Local Hour: The 2023 DLS Turk Off!
It! Is! Time! The 2023 Dan Le Batard Show Turk Off is here as Greg Cote and Roy Bellamy compete for the best tasting turkey in the DLS family. Then, 🎶 His name is Puka, Puka Nacua, and his quarterback is not named Tua 🎶, Lucy tells us about a hilarious new Iowa Offensive Coordinator candidate, and Billy needs a snot rocket as he's dressed in his F1 Bucket of Death punishment. Plus, we check in with Greg as he fries his turkey on a concrete ledge while barefoot in an enclosed garage next to live wires, Tommy Devito's agent cashes in, and John Oliver is "woke." Note from the writer: Hey. It's Jeremy. Nothing in my whole life has ever made me feel as anxious as watching Greg Cote do this. Nothing. Ever. Nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Austin Ekeler on Chargers Changes
Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A. react to Week 15. The guys play a game of If The Season Ended today and tell you who would move on in the current playoff matchups. Austin Ekeler joins the show to discuss the Chargers letting go of HC Brandon Staley and GM Tom Telesco. Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs who didn't start the season as their team's starter. Billy has his weekly BBBBBB picks headed into MNF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Mason Rudolph...is...BACK!
The chunk of flesh ripped out of Tua's arm leads us to a conversation on the expense of tattoos, and Billy has a question for Chris before we end the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 2: What's in Billy's Bag?
We kick off Hour 2 with QB talk: Jameis Winston brought a briefcase to work to be an inspiration, the "yeah, no" of NFL quarterbacks, the Trevor Lawrence question, and Lamar Jackson's case for MVP. Then, would you go on a 9-month long cruise? The Shipping Container has some strong opinions on cruise ship food. Plus, Jessica has decided who from the show she'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, Billy takes a look through his bag, the crew watches what may be the worst layup attempt of all-time, and Stugotz has nothing left in the tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: 'pologies
Mike's limited fake Ed Orgeron forces Dan into some reckless speculation. Jessica believes Red Zone should be discounted through the rest of the NFL season, and Chris can't believe the dissension he's hearing in the room over the delightful Scott Hanson. Then, two incredible sound bites from Jake Browning and David Njoku, too much Tucci, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound leads the crew to discuss how they'd handle the end of the world. Also, Stugotz spoils a new movie. Plus, it's time for Stu's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Huh... No Piss
Dan is embargoing his Dolphins and NFL thoughts, so we'll get to those later. First, Billy's phone is racist, no one can find the proper networks on their televisions, and do you have a speaker in your bathroom? Then, Leeman got stuck in an elevator over the weekend, and it leads us to discuss HOW you'd want to get stuck. Do you want someone in there with you? Would you lay down? Would you pee...? Plus, heartbreak for the Cesta Cyclones, Aaron Rodgers still wants to play despite the Jets season being over, and Raheem Mostert is somehow one of the most successful Dolphins of all-time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: I'm Just Spitballing
God Bless Football will come out later today since Billy and Stugotz have an interview scheduled with Austin Ekeler, so we get FRESH TAKES from the duo on the NFL. Then, Stugotz tries to get a sponsorship, Mike Ryan has information but is not a journalist, and the transfer portal has some incredible message-boarding going on. Plus, Chip Kelly has an idea for the future of College Football, Jessica runs out of breath giving takes, and...is Miami going to miss out on its QB? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Hodgepodgin' It!
