Transcript of #686 - Caleb Pressley New

He's a content catalyst. He's the interview assassin. You know him from his show Sunday Conversation with his cohort, Mr. Glennie Balls. I'm grateful for his return to the show. It's my friend Caleb Presley. Shine on me and I will find a song. I've been singing.

Come on.

Bro, you kind of— I don't even need to say this in a negative way at all.

Don't say it.

Okay.

What are you gonna say?

But do you wanna know it or not?

Well, obviously I wanna know it now.

Okay. I think you sometimes resemble sometimes a trafficked woman. Nope.

Nope. Would've rather you not say it.

Oh my God. I knew it. I knew it, dude. What we need to find is somebody who, when we wanna say something, there's a mediator. There's almost like an escrow account.

You can put it in?

Yeah.

Yes.

It's like we, we say something's like, I put a little— let me, let me tell Terrence first and see what he—

Well, that way you can get it out of your own body.

Yeah.

Because I know you have a hard time sometimes holding stuff in as well.

Yeah, I've had some mild nightly ejaculatory issues. Okay. Oh, I went on a run with the hand recently.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm a bot, homie. I have not been looking at pornography, so I am 52 days off of, uh, looking at porno.

Is that better or worse?

Oh, it's good.

But to be on that large of a run—

Oh, but do you mean to still be doing, um, like pleasure myself or whatever?

Yeah, like, what are you—

Well, I'm jerking off.

Yeah, but like, what are you thinking about?

Oh, I'm thinking about women. All the time?

Every time?

I mean, look, I will say this. Every now and then you will see a guy kind of run by in the back of the fantasy. I will say that. But I don't know what he's doing and I don't know him.

You just get bored. It's like they say, like the big rock stars or whatever, they have a hard— after they just had sex with so many women, they're not even like gay. They just eventually you get tired of women and you jerked off so many times.

I mean, that's a good point, dude. Bro, jerking off is the gayest thing really, because it's also ego. First of all, you're jerking a dude off, right?

Facts.

Yeah, it's you.

Facts.

But still—

Fat dude sometimes.

Yeah. So I don't know. I gotta look into it.

Dude, you wanna hear something crazy about being a fat dude? This morning I was in the shower.

And are you feeling fat? Just a—

No.

Okay.

I mean, I'm— I mean, if you, if you did the math or whatever, you did the scale or whatever, right? I don't feel fat. I feel normal. It's probably a problem. I feel very not fat.

Okay.

I still feel like normal, but every once in a while I will catch a glimpse of myself, which this morning I was in the shower And my buddy FaceTimed me and I had the phone playing music. And so I have like a little stand on the back of my phone. So it kind of stands up. And you know how FaceTime, when it comes on, it shows you, it automatically pops up the screen of yourself. Like if you pick up a FaceTime, you see yourself.

Yeah.

And so I was in the shower and I saw I was getting a FaceTime. So I moved in the shower and I noticed that the phone is still, it's not moving, but the screen followed me in the shower through like a, like the shower window or whatever had steam and all this type of shit on it, and it followed me all the way across. And I kept walking back and forth trying to get away from it, and it was just following me, the camera.

So what are you saying, like your screen's a gay dude or whatever?

But dude, the screens are just— they're on, first of all, all the time. So you can just assume that if your phone's there, it's on you. And then it's not only can you just like have it like this looking at you, you can point it like this and it will still side-eye you like this. That's what it was doing. It was like doing—

Giving you that Mona Lisa.

The silent smile.

Dude, is that true? Your phone is following you now?

I'd never seen it in my life.

Apple's iPhone Center Stage feature allows your iPhone to automatically pan, zoom, and keep you centered in the frame during video calls and selfies. God. So I mean, just look where we're at.

It's time. It's here.

It's here.

God.

Yeah, I don't know. My buddy did call me a couple of weeks ago and he was kind of— I don't want to say he was crying, but he teared up pretty heavy. Uh, and he's a bigger guy and I think it was good for him.

Is this about me?

Huh?

Don't do this again. This is a good opportunity for the escrow.

No.

You don't even— you haven't gone there yet. You can do it.

Welcome to Word Escrow. Well, whatever you're gonna say, you tell somebody else first. That's a great a great little invention for married couples or whatever.

Just married couples probably need a lot of middlemen.

There's this middle AI box or something where you go say whatever you were going to say to your spouse into the box, and then a minute later it tells you if you should or shouldn't say it.

Yes. Or it can convert it into something you should say.

Oh, that's good.

It can tell your heart. It can tell that you're a good person. It's like, this guy meant this. He had a good heart. He shouldn't have said this, but This is what he should have said with that type of heart, because that guy's got a good heart.

Yeah, he's an asshole, but he means well. But God, he's got a ticker on him. That guy's got a fucking— yeah, he's a piece of shit, but every Valentine's Day he pulls up. Oh dang, dude. Yeah, what was I freaking talking about? Who knows? Oh yeah, dude, so my friend, he called, he was kind of like teared up or whatever, and And he called me. He's like, dude, I was working the other day and I saw my shadow and my shadow was fat. And he's like, that's when it, like, something hit him.

Are you talking about Glenny Balls? Are you still talking about me and Glenny Balls?

I mean, no, this is not like some type of intervention, man. You guys are going to be— I mean, I don't know. I do. I have prayed for some of his—

No, Glenny Balls is actually looking really good, but we did just have Andrew Huberman on our show. And he wants to do— he, he did an intervention with Glennie during the middle of the show.

Did he really?

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Huh.

And what did he— what did he come to? Like, what was Glennie's deal?

Glennie said, I don't want to do it. No, don't do it.

Oh, he did that?

Yeah, it was like an exorcism almost. An exorcisicism.

He's just trying to fucking— they're trying to summon the appetite out of Glennie. Like, yeah, Chipotle! He's just channeling different fucking— Buffalo mozzarella!

No, Glenny's doing— Glenny's looking great. He's, he's lost, oh my God, so much weight. And you think he walks all the time? No, he's a healthy guy. I golfed in a, in a PGA event— well, PGA Pro-Am with Glenny.

Did you really?

Last week. He's golfing.

Yeah. Oh, well, one thing that I love watching Glenny— Glenny has some of the best socials, right? Well, first of all, he's one of the greatest guys, and we're talking about Caleb's co-host, Glenny Balls.

Yeah.

And there he is right there. There he is. Oh God, bro. If I could have a Christmas ornament, bro, he's like the door. He's like the wreath you would love to hang on the door of your home. You know, he's just, he is, there's nothing like him, brother. There he is. And God only made one of 'em. Well, they said God made 3 of 'em, but they just put him into one. That's, is that messed up?

No, no. Funny.

Fuck.

I like—

I should have said that into the, uh, into the word escrow. God, Glennie, I'm just joking, man. We love you.

Love you, Glenn.

You think he's gonna be upset?

No, no, no. He likes being talked about.

Oh, he does?

Yeah.

Well, yeah, he's one of the most charming guys, and I do love he goes for his walks on his, uh, on his social media, so you're kind of with him in his journey. And also one thing that he, he does best, Bite, right? Like, he'll go and he'll sit down at a foodery Or some, like, even a halfway house where the, you know, where the meth cook is even taking a break to make some eggs or whatever. Like, Glennie goes to some wild places, right? And the guy didn't even clean the pan, and the guy's sitting there grilling up a couple huevos for Glennie. And that best bite— oh, that meth house best bite, those— that one fucking shook him, you know?

So when you go out to eat with Glenn, he makes a food review video.

Okay.

Every time. And I forget about it almost every time, but he makes it every time. So you have to do the camera work. And I think if I'm holding the camera, he wants me to say some little lines in the background to kind of spice it up or make it funny, or like we're doing a duo comedy or something and he doesn't want me to talk.

Oh.

He gets really upset if I talk because it's the Glen Show.

Yeah.

But it's every restaurant we go to. And I'm sure you've ate with Glen a lot. I'm sure you've had to hold it. or 2 times?

I can't remember. I was with him on vacation, so he may have been taking a break from work. I do think it's interesting that we are in this time where it's like you can just be hanging out with somebody and then you suddenly just find out they're the— they're an influencer or something. Yeah, like you're on a date with a girl or something and you're just walking down the street and she's like, will you hold my phone while I do this backflip off this fucking taxi cab or whatever? And you're like, what? What are you talking about? And she's like, oh, you don't know I'm Backflip Taxi Bitch or whatever? I'm like, you're who? They're like, yeah, I'm Backflip Taxi Bitch. You haven't seen my work or whatever? And it's like, what? Like, what? I just want to go roller skating with you. So it is kind of wild that we're in this place where you will get asked by somebody, hey, will you just be my cameraman for a second?

Yeah. I was eating in New York City the other day and I was watching, I'm trying to think of the restaurant because it's so good. It's like a Chipotle. It's like Camino or something.

Carbone maybe?

No. Anyways, I was looking out the window on the street and a girl was doing like one of those man-on-the-street interviews, uh, that you just see all the time on social media. And it was just like watching her like have to grind getting people, and she was doing it right in front of me.

It was—

I was happy it wasn't me because early in my career it was me.

Yeah.

I had to do it.

I didn't have a choice.

And I liked doing it for a while, but then I kind of stopped liking doing it. But I did figure out the number one way, if anyone's doing those, you can always get the interview. Every time I figured this out after doing them for so long.

So this is a hack.

Yeah, because you go up to people, it's like, hey, I want to have you— can you talk to me? And actually, when I first started, this is like 10 or more years ago, um, people would want to be on camera because it was like still like special or cool in their mind. Yeah, they had no idea that I was about to just ask them the dumbest question ever. Um, but anyways, I find out people started saying no over the years. I found out if you say this, people always will say yes. You say I gotta ask. Yeah. And they're like, they're just curious about themselves. They're like, what is it? You gotta ask what? And it's the end every time. I gotta ask.

Dude, that's a good call. Because you're kind of putting it on them a little bit.

It sparks their own narcissism and curiosity about what is it about me you gotta ask about?

Yeah. That reminds me of when you hear a knock at the door, you don't have to open it.

It's like, why does this person want to talk to me?

Yeah. But there is some little energy, but it's like, yeah, it just puts it on you. 'Cause a knock on the door, that's just them saying, hey, it's up to you.

Yep.

And then—

I'm here.

Yeah, I'm here. But it— oh dude, that's interesting, bro. It is funny that there was a time where it's like interviewing somebody on the street would just surprise, like, what are you doing? Like, what's even happening here? Now people are literally like running from those people or that they're everywhere. Dude, I was in New York City and I was walking down the street and the guy comes up to me. I think it was the guy who was like, you seem so confident or whatever.

No way.

Yeah. And I was like, me? I was like, and I, and I was like, oh no, no, no, I think you're just seeing me at like a crazy angle or something. Like, dude, no, I'm not doing that great, but I am headed to the gym. So yeah.

Did you really get that guy?

I, I think, but you can't tell if it's the real guy or if there's 30 guys.

Well, I also do. Yeah, who is the guy? Just whoever's doing that.

And I will say this, he was very nice. He was like a really nice guy and like But I don't know if it was the actual guy. But yeah, that guy came and said something to me, or came and approached me. And, uh, but I was shocked. I didn't realize at first what was going on. I thought it was just somebody saying, hey, you seem really confident. I was like, oh no, you got—

You got the wrong fucking guy, man.

Yeah, dude, it might just be— I mean, my shirt's clean.

Which is a start.

Yeah. So have you seen that girl that interviews ghosts? Oh yeah, there's like, like, that's a crime. Like, I'm just trying to think of all the crazy social—

I forget about it because I live in like basically a retirement area in Florida. I do. Like, I actually used to live in a retirement building. You came to my building.

Yes, I did, dude.

It was 50, 50 plus.

Oh bro, I've told this story countless times to everyone. I've said, this is like, I'll meet somebody immediately. I'm like, hey, my name's Theo. Do you know my friend Caleb lives in a retirement home? Do you know that? And he's underage. And then I have this joke. Like he got grandfathered in.

Nice.

Yeah, dude. And that was, bro, that was unbelievable. I remember I was walking down the hall to your apartment. I was just walking, right? And someone opened the door and was like, quiet it down out there. I had just walked by their door and I was wearing tennis shoes.

They, they love, I mean, they loved me at first because there was like, who's this like young guy's like, um, well, actually that's not even true. At first, I would— at first they like shunned me because I was too young or whatever.

Oh yeah, who's this guy with his T-cells and everything, or his white blood count or whatever?

Yeah, it's Healthmonger.

Yeah, who's this guy with his, uh, his erections and his elastic skin?

That's not elastic. That's not even true though. That's like the horniest place you can go, these old places. But I say all that to say, someone told their grandma or whatever, came and visited and saw me, and they told their grandma and they're like, this guy, I've seen him do an interview before. And so I'm riding the elevator one night and this old lady looks at me and she goes, I'm white.

I said, what?

I said, excuse me? She said, I'm white. I said, I'm sorry, ma'am, can I help you? And she said, oh, I'm sorry. My grandson told me to say that I'm white. And I realized her grandson must have told her about the Kodak Black interview.

Oh yeah.

Where he says, I'm Kodak Black. And when you see me, I'm white.

Yeah.

This lady would just hit me with, I'm white. But then once that got— once the rumor hit the town of that in the building, I had to move out.

Yeah. Well, I remember when I got over there, 'cause we went to swim or whatever, and there was people, there was like those senior aerobics with the weights in the pool.

Yeah.

There was some guys who were like, I thought they were being like quiet or whatever, but they were a couple guys that were asleep over there.

Both? Yeah.

And there was like a lot of like just tanned kind of— yeah, it was a lot of like pigment Hebrews out there. There's a lot of like older Jewish Italian groups.

That's it.

Um, that's it.

Yes.

Yeah.

That's actually a very accurate description.

Yeah, it was good.

That's what people don't understand about you. People who don't know you, I feel like people think you just say stuff. But the amount of times what you're saying is 95 to 98% exactly accurate is astounding.

Really, dude?

Hebrew Italians. That was, that was it.

Yeah. Lightly kind of like, like browned around the edges a little bit.

It's a beautiful description of where I was living.

Thank you, dude. And a lot of jewelry too.

A lot of jewelry.

A lot of jewelry. Like, you know, heavy jewelry for their bodies too.

You know what I noticed? living in that old folks home, huh, was—

And also, let me just say, let's go on record, and you never had any like complaints there, any set— like people didn't think you were a predator or anything? Because it's very— it's— I don't know if it's illegal, but it's odd for somebody who's not retired. This was a retirement building you were in. This was— this is 200 units of 65+.

Yeah, this is just To paint the picture, this is like the town like above Boca Raton, Florida. So this is very much retirement area, and I just somehow got a lease there. I don't even know if it was legal.

Yeah, it seems odd because I saw one dude had Heaven or Bust tattooed on his back. I'm like, oh, and I thought it was a dude, it was a woman. Like, damn, because age kind of takes it all away, you know?

But I noticed from living there that like there's 2 types of old people, okay? There's super happy, the most happy people you've ever met in your life. And then there's the other side, which are like the most grumps you've ever met in your life. And my theory is, I feel like by that time of your life, you've made so many small decisions about how you're going to approach stuff that basically you just get so worn into those decisions that you're like, slowly, every time you make a decision, you're slowly heading one direction. And you've done it so many times by that age. That you've either made grumpy decisions your whole life, you've turned into a total grump, or you've made like kind of like nice person decisions your whole life, you've turned into like the happiest grandma or grandpa of all time. And it's kind of— inspired is a heavy word, but it's kind of made me like think about it. Like, all right, there's— I gotta approach this the right way or else I'm gonna end up a huge grump.

Yeah, yeah, that's, that's interesting, dude, just that you would see that too. And you're kind of right, it's like How do you want to end up? And then what is this little decision you're going to make here or there? Because a lot of it is just about very small decisions along the way.

You don't see a lot of old people, they're just kind of chill and then you never know what mood you're going to catch them in. If you know an old person in your life, you know what mood you're going to catch them in.

Yeah. You don't meet a lot of those middle ground seniors really. No. You don't meet a lot of those guys who's got one foot in the grave and one foot being an asshole or whatever. It's one or the other, dude. Um, Caleb Presley, man, good to see you, bro.

Thanks for— thanks for having me. It's always good to see you, dude.

I like that jacket too. That's— what is that?

It's my Chica Cheetah.

Oh, that's your, uh, it's a tequila. Peanut butter tequila.

Peanut butter tequila. Sounds like ass but tastes good. Yeah, we're working some taglines. Our other one was, uh, yeah, our initial one was, it's not Penis, brother, it's peanut butter.

Dude, that's a good one.

And people seem to like that one. That's gone further than I thought it would go.

It's not penis, brother, it's peanut butter.

There's some concerns about it from— but like, that's the thing is like, we're a small company, we don't really have oversight, so there really hasn't been any concerns. I just know that if we had oversight, they would have concerns about it.

Oh, well, the biggest concern obviously would be—

No oversight.

Nut allergy.

Nut allergy. Oh, well, Allergen-free. 'Cause there's not real peanuts in there. It's not like we're grounding up peanuts and putting them in there.

You mean there's not real peanuts in it?

No, bro. You can literally— if you have a peanut allergy, we've done this before, you can literally see it says on the site, allergen-free, no peanuts. You know, if it says it on the site, it's real.

It's not penis, it's peanut butter. Is that what it is?

It's not penis, brother. It's peanut butter.

The nut allergy I'm worried about is some dude nutting on me or whatever.

There's another one. Live Laugh Nut.

Oh, that's a cool one.

That's another tagline we're working on.

Live, laugh, nut. I like that, dude. Yeah.

And so like, we started as like a— we don't have like a big, um, like a big alcohol company behind us, or like some of these new brands pop up, but they're almost like kind of— I don't know if industry plant's the right word, but like they have a lot of support behind them. Yeah, dude, we started as just a very small— it's like me and like 4 other guys We'd like launched in New Jersey. That was like our launch state. And we've just been kind of matriculating state by state. I think we're in like 33 states now.

Nice.

But that was 3 years ago we did that. And this year we're going to sell our millionth bottle.

Let's go.

Really? Millionth bottle. And dude, we're like nowhere because the people who try it, it sounds like ass, but the people who try it like it. The people who like it love it.

Dude, I've been places and heard people talk about it. when you weren't even there, whenever. So it's definitely gaining like a popularity.

Yeah. So it's been really fun. It's kind of like a little— it's cool to have like a business. Obviously we both are like doing other stuff, but that's like literally a business. It's kind of like a little baby you have out in the world because it like does its— it like does stuff without you. So you like, you do your best to like make sure everything's going well and like you raise it right. But then like, you know, it goes to class, or you like send it to school and like you just hope that people like it and like it doesn't like get in trouble or whatever. Yeah, it's like, like somewhere out in the world someone's drinking a Chica Chita right now and it knows nothing about me or nothing about my business partners.

Like, and it's early too, let's say that.

Yeah, it's like 10:30 in the morning. Our Wisconsin's our biggest state.

Yeah, let's say that, bro. Oh, because peanut butter and cheese, dude, it goes—

it's a Venn diagram.

Yeah, yeah, alcohol.

Peanut butter. That's us.

Oh dude, that's great, bro. Um, that's chica cheetah. How do you say it?

Chica cheetah.

Chica cheetah.

Chica cheetah.

Yeah.

It means cool girl in Spanish.

Does it?

Or someone said it means like cool, cool bitch, but I don't know, like that seems—

Cool bitch?

Yeah, but that doesn't seem—

Cool bitch?

The girl— the person who told me that is the guy who like founded our company.

Okay.

But everyone else I've talked to says it means cool girl. Like, all the Spanish people are like— Mexican people, they say, oh, cool girl. But he keeps on saying it means cool bitch. So I don't know.

He might have been upset at his wife or something. Yeah.

But anyways, yeah, there it is.

Cool girl.

See, even Google Translate.

Oh, there you go.

Cool girl.

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You look healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Do I?

Handsome and good. Is that too much?

I mean, I think it's fine.

Let's do that again.

You're definitely starting to look like kind of one of those missing women from my neighborhood. Dude, sometimes the missing women posters, like, they put up kind of a good-looking drawing. Like, they— I don't know if they had a good artist in our town or something when I was young, but whoever drew the missing people in our town, oh, Baddies.

It's like, I know where they're at. Well, I don't know what— where, but I know why.

Yeah, dude, they can't be that good looking, bro, and still be here. Yeah, it's still—

they didn't get kidnapped, they moved. You saw the moving truck outside their house.

Yeah, dude, some people— dude, it was kind of a thingy from a smaller place, bro, like People that got too good looking, they had to move out of the town. Get fucked, bro.

I know, because then it just leaves you with all your buddies and you look around and be like, ugly. Every single one of us.

You're just like, fuck, dude, they left.

It does improve the vibe of somewhere if someone there is an attractive person.

You think that's it? Dude, that's— you and I aren't the most attractive guys at all, and we don't really like it. So it doesn't have to be your looks.

Well, imagine us right here, and then someone attractive was here as well.

Oh.

We would still having fun, but the vibes would be better.

The vibes would be up. You're right. Like Clavicular, or maybe Alex Earl, maybe. Or who else? Probably Oh, that lady from Friday Night Lights. The, uh—

Which one?

The mom.

Mm-hmm.

And the daughter and the— and the—

High school movie.

Yeah, you're right. Good call.

She probably was 25, the actress though. Let's say that.

But hey, but hey, I'm not letting that fucking be usable in court.

Okay?

The mom. The mom. Dude, we get to go to Morgan's for dinner tonight.

Yeah.

What do you think he's gonna have? You think he's gonna have like— like, you think like the food will be like the— his plates will be like guitar-shaped or anything like that? Or you think— you think it's like a theme energy or whatever?

I don't know. I've never been over there. I've never been over there. What does he— I'm a— I didn't even know he like— you hear about like all these singers living in Nashville, but you don't know if they do for real.

That's a good point, actually.

Could be optics.

Oh, it could be the ops, dude. Uh, Alan Jackson lives in fucking Alabama or somewhere else.

Does he really?

I don't know. I made that up.

That is what I like about Nashville. Like coming back here, obviously I lived here for a while. Coming back yesterday, I was like, God, this place rocks.

I love it. Yeah.

People are great. People are great. You can see everyone's so good. This is gray every day.

Yeah.

So the lighting's perfect for a picture. I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville ever. And people, every time I come, they're like, bro, you just missed it. We just had, it's been so hot out. It's been so sunny. I was like, not today or yesterday, was it?

Dude. Well, but the problem is, and I'll tell you this, Caleb, is the problem is when you get the sun here, here. They packaged it all at once. I don't know if there was a backup on it or whatever, and they delivered it all at once, but we just had a heat dome here. Okay? We were the hottest place on earth, bro. All the sun. Bring it up. Bring up that heat dome. The hottest place on earth. An oppressive heat dome, first of all, and I like a little bit of dome, but this was much. An oppressive heat dome centered Over Tennessee in mid-September 2026 drove temperatures to record-breaking levels, making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter than the air over the Sahara Desert.

That's too much, man.

So that is hot, dude.

Um, how about this? Pull this up. Pull this up. Who gets more rain, Seattle, Washington, or Nashville, Tennessee? Nashville, Tennessee gets more rain than Seattle, Washington. 47 to 50 inches versus 37 to 38 inches.

Wow.

That's the only bad part about Nashville.

Is the rain?

You can't go outside.

Yeah.

No, it doesn't feel like it's raining, but it does feel gray. But the people here are the— like, the people in the airport are the best. Everyone.

The people are— oh, the people here are great, dude. Now, I will say one thing. You're like, man, I love it. I love being here. Look at this awesome picture I took. And it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop.

I thought you would like it. I didn't think it was a picture for me. I was like, you'll love this picture.

Well, it is true. I am— I do—

I—

yes, I'm vaping.

Um, but it's cool, man. And if— so where I live now, I live in Florida, but like, if I have to travel so much for work, like, I'm probably traveling 3 weeks a month.

Yeah.

If I wasn't, I would be here.

It's the best place for traveling, especially because it's central. It's pretty central, dude, right? And it's been— I mean, yeah, I mean, Nashville's been great. The people are the best, dude. It's the best people around.

There's a lot of people here that we know. There's a lot of like our people that are awesome that like—

Well, dude, we get to freaking go to dinner at— we get to freaking go to dinner at Morgan's, dude.

Yeah, that's gonna be great.

What do we even wear?

I don't know. I really hadn't thought about it, but I was probably— you're probably gonna see me in this, dude. I pulled out a shirt out of my bag this morning. I don't know if I want this. I pulled a shirt out of my bag this morning, clean shirt, put it on. I was gonna wear on the podcast. Smelled like shit.

Uh-uh. You think there was shit in your dryer or whatever?

I don't know. I'm— I don't know, man.

Are you using like a shared dryer or whatever? Because I remember I was living in this one apartment complex and somebody like, um, tried to clean baby diapers or whatever, and they just washed a bunch of like baby diapers from Walmart or whatever. They put them in there.

They washed the diapers?

Yeah. And then they put them in the dryer and the shit, dude, they had some type of shit, like, I don't know if it was called baby shit or like youth shit or whatever, in the dryer for Oh, dude. And it was like, it was a shared unit. Like, you know, we all had to use it or whatever. And God, dude, I remember for probably 3 months, just everything smelled like shit.

Yuck.

It was the worst.

Youth shit. It's the worst.

Youth shit? Yeah. It's not— I mean, I'll tell you this, if they had a little charcuterie board of shits, I wouldn't—

That's the blue cheese, brother. Only one bite.

Yeah, one bite. Everybody knows the rules.

That's— you in with that one. Yeah, it's gonna change your palate for the rest of the day.

Yeah, that's a tough one, bro. Um, but yeah, dude, being in that South during football time, dude, did you see, uh—

Wait, can we say something?

Yeah.

Football time. Who's your team this year?

