Transcript of Postgame Show: The King's English (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Let's bring Juju aboard. Hello, Juju. How are you doing, man?

Pretty good, brother. How are you doing, man?

I've been better. Let's be honest.

Man, don't let them brothers get to you, man. You're doing great, man. I believe in you. You believe in yourself, brother. Wow.

Did you and Jeremy coordinate your get up today? Look at that.

Come on, man. I love dressing like my brother, Jeremy. Great minds, man. Absolutely. We're representing these Marlins. New throwback jerseys are very, very fresh. I don't know why that's not the jersey. Somebody explain to me why that's not just Their jerseys.

It is weird. The Miami Dolphins have this as well, where you would think you would want to do what your consumer would like you to do, right? If you were to poll Dolphins fans, if you were to poll Dolphins fans, should they go back to the old logo and wear the throwbacks every single Sunday, I think the vote would be 100%. Why wouldn't you do what your consumer wants?

I think it's all about selling merchandise. Anybody who's my age or even younger remembers when there was a road uniform and an away uniform. Now there's those, and there's five different variations. There's the throwbacks. There's 10 uniforms a year that any team is likely to wear. I mean, you're not in a position to just be given the back in my days away. I know. Let's save that one. Back pocket. In my back pocket, it says, Too much, Greg, today. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Thank you. You ain't lying. You ain't lying. Money lion. Yeah. All right. Pride of a lion. Juju, you got a stat of the day for us today?

Yes, sir, I do. Roll it, Chris. Start of the day, start of the day. This year's Start of the Day. Start of the day, start of the Start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, this year's start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. Put them up, Greg. Put them up, Greg. Put them up, Greg. Yeah. Hey. Gino Smith is the first quarterback in NFL history to leave a team and have them instantly win a Super Bowl while simultaneously securing the number one pick for his current team. They wrote back. What?

Wow. Damn. Good stat. They wrote back. Wow. It's going to be tough to overcome that. That's a good one, Juju. All right. How about, I I don't know if you kept up with everything that took place in the NBA last night, Juju, but I think I got an MVP for you today.

Let me tell you guys something, all right?

If we're going to talk about MVP, the Detroit Pistons, they didn't just fight the Hornets last night. They beat the Hornets 110 to 104. Snapshaw, it's nine-game win streak. You know it's the longest winning streak that the Hornets have had since the '90s? That's right. Well, the Pistons, they won last night. And if we're going to talk MVP, we have a conversation about Cade Cunningham, 33 points, nine rebounds, seven assists, the East's best record, 17 and seven on the road. All I'm saying is, if we're going to have a conversation about MVP, we better start having a talk about Cade Cunningham.

I love it, brother. I love it.

I thought you were going to say, Isaiah Stuart. Lvp.

Of the day.

Got to wait for that beat to drop.

Speaking of Isaiah Stuart, though, that Scrum, that scuffle saved his life because Miles had him dead rights in Scoupe City. If it wasn't for them people and coaches helping them up, we would have seen Isaiah Stewart's legs in the sky, and he would have been on his back from a scoop.

Wow. Two double leg takedown?

Double leg. I'm talking about they would have scored that one.

They were both squared up. Miles Bridges, you guys learned that he was in Charlotte a couple of weeks ago, right? You guys are paying attention now to Charlotte? Yeah.

I got it. Look, Charlotte, they had a nine-game win streak, which is crazy. Still three games out of the playouts, but a nine-game win streak by them boys is phenomenal.

You can make the argument that that's the most irrelevant franchise of your lifetime.

Wait, there's two Bridges? He has Mikhel. This is the next. Miles Bridges. Wild.

Yeah. Is there a Joker of the day today? If I gave you an MVP, is there a Joker?

Yes, sir. And we're going to stay right here, too. And this is Zaz Scrum. Duncan Robinson, Band of Brothers. Watch it sometime, brother. I don't care, man. If I see somebody jumping on Zaz and you roll that video back, and you show Zaz me walking away while he's scrumming for his life, no, no, no, no, I said, to be upset with me as a friend. I didn't have your back. At least fake like you're helping out. Go in there and be like, Oh, I'm up, something. Yeah, that's what I do. You can't be your friend.

I do wonder how that goes down in the locker room afterwards. You look like a sucker. That's who you look like. In hockey, if you're on the ice, you have to grab someone from the other team. You have to.

At least go to the Scrum and start trying to pull people back. Try to get in the middle of it. You know you're not going to get in the middle of it. But give me the attempt. Give me the hustle. It's so easy to fake involvement. Just feign it. Feign interest in protecting your teammates.

You've been doing it all show.

Thank you. See? I'm an expert. Professional.

Not going to We've got some polls here to update, Juju.

Yes, sir. While I pull up the poll's Happy Black History Month, I think it's still important to highlight right now that Rakea Jackson and what she's going through with her ex-boyfriend, James pierce Jr.

What the hell is happening there?

Crashing into a car multiple times, headed to the police station. Man, get well soon, Rakea. You're in our prayers. But, yes, that's a crazy case going on.

