Transcript of Talking About Our Open Relationship w/ Andrea Botez - Dropouts #234

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I expect stories when you put that sweet sweet finger down.

Put a finger down if you've hooked up with a higher up.

I just put my finger person in an office, so

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Put a finger down if you've been in an open relationship. You've been in an open relationship?

Let me see how many fingers you have.

I'm trying to lay low

right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Trying to be discreet. My mother watches this podcast.

These are wild, these questions.

Those are in from 2 5 minutes ago episode. Right.

Trust me.

I can tell by your hair now, darling.

And your eyeliner. Run it. Hold on. Are we recording? Yeah.

We're recording. Yeah.

I could tell by your

ugly taste.

Between me and Andrea right now. I know. I remember it.

I came from a dating show. I look stupid as

You guys both look good. I there's 1 I would rather unwrap under a tree. Me? Jared, sit down. We're actually doing a podcast.

God, I could use a magic, man. Oh, man. Look at you ladies. I wanna thank both of you for dressing up. Alyssa

my nails. Like, I'm I'm a mess.

Hey. Do you

is not ready in 5 minutes, and she looks amazing.

She looks amazing. It's kinda awkward that you guys text each other beforehand. We're like, let's wear this to trick the boys. You guys are both wearing the same thing.

I know. And we both look amazing.

You did get a Brazilian blowout this morning. Is that what they're called?

You blowout. You do

have to bring the mic closer.

Jared.

Jared, you gotta monitor this.

I the

I'm trying. Headphones. You gotta be on top of this.

I know. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Yeah.

Alyssa. Hey. So okay. You're nervous. You're nervous little mama.

Let's talk about it.

Oh, yeah. For this weekend.

Can what are they doing?

Voice. There's a button on the side. It's the top button on the side.

It's like the first time you've been over there.

Yeah. We're using it today. It's gonna be a big thing.

You can put all of Alyssa's prospective suitors on there.

We don't know what they look like, though.

You just turn

it on and off. Alyssa.

Paycheck? Whose paycheck's on there?

Oh, that's mine.

Don't don't do that.

Diane, we're gonna go through Alyssa's paychecks. Yeah.

Okay. Alyssa Alyssa's going on a date this weekend. She's a little nervous.

No. Oh, no.

It's just an intro music. We'll come right back.

It's the red 1.

There you go.

He just went.

You press it multiple times every time, and it just restarts it.

Do you

have a good time?

You gotta let me know when it's over. I can't. Oh, it's over. How many guys? 10 guys?

How many guys are experiencing it?

I hope not. I think 5. Right?

We just launched my YouTube channel, Andrea. So we're doing it usually

I watched every video.

Thank you so much. Which 1 was your favorite?

The 1 where you dated with the counselor.

So you did watch it?

Okay.

I did. I like the AI Girl. AI Girl was my favorite. She was based as hell.

She

Sorry. I forgot. It's

like, what does that mean?

What does that mean?

It means she had good points. Oh. I liked okay. I liked her thought process.

Are you in, like, a small group for posture? What's going on?

Oh. Okay. So for context, I just finished a dating show, and it was to dress in Christmas costumes, hence why I'm dressed

All in.

Like this. And I feel like I have to sit very proper. But today is not about me. It's about Alyssa because she is finding love this weekend. So why don't we start with what you're looking in for a man?

And and what are you looking in for, man?

Or what are you looking in a man? What what are you looking for in a man? Okay. Well, I just wanna It's been a long day.

I would like to point out that I don't really think I'm going to find love this weekend. That's not

true. That attitude. You gotta open it so far.

I walk through those doors.

I mean, I guess.

You okay. You're okay. So the first thing you're most nervous about is people walking out on set, seeing you, and then walking offset.

Yeah. I did have a

dream seeing you and walking off,

not Melissa.

Over to Lisa.

I did have a dream that, somebody asked me this is kind of very specific, but somebody asked me, oh, do you work out? Sorry. And I was like, yeah. Every day. And they're like, I don't believe that.

Like, something like that. I don't know. It's because Zach's

in your nightmares. It's not your fault. Maybe.

You've gotta do the Nate Barguetzee thing. You just gotta you roll in with, like, actually, I just lost a £100.

That's what I

was looking at.

You always look good.

Yeah. Also, this was a dream.

Hey. But did have we ran this

through show she's having traumatic memories from you. I don't like we'll be sitting at dinner, and Zach's just always making fun of Melissa. I don't stand for it. And I think it's time that Melissa fights back.

I think he's base.

I think he's

pretty base. I think he's

pretty base.

Yeah. I'm tired of

this bullshit.

And wait. Did we run did we run this episode, the 1 on Saturday? Did we run it by council? Our outside counsel?

What's outside counsel?

Like our legal team because I figure, like, Netflix is gonna have a problem with it.

Oh, what what jokes do you have ramping up in that?

Spectrum, I thought it would be

mad about.

Trademarked it for show.

But But

it's not called love on the spectrum.

No. But it's an autistic girl trying to find love.

There's nothing wrong with autistic girl trying

to find love. Severe autism.

There's nothing wrong with that. We're actually trending right now. Spectrum.

Keep it up.

Keep it up. Trending on the market.

Autism is cool.

Can I solve a separate joke? Yeah. No. Pete is probably gonna be mad too.

Because of the bird.

Hold on. Sorry.

Let him let him

get to the Yeah.

Let him get to the punch line.

Why is Pete

gonna go flight a little too fast.

Why is Pete gonna

throw that? Throw 1

of those guys banging banging a bird.

Hit the Sicko mode. Hit the the green 1? No. It's not that 1, but it does okay.

The sound effects of the other guy

in here.

So this is how we're gonna go in. I'm being your wingman, what you're nervous about. You keep saying I'm gonna go in and be like this stinky little ball of stink. Yeah. But no, I'm gonna walk in and I'm gonna make you look good.

So what are you what do you think your best qualities are so I can make sure I can highlight them?

I my best qualities, I think I'm good at, like, taking care of people.

Okay. So watch this. So there's guys right here.

Uh-huh.

Guys, you if you want somebody who can take care of you?

That's Do I

have the birthday party?

On Saturday? You decide what you what are you guys know Alyssa very well. Why don't you say what her best qualities are? You're a man. You know what men want.

Jared, kick it off.

Or so we think what

my best qualities are.

Jared, we'll kick

it off. She has, incredible intuition. You know

Woman's intuition.

Woman's intuition, she is strong with.

But does that make blood flow to the males region? Have a

No. But we're we're talking about finding a lifelong love.

And I love I love that she has good intuition. Love that. What are some what are some examples in your mind that show it?

She's really good at reading people. No.

What are some examples? So we're more of an example.

I don't think we could share examples, but I know I'll

share 8.

Okay. Go ahead.

No. I don't believe the intuition thing. But, for what I like about you, I can share a lot.

K. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Okay. I like your self confidence. You've turned it down

and I like that it's just in the gutter,

but that's attractive because it's nonthreatening.

K.

