Transcript of Why does Santa give better presents to the rich kids?

How are you feeling, fat man?

I'm doing pretty good there, Harry guy.

Why do you give better presents to the rich kids? You capitalist.

I give fair presents to all the children.

No. How does it feel to be the last person on Earth practicing slavery with tiny people. What size shoe do you wear?

Why? Do you want to change my boots?

Keep doing that.

Keep doing that. So why would you skip right there?

Yes. Okay, I'm going to be honest. I'm a little nervous.

Okay.

I have a date coming in soon, and the last ones haven't gone well, so that's why you're here. All right, what is this? This is chicken. Okay. So we're going to share this. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I'd love to meet between the holidays. That was a really bad joke. Yeah, it was. It was so stupid.