Transcript of Grinch talks to Dr Phil!

I need to ask you a personal question. Please don't. You got a hard exterior, but I feel like there's a soft interior. Why are you so fucking... Why are you such a all the time?

Well, it all started January sixth. I was in the back of the pack and I just couldn't get in. But finally, we took our country. I'm kidding.

I'm in LA. That stands for liberal..

Protect our northern borders. Jesus Christ. From the elves. From the elves. Okay, that's what... I thought that was going somewhere else.