Transcript of Zach is the best roommate

What would be your pickup line? I'd probably ask what your name was so that I knew what to scream later tonight.

Wow. Okay, I've thin walls.

Jared, who is here with me, he doesn't like screaming. Any screaming, really, anything really triggers him, so probably won't pick that one. But thank you so much.

Of course. Well, you got to let me know your standards.

I'll switch it up. I have zero standards, obviously. You're here. All right.