Transcript of The Grinch and Santa have something in common...

It was the last time that you ate some coochy. Do you eat coochy? Can I be honest with you? You know what happened? That's why his nose like that. His nose got stuck in some coochy. No.

No. What happened to your nose?

It's a deformity. We thought it was cancer, and I even got to meet John cena, but we realized it wasn't.

Now, Santa, what about you? You and Ms. Claus, you're still getting it in. You look old.

Just like to have a good time. Like him, I'm not shouting at anybody. You mind taking a seat, sweet girl?Me?Yes.

You want me to take a seat?Yes, ma'am.All right, I'll take a seat.

You got curves in all the right places.

You said, I know I do.

I want to see you do things to a Cardi B song.

What are you going to up to?

I've been good, Santa.