Transcript of Postgame Show: White Chocolate Keeps It Real New

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That's right. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. Draftkings. The Crown is yours. Juju, what do we got? I hear this music track bed in my nightmares on some Saturday nights. I just be like, Oh, man, Thursday Thunder. So let's make sure we get it right this time so it could be a sweet dream. If you dig me. First leg, I'm going to the association, pulling up on my brother Paulo Banquero, man, a. K. A. Patrick Mahones. My boy got that look in his eyes lately. He's been stepping up. He had a couple down games, but him and Desmond Bane got something going. Over 21. 5 points for my boy tonight in Houston. Second leg, I'm traveling. You already know the return of He's dominating to Phoenix tonight, going against all his old homies. You got to know he going to be motivated. So I'm going with Austin Reeves for over 20. 5 points tonight. Do not bet on DeAndre Agan. Take my advice. If it happens, lucky him. Last leg. Come on, man. Dylan Bruce got his hand in the cast. Jalen Green, sometimes he plays, sometimes he's not. D-book, he on the sideline, the newest D-Book shoes ever you ain't seen.

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But them brothers ain't playing. So I'm going with the Lakers money line tonight. Lock it in with confidence. You smell.

00:02:16

Good job, Juju. Juju, what are people saying about the show today? People enjoy us?

00:02:21

Man, people enjoying it, man. We've had some times in some weeks where we have substitute teachers, and the audience is pretty loud of how they feel about them. And I got to tell you, bro, this week has been fantastic. It's been refreshing to listen to and be a part of. You brothers are killing it. Of course, my boy Zad's experience. He ain't new to this. He's true to this. And Dave, it's been a pleasure getting to know you more and seeing you as still under them bright lights.

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How about that, Dave?

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We've put my traitorous actions behind us both.

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Absolutely not. That's too far. I got something for you, though, David. What does What does this make you? What does this do to you or for you? Baby, if you give it to me, I give it to you. I know what you want.

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You know what I got. I know that. That's Mariah Carey.

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There we go. Yes, sir. Busta Rhymes and the Flipmode Squad also.

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Definitely wasn't Joy Division.

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I'm back. All right.

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What else you got here for us, Juju? What do you got for us today?

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Yeah, man. In the world full of liars and cappers and people who want to put on for you, I enjoy people who keep it real. And the latest person who kept it the most real is my brother White Chocolate, a. K. A. Jason Williams. People didn't know that him and Randy Moss were high school teammates in the basketball. So they always think like, Dang, you and Randy might could have did something. Maybe Randy should have took his talents to the NBA. And so they asked my brother Jason Williams what his opinion of him versus the current talent in the NBA. Check it out. You and Randy Moss versus these NBA duos.

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I want you to tell me who's going to win.

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Jordan and Pippen. We're going to get beat. Jokich and Murray. Yeah, we're going to get beat. Katie and Russ. Yeah, beat bad. Jack and Kobe. Yeah, Kobe take care of all of us. Steph and Clay. Yeah, Steph and Clay beat us, too. We're going to go 0 for 7.

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It's awesome.

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Salute, man. Keep it real. They thought it was this fun game to play It's just like, Yep, same answer.

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I love Jason Williams. I remember the first time that I saw him because he started his career at Florida. He was a gator basketball player. He was a freshman, and I went to, I think it was the first ever Orange Bowl basketball classic down here. In one game, the Hurricane played, and back then in the next game, the Gators played. Now it's the Semitals, but it used to be the Gators. The Gators won their game, and they had this white kid playing point guard, freshman who dominated I'm watching the game with my dad. I'm like, Who the hell is that kid? They give out an MVP, and he won the MVP. Jason Bourne was like, Holy shit. That kid is awesome. Of course, after that year, he got kicked off the team. But that was my first introduction to him. He was so good.

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And then a few years later, you had the same conversation about Teddy DuPay?

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Yes, of course. And he got kicked off the team as well. Yeah, the Gators, they like those point guards who eventually got to throw off the team. But love Jason Williams, man. Juju, we haven't done this in a few days. You got some free game for us?

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Oh, man. Yes, sir. I got some free game for the world, man. We always want to live in the moment. That's the true freedom and true just living of life is to live in the present. So whatever the quote is you did. And so while you're remembering who you are every step of every day, hero who's listening to this out there, remember that you're going to be 90 years old one day. 90 years old one day. You And you're going to be sitting around a campfire telling your grandkids, your cousins, the people in the nursing home with you, all the stuff you did right now. So make the story fire as hell. Get out there. Don't be scared. Put the music out. Make that artist. Put the shirts out. Do whatever your dreams is, because guess what? You don't want to grow old with that regret because that's when it comes sour. So trust yourself, man, and get up out of there, man. Many years ago, I was on the radio, and I was challenged by my colleagues, and I'd never heard of the band named Joy Division.

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End of story. Oh, no.

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Is that you? Who's that? Too much head-ass.

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I haven't said enough. Juju, we were talking about Tony Dungey earlier today. He is out at Football Night of America. He is no longer going to be on the broadcast. Fair or unfair?

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I think that's fair because them folks can run their organization how they want to in their operation. But I think when it comes to Bill Belichick, what's important to remember is that Tony Dungy, that's a church man. You know what I He church folks, and he lead with that. So his opinion and his bias of what a Hall of Famer represents is going to be slightly different than the next voters. And so he's probably voting in some character issues and voting on somehow this last couple of years have played out as far as it represents to him as a man of faith. You dig? And so I think that that may play a part in it. I didn't talk to anybody. I don't know anything, but that may play a part in why he may or may not vote.