And so say a guy's a little there's the guy's gonna be nervous too. I don't think you thought about that. I don't think you thought the flip side is you need to exude a little bit of confidence to make them feel secure. K.

But I thought on camera before.

Yeah. The camera part doesn't like, that's not what I'm nervous about, but I thought guys like when girls are just way confident.

Not way confident. I don't know way confident

is. Because overly confident sometimes can cross the line into, like, cocky, and then that is really unattractive.

So, like, where's the line of, like, oh, a little shy and then really confident? Like, where do guys

Well, like, I think, like, if you go on set and you're like, I'm the hottest piece of ass in this town, which you probably would've said if you're in

the morning. You should

you should bow down to me. It's like, that's a little cocky

and kind

of unattractive. You know?

That's kinda it's you know, You don't have to announce your beauty. Your your stature says it all. You know? You don't have to be like, I'm pretty and you guys can't have me. They should they should be longing for you because of how you present yourself.

Don't wink after. What am I

supposed to do? Just don't

get them ready. Who knows how many guys

are gonna

be in

the sales game? Fall in over Zach and then be like, hey, bro. What's up?

I will bang them if you want me to.

Okay. Test them out for me.

Yeah.

I'll test them. 1st?

Just like that girl just got tested out in a day. Oh, gosh.

Not that again.

Oh, you're gonna

bring her up? 1000 times a day, girl.

Did I? It was a 100.

It was a 100.

She has a 1000 in February.

God. Why did

all of Tyler's fans? In

February? She's going for a 1000 guys in February.

That's what we were talking about at dinner.

I thought well, I thought she was, like, for our audio listeners, there's a woman out there. An OnlyFans model. Thank you for the plug. Scheme.

And a marketing scheme. I I don't know if it's a scheme if you're actually doing it. Like, you're getting railed a 100 times in 1 day by a 100 different people. That's I think you guys are that's over at least a 100 subscriptions.

That's a plan in action. That's not a scheme.

You know in battle of the bastards when John Snow is just standing there like this and the whole army's coming at him, that's kinda like what her vagina's gonna

it's kinda like. It is.

I was gonna be like

Oh my god. I couldn't even imagine.

So is she going for, like, a 1,000 by February?

Or A 1,000 men in 1 day in February. There's no 1 day. No. There's no 24 hours.

You can't do that. That's like physically What's there? We've done this before.

Why is this a flashback? 1,000. We did the math at dinner, and a 100 guys was a new guy every 14 minutes, like, 14 and a half minutes. So to do a thousand, you'd have to be with a new guy every 1 and a half minutes.

It's to break the world record.

Oh, yeah. That's you can put that in your mom's fridge.

Hey, mom. Guess what?

I mean, the sad thing is that this is actually really working, and it is boosting her OnlyFans, and it's getting a ton of publicity. Yeah. We are feeding this.

Wasn't she, like, breaking down afterwards? Like, she, like, she was crying and was like, this is kind of a mistake. Wasn't that the whole thing with after these first hundred?

But other than that, it's pure determination.

Dude, they're putting out a casting call.

Oh my god. Mhmm.

What if

we all sign up?

What are

the odds you sign up?

Oh, yeah.

We'll do it. 1 in 10. Go.

1 in 10? I my girlfriend's not gonna be happy about that. She'll be

Skyler. Skyler.

You're a part of a record.

He can see that. Okay.

Did you see that? I didn't see it.

Count us down.

Well, I can't Okay.

Ready?

This is not it's not mine. Trust

in that.

1 in 10. 321.

9. Whoo. Divisible by 3.

You have to do it.

It's divisible by 3. What's the line if you have a daughter and you want to support her and she comes That's the line. She's like, no. But, like, what's dad dad, can I talk to you for a second? There's gonna be some news outlets.

They're gonna cover a world record. A world record that I'm doing? What what what what could be your you've heard of Cox? Yeah. I'm gonna have them all in me in 1 day.

Look at this photo she posted right here. Like, she's applying for jobs.

Graduation photo.

This is crazy.

Oh, well, that one's different.

Really sad.

Sorry, guys.

I understand it was like, you know, she's in poverty. I mean, a 100 She's

not in poverty.

No. She's not. Like, you know

She's made $2,000,000 on OnlyFans since she started.

Wait. How

many? She's made 2,000,000? Wow. Holy shit. That's poor to some people.

What does that sign say?

Uni students, Bong me and let me film it.

Oh my god. Something else.

Wow. Beautiful. Okay. Does that make you feel better, Alyssa? Well For your dates?

Not I mean, sure.

That's why we showed you.

It could

be worse.

It could be worse. No. I I mean, I think I'm just a little nervous on, like, the guys, but,

because you said you're like, no ethnic guys.

I did not say that.

You did. You're like, whites only. No. I And then you're like, I don't care if they cover their faces. The hoods look nice.

Oh my god.

And you said they had to be tins. You had a lot of strict stat

Stipulations. You said racist with abs.

She did specifically request green face. Mhmm. Green face. What's currently in? Well, that's funny because the whole concept of the video too, like, the producer of the video wants, like, 1 of my exes or, like, ex, like, situationships to come in as, like, a surprise joke for me.

And so I've been like reaching out to

all of my exes.

People like pumped up with like, hey, do you wanna be

How many people did you reach out to?

Well, 3.

But Wait. I thought you never dated before.

No. They're just ex situatation. Okay.

There's so many categories in this.

I mean, jeez.

I there would be 4, but, 1 is now married, so it's probably enough.

I think you should call him a

3 are in the area?

2. Well, 2. 1 is not. But 1 was like I was like, would you wanna fly here? And he goes, I have work.

So I was like, okay.

Tell him this is his new job.

But but is anyone coming of your past experiences now? They didn't wanna see you again?

No. They don't wanna see

me again.

Don't bring that up because guys are gonna think that

I'm not want valuable. Like, wanting, like, wantable. What's the word?

I don't know. I'm gonna let you keep going.

I'm not desirable.

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to clear the set and think in case things get hot and heavy?

I mean, we could have that on standby for sure. Before we clear the set.

Run away really fast like that.

Just all of you

just have to start

scream fire, and then everybody bolts in a different direction.

If you're gonna be there, you're gonna have to wear different shoes though. Because if you run, I'm so worried about an ankle sprain.

Alyssa, you should wear these chunkers.

Oh my God. I do think I'm gonna wear heels. Good.

Heels?

Yeah.

Woah. She's going all out for this.

What about

like a mini dress? Oh, no. No? No,

no, no.

What do you wear with heels that's not like jeans? Can you do heels and jeans? Yeah.

I was gonna do some like flarey jeans, maybe some heels. I don't know. I have an image in my head, but it never turns out how I want it to. So I'm like nervous.

What percentage of your day is consumed about the thoughts of this video?

Since, yes, since Andy's texted about, like, guys, since yesterday.

But it's been all consuming?

Yeah. Just a thought. Wait. Have you seen any of the guys

coming up?

Have you guys seen any of them?

Mm-mm. Oh, can

I see them? We don't even

I think that just from casting, like, we have a casting person that just does them.