Well, I'll tell you what. Well, like, that's fair. It's a great question. Okay? 'Cause I was down there partying with Louisiana— in Louisiana, right?

You walked a team off the bus.

Yeah, dude, they'll let anybody do it.

I did see a couple people that I don't think are affiliated with the program walk 'em off the bus.

And just say Brooks Nader.

Okay.

You don't have to be judgmental.

Okay.

Livvy Dunn was there. I like— I love— I mean, yes, I have like 4 teams. Okay, my bad. But here's my thoughts on it. These teams, it's not like they're— Like, why do I have to be— why can't I be just a fan of whatever? Like, that's the weird thing about being a fan. They're like, oh, you're switching teams, whatever. It's not like these teams call me during the summer and be like, hey man, just making sure you're still gonna be—

Yeah, right.

What is the team like? I know the team goes and plays, but you're the one that invests your money, your time to go and support teams. Yeah, it's like you can have as many as you want. You're the— you're the You're the choice maker. Teams are like, you don't support us. Like, yeah, I am. I'll be over there. I'm excited. But it's not like— like, I just don't like when people are like a fair-weather fan, you know? Because— or I don't know what I'm trying to say, do I?

Well, I— some people, not me, okay? Some people would say you're a fair-weather fan because you're always a fan of the best team.

The best team, dude?

I'm surprised Vanderbilt was good as well. I've—

dude, I met—

maybe they weren't the best.

I met a semi-illegal immigrant, okay, Diego Pavia, in a hallway on Vanderbilt's campus. We got lost. We went to watch the Alabama game 2 years ago when they upset Alabama. We got— they let anybody in the locker room then. It was like you could come in, you could bring treats to the team. Dude, some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game. Before the game. It said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder. And fucking half the team is in there eating them, dude. They had— so we just— next thing you know, it's like day 1, they upset. Some Black guy squeezed me so hard I fucking had semi-fractures in my ribs, or like microfractures or whatever, and I had to take, um, some Tylenol. But, uh, but anyway, yeah, became a fan of Vanderbilt. I love— I'm from, uh, Louisiana, always went to LA, you know, I went to LSU for 2 years. So I gotta go support Louisiana, right?

I thought we were Vol fans.

And we are. Okay? We are, dude. There it is. And look, I like the Vols, dude. I went to a game last year. They didn't win.

Mm-hmm.

So what the fuck, dude? Now it's on me.

Well, why am I here?

Yeah, yeah. Like—

I do get that. I do get wanting to support a winning team.

Well—

You'll be there as long until they ask you for NIL money. Then you're like, all right, man.

That is true.

Let's not get carried away.

I think Vanderbilt gave me a little jingle last year. I'm like, nah, nah, you got the wrong guy.

That's crazy. Think about writing a check for NIL.

Well, they wanted NIL for 2 white guys. I'm like, 2 more white guys? Uh-uh. At least get one of those Japanese kickers. I'll fucking put in on that, you know? But yeah, they were going for 2 more white receivers. I'm like, I'm not, not putting in on that. No. Look, I'm not a coach, but—

Let's think about this.

Yeah, let's think about this, dude. No, but it is though. And I'll tell you also, I like Ole Miss, man. I like Ole Miss.

Why?

'Cause I just like that quarterback they got over there. Trinidad's like a, you know, he's a kind of undersized in some ways. People would say he's like a 6-foot quarterback, you know? Now they got these behemoths out there that are just, have all the natural abilities. And he's just got so much heart, uh, and he's great. They had Diego Pounds over there last year, dude. Entertaining guy. And I like just the lore. It's just exciting. I just love the SEC, man.

Yeah, same, same. Okay, I mean, I, I'm a Tennessee Volunteer fan, but I like— I'll say this, I like John Sumrall. I like— but I like Hypel too. Hypel's got the special sauce.

Well, we put it on him.

Look at this guy. I got it too.

Oh, this thing you mean?

Yeah, it's a special sauce.

What is that? Pull your mic down a little so we can see it. What is that?

I don't know. It's the Hypel chin strap. My dad had it too. My birth dad had it.

Did he?

I'm destined for it. But it's like you hold extra thoughts down there or whatever. They say like 30% of your brain's in your stomach.

Oh, wow.

So think about your brain really can be anywhere.

So what if you get an upset stomach or if you have diarrhea or whatever?

But think about that. You have upset stomach because what? Sometimes you get upset stomach because you have bad thoughts.

Ah.

It's because your brain's in your stomach. See if that's true, by the way.

Yeah, actually.

I think that is true though. It's like—

Look it up because we don't know. Caleb Presley, good to see you today. Also, I forgot to do the intro.

Great to see you, man.

I always forget to do it. Can we just look it up?

Oh, okay. Look up what percent of your brain's in your stomach. Okay. I mean, is this true?

Let me read it. So, because we don't know.

Zero.

Don't read the first part. What'd you say?

Don't read the first part.

Well, just let me handle it. 0% of your actual brain is in your stomach, but your gut contains a separate network of about 100 to 600 million neurons known as the enteric nervous system.

I've been telling people that fact for years. The fact's not even true.

Well, who cares, dude? It's America. You know what I'm saying? Nothing here's true. Nothing is. None of it makes any sense, dude. Did you see— hold on, to bring it full circle here, or semicircle. Okay.

I like that.

Did you see Tommy Tuberville, what he said the other day?

What'd he say?

Tommy Tuberville is the former coach of Auburn.

Yep.

Uh, Ole Miss.

Was he at Ole Miss too?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is it. Listen to this.

Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up.

Yes, you can. Somebody obviously made this up. Tommy Tuberville, who is a senator, okay, in— where is it, Alabama?

Alabama.

In Alabama. He's a senator in Alabama. Somebody obviously made this up. He's saying that— wait, play it one more time, dude.

What? Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

Lord help us.

That's my favorite part.

Well, keep playing.

Terrifying. When you think about this, when you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up.

Who gives a shit, Tommy? What? Why are you wasting your time on this? Why are we wasting— because they're obviously doing research, I'm guessing taxpayer dollars. I don't give a No. If the guy's a furry. Now I will say this, like, if he gets on the like speaker or whatever and he's like, this is your captain, oink oink, this is your captain. If you look out the window to the left, you'll see a sanctuary where I was rescued from. Oh, where's my— hey, if he's like, oh, oh, oh, we'll be landing in 20 minutes, uh, shout out dander gang. That's fucking crazy, dude. This is a real thing. Caleb, what do you think about this?

Dude, I, I agree with you, man.

Finally, my boy. Finally.

Let me put a hard stance down.

But is there evidence? Yeah, yeah. Where does that come from? Um, is there any evidence that airline workers are furries? Thank you. Tuberville did not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots flight attendants or air traffic controllers.

And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of times smelted Delta with these things. Smelted Delta. Like, if you're starting to make up things, there's 4 fingers pointing back at you and you point your finger.

Hey man, that's what I'm saying, bro. The aardvark doesn't fall far from the JetBlue, you feel me? Okay. That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I just couldn't get it to work. Tuberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings, including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, the 2023 Covenant High School shooting in Nashville, and the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. He argued that the perpetrators' gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence. He prevented— he presented no further proof or evidence. Huh. Is that true? What's this? What site is this? Yahoo News?

Yeah.

Hmm. It's hard to tell if they're just taking— just trying to take him down. Touberville makes unfounded claims that airplanes— air— I can't— who says airplane? Goddamn it. What is fucking wrong with me? How did God let me go this far in the world and not have a basic understanding of anything? Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staff are furries. Just who— but first of all, every media outlet has made unfounded claims about absolutely fucking everything. You have Yahoo News, which has made probably a ton of unfounded claims, making a saying— making a claim that somebody else is making an unfounded claim. That's where we are.

It is true too. Like, he's— how many airports are in Alabama?

True. 3.

Are there? If you want to go to Tuscaloosa, you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa. You got to fly to what, Birmingham?

Yep, you got Birmingham, you got Huntsville, and they have a new one down by the coast.

Do they? They have 2 airports in Alabama.

You're right.

Of course there's gonna be some furries there. It's the whole state, bro.

And first of all, if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms, it's just—

They're going to the game, man. Yeah, bro, they're going to the fucking game. Game.

It's fucking Crimson Tide fans, you gooner. That's all it is, Tommy.

You can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude.

Yeah, yeah, you can, bro. Or yeah, if some guy's dressed up like— if some guy's eating Tiger, yeah, if some guy's eating Tiger, he's dressed up like a war eagle. If his wife is feeding him birdseed or whatever, it's just a fucking war eagle fan.

If you do think about that, is like the education of an Alabama kid is like how— like, it's, it's elephants, it's war eagles, it's, it's tigers.

That's it. Those are the only animals that exist. And that's the SEC, man. That's SEC football, dude.

I love the SEC.

Oh God.

Dude, it's so good to have football. Like, some people say that, and I think some people mean it, but I mean it. Like, it's life-changing for me when the football's back.

Yeah.

Everything just makes more, like, sense in the world.

Yeah.

I don't even watch all the games. Like, I just like knowing that they're happening. I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff, but like, I just like knowing that it's there. it's, it's going on, so things are, are moving in the right direction. I'll dial in for like 2 games a weekend.

Really?

I want to know that all of them are happening. I don't even like a lightning delay.

Wow, you just want to know, huh? Yeah, there is something nice. I think it gives everybody something. Well, I do think, I do think college football is still rewarding to people. Some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes.

NFL's kind of like that to me.

The gambling thing?

Well, no, it's not the gambling, it's, it's It doesn't feel like— It doesn't feel the same.

Yeah.

I'm curious. This is what my question is for college football with all the NIL stuff. When are we gonna see the first player come out and have like a good first 2 games? And then you know how like a couple years ago they started sitting out of the bowl game because they wanna protect their NFL career? When are we gonna see the first player pop off for like, I hate to say it, but like Mississippi State, the quarterback from Mississippi State, when are you gonna see him sit out the rest of the season not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value, but to protect his transfer NIL value to go to Alabama?

Hmm.

That's, that's coming.

You think so?

Why would— it's the same thought process. Yo, I just showed what I'm worth. Now I have to protect my body. That way I can go get the money I'm worth.

I think you'd have to do a series of games. 2 games won't get it. 2 games, you're just gonna be— gooning around over there at Transmission State Central or whatever, you know what I'm saying? You know, HBSC or whatever. But you got— yeah, yeah. I mean, it's gonna— well, it's gonna continue to get weird because it's all just a business now. Yeah, but I agree. I mean, I—

yeah, but the fans make— it's the fans. Like, it's not the players, it's the fans. College has the fans. This is how you know sports is about the fans. Have you ever seen how sick those, those soccer games look in like Europe or wherever those are happening, like the crazy crowds and they look so sick?

Yeah.

That's soccer, and that's how sick it looks. That shows you it's about the fans.

Hmm.

Bro, soccer's the worst. I know you're a big soccer fan. I didn't mean to offend you.

I'm not a big soccer fan. I went to some games and I enjoyed it.

It was the worst. This World Cup was the worst.

Yeah, I wonder why it was.

I like the fact that people were excited about it and it gave us something to do, but like The actual game of soccer, it's the worst.

It's not, it's not probably the best game. I just, I mean, yeah, I mean, I love and I respect it because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands. They won't even let somebody use their hands for even 1 minute. Yeah. And that to me is unbelievable. Like, they should have a hands minute. Like, when that hands horn goes off, Yeah. And it's just hand— handemonium. This hand is your hand. Like, that breaks out in the crowd. People are just giving each other hand jobs and shit. It's like, whoa. They're like, whatever, dude, we got 50 seconds left. So I think that that kind of thing would be fascinating. But here's why. Here's why. I'll tell you why they did that, why they did expand. Because one of the things that made the games more boring, um, or I think appear more boring, was that they expanded the number of teams that were in the FIFA tournament, right? Right. In the World Cup. The reason I think they did that was because they're trying to grow more of an audience. So they wanted you to be able to have games in these different cities.

Yeah. Or different places where normally you wouldn't have it in, in a wider scope of places so people could physically go see it. Also, I think it gives them more chance to build stars because then you're seeing more highlights of stars. People run kind of their brains on highlights these days.

Right.

So I think those are, that's some of the reasoning behind it. Now with that said, um, yeah, you had a lot of games that were kind of boring. You had very few upsets really when it comes down to it. It was kind of the teams you expected to be in it at the end.

I like the— I like the experience of having the World Cup here. I thought the fans and everything was great. And I'm not saying anything bad about the players even, but like the game itself to me, the way it's structured is, is super— it's almost like non-competitive at heart or something. There's something that's missing from it to me. And maybe I don't have the understanding of the game, which I definitely don't, but It seems like every— it's like everything that is exciting is an offsides. Or even the thing at the end is like there's adding extra time. I know everyone talks about that and it's like a dead point, but like, what do you mean that? It's just the end of the game. Like, what if it was a football game and they just added like, yo, you gotta play for 3 and a half more minutes? Like, who— what— where are you getting that information from?

It's like, that is crazy.