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That's a great point. Well, you know what? And I could totally respect that point. And then I would ask, so with all of that said, why doesn't Tony Dunchy say that? That'd be a good lesson to teach people.

00:07:58

Right. That's true. Love thy neighbor, though, right, Juju?

00:08:02

Belichick's his neighbor.

00:08:04

He's his neighbor, but he kicked this behind in them play-offs, too, like they said earlier.

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A lot of NBA. Nba has been back a few days. Second half of the season got underway. Let's get to an MVP of the day.

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Mvp of the day.

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That's right, son. I don't know if you saw last night, the Detroit Pistons got back in the wind calm. They had a tough loss a few days ago to San Antonio. Spurs never lose anymore. Last night, though, yes, banged up Oklahoma City team. I understand. But the Pistons got back in the win column with a 124, 116 win. They are 43 and 14 on the season. That is the best record in the NBA. And they were led last night by 29 points, 13 assists, four rebounds, three block shots from Cade Cunningham. All I'm saying is, if we're going to have a conversation about MVP, somebody better start to talk about Cade Cunningham.

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Been talking about him, boss.

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The crazy thing is Tom Havishaw wrote about it, and since Tom Habeshore wrote about it, the odds have shifted heavily to Kate Cunningham's favor. I've got the stats right in me right here, gentlemen. That's why I did my voice like this. On DraftKings Sportsbook, he moved from 14 to 1 to 9 and 2 during this stretch over the last week.

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I think that was Tony that moved the line.

00:09:43

Well, Tony got it because he read Tom Habeshore. What?

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You stole it from him? Yeah, I just...

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Lvp. Of the day.

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I looked at the numbers. Of all people. And the numbers indicated, Hey, Kate, might have an interesting chance. The dude that criticizes other media members for stealing takes from you in which they never actually heard of your take. Insane.

00:10:05

I think it's also important to remember that with the amount of games that the Joker and SGA has missed, they're almost on the line of not being eligible for that MVP award. So you might have a case right there. You dig?

00:10:22

Juju, if there was one song that you will recommend to Dave Damosheck from Mariah Carey, that he needs to get up to speed with, what are we going?

00:10:33

You know what? I'm going to take it old school, and I'm going to go for a heartfelt one because someone needs to learn a lesson about life and liberty. Let's go with Hero by Mariah Carey. Because it seems as though you need to listen to that and just look at a flag fly, brother. You can go Breakdown. For a couple of hours.

00:10:51

You can go Breakdown, which featured Bone Thugs in Harmon, and they did the impulse. They somehow harmonized with Mariah better than Boys to Men did.

00:10:58

Break, break down.

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Steady, break me on down. That was hard.

00:11:05

She was gorgeous in that video.

00:11:07

She's gorgeous all the time.

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Yeah, but that's when she said, You know what? I'm hopping out of this.

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Tommy Mottola in my back.

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No more jeans, shorts. Gorgeous all the time, huh?

00:11:18

Gorgeous all the time.

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She shows up on my algorithm.

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All the time, dude. All the time. Mariah Carey, open invitation.

00:11:25

Anytime. Absolutely. She's a big listener of the show. But Mike, We should get the fans involved with these LeBron, Bronnie shoes situation because we need to make this noise loud. Whatever content we can get are gone, but we need to send this all the way to the top to make sure that Bron and Bronnie hears that, Yo, I wanted these gold guys. What are these?

00:11:48

Juju, I mean, what was your take on how I played myself there? I'm not even blaming. I know this is a bait and switch, and this is very... What Nike did was very mean, but I'm embarrassed. That ball went off me, but I got tricked, and the intention was to trick.

00:12:02

I understand, bro, as an aging veteran myself, I don't know how to buy shoes sometimes, man. I'd be like, Oh, damn. Those shoes come out tomorrow. Where do I start? I know I can't win them here. Do I go to the store? They laugh at me in the store. You're trying to get a pair of these. You walking in, you want these. What an idiot. Everybody, look at this asshole.

00:12:24

It's exactly right. The industry has got to be turned upside down. That's like me going to a box office One ticket to Taylor Swift, please. They laughing out of the room.

00:12:32

That's funny. Juju walks in and grabs a shoe off the rag and like, Look at this asshole right here.

00:12:37

He's in a 13.

00:12:39

What are you buying there?

00:12:42

On the way out of here, man, also listening to at DLS Hoops, the Alley Ute Show with me and Trista on YouTube, as well as the Goodfollow Show at Goodfollow Show, @goodfollowshow, wherever you get your podcast. Listener of the day, pat_rickbyi. Cu fam. And lastly, much love and just hearts and every type of unconditional love goes out to Chris Bosh right now and his family and everyone who celebrates and loved the big three here. We got to send that brother some love, man. Get well soon, brother.

00:13:16

That's some scary shit that he was going through. He talked about it on his Instagram account about waking up and having blood all over him. Obviously, he's had the blood clot issue. So prayers and shout out to Chris Bosh. Also, shout out one last time to Pat McAfee. Yeah, let's get him up.

00:13:30

Yeah.

00:13:34

Thanks, Juju.

00:13:36

Thank you, guys.

Episode description

🎶Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you🎶

JuJu gives us his picks for Thursday Thunder, Jason Williams is incredibly honest, Zaslow gives us his MVP of the Day, JuJu has a Mariah Carey recommendation for Dave, and we give Pat McAfee one last deserved shoutout.
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