Transcript of He Ended Their Relationship Over THIS?! (w/ Sofie Dossi) Dropouts #233

And also the question is

that are group?

Listen to me, you curly. This is why I asked the question. I got bimbos baboons like you being dumb.

Versus being too hot, you can just go jump in a pool. You can

Have lunch. Multiple other things you can get in. It's not tacky anymore. Keep the inflatable snowman, you rich hoe. Yeah.

Dude, just look at them too, man. I'm no. No. No. No.

Yes. It could. I might look you. Don't even get me startled. No.

I don't look like it.

You can no. You get popped outside of a West Virginia militia boot camp.

Because it's it's my opinion. That's my opinion. Listen to me

for 1 second, please.

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He made it sweet. That's great. But god also made tater tots.

God did not make the tater

tots. Only he made the potato

and made the tater tot.

God gave us the foundation for tater tots. He gave us the thesis of a tater tot, and we turned it into an essay.

Yeah. Like, he gave us man and women, but he didn't realize that the Here we go.

That women see where this is going.

That women would also find women really hot and then make lesbians. You know?

I know what he's talking about, but tater tots. Tater tots are good. Tater tots are Like, he gave us the potato. He didn't give us

the tater tots. He gave us the man and the woman. He didn't realize we'd all be attracted to each other. Gay stuff.

You you tell me God didn't factor in the gay stuff?

I didn't factor in the sun with the dinosaurs.

What? What are you talking about?

Factor in the sun with the dinosaurs.

What's up with the sun and the dinosaurs?

They wiped them off. I didn't think about that. The sun

didn't wipe off. Flare. It was a meteor. No. It won't.

Yes. It was. This was me meteoric impact that changed the entire climate. From a solar flare, dude. Where are you getting this?

What are you talking about? What The Alice and Jones podcast did you hear this from? Well, not Infowars because they got bought. But, no, you dropped me off at the airport the other day, and I come in and my Oh, yeah. My entire Spotify is all Joe Rogan playlist, and I'm like, Skyler's been driving my car.

I said it makes sense.

Well, I was listening to a podcast and I wanted to finish it.

No. I get it, dude.

And do it. Car on the way home.

And I it's nothing wrong listening to Joe Rogan podcast. I'm just saying you're an you've got an archetype. You know?

A guy that listens to stuff?

No. You just already have a very racist outer structure. And I don't think Joe Outer structure, dude. I don't I don't think Joe Rogan's racist at all, but I do think that, like, you lend towards a certain archetype that might, you know, like, storm a capital, listen to a listen to a You can't even run. JR podcast.

I'm not a

runner, dude. I know. You sneak in the back because you'd be afraid to go first because you get clipped. So you coming back, and you probably got, like, 1 of the thumb thumb drives in your pocket, pop it in, download all the nukes. There goes Korea.

Which 1? North or South? Both. No. We're not getting rid of Seoul.

South Korea makes some of the best cinema I've seen in a long time.

Oh, they are good.

Have you ever seen the movie past lives? We saw it together. Well, it's 1 of my favorite pictures. Are you just gonna sit here the whole time? What's going on?

I don't know. I just kinda felt like I you know? I don't know really.

Jump in. Jump in. You're a fucking racist. This is what I do. What do you

what do you mean he has, like, the

looks of a racist. Okay. Okay. Okay. If you were to take off a cloak of a certain human being, like, and you saw him under, would you be like, oh, would you be like, woah.

Or would you be like, that makes sense.

Well, I mean,

take off a cloak

and dress?

No. No. No. No. If there was if there was if there was a man wearing a Klansman gowned and, like That you're a Hold on.

Hold on. No. I'm not. Just think about think about Scooby Doo. You know what the end when they take off the monster mask?

So in this scenario, the monster mask is a pointed white hood. If you took that off Oh my god. And you saw someone that looks like Skyler under it, would you be like would you be like, I would have never guessed. Or would you be like, that check kinda adds up? Not saying he's racist.

He's got the racist architecture. Yeah. Yeah.

You mean white?

Yeah. Dude, you look at him too, man. I'm no. No. No.

Yes. It could. I might look Don't even get me started. No. I don't look like it.

You no. You get popped outside of a West Virginia militia boot camp. Look at him.

What are you talking about? No. No. He's not He he wears these little camo pants. Look at him.

No. He looks like I'm wearing khakis.

That's just to fit him.

This is my archetype. I look like I'm, like, a little too old to be hanging out at the local mall doing kick flips. You know what I mean? You're not. A lot.

But you look like a fake feminist. Like, you're there to like, I'm there to pick up women with my feminism. Exactly.

That it I feel like that exactly describes Jared. Like, every time I hang out with Jared, I feel like, oh, I'm hanging out with the girls.

It does check out. Yeah. That makes sense. Have

gossip time with Jared Yeah. At all time.

Well, that's what that's what that is what my issue is with him is a lot of girls see him as this safe, cuddly little teddy bear, which I because he is. Which I am.

He is.

Which is exactly what you want to be portrayed as. So their coochie is caught off guard when you come a licking.

Not really. Because I feel like once a girl has their mindset on, like, ah, he's 1 of the girls, it's there's no changing it.

There's there's no coochie lick licking. Fuck it. What? Woah. Wait.

What? I was going off with what Zach said. I don't even remember saying it. You said it 30 seconds ago. Well, you didn't you and Jared share a hotel room when you went to Coachella?

Yes. It is, but my brother in there too.

No. Okay. I would say

And there's 2 beds.

No. No. I I get it. I'm not trying to insinuate that you did anything with his genitals. All I'm saying is, do you think, like, if it was just you 2 in there, there's not what percent chance was there that you would wanna make a move on it?

0.

Sorry, Jared. That's that's totally fair, Katie. But no. I'm 1 of the girls. Hold on.

But this is a critique in your game. So are you trying to just be a creep to where it's like, I'm suck Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Creep.

I'm asking you questions. Help Jared get girls the entire journey.

No. I know. This isn't listen. Listen to my scenario.

Please let him finish this question.

My goodness. What? Okay. Would you are you so much on the spectrum of trying to be creepy that it's like, I wanna be so in the friend zone that they'll let me see a nipple, and that's all I need to suffice? Because if not, you've gotta play a little bit more masculine, like, get in there and let them know you're not just for the friend zone.

Then maybe you could Here's the thing. I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm not creepy a bit. No.

Like Jared's trying to hang out. I

that's exactly it. I'm just trying to hang out. But that could be a point.

Like like hanging out with, like actually, no. I can't say that.

No. Say it. Finish it.

I was

gonna be, like, hanging out with a kid.

Like, he's, like, hanging out with a kid?

Yeah. Like like, Jared just runs around and, like I still can't get the image out of my head. Remember when you got my warehouse both of you were at my warehouse?

Hold on. Can't

Big man fixed the problem.

I'll tell you 1 thing about puppies, especially ones that I own. They do not enjoy being put outside during podcasts.

Do you think it's because you hold them too much all the time?

I think I have a lot of tender, caring love towards animals, and and I think she looks at me as a maternal figure. So she gets a little confused when I put her down, when I should be when I've only exhibited love towards her existence. And maybe I go a little overboard. Do you suggest me hitting her? What what's your out there?

Yes, Skyler.

Do you suggest him hitting her? No.

That took you too long

to ask.

No. I don't. I think that she should be she should get more time by herself. She'll grow out of work.

Has time by herself right now. She's gonna get She's not.

I'm talking about in general because now she's barking.

Or but what's the difference between socializing, making sure she's comfortable around other people, and then spending too much time with her?

What's the difference?

Yeah. I mean, she's she's in she's in her crate all night. Some some some time.

She has attachment issues.

She does have attachment issues.

Sometimes she sleeps in your bed, I know. She sometimes sleeps with Jared.

No. She's never slept

with me. With Alyssa.

She's definitely slept with Alyssa. Yeah. But that was more for Alyssa's benefit. That's a that's a therapy dog. Stuff, dude.

Don't don't make fun of her right now. Sorry.

Standing up for her.