I see. I was gonna say, I'm curious how many of them are actually prospective suitors.

I don't know. I kinda like the idea of a surprise, you know, because it's kinda like it's kinda like the real world.

You don't know

who you're gonna see when you go out.

My issue too is like, if something like I laugh so easily. So if, like, he says something or if, like, a guy looks inter I don't know. I'm just gonna start laughing.

You're gonna laugh at a guy's looks?

Like, I Is that

what you said?

No. It's just I just laugh so easily. So if something, like, happens that

I I I I am nervous that 1 out of 10 1 out of 10 times you laugh. It's a sore laugh. And I but listen to me. If 1 of the guys goes, shut up little miss piggy, I'm fighting him. No shot.

I'm not saving you. No. No shot.

I'll turn

him in. No. No. No shot shot. Yes.

Recruit him.

I will turn him into bacon

Thank you.

For what they said about Mhmm. You being a pig. What about you? How was Steve Aoki?

Steve Aoki was great. He was very nice. We DJed. It was a good night.

Did you DJ together on the same set?

We went, back to back. So he played before me.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

But he had a show.

You're the headlines.

I was. Yeah. But it was

The headline over Steve Aoki is

Yeah. But it was it it's a big podcast, and it was a private holiday party. So it was a very intellectual crowd.

Do you

get nervous before

you spin some wrecks?

Not for this crowd. And I DJ'd last year with Grimes with them, so I wasn't too shy this year. But it was a very, small event, so it's nothing to brag, but it was cool.

It is something to brag. I mean, he's a legend.

Yeah. Steve was really nice.

I'm gonna

send him some songs for his

label. Oh.

Can you DJ my birthday? It's just us.

Just he would just like 2,000. It would just be us in here with a JBL speaker and, like, 2,000 hits.

Well, I can give you the type of music I like now, then you have a full year to work on it.

Which is just 2,000 hits.

Yeah. Talking to the mic.

Country. I keep forgetting. Yeah. We also hosted a chess tournament at the same time. So it's, like, 2 AM.

I'm drunk. I finished DJing. And then we have, like, a line of people waiting to play chess with us, but and then I lost 3 times to a 14 year old kid who was 25 100.

What is 25100?

Like

He's really, really good. I mean, he's, like, higher rated than my sister and I. We've been but he's been a competitive chess player. Like, this kid, like, wants to be 1 of the best in the world, so he was an ambitious

What's the highest ranking you can get?

Currently,

it's near 28100. It's like 27100 something, but that's just

Holy shit.

So Yeah.

It is. Guys.

Up there. Yeah. That doesn't mean anything?

It does. But the thing is, like, the people in the top 100, the difference between them and there's a lot of 25 100, but not a lot of people or 27100 and up. It's much harder. But chest talk literally, like, I'm not trying to put everyone to bed.

How wait. How how much more often do you have to win to get to 27100 versus

you have even if you're dedicating your entire life to you have to be other 27 100 to get there. So Hey.

Yeah. If I had a pawn and I if if I was a king and I had a pawn and I put it all the way the other side, I'd turn into you'd be my I'd turn the queen. There's no way you've heard that 1.

That dating show, and their execution was a little more.

Oh. I was playing a character of nervousness to make Alyssa feel better because she's intimidated by alpha guys.

Gotcha. Gotcha.

If it was me, I would have been like, I'll bang you on the chessboard so good, but I didn't see that

Got it. Got it.

For Alyssa.

I'm not intimidated by alpha guys. I like alpha guys.

What's your least favorite, man on in the planet Earth?

Least favorite man on the earth?

Luigi Manolon. I would say, like Mangione.

He's not that hated.

People who'd

like massacred.

I don't

know Andrew Tate's up there.

Yeah. That's probably What about,

like, gambler?

Yeah. But I I

was thinking of more of, like, a lie. Okay.

Hold on 1 second.

Oh, no. Because I wanna ask her before I forget.

You got high on the drunk okay. Patreon, 7 day free trial down below. We just did a drunk episode where I got drunk, but Alyssa got high. Mhmm. And you took the wrong thing, and you said you're panicking the entire episode

Oh, yeah.

And wanting to cry? Over to you.

Apologize for that. I literally I think I was having a panic attack internally. I mean, they've seen me have a panic attack before, so it wasn't like a normal 1. But, like, it it just made me feel like I was, like, gonna start crying. I don't know what I took.

It was different from what you usually take.

No. Here's what happened. She before I left, she said, Skylar, what kind do I need to get? And because she had taken some of mine before. I was like, get this 1 because I know she's taking it.

Knew she was good with it. And I was like, don't take the whole thing either. Take half of it. She went, and it was there because I know it was there.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was there. We found it.

Yeah. And then

he upsold you to another 1 Yeah. That you bought that I also take, and you took a whole 1?

Like, half, but then it wasn't hitting me as quick as it the drunkness was hitting them, so I took another

Yeah. And that that

1 Hole. I didn't know you took the whole.

I didn't take the whole. I took, like, 3 fourths of it.

Yeah. And those those kick really hard.

What what were your feelings? Did you or your thoughts that made

you wanna be free? Bad. I don't know. I just didn't wanna be here anymore.

And it was nothing to do. Was it anxiety of having to be filmed, or was it

just Maybe.

Generally bad high you were not feeling?

I think it was like It's probably mixed. Yeah.

Well, that happens sometimes. Like, when I've been high on the drunk episodes, you can't feel like you're not, like, catching up to, like, the conversation you're, like, just got behind. It's a very different drunk is different. Shit. Yeah.

No. It's And

you're higher, like, oh, wait. What was this? You feel like

you were in a race with thoroughbreds and you were a malnourished donkey.

Sure.

Yeah. I mean, drunk versus high, like you said, is a very different state. So, like, when you guys are talking about, like, deep convo not deep convo, but, like, just in-depth conversation that you're like, oh, yeah. Cool. And then the high person is like, oh my god.

He's right. What?

You know,

it's like a very different mindset.

So it's our fault.

No. No. But it was yeah. So But you didn't feel

like that before on your guys' drunk high episodes?

I've never been high. I've always been drunk on drunk episodes. I know. That sounds terrifying. So I wasn't my giggly self.

You were sober though, Andrea, which is strange.

I don't I asked Jules the day.

I was like, I wonder if we said anything bad on the drunk episode. She's like, I'm like, do you remember anything we said? She's like, no. And then we're gonna watch it, but

we never did. So I have literally

no idea what's out there, but I think it's better that way. I'd rather not know.

You were concerned I showed you a a small sliver.

It was terrifying.

You wanted to see just what you looked like. And

Yeah. My hair was it looks like I had gotten a bad hair transplant, and, like, my hair was but it was

fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's fine. I'd rather yeah.

Not. Do you both remember that you both were chewing gum and you Spit. Spit

it right

out Spit

it on the desk.

On the desk.

In front of me.

Both of us?

During the podcast?

Yeah. Well, right after, you had, like, 6 gumballs in your mouth, and it was, like, a big lot. We put gumballs

in your mouth. And then you

just put them out.