You really brought things down here before the polls. You're like, We're trying to lift up the show at the end. He's right. It's important to mention it. I know, but he peters out with, Oh, I'm so sad, and then he doesn't want to keep doing the polls.

I looked at the poll and I was like, Oh, damn. Have you ever seen someone tear the crust off a slice of pizza before eating it? 61% of the audience says, No, they have not. That's it?

I'm shocked that there's 39% of people that are saying they have. Tony and I were talking about it. We're pretty sure you're not from this Earth, Dan. They must be confused. They must be confused by the word. They can't possibly- They assume it's eating it and discarding it.

It can't be the way Dan is describing it. You guys are basically saying that those 39% of people are refusing to treat the pizza's handle as a handle. That you're saying that you're totally good with not eating crust, but you don't understand it as a utensil how you would eat pizza without without just holding it by the crust.

Those people are so disgusted by the crust that they cannot have the crust on the pizza while they're eating said pizza. It makes no sense. Even though the crust is made of the same as the bottom of the other cage. I'm saying that those 39% of people must not have understood the question because zero % of people have ever done what Dan was trying to articulate.

Zero. You think I'm faking it? Okay, I'm lying now.

Well, maybe you do it, but you're apparently not from the surf.

You're a liar. Now, not only am I a liar, but I'm someone who's blaming this on people I know as opposed being the one- You're too entrenched. Okay, I'm owning it.

Do you rip the crust off the pizza, Dan? I do. Crust don't care.

Brothers, this is the danger. This is a prime example of the dangers of living in an echo chamber. I pull the crust off before I eat the pizza.

What?

No, you don't. No, you don't.

I take the crust off because I hate the crust, and I eat it like a-But you see? I hate the whole thing. So you hold the cheese and sauce.

You don't have to eat it.

Look how much I'm trying to bite it.

I don't believe you're from the He didn't bite it. That's insane.

Look how nice they are, the juju, and look how mean they were to be for having friends like juju who do this. Okay, so he's also alive. From one juju to another, impossible.

You need a dipping sauce for the crust.

Why?

If this is the crust, hold on, this is the crust, I tear it off first, and then I hold it like this, the rest of the pizza.

No, that's absolutely not the truth. A little pizza taco? No, that's what Jason does. He rolls the entire pizza into one thing like a serial killer.

Exactly. Exactly. Like a calzone, if you will. You don't judge.

I do love a calzone.

Do gingers watch ginger porn? Here we go. 71% of the audience says, Yes, they do.

What? Wow. That was not Ginger's answering that part. You're the weird old Chris. You're the weird old Chris. Tell you that. Stop that.

Do you live in a sane world when Luke Keekly gets in before Bill Belichick? 58% of the audience says, No, you don't. I mean, Bill is goofy. If you have vertigo, do you pronounce it verditigo? 67% of the audience says, No, you don't. The last poll, If you are not invited to that guy's 50th birthday party, are you his friend? Eighty % of the audience says, No, you are not, and those are your polls.

Do me the favor, Juju, just because I was eagerly anticipating. Keep overnight the poll, did Dave Portnoy make famous? What is the poll? The calling at the Undercarriage. Did Dave Portnoy teach you that the bottom of a pizza is called the Undercarriage? Yes or no?

I'm glad you brought that up because I be taking liberties to not divide our audiences. You pull up Dave Portnoy, then the whole comments is going to be Barstool versus us. Then he retweets it and he's like, Oh. Now he hates us I take liberties to save us sometimes. I'm trying to get you more love than Miami, and this is one of those things.

Okay, I don't care about that, but thank you. I do appreciate you doing that for me. If you want to reword it just to save yourself some headaches, just make it, did you know that the bottom of a pizza's crust is called the Undercarriage? Everyone does that. That's not going to be a wear for you. At Lebitard Show, do me the favor, please, because we haven't played this song enough. I enjoy that Kid Rock's actual name is Bob. And so given that, I don't think we're going to get all that many opportunities to celebrate Kid Bob, let's play Yeti's song about Kid Bob.

My name is Kid. Kid Bob. She says I'm chungy, now grow pop the buggy. Bob, tell me, Bob, my name's Robert James. She says I'm chungy, now grow pop the buggy. And this is for the trust fund, boys, with the answers to Orange Man and the alleged Couch Romancer. The Wall Street Geeks, Daddy New Car dealers, my five acre farm, rednet culture dealers. I'm Robert Rock, but you can call me Bob, the kid who appropriated trailer slobs. The mega crack heads, the critics, the cynics are buying into my political gimmicks. For the flag as a puncher with a Super Bowl, and my cyber truck is straight-fueled with scope. My beer attack as my hate projects. Fill my bank account and let me cash some checks. And my focus group's sent to hate Hollywood. I resemble Dr. Phil with a wig and a hood. Remember when I had the fake Senate run? I just want Donald Trump to call me son. Bob called me Bob. My name's Robert James. Richie Richie says I'm joking up from home to boogie. Bob called me Bob. My name's Robert James. Richie Richie says I'm joking up from home to boogie.

So he wasn't talking about my Money Lion song.