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So you go over there and you join that Patreon baby boy and baby girl, and you get that extra sweet content. Thank you. It fascinates me that you want our approval so bad, and you know how much we all like curly hair because you have pin straight hair, that every morning you get I think it's, like, 3 hot irons, and you just go to town for, like, 4 hours.

Yeah. Do it every morning ever since I was birthed.

Well, no. I I instantly at a time. You did it for us. You do it for the male gaze.

Yeah. Because I do it every single day just in hopes.

This is this is this is what I think this is why I think you have curly hair.

Why?

It's because sometimes you'll wear your earring a little funky or it looks messed up, but you but you show it just enough for us to notice. So that way, 1 of us will reach back and try to fix it because you're, like, so oblivious. Like, oh, I tried to fix it. I couldn't. Our hand gets stuck in your hair because it's so curly.

And then we're kinda having that intimate moment of, like, holding the back of your neck, looking in the eyes, and then you're trying to lean in or at least insinuate a kiss. Am I wrong? Venus fly trapped us. You're trying to curly call it the curly cue. Were you boys thinking that?

That's all I was thinking about.

That's yeah. Didn't stop thinking about that. I don't know. I just that's my opinion, and it could be unpopular. What are some of the I mean, 3 for 3 of the guys think about that.

Could be an unpopular opinion, but it is what it is.

What?

Dude, it's I'll give you a perfect segue.

To this unpopular oh, you got it right here.

Well, we'll first say these bigger topics. How much sawdust can you put in

a rice krispie treat before people start to notice? So I wrote to get to that first.

I wrote down fun questions. I think What's our take on this? Sawdust, I think that an easy transition? Well, you know what I mean?

That's a transition.

I know you had this on here. Transitions are of any kind are accepted in this podcast.

But, yeah, what what went through your mind in writing this down? I don't know. It's rice crispy treat with sawdust. I think I I I a handful of sawdust.

Half a handful of sawdust? That is You're gonna notice the sawdust way but this is why I asked the question. You're like powdered sugar, dude. I got bimbos baboons like you being dumb.

No. Because if it's all over, if it's if it's equally distributed across the rice crispy

I'm gonna figure it out. Wait. Is okay. Or Thank god.

It's kind of a chalky salt a a chalky crispy treat. I

feel

like I would just not eat the rice crispy.

You wouldn't see it.

It's You no. No. No. No. No.

No. This is being an Yeah. You're eating it. Imagine you're eating in the dark. You have no clue.

Like, it's

a cream filled doughnut.

No, dude. It's not. You don't you don't see the outside

of it. You it's in it's in the inside.

I feel like you

But it's a 100%.

Less cream.

Yes. What but we're asking about what cream. There's no there's no cream. There's sawdust. All I'm asking you

But doesn't Rice Krispies have cream

in it? Yeah.

That is fair. They

have No. They don't. You got marshmallow. But you know what? The the marshmallow.

It's like melted.

It's like the, like, melted version

of cream. Cream. No. It's a little bit like cream. It's a melted marshmallow, which is, again, not cream.

Can I and also the question is scented cream? It can't. There's no cream.

Half a handful. How

Half a handful?

Listen to me, you curly. Listen. You we're asking regular rice crispy. How much sawdust before you notice their sawdust? If I go like this just like 1 little sawdust, you're never gonna know.

Oh,

yeah. Definitely not. Half

a handful, probably.

Wait. That's way too much. That's so much. Is it mixed into it, or are we, like, sprinkling it sprinkling it on top? How that is up to the user.

I think if it's if it's Well, not because I thought that matters.

Right, that matters.

No. It does matter, but I'm saying it's up you.

Well, because if you

sprinkle it on top of

it, it's in the middle. Percent.

It's in the middle. There's been a it's a line of thickening. No. We're not I'm saying sawdust is not like cream. But in the middle has to

be sprinkled in the middle, folded together like a sandwich.

We're gonna go on top. We're gonna go sprinkle it on top. Okay. Well, then We switched chicken.

A fourth of a handful.

Way too much. No. Because you think about roll rolled in

it almost like it's a panko cheese. Because I

think okay. I just look at my hands, and you tell me how much I'm putting on it like this. That I would know. Yeah. Half a handful.

No. That's a teaspoon.

Oh, yeah. A teaspoon, you'd notice.

A pinch,

you wouldn't notice.

It depends how you distribute. The sawdust. It's gonna be a similar color. But, again, I've already half a handful. White oak.

He goes, I'm just an idiot.

What type of sawdust?

I think it's gonna be a nice pine. No.

It's gonna be white oak because it has to match the rice crispy so you don't notice the color. I've already established we're in pitch black darkness being fed sweet treats. What? Why are we in pitch black? Doesn't matter.

And how do we know how many handfuls? There will never be enough to measure in handfuls.

Should we test it out?

I don't have a rice crispy. Okay. Maybe this is a better question to ask. How much sawdust how much rice crispy and sawdust to know that there's rice crispy and some

sawdust? Probably like

Don't you say a handful.

How much rice krispy treat and sawdust to know there's a rice krispy treat?

Probably half. No. I think I think it's less than half. No. It would be less than half.

Well, how much capable of memory measuring? No.

No. The question is

how much sawdust is there? Because we know the quantifiable amount of a of a ketchup. As a rice crispy. Yeah. That amount of sawdust is just in your hand.

So you have a you have a handful of sawdust. Put it in your mouth or a vaginal. A nibble a nibble of crisp a

crispy treat. Because then it'll that'll come through strong. And that world

of and that world of bland

no. In that world of bland, just

So is it easier to I think it's easier to detect the rice crispy in the sawdust Yes.

Uh-huh.

Than the sawdust and the rice crispy.

Yeah. And that's why you have to go up to half a handful to get the

No. I would say I would say the opposite. It would be easier to to detect sawdust in a rice crispy treat. Why? You would need less sawdust per the size of the rice crispy than you would need rice crispy per the size of the sawdust.

Completely wrong.

Ask ask our our friend.

I gotta bring her into this. Oh my god. We keep bringing in chat

to a friend. Hold on.

You guys can't talk. She gets really confused. Go. He'd I don't know. Hold on.

Hey there. How's it going?

Okay. So I'm on a podcast right now, and we're we're having a very thick debate. So we're debating how much sawdust it would take to be on a rice crispy for you to notice, And then we are also debating how much rice crispy would have to be in the same amount of sawdust for you to notice there's rice crispy in the sawdust. Okay. So this is the question.

Out of those 2 scenarios, which would be easier to detect? The sawdust in the rice crispy or the rice crispy in the sawdust as far as a smaller amount?

That's an interesting debate. It would likely be easier to detect sawdust in a rice crispy treat because sawdust has a distinct texture and taste compared to the sweet and crunchy rice krispies. But detecting rice crispy pieces in sawdust would be tough because sawdust could overpower the lighter rice crispy flavor. So sawdust in a rice crispy treat would likely be easier to notice. What do you think?

Thank you very much. Hold on. Hold on. Don't Oh, 0, now chat GPT is not the end all, be all.

I'm just here to help spot the disruption?

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Run your game. I don't think science is perfect yet. I think we realized that. Oh, now it's not again, now it's not thought it was perfect, and I think it has many flaws, and that was 1 of them. No.

I think I I think I'm a 100% right. Like, chat TV Sophie, how you feeling today?

Feeling good.

Sophie made a salmon. We're about to

eat it.

And then Jared We also

Jared ate.

Speaking of food, we also tried You cut me off? You cut me off. I don't know. Are you a woman? No.

But I'm basically 1 of the 1 of the girls, like Sophie said. That's just to see a sneaky nip. That's I'm not trying to see a sneaky nip. Let's move on to banter topics number 2 that I put up there.

What random thing do you think you're better at than 90% of people?

This is open ended.

May I repeat the question?

What do you think you're better at than, like, 90% of people than most people, but, like, a random thing. I'm not don't say, like, contortion or curly hair. I think I'm not contortion.

I think I have a good 1. I think I'm really good at winning over old people.

Yeah. I see that. You you do have a gentle you have a gentle hand.

