Transcript of JuJu's Post-Show Awards | Postgame Show

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Greg, how you thinking this Giannis thing ends for us here? Is this going to end poorly?

I wish I knew. I've been predicting all along they're going to end up getting the deal, but, uh, you know, when somebody like Amin says that Boston's the better deal, you know, it perks me up a little bit in terms of my ears. Not thinking that it might not happen still. I'm trying to be optimistic for the— not for the Heat's sake, but because I've been saying all along that—

oh, you just want to be right.

Yeah, I just want to be right. Yeah, of course.

I think it's going to end with Jeremy Tashay in prison. At least that's where I hope it ends. Like, that's, that's my belief.

That's where you hope it ends?

Uh, yeah. I mean, I don't know if I could say that.

He'd be holding somebody's pocket in prison. Let's not fool anyone. Come on, what are we talking about here? Let's just call a spade a spade.

Relax. Uh, yeah, no, I mean, it does feel like it's a, it's a logical option in that if That you put in someone's pocket? Well, if Giannis ends up in Boston and then the Heat pivot and trade for Kawhi and Kawhi gets suspended for the aspiration stuff, I have already on the air promised that I would kill Pablo Torre if that happened.

Yeah, that'd be tremendous.

I did that several months ago. And so it's the outcome I'm rooting for. Pablo, be careful, man.

That would be very annoying.

Local sportscaster Jeremy Tashia arraigned today for murder, showed up in a Woody costume at the courthouse.

Let's bring Juju aboard here. Juju, good to see you. Are you— you are a Celtics fan, so are you hoping that Boston does trade away Jaylen Brown for Giannis?

Man, look, Jaylen Brown, one of my favorite players in the world. So I got one toe in the portal and one toe in Celtics fandom right now. I'm watching them. I'm a fan. I can do that.

All right. Is there any— you see anyone this weekend? Did you notice anyone who was especially foolish? You have a Joker of the weekend maybe for us?

Yes sir, Reebok, man. Joker of the weekend, my sister. You saw the New York Knicks won a championship, of course, so the sanitation workers painted the trash cans orange and blue, and my sister got caught red-handed on damn camera pulling out the trash.

Boy, come on.

Rock turning over his damn grave. Come on, girl. She is the joker of the whole—

What a reference.

He was in Baltimore.

What a reference.

Never forget Charles S. Dutton.

Yes, sir. She is the joker of the whole weekend, man. Come on, sis. They selling them now for $168.09. You can get your own.

Dominique, you remember when Rock did those episodes where they did the show live?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was awesome.

I mean, I grew up in Baltimore. I was there in Baltimore, so Rock was like a popular, particularly popular show in Baltimore.

Great show.

Shout out to Charles S. Dutton.

I like—

what was the wife's name?

I forgot.

Oh, I like the episode though where the drug dealer moves in the house next door to them, you know, and he dressed— Rock was not afraid of the drug dealer. Yeah, Rock's dad was a little bit afraid. Rock was stepping to the drug dealer and Rock's dad had to hold Rock back a little bit. All right, but Rock, you can't be scared. He, he did not step down. What a show.

Yeah, brother, what a show. Okay, so also I got a hater of the day too, by the way. Haters of the day. It started as one but it became plural. Tim Howard, you sir are our hater of the day, as well as Dan F. Lebatard. My boy start hating for no reason. My boy start hating bilingually. My boy say, no chance, zero, zetto, endosé, embagado. Bruh, calm down.

I was surprised.

Thank you.

I was surprised that a former player would be so adamant about winning being impossible, right? Like, just I feel like, okay, everybody knows the US would be a big underdog, and even if you're on that team, you understand you'd be a big underdog. But I feel like as a player, you wouldn't say it's— that stepping out on the pitch, this is impossible, what we're trying to do.

No, it's ridiculous what he said. It might be ridiculous to say, yeah, they're going to win the World Cup. It's also ridiculous to say they have no chance. That's why I was like, Levittard, he must have been— his brain was addled because he was sick. To say they have zero chance is ridiculous.

Dom, you know about that addle brain?

I don't. I don't got no addle brain.

That's why I asked you.

Eleanor was her name, by the way.

Ah, yes.

Nice.

Salute.

Juju, you got some post-show awards for us today? What do we got?

Oh yeah, man. In honor of my brother being in the studio, man, we got some post-show awards, man. I'm gonna go ahead and kick it off, man, with the Reported It Before Brian Winhorse Award. My brother, single G, Greg Cody, man.

Yeah. All right.

Very good.

Good job, Greg. Good job, Greg.

Remind you to listen to the Greg Cody Podcast featuring Greg Cody right now.

Thank you. Thank you, Juju.

Also, the Guest of the Day Award, my brother for giving us as many fake laughs as we needed, Tim Kirchen. Yeah, good job, Tim.

Good job, Tim. Yeah, we appreciate you.

Oh, Lord.

Got to know, man. You got any awards to hand out today, Dom?

I would, um, I had my fingers crossed for guest of the day, and I was disappointed that it went to Tim Kirschen. So I mean, I got to be honest, I demand a recount.

Oh, you wanted to be guest of the day?

I mean, I assumed.

Yes.

Yeah, but I feel like you're guest co-host, though.

Yeah.

You're also here the whole time. You know how they do us, Dom. You know how they do us, bruh. I didn't make this list. I had to read it off.

All right, well, I do have an award.

You know how they do us.

Brother of the day.

Juju.

Hold on, I can't get my award?

Oh.

All right, I didn't think you had it.

Give it, give it. Brother of the Day goes to Brady Kachuck. Yeah. All right, good job, Brady.

Got brothers on the Panthers now.

You earned it. Good job.

Also, the, the Liar/Purple Heart Award goes to my brother Dan. Let's give him that one as well. He didn't, he didn't take no damn COVID test.

He didn't take it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sick as a dog.

No one's willingly sticking the thing up their nose. It's so uncomfortable. My God.

Damn here lying.

Hang with him. Uh, Juju, let's get to some poll questions for today. What do we have?

Do the great ones get sick? 68% of the audience says no, they don't.

He's a woke scumbag.

Ah, damn. I also like to remind the people to listen to Zazzlo Show 2.0 today, wherever you get your podcast.

Wow, excellent.

Is the person making Plexiglas a billionaire? 85% of the audience says yes, they are.

No way. Woke scumbag.

A billionaire?

Easy.

A lot of plexiglass out there.

Mm-hmm. I also like to remind the people that my brother Roy and my brother, uh, his partner David Dworky, they doing some great stuff over there reporting around, uh, the Kachuk trades with the Hockey Show. Lock in right now.

Appreciate you.

Is the person making cardboard boxes a billionaire? Is the person making cardboard boxes a billionaire? 77% of the audience says yes, he is.

He's the woke scumbag.

Ah, come on.

Damn it.

I also like to remind the people to listen to the Pitch Clock right damn now, wherever you are. Cut me off and go watch the Pitch Clock right now.

I am.

You feel me? Can a magician ever be the greatest showman ever? 66% of the audience says no, he cannot.

He's the woke scumbag.

I can't believe we never said Hugh Jackman. Yeah, he is the greatest showman.

Also, quick reminder to go to YouTube and search— search MMA Hangout right now and listen to it as soon as this is over with my brother Tony. Is James Brown's Funky Christmas the greatest Christmas album of all time? 67% of the audience says no, it is not.

He's a woke scumbag.

And last poll, is Cocaine the greatest showman of all time? Yeah, this is a Miami crowd. 89% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

He's a woke scumbag.

Thanks, Juju.

Thank you, guys.