Transcript of WNBA Milk Bag Puffer Jackets and It’s Ring Season | Alley Oop | Ep 22

Welcome back to the Alley Oop. You already know I'm joined by my illustrious sister, Trista Crick. Bump the intros. We got a lot to talk about. Let's get straight into it.

This has to be the best Puffer jacket in God's creation. I already I got multiple people DMing me that I had to comment on this, so I cannot wait for this back and forth. I haven't spoken about this. It's hard when you talk about women's basketball all the time to not have something that is fresh and not been touched like mother's milk inside their teeth, if you will. So when are we going to add it to the screen? It's not on the screen.

You can't see. No. Ms. Rebecca, ladies and gentlemen. Come on. This is Ms. Rebecca. Look, take a bow. She was a professional.

It's usually the talent that struggles with the technology. But today it's been all production. You see it now? You see it now? You can see your doc. You can see your doc We can't see anything else.

We see that doc. That's a beautiful doc.

It's a great Google doc. Stop with me. This is not going to be- Where is Scott?

Nobody effing with you, except you, Ms. Rebecca. Oh, yeah, Where she goes.

It's utterly beautiful.

Okay, she's back.

Are these from the store or from the source?

Bro, that look like a scrape from the source. Since, what the hell?

That's some cocaína-level mother's milk.

Bro, I love Skyla Diggins. Skyla Diggins, I love the passion in her. She remind me of Wrestler West, bro. She's just a doll.

But, girl, This is what it is when the CBA comes back and they say they have some additional support for mothers in the WMBA, that somebody is going to be the one that carries all the mother's milk for the kids in the daycare in the room on the back. All she needs to do is just poke, and then the little babies can... You don't even need... You could literally label them like, This is from Sky, this is from Nafisa, this is from... And we send them all. This is like a blood bank, but for milk.

Like I said, I don't know if this is a cause. I don't know what the cause is.

I think it's an ad from Big Cow. Big Cow.

From Big Cow.

Yeah, Big Cow is coming in. I know it's not what we think it is. So it's not plant-based. It's not plant-based. Oh, I don't think that's almond milk, baby. Almond milk doesn't have that thick cocaína white that we see. Right.

That cocaína hue.

It's translucent almond milk. I've I made my share of almond milk in my day, and it doesn't have that level of bright, ice, white Air Force One energy. You know what I mean? That's fire. Even if it wasn't milk, even if it was just white paint that had been diluted, which it could be. I don't think that's all milk because that's a hazard, right?

You can't wear a milk jacket and it's really white painting.

Did you see the ad? Did you see the ad where she opens it?

Hell, no.

Oh, we got to open up. You got to find the ad. Ms. Rebecca, there's a whole thing. It's just her opening up a fridge, and the only thing inside of it is that vest.

Bro, the fear that just came across Ms. Rebecca's eyes when you said, Ms. Rebecca, find the ad. That's not bothers her since she's gone through it today. I don't know what she doing. I don't give a damn. She got that bitch from the milk from a cow, scraped from the teeth. Like she said, Ms. Rebecca said, Utterly ridiculous. Bro, you go outside in that jacket. Right. You're going outside in that jacket in the cold. That thing on freeze, and now you're colder.

Listen, my milk coat brings all the boys in the yard, and they're like, It's better than you all. That's, I think, a fetish, too.

It is a fetish. It ain't going to help them get no playoff wins because the Aces put foot in the milk last night. They put the whole goddamn turd in the milk.

Way to bring it back to basketball. I'm glad you brought it back to what matters.

Is it the storm? Speaking of turds and milk, Skala Diggins ran off the court last night. It looks like a to me. I'm not trying to be immature. This looks like a Paul pierce situation.

She held her towel over her butt and went into the locker room. What else could it be? Maybe that's the sign for, I need to go fill up the milk jacket. I think it's an ad for the I play on my period ad.