I get in there and just there there's a few tricks you can go to. You can say yes, ma'am, no, ma'am. Immediately, they like that.

You've got a natural syrup to your voice.

Oh, yeah.

The peep yeah. I mean, you dripped that on these old pancakes and oh, god.

They warm up. They get moist again.

That's what they get moist again. I not Not sexually. Not sexual. This is all yeah. Come back to me on this.

I'm trying to think of a normal thing.

So not contortion.

No. No. No. No.

You're not gonna do that better than you, number 1. So

Here's an example. And Skyler Skyler says this. This isn't this is actually he brought this to my attention before I even knew. God. No.

This isn't negative. That distracts me so much. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I have

to do it. Okay. So he says mine is if there's a decently large group of people coming to dinner, I know how to arrange people for conversation, like the best conversation. Yeah. You are good at that.

You're good at picking movies too. That's a good 1.

I'm good at picking movies. Thank you. Thank you.

Now I will say that gets to your head.

I knew you're about to break like, I don't like that. Don't come in with a hug. You don't let other No. No. No.

Flow. Don't come in. Don't come in with a hug and have a little needle between your fingers and just stick me. I didn't stick. You did.

You did. That hurt. You stuck him a little. Well, I

didn't mean to. I'm but I'm a bee, though. I die after the

sting or wasp, whatever that is. It's a bee. It's a bee.

Feel like I'm pretty good at making friends.

That's lovely.

I feel like I make friends very easily.

That is sweet. That is so wholesome. It is very wholesome.

And your harmonica's act. That's another thing.

Really good at harmonica. Do you wanna hear some? You think you're better than 90? Like, I

guess 90%.

90% is a lot of people. That was for the villagers that didn't get out of Pompeii. Can I say something that You can say anything? Okay. Well, I think, this is the only thing that, like, came to mind.

I think I'm better than 90% of people at making the raw like, the wrong sports bet.

No. That's me too. Every time I bet, we lose.

I think every I think that's everyone. I think that's why sports betting is very No. There's there's some people that, like, they they can hit just, like, insane parlays. You know? Like, they just have this, like, intuition for the game.

But anytime that I do it, it's like the complete opposite happens. You have anything more positive possibly?

Yeah. I mean, everyone else

is pretty positive. You just kinda brought down the mood with the You ever wanna put yourself in a good light? And I know you have a girlfriend now, so it's like you're doing this thing where you have to detract everyone else and, like, you're almost putting out this anti pollen where if you they sniff it, they don't even wanna be attracted to you. And you're doing that with with negative things about yourself, but you don't need to. Okay?

I feel

like you're really good at

Here we go.

I feel like you're really good at, like, giving no. Wait.

Not to nope. Actually, now that I think about it, you suck at that.

I was gonna say advice, but, I feel like you're really good at making people feel better if they're sad.

Okay. I'll take that. Nice. So exceptionally sad.

Make him feel better.

Make me feel better. Hey. After this, let's go to the movies, and we'll get Cold Stone. And This is a lie, though. What?

You're not gonna do that. We can do that. But when you just said it, did you think we're actually gonna do it? Well, no. Because I thought this was a bit, but Then what are we talking about?

But if if if it's real, we can go do it. K. Let's move on to unpopular opinions. Okay? K.

We got unpopular opinions, so we're gonna agree or disagree. 1st, inflatable Christmas decorations are lazy and tacky. All in on that. I disagree. I don't think

you disagree wholeheartedly.

I agree.

I think they're lazy and tacky. No. They're fantastic. No. Dude, the 1 you go by a yard, there's a bunch of inflatable stuff out front.

They're having a good time. Okay. They

were from a Inflatables are better than nothing.

Inflatables are better than nothing, but you're from a different part of the country, Bubba. You're a Yeah. But that's a good but people there, they're they're not tacky. That's them living life. That but that's you from the same part of the country.

Yes. I but we have different smells. Like, I could smell a rose, and it doesn't matter.

Okay. What do

you keep looking at? What are you looking at?

I'm doing some. Just give me 1 second.

I got I definitely have inflatable Christmas decorations, but it's because I'm lazy.

But why does that make you lazy?

Because I don't really have time to put up Christmas decorations.

I'm I'm talking about the people that will put up lights and they'll put up wreaths and they'll put up this. And this other person, like, he plugs in something that goes

Yeah. Like, I just do it because then I have Christmas decorations up versus if I actually wanted, you know, make my house look really good, I would put lights up and I

don't think that's lazy. It's just definitely no. I think it's just people's preference.

Well, I do it because I'm lazy.

Okay. But it it people's preference can also be tacky. Okay. So are, like, the the I mean, I would do it. I'm lazy and tacky.

Are the, like, the wired structures that have, like, the lights around it and stuff? Oh, yeah. Those are a little easier set I mean, a little harder set up. How are they harder set up? You just put them out there, and then you plug them in.

But they're hard bodied. Like, you see a little reindeer with lights? Like, you gotta construct that.

Oh, yeah. You do. You have to put it together, and it's, like, a lot harder than just, like, throwing it out there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You see a manger out there? You know that was perfectly constructed. Okay.

Well, a manger is different. Some ground. To nail the the inflatables into the ground No. Or else they'll blow away. No?

I mean, you can yeah. I mean I think you're playing with fire then.

No. My inflatables I I feel like we don't have like, in California, it's not that windy.

I just think I think inflatables are cute. Okay. You know what? I'll concede to maybe they're lazier decorations. Let's not bounce houses.

Are tacky for birthday parties?

No.

No. It's completely different.

We're talking about

weird field things.

Bounce houses are fun.

Exactly. And

so is there line of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of sight of

sight of

sight of sight of sight of a yeah.

Okay. I just think they're cute.

No. They're definitely cute, but

So we all agree they're not

cute. Compare it to, like, lights and

Does that make

like those reindeer and presents and things like that and

Email? What email? What are you guys doing? I heard that was sad, so I booked us 2

tickets for the movies tonight.

I didn't get that email. I already was sad, so

I did that.

What movie? 2 tickets? Yeah. That's pretty funny.

A real pain.

Me and Jerry.

I've already seen it. Okay. So we're just here dick to the wind. What I saw it with, No.

It was funny because you'd asked what you pitched, and then he said, was it real? And you said, no. You lied about doing it.

I said, in that scenario, I thought it was just a bit. I thought it was just a bit. And then I said, if you wanna do that, we can go do it, and he didn't say anything. I saw it with Jesse Eisenberg.

And Oh, really?

Yeah. They were in the theater.

How was it?

It was it was good. It was good. It was not 1 I'd be like, go rush out right now, but it's like a it's a really good Fun. Directorial debut. Okay.

Let's move on. Unpopular opinions. What was the first 1?

We all decided it wasn't tacky for Christmas stuff.

It's tacky.

I don't think we all decided.

A few of us did. Most of us did. I think 2.

2 decided.

2 to 4 was decided. Well, they believe so me and you didn't

We stand for blue collar America. You guys

We're for the we have

the country. We

have the country. It is what it is.

Yep. Yep. Screw that.

Something we can do here. Over there. And also their vote counts more.

Being too cold is way better than being too warm.

Wait. Say again.

I would agree with that.

Being too cold is way better than being too warm. No. That's fucking wrong. I'd rather be

I'd rather be too cold.

I'd rather be warm in the summertime versus, like, freezing cold sucks.

Yeah. But Oh, yeah. It's not too warm makes me wanna pass out. And being too cold I

think about it. Yeah. But being too cold, you're just shivering, and it's just it's not fun. You can't, like, move. Versus being too hot, you can just go jump in a pool.

You can

You're too much. Multiple other things you can get in. It's not tacky anymore. Keep the inflatable snowman, you rich hoe. Okay.

No. 1, what am I supposed to say here? You were saying that you agree. It's you get it's too cold's way better. As someone who's always too hot, I'm sweating.

I hate that part. I'm always wet. I'm just

Think about it in

some weird cold. Your nose is, like, it's chapped from all

the wind. Your lips are cracked. It's Okay. No. No.

No. This is Are

you talking about, like, just in a house being too hot right now?

It's just too it's just like Oh,

in a house too hot or too cold outside?

It's been awfully cold in here lately.

We're gonna say in here. It's a little like, you're watching a movie. If you're, like, a little too hot or a little too cold, I'd rather be a little too cold. Yes. I would be

Inside, I'd rather be too cold. But outside, I'd rather be too cold.

I'd also rather be too cold. That's wrong. You just made it wrong. And I will bring Chapstick.

It doesn't help at some point, dude. No. No. No. No.

Clinical grade. Wait. I might change my answer now. Inside, yes. Too cold.

But now that I'm thinking I think I was thinking inside the whole time. Jerry, you're not the guy you're not the type of guy that needs to sweat. No. I know. But I what Skyler was saying, like, my my lips and nose do not fare well in the cold.

You won't be able to get a good night sleep in the cold. Mm-mm. And I'm not breathe. I think you guys are thinking, like, subzero. I'm thinking you walk outside, and it's, like, 37.

No. Like, 15.

No. But versus a 100

and 5. Oh, no.

No. 15 versus a 105. No. 15 and a 105?

15 and a 15.

That's completely different. How so? I feel like 15 is too extreme compared to a 105.

105 is pretty extreme.

No. But here's the thing. Like, I was just talking to my mom. Not crazy. And, like, back home where I grew up, it's 19, and it feels like 10 Yeah.

Right now. And so, like, I would much rather be here where it's, you know, 70 degrees during Christmas. They said it means Chicago that

it sometimes gets negative 50 windchill.

It's a different take completely. In Would you rather be in perfect weather or in, like, a snowstorm? But I would rather it be hot outside. It's not hot outside. It's like perfect weather.

Okay. I would rather it be a 105 and spend Christmas here than have it feel like 10 degrees and spend Christmas. Too much of a

Wait. Now you're wrong. What? If it's too cold, Christmas time matters. You gotta be in the cold for Christmas.

Oh my gosh.

It makes it much more festive versus this. A 105 for Christmas isn't Christmas.

Don't bring the holidays into this. It completely changes everything. I was just making it topical. Okay. A 105 humidity.

A 105, a 100% humidity or 15 still feels I feel like 25 degrees. 30 5 is cold too. I'll do 25. I I really think it's, like, 32 degrees, like or whatever. What's freezing?

36, 32, 32.

Is there a wind chill?

No. Just regular. It's regular for both.

Just a regular 105 versus a regular 32.

Wait. A so a 105 outside versus 32 degrees.

Give me 32 all day. 32 in that situation. K.

A 100 No.

I've been

a 100 and 5. 105 all day.

I've been in danger for

40 5. Like, you don't wanna play tennis

in that.

You don't wanna do pickleball in that. You don't do anything in that.

This is it's a completely different

No. It's not.

Scenario if I'm playing sports. No. It's not. You're talking about existing. I Okay.

You have a 100105 or

32 days. 105.

105.

32. You're you're saying that just to be contrarian?

I'm not saying it just to be contrarian because I I run-in a body heat that's always hotter. So a 100 and 5 32,

Bubba. Up in Vegas?

A 100 and yeah. So it was, like, 118 there. But a 105 to me is different than a 105 of you guys. How? It's it it feels warmer to me.

You don't run that hot.

I guess I do. We've been over

have the same blood temperature.

Bubba, when you're when you're cold, I'm always like, oh, it feels so nice.

Yeah. But that's like

And whenever it's and whenever it's like a little warm, you're like, oh, this is nice. I'm like, this is the hottest existence I've ever had, and I wanna kill myself.

Yeah. But 35 is a big difference, Bubba. It's cold down there.

I've walked around in 30 some degree weather in New York. If there's no wind chill, it's so fine. Okay. Yeah. But 30 degrees in New York isn't the same.

Like, the city's hot. What? What? No. Move on.

What do you mean?

Okay. To be fair, I do think traps he for specifically Zach, he definitely would like cold better because

Thank you. I mean, I yeah. That's just my difference. Yeah. Give me some ice cream.

The entire time when it's, like, 70 degrees outside.

Oh, that is my unpopular opinion. Ice cream, even if it's cold outside, totally fine for me. Oh, yeah. That's on a I was in Chicago,

and I would drink cold drinks, like, during the because I don't drink hot drinks, and people like, you're

not drinking a hot drink.

No. What do you call? What are we doing?

I'm a

get the ice cream tea.

I got ice cream when I was in New York. What we're saying? Yeah. It was great. Hey.

I'm glad. Hey. I'm glad the bridge could hold all of us. Did you

ever tell everybody about the

Oh, I'm gay. That's exactly. Did

you ever tell everyone about the cookie situation in New York?

Instead of writing sequels or prequels to books, I feel like more authors should write equals to their books where the same story, same events happen, but it's told from a different perspective of a different character.

I think this is such a cool idea. Like the movie Eagle Art.

Really cool.

Like the movie what?

Eagle Eye. And Wasn't that what it's called? No. No. No.

Valkyrie? Nope. Valkyrie is definitely not from multiple people's perspective.

I think it is.

Valkyrie is not. Is it? I really think

it is. That's exactly what you're thinking about, where they there's shooting on the stage.

Valkyrie has to do with chasing Germans. You're talking about What am I talking about? You're talking about the guy, the black eye with the droopy eye. What's his name? Forrest?

Forrest Whitaker?

Forrest Whitaker. He plays it at yes. That's the movie I'm talking about, though, but it's from different perspectives.

I don't know if I'm on board. No. The movie eagle eye is with Shia Labeouf.

It's not him. Yeah.

I think it's point. Vantage point. Vantage point. It's not Valkyrie. It could be vantage point.

That feels good. I know there's a v. I'll try looking at it. Hold on. The v feels good.

Okay. Vantage point does have Forest Whitaker. Witnesses with different points of view try to unravel. I was thinking, but I was right with the v. What what's Valkyrie about?

Valkyrie,

hook this I think they're killing Hitler or something.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. But it's a different movie.

No. But, yes, I do like I do like the equals. Different perspective.

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Thank you, ShipStation. What's the best movie to have a different perspective? That would be cool.

I feel like you're gonna disagree with us just because I feel like you don't really like dystopian movies, but I'm not sure. Hunger Games?

I love dystopian movies. Do you

like Hunger Games, though? Yeah. Okay. I feel like Hunger Games. Hunger Games should

be cool.

I wanna know what it's like for, like, the other tributes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Even the ones that, like, died in the arena, like

Yeah.

What did what happened to them?

I think that would be that would be awesome. I also my my pick would be, like, Thanos, the Avengers. Okay. I know it's a Marvel movie. I know you guys are scoffing at that.

But the thing is

is, like that's what you didn't like. Okay.

But the thing is is, like, I think it would be really interesting to see his perspective, like, be inside of his mind.

Kinda get that in the movie, though. Yeah. You get it.

Because he

talks about it.

But, like, to the full extent.

Mine would be

because he could he do anything once he had the, hand? Yeah. And the point of getting rid of everybody was

To save the universe because he thought the universe was getting to people there was too many people.

But no. It was because the resources were getting too low. Yeah. Yeah. So he just doubled the resources?

Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, wouldn't it be interesting to see from his perspective why it made more sense to kill half the universe? I thought nobody brought it up. The resources.

I just think because it didn't make sense for the movie.

No. The best 1 the best different perspective would be Godzilla.

Smash. Smash. Smash. I would love to laugh.

I feel like I wouldn't care about Thanos' perspective.

Okay. I would love to see a full movie on just Voldemort.

Yeah. Yeah.

That would be cool.

Phenomenal. Good pick.

It's a

really good pick.

And Thanos was a good pick.

Kind of

touched upon a little shit on

Harry Potter.

But then I felt bad when mine was so good.

Godzilla was the best pick.

Just Godzilla's point of view? Yeah. Yeah. Just looking through his eyes, just smash, smash, smack.

Oh, big town kill.

Okay. Next.

Backstory should not be allowed on America's Got Talent and other similar shows.

I love it. That doesn't

weigh that doesn't weigh into your voting.

