Transcript of Grinch goes on a blind date

There is no need to be nervous. They're just broads. You talk, you banter, you maybe kiss. Don't expect a kiss. Definitely don't expect anything else. Do you want some chicken? Easy. Would you like some cock? No. You're good. You're good. Just let it out really quick. Let it out. You're good. You are good. Hi. Hi. You're not going to pull my chair up. No, of course I am. What is this? This is cock. This is chicken. We're going to share this. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I'd love to meet between the holidays. That was a really bad joke. Yeah, it was. It was so stupid. Plate. Have you taken a etiquette class? Have I taken an edible? No. Do you want me to fix your plate? Yes, please. How nice. God, it's like a 1950s woman here. Can I cheers? Cheers. Yeah. Actually... You're.