I think

you put gumballs in

your mouth. I did not. I don't think we touched the gumball machines.

No, you did. We didn't. It was part of the law.

Who even reached in there?

Both you and Jules.

Who even reached in there?

Last episode. Doesn't fit for yeah.

I don't recall that at

all. It was after the episode.

I'm shocked we even knew how to open the gumball machine. I don't know

how to act sober.

You sound like you're on trial. I'm shocked. I'd be shocked.

I'm just surprised.

I've never even seen a quarter. I couldn't to load 1,

not me.

Alyssa apparently gave us water shots, which honestly, thank god, because I threw up I don't drink very often. I threw up so much that night, but it still tasted like well, they're half water.

Yeah. They you guys were 10 minutes in, and we're

like, more shots.

And I was like, oh, God. Which is great. But I'm like, let's get through some content first. And then so you kept asking for more shots, so I filled it up with half alcohol, half water.

Can we add maybe a little clip for them to see? Dude, I'm not gonna play harmonica if you're gonna keep talking.

Okay. Well, please don't. Wait. Wait. I'm being rude.

Hold on.

He's talking about gay parents. Do I know it?

Do you not accept gay parents? I wanna hear about your gay parents.

Gay parents. I wasn't listening because I'm not in the right mindset, and I should be a better guy.

I'm thinking I'm gonna throw

up, but please continue your story.

Do you wanna go

throw I'll

hold your hair back.

Story. I'm very I'm very invested.

I'll think about it. I wish there were a healthy shot.

What do you mean healthy shot?

Oh. 0, fuck. I have 1 over here, man.

You almost took it.

I have a magic mind over here. You don't have to throw it at me. That's my fault.

I actually just took 1 before, and I feel great now.

Exactly. And it's probably because of the nootropics in here.

How do

you say it? Nootropics. Nootropics. Nootropics. Yeah.

It's because of the nootropics and adaptogens and vitamins that are in here.

Don't read, dude. I'm not reading it.

On screen, dude. Shug when you love it.

Shared it. I

know last time I checked it.

Yeah. Throw it down the the the mouth.

It's quick and easy.

It tastes like apple juice. It's actually really good.

Throw it back at me.

Got some vitamin c.

Thank you. That was a hell of a catch. I can do things. Sorry for getting drunk. Sorry for getting you high.

I don't know if I did it.

And now

he's hotter vitamins. My guy. Oh, let's play put a finger down. If you guys

have the box open, please.

Oh, my bad. We have 2 boxes.

Wait. What were you gonna say?

No. I'll save it for later.

Okay.

No worries.

Was it a good story? 1 out of 10.

Sounds like she

wants to say it.

He started it with speaking of things we have cut out. So let's just

do it. That means and he looked at me and goes, oh, we'll just do it on the lunch table, which is a podcast.

Well, now I wanna know. Can I know?

I'll tell you afterwards.

We'll tell you on the lunch table podcast. Youtube.com/.com/something. Don't touch your tits, dude. We're at dinner.

My arm is itchy. You guys ever get that?

Oh, do not smell your fingers. You'll pass out.

They smell my arm has smelled fine.

What is

your obsession with Alyssa scent? She's stinky. Wasn't that stinky?

He told me I smelled really good, and I'll never forget it. He goes, oh, you smell really nice.

When did I do this?

It was a long time ago.

It was before she got stinky.

No. I've never been stinky.

Why do

you why are you picketing against soap?

I got a question. Should we play the regular version or the adults only version?

Adults only. Adults only.

I have

an adult for like

Roberts we're getting up to tonight. Wild.

I

like that he had to ask us.

I was I was trying to be cordial.

That was another thing going back to Alyssa's dates this weekend. She was nervous about you calling her stinky in front of all the guys.

I always I just said shower beforehand.

There's no shot at all.

A couple of

times before.

As if the guys

like, obviously, it's a joke. Right? We say it.

Don't know. Well, I hope so. People just now are calling me stinky.

Okay. But these people don't know you. They're not interacting with you in real life.

Not call her little miss stinky in the comments. I don't care how many comments have already said it. Don't say it again. Wink.

And then Blink. But, but the guys, they can they can see like, they will be in the room with you physically.

Yeah. They will know smelly. Totally. Yeah. I will if he does say it, I'll just be like,

if he wants to hear me,

they're dissmelly.

We'll know why.

What if we get fart spray?

No. I heard that.

What did you hear?

Fart spray.

He did not say that. I heard

that. I

said fat babies.

Do not.

He said no. You said smart spray. What if we get smart spray?

That's why everyone

would think

you know the Plagiarian theorem. What'd you say about your intestines?

Smart spray for the contestants. For the guys.

Yes. Yeah.

They can impress Alyssa with their high IQ.

Yeah. If it I'll just tell them to smell me, and then it'll be fine. That's a good way to You're

gonna tell them to

smell it?

Close. Yeah.

But this is this is also be honest. Are you gonna show a little buzzer?

Do you want me to?

Don't ask me to ask. Like that. This is for the guys. Like, are you trying to be like, do you want to show the guys a body too?

I well, wouldn't it be bet

better to show the boobs? First date you ever been on?

No. It's not real. When do the boobs be

shared better? Guys. Turn that shit down, Robbie. Yeah. Show.

I was like,

I'm 28 Goddamn. Be able to focus on 2 things at once.

You're fucking up the show. Andrea,

sometimes.

It's either or. I'm not. It doesn't matter. It's really whatever.

I heard it both. Okay.

She calls you Sean.

I call her AB.

AB Sean.

Okay. So we're playing put a finger down.

This is a you've just realized his name's not Sean.

No. I know that.

It's okay.

I just What is

his hold on.

What is his name? Steven.

It's an s. I actually blank out really bad on names all the time, even around people I like. S is correct.

Maybe.

They'll come to me later. Let's

move on.

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K. Put a

finger down. You guys wanna know the rules?

Yes. That's why he didn't turn around when I said, Sean,

good to see you.

That guy looks so rude.

I was, like, actually excited to see you, and he didn't turn around.

I didn't know who you were talking to. Okay. So everyone's gonna put up 5 fingers. I'll pull a card and read it aloud. If it's a down card and it applies to you, you put a finger down.

If it's an up card, own it and put up a finger even if that means more than that means having more than 5 fingers up.

Stories when you put that sweet, sweet finger down.

Or when you put it up, that's a new oh, wait.

What what what do you do if you put it up?

So if it if it's a put a finger up card, just put a finger down card, put a finger up card. So if it's put a finger up, you could you have to push So scared

the last time.

And you

can go more than 5. So you can have, like, 4 1st person with all their fingers down wins. Classic game.

Love that they made this a game because I hate having to think.

Yeah. It's the worst.

I love

when we did a game night, and we all wanted 2 ones where you have to write, and Alyssa was just so fed up.

It's so hard for me to think about, like, a good prop other than, like, never ever thought exercise. Diving.