It's just crazy. It's like— and then going down and get injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt. They have to do it cuz it's part of the game. Like if they don't do that, they won't get the call or whatever. So I'm not mad at them for doing it, but like, that is the game.

Yeah.

How hurt can you act?

Yeah.

It's crazy.

How hurt can you act, dude? I will say this, the Emmys should have just given all the awards to different soccer players and different soccer teams, bro.

And it like, dude, that if that's how you have to win, that's how you have to win. I'm not mad at them for doing it on the field, but like, that is what that game is to me. And I just don't like it. Yeah, I was happy when it was over.

Were you?

Yeah.

Oh dude, well, okay, sorry. The World Cup, you have people in villages who can't even fucking— they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with them, probably. Okay, and every 4 years they get a little bit of joy. Somebody travels into their village and sets a TV down for 2 months so they can watch the World Cup.

That's crazy. They take the TV away after it's over. It's crazy.

It is crazy, but it's how the government works, dude. We have to sell the TV so we can buy more missiles so we can send 'em to bomb children. So that's how it all works. We have to melt the TV down to use it to create another child bombing missile. But yeah, those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it. I will tell you a story that— so I went to the World Cup final, dude, right?

Uh-huh.

And it was in New York City or in somewhere around New York or whatever. So we— it was all— it was, it was, it was fun, dude. But the, the best part was, so they had like a box we're in, and, um, I know this sounds kind of elitist probably, but, uh, not the best food. They did not have the best food.

Really?

Yeah.

It was not Raising Cane's, to be clear.

It was not Raising Cane's. It was some other— it was just Raising Bad Food.

Yeah.

Okay, that was the company, some other company. Um, but anyway, the story's so fucking long and I haven't said anything. So anyway, fuck, dude, I can't live inside of myself anymore. Something's wrong. But, um, but anyway, so, uh, I was talking with Gronkowski and I never really talked to him before.

He's the best.

He's the dude, the best. And this drunk guy from Australia is just bouncing around in the room like, oh, he's like, I've been in America for 50 hours and I've had almost 90 drinks. You know that guy? Yeah. So I told Rob, I was like, who's that guy? I was like, oh, that's the head of William Morris. That's the head of WME. And Rob's like, oh really? I was like, yeah, dude. I said, dude, you should get over there and talk to him. Just make sure, you know what I'm saying? I know you're doing sportscasting now. Just, you know what I'm saying? Stay in the graces of one of the biggest agencies. He's like, all right, bet, man. Good looking out or whatever, you know? And, uh, and, and then he whispered to me also, he's like, and he goes, Amendola used to wear women's clothing. And I was like, that has nothing to do with this, Rob. This is— I'm talking about this drunk guy in the suite.

Well, you should know.

Yeah. And I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not. Okay. But anyway, so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk Australian guy, dude. And I just made up that the guy was the head of this huge agency. The guy is not. He's just an Australian guy who was white-skinned when he got here and has turned dark red from how many drinks he's had. Okay. Like he was talking to me, a couple olives fell out of his mouth. Anyway, so then I go sit by Rob's. I think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife. I'm not really sure. And I think it's the same person.

Camille. Camille. Yeah.

I was— I'm sitting talking with her and, um, and, uh, she goes, yeah, Rob's over there, he's been talking the ear off of that William Morris owner or whatever. And I was like, that's not the owner of William Morris, that's just some drunk Australian guy that's just been hanging out around here for the past 48 hours. She's like, it is? I'm like, yeah. She goes in, literally grabs Rob and fucking rips him away from this drunk guy. He's been talking to the guy for an hour, okay? Rob comes and sits back by us and she's like, what the What the fuck are you doing, Rob? We're supposed to be here enjoying our time together or whatever. And Rob goes, somebody told me that that was the head of William Morris or whatever. It was me. And I'm sitting right next to him. He didn't realize. Anyway, I think it's a bad story, but I can't tell.

I liked it.

Okay.

Honestly.

Thanks, dude.

I love— I mean, I don't know him very well, but I had him on Sunday Conversation. He's probably like the— oh, I mean, there's the purest— I don't even know what you would— how would you describe him?

I would describe him as a— you know those fun things outside of car dealerships that they put air in?

Yeah.

If one of those just came to life and just traveled the world, just tickling people. I shook his hand and I was like, oh, I'm gay, or whatever. Because my hand didn't even hand a chance. It felt like an animal, like, going to, like, sleep for the winter or something.

Yeah, we had him on a Sunday Conversation. He, he showed up and we're like, man, nice, thanks for doing this, nice to meet you. He's like, yeah, man, I'm super sick, but I just— we didn't want to miss this. He's like, bro, yeah, I'm super sick. I've been— I haven't been able to get out of my bed all week, but I didn't want to miss this. Yeah, I was like, he's like, wow, kind of glad he showed up still, but you're like, God.

Yeah. But dude, and then he's like, but Evan Nola's sick of all these activities. Like, okay, just— we're just— we're not gonna write that down. But dude, those furries, can you even believe that shit?

Dude, well, first of all, speaking of football—

Play it. Hold on, play it one more time.

It is a good laugh.

Yeah, I mean, it's— Bro, this is a senator from Alabama.

Listen to this, that many airline pilots Flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. Who gives a shit? You can't make this up.

Maybe it's just somebody that had a long Halloween. What is— what are we talking about?

I think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world. Like, things are good enough that we're talking about this. That's good. Like, we're, we're in a good spot. Maybe like the furries don't want the heat right now or whatever, but like everyone's got to take the heat at some point. But as long as we're talking about bullshit, things are fine.

That's a good point. Yeah, maybe the furries don't want all that smoke, dude. Oh, there we go right there. There's your fucking pilot right there. Crazy like a fox, whatever that commercial is. Did you see that cow that they airlifted? Um, look it up. I think it's in—

That's the same thing.

It was? Oh, well, this was— I wonder if maybe this, maybe this flight, maybe the pilot saw this. Did you see this? Yeah, this is it. Cow airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain. So while our country— and this is in France, I'm pretty sure— while our country is busy having senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time is a problem. This is what they're doing in France. Look at this motherfucker. Bro, the pilot's like, if you raise your left window, you'll see them flying in my side piece. Bro, that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride according to Tommy Tuberville, dude. That's all that is, bro. But if you get a chance at home, this is a helicopter flying an individual cow. This cow named Vahin got stuck in the mud and was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own. And so they sent a helicopter to go get it. The mountain is not accessible by car, so officials airlifted the cow. She arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered.

What do you think she said? When she got back. Um, like, imagine being a cow. Imagine that first.

Okay.

Now imagine getting separated momentarily from your buddies, and then all of a sudden you take a helicopter ride, and then you get dropped off back with your buddies. How do you even explain that?

That's like an alien— to them, that's alien abduction. Abduction. They're like, what do you mean? And they're like, I don't know, something picked me up. And vajín means woman too, uh, in English. Wow. So anyway, um, yeah, but yeah, let's talk about football, dude. Let's talk about it. BYU quarterback.

I was just gonna— I would just— it kind of reminded me of that story. I don't really have any thoughts on it, but, um, There's a thing this morning. It's like BYU's quarterback, he eats dinner with his family naked.

Really?

His whole family eats nude.

Huh. And are they from—

Yep.

Really?

Utah.

Yeah. Yeah. Bring that up. BYU quarterback Bear Bachmeier has naked family secret revealed. During bizarre broadcast moment.

That was so cool. I can tell Mom looks like she's taking notes there. We should ask Bear about that next, next time we get a BYU game. But he told us that at the dinners, you know, sometimes they just, they just take their clothes off and they walk around naked.

Have you made it to your dinners, Connor, with the family?

Do I have to answer that? You don't have to answer that because I don't think anybody listening right now Really kind of does that. America, it's up to your imagination.

Well, dude, the guy— the kid's name's Bear, first of all, so that's a fucking giveaway. God, dude, that's a— like, what is going on?

Dude.

Is shit getting weirder? I don't know.

I think these are good signs.

I'm not saying they're not, but they just said that this kid allegedly eats naked family dinners. Like, it's fine. I don't care. It just seems like maybe we've just entered back to— maybe it's back to the '60s or whatever, man.

Was that good?

The '60s?

Yeah.

I don't know. I think Vietnam happened.

Hmm.

Bad. Yeah. Depends on who you're supporting, but yeah. Damn.

That's—

I don't know. I—

first of all, if it's really a secret, they said it's a secret, don't tell it to the broadcast unit.

That's a good point.

Because that guy seemed like— that's not who you want to trust with your secrets.

Facts.

Like, don't tell Will Compton your secrets.

Yeah, dude.

That's coming out on the— that's coming out on the broadcast.

Busting with the blabbermouth. I'll tell you that, dude. He has, uh, secret autism, that guy, dude. I love him. He cannot keep a secret.

Um, do we need to talk about— sorry to interrupt you.

Now let's talk about what?

We haven't spoke about this yet, but what did you think about our DJ performance?

Oh yeah.

We haven't spoke about that, dude.

We didn't speak about that, and some people I don't think even know about it.

Yeah, because we purposely didn't— I think we purposely didn't talk about it too much because it could give off the wrong impression that we're trying to become DJs.

Yeah.

Which I don't think is true.

Which may, may or may not be true. I had so much fun. I mean, we did Stagecoach at Stagecoach. Diplo let us do a DJ set at his honky-tonk, right? Yeah. And I didn't know what it would be like. I'd never been before. So we're there and, uh, first— but well, first we have to make a DJ set, right?

Right.

And they say it's easy and it— you can—

it— Diplo said he could teach us in one day, right?

And he never showed up to do that. No.

First of all, there's no way we could have learned that in one day.

No, we could not have at all. But you had a friend that helped us.

Yes, Rob from Lost Kings, which is a DJ group. Rob and Nick, they're great.

So Rob from Lost Kings spent a ton of time helping us, dude, and he actually helped us put a set together.

Well, so the theme of Stagecoach is like country, obviously. And so Diplo has his Honky Tonk, which is, um, that was called, right?

Yeah, it's like EDM.

So it's like all EDM in there. And so you're playing like dance music, but you kind of want to theme it country. Obviously neither one of us know how to DJ, but we're huge fans of country music, and I think dance music too. Oh, I'm a huge fan of dance music too. I don't know if you are.

I like it, but it's like, I, like, I listen to Jack Johnson, you know?

Yeah.

But, um, yeah, so yeah, some of it.

But anyways, but like, um, just tell me. Jack Johnson has nothing to do with dance music.

Oh no, just tell me whatever else you're gonna tell me. I don't care about that.

Oh, um, well, I was just gonna say, I was just gonna— I was curious what you thought about it because we literally never talked about it again.

That's true, dude. We didn't. Like, it was crazy. So, well, I didn't think it was gonna be that big of a thing, right?

It was huge. Like, we— bro, there was— I don't know the number of people, but it was packed.

There was 9,000 people in there.

And it was a small room.

It was pretty small. And there was like 5,000 people outside, like, waiting to get in. Now, I will say this, there was a lightning storm that happened, so I think that could have been why a lot of people were in there. They had to be in there. But dude, It was so— Diplo's like, I'll get you guys started right in the beginning.

I don't like that video.

I'll get you guys started right in the beginning.

Dude, take this video. What video?

You kept doing that forever though. What else am I supposed to do, huh? Anything other than that. Okay.

I hate that video, bro.

You jump.

I was so tired.

Crazy, bro. We have no idea what we're doing, bro. So look, But let me tell you exactly what happened. So Diplo says—

Who's the man, by the way.

Yeah, oh dude.

He helped us a lot.

He did, he did help us a lot. And, um, and sorry I said you didn't help us at all a minute ago.

Well, he also didn't help us all beforehand.

Yeah, yeah.

But on site, he was the man. He was our ace.

He was our ace, dude. Because here's the thing, we show up and we're like, okay, this is gonna be chill. And they walk us on the stage and you hear like they've started some background music or something. And I had no clue how big it was gonna be or what. And there's 9,000 1,000 people in a, like, in a huge warehouse, and they are ready to fucking lose their minds and take some, uh, and, and, and do some twosie and fucking eat each other's nipples off, right? Like, they are ready to fucking throw their own asshole across the crowd, right? Like, people are excited.

Yes.

And right as we walk out, I'm like, oh fuck, we got to go back, right? That's the first thing I told you.

Back, like, turn around?

Back outside where there was a lightning storm going on. But dude, we got up there and Diplo comes up and he's like, all right, man, I'm gonna get you guys started and then I'm gonna beat it. You guys take it from there. And we both literally grabbed his arm and we're like, you cannot go anywhere. You cannot go anywhere.

No, because I don't know how— let's just be honest about this. Yeah, we made our set, but we made it beforehand because we don't know how to DJ. Yeah, and that was one of the biggest drawbacks of DJing at the event is we didn't know how to do it.

Yeah.

But we should say we didn't ask to do it. They asked us to do it.

Yeah.

So we said yes, but we didn't go out of our way to say, hey, we want to DJ even though we don't know how to.

