Transcript of The Top 5 Dumbest People and Decisions in Movie History | Postgame Show

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Ah, the Golden State Warriors— Golden State Warriors— Golden State Valkyries take on the Connecticut Sun. We're gonna turn into the Houston Comets. The Golden State Valkyries, 13.5-point favorites on the road. The Connecticut Sun are actively tanking. The Valkyries, best defense in the W. Give me Golden State. Juju, what you got?

Seattle Storm are taking on the Toronto Tempos. Oh, here's a little hint about the Toronto Tempo. Marina Mabry out. Brittany Sykes out. Who else? Maria Khande out. Anissa Morrow out. So I would take Seattle -6.5 tonight against the Spurs.

Toronto Tempo, small local newspaper or professional WNBA team?

Newspaper.

Wow.

You bet that— know about that non-binary set of mascots that they just rolled out?

The WNBA team, Greg.

I know. Binary mascots.

Des, what is happening?

Your father's been giving off a weird vibe.

Can I give an impromptu show award? Steal Juju's bit here and Dominique's.

Like, can we just—

Greg, all-time odd vibe today.

Yeah.

Odd vibe.

Mediocre.

Mediocre job. I don't know. I don't know what to do with it. It's like I'm facing a southpaw.

Yeah.

Knuckleballer.

I gotta stand up for myself when a pro wrestler comes in here.

And your way of doing that is just to America, just be odd.

I'm not odd.

All right, I wanted to be on your side. I think the things that he was doing in there, it seemed like he had done his homework with the so on and so forth. I wanted to be on your side, I genuinely did, but you made it so uncomfortable that I reacted as I did.

See, he did what you do which is he expected the blowback, and so he had a story. Oh, I've been saying that since childhood.

You think he was lying about the high school?

My buddy Jack Smithson.

And it was too— it was too quick, don't you think? He had it right on the ready.

Why is it too quick? Rehearsed.

No, you asked him where he got— we're rolling now, huh?

And he just told me, and he was ready for the question.

Okay.

Thank you.

Most people are ready for questions they know the answer to.

Zaganki. See?

Yeah. Give him two of that award.

Can't put my finger on it.

It's just odd.

Yeah.

Okay.

Doing the okay thing.

Look, I know.

I know what you're doing. You may be right.

There we go.

As a mentor of mine once said to defuse any argument.

Is your mentor Billy Joel? See, you just sold Billy Joel.

You may be right.

Acknowledge Billy Joel.

Edwin Pope was saying you may be right before Billy Joel hit the scene.

I may be crazy.

I think I figured it out. It's you are unsettled and you know something is amiss, but you can't be vehement in your accusations.

He doesn't know.

Yes, it's kind of—

I think he thinks like, wait, are you guys making fun of me?

He doesn't know. He doesn't know if the joke's on him or if he's in on the joke. And so he's just like, I'm gonna just gonna sit on the outskirts here and be cool.

He's not going to take a quiz, guys.

Yeah, that's true. Very well put. Yeah, very well put. Is that even on my list? I don't think— I don't think that's on my list.

It's not. 75.

Start over. That did not make the top 70.

That's absolutely on the list.

You said it today.

I did.

That is 100% on your list.

This happens weekly where he forgets ones that are on the list.

Very good. I'll never forget that one. Let that turn up on pro wrestling and then deny that he's saying it because it was on my catchphrase countdown.

I don't like that.

All right, yeah, it's true. I'm not, I'm not bitter.

Okay, you'll watch tonight and get back to us?

I will watch it. I'm a wrestling fan now. When's it on?

Tonight.

Tonight?

Show tonight? Yeah.

What time?

8 PM.

You know what, I can't. I'm watching the latest Ted Lasso.

That's on demand.

That's available whenever you want.

It's good. We didn't watch it last week, last night, so we got to watch it tonight.

Cool, watch that at 7:30.

Yeah, I'll be doing something else at 7:30.

All right, Greg, remember when Bill Lawrence was stealing all your stuff and putting it in The Rooster?

Uh-huh.

Everybody's trying to steal from my boy, man.

Exactly. Thank you.

Did we ever get to the bottom of that? What were you saying, that like the main character in his show was based off you? Steve Carell, I claimed, was a writer named Greg, right?

Yeah, who loved the Panthers.

I claimed it. And, and coincidentally, I wanted to get Bill— Bill Lawrence has been on my podcast, The Great Cody Show. I wanted to get him on again to playfully talk about that, and he ghosted me.

He has a lot going on right now. Salute to our brother Bill Lawrence for his Hollywood star on the Walk of Fame.

Yes, very good. Good job, good job, brother. You deserve it, deserve it.

Juju, you got a top 5 for us today?

Oh yes, I do, brother. I'm just like you, when I see a superhero movie on, I'm like, hmm, I got to lock in. Sorry, sorry, baby. Uh, so it made me think of a top 5 Before I say the top 5 list, there was a decision made in one of these superhero movies that I was like, uh-uh, that was dumb. That was big dumb. It's on the list. So I made a top 5 dumbest people/decisions in movie history.

All right, all right.

Number 5, Mayor Larry Vaughn for keeping that damn beach open.

Sipping on some sizzurp.

What the heck, bruh? Jaws is out there biting folks as we speak. Close the beach, bit, bruh. Number 4, and here we are, Star-Lord. You idiot. I feel like they had beat Thanos. It was over. And here comes Star-Lord. Huh, what did you do to Gamora? No, no, no. And got his ass, blink, and locked him up.

Sipping on some scissor.

Odysseus behavior. He got away from the Cyclops. What are we doing?

Exactly. I forgot. I should have put that on the list. Oh, Odysseus. Bro, what the hell? Y'all boys was gone and then you come and tell us bye-bye? Nah.

Sipping on some sizzurp.

Number 3, my brother Craig from Friday. Come on now, brother. They was looking for a couple hundred dollars. He finally got his girl to come over and say, you know what, I'mma give you this money, how much you need? And then here come Felicia, punk ass. And Craig, you pulled to tell Felicia, not right now, I don't give a damn what you talking about, I'm talking to my girl. No, he, he walked away and told her that privately, like, what are you doing? Get out of here. And then he went back to the car and she said, nah, you think, you think you slick? Ask that B for some money. And squawled off.

Sipping on some sizzurp.

You feel me? Come on now. Number 2, my brothers and yours, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dundun.

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Self-explanatory. All movie, dumbass after dumbass decision. And the number 1 dumbest person in all the movie history. I'm sorry, I'm an ally. Lois Lane, sis, Superman just flew your ass around the country damn near, hand in hand, in his arms. The next morning you at lunch and here come Clark Kent and you dumb as hell. That's super— hold on, bro, wait a damn second. Put a Superman— you, you Superman. This Joker did not get it ever. She's the dumbest person in movie history.

Sipping on some sizzurp.

There you go. That's the top 5 dumb decisions in movies. Let's update our polls here before we get out of here.

Juju, which show is more intense, The Bear or Handmaid's Tale? 52% of the audience said The Bear. Okay, right. Are they—

oh, this is—

I'm sorry, guys, for this on the front end. I was— I'm just doing my damn job. Are there any heavyset WNBA players?

I was surprised we put this one up.

Exactly. 58% of the audience says yes.

Oh boy.

Yeah, you got to be honest, you know, human nature.

And the last, most important poll: should Zaslo drop the 2.0 from his show title?

Wow.

78% of the audience says yes, he should.

Whoa, that's a super majority. That's a super majority.

Slide.

All right, good job, Juju.

Thank you. Good night, everybody.