Okay. Here we go. Put a finger down if you've hooked up with a higher up. I'm assuming that's work related. The higher up.

I feel like

No. I've I've made pretty just kinda lateral.

I mean, I guess that's yeah.

Lateral. Yeah. I just put my finger down. I have a hook

in it off it, so that doesn't apply.

Okay. Russian in the office,

so that doesn't apply.

Okay. And we are playing for people that are watching the whole play.

Wait. Actually, I'm gonna put a finger down.

The adults only version.

Who'd you hook up with?

I I technically, like, in a sense, she was higher up, but it was when I was dating that costume designer. And I was Her name's Okay. Well, I wasn't I wasn't gonna put her name in it, but I was a PA on set, and she was the costume designer. So, technically, she was higher on set?

What? A PU?

Nice. So bad.

Alright. Next 1. Put a finger down if you sent nudes in the past week. Okay? I'm gonna put mine down, but it's because of the game the the

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Oh my god.

And I lost.

I like this woman.

Did you do that's what you expected

us to know.

It would

be really funny if you were doing it and, like, you're dancing with both your hands. A third hand comes in.

That would be really funny.

That would be funny.

Okay.

Put a finger down if you've been in an open relationship.

No.

You've been in an open relationship? Or would I

put my finger down at the last thing that you said.

Sent nudes in the past week?

You said who'd you send nudes to?

Guys have me reach now to old hook up.

Are you serious?

That's gonna suck some nudes. Stop.

I I was hoping to just move past that.

I just told the tab dancing on my wieners.

That's way worse.

Hold on.

Send it to. Was it?

Roberts come out. He cannot

do it.

It's not the it's not the it's not the guy that I'm thinking it is, is it?

The 1 that you don't like? Yeah. No. Is he coming to the show? No.

No. No. No.

Wait. Then wait. I wanted other context. You just sent a raw nip in the married? No.

Mid December nip? What it tells

us No.

It's like sometimes you're like, oh, yeah. I need somebody who I used to hook up with. And I'm like, oh, yeah. I lived wish you lived closer or whatever. I don't know.

It just gets

it it's getting

to a point where it's Did you

guys joint masturbate?

The hell was he

going in? When the doors close.

Is it obvious? You're no. Don't act like

you're tap tapping on your wiener.

Tap tapping funny. Mine was soft.

That is weird.

I thought

that was funnier for the joke. It was no.

Well, then For

the video, I thought it was funny.

You have to get hard and then tap dance on your

I don't have to be hard. I just had to send that video.

I know. But, like, sorry.

About my dick, the rats?

Wait. How long ago were you uchy gushy on online?

Does it matter?

In the last week.

Good for her.

Wait. But no. When? What day?

Hold on.

Is it Does it matter?

Yes. It matters a lot, actually. What day was it? Because I'm trying to think about Rob was.

Thinking of? No.

That's the guy he doesn't like.

Oh, wait. That guy's a tool bag. Yeah. That guy's a dick.

This guy's 5 6, and Toreliss is hard up. Look at him. He's a bad salesman. Heart?

Yeah. He fucked me up.

K. We'll get off of that. Put a finger down put a finger down if you've had oral sex in a public place. Yeah. I mean, we've all Party.

At a party. Out. I got my first blow job in a

Don't see this, dude.

In a car in a park. Oh, is that what I was was the kid?

You had to shut

it up.

Oh, then run-in public.

Yeah. Car B.

Then Roadhead, as the scholars say, is Yeah. As the scholars say.

Have you

ever have you guys ever gotten it while driving?

I've gotten I've gotten Roadhead while driving you.

I've never gotten Roadhead before.

No. It's kind of a terrifying experience.

I'm kinda jealous now.

It would be I feel like it'd be very nerve wracking, though. Like It's not

that nerve wracking, but it's a little bit nervous. That makes sense.

What's the difference between nervous and nerve wracking?

I was fine.

You got a lot

of how many fingers you have.

I'm trying to lay low

right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Which 1 did you put your finger down to?

Doesn't matter. I'm trying to be

The last 1.

My mother watches this podcast.

Oh, yes. We're sorry.

So I'm just I know. I'm really trying to

Okay. Well, we'll we'll skip it. Put a finger down. Well, we're not skipping it. We'll keep it in.

Put a finger down if you've lost your v card somewhere other than a bedroom.

No. No. Mine was stereotypical bed bedroom.

It's a

great place. You know? Do it.

Hold on. Andre is

thinking remember.

Well, you haven't lost it yet. Oh, and there we go. We have 3 left.

You said where it was?

Write it down.

I did.

I just swapped them around.

Oh, sorry?

Can you say where you lost it at?

It was not a bedroom. It was just the living room.

Oh, okay.

Where did you find it again?

Never found it. In the church. Wow.

Oh, beautiful.

Alright. Next 1.

Why are all these sexual

Put a finger because it's adults only.

Y'all ask this. Have fun without sex talk.

And why can't we just all agree the Scottish hat's awesome? Shocked right out, Sock. Awesome.

I love it. I'm

These are wild, these questions.

Well, say 1.

Say them. If you prefer to go there instead of and woah. Sorry.

Put a

finger up if you prefer to go there instead of having them over for a 1 night stand. Fuck that. Home court

advantage. Yeah.

I would prefer In

front of

a home crowd is not

as many years. Yeah. Come over here. No. Because then I could just leave whenever I want.

If you're over there, you're

getting booed off the floor. I definitely prefer at home.

Alyssa makes a good point, though. Like, if it's just a 1 night stand, you can just leave whenever you want.

Like but if they come here, then you have the issue, like, what if they stay around longer?

I'm usually only gonna hook up with somebody I like. So it's like, we could play, like That is true. A card game.

Yeah. But didn't you say 1 night stand?

Yeah. But it could be a 1 night stand with someone you like. Because you just have to be some random guy that

Did you can you do this?

Did you I'm chilling. I'm playing.

I'm just playing the piano right now.

The green really. Did you

put 1 up for that, or you prefer to go?

I preferred them to come

to me, so I did not put a finger down.

So you

guys have put 1 up. Right?

Oh, or

you eat the finger down.

No. No. If you prefer it, you put a finger up.

Yes. So put a finger down.

If you prefer the the card was you prefer to go over there.

Yes.

Yeah.

So if you prefer to stay at home, you don't do anything.

Yeah. Yeah. You fucking idiot.

Stupid idiot.

At least I have a great sweater.

Okay. Put a finger down if you have drugs on you right now.

Technically, you have Adderall.

Just prescribe both drugs. Back.

I put a Really?

How to call me out like that?

That's not bad.

I think you talked about that.

From a long day of work.

I don't have to don't

have to prescribe. You don't have to fucking

defend it.

Also got Midol in my bag.

So, yeah, I caught plenty of them. Excedrin, that's drugs.

I got drugs on me. Sorry. Put a finger down if you own 3 or more adult sex toys, Alyssa.

I don't own 3 or more.

Yeah. You do. We we know about the 2. And then the huge hitter.

That's not my

huge hitter.

You want it as yours.