Oh, everybody's like I gotta get Ricky out of the trailer park, so I gotta vote for him. Like, you can't sing as well as the other 1, but his mom's dead. You know, like, yeah. But this is a talent show. Yeah.

You know? Are we Yeah. I agree. I think

that something to have, like, fall in love with the person, though. Yeah. They're talent.

They're raw talent. Yeah. But it should be talent based. I wanna go and have, like, the biggest sob story. Like, you're the worst person if you don't vote for it.

Like, I beat cancer, like, 42 times. Like, all my family members died in the fire. I saved, and then they died in the the the building I had put him to save him in, and that thing caught on fire. But, like, I just I just suck it. Like, I'm the most talentless person, but everybody's like They

would do that back in the day on American Idol. And then they would have these long, like, sad stories, and then they would just suck at singing. So I'm gonna call it, like, you're the

worst. Sorry. Not for you. Can't do this, dude. Not for you.

It's a no for me, dawg. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a no for me, dog.

Hey. Sorry about your mom, but it's a no for me. That's not how you sounded. Sound of cow?

Okay. Be also kinda interesting to just see everyone's talent before their sob story, and then, like, when you get to the next rounds, then you listen to their

story. I think, okay. I I kinda like that. Like, you introduce it. You're too close to it.

You're not you're an you got insider info, dude. Okay. Unpopular opinion in in regards to America's Got Talent. I am not the biggest fan of dancers on that show. When it comes to, like, $1,000,000 acts

Put the Jabberwockies up there against anybody. No.

No. No. Quest crew. I'm into dancers if I'm just into anyone that that goes. My goodness.

You know? If I get a agree.

I agree if you're a solo dancer.

Okay.

That's fair. Yeah. I think okay. Like, this past year, there was a group dance crew that was insane.

Really?

Yeah. You should it was the choreographer. She created probably the craziest dance ever.

Jabberwocky. I guess yeah. If it's the only dance crew you know. What? Phyllis, why haven't we started a dance crew yet?

Wait. I did. We you didn't get the memos? We all we keep practicing the garage. Yeah.

What? Everywhere in there.

Wanna go on America's Lounge.

Box where

I can connect you guys.

To be Yeah.

Get us on there.

Yeah. We'll get on there.

What would you do?

I wanna get I wanna be the person that read booze. I wanna refuse to get off stage. Oh, that could should be our talent. We we go on there with different items and see how long it takes security for us to get off stage. That'd be pretty funny.

We can't afford it. We we have, like, mops and stuff. We're just, like, cleaning the floor. Or we can have, like, foam swords, like, stuff that can't hurt anybody. But, like, see how they corral us.

I like that. And every week, we see we get more and more stuff to see how much longer we could stay on stage.

You know what I've always thought? What if you just ran up and hit the glum blizzard yourself? Would does that mean you just go through?

No. What? I'll wait for that.

That's actually a good idea. You get 12 of the best ropers in the world, like cowboys, and say, hey. My goal I'm gonna get to this to hit the gold butt buzzer. If I get it, you gotta give it to me while these 12 professionals try to catch my ankles. Yeah.

It's just a dead sprint.

Have you seen the video?

The guy, Rovin'?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hilarious. That's also fantastic.

I mean, that could be our thing so you can stop us getting to the golden buzzer. That, honestly, now that I'm thinking about it, for any magicians out there thinking about do it, like going on there, it would be really cool for a magician to incorporate the golden buzzer into their act where they, like, they hit it. Like, you know how sometimes they go up to the the desk and they do, like, hand or close-up magic? It would be cool for them to, like, hit it out of surprise, and then everyone has this, like, big shock moment, but then it's, like, part of their act and

it's, like, something where they're going down.

I do wonder wonder if

that's a cheat

code to go into. Card that's, like It's

the card that but it's millions of

Millions of the same card. And

I'm like, oh my god.

That would be But but he but he reaches up, and he catches the 1 that signed.

No. He catches he

catches 1 card.

He flips it, and it's 1 golden piece of fabric from because you know when

you press the button, the gold whatever it's called?

Yeah. The gold confetti.

Confetti? Yeah. He turns into a

piece of confetti, and they give it He turns into a piece. No. No. He turns a card into it. Wisps.

That okay. Yeah. I like that. That would be cool. Wow.

Or he makes just 85 sound like cows fall from the ceiling.

Oh. Watch watch that happen next season.

We want credit.

K. Yeah. Give me credit. I don't want money. Just give me credit.

Okay. Next 1. It's rude to say how blatantly attracted you are to a celebrity in front of your partner. Oh, I disagree.

I disagree. Mostly because Courtney

just texted me, Matthew McConaughey, so fucking hot.

She just texted you. Yeah. It's crazy. I had to happen in the last episode.

You think it's inappropriate?

Yeah. I'm like, dude, I meant they're just human beings. I think it's just weird if I was like, a girl in the street was like, wow. She's really, really hot.

Like Yeah. I yeah.

I think But it's the same exact thing. What's it matter? Because they have more press. True. I think

But I think it's cool if guys can say sorry. Go ahead.

Sorry. You

can No. No. Let's let a woman speak. Yeah. Let it go.

Go ahead.

Say I feel like if you're not in the entertainment space, maybe that makes more sense because that's very unreachable. But I think if you're in the entertainment space, it's kind of very reachable, and it's a big chance you can meet them. Yeah. So then that's kinda just

It's also if guys if if if you're in a straight relationship or vice versa, if you're in a gay relationship, If I can say a guy's saying it's gonna be, oh, Matthew McConnell. Hey. He's fucking hot. But I can't say Sydney Sweeney's hot.

Yeah. It depends if I think you could be like, oh, yeah. She's she's like you can agree that someone's attractive, but not be like, oh, dude. She's so high. I love the banger.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's yeah. That I feel like is inappropriate.

But, like yeah. She's so hot. She's so hot. I don't know. I mean, I think it's rude if you like you're allowed to think it.

I think it's rude if you, like, reiterate the point. You know what I mean? Like, if you like, what you were saying, like, oh, she's so high. She like, if you keep bringing it up But what about watching a movie, like, guy takes off his shirt, and he's like like, the girl goes Oh, that's true. I don't think that's rude.

Oh, I think that's pretty weird.

If Alyssa did that, but if she if she if someone came up and she's like, oh my god.

Because she's insinuating, like, she wants to have sex with it.

I wouldn't want, like, like, my boyfriend come up and be like, oh my god. Like, we're watching a movie and be like, oh my god. She's so hot. Oh my god.

But if I see Rachel McAdams, like, she's so adorable.

That's different, though. She is adorable.

I'd love to bake her some goods.

Yeah. It's getting weirder. Weirder. How's that weird?

I think you could be like I mean, I think they're attractive. Yeah. But, like, not get into it where you're

But, like, for example, today, like, Alyssa posted on her story. Oh, fuck. Oh, she was like, what? I'm watching this, like, Chad Michael Murray, like, stripper Christmas movie or something. Don't tell Jared.

I don't know what the movie's called. That was just, like, what she said in there. But, like, I didn't see that and be like, well, that's fucking because, obviously, she's no. She's insinuating that he's attractive, and not only is he attractive, but he's like Sounds like you're just figuring this out. No.

I but I don't think it's rude. Well, I don't yeah. But that's I think that's your opinion. Like yeah. Yeah.

You're totally valid. But I'm just saying, for me, I wouldn't want I I wouldn't want to be like but, like, if your significant other posted that exact same story, would you be like, what the fuck, dawg?

I don't think it's something like you break up over or anything. It's just kinda like a that's like

I wouldn't be really upset shitty. But it'd probably be better not to do that. I feel I'm I'm be like, oh, I'd be

doing it.

I wouldn't even bring it up. I should be like, oh, I would kinda wish. Or, like, yeah. I was just like, why?

Yeah. You can think in your head, I think just posting it, you're just it's just kinda like, what's the point in posting it? Like, why are you posting it? I don't know.

I thought it was funny. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's okay for you to think it's funny, and it's okay for like, if she probably and she needs nothing by it. When you're

in a relationship, that that's great. You both, like, agree with that. But I think each person in a different relationship thinks something different, and that's completely fine.