Just blame somebody. Who are you going to blame? Okay.

I'm trying to figure it out. Well, what I'm saying is we created our set prior.

Yes.

So really when we were up there, we didn't have a lot to do.

Okay. That's right. The set is created prior.

So we had it played, but then we didn't really have much to do for the rest of the time.

And if you wanted to make— and if you wanted to try and do something different while you're up there, we had no clue how to do it. Like we had no clue how to operate anything or how to like switch from one thing to the next. They had one smoke button.

Then the fire.

Yeah.

Anyway, Diplo's up there with us. We like obviously wouldn't let him leave just in case something went wrong.

Something went wrong. Something went wrong the second he fucking tried to leave, dude. We could— I could not have handled being up there just you and me. Now one thing that did, that did happen was outside of the actual DJ booth, there's a huge stage right in front of us. So one thing I realized was like, dude, we got to get this group hyped. So We would just keep running out onto the stage and doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do, bro. And then run back up into the booth, bro.

Because you feel so, um, exposed out there.

Yeah.

And Sydney Sweeney came out in the middle of our thing. Do you remember that?

Yeah, she came out and threw a bra, like some, like, pant, like some, like, it was like an advertising thing.

It was just— I was surprised.

Yeah, danced around. It was fun, dude. Oh, here's a video right here. Just play this from the beginning. How long have you wanted to be a DJ?

I have never wanted to be one.

This is scary, dude.

I feel like there is some potential there. Real good-looking guys, and like, they're comfortable in their own skin, so I felt like I could, I could give them a little sauce.

And these help my neck, actually.

I have an L5-S1 issue. They got big podcasts. Our goal tonight is to make sure the people that are there have fun.

And what else? Tell them.

And play Morgan Wallen.

That was the best part, dude. They literally, they would play like 30 other songs that I've never fucking heard of, and I would just be like, play fucking Morgan Wallen. You idiot.

It was, it was fun.

It was so much fun.

I regret though the videos I saw coming out of it. I would do it differently.

Oh my God, bro, we have to make a mashup of the horrible jumping up and down videos, dude. You have to practice jumping.

I was beat tired after we finished. It was the most exercise I've done in 10 years, probably my whole life.

Well, dude, one of the crazy parts is, uh, They, they said, all right, bro, go crowd surf, right? And so I get out there, dude, and it's like all these like millennials. So they're like, one kid's like, I can't, I'm not doing good, I, I can't even breathe or whatever. And some kid's like, uh, it was on the phone with his mom, dude, while I'm crowd surfing. He's like, I don't know what's happening or whatever. The guy's like, I, I don't know if I have enough calories to do this or whatever. I'm like, fucking chill, bro.

That wasn't your best performance of the weekend.

What?

If I— can I gas you up real quick?

Yeah.

I thought when you— the day before we went, because we went to Stagecoach before this, but the day before Ella Langley had you come out on stage.

Oh yeah.

And do a full, like, scripted everything.

Yeah.

And dude, it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on.

Really?

You crushed it.

Thanks, dude. Yeah, dude, it was exciting. Well, I was nervous, but also I practiced almost 176 times before, but we only practiced once actually on stage. So I didn't know where I was supposed to start or stop or whatever.

It was good.

Thanks, man. It was fun.

It was a moment in time. You did really good. There was a lot of pressure because I can't remember what you had to say, but you had to do a whole scripted part.

Yes.

You didn't have any— you weren't reading it. It was a pressure situation. Yeah, you look calm.

It was cool that she had me because it was such something that was totally out of my universe, right? I was like, what am I even doing out here? Um, but we had my buddy Zita hold these, uh, these cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage, just down offstage. We wrote them all on there and of my lines for the song, like, you look like you love me like the, uh—

Yeah, I wouldn't even say that. What you were doing was a part of one of her songs.

Yeah.

You know, it was like a male part in one of her songs.

Yeah, it was a male part. It was Raleigh Green's part. Yeah, there in their song. But, uh, anyway, Zeta had the cards and I did— well, I got out there and I was cruising, didn't need the cards. And my buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards and starts shaking the card up at me from the edge of stage. He's like, look at the cards! And I'm like, I don't need the cards, I'm doing fine, dude. I'm like, fucking chill. And he's like, dude, bro, you're not looking at the cards. I'm like, I fucking— the cards are only if I'm not doing good. Fuck, bro. And he was just like, ah, and he dropped one. He didn't want to though, but I already ripped like read past that one or whatever. It's just fucking like, what an asshole.

He's a good dude though. He's a good dude. It's a pleasure to have him. I got— I have him at my wedding. He's a nice guy.

Oh yeah, that's true. Can we talk about your wedding or not?

Yeah, I mean, I got— I got— I mean, I don't probably go too far deep into all— but he's, uh, it was great to have him. He's a good guy. He wasn't dressed appropriately, but he was a good guy.

Well, he just like— he's like, you think they'll care if I dress how I want to dress?

Yeah, well, black tie optional. He took advantage of it, dude.

He didn't even have like a long shirt. It was just kind of like a, like a tight black tee on. It was like a wifebeater sweater. Yeah, it's like a wifebeater made a sweater. That's what he was wearing, dude. It was fucking trash, bro. But dude, that was so much fun, bro. We went out to that island. But dude, yeah, it was magical, man. That was pretty magical. But the craziest part about the, about the DJing was just like how long we had to go, dude, because we get out there, we were like making up dances and fucking whatever we want.

We're like tickling each other.

At one point it was like you'd run by and tag me and then I'd chase you to the other side. It was like we were doing all this Tom and Jerry shit. We were doing anything to kill time.

And it just kept ticking. But it was so fun. I feel like people liked it. I feel like people liked our set.

You think? I never heard anything about it from anyone.

Well.

But that doesn't mean anything.

That's so true. I didn't hear any good feedback about it. I really didn't. I'm not even joking. I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it. But it felt good. It was one of those things like, man, this feels electric.

Oh, it felt good, man. Yeah.

Would you ever do it again?

Would I ever do it again? Yeah, it was fun, dude.

It was fun.

I mean, it was definitely fun because it was so scary. It was like, who would go do something this big on this of a stage the first time they've ever done it?

It was probably— it's probably like one of the biggest, like, you almost kind of feel bad for like taking the opportunity from like a DJ who like worked hard to be there. But, um, it was a good opportunity. It was a good look. Shout out to Diplop. It was really fun. But like, we, we, we came up with our— did you like— I thought I liked our music. No, we could do— I have the set. We could put it— I don't know if you can't put it in the podcast, but—

I wonder if we could put it out just on— is there a video of us on— is there any of that?

I don't think there's a video of the whole thing. I have it on like a There's a file, but what would be funny to put in the podcast is the drops when it's like, this ad is sponsored by BetterHelp. It comes in, we put a fast ad read in there.

Or what would you say to someone who says—

Yeah, yeah, it was cool. I would do it again too.

I would do it again and try to design it even better.

What's our name again?

I think our name was Donkey Honkies or whatever.

White Oh, the tonk— the honky-tonkies.

Tonkin honkies.

The Tonkin honkies shall ride again.

Yeah. If you look out of your window here on the left, you'll just see my ex-girlfriend. Yeah. Um, dude, did you see that RFK Jr.— see if you can find this— it's RFK Jr. and Trump agreeing that there may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism. See if you can look that up.

Really?

Yeah.

Now that's something I feel like we're wasting a lot of time on. Speaking of wasting a lot of time, here you go.

Oh, RFK Jr., children who are circumcised, there may be furries in the cockpit. Okay, dude, I'll tell you this, and no shade, Tommy Tuberville, man, but it's a crazy thing to just happen upon. RFK Jr., children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.

Trump, I've studied this a long time.

And then Trump says, I've studied this a long time. And this is from, uh, Reddit, which makes it even more reliable. Let's play this really quick. Yeah, there's also just—

there's many, many other confirmation studies.

There's 2 studies There are studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.

It's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. You know, none of this is positive, but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to.

But, you know, there's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time ago. First of all, and yes, the term early circumcision.

When's the right time?

How early, dude? I just got here. I mean, that's wild, dude. But also, I could see this being a thing like— well, first of all, I want to look into, uh, I don't think he's saying that circumcision causes it. He's saying that Tylenol causes it, right?

But you shouldn't be doing anything that you need to take a Tylenol for, including circumcision.

Right. I don't think out of the gate, maybe. Yeah. Why cut it off right then? That's kind of crazy. Like—

Do they do it right away?

When do they clip? When do they give them the, um—

Dude, I've heard crazy stats about this.

Newborn babies are most often circumcised 1 to 2 days after birth, typically before leaving the hospital. That feels right. Why?

Well, I, I've heard that it's, uh, it's not— you shouldn't do it. I've heard that straight up.

Have you really?

I heard that takes away like 30% of your pleasure. Although, who needs 30% more pleasure?

Dude, I can barely handle the pleasure I got.

That's what I'm about to say.

And I've been handling it. Yeah. Um, but here's what I'm saying is, dude, the fact that right when you're born they just cut off part of your wiener is fucking crazy.

That's like—

yeah. Think about that. What?

Why do they do it?

Let's start there. But unless you—

Bro, I mean, people can't see the screen. It was— your recent search was, why are newborn babies ugly? That was your recent search. Yes, it was.

Well, you did. But what I'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because it is a deeply rooted cultural, religious, or personal choice, and performing it during the newborn stage is simpler and heals faster than doing it later in life.

Huh.

What is a cultural religious and cultural traditions? Many families follow specific faith traditions, such as in Judaism or Islam, where the ritual is performed during infancy. Is there a medical benefit to doing it? They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later on if you don't if you've got too much skin down there. Yes, there are medical benefits. Major health organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who could be compromised, we don't know, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. who could be compromised. State that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks. The lower risk of UTIs in infancy— dude, you're not gonna get those till you're in college anyway. What are you even fucking talking about? Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life. An uncircumcised baby boy has about a 1 in 100 chance of getting a UTI, while circumcised has about a 1 in 1,000 chance.

It just seems to me like they're saying, if you have more penis, you could have more problems. More penis, more problems.

Yeah, bro.

Let's get rid of some. So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue.

Right. They're saying more penis, more problems. You're right, dude. I think you're right. But it's also, dude, what if it's the elite, right? There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite are just a cabal of pedophiles, right? And so what I wanna say to you is this. What if they have it chopped off? 'Cause that's their little snack. That's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever. I wouldn't approve of that.

I would think that's bad.

Yeah, freaking no shit. Of course it's bad, dude. But I'm just saying, that's what it could be, you know?

I don't know. You hear about all these elites, but where are they, man? I've never seen them.

Yeah, of course not, dude. Look at you and me. You think we ever seen them?

I got no chance even meeting one.

What do you mean? You're friends with Will Compton.

Yeah, he's a 6 degrees of Will Compton.

I'll just say this, most of the degrees go through a Steak 'n Shake. I'll say that.

The only degrees of Will Compton.

No, no significant— yeah, we're just joking. No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol, uh, causes autism in children. Was there any studies done about it?

Autism's getting a lot of attention.

Well, autism didn't really come on the scene until, uh, 2000, it seems like. Let me see. Oh, recently it has been shown that more than half of ASD cases, which is autism spectrum disorder cases, are attributed to environmental factors. A subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development followed by a regression in development. Since children with regression in development did not initially manifest ASD features, they may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures. So I guess they're saying that in the beginning it didn't seem like they would— that they had autism, and then that autism developed. Um, let me see. In our own data, regression was featured in 38% of cases, and we were able to show an increased likelihood for ASD from acetaminophen use, which was higher in children with regression. Prenatal and perinatal use of acetaminophen, also known as paracetamol, was linked to ASD in an ecological study. Uh, and that's just one study. This is by who? Whose study is this? National Library of Medicine. That's where it's published. And it's, uh, Stephen T. Schultz. Acetaminophen use for fever in children associated with autism spectrum disorder.

Well, first of all, I'll say this, something's causing it because they didn't used to have it.

Autism?

Yeah. We didn't have it.

Or we didn't have it, or people didn't know what it was.

I don't know. You knew. I mean, but if I—

I always kind of thought of autism like, um, like I had someone who was autistic growing up in my elementary school. I thought it was more of like a— which I don't think is correct, but at the time I thought it was more of a social, um, a harder time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing, existing in the present, picking up social cues. Like if you look at— if I'm looking at you right now, it was— it's like too much is happening in my brain of like your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continue the conversation. That's kind of how I always thought of it. I didn't really— but I don't know shit about this, man. I shouldn't be reading these studies.

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's just so crazy that they said that. Bring it up though. What— is there anything against that? There's got to be information against that. There have been studies reporting an association between acetaminophen exposure and later autism diagnosis. Most often studying use during pregnancy, not Tylenol given to children after birth. For example, a small 2016 observational study reported an association between acetaminophen use for fever in toddlers and autism, but its design cannot show that the medicine caused autism. Illness severity, genetics, and other factors may explain an observed link.

But isn't this kind of just saying like we're realizing that when before cut their foreskin like we would try to give him some Tylenol, ease the pain. That might not have been the right way to ease the pain.