Well, I haven't used it.

But you own it.

Put a finger down.

Let's see Andrea's hand. How long

does she have? Don't know. It's hidden underneath my gloves. Sounds like beauty. Out when I lose.

The piano's getting a lot smaller.

I'm just kidding you now.

Put a finger down if someone cheated on their partner with you and you didn't know they were in a relationship.

And you didn't know. It's not a card.

It's a card.

He's trying to be real wild.

That was

all the right 1. You just

There's no way that's a card.

If someone cheated on their partner with you and you didn't know they were in a relationship.

Oh. I don't think I've done that. Mm-mm.

I made out with a woman and I didn't know she was married.

Yeah. So yeah. That's it.

Yeah. She was 60.

I slept in

the same

It's a real story. Panama City.

I slept in the same bed as somebody, but I didn't know they were in a relationship, but we didn't do anything.

It was just cold. You're fine.

I got an OTPHJ, you know, a shitty dive for in Panama City.

Do you

still have the acronym as crazy

to put us that 1?

Let you guys know when I lose that.

I got I got 1 left too. Okay. Put a finger down if you've had sex at work. I have not

had sex at work.

Technically, I've had sex.

You've had sex on work. You fucked up the studio.

Yeah, dude. You loser.

Put a finger up if you've had breakup sex.

Oh, there is up.

Breakups. I've had sex with someone that we've broken up, but I haven't I haven't been like, is

that You haven't had it done it, like, done it 1 more time for the 1 time?

Yeah. Yeah. Put a finger up.

Put a finger oh.

And her name was

Okay. Put a finger down if

you It looked like

I was doing what

No, I know. But you did, you did this. You went If we're playing a 6th game, you cannot do that near a peak.

Put a finger down if you've hooked up with 3 or more different people in the past month.

No. I'm trying to remember this month, but I'm pretty sure

I've

been very,

very single this month.

It's December. We've only had 11 days.

New numb it's yeah. Oh, yeah.

Put a finger down if you're part of the Mile High Club. I wish. I don't. Well, I don't

do that. Yeah. I don't understand how that's I

don't know. Certain bathrooms are very nice.

Oh, yeah. You were PJ ing all around Saudi Arabia, dude. Don't worry about that. Your fucking.

Yeah. But there's a there's a a company that has a plane specifically for that.

I wouldn't do that. And I don't like thinking about others there.

Because the captain knows what you're doing. Like, the pilot, they just know that.

Oh, and

I would scream out the whole I'd I'd find out his name. Jonathan. I have orgasm.

You could land the plane now.

It's like, we just took off.

Good job, Zach. Put a finger up if you've hooked up with a roommate. No.

My roommates have you have nearly been men.

Everyone.

2021 is my sister.

I have it. Wait.

No. I did it. I did it, but you wouldn't know.

Put a

put a finger down if you've made out with a stranger at a bar this month.

Oh, okay. No.

I'm not either committed relationship. Well, put a finger up if you've hooked up with your ex more than a month after breaking up.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What's going on? Done that. Done that. Go around in the basement.

Gotta make our way home.

Put a finger down if you've paid for OnlyFans or any other adult content. I did that 1 time.

I've done that before.

We were in the same hotel. I didn't do anything. I just like I was like, what is going on?

Oh, I actually did once, but not because I wanted to see her stuff because I knew it was a scam.

Yeah. This was middle we were in New York 2 years ago. Yeah. Well, you were in

the hotel. Put a finger up situation?

Put a finger down. Yeah. And I know you've paid for some OFC.

No. Why would I

because 1 time you did it just for you did it 1 time just like, what is going on? I know you have.

No. I'm a good hacker. I could find you. Oh, you're hacking.

Now you're breaking felony.

Hacked to see someone's I didn't hack,

but it's very easy if you're like, what are they gonna what do they put up there?

All you type in is, like, name or, like, and then leak.

Oh, there we go. And then Okay. And then what? Leak.

Oh. Put a finger down if you prefer doing it with the lights on. Who who? It's like dim. Like dim lights.

I like

talking about TV on.

It's like Yeah. You don't like doing it in the dead of dark. What are we talking about?

I like yeah. The TV on's good, but the light, the overhead lights. Yeah.

Like dim

lights. Like a way too great where you

can see a vane.

Light's just light is set up.

Or if

you have a candle going, that's light.

I like to see a good varicose vein.

I would say with the lights on is like the overhead lights.

Like, we're not having sex in the middle of the set.

But, like, I I think dim lighting is

like Fine. I'll put the finger lights off.

If I asked the the thing to turn off the set, would it? Yeah.

Yeah. Please don't do that.

Put a finger up if you walked in on someone masturbating.

Holy shit. You're up to 6. Yeah.

I don't know when it happened. Oh, you did? How was it?

I was a child.

No. Oh,

no. It was they didn't know, and I heard some weird noises. And I was curious, so I went into the other room to see what was going on, and someone was watching porn.

Oh, brutal. Oh, no.

I always hated porn as a kid after that forever. Wow. Those noises really traumatized me.

I'm glad

to know you were a kid as well because I was very I had so many questions.

Okay. Put a finger down if you suffered from severe leg cramps while doing it and had to take a time out. Yep. Everyone's called a cramp

before. A 100%.

You ever called a cramp? No. Stallion.

They call me spirit.

Put a finger down.

Is he really a stallion, or is he just not putting in the work like we are?

I don't know. He doesn't get sore after workouts either. I don't know what goes on with him. But that, he doesn't do full tilt. I've seen that.

Okay. So that's the thing.

Maybe he's

not putting in full tilt.

I well I had a question, but I don't know if I want it in.

No. Feel free to ask it. No.

Go ahead and ask it.

I just was gonna no. You won't. I was just gonna ask if I haven't while having, like, with somebody else, but, like, cramping By yourself? Masturbating? She's so honest.

I

love it.

Put a finger down. Has absolutely been confessed.

Finger down. That counts. That's almost more impressive.

Was that also this week? No.

No. No.

I don't like how close you're doing it to my bed. Put a finger down if you've had a 1 night stand in the past month. No. Alright.

Again, it's only been 11 days.

I feel like past next, like, also carries over to, like Okay. So so,

like, we'll go to the last year. 11.

Put a finger down if you've incorporated food to spice things up. Not not to spice

it up.

It was for a goof.

Not especially for

a gag.

Chipotle was there.

Yeah. It was a goof.

It was Chipotle was still there.

Fruit roll up goof.

Oh, what did you do with the fruit roll up?

Oh, don't tell me you put it on your wiener.

Oh, god.

Did you put it to do that?

I got it near

it. Yeah.

Was this for the woman or for yourself?

I didn't pitch the idea. Someone had seen a TikTok or something, probably. Who knows? Put a finger down if you like oh, this one's for Jared. Put a finger down if you like getting rim jobs.

I don't I've never You have told me. I've never gotten a rim job. Have you done that?

A rim job is where you lick the outside of the asshole.

Okay. Somebody's gotta get out soon.

Done a rim job? Oh, yeah. I can't believe everyone's still in this game.

Barely. I'm hanging on

there. Right?

Hands up and hands down.

I can almost catch a baseball.

Oh, I'm gonna win here. Well, we both might win here. I don't know when. Put a finger down if you lost your v card after high school. Saw it 1.

You lost it after high school.

Oh, wow.

We are champions.

Whoo. Our champion.

Yeah. Make sure.

Make sure.

Do we go around until everyone's out or just you win?

I won. We can keep going.

I like that game.

Thank you.

Put a finger down if you smell badly.

She put her whole hand down.

Let me read something they wrote.

Who wrote?

Oh my god. Why the whole table did you?

Pledge. Oh. By putting a finger down, I pledge on my stash of unposted draft to uphold the sacred code of honesty in this game. I solemnly swear to confess the truth even if it means revealing my most awkward moments, wildest secrets, or weirdest habits. Alyssa?

I feel like we should have read that

before he ask the stink card.

I don't stink.

And then there's a bunch of other stuff, but it feels a little long.

But I was I couldn't sleep on the plane if you guys saw this. I I do wanna start, patriotic bar called Red, White, and Brew.

Wait. What is this for your patriotic

Yeah. Red, White, and Brew.

I saw you post it because I texted you about something earlier. No response. And it was to post something to Instagram. No response. And then I'm like, I look I'll I'll get on Instagram and I said, oh, he's definitely posted.

I see it. And it was red, white, and brew.

And you're not fired up? A cock sucker.

Actually actively posting about red, white, and brew?

He just posted the thought. He posted that I've had this idea.

Can you explain where the percolation of this idea came from?

So red, white, and blue?

No. No. But what made you wanna be extra patriotic?

Because he

was in a foreign country. He missed home and thought about

I didn't miss home. I was on the way. I don't know. Things just come to my mind. I'm a I'm a I'm fueled with good ideas.

Give me any business. I'll give you the best name for it.

Come up with a name for a soda company.

That's easy. Coca Hold on. Coca Cola.

Taken. What? Great name, but taken.

I just thought of that myself.

We are not moving on till I think of this.

Poppinsock them.

Nope. No. That's too close to Rock them, sock them.

Pop.

Hey. Can you hand me a grape fizz?

That's like a just a Piggly Wiggly brand.

No. Just a fizz.

A fizz?

Yeah. Hand me a fizz. Hey. You guys have fizz here?

That has

to be a little bit.

Exactly. That's how good

of an idea is.

No. Look

up look

up fizz. Google fizz. Yeah. Just look up the word fizz and see

Fizz soda.

Dude. Come

on, man.

Fizz spelled the

same way.

2 and 2 l. Interesting.

Rocket fizz.

Rocket fizz is pretty similar.

Completely different.

Rocket fizz is cool.

Soda popping candy. Who do

you think was in their bag when like, bug juice? They weren't deep in their bag when they came up with bug juice.

What's bug juice?

You remember it, dude. Shut up.

No. Oh, yeah. No. I remember bug juice.

No. I was You never popped a bug juice in high school?

Never in my life have popped a bug my mom also didn't let me drink that type of stuff.

Yeah. It was bad for you, brother.

What was that? That's

like buzz ball for kids.

How unhealthy is bug juice? Pitch.

Mhmm. What were

were you getting blasted with

your wife in the kitchen?

What were those, juice barrels called that had, like, the foil tops?

Huggies?

What was that?

Safety data sheet.

What is this?

This is a safety sheet.

Ingredients. They're

saying this isn't insecticide. This is something a little different.

Oh, god.

I hope not.

The safety sheet on that, that's actually hilarious that they have to have 1, like, public it is the first thing I wanna do.

I feel like girls probably wouldn't wanna drink that as much. Like, I'm

not drinking bug juice.

What is it?

I ain't drinking no bug juice.

What were the juices that it was taller, but it had, like, a, like, a ring like this where you twist it off.

Yeah. I know what you're talking about. They were just they were just yeah. And they they looked like glass Coke bottles with plastic Yeah.

And

they just had blue liquid in them.

This is a fun fact. The Here

we go.

Jones' Here we go. Soda company. It's called Jones. Right? There's a there's a bar in, Beverly Hills that you go to.

It's known for, like, sugar daddies, I guess. And I was hit on by the, the guy who

Bring it home.

Rated Jones. You're inviting him on Saturday.

Let's give it up

for now.

Did you keep saying bring it home?

Yeah. In a

good way.

Like, I

was like, I'm rooting for it to tell a good story.

Like, land the plane.

No. Land the plane's a little different. Land the plane's like wrap it up. This was bring it home. Like, yeah, you did hit me with that punch line because you already you already got us so deep in this in this story.

It was quick. You know? Yeah.

I love

quick people. Coming on Saturday.

Oh my god.

I don't even remember. It was the years ago. I don't remember what he looks like.

Never too late.

You. Oh, dude. I used to fuck up Yoo hoo. You looked like you did.

Dude, my brother, you had to keep a sharp eye on him because if they hit if the clock struck 10 PM, he was creeping out

of bed to get his handles for Yoo hoo. We can't have those in the house, especially for a heavy kid like him.

My brother

was Yoohooing. It was Yoohoo.

My parents were very Romanian. They refused to buy any junk food.

Yoohoo was like chocolate milk?

Nothing? No. No. It's chocolate drink. It's you can't put milk on it.

See, chocolate drink.

I always hated them.

Is there something you had growing up, like, chess? Well, that

was and I had goat.

Like, because that was like a drink or something that was Wait.

Someone's mixing Yoohoo and absinthe?

Don't worry about that. Don't hit click

off that.

That's the craziest shit I've ever heard.

Oh, wow.

You had whiskey as a kid?

No. I was just joking that the only thing Europeans have is alcohol. I mean, kids probably do.

I mean, drink alcohol.

What was

the joke when we were a kid? It's like European. Remember?

Oh, yeah. You said this actually.

Said that when someone's peeing.

Yeah. You're European. European. Or, like, spell alcohol. This is how

Hey, dude. European.

Wait. When there's another 1 that was, like, bend over and spell

No. You would write down you would when you were write when you had a list, you would write bend over, and so when they would

call it

I I know about bend over. I'm I'm privy to it. There's I see London. I see France.

I see you're on Japan. Yeah. It was different. It was like bend over and spell something. Are you oh, and so run.

Are you in? Oh.

Ah, I knew I had to Google that. Look up best puns, Reddit. We're about to have ourselves.

You

know, I'm a beep.

Oh, actually, do you guys ever read the Reddit jokes? My dad loves that Reddit, and he always posts his best jokes, and they're actually pretty funny.

Whiteboards are remarkable. Colin. Mhmm. Wait. Hold on.

The woman in green had something.

Just r jokes.

R slash jokes?

Yeah. They're actually pretty good. Zoom in. What the top 1 of the week, maybe month. Zoom in.

A blonde walks into a bank to get a loan. I need to borrow 100 for a month, she says.

View spoiler.

Oh my god.

The banker frowns. She takes her information anyway. He runs her credit card but can't find a report. I'm sorry, you says, but in the absence of a credit record, we'll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you'll need to put up a collateral. What does that mean?

The blonde says. It means the banker says you'll have to repay us a 100 20 and you'll need to give us something more valuable to hold on until you pay us back. Something more valuable? The blonde says. How about my Ferrari?

The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself of customer service. So how long is this?

This is

Okay. This is the law but wait.

Wait. Oh, this is

That made me

wanna admit Archer in the old house. Go down. The best part of these jokes is that they're really, really long and wait.

Yeah. There's no best part of these jokes.

They're not gonna hit us with a joke.

And then the punch punchline is something that they could have gotten, like, after the first sentence. These are so my dad jokes. No. This is what makes them great, but no 1 ever has their attention.

I'm I'm thinking just quick quick quips. Like, what's a duck do in a

No. But that's the whole this is the whole What

do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

They're not.

A flosser wrapped up.

Oh my goodness.

What I was looking for.

Ah, the dentist will love him.

Animals in a band joke, which I told it once because I

Oh, is that the 1

that goes on for way

too long? Yeah. That's where I got it from, our joke.

I did it in a

Oh, you stole my joke, so it

was I

told him I stole it.

Okay. Can you tell the people the joke?

We've already done it

in podcast. We've done it in it.

You've done it on the podcast? A joke.

It's not your joke. You stole it from the podcast.

It was my dad's joke that he took

the podcast. Yeah.

That he It was stolen from a stolen

Do you

remember the popsicles that had jokes on the Yeah. Uh-huh. How to lick the popsicle and get the answer? That was funny.

Look up scary facts.

What? Oh, speaking of scary facts. Wait. Have you seen,

the most wholesome, like, sleepover? The the Venus?

The quantum computing chip from Google?

No. That's where they birdcaged them.

Yeah. I know. Have you seen that?

What is that?

So Google just announced, like or showed off their, like, quantum computing chip. Right? And it is it leagues faster than any sort of, like, the best super supercomputers on the planet right now. Basically, the same problem that it would take the leading supercomputers now. It would take the quantum chip less than 5 minutes, and it would take these supercomputers 10 septillion years, to solve the same problem.

And I saw someone trying to explain the science of how the the quantum chip works. And, basically, and this could be complete bullshit, but they were saying it with, like, a 100% certainty. Ga. With Gaol that Gaol.

I said Ga. Ga? What was wrong?

Oh, that they're like, the quantum chip proves that we live in a multiverse because the the quantum chip the quantum chip is using multiversal quantum chips, like in other universes to solve the problem at the same time, and then it feeds all of the information back into our chip to solve the problem so fast.

And we live in a simulation.

And then yeah. And then I started going down a rabbit hole of how we live in a simulation with multiverse theory. I did not.

Do you

want me to guys

I just missed it.

Talk to chat gbt in your free time.

Dude, don't

fucking bring this up.

We'll end it with that.

Fire off.

No. We're not gonna end

it with that. My therapist.

Tell it to say thank you for joining us on dropouts.

Hey there. How's it going?

Holy fuck. We're people hate this bit. Who says that?

Oh, everybody.

The people Not everybody. Yeah.

Some people like it. They're like,

I come to this podcast to watch you guys talk, not fucking chat GPT. That meant if you wanna do

it so

much better. Asking chat the wrong questions.

Yeah. Or ask no. It's it's

not that we're asking the wrong questions. It's that chat is talking and not us.

No. I don't know.

It's wait. When I ask also do we do you not use chat GPT to, like, talk about your personal problems, ever get life advice?

No. Okay.

So we

did we did ask to shut this down because people are

because that's not good.

It's only good if

Chat really is good. Say 1 that's hey, Chat JBT. So we do a little bit on the podcast where I actually talk to you, but, apparently, people hate it, and they wanna, like, hang you, but digitally, I don't know how to do that. So is there anything you wanna say to your haters?

Hey. Thank

hey, again. How can I help today?

Okay. I

see why they hate this bit. Okay. No. But I wanted to go with it as if you're if you talk to chat a lot and they know you very well and you ask them, like, can you roast me or what's my greatest flaw? They probably need to do well.

Your chat GBT. Ask me

everything. Roast me. Go as hard as you can. Maybe that's

no. No. Please,

I don't have a

good roast.

Feelings are gonna get hurt.

I will not get offended. I have grown up with my dad and my sister who would literally, like, roast me to the ground. So let's hear it.

Can we do that again so I can write some?

So you can what?

Like, if you want, like, a really hurtful and dark, I can do I can tell. I'll sit down for a little bit.

Okay. Take your time. No.

Not now, but, like, no.

I'm gonna put thinker?

No. I'm gonna prep do you need? I'm gonna prepare it for

another time. Like, the roast of Andrea. My roast? I'd like that. I like getting roasted.

I think you would. I

hear you. Don't think I want I would love to see

I don't wanna get roasted. I got big feelings. Alyssa would love a roast.

Of me?

Yeah. I get it every day. Yeah. I feel like she gets enough. I don't know.

What else would you roast me about, though? Like, you, you know? The only

thing embarrassing about you is that you live with these goons.

I would like to roast have a roasting Zach thing, but I just don't think I would be good at it.

We would have to ask Zach to come up with this own roast.

Give me some

You guys

could get a team

of writers. Some ammo on me. Yeah.

I I can ride some bullets.

Why would you

do that?

Don't do that.

That would hurt.

It was for the roast.

I'll roast you right now.

Don't roast me.

I can sit and not

eat this roast.

Why we shouldn't have brought up the roast. Feelings are gonna get hurt.

Maybe it has something happened the past where feelings were hurt. Why is it such a sensitive subject?

I don't know. I just feel like people

are sensitive. Take off your shirt holy hell.

Here we go. Whenever you take

off your shirt and you're doing this and you get to the face part where the shirt's just over your face, sometimes it get hard because I think it's a woman's body with great tits.

Thank you.

A roast.

Boom. It was kind of a roast. Compliment. Yeah. It was a double entendre.

That's not what that means.

Let's keep

I had a good answer or response to the Yeah.

You're you're a chef. Say that, dude. I wasn't roasting you out.

I was roasting you out because How about everyone comes

up with this festive

come back.

I know you did.

Keep it there. You're not sensitive.

Can everyone do a roast for Zach?

Oh, not right now. I can't think of it.

I will come back.

We could do

it on 1 we could do it on 1 drunk episode. We just get hammered and roast each other. And then

And then ho and roast each other.

Each other. People get hammered and

Yeah.

We all

have to

do that.

Crime by the end

of it. I said it.

They meant it this time.

Yeah. It happened.

God, I can just this is just going down a bad path, a dark path.

How do my roast have to be so evil?

I feel like that's the whole point of a roast. Is it not?

Yeah. You're fine. But I don't know. I feel like you guys are all good friends enough that, like I don't know. I don't know if there's anything you'd say, but I don't know.

That's shaky.

The podcast is dwindling down to inadequacy.

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