Transcript of The man who got circumcized TWICE

I got two circumcisions. I got one at birth and then one when I was four. They missed a spot, I guess. My grandma held me on the table and she snipped me up. God, that-I swear that's what you're story. I swear they held me down. They really could have just been molesting me. I don't think about it. But she's dead.

They took a memento from the molestation. That was a trophy. Did she wear it in a necklace or anything? She's dead. Was she buried with it?

I didn't check. We got to go dig her up. Then we be a bitch if we dug her up in just a little amulet with my dick skin.

It was like, Oh, you did molest me.