Yeah.

Or maybe just cut it off with— let them, let them face the facts. Life's tough.

Like, grow up, dude. Yeah.

This is what you just signed up for. Welcome to the world.

Yeah, welcome to the world. And out of the gate, they taking 10% of your wiener, dude.

Yeah. Okay, you're not gonna like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with later in life, brother.

Oh dude. Yeah, yeah. But I just wonder also, I do wonder if it's the elite, like Send me a basket of baby wiener. Would you eat it? You think if you were like—

I already said my opinion, man. I'm out.

It's like The Voice, but for like people that would eat baby wiener or whatever.

They hit the button, they turn around.

It's just like, fuck. Mm.

This is The Voice.

It's like a pedophile version. It's like guy turns around like, oh shit, it's baby wiener. Turns back around.

Seen this before.

Yeah. Hey, call me when they're 11.

There's a Masked Singer.

Yeah, yeah.

He takes that thing off. Fucking baby wiener again.

Oh shit, it's baby wiener. And dude, baby wiener is often a nickname for somebody in the South, I think, that is mentally handicapped, or whatever it used to be. Oh, that's old baby wiener.

I'm glad things have changed. See, people want to pick the bad sides of what's going on, but like, there is progress.

You're right, man. There's a lot of progress out there, dude. I didn't think about that.

What is it?

Dude, let's talk about— oh, you, you guys are going— I saw Glennie posted something that he's going to, uh, Europe. You guys going to Europe? Oh yeah.

So our producer is getting married in, uh, Florence, Italy, or around that area. Tuscany.

What's your producer's name again?

Kelsey.

Kelsey. She's great. Yep.

She's been with us for, for forever and she's getting married. And so we're all going out there, the whole squad. I'm leaving Sunday.

In Tuscany?

We're going to Tuscany and then Glen. So basically we have a week off from work, basically. And so the majority of the week is going to be taken by the wedding activities. It's like 3 days of wedding activities. Essentially it ends on Thursday. And I kind of told everybody outside of Kelsey who's going to go on honeymoon, you could take off for the rest of the week, but just come back and let's be ready just in case we have to shoot something the following week. Take the weekend and enjoy or come back.

Yeah.

But Gleny is thinking about it through the lens of, I'm already in Europe, so I can go anywhere in the world for these 2 days now because I'm already halfway there. And I think everyone else is kind of going to Rome because down the street, it's a good place for a weekend. Gleny's thinking about doing, from his video, I saw the same video I think you're referencing.

You did? Can you bring it up?

I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day and then flying to Munich. Oh, for another day, solo.

Hmm, I've never been to mainland Europe and I'm going for the first time next week alone, solo, and figured this is gonna be a great way to use the power of social media to get some good recommendations, suggestions on where to go.

My best friend slash producer is getting married on Wednesday in Tuscany. First time going to Italy, very excited about that.

But then after that, on Thursday, October 1st, I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe. Once again, I will be solo because I wasn't given a plus one.

So where should I go solo?

So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey.

Number 1, a city with a great friendly bar culture.

I'm kind of trying to get my Bourdain on, you know, go hang out at some bars, meet some cool people.

That's where you meet cool people, at bars.

Talk to some fun, nice bartenders, ask them where to go, get some suggestions. Yeah, dude, you stay where you are would be my goal. Traveling anywhere else is gonna be a nightmare. Traveling— this is one, this is one thing I learned about traveling abroad. You try to do too many places and it ruins it because you spend all your time traveling.

Yeah, and you have to adjust to like the time and stuff. I think being in the plane is like a bigger issue than— I think that's gonna be the next like autism.

You think?

Yeah, plane travel.

Why, because of the furries?

No.

Is that why?

No, because dude, I think that—

Are you scared that some of the pilots and passengers and, uh, staff of your airplane might be dressing up like animals?

I think it's dangerous to our flight what they're doing when they're not on our flight. Oh, fuck yeah. But I think this—

every now and then you'll see one who has a little bit of hoof hair sticking out of the fucking— their pant leg or whatever. You're like, I know.

The shirt's on backwards.

Yeah, or they accidentally left their bell around their neck. Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles unless you want one of my little zebra-clad buddies biting it off. That's the craziest one.

No, I, I do think though, seriously, I think that they're gonna come out in like 10 years from now and be like, It actually turns out it was really bad to be flying through the sky like that.

Oh, for us, our bodies?

Yeah.

Right.

It's like, turns out we're not supposed to be doing that. That's why I've never understood like the goal of like Elon Musk or like Jeff Bezos to like go to another— like, this planet just might not work, we got to go to another planet. I was like, it seems counterintuitive that we would do well there.

Oh, I agree, but they don't want us to be there, right? They want to be there with a couple of buddies.

How do we get in with the elites? Not because we want to be one of them, but we got to go on a fact-finding mission.

You got to order a batch of that freaking baby calamari. I think so.

What if you were anti, anti eating baby calamari, right? You don't believe in that, but you think you could help the world by infiltrating the elites and seeing what they're— what's going on there and reporting back. But in order to get in, to gain their trust, you got to eat 2.

Like an amuse-bouche?

And they watch you eat it.

Ah, dude, I don't know if I could have, uh, circumcision meat or whatever. I don't think I could have it. I don't want— I don't want any of it. I don't want any of it.

I know, but if it was gonna help the world—

If it was gonna help the world—

And listen, it's already cut.

Mm.

It's not like you're gonna make a new baby get cut.

Okay.

This baby's already been cut. The meat's there. One's deep fried, one's sautéed.

Ooh.

And you can help the world just by eating both.

Do you get to use a sauce?

Mm-hmm. Spicy aioli.

Fuck, bro. The upsell on this shit, bro, is popping. Let me think. Fuck, can I wear like— ah, can I wear a blindfold while I eat it? Yeah.

Okay.

Mm-hmm. I'll— uh, yeah. Fuck, dude.

To help the world, man.

How much is it gonna help? Because this thing needs a lot of help. All the help?

See, people don't know that you're serious about that shit, but—

Oh, you do? Yeah, I do want to help the world. You eat it? Oh, I'd have a— yeah, I mean, I'd definitely have it. I'm not having it before bed. That's— that's insane.

No, that's too far.

It's a lunch meal. It's something right— yeah, right after— maybe right after lunch I'll have it. Oh dude, I think I read somewhere that you just got a new— I know you're not living in the senior place anymore.

Yeah.

That you got a new place with some property out there in Florida.

I bought a house.

Yeah.

I bought a house in—

You guys gonna get some animals or whatever?

No, no. I travel too much to even have a dog. I would have a dog. No other animals. We have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house.

Somebody said you guys got a little bit of property out there, a little bit of land to put some animals on.

I don't think so, because I didn't send you my new address. I know you don't know because I know what you can do with my address. I've gatekept my address from you for— so I know you don't know where I live. I know that you're making stuff up to fish information out of me because I don't have a property. So right now you're on a fact-finding mission.

Because you know what I'm doing when I get it.

I know exactly what you're doing.

You're getting a box of new shirts, dude, and new to you.

I'm sorry, I gave, I gave you a hard time about that last time. I should also say you do send a Christmas fruit platter.

Ooh.

Back to— you didn't send it last year because you didn't have my address. The prior 2 years, Christmas fruit platter, pears and apples.

So that's the risk you take. If you give the address, you do get the Christmas platter, but you also get whatever else we don't need over here.

There's a lot of open boxes downstairs. I saw them.

Hey man, yeah, I saw you got some property. I thought you're gonna get some animals.

I didn't, man.

Okay, okay, dude, sorry.

Well, I just didn't.

Okay. What is that, Tuberville? Damn, is that somebody in 3A? Dude, that's got to be the worst though, when you ask the flight attendant, you're like, can you— can I get a Diet Pepsi? And they accidentally use their code language from their furry meetup. And they're like, and they're like, I mean, yes. You're like, busted.

I do believe it about flight attendants. Let's be honest.

Well, I think this is why, because they only have one night in a city. Here's what's interesting. When you have that one night in a city here or there, you start to delve into communities that are doing something interesting at night. Yeah. And that's where you find stuff like furries, people that are doing— there's like that group of people like those, uh, those blasters or whatever. It's people that get those colonics all the time. They get them like 40 times a year or whatever, uh, whatever that is, Blasters Club or whatever.

Have you ever done that?

No, I've never done it. You done it?

No, but like, it's— you're supposed to do it once.

According to who, dude? Tuberville?

Dude, you're supposed to blast at least when you turn like 40. You're supposed to blast. It's coming.

According to who, dude? Nobody can— what's real information anymore? They just said that if you You cut Trump off cancer if you take the tip of your wiener off. And Trump said he knew about it. He'd done the research.

Well, he's been studying for a long time.

Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know what's going on anymore. Oh dude, speaking of animals, I saw that crab in Florida. Bring that crab up. You see that crab with that shank on him?

No.

You didn't see this?

He had a shank on him for real?

Bro, this is in your state, Florida, you gooner. Look at this MFer.

A crab with a freaking shank, dude.

Are you—

are you kidding me right now?

Look at that, Summer!

Where the heck did you find a crab with a freaking shank?

Dude, what the hell? And if you can't see this, I don't— this is a crab that has a real fucking blade that is somehow embedded into it because they merged in the ocean. or whatever because of whatever. I mean, that's fucking crazy, Caleb. This is the kind of shit that we're talking about these days. What is your— you're the one who's in denial. You're like, everything's great, everything's fun, we're living on the moon, or whatever, you know. Meanwhile, they're chopping the freaking body calamari off these kiddos, you know.

And guess who's doing it?

And they're probably using it for feed at some of these effing furry conferences.

I take a Tylenol too.

Oh dude, give the baby a Tylenol. Give them fucking 10 Tylenols. I'm starting to think that people who have autism are the lucky ones.

Yeah.

Is that crazy to say that?

Expound. Why do you think that?

Just because, man, and maybe they're— maybe we're all going to end up with autism. And I really mean this. Maybe we all— because I've said years ago that— well, I'll go down a quick little rabbit hole that's not even deep, but it's wide. A lot of the businesses— the reason, one of the reasons why we're in the place we're in right now as a society, um, is because a lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses who are forwarding technology and moving it into the future have autism, right?

Mm-hmm.

And I've met almost all of them, I think, or at least 40% or 10, 15%. I don't even know. I've met some of these people. They have autism. They don't understand an emotional edge of things, right? They don't understand it, right? So of course the businesses they create, they're not factoring any, like, a lot of human emotion into it, right? They're factoring maybe some understanding that they have of human emotion, but it's not like a true emotional, right, one, right? And maybe human emotion is going to be something that's going to be like, that will— we will, uh, like evolve out of, because maybe in— we all become Maybe autism becomes something that we all need to survive in a new existence that where if you have emotion, it would only cause you pain. Does that make any sense to you?

Yes, I do think it makes sense. And I don't think it's impossible. I think that would be super far away. And I think it gets really scary if you get online too much, you start thinking about it, but you can still just not be I do this all the time. Like, I'll be on my phone too much and you start feeling bad.

Yeah.

Especially, uh, there's the platform X to me is like, it's immediate, like, bad feeling. It gives me bad feelings and I can tell. And I'll get on there because I had to post something for Sunday Conversation or if I'm just like bored or whatever. And then you go on there at the beginning, you're like, this is sick, I like it. And then you're on there for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad.

Yeah.

And then you can feel bad. That can ruin a full day. I've had it ruin like a full 3 days for me where you just feel kind of— you feel like you're living in that world you described where it's like you feel like, oh, this is the future and it doesn't feel good and I don't like it. And this is where we're heading, obviously. But then you can also have the same exact opposite effect where if you're off your phone and you go do like some of the stuff we've been able to do, like where you're just like hanging with— hanging out and just truly having like a cool human experience and you feel totally back and you're like, oh wow, I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well.

Yeah.

So I think that's probably really far away. And I think that we still, if anything, while it's available, we should take advantage of it because it's still 100% available to have real human connection, not be a part of this scary future, which could happen. It could not, but it could. But like right now it is 100% still available to be like a real living human with real human experiences.

Praise God, bro.

And you forget I mean, I forget all the time because it is so easy because that's right when you're on there.

Yeah, you're right, dude. You're right. And I do love being human.

It's— that's the best. It feels so hard to access, but then whenever you do do it or have one of those cool experiences, you're like, that was— it didn't even take any effort. Yeah, I just had to like kind of show up and be here, and it kind of just happened to me naturally. Oh yeah, it's almost like I'm a human. Yeah, it's almost like I am one.

Yeah. Yeah, I just, yeah, I guess I was just thinking like, how will the future— because I start to wonder, how do we— like, what happens if like feeling starts to morph out? You know, we start to evolve past feeling because that's what— that, you know, that's where things go. I don't know, it's just interesting to think about. Like, one day a smile will be like in a museum and like the aliens will come and be like, this was something they— their mouths curled if they—

The Mona Lisa.

If they felt something, their mouths curled. You're like, what? Like, their mouths—

It's like, bro, where are you from?