Okay. See, now I am out of this conversation.

That right there is 4D chest. That right there is 4D chest. If you leave a playoff game to insert the add-They're in white. It's a woman's nightmare. You know what? It is. You know what? That is a good call. You should have the period shorts.

Okay, what are period shorts? No, no, no, no, no, When you have your period, sometimes the tampons don't be tamponing.

You start coming. I'm with you. Things start coming. Things start going out. I'm with you. When that happens, the barrier of your thong or your underwear, it is just very minimal. And by that point, white shorts are no longer an option. Okay? Okay. So period shorts are any color shorts that will not show your period on said shorts.

So she should have on a pair of green shorts just because-Yes. Oh, my God.

That's a good video, though. The question is, is it responsible or irresponsible journalism to follow up at the presser? You lost by a bajillion to the Las Vegas aces. But we saw you leave the tunnel with a towel over your shorts.

I don't give a damn like I But no time to care. I'm feeling- Mr. Becker, do you have any more word on the curse for the kids? Mr. Becker, I promise to God, you got to learn how to make this video bigger. Am I like, we watching this and everything. We see your emails, Can we do CRM? We see your dick pics. Can you just make this video bigger?

Finally?

Yes. It's better.

Oh, Jesus Christ. It's better. You know what someone should... What is this? Is When Skyler Diggens gets back to the locker room.

Skyler Diggins is going to get us, bro.

She is so ripped and so strong.

Remember when the Owls lost to the vinyl in the Unrival League Playouts for the first time all year? I ain't never seen somebody madder than Skyla Diggins at that point. She was heated.

And it's like her eyes when she's upset. I No, you just leave her be for a while. Don't ask her if there's anything wrong. Don't ask her, Hey, do you need any? Just really get out the way. Let her- Do this. Let her put that milk vest on in peace.

You feel me? Come on, sis. Salute. Especially when she got the messy bun, when she got the messy bun on top of her head and this junk ball tip. That's great. Watch out. Don't come over here.

Don't make her put that Notre Dame headband on either.

See, then that's the problem. It's going to be a real big problem. Salute to Notre Dame.

Salute to her. I love some Skyler Diggins.

The storm went to Las Vegas last night. Lay the egg, man. I know it's the playouts. I know the Vegas Aces have won, what, 15, 16 in a row at this point?

That's 17 now. That's 17 after last night.

That's ridiculous. Becky Hammond. Damn, that shit's so fired. But at the same time, I spent more from the storm. I spent more from the team. Nekla, last night She was doing stuff that was uncharacteristic. She was throwing balls at folks. I'm like, look. Yeah, let's see that. Do you have that available? I don't mean to make your day worse, Ms. Rebecca.

Let's see if she can figure it out. Let's see if we have like, Okay, Cupid on the tabs.

Exactly.

Or Only Farmers. I don't know what you're into.

Is this CPT? Yeah, CPT. Okay, here we go. There she goes. She back.

Let's not get too excited. Just give mama a Give mama a second.

Put that on the shirt, Dylan. Give mama a second. Look at Nekah. Look at Madam President. She gets the ball in. You know what?

She literally just rolled it over Chelsea Gray's head right there.

This is the play-off, and I don't think that they got their mind right. I know Noelle will get them right going back to Seattle. Will she?

Will she get them right?

As right as they can be.

There is no team This team that's level of play does not match their talent as much as the Seattle Storm. You have an former MVP caliber player in NECA. You have You have a rookie who is wise and skilled beyond her gears in Dominic Malanca. You have one of the best 3D players in the league, stifling defense in Gabby Williams. You have a Bucket Getter ISO creator in Skyler Diggins. You have a rim protector rebounder in Eze Magdebourg. Come on now. You've got A sixth Woman of the year. Get you a clutch bucket at the end of the game just to sneaky-squeak it into the playoffs in Erica Wheeler.

There it is. Where are you guys? One more. One more.

Guys, who did I miss?

They got an all-star point guard that they traded for.

I forgot all about slim. And then you got the best dressed, most cool, composed player who can do a little bit of everything, Swiss Army Knife in slim. Come on, man. Brittany Sykes, a player who was an All-Star and probably should have been an All-Star before everybody got injured, couldn't even get the vote while her rookies got the votes. So you got six, seven players who are really high caliber players, and you put up that level of an egg on the aces who just a month ago were just scratching and claw for your life. Why aren't you scratching and clawing for your life? Why aren't you prepared to send two, three bodies at Asia Wilson? Why are you letting her go, isolation, one-on-one, cooking, barbecued, chickening you in the paint, putting up almost 30 points and multiple other stat lines, letting her shoot wide-open threes? What are we doing here, Noel?

Look, Mike, drop on that one. There is nothing I can say that can add on to that. She just put it perfect.

Can we talk about the Mercury real quick?

Let's go.

If Alyssa Thomas wants to be ever seriously considered in MVP conversations, you You cannot airball and you cannot smoke an open layup. You cannot turn the ball over all in the span of the last one minute and 20 seconds where your team does not score at all.

Also miss two free throws.

Two free throws. Clutch. Two free throws.

Come on, bitch. Come on now.

Can't have that.

You might need to get the shoulder surgery soon because- Listen, if But this was a men's broadcast.

Talk about it. The next day, Stephen A. Smith or Skip Bayliss or whoever would be like, Alyssa Thomas is not a true superstar because superstars are not allowed to do all of this mess at home in a best of three series. And now you're going back to New York, you're probably cooked. And this was your opportunity because Brianna Stewart right there got injured. And I know she got injured in over time, but it was only a matter of time, probably in a noncontact situation in game two or whoever knows. But she had that opportunity to steal game one, and you have home court advantage, and you can't just say at the end of the game, it's a make or miss leak. That's just you have to take accountability.

Right. I messed up, Coach. Look, it won't happen again. I need to make that. I bear minimum. Yeah, bare minimum. It won't happen again. Got to make that. I got to make them free throws. I got to make a layup for the winner, the game winner layup in regulation.

And it was open, wide open. Got to do that. Got to get your own rebound and not let Sabrina get up in there. There were four or five critical Alyssa Thomas mistakes and errors and pieces of vulnerabilities that you just cannot have when you've had as good of a season and you want to be the marquee player of a franchise. Just can't have that.

Right. And Nicole McCartney, crucial turnover. Oh, my God. We're under a minute to go, bro. But the positive from the other side of the ball, Natasha Cloud, man. Ntasha Cloud said, Oh, you all boys decided to trade me when you all said you all were never going to trade me. And we happen to have you all on our playoff schedule to get to the semifinals. Take Take these right here. Four steals. Come on, man. 20 points. Yes, I'm back in the desert and take these with the black mask on. Mask of the Fantasm, my sister.

Salute. The Kobe. The Kobe mask. The Kobe mask on. Come on now.

And- Bobby returned to the Valley, man. Did bit work. Great win by the liberty.

Great win. Gritty win. We need the stars to be starring.

That's what we need. And speaking of stars, star, Minnesota Lynx, man. New Star was real star-y. Get the ring ready. Oh, get the ring ready. Get the ring ready.

Get the ring ready.

Oh, my God. Bro, the salute to the stars that they got. But Natisha Hyderman yesterday, big 18 points, four assists, three rebounds, up still, plus 33 on the game. It's the playouts. We're not talking about practice. We're talking about the playouts. Stud, Bud, stand up. Pink Wigs, where are you? Unite. Autobots, let's go. Bro, how can you be a Minnesota Lynx fan and not think that the Championship is yours this year. Big Fee, I don't even think she had to play in the fourth quarter. She did not.