Because, like, even with, like, the other day when, like, Josh Allen and Hailey Steinfeld posted their engagement or whatever. Weird. But I asked her. I was just like because, like, we had talked about it, like, who our celebrity crushes are. And so when that happened, I even, like I sent her the post.

I was like, can I post this with this song as a joke? And she was like she laughed. She's she said, yeah. Yeah. But I

Can I can I be honest? When I saw that, I thought in my head, I feel like Alyssa's mad.

No. I asked her, and she was completely fine. No. Yeah. I mean, if you guys are

That's great.

If you yeah.

Yeah. It's a case by case basis. I think it's also

I feel like I wouldn't wanna

Yeah. It's a little strange from my perspective, like, of me wanting to do that or having someone my significant other do that. Just because they're humans, like, they're just they just happen to be on TV. Yeah. But even, like, going back to you But but you're also at your point You're like, if they were attainable, I'd be with them.

No. Because I think the whole thing is that they're, like, on a unattainable. That's what I'm saying. But if they were attainable, you would obtain them. No.

I think if, like, what you were saying about if there is a girl on the street and you're with your significant other and you go, oh my god. She's so hot. It's like that girl is right in front of you, and she is, like, attain like, you go if you go up there, you you like, if you go up to her, there is, like, a pretty decent chance that she would give you the time of day. Right? Whereas, like, somebody, like, like, a Brad Pitt, even though we work in the entertainment industry, if Alyssa was like, Brad Pitt's really attractive, you know Well, yeah.

I think you're allowed to see it.

Yeah. Like,

oh, yeah. That

makes sense.

You're just talking about, oh, yeah. He's attractive. But if I'm just saying, like, if I wasn't really sure. Backtracking your whole point. No.

It's not. That's exactly what I said at the beginning. I said attractive, like, you can agree someone's attractive, but to them being like, oh god. They're, like, really hot. Like, I would totally Like, get into the conversation.

Like, oh my god. They're

oh my god. They're so hot.

Rail me, essentially, is what you're saying with your tone. Yeah. Versus just being hot. Okay. I we're Like, these are different conversations.

I thought

this was

just, like, a quick like,

like, if I'm watching a movie and, like, Anne Hathaway, I'm like, oh, she's gorgeous. You know? Like, just a quick offhand comment like that. Is that that's fine?

Oh, yeah.

Well, that's what I brought up earlier. Like, if you're watching something with your girlfriend or boyfriend and they see somebody on screen, they go, oh. Like, that's a weird thing in my opinion. Like, alright. So yeah.

If they're, like, going down a rabbit hole of, like No. It's just things that they would let them do to them. You know? But, yeah, I think that's enough where you can, like, you know what they mean when they're like Well, yeah. I feel like that okay.

You guys were taking it further than I thought you guys were drawing the limit. Obviously. Well, I'm just saying we're all attracted to other people. Yeah. And I thought any I thought any, acknowledgment of, like, verbally of that attractive attractiveness would draw the or cross the line for you guys.

That's what I thought you were saying. But you're saying it, like, has to go further than that. No. It's like acknowledging like, even, like, the waitress today, like, I wasn't attracted to her, but I was like, oh, she's pretty and, like, her get up and, like, she had her shirt and, like, everything was, like, very well put together. Like, that's more of, like, a compliment where I'm like, I don't wanna, like, put my penis in her, but, like, I think she, like, she looks, like, really good.

Like, she want my girlfriend to, like, be like, I want him to fuck me. But that's what I'm saying. You insinuate that by going, oh, god. Okay. We're I think we're on the same page.

Last 1. Rainy days are more enjoy more enjoyable than sunny days.

Hard disagree.

No. I love it. You're wrong. You're you're you like the idea of it?

No. I love a rainy day. You want it to rain every day of the year? I wouldn't mind it.

So every you would rather have 365 rainy days versus 365 perfectly clear. Do whatever the fuck you want great weather days.

Unfortunately, yes. I love a good rainy day, guys. Full of shit. I love a good rainy day.

You live in Chicago at that point.

Or But also Yeah. It's just anywhere else. I and I also think this is too much of an extreme because I live in the super sunny place. When that special rainy day comes, it does feel super special.

Yeah. Because it's cherished.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'm sure it's a nice I personally cherish rainy days.

I should. You can cherish the rainy day, but rainy days are not more enjoyable than sunny days.

Here they are.

No. No.

No. Because they're so infrequent.

That doesn't make them more enjoyable.

For me, it does. Why? If if it's raining outside and it's, like, gloomy and dark coming to watch a movie, that's been more enjoyable than every single day being sunny. No. For me, it is.

You can have a different opinion.

I like rainy days, but, like, not all the time. Once in a while, because then it makes it special. But I

think That's what I said.

But if you have a rainy day all the time,

I'm pretty much more reads as rainy days are better than sunny days. And if if if there was the same amount

It depends on how you frame the question.

So is it, like, every day of the year is a rainy day or every day of the

year sunny? I like Skyler's son. And I deal okay. If someone was like, hey, Sunday. Hey.

Just this next Sunday that's coming up, would you rather be a rainy day or Sunday, I'd be like, oh, it'd be cool if it was a rainy day.

I think it depends on the time of year, though, too, because, like, if it's around, like, Christmas time Love it. Love rainy day. But if it's, like

Summer, love it.

June, I

want close us off.

I want it to be sunny.

But you're talking about, like, the rainy days are more special, not that they're necessarily better. No. I think they're better.

Okay. Well, then I'm asking, would you rather have 365 days

of summer? Completely different question.

Okay. Well, what's your answer to that question?

I think you would have to go because of the death rate with when it rains in vehicles and people skirting around against each other in the rain, I think you have to go sunny for the greater population. Yeah. Okay. Okay. If you but here's the thing.

If you lived in a place like Seattle or something then a nice that's what exactly what I'm saying. I live here, so a rainy day is super special to me, so I'd rather have it. Okay. But what if there's perfectly okay.

Saying there's a rainy day and there's sunny days. Like like

Let's take let's take the amount of sunny days that we experience out of the equation. It is split perfectly down the middle of rainy days and sunny days throughout the year. Which 1 is more enjoyable? It's more it's it's more magical to me. Oh, I yeah.

And I I like it I like it cooler. I like it, like, dim outside. I literally have a vitamin d deficiency. Yeah. Because you don't go outside.

So you should. So I like it gloomy. You should enjoy sunny days more. I have science backing me. I have deteriorating health.

Yeah. You have much I love a gloomy day.

Sit outside more.

That's what

I'm saying. You have science telling you you should enjoy sunny days more. Great. But I but clearly, the science says I don't. So listen to science.

I don't enjoy this much. I'm allowed to love rainy days. Because it's it's my opinion. That's my opinion. Okay.

And I know it's past Thanksgiving. I don't care. We're filming this pretty close to Thanksgiving, so I thought it'd be fun to do a Thanksgiving tier list.

And we all have to agree?

We all have to agree to place it somewhere. So s is, like, super the best best you can get. A tier is next, all the way b, c, d. F is the worst, obviously. For our audio people, we will shout out where we put it.

Okay. I think we should start with the easiest 1, sparkling cheese.

I I think we'll just go in the light. Start with the bottom right.

Okay. Bottom right. Sweet potato casserole.

I don't think I've ever had sweet potato

casserole. Me.

That's You guys are gonna have to take that. That's a d for me.

That's a d or an f for me.

That's an f.

Okay. I think I

don't think I've ever had it, so I have to put it as an f.

I just don't like the sweetness of it. I don't like people they put marshmallows on top. It's just it's not

I would go f too.

Okay. Are you fine with f, Jared?

I'm fine. I've never had it, so I I don't know.

K. Next, we have stuffing. I'm gonna put that

a, maybe s. That's a c for me. I was gonna go b. Here's why.

I don't know. I I had some stuffing this past week that was really good.

It I've had stuffing that's really bad.

