Transcript of JuJu's Top 5 Worst Hair in Sports History | Postgame Show

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I'm familiar with the meme. You know that you're doing a meme right now.

I don't know.

They should have just stopped after Pinkerton.

And classic album.

Yeah, but so we do this with Weezer, and I'm a big Weezer guy. Uh, I, I love—

I've seen Weezer many— I used to love Weezer.

And I understand, yes, they, they haven't come out with albums as good as The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

I mean, that song that they did— what, what's that? What's the COVID Who is that? Uh, You know, the song that also Pitbull did in Aquaman? What's that song? You know what I'm talking about. Don't look at me like that. Remember Pitbull did that cover of that one song in the Aquaman movie?

Africa?

Yes. Yes. These are also just that.

I just guessed. I just guessed because they're covered in Africa.

Yes, Toto.

Yeah, I just get— I have to hear this Pitbull version of Africa.

Yeah, it was in the Aquaman movie.

Oh, the Aquaman movie that no one saw. Yeah. Thanks.

But Weezer covered that song and that song sucks.

Africa?

Yeah.

By Toto?

Yeah.

You think that song sucks?

So does the Pitbull one and so does the Weezer one.

Yeah.

Have you ever heard the Rich Homie Quan one? That one is good.

That's a good one.

That's very good.

So like, they have actually dropped some good albums. Are any albums as good as The Blue Album and Pinkerton? No. But I think it should also be said that those are two classic albums. Those are two all-timers, and it's hard to make albums that good. If Weezer—

top to bottom, that Blue Album and Pinkerton, by the way, those are great.

Yeah, but keep— people hated Pinkerton when it came out.

I know, but those people are stupid because Pinkerton is an incredible—

well, maybe you're stupid for not liking the Red Album.

Nah, nah.

Or Maladroit.

Mm, no, I'm not.

Or Everything Will Be All Right in the End, which was very well received.

And Green Album was okay.

Green Album was fine. We missed them after a while. They had Hash Pipe Island in the Sun.

Yeah.

It's in the photograph.

That's not a good song.

I mean, it was fine for the time that it was. Come on, man. Yeah, it was the '80s.

It wasn't the '80s.

We do this all the time with Weezer, which is like, man, I just wish that they would make the kind of music— but they do. They do the annoying Ratatouille pop stuff, and everyone's like, man, they've released like a million albums. Albums since they came back.

It's too many.

Keep in mind, there was a time where people were like, man, I wish Weezer would drop an album. And that feels like very long ago because now you're getting albums that you didn't ask for. But they would do the thing where like, I wish they would go back to their '90s sound. They do that all the time and it's always well received. And yet the people who have checked out since Pinkerton are like, oh, I wish they would do this. They have. The red Pork and Beans was a banger and no one Like, you didn't— you didn't give the Red Album the time.

There's no way a song called Pork and Beans is a good song. Yeah, I said it.

It's a great song. It's one of their best songs. You know about them pork and beans? No, you don't know about them.

I mean, I know about eating them.

Hey, my kid, don't show up in Pork and Beans. Do not do that.

I love beans, man.

Baked beans.

They'll take your hat.

Love beans.

Great. So now they're doing this thing again where— here we go, this one's for all the people that said You miss the, the Blue Album sound, you miss the Pinkerton sound, here it is. And guess what you're gonna do, Jonathan Zaslow?

Not gonna listen.

And yeah, you're gonna maintain the company line. This is a you problem, dude. The Gold Album just came out and they do the thing, and it does sound like a facsimile of, uh, of the Blue Album and Pinkerton. Is it as good? No. Again, those albums are all-time great.

You're using words I don't even understand. Facsimile.

But shout out to Weezer for still doing the thing. And also for people like you, they do tours that are just for those albums where they just play The Blue Album and they just do Pinkerton. And why are we holding it against this band that still wants to put out art, challenge itself, play stuff for its diehard fans, and— no, reach out to the whole— you know that they have like this huge TikTok hit with Beskoz from an album that came out like 8 years ago. You wouldn't know that because I gave up on Weezer.

You ever heard them cover that song by Toto?

You're a fake Weezer fan.

Sucks.