She was chilling. She was kekeing over there in the bench in her warmups. She She didn't have to do a damn thing. And I tell you what, even though Courtney Williams only had 11, 4, and 4, I would say this- Light work. Light work. Don't have to do nothing. Just 27 minutes is all she had to play. But She has changed her game and changed her conditioning because we saw anybody who was in the building at Barclays saw that the court didn't have it at the end of the game. She didn't have it in overtime. She was gassed. She had, obviously, some big moments that got them back in, responsible for a couple of those wins. But she's changed everything now that her... Now her endurance is up, up. I don't know that she will even need to go the distance in terms of minutes and in terms of testing the lengths of her endurance conditioning work. But she's ready. She looks on another level. Her mid-range game is is sexy. It's just automatic. You know what I mean? And so she's getting to the pain.

Right. Especially now, not enough is said about when you're doing everything you're doing, when you You're having success and you're having wins, and you're doing it next to your dog. Come on now. Bro, that's a different level of just confidence. That's why I feel like LaTisha can go crazy. She already been a doll, no matter what. She's been a doll with Connecticut She's been a doll every stop she had. But now she got her twin with her every step of the way. They ask Thug. Salute to Atlanta right now. We're going through a lot. But asked Thug the other day, Why you ain't putting that music out? You feel me? And he was like, I ain't got my twin with me. It feel different now. I ain't got no friends right now. Bro, to have this type of success, be the number one seed in the WNBA, have the whole arena rocking the pink wigs. Come on now. And it's because of you You and your twin. Come on, bro. I might score 30 points off that alone. That confidence, that's life-saving confidence. That's everything when it comes to that.

And her story is incredible. I was such a huge fan. She became probably my favorite guard to watch when she played for Connecticut, Courtney. I was like, If I could just inject someone else's game into me, it would be Courtney. You just the swag, the handles, just how she does. She's just saucy, and she produces. You're right, to do it next to your friend, to have this big of a moment when you're on the cover of Vogue, to have the stud bud's movement be what it is, to have the CMO of Twitch want to meet you because of how successful you guys have been at a game, to have the whole arena rocking the pink wigs because of you, and you have home court advantage through the whole playoffs where that The crowd is going to be right there. I mean, it's ring season. It's ring season.

Our dad is supporting the big way. Look, Courtney Williams is a sore subject for me just because she was an Atlanta dream.

Because they discarded her. She should have been a max player in Atlanta right now.

Look, we're going to keep respect on the Atlanta Dream organization.

Yes, but that was a different organization.

It was, but it It wasn't because it was still not too long ago. But she got into an altercation during the summertime where her and her homegirl, Crystal Bradford, they put the powers on somebody, a They're on their own man. They put the powers on a man outside here at the food truck in Atlanta. It's a popular spot. But at the same time, that look isn't necessarily what the team was going for. They don't want to be associated. So That ultimately turned into Ryan Howard. You feel me? Because we ended up giving her the rights to Connecticut. But every single game I would see Courtney play in Atlanta, my seats are pretty awesome. So I always tell her, She can't guard you. Nobody can guard you. You're the best player in the world. Every time. And that was in 2021. This 2021, '22 we're talking about is how I felt about Courtney. Hero to me because she's also from a small All country town called Foulston, Georgia, Southeast Georgia, and it's not too far from Waycross, Georgia, where I'm from. And so people don't make it out there and do this type of shit in the world.

So I'm always a fan of Courtney, man. But damn, I feel like we had one, even though, like I said, we turned into Ryan Howard and we got it going now.

That's pretty damn good. That's pretty damn good.

Right. So I can't be mad, but at the same time- Different players.

Totally different players.

Right. I always have respect and love for Courtney. Always going to support the stud, but you got to know. Look, man, I can't put it no better than that. Thank you all for tuning in, man. As always, thank you to my sister, Trista Crick. Thank you. @dlshoops is where you find us on YouTube. Catch us next time. Same bad channel. Couple of different bad times, you feel us.

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