My grandma makes some

good stuff. Fluctuates. That's what I'm saying. That's why I think But

I think on it's I think we're talking about on its best day,

but it can have a really bad day. I remember from a. There was 1 time this was probably 3 years ago, but it was, it was at our old apartment when we still had, like, all the roommates. It was just me and Josh home for Thanksgiving, and we bought stuffing in a box, and we tried to make it. It was literally just like there was no seasoning.

There was no nothing. It was just bread. Yeah. It's bad. It was so bad.

But you're talking about bad stuffing. We're talking about just good stuff.

I'm also putting this on a tier of, like, stuff I'd want. Yeah. Like, normal like, right now, I could I would I want some?

Oh, well, that's a different thing.

No. This is you gotta think it's strictly in terms of Thanksgiving.

Because, again, this is like that 1 day a year. It's a celebration.

But even if I'm gonna cross the line, I'm never going. I'm excited. I mean, I'll go be with you guys. Okay. I was gonna say I'll go go be.

Okay. Woah. Don't get dicey for me. Because there's a lot of shit on Sparkling anything can go to hell. Yeah.

Yeah. F f Fuck them. F. I don't like it. Okay.

What does that say?

Oh, scalloped potatoes. Okay. That's a f tier. That's an s

tier for

that always.

But not s tier. Okay. What do you think? A for that.

Biggest potato fan.

I would go a. Okay.

We'll go a. That I think we're gonna look back on that and really regret that being.

Seasoned veggies? Yeah. Roasted vegetables. Roasted vegetables? F.

No. I like I like them, but I think it's like a c. That feels like a c. Like, because it does get the job done. I feel good that it's on the table.

Like, we're eating it. Okay.

F c c that I'm being healthy, but, like, do I like eating it?

Alright. We'll go d. What do you think? D, Jared? I mean, I said f, but Well, I said c.

You said f. That's why it was me in the middle. Wait. Sophie, what what would you say?

I said c.

Okay. So 2 c's.

I end up never

Let's go d.

Yeah. We'll we'll put it. Red wine. I think that's a great 1. I know you're not into it, but that's just it's a perfect thing.

You can get drunk. You can avoid your family more, and it's just pretty good. It goes with everything you're eating.

I feel like most people enjoy it. Like, I personally don't enjoy red wine, but I know most people do. So I would put that

at I think it's an a, but we could I'd I'm I'll

I'm fine to go with a because Yeah. I would know how enjoyable it is. It's not for me, though. Yeah. I would say a for most people.

It's not

for me, but Okay.

A. Mashing potatoes. S.

I don't I don't like mashed potatoes.

God. Yeah. Well, you're wrong.

See, I would put the other potatoes at s before I put mashed potatoes. Yeah. But that's just because I don't like mashed potatoes.

You got a weird okay. And hear me out.

I think I'll be honest. I think the scalloped potatoes are better than mashed potatoes myself. Well, actually, I

kind of agree with that. Then you gotta you gotta yeah. What are we talking about? Putting mashed potatoes up, put mashed potatoes at a, but put Scalloped potatoes

at x. No. Yes. I just got a percent. Mashed potatoes are just a great, great people.

Listen to me. Mashed potatoes are disagree. 3 people. Listen to me.

Mashed potatoes with a passion.

But she but, like, you I don't like your opinion on this because you consider mashed potatoes an f.

Okay. That's your opinion.

That's yeah. But that's No. It's it's your opinion. But you consider them an f.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's a bad opinion. The normal That's your opinion. God fearing American

But I

Your your opinion does not matter on mashed potatoes.

We can put it like a b. That would make sense.

Mashed potatoes?

I don't

want mashed

potatoes or

an s.

It's an s.

See, if it's an if it's an s, then switch the other potatoes with mashed potatoes.

No. No, man. You're saying scalloped potatoes have more flavor than Yeah. They do. Listen to me.

Are these a garlic are these a garlic mash? Listen. Everybody listen to me for 1 second. Like, I don't know. Scottish potato Hold on.

Sophie, Jared, listen to me for

1 second.

Listen to me for 1 second. Mashed potatoes. Yeah. Okay. Garlic mashed potatoes, but and then there's gonna be, you know, like, the flaky Parmesan melted on top.

I know that might sound weird to you guys with a little bit of butter and a little bit of butter. Throw that in an s tier. God. Got me. No.

I know you're

gonna have to do that.

Mashed potatoes?

That, I would throw up.

But you hate mashed potatoes in general? I would

throw up. You could That also, like

Like, it's a very normal food.

And then you added all that stuff on, and it I kinda gagged a little.

That's fine. Mac and cheese is an s. S.

Easy s. S. Easy s. Yeah. Let's see.

That's the s's of s.

Ham so we have to get into this ham and turkey debate here. I'm thinking I've now flipped to be a turkey guy.

Woah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm on board. Ham, I think it's a c. Turkey talk for last. I think ham is a c. C.

Very c.

I don't like ham speaking to

you guys. Every time I have ham, I'm like Then I have a guess c.

I would say

I would I would go b.

Same as potatoes for me.

Don't. Wait.

Wait. Gravy, s s s 2. S s 2. S 2.

Gravy brings everything on the plate together.

Oh my god. Like gravy?

I don't put

Even if you got bad stuff in, that's and that's a whatever It's the great equalizer. Whatever an aunt came over and can't cook, you throw that good gravy in for grandma on there. Yeah. You're having

a good day. So now there's dinner rolls and there's biscuits on here. I'm such a dinner roll

guy. I'm in on the dinner roll.

I think there I think that's another s.

That's not s.

I think biscuits.

Biscuits is b. Or no. No. No. No.

Dinner rolls is b. But but it's like a pillow or like a Hawaiian s. Because I I hate it. Oh.

S. Dinner rolls

are s. Hate Hawaiian rolls. Dinner rolls are an s. Right?

Yeah.

S. I don't like the Hawaiian rolls. These these aren't Hawaiian.

These are just rich. You put some butter

on it. Can you put them at a? No. No. No.

No. No. Dinner rolls did not belong. Everyone said s except for you.

Yeah. S. Hey. I didn't agree with mashed potatoes.

Said s. If everyone else said s. Cranberry. No. Cream corn.

Cream corn. No. No. No. You can get some good cream corn.

I'll go b on that.

I'd go c or d. Nothing higher. I I okay.

I would go yeah. I would go d, but that's just because I'm not a fan of corn.

What do we say? B? No. I would go I would go c. C.

Go c.

Yeah. Okay. C.

Cranberry sauce, f? F. Jared, I knew he would like you that pervert.

No. I would say Lower than f. No. It's an f. I

think it's an f.

Okay. If everyone else says f.

Corn, that has to be a b. That's better than creamed corn.

No. Better than creamed corn. Yes. You've had bad creamed corn, I've realized. I've had really good creamed corn.

I feel like I can't speak on this. I don't like corn.

What do you like? We're starting to realize I

don't like corn

or potatoes. Okay. I think corn I'll I'll go anywhere. I'm not some of my favorite, and there are some here that I'm gonna have to argue for. And so I'm not gonna die on the hill of corn.

I'll let you I'll I'll defer to you guys. I would say b.

I'd say b on corn. Okay. Corn. We're talking and we're talking about

cornbreads in

a corn. Corn. Hold on.

No. No. No. No. No.

No.

Corn's going back to

bread.

1 second, guys. Worse than corn. Hold on, guys. We're going back to the pilgrims when we're talking about just straight corn.

Uh-huh.

And we're talking about the first Thanksgiving. Okay. That's what I guess. That's what made

would think about, like, a podcast.

Yeah. Every day. They bliss. They'd listen. Like, sometimes they'd like

skip ads.

Yeah. You fools.

But do you think they would ever thought, like, this would be people's lives?

No. No. I don't

think they could even conceptualize a microphone. Cornbread. You're gonna hate me on this 1.

It's an a for me.

I do not like cornbread. I was gonna say c.

I think it's an f.

Gosh. C f I a. I mean, that's all the fries, dude. I hate cornbread. It's delightful.

Out of all the breads, cornbread?

It's delightful. You haven't had it right if you haven't had it.