You're not a Weezer guy.

Weezer.

You're not a Weezer guy.

Juju, you got a top 5 for us?

Absolutely, I got one, bruh. But before I start this top 5 list, I'd like to apologize to our brother Jeremy Taché, wherever you are. We did not get to Kyle Schwarber's walk-off, nor did we get to Tristan Peters' walk-off. Who who used to be a Savannah Banana, by the way. My bad, Jeremy, we get you back tomorrow. But I made a top 5 worst hair in sports list after seeing my boy cut his hair yesterday. What's his name from soccer?

Erling Haaland.

Erling Haaland. I know Dan call him Haaland, so I want to get the pronunciation straight. But I got a top 5 worst hair in sports history list that I can think of. Oh well, I Rodrigo Palacios. Terrible, boy. If you don't cut that damn rat tail off your head.

Padawan.

Terrible.

You had one?

No, Padawan. It's, uh, what you call like, uh, someone that's being mentored in the Jedi.

Ah, yes, sir. My boy was Padawan his ass off. Number 2, another, another—

terrible.

Iconic, brother. Ronaldo.

Iconic.

Very iconic. Did he go in the barber Make me look as stupid as possible.

Make me look like the best striker you've ever seen, right?

And last, OLI, which could have been the number one. My brother Jeff reminded me of this. Carlos F. Boozer. Take a bow.

Is that a haircut?

Look like pine tar.

Number 5, my brother and yours. Jeremy Lin.

What is that?

What are you doing?

Halt them boys out, man. Please do not do this again.

Is it a foul if you touch the top of his hair? Is that a foul?

See what I'm saying? You're messing up the game.

It's confusing.

We don't even know the rules. Number 4, again, Jeremy Lin. Brother.

Is that okay?

Andre Abdallah mean.

Is this okay?

That's not okay.

That's what I'm saying.

My culture is not your culture.

Look, Kenya Martin said enough when it happened, so I'mma let him have that floor. Number 3, Mark Davis. Goofy as hell.

Just another— there's really nothing he can do.

He works hard.

Yeah, there's just nothing he can do. It is what it is, bro.

You may well go ball at this point and tattoo your head like Birdman. Number 2, the unknown. I have never heard of this brother, but Gervinho.

What?

Yeah, yeah.

Gervinho, brother.

It was a— it was a sight. It was a sight to see. That's what my hair looks like wet.

Whoa.

This is why— this is why they invented pool hats.

That's crazy.

If you love that man, you need to not let him go out there looking like that.

Crazy.

Man, that's crazy as hell. And the number one person from Earth, Wind Fire, they're just barely hanging on.

I think Philip Bailey. No, no, Philip Bailey's fine. The one with the Jovino hair.

Oh, fire. And the number one person with the worst hair in all of sports history. Pick one. My brother Jimmy Butler. Oh, bottom left, tough look.

Look at back on it now. It's so stupid.

Goth look, bottom right.

So stupid. It really is.

You ate that shit up. Talking all tough now. Shut up. Look how fun he is.

Shut up.

That was your wallpaper for 3 years. Losers, all of you. I'm still a Jimmy guy. I know it didn't end right, but Jimmy was great. Stop it.

Juju, let's update the polls that we have from today's show.

Are the Cleveland Browns the worst franchise in all of sports? 83% of the audience says yes, they are.

Wow.

That's a fine for Chris Cody. An alarm just went off. It was a reminder to do a Cameo. Yeah, I've been forgetting my Cameo.

Sorry.

A new poll for tomorrow: is it whack as hell for Miami Heat fans to pretend like they hate Jimmy Butler now?

I like it.

Whack as hell. Biggest loser stuff ever.

Also a reminder, check out my boy Chris Cody on Cameo right now, bruh. Get you a personal message today.

Sometimes he does it and sometimes he doesn't.

I'm on it now.

Alarm.

And last poll, which was the worst move for Cleveland? Moving to Cleveland or signing Deshaun Watson?

Baltimore.

Oh, moving to Baltimore.

Although some would argue moving to Cleveland was a bad idea.

72% of the audience says signing Deshaun Watson. And those are your polls. Thank you. Good night, everybody.