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We got a guest in today. Ladies and gentlemen, Skech.Sketch.

Kyle, right?Sir.Kyle?Sketch is here, baby.Kylie. Yes, sir.Kylie.Thanks for having me.

Hey, Skech.Thank you.

He just learned about... What's up, brother? There it is.

Hey, it's the worst... Turned into a meme.Unintentional meme.It's incredible.

What do you mean? You had pro athletes doing it.

What's up, brother? Yeah, desk pop there.

Yeah, you do it.

What's up, brother? What's up, brother? God, it's good. I love it. I love it so much. Give me a little exit there.

How How did that become a viral thing?

I was just playing with my buddy and we were having like,.

I just don't know. Because I'm trying to think of catchphrases, and what's your brother just flew by my mind.

It was not even funny or anything, too. It's more of like I just threw up a finger and then it turned into an inside joke.

No, it's incredible. Well, he's trying to get a catchphrase. Can you make up one for him? Because you were good enough to make up that.

How about this? How about Keep it loose, lady? No. Why? Keep it loose, lady. Keep it loose, lady, and you do a little hole like this? I like it. Keep it loose, lady. Keep it loose, lady.

Maybe City Chicken or something? Yeah.

City Chicken. What? City Chicken.

City Chicken, what?

Your catchphrase could be City Chicken.

What's the hand gesture?

Double C.

Oh, right. Double C.

Just like the Cribs. Yeah.

You already got a logo. I think it needs a third thing.

I'll throw an accent on that.

All right, so what? Was it City Chicken? City Chicken. No, don't. How about City's Chicken F. No.

Jesus Christ, Tom. Are they having two dick there or What is it?

You can? That's good. I'm sorry.

Orange chicken. Unbelievable. Friendly fire.

What?friendly fire.Friendly fire. Orange chicken. That's mine. Orange chicken. All right, yeah. You're City Chicken. I'm Orange chicken.

Are there other catchphrases that you're known for? Is that it?

There's other things I'm known for, but not catchphrases. All right.

What? No, your video gaming. Yeah. Well, this is what's interesting.

Bobby is old. Okay. And loves video games. I love video games. You're young and you love video games. This is the meeting of the world, except he's more into sports gaming and you're more into cozy gaming. You know about cozy gaming?

What's cozy gaming?

Well, you've never heard of cozy gaming, bro?

Or you play half naked or something? No.

No, cozy games are like Stardew Valley farming simulation. Just cozy.

Oh, farming simulator.

Yeah, relaxing games.

He likes those.

Why are you squinting like that?

I get fog in my eyes.

Yeah, but that's the look that you do when you take a deep breath. Yeah, it is. What do you look like when you take a deep breath at that or even worse?

I usually put both my feet up on a seat.

Yeah, let me see your face. Oh, nice.

That's very nice.

You guys both have- Get our legs. You have both the same eyes. You do know that, right?

Yeah. You're locking your squintings. I don't know if it's Asian or down syndrome. Yours?

Yeah, what are we both doing? I don't know.

Is it Asian or down syndrome? It's a little bit of both.

It's a little bit of both for you. Yeah. But no, he's into cozy gaming. He likes... Bob likes low stakes, long term, long play games. He likes marathon games, or it takes you months and months. Where you grind.

Yeah. I like that. You like grinding?

Grinding? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes. You talk about getting on someone or something? Yeah.

What did he say? Getting on somebody.

No, that's not what I mean.

He means putting in the work.

Putting in the work.

Like collecting mushrooms or whatever it might be.

You collect mushrooms?

Stop. Not in my real life. You think I go and get portabella mushrooms in the forest?

That does sound really good.

It sounds like you eat them. It does sound really good.

No. In some games, in Skyrim, there's a... Are you okay? I'm good. Lean back. Can you hear me? I'm sorry.