I've had it so right. I've had it for a while, bro.

I've never seen you

before. I have. I've had it in so many instances. Not the right 1. Try it, it's it sounds really good to me.

And this isn't the hill I want.

Do you like do you not like the sweet ones or

I'll try any. I've tried it all. And this is not a hill I wanna die on. I wanna be a cornbread guy because I'm gonna get so much flack for this. Oh, you only had cornbread in my house.

You know what I mean? Mhmm. That's a sweet southern woman. I've never enjoyed it.

Okay. What? Where do y'all want? Fuck me.

Well, I said

That's not an f.

Okay. So you said a. Yeah. A c f. Zach, what were you?

And I know it's not even close to the same category, but it always makes me want yellow cake with chocolate icing on top. And that's 1 of my favorite things ever. I do love that. Throw it in whatever you I mean, this is I would say c

c c.

C. I would go c for the people. Okay. But and I know that's too low. Agree with this.

I think the I think it would average out to c.

Green bean casserole?

That's a s for most people, I think, cornbread.

Green bean casserole, Ohio.

Had this.

That's an s for me. If we're talking Thanksgiving I don't

think I have it. It is a staple. It shows up every time it competes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's that's 1st team. I was

gonna say it's an s. Minimo, it's an a.

1st team all, I think I've only had it once, but,

I'll be honest. I like Taco Castro better.

I would say it's good. So I've I'm not a? Well, but if you guys

What do you say? 2 of you

said s.

That we wanna

end that. Had it. You would love it. I think it's a s tier. Is it compete with the mac and the mash and the grape?

It's really good. I think

it's an a. I don't think it's the supreme.

But when there's, like, some really crispy

What's in it?

Yeah. The crispy's on top. I don't know.

It's really good. It is good with the crispy's on top. Throw it in an s. We can always backtrack. Let oh my god.

It threw itself in a.

Okay. S. Deli cranberry f. Right? F.

What are

we talking about? The cranberry. Squash.

I like squash,

but I think

I could put it in d. I'd go d for squash. Okay. D. I've never picked up squash being like

Brussels sprouts are an a. Right?

That doesn't feel Squash is good. Thanksgiving y to me.

Yeah. Brussels sprouts? Yeah.

I had

them this past Thanksgiving.

Doesn't feel

Turns out they are.

I'd go b for Brussels sprouts. Yeah. If they're done well. Yeah. You can have some really bad brussels sprouts.

Biscuits, I would go a.

I think it's a a. I don't think it's up there with a. I don't think it's the dinner roll.

I I personally think it's better than the dinner rolls. You're wrong there, brother.

I think it's an a.

Too much bread.

I think it's an a. It's an s because it's something that you can put most other s's in.

That's what the dinner roll's for.

No. That's where the biscuit can also

No. No. No. No.

No. Woah. No. I'm fine with the bacon s. Gravy they gotta get together.

They gotta make

sure He does make a point. He does make a point.

That you can sandwich

it. Biscuit.

That's what the dinner rolls are for.

But that's also what the biscuits are for. The biscuits are such a nice

You can have both.

The a flake up Alright.

I'm not gonna argue, mate.

I'm not gonna argue. Yes.

Don't go with it.

Get me going, girl. We got a lot in this s tier. S s is just starch besides Yeah. And starch is awesome. Apple pie.

Apple pie with some ice cream is

Okay. You love it. I'd go f. I'm not a pie guy. It wouldn't be so I get Where would you put it?

I I like pie because I don't like cake.

But where in the scale, where would you put it?

Probably an a. It has to be a good apple pie though. Like, not like

a story. So what's the average of a f f f? I'd go d. I'd say d.

We're talking

l. I'm

sorry. B. Soph, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's not a b. It's not a b. You can't beat this girl. Yeah. But it's 3 f's.

3 f's is really great to go.

Guys have ever had apple pie with ice cream?

I have. And I wanted chocolate every other every time.

Have you had a store bought 1 or, like, a

I've had it

all. We're from the south. They cooked.

Yeah. We've had it all. We've probably they probably picked apples this morning when they made it. I think we can put

it on d or c because pumpkin pie is an f.

I think it's a c.

No. It's not. No. Pumpkin pie is an s.

I think it's

not a c.

It's not an s?

It is. It's an s. Put it in d. Put it okay. Pumpkin pie?

It's an it's an s. I don't like pie.

I don't either. And pumpkin's the worst 1.

I think apple pie goes higher than pumpkin.

Yeah. I think apple pie. That's what I'm saying.

You can put

Pumpkin pie's s tier. We got 3 f. No. I no. I'll tell him that.

Can be d, but at least put apple pie with a c.

No. I'll I'll I'll don't have to wait. If I

would. Apple

pie. Skylar, would you rather have ham? Cream corn is not where apple pie should be. Cream corn. Cream corn.

B, cream corn. Well, then I don't think cornbread should be where apple pie is. Green card. Well, I don't think apple pie is. The list stands.

We've added it. It doesn't change. Please do

apple pie as a b.

No. Apple pie should not be a c. Guys It is. Pie. No.

You moved it.

I promise you, you have not had good apple pie. No.

Apple pie. You already put I don't know. You had 2 good apple pie. You already put pumpkin pie. D.

That's where it was originally. Not. No. I'll be honest. Skyler, there's a fucking screen recording.

It's not Skyler. The apple pie was on d. No. And then what happened

was So pumpkin pie was on d. Shut the fuck up. The apple pie

was on d. Pie was at a c, and

then you just put it down to a d

after we all get the consensus.

Here's what happened.

It was a c, and now you're putting it at a d.

Guys, here's what happened.

Put it at a c.

The apple pie was on d. And then we all determined that pumpkin pie sucks.

No. We did not all determine that. Oh, you have the

apple pie. Is not an f.

Had pumpkin pie. So what I did here here, this

is exactly

what I

did here. To spark it.

Look at the screen. Yeah.

This is exactly what

I did. This was down here. Right? Nope. I'll this was down here.

There's a screen recording. It was already in d.

No. This is what happened. I'm gonna show you. I went like this. I moved this here

Uh-huh. To c.

Keep it

there. Because it's higher than pumpkin. And I put pumpkin at d, that at c. And then you said, no. No.

No. It's it's app. So I said, okay.

But we already said that we couldn't

change it. Pie needs to be at least a d. Or not apple pie. Sorry. Pumpkin pie needs

to be at least a d.

At least, if not a c.

They're both d.

I see pumpkin pie being a c and apple pie being an a.

Jared, you wanna see Thanos from Thanos' point of view? I get control. I get to make the decisions.

No. Papal I love the pies.

I don't I don't agree the fact that

this is all up to us. I will go in and make a new 1. Turkey. Alright. No.

It's gotta be

a c at least. Come on.

There you go.

Thank you.

Yeah. Turkey. It's an a. Turkey's not an a.

Have good apple pie.

You gotta have some meats up there somewhere, brother.

Turkey's yeah. I wanted to put ham at a. Turkey's a b.

Turkey's a

d a a It's an a. B for me, turkey. We'll go b? Because a and a That's just wrong. It's hard.

It's It did I mean, you put it really dry. It's up. There you go. But you throw that's what I'm saying. This is what okay.

This is the perfect

I'm not too upset about this 1, but I'm also kind of upset. The turkey's a b and the apple pie

is not a b. I'm upset in Really? In in all seriousness of meats, ham is above turkey.

No. Turkey is dry. Cold ham?

Why is it cold? You don't have a hot ham.

Hot. No.

I have hot ham. Hot ham. Where's that hot ham? A biscuit. Open that thing open, put some turkey down, put some macaroni and cheese and mashed potatoes down, pop gravy.

But turkey turkey is only good if you

Put the gravy on

the grill. Mix it with other stuff. That be? But ham can stand on its own. Turkey Oh, I don't like it.

Hey. You know where ham can stand? Off the list.

Hey. You can't even drag it off the list. I can't get them all. Drag drag. There you go.

No.

Alright. That's the list. Thank y'all for that.

That's I don't agree. Thank y'all.

I'm not really happy with this list.

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