It's a Postgame Show hodgepodge of content! First, Pablo Torre provides us with a segment from today's Pablo Torre Finds Out where he, Katie Nolan, and Dan Soder chat about urology and gym memberships. So, ya know, standard #sports stuff. Then, The Hockey Show with Roy is here as Roy and David Dwork discuss the Florida Panthers before Dimitri Filipovic of The Hockey PDOcast joins the duo for a "10-minute misconduct" to explain why Aleksander Barkov is headed to a Selke Trophy and to touch on other topics around the NHL. Plus, it's Tony's MMA Hangout with his guest Danny Segura from MMA Junkie. They preview what's coming at you this weekend with UFC 296! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: GEN CFB
Jessica and Lucy are fascinated by the Panera Charged Lemonade that has been killing people* and the memes that have spawned from it. Amin walks a dangerous line, and Lucy teaches Dan why his opinion on Liquid Death's water is out of touch. Then, the crew discusses the weirdest stretches of land in Florida as Charlotte teaches us about Hussey's General Store that sells "guns, wedding gowns, and cold beer." Also, Chris wants to look for the best moments in sports that make you saw "Awwwwww." Plus, Jess and Lucy's College Football segment finally has a name: GEN CFB. They discuss Army-Navy, the Heisman, Kirk Herbstreit losing his mind on Twitter, and preview the early bowl games. *For legal purposes: the lemonade, ya know, might not be killing the people? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Old Aches and Pains
Dan's costume kink rears its head once again as he has a suggestion for God Bless Football, John Skipper gets upset at a thumbs down emoji, and the crew goes to the Bucket of Death. Then, Colby Covington takes a shot at LeJaron James as his MAGA character continues to make him famous. Is it a bit? Does it matter? Plus, Stugotz actually listens, an old Luke Appling video brings the entire show the most joy they've felt all week, and Chris Cote updates the polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Local Hour: The Affable Chris Cote
Everyone on the show is exhausted from a long week behind the scenes. Dan is on a mission to determine who the most athletic person is on the show, and he also has his first ever claim that a team quit mid-game. Then, Peter King loves to wash the dishes, Brandon Staley does yoga, and we were stolen of a moment. Plus, the always jubilant, affable, and jolly Chris Cote is ready to lose his mind. Is he STILL angry about the call against Kadarius Toney or is he scared of the Jets? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
GBF- Peter King, Quincy Williams, Simms, Golic, Juju and more!
Billy and Stugotz react to a horrific TNF game between the Chargers and the Raiders. Peter King and Billy bond over their love for doing dishes. Quincy Williams thinks Robert Saleh's beard is painted on. Stu Ya Gotz. Chris Simms has never felt better about Tyreek Hill being the MVP. Golic and Stugotz were left to their own devices. Juju joins Carl, SherBear, Gordie and K-Funk to make their weekly picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Quadrupling Down
Chris continues to try to defend his Kadarius Toney take, and did Tom Hanks have two careers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 2: Who Will He Chews?
First, what does it mean when the NBA says Draymond Green will receive counseling? We examine the story with the crew from Oddball before JuJu delivers today's Thursday Thunder. Then, Mina Kimes is back to talk Zach Wilson, Josh Allen, talent evaluation, game managers, Amin's incredible Geno Smith prediction, a new game show idea, and to absolutely roast both Chris and Lucy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: Lucy's Dog Problem
After Jessica explains the issue dogs are having in Miami, the crew has a debate over a polarizing decision Lucy has made to adopt a shelter dog for a day. Then, Adnan Virk and David Samson are here to deliver their Top 5 Musical/Comedy Golden Globe Winning Films, and Amin has opinions...he just won't say them. Plus, has Jack Nicholson been coasting off movies from 50 years ago? Did Oppenheimer ruin the movie-going experience? Does Scorsese need an editor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: JuJu Gotti's Wake and Take
Stugotz explains why he is so grateful to be handing Wake and Take off to JuJu Gotti, a man who Dan wants to name the "General Caretaker" of the show. JuJu explains the way the show helped him during dark times, and the show explains how JuJu's helped us feel more joy. (The crew also discusses Cam Newton's game manager take and Stu has some thoughts.) Then, IT'S TIME FOR JUJU GOTTI'S WAKE AND TAKE FEATURING FANS OF THE SHOW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Postgame Show: Soda Jerks
Jeremy is angry about the response to his song, Charlotte wants to try Utah soda, and Mike, Chris, Amin, and Tony react to the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 2: Gabagool, New York, New Yoooooooork
Charlotte has ideas of what Travis Kelce should do for Taylor Swift's birthday, and who do you think of when you think of COVID first starting? Then, Dave & Buster's, Cam Newton talks about game managers in a weird hat, and the Cowboys, 49ers, Dolphins, and Lions. Plus, Jeremy used his time "floating" to deliver a song everyone immediately hates, and we play everyone's favorite game: AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Returns!
Dan has a message for the Shipping Container after our Rob Delaney interview, and it somehow ends up as content for the show. Should Dan take a break? Was JuJu actually mad earlier? Should we be discussing...any of this? Then, congrats to Ron Magill, Pablo Torre as Michael Wilbon, and the Magic Crate of Content returns to save the show. Plus, we head back to discuss Dan's new shirts and Sleeveless A. Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Suey: Laughter and Grief Go Together
Dan discusses on and off air disagreements, and as he name-drops Chris Long, the Dolphins are one of the biggest. Then, Football™ keeps happening to quarterbacks and our security guard, Frankie, LOVED our White Elephant gift exchange. Plus, Rob Delaney stops by to discuss his book "A Heart That Works," about the death of his son and the grief that comes from it, and as Dan wants to gain some words of wisdom after the passing of his brother, they both want to find a way to make the interview funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices