Transcript of Celebrate Bobby's Birthday Today on Patreon

What did you bring us, Pete?

Well, for Bobby's birthday, have my kids do some portraits of you in that blue bag over there. Ooh, they drew some portraits of you.

Let's get it out of the way real fast. Happy birthday.

No, you.

Happy birthday to.

No, no.

Happy birthday, dear Robert. Happy birthday to you all right, let's see the photos.

Okay. Photo number one.

Ooh, that's my son. Five year old son.

Oh, I thought it was a priest and the exorcist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, you know, that's what your five year old son thinks.

Bobby looks like the priest of the exorcist. Fantastic.

And let's see the next one.

Oh, shit.

My three year old.

This is four in the morning, Bobby.

Let me see. That's right now actually.

Like, I can't sleep doing wide eyes.

I can't sleep a little wide eyed, Bobby.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, who's the next one?

Okay.

My three month old.

Oh, wow.

Your three month is. Oh, no, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He's a good guy.

And what's. What's what?

A good guy.

You're what's an act.

He's a good guy.

I tried. I tried to make.

This is Pete's.

This is. This is you.

That's. I tried to make.

Yeah. Whoa. Right here. What is this?

Pretty similar to the three month old? Yeah, pretty right on par.

Yeah. So thank you so much for these.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

That's the present.

They worked really hard on that.

We.

All right, all right, all right.

Rudy, what did you get? Other than being chilly chill, probably costume of the day. Chilly chill. What did you get Bob for his birthday?

Okay, he can open it.

Give it to me. I'll give it to him. Are you sick, by the way? You sound sick.

She was a couple weeks ago.

Oh, that's nice. Nice bringing it here.

I'm not contagious.

She's not contagious.

Yeah. All you.

All right, so this is great. And I can I. Can I. Can I just break. Okay, I'm gonna guess a candle.

No.

Soap.

Nope. Well, kinda body wash. No. Okay, just open it.

Okay, fine. Oh.

Oh.

Leritium realm.

Let me see. What is.

This is kind of cool, dude. This is for the bath.

Dude, show me.

Is there a price tag?

No.

Oh, that's nice. This is bath salts. You could smoke this.

Yeah.

You could smoke this and get ripped.

Yeah. So this right here is.

I don't know if you like it, but I know you. You really like perfume.

It's a cologne for men or women?

I don't know. I just like the smell and I thought you'd like.

Oh, my. That's a sweet. That's a sweet gesture.

Oh, it's too dark to be good.

No, this is. I think it's gonna be good. Oh, shit.

How is it?

Really good.

Really?

Yeah.

Pass it.

It's like, it's musky.

I can kind of smell it from here.

Yeah.

What brand is it?

Feeling fragrance.

Oh, is it feeling fragrance?

Yeah.

Yeah. Feely.

That says fragrances. I really like it.

Oh, this is Pogostemon.

It's really good.

Poco stay mo. Do you know this?

And then the next one. Because you smoke a lot.

Yeah.

You do?

Yep.

We gotta quit.

It's an ashtray. Fucking amazing.

Let's see.

I say something to you. Whoa, dude, what a great gift.

Yeah.

Honestly, I have to give it nine out of ten. I was really good, dude.

Any gifts from the room up there?

You know what? It was, it was thoughtful. You thought about it. You're not just giving me socks like Steve does, my brother?

Is that what he got you this year? Socks?

No, but he'll just go ahead, happy birthday, dude. And give me like a pack of socks.

Well, you do like socks.

I know, but still, it's not thoughtful.

All right, let's see what the boys got you.

Okay, so, um.

Go ahead. Carlos, you want to set it up?

Yeah.

Me, Andres and McConnell went to Echo park. We put it out there on Instagram to all the fans to come do a video for us. And this is from us and the fans to you all.

Real fans pulled up tackle park.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

Happy birthday, Bobby. Happy birthday, Bobby.

Thank you so much for making me laugh during my childhood on Matt TV.

Happy birthday, Bobby. We love you.

Happy birthday, Bobby. You have put me through a lot of things and I'm so appreciative of you.

Happy birthday to my bisexual brother. I'm sorry about everything on the road in 2023. Yeah, it's almost 2025 now, so we can move past them.

Happy birthday.

I love you.

Happy birthday, Bobby.

We love you so much.

We wanted to show how LA loves you. So we pull a call out in LA. Answer. Happy birthday, Bobby.

Happy birthday to you. Five.

Happy birthday dear Bobby.