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Zaz, I heard you talking about Valentine's Day recently. You have big plans for Valentine's Day, correct? I do.
Yeah, I'm going to Vegas on Wednesday night. Going to Vegas for Valentine's.
Dude, this guy is going to take care of business over there in Vegas. That's right.
Taking my wife to Vegas. She's never been to Vegas. We got big plans.
What about your dad, Chris, on Valentine's Day? What does he do on Valentine's Day? He's been married for 174 years.
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All right. Excellent. So I've got some things to get to here with Juju. We seem to have a lot of polls today, but before we get into any of that, Juju, I have not been able to shake what happened to me during the second hour of our show when all of the crew informed me that I had misidentified Beyoncé, standing next to Jay-Z. There's no excuse, but it was a flash. It went by quickly, and I just saw a lot of... I saw hair, and here's the photo. Now, is this an understandable mistake that I made, or am I an idiot or both?
Look, man, a hit dog will holla, ladies and gentlemen. I wrote two words down, damn mistake. And look, my boy, he already know what it was, man. There is no explanation that could save you from this one, man. It's Black History Month. Happy Black History Month, everybody. Happy Black History Month. This is a penalty of the highest regard. Okay. Also, Chris, I have a submission for you for your red hair is Malcolm X.
We got him. He's got to think about that one. That's his move here. But he's already started thinking about lunching and checked out on the show and it's still reeling from the Delante West thing.
I'm like Shaq when he gets.
I'm not trying to be extra cool today by in this lounge chair. When I sat in my chair after coming back from San San Francisco, the chair literally snapped in half. That'll happen. I need to hit the treadmill ASAP. That's why I got this love thing going on.
The Super Bowl day, I do believe that a mean stomach issues and gastrointestinal stuff is something that the entire country is feeling a little bit of today. What were your thoughts on the Belichick Jordan Hudson T-shirt thing?
Yeah, man, I think the world is when somebody shows you who they are, believe them the first time, man. Whenever When the first Goofy Bill Belichick thing came out, I have stopped being surprised. I feel like the world should get in line, man. Just because we held him on that high pedestal for so long, I don't think we should hold him no more, man. We should look at this Goofy stuff that him and Jordan be up to and just be like, Yep, there goes the Goof Troop. There's Goofy and the Little Goofy. What's the Little Goofy meant? One name? Scrappy Do. I might be missing cartoons.
So you've got Belichet being fully aware, though, of everything that's going here?
Fully aware. He got too many people that love him, too many folks in his circle that's going to text him when they get on the shuttle to the game. You know what I mean? No, bro. But they're Goofy, so I'm going to stop giving them my headlines and my attention.
Go ahead and play the Zazlo mumbling his words and ask the question of Juju?
How do you know the parlor doesn't sell them? You know what? I don't know. You're right, Zaz. That's a great question. I'm glad you put it that way. You're right. You changed my My opinion completely with that question.
It might not have been that she made the T-shirt specifically. She may just have had it ordered on Amazon.
I'm going to order it. I didn't know the parlor doesn't sell them? I I want to identify a major capper. This is my last chance to get this off my chest with the Super Bowl happening yesterday. Salute to Ginger Cubs. I see you. But the capper of the week. I'm going to start a new segment. The biggest capper in all of football is is the referee who tried his ass down there acting like he saw where the point went out of bounds. Sir, you do not know what you are doing, man. Stop acting like you knew it. It is not obvious at all. You, sir, are a capper, and I'm on to you.
My My favorite was during that snow game where no one could see where the ball was going.
He walked up and he was like, Here, this feels right.
He could have been off by 30 yards and nobody would have known.
Zaz, you know about that Cap of the Week?
I do now.
Before we get to the polls, Juju, you tend to show up with some games. Do you have any games for us to play here? I want to more routinely play games with you here to cap off the show before we get to the polls. What do you have for us? Anything?
Yeah, we got some games to play, but I'm going to give you some free game this time. You did. Also, too, when you said that, I remember you said that the video team for the Super Bowl, they had a phenomenal job. They did. The audience was like, Dan, the Super Bowl team is used to pressurize moments. That's from the audience, not from me. But in Black history, I want to give you some free game to the audience, man. Like I said, the Caucasian audience be hitting me in the DM's not understanding certain things. So I'm going to give them a little advice from the kid. Now on IG today is the advice I'm going to give you. When your partner go from liking every single one of your posts to Never liking nothing. Oh my God. What a heartbreak. But that person been talking about you behind your back. You know what I mean? He don't want people to see you liking it no more. People he talking to about. He can't have his name under there, so he going to stop liking it. He'll share his messages in the DMs, or he'll look at your story, but he can't like your stuff no more.
That's why he stopped, or he stopped, or she stopped free game. I could see that.
Yeah. Well, that's why Juju is providing free game for everybody here. He's helping everybody with some advice. Not the game I was thinking of playing, but free game nonetheless.
When you said the games, I was like, Juju's usually given us game, not playing games. You're playing games, Dan. So are you, Zad.
You're always playing games. You're nodding. He calls you a sucker. You're nodding.
No, I'm still nodding at what Juju said. I'm not even listening to Tony.
Okay. By the way, I saw We weapons over the weekend and made me think of this. Oh, good movie.
Shit, do you want to know what were the kids doing? Well, now you know.
Now I know. One of the polls to update, Juju, we kept you busy today.
Is it always funny when people fall off something? 90% of the audience says, Yes, it is.
Always hits.
Always.
Somebody in the chat said, not when they fall off metaphorically, though. That's always sad. But when they don't metaphorically fall, they love it. Like falling off the wagon is not funny.
That's a good Good job.
Was anyone clamoring for another season of Teddy Bear Ted TV show? 77% of the audience says, No, they were not. Show is so funny. What was Lady Gaga doing there? 72% of the audience says, Yes.
No way.
That was me.
I was like, What is she doing there?
She More famous, Jay-Z or Beyoncé?
Big one. 88% of the audience says Beyoncé. Really? 100%. Yeah, man. That Cardiff tour is different. But the Yankee Cap.
That is true. More famous than the Yankee Cap. Good point by him. We didn't think about that, dude.
Right. I rethink everything. Who should have won Who should have won Super Bowl MVP? Kenny Walker, the GM, the defense, or the kickers? I only get four slots. 35% of the audience says one of the kickers. Kenny sky Walker. Better redemption story. Sam Darno or Kurt Warner, quote, Bagboy. Remember that part? 57% of the audience says, Kurt Warner, the Bagboy. Is stocking grocery shelves filled with sin, error, and evil?
This is why he became the redemption story, because by definition, redemption has to come up in a rebound from sin, error, and evil.
59% of the audience says, Yes, it is. The last poll is the day after the Super Bowl, the most toxic day for your toilet. Eighty-six % of the audience says, Yes, and those are your polls.
Thank you, Juju. We will talk to you again tomorrow.
Thank you all.
"I gotta think about that one."
JuJu still hasn't gotten over Dan's mistake from early in the show, and he's also here with games. Or to provide free "game." Or something like that.
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