Transcript of Championship Tuesday! | Postgame Show

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Juju will be with us here in a second to update the polls. Uh, got a number of things that I want to get to before we get out of here. For the day. Chris, can you please come in here and assemble and put together for the end of today's show the raising of our championship banner today on a Championship Tuesday, the best day when no games are being played around Heat basketball since those three players came up on a platform and rose up— Chris Bosh, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade— and seemed to signal to everyone the winning of a championship before a game had been played. Today felt a little bit like this. And I caution all of you, I really think that people are sleeping when they think of the idea that this is a team being built for next year, like 2 years from now, 3 years from now, 4 years from now. They're going to build it to win a championship next year. Like, that's what they're going to try to do. Pat Riley's not doing 2 and 3 and 4 year plans. He's going to try and win the championship next year.

And I think that the idea of a slow, patient process on this is not what they're doing. It's real all or nothing stuff on we intend to win because New York just won and we're fighting with Boston at the top of the conference. I also want to get to some video because we are neither topical nor timely. Uh, Jeremy, uh, when he had a whole film crew with him earlier, said you wouldn't believe what happened after we stopped and weren't on live anymore. He said something good happened where a fan showed up, but we didn't catch it on camera. So let's play it now. 3 hours later.

Kendall, good work. I stopped here to tell you this, dude. You're a freak. Yeah, I love that. Jay? Yeah, Jay, listen, my man, it's been 10+ years.

This is what we did.

Jay, I love you, man. That's awesome. Where are you going to work? I'm at the Coast Guard, baby. My man. Thank you. And thank you for your service. I'm going to bring your name up on this right now. Jay from the Coast Guard, my man.

Would have been good 2 or 3 hours ago.

But thank you, Jay, for your service.

Speaking of which, thank you not at all, Jeremy, for yours. And also, Speaking of not topical and not timely, here's a mean video from the Knicks parade.

We're headed up to the security checkpoint. We'll see what's going to happen here. Will they allow us with all our gear, or is this as far as we go? I'm about to be the one to bust my ass right now. Hold on. We made it inside. I'll be honest with you, Sean's got a backpack that would get flagged anywhere, any security situation around the world. It looked— wires and timers and stuff. I was like, oh my God, I don't know him. She's just like, hey, just have him hold your backpack as you walk through. I was like, really? And we're in. You can see the crowd is already crazy.

My girlfriend cheated.

My dad got deported.

But we fucking champions!

Fuck the Celtics. Knicks in 5, bitch.

What about Trae Young?

Let's fuck Trae Young too.

You don't care about Trae Young.

It's about time.

So this guy right here literally just walked up and said, what's happening here? Can you imagine not knowing? Like, I'm not saying you got to be a Knicks fan or you got to be all in it, but like to literally be like, Why is there so much traffic? Did you buy this or have you had this since Jeremy Lin was playing for the Knicks?

I've had this since I was like 10 years old. Lin-sanity, dude.

Jeremy Lin rocks.

Now that guy's got a view. That guy's got a view. What up, what up, what up, what up? You can't tell me there's not at least 3 million people here. Look at this, on top of the cop car, man. He's out of cop band. What's up, bro? What's up, man? How you doing? I've never seen New York this happy and this nice. And friendly. I feel like I fell into a bizarro version of New York. Everyone's nice, even the cops.

What are you laughing about?

So much. What up, what up, what up, what up, what up?

Yo, yo, what up?

Good to see you. I'm in the house, baby.

Yeah, that's right, I'm a meme, no big deal.

See you.

What up?

Give me a five. You want a picture right now? No selfie?

Sean, put the camera back on.

Say it again. What up, what up, what up?

Jeremy and him both did that.

Oh no, Jeremy did a "my man." I love— please clip that.

What is it, Jay?

My man.

Yeah, you really made sure that guy knew he was your man.

I need that. I don't know what we're going to do tomorrow, but I know it's going to be drenched in my man.

That's my man.

What Amin did would have been better a week ago. And Chris, can you get in here and start our ceremony? We are going to unfurl a Championship Tuesday banner here, but Juju is here to update the polls. And also, Juju, do you have a top 5 list for us today?

Oh yeah, man. I got a top 5 potential free agents that might be faff for y'all boys to look out for. You dig it? First off, ol' I, Kobe White. My boy cut the fro off. He looking like Heat Culture, probably smelling like it. Nextly, I don't know how bad y'all want him, but Chris Middleton. He out there for you. If you want them, probably for the LO. Salute to Shawty Lo. Number, uh, another OLI, Anthony Simons.

Oh God, those are going to be expensive though. You're not going to get White and Simons that cheap, are you? Like those, you're not—

maybe not. You just got to keep an eye on them, brother. I'm not saying you're gonna get them, just keep one of your eyes on them. All right, you feel me? All right, next, Tim Hardaway Jr., also OLI, you know what I'm saying? We like the boy down here. But number 5, starting off the real deal list, Quentin Grimes. Very good with the Sixers this year, aggressive, and he got exactly what y'all boys looking for. Check out my boy. Number 4, the best shooter in the world, like Tony said, Luke Kinnard.

Not my take, Stan Van Gundy said that, and then Dan sent me a picture or video of Luke Kinnard hitting the side of the backboard against Houston.

Hello.

He said he was better than Steph Curry as a shooter.

Clanked against the side the backboard on a— on a—

number 3, the man, not the myth, Landry Shammett, NBA champion, got to know. Number 2, LeBron James. Keep an eye out for my boy Expeditiously. And the number 1 free agent y'all boys need to keep y'all eye on, tell me, big T.A. Thanasis. Antetokounmpo in the Heat uniform.

He is a free agent. Chris, keep working on the unfurling of that banner. Don't do it yet though. Don't do it yet because we've got to update the polls and we got to give Juju a second here to get all of the polls in order. Don't do it yet. I heard something break. Was that your femur? What was it that just— what is it that I just—

I'm trying to plug this back in.

Okay, be careful please. Don't electrocute yourself. The big close to the show today will be the unfurling of the Miami Heat's, uh, Championship Tuesday banner. Uh, let's go ahead and update the polls.

Juju, good angle for me.

Did you know that the fine for littering in Miami Beach is $1,500? That's not the first offense. 86% of the audience says no, they did not.

Flamely.

Does Ernie Johnson still live in black and white? Confusing for people who ain't watching the show. 81% of the audience says yes, my boy.

Flamely.

I also like to just make the announcement, I am officially washed as a Celtics fan. I'm washed. I spent last week hugging, damn near crying with my homeboy who's been a Knicks fan his whole life, my boy Mike. Salute. I'm talking about I was tearing up so happy for him. And then last night when the Giannis thing happened, the first person I thought of was my brother Zaslo. I was like, just tell them, Zaslo, they've been wrong as hell all week and I'm just rooting for y'all. So I'm— I might be the lamest Celtics fan in the history of the world. My Neither here nor there.

You're welcome on the bandwagon, my man.

Do actors prefer to play the hero or the villain? 66% of the audience says the villain. And last poll, F Boston, 90% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Family, uh, thank you. And on that note, let's, uh, let's turn the, uh, the lights down so that we could do this, uh, video appropriately. We will, uh, again tell the audio that if you wish to see this, YouTube, LeBittard and Friends is where you want to go. You want to have a video accompaniment to this big ceremony.

@LeBittardShow.

Yes, thank you. @LeBittardShow. Let's, let's all enjoy what is this Championship Tuesday where we won these 12 hours right before— we didn't even talk about the NBA draft, which is tonight, but these 12 hours, let's go ahead and turn off the lights here. And let's go dark here on YouTube Live as we unfurl our banner.

At last.

Yes, there it is. At last. Way to go, Chris. A lovely banner there. Miami defeats Boston on the only Tuesday that matters. A Tuesday in June. Tuesday title, baby.

We got a Tuesday title, my man!

Hey, healthy crew!

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