Their mouths curled, you know?

So why is the alien from France?

Their mouths curled, you know? And then you get on the airplane and the pilot's just like, we're 10,000 miles over Albuquerque right now. Um, yeah, I just heard that you were getting some pets, so on your new property, and I was gonna get you a special organic food for your pets. I was gonna get a center over there.

No pets for me.

Nowhere to put them. What would you get, bro? The pet you're gonna get, man? Because dude, say times do get weird, right? Yeah. And because a lot of the grocery stores will be empty quick, right? Right. I mean, Trump just got that last shipment of meat that they don't even know what it is. It was from Brazil. We rescued it off of a boat and we got it immediately into our stores, right? Because there's a beef shortage, right? So people have— but that people have already eaten the bad meat, the dirty meat, or whatever. Maybe had a little bit of calamari in it, who knows, right? Maybe a fucking little bit of, uh, NICU scissor work. Who knows what it had in it? But, uh, but what's that meat that you eat? You— because the laws will be over. The laws will be over protecting Right. Certain meats, right? Or zoo meats, as I call them, right? Okay.

So you really can— you can really eat the one you want, right?

And the elite are eating this shit. People are like, you don't think the fucking elite are eating tiger meat? Like, we're out of our mind.

Like, why would you not, right?

They're eating tiger, they're eating human, they're eating fucking— um, they're dipping baby, uh, wiener top in, uh, um probably, you know, a ketchup or a nice ranch.

Dude, I heard they're not even like using it as a full course. Like, they're literally just using as like a little seasoning. Oh, it's like they have— they just think that it's just— they think it's going to last forever, unlimited supply. Or they don't even care that they use it all and we don't even ever trickle down to us. Yeah, I will say this, trickle-down economics.

And Reagan fucked us with that. He said there'd be trickle-down economics. that some of that baby ween would roll off the table and we'd get a little bit of it. But that was a effing lie, Ronald, or his wife who's still alive, I think.

Really?

Yeah. But what do you eat, bro? 'Cause the zoo, suddenly the zoo is a fucking last grocery store. People don't wanna look at it like that. When the S hits the F, bro, the, uh, the, you know, when the shit hits the fan or when the Nick Shirley hits the Somalians, whatever euphemism you like to use, right? When the grocery store ends, when the fuse box blows for the last time, the zoo is the last fucking grocery store. It's the Whole Foods for the elite. What are you having in there?

Your dog.

Oh, dude, what?

Your personal home pet.

Oh, that'd be so savage, huh?

Just as a joke, little prank.

Oh, thanks. Oh, you know what I would have first? I've thought about this a lot, obviously. I'm going parrot wings, right? Because I've had owl. Get you a fucking 40-pack.

What are the parrot wings?

All flats. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I want parrot wings and maybe like a, uh, like that spicy, maybe spicy lime sauce.

But they serve some of the stuff in Baton Rouge. I think I was there with you. We were at that Mike Anderson's in Baton Rouge. There was a kangaroo in there and they were serving a live kangaroo. Yeah, in the bar.

Remember that?

A lot of live— I have photos of it I can send the producer. Yeah, there's a live kangaroo in Mike Anderson's.

It was a fundraiser. It was like, hop on down for this, whatever. It was supposed to be Easter, but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever, so they had a fucking big-ass kangaroo in there. One of them Lafayette bunnies, bro, you know what I'm saying? One of them fucking swamp rabbits, bro. Yeah, they had that bitch in there, dude.

Um, bro, I, I hate this because I know we're probably close to be done, but I have to pee.

It could be.

You don't mind?

No.

You remember when you had my chili?

Oh God, dude. It's 4 AM, right? I go to Caleb's. He's living in a house that since burned down too, didn't it? Um, no, the owner passed away.

Yes.

Sorry. Um, anyway, I go there and Caleb's like, before bed, why don't you have a little— okay, why don't you have a little bit of chili? And I'm like, okay, sure, dude. Dude, this guy takes chili. It was half chili and then half of the bowl was hot sauce, bro. Dude, it was fucking—

You didn't— did you— did I make you have the hot sauce with it?

No, but you like, you gave me some and that was a lot. And you just— you like fucking— yours was almost like if you broke the glass on like one of those like break for emergency and you cracked into there and it was just hot sauce in there. You just poured it into something.

I think like looking back on it, I was proud of my chili, but I I think looking back on it, I think I might have had something wrong with my stomach.

Oh dude, I'm sure you had an ulcer or something.

I think I had like maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach, and then I just had a strong desire for hot sauce all the time on everything. Like I needed that acid to be in my stomach.

It was the most hot sauce, dude. And I remember even praying before I went to sleep that night. I was like, God, I hope that guy's okay because, you know, we're new friends or whatever. And I just had never seen anybody Just fucking mainline hot sauce like that. It was an exorbitant amount, dude. It was like 7 ounces.

I do look back on it like, I can't do that anymore. It's bad. It would hurt my stomach now. But dude, at the time, I'm not kidding. And I did get stomach surgery after this.

Did you?

Uh, no, I went to the hospital for something else.

Bro, no reporting is reliable anymore. Not even us reporting on ourselves.

Dude, I made the worst decision. I was here in Nashville.

Mm-hmm.

I'm living just right kind of like west of downtown, right by the hospital. So in Nashville, there's the St. Ascension Hospital, and then there's Vanderbilt, which is like very famous hospital, obviously Vanderbilt. And I had this thing that was going on where I couldn't swallow and it was getting worse all day. Eventually I was like, I got to go to the emergency room because I literally can't swallow. And I called an Uber. And I was trying, I was kind of freaking out. I'm stressed. I was like, this is getting scary a little bit. And so I was deciding between Vanderbilt, which is probably, I'm making this up as well, but probably one of the top hospitals in the country or the local Nashville hospital, which was still good.

Yeah. But they were also doing TikToks out front of the local ones to raise money.

They were promoting it. It's like, you don't think you're going to see a lot of promotion for And so I—

it was like, come on down to the hospital, huh? Oh, how you feeling? Not good? We could help.

There was a 7-minute drive to Vanderbilt. It was 5 minutes to St. Ascension. And I was like, I'm going to St. Ascension. And bro, I was there on an intubator for 4 days.

Yeah, I remember that, bro. 'Cause they called me like, do you think he should stay alive or not? Are we pulling the pipeline or what? They're like, welcome to that new game show, Pulling the Pipeline. Okay. Brought to you by UnitedHealthcare. We don't give a fuck about people we insure.

Shout out to St. Vincentian. They did a good job. I'm alive and I'm thankful for them. It was just maybe questionable decision by me.

Yeah, dude, but it is crazy to go to an allegedly not better hospital just because—

2 minutes.

2 minutes less driving. But I feel that. I feel that a lot, man. It's like you don't want to travel far, dude. Um, dude, the way that they used to do science was crazy, man. You were talking about food, stuff that you eat. Can you— there was a video I put on our, um, Um, on our clip sheet of this guy who was talking about somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach and it had left a hole in his stomach. This guy. In 1822, a guy was accidentally shot in the stomach and his doctor figured he'd die, but he didn't. And what happens next, you're not gonna believe. You're not gonna believe it. When his wound healed, it left something almost unbelievable, a permanent opening directly to his stomach. And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French-Canadian voyager, and his doctor— Okay, well, you know, hold on, hold on. French-Canadian voyager, but let's— we all know what that means, okay? So somebody that was out there, you know, just looking for some male-on-male body crime, you know, at the time. But back it up, okay? Keep going. And the man was Alexis St.

Martin. He was a 19-year-old French-Canadian voyageur, and his doctor was William Beaumont. Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person. Oh, but he did more than that. He did something that sounds made up. He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach, and then he'd pull it out and see how much had been digested. He didn't do this just He didn't do it just one or two times. He did it over 200 times. And his work helped establish that digestion was largely a chemical process, and it became foundational to the study of the stomach.

But there's another side to this story.

St.

Martin repeatedly left Beaumont, and today historians raise serious questions on how this experiment was conducted. That was it?

Yeah. I love this guy. Get his name real quick so I know who he is. Oh, Sean Reed. He started— he had videos about Little House on the Prairie when they just like— he goes through like historical kind of like, um, he was talking about the history of those books and the— and their actuality of the authors in, uh, in America. But then he has like crazy facts like this and stuff. Is this a true story? Alexis Bidigon St. Martin was a Canadian voyageur who's known for his part in experiments on digestion in humans conducted on him by the American Army physician William Beaumont. between 1822 and 1833. And I'm just gonna say before I even go through this, this definitely could also be 2 guys at the time who had fallen in love and had to make up a reason why they were around each other. That's how crazy it was to be, uh, French-Canadian Voyager. French-Canadian at the time, okay? Or Canadian in general. If you were down here being Canadian, you know what I'm saying, you had to have a good reason, brother. Let me see. St. Martin was shot in a near-fatal accident in 1822.

His wound did not heal fully, leaving an opening into his stomach. Studies of St. Martin's stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology. He was accidentally shot by musket fire from close range at the fur trading post on Mackinac Island. The musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting his stomach to the outside of his body.

Huh.

William Beaumont, a U.S. Army surgeon stationed at a nearby Army post, treated the wound. Although St. Martin was a healthy young man, he was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound, which included a perforated stomach. For 17 days following the injury, all food he ate reemerged from the stomach opening. So he ate this food and it came out, then came out of the opening, requiring nutritious injections per anum. And we know what that is, brother.

Okay.

Bro, I mean, that's kind of like when you start at the finish line. You know what I'm saying? That's a crazy attitude. Until a tent of lint, a plug of rolled lint secured by adhesive straps, could be used to retain gastric contents. At this point, food began to stay in St. Martin's stomach and bowel function gradually returned. When the wound healed, the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin, creating a permanent gastric fistula. While accompanied by St. Martin, Beaumont conducted his first official experiment. He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a St. Martin stomach and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion. This was the first in a series of 238 experiments, um, between which assisted digestive processes under a variety of conditions including fasting, exercise, and different emotional states. Huh, it's kind of interesting. Think about that. He's like, I'm lowering a carrot in there, you know? You're like, that ain't a carrot. You just have a little piece of fucking— you have a little granola tied to some floss. He's like, it's coming in. Uh, you make that airplane sound like you do with a kid, like, gonna land, and then you just lower a fucking little bit of broccoli in there.

Do you think he ever—

Oh, I bet he did. You gotta— if you're a guy, it's late, you've been drinking, Wow, man. So that was just a freak nature. They have an image of it here online, a reconstruction of the torso of Alexis St. Martin. That's wild that they could look in there and see his stomach working. That's fucking crazy. And meanwhile, we all have to go to Body Worlds, that experiment thing that came around on tour or whatever.

Which one?

Remember when they cut open like half of freaking people and they'd have them like the— like in all the museums? That shit was awesome. Um, even though they did later find out that a lot of those people were Chinese people, that they had sliced the bodies in half.

Really?

That they'd used real human bodies. That's crazy, huh?

Was it really?

Yeah, they'd use like plastinization, but it had been like people that were taken— like, uh, find out what that is just so I know it. Um, but anyway, what were we talking about?

Uh, I can never remember.

Uh, what was the exposé? A German magazine, Der Spiegel, revealed that, uh, Chinese lab possessed corpses of Chinese citizens, at least 2 of which had bullet holes in their skulls suggesting execution. The lab was notably located near 3 prison camps.

No way.

Yes. No, that was part of the rumor that, um, uh, serious ethical investigations have heavily historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced Chinese bodies. heavily entangling Body Works— that's what it was called— Body Works creator and spinning off of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from Chinese prisoners. Um, so yeah, but it was alleged that some of these were, um, Dr. Gunther von Hagens, the German anatomist.

That took a dark turn.

Yeah, it did, man. Just like your large intestine, brother, you know what I'm saying? Uh, anyway, just kind of interesting stuff right there. And that's Sean Reed. He's got a fun channel to watch. He's got a great voice, great narrator. He's kind of the, uh, yeah, say it. Um, I was gonna say it's sort of like he's like the Mike Rowe of, um, American lore and folklore.

That's good. That's actually pretty good, dude. Mike Rowe, also the man.

Oh, the man.

Who do you have in your top 3 the man ranking? Right now, current, updated. They have to be alive.

I'm going to go Mike Tyson.

Okay. Fair. Fair play.

Brigitte Macron as a sub. Okay. I'd go Mike Tyson, Tyler Shaw, And we gotta have somebody who's somebody out there, kind of wild. Oh, um, and, uh, Sean Sharaf, who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week. Um, uh, he beat Gable Stevenson, which was a great rage. And it's gonna be interesting to see how Gable comes back. But that would be my— it'd be my top 3 right now.

I like that list though. That's good. It's updated. Like, that was You did. You, you updated it to those. Those are the man right now.

Those are good, man. Mike Tyson is just kind of an eternal, so maybe I took it easy on that.

He has a new special coming out. Oh no, special documentary about his life. It's about to release like next week. Yeah.

Wow.

Which should be awesome.

What about you, man? Give me your top 3. And then I know you brought a gift for me today too. I saw you trying to hide it.

I, I hate whenever I ask questions like that because I know they're coming back to me.

You're right, then let it ride.

But I don't— I'm trying to think.

Next time I see you, give it to me.

I think after Hypel— if Hypel beats Texas, you're looking at the man of the week for the, for the rest of the fall because they don't got to win another game.

That's true, huh? And Tennessee is loaded, bro. They got a great team. They're not even really being talked about.

This is gonna be big. The quarterback's really good, but he's super young. Yeah, he's, he's like, he's only played like 3 games. Yeah, he was like the number 1 recruit in the country last year.

Somebody said his nickname was Baby Bear. I'm like, that's not a good nickname for a— like, it's a good cool nickname. Yeah, but get him to Medium Bear, you know, like at least the nickname.

The guy's in college now. Yeah, people don't talk about recruiting anymore because like all the transfers and stuff. Like, the dude's like the— that used to be a huge deal when you had like the number 1 recruit in the country. But like, it's really— it's— people are talking about transfers now, so it's not that talk— it's not talked about enough.

Well, everybody has rankings for everything. You meet somebody like, yeah, this guy, you know, he's a 2-star fucker or whatever. You're like, what is— that's not even— he's not even any good at it.

It's like, why'd I give my NIL money for this, man?

Dude, like, some of the things that are going on, like, existence is turning into this weird— like, everybody's some type of an influencer. Like, every— you know, it's all getting interesting. Interesting, bro. I think it's getting kind of fascinating. Um, I know you got me a gift and I am gonna get it. And, um, but before you go, I want to talk about Lane Kiffin real quick. How does this all go down? What happens there with Lane?

What, in which, in which capacity?

Just in all of it, because it's interesting what they're doing down there, right? They're starting— it's a lot of like energy, right?

Right.

They're having different people come down and walk out with the team. You know, it feels like this kind of like I don't know, like Deion Sanders kind of tried that and it wasn't a good move. I can't tell if you run the risk of things becoming more about ego and energy than they do about the team.

Right. I mean, you would think that he's doing it for recruiting or to like get better players on the team, right? But it becomes an issue when it does become about him. I thought this past week is like, it's a hard spot to be in because the storyline's not about his team playing in the game, the Ole Miss game. game, the storyline's just about him. And it's like, how do you— like, I, I didn't know what was the better method for him, to like take it and just like embrace it being about him so his team could kind of play free for him, or do you want to make it like about the guys on the team? Because like, obviously you're not the one out there. We talked about it last night at dinner, but like coaches are very important. But the stat I gave you, which I love, is like in the history of the NFL there's been Uh, I think, I think maybe 3 total Hall of Fame coaches.

Wow.

That haven't had a Hall of Fame quarterback. Like, you got to have the players, especially quarterback. It's— if you don't have those guys on the field, it doesn't matter what Lane Kiffin does to some extent. Do you— I don't know, how did you feel like he handled it?

How he handled what? What are we talking about?

Well, I was, I was, I was trying to be kind of politically correct in my answer. I think sometimes Lane does like it to be about himself.

Oh, Lane— there's nothing Lane likes more than Lane.

Yeah.

Right? Lane loves Lane. I've said that before. Lane loves Lane. Lane knows he loves Lane. Lane's listening right now to me saying Lane loves Lane, and you know it, Lane. It's okay.

And liking it.

Right. It's okay. Right? That's just like— that's, you know, that's okay. Lane operates in a unique way. What's really interesting about Kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this— he's kind of this ladies' man in a way. Right? In a way.

Right? Have you hung with him?

Huh?

I know you have, but is he smooth?

Yeah.

Dude, he's been so successful.

Yeah. I'm not saying he—

I do wonder if he's smooth with girls.

Yeah.

I wonder about that. And I've had that thought before this podcast because he presents himself. I think he likes to present himself as a ladies' man.

Yeah.

He likes a story. He'll repost a story about him being a ladies' man.

Yeah.

But is he, if you really locked him in one of those 21 verse 1s with the balloons, Hmm. How many people are popping?

I think he'd get a decent amount, bro. I mean, his aura is up, bro. He did, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's, it's fascinating because it's a different place, right? Usually they— a coach gets caught with a younger lady, it's like, this guy's going to hell.

I feel like you're trying to make this about UNC. Are you?

About me?

About UNC.

No, not at all.

Okay, good. We can keep moving.

No, not at all. We could talk about UNC though.

I didn't know if this is Belichick. I didn't know if you were dancing a Belichick dance on me. on me?

No, not at all.

Okay.

I don't know anything about it.

Okay.

Yeah.

So anyway, Belichick has a younger girl.

Oh yeah.

No.

Oh, I don't— my dude. Yeah, that's fine.

Which we support.

Yeah, that's fine with me. Yeah. Because I just think we're in this fascinating place where you've never really kind of had a sort of like a— this, uh, coach like Kiffin with this sort of exposure. I'm trying to think. And like doing like walkouts with, you know— but we have— we had it with Deion, but it didn't work. That didn't really work. Like walkouts with, you know, some of that's a little bit much, right? Um, and I was down there for it. I'm not saying like, you know, I love Louisiana, you know, I think— but I just wonder if there's an edge to that that's just like too much, you know?

It's definitely not sustainable. That's what I'm saying. Definitely. It's 100% not sustainable. You can't do that because for one reason, even if you try to do it, you can't keep that level of energy like next season and beyond. Like, they would have to keep winning the national championship back to back to back to back. So it's probably something you can't do, but for right now it kind of works. It's kind of awesome. It makes college football great. I would love to see him versus Signetti in a national championship game. 2 polar opposites, 2 huge personalities.

Yeah.

Signetti's the— he's a problem.

They call him Sick Nasty too, I've heard.

He's a problem.

Really, bro?

He's, he's won everywhere he's And he carries himself like an absolute boss. We talked about this last night too, Nick Saban. Like, what makes him the greatest of all time? Is it like his X's and O's knowledge, or is it just his aura? Like the way he just commands a room.

Yeah.

And I think Signetti has that, which I'm— I don't know if Kiffin has it. I've never hung around him, but like, I feel like Signetti's like a monster looming in the corner who's young for coaches. Like, he's going to be around for a while.

Signauti, they call him, I heard.

And he earned it, that nickname.

That's what I heard. I don't know if— hey, I just— and I don't even know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying? Uh, and they also— they call them— some of the older people call him Signifty, like senior citizens call him that. Yeah. So, um, before you go, bro, what else? Uh, anything you want to talk about? Anything on your— anything on your brain before you go, man? Thanks so much, dude.

No, thanks for having me. No, I've just been— dude, we've been continuing to do like, you know, our little business. Like, I got still Gleany Balls. I got my producer who's getting married. We're like, we're still figuring out as we go. Like, only a year and a half really into being independent. So I feel like I've like learned a lot, but also feel like I still am kind of— swimming is not the right word. I feel comfortable where I'm at, but like, it's, it's like I got to figure stuff out to keep things going. So.

Yeah, it's a grind, dude. And congratulations too, man. I remember when you guys were first like becoming independent. And now here you guys are still doing it, man. Congratulations, bro.

Thank you, man. Yeah, we've been doing some cool projects. This, this, uh, I told you about Stoke, which is like the shoe company. It's kind of like, oh, kind of similar to what I do with Chica Cheetah, which has been like a really fun, um, kind of like I said, it's like a little baby you have out in the world. Like, you, you get to— it's not exactly what you do. Like, I consider what I do is like Sunday Conversation, like making content, um, but it's kind of like you can use a different part of your brain in kind of like a business way for like something that you believe in. So like Stokes, the new one I'm doing, it's a shoe company for wide feet.

Oh, really?

Wide feet. They say that 75— and this is actually a real stat, unlike everything else I've said today.

Unlike most of the stuff we've said on this show.

This is a real stat because I've seen that the study is 75% of American men have wide feet.

Nuh-uh.

75% of men in America. And so like a regular shoe is not a wide shoe.

It isn't?

It's just a regular narrow shoe. Like, a regular shoe is a D, a size D. A wide shoe is an E. 75% of men in America should be in an E or bigger. So me and you in this room, 1.5 of us has a wide foot. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So 3 of our feet are wide?

3 out of the 4 of our feet are wide.

Damn.

Anyway, Stoke is— so Stoke is, uh, Uh, it's only wide shoes. Not even messing with the 25% of people who got regular feet. Like, you can't even—

no options available. Yeah.

Um, but anyways, it's like, I, I try— I heard about them, wore them, loved them. Like, the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn in my entire life.

Oh, that's what you have on?

Yeah. So this is the— this is it.

Those are tough, bro.

Um, I did bring you a pair. I don't know if you wanna have this on the show, but Yeah, let me try my own cat. This is— all right, these are new ones that are not released yet.

Oh really?

This is slip-on. This is what you should do, honestly, so that this doesn't come across too salesy, which I don't like. Yeah, give it honest feedback, full permission. Okay, to go 100% honest. Okay, okay, this is a— this is a slip-on.

That big guy.

So they're wide, right? So So one, one or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide.

It's this one. Huh. I will say this, bro.

Be honest.

I'm gonna be very honest. For one, comfortable for sure.

Okay.

Right? Like they had— give me that La-Z-Boy. It's almost like your foot's just like got off work and it's like, bro, we relaxing. I'm putting a tube on, I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna pet my lady or whatever, you know what I'm saying? I'm living like that. The second thing is they are wide, huh? Dang, them bitches got side to side, you got motion, twin. You know, you can fucking live in there, dude.

I didn't even know my whole life that I had like wide feet. I don't even know if I do technically.

Well, once they cage your foot up, you don't know if it's wide or not.

Exactly. I've just been wearing the same shoes my whole life. But bro, I swear to God, I put these on 6 months ago. I haven't taken them off in 6 months. You see me, I did— what was it, in Stagecoach?

Yeah, I saw you there. Uh, and you had them on there?

I took— I put cowboy boots on for our performance. Mistake for the jumping. Oh, you should have wore my Stokes.

Show Caleb jump again as we're doing this, please. Uh, so yeah, very comfortable. I will say that. Let me else— I got something else. Oh, I will say this though too, they big, bro. They're big, yeah, bro.

They're big because— so if your foot's huge, they're big.

It's like your mom kind of picks you up from the movies with your friends in this. It's like definitely have like a bigger caravan.

It's a caravan of the, of the shoe.

But they definitely feel like kind of like, uh, very tough slippers kind of in a way, this pair.

And then listen, that's a slip-on.

I mean, the regular traditional is a sneaker, but yeah, this is a slip-on shoe. This is a, this is a slipper. It has slip in the name of it.

Facts.

So, so a regular shoe— did you give me a regular shoe?

Oh, these are those— these are the ones that I have on. So this is like a normal one.

All right.

But it's— I mean, dude, it's like, you know—

oh, you're a little more chill. I could lace these bad boys up. They feel kind of futuristic, I'll say that.

And so like, if you have a big foot It's not just like— you don't just have like a— like, it's not like a skinny pizza that's, that's just like long and flat. Like, if you have a big foot, it's big this way too, not just this way. It's girth. You got girth on the foot.

I don't, but men do. People do. I'm a man.

So you need it to be a little bit bigger.

Look, I like a more relaxing shoe. Some of these shoes you get into, it's kind of like, what's going on, cuz? You know what I'm saying?

Like, yeah, it's like, what, dude?

What?

What?

But also stoked, dude. Um, yeah, thank you, bro. I can have these?

For you? Anything.

Oh, thanks, dude. Oh yeah, boy, keep my hooves warm, huh, Tuberville? You hear that? Oh, sorry, I'm not off the clock. Um, I'm just joking, Tuberville. Oh, thank you, dude. These are dope. Fuck, now I can't wear them if we go eat somewhere because we have matching shoes.

And I brought you a matching Chica Cheetah jacket too.

Did you?

Brother, we're gonna match in it. We're gonna look good.

Dude, let's go to Morgan's Hideout and match when we get there.

Dude, we should— do you know what we should dress up as?

Huh?

Furries.

Yeah. No, not him. He'll hunt us. He will hunt us from the driveway.

That's facts.

All right, uh, Anyway, um, dude, thank you so much, bro. These are nice. These are— I'm, I'm gonna wear them and I'll let you know how I feel. And also, just nice to have some new shoes, dude. I never go get myself anything, so thank you, bro.

You're welcome. Thank you for having me on, on your show. Keep, keep fighting the good fight.

Oh man, we'll definitely keep doing that, dude.

Uh, oh, shout out— I thought about this too when we were talking about Stagecoach. Shout out to the, um, The guy, he's a DJ named Moonlight, but he helped us out. So, uh, thank you to him. And, uh, the honky-tonks will ride. The Tonkin Honkies will ride again.

Tonkin Honkies, dude. Bro, it'd be so fun, dude.

We shall ride again.

Yeah, this honky ain't gonna tonk by himself. What the fuck? Where are you? I'm out, dude. I gotta go. And this is my job. I gotta go. Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of my life out. I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take a little—