Transcript of Postgame Show: THE ALIENS ARE HERE! (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Put a camera on the frustrated Jeremy out there. He's pissed off at us. He's not even wrong to be pissed off at us. We deserve his rage because we ganged up on him. What do you mean? He has a 14-minute question. It's taking him a long time to make this song, but songs are hard to make. We are really putting pressure on him to quickly make songs, and he's got a certain standard, and we're watching him while he does it, and we're bothering him. We're playing defense against everything he's doing. We'll get to Juju here in a second and update the polls. But I wanted to ask the group of you as it relates to this Pablo reporting, okay? Because Pablo is doing an exceptional job, I also feel like it can be off-putting and not a great look for us to be grandstanding about why can't anyone else do this work or why can't anyone else bring attention to this work. The second to me is more important than the first. The work is too hard to do to expect everybody in media to be doing this stuff. But it's not too hard since Pablo is taking the risk of responsibility to then talk about what it is he's reporting without any legal risk to yourself because you put the responsibility of it on Pablo.

I don't know how to correctly walk the line between asking the media to please pay attention to what is really good work. Don't ignore it, it's hard to do, what Pablo is doing and not looking like we're grandstanding. I don't know how to do it correctly. I think we're off-footing in demanding that the media please pay attention to this. You sure are. You sure are. Demanding that people pay attention to Kawhi Leonard. There are aliens with bases in our oceans. The government has told us they exist. And you're talking about Kauai Leonard. Do we just not have the mental capacity to reconcile that we're not alone in this universe? Do we not want to do that to our theologies? The aliens are here.

I haven't seen these aliens.

What? What did you just mutter? I got it. I speak Zaz now.

What did he say?

We'll get to the polls in a second with Juju. Juju, do you have any thoughts on nick Wright? I imagine. When was it? Did you have a timestamp on when it is that you gave us this idea, nick Wright just stole it to make Dunksworth three points?

No, man, we're going to keep the respect on nick Wright name, man. He ain't steal nothing from me. I go the other way. I'm not like the rest of the folks in the media who get offended by stuff like that. That's a form of flattery to me and a reminder of what I was saying a couple of months ago. Whenever I say stuff as Julian G with my tie on, it's taking a little more serious than this guy right here. I don't do myself no favors So just remember that great minds think alike. And if you think nick Wright is a great mind, you got to lend me that now.

You did. That's very you, but it's just outright thievery. There are timestamps on this. You said this a long time ago, and now Mike Ryan is coming in here all lightheaded about how great nick was on Bill Simmons' podcast, Changing the NBA, Fixing the NBA, which is a go-to topic two days after the Super Bowl.

That's how it goes, man. Like I said, I brought it in here. I said, Bro, I said a couple of things about the bills earlier in the season. Me and the kind said them about three months later, the whole world fell out and couldn't believe how brilliant of a take she had. I told you that the Patriots were frauds like halfway through the season. I told you they haven't played no damn body. I said, what have you done for me lately? I was in Miami when this happened. My bills beat them. You got beat by my bills. That tells me a lot about you. And then the world starts saying, no, put it on. Ryan Clark said it, Then Orlowski said it. It must be true. Come on, man. I think you got to throw my boy, Jew, a little bit respect right now. You feel me? I've been doing this for a little while. I've been here at this job for six years now. That usually makes someone an expert, that song. You feel me? No, Tredama is over here.

Jew, to be honest, though, you're in the same situation I am. Again, not wrong, just early.

Exactly. Not early. Not wrong at all. And I even showed support. I went the other way. I wore the Patriest jersey on here last week because guess what? I'm a friend unlike Duncan Robinson. My partner, AJ Hysmill, worked for the Patriots. He get paid every time they want in the playouts. Come on, man. I'm room for that still. Good guy over here, bro. You're telling me, though, nick Wright can tell the difference.

A guy gets fouled going to the basket.

If He was trying to dunk it, or maybe he was going to do a layup.

I mean, last night, Victor Wembenyama, he drove to the basket and he did a finger roll.

You assume he's going to dunk right now. No, he did a finger roll.

Wembenyama can do a finger roll without jumping. I understand, but that's not a dunk.

You wouldn't get three points. I'm with that. Slippery slope. What's a dunk? I think it's easy to fix that slippery slope. I had it already now. Once you go up for a layup or a dunk in the paint, that's three free throws no matter what. Case closed. Get out of my face.

Do you have any advice for Pablo, Amine, and David Samson on what it is that they're doing there on Pablo Tori Finds Out?

Yes, sir. I got some advice from Metal Art Media, man. These are our brothers. I preach brotherhood and I preach love. We sending them folks to LA this weekend in crypto. We need to give them boys some extra security. We need to make sure they got everything they need because imagine, they going in the enemy territory Story. Imagine you work for the Clippers and you see a mean prancing his ass through the bowels of your organization. Uh-uh, no, sir. Let's make sure we got some $200 an hour brothers with them brothers everywhere they go.

I do think that Pablo is doing actual dangerous work. I don't know whether the people at large in this America, in this Protect Billionaires America. I had the thought of when the original aspiration thing came out where I opened my phone and I saw it and I was like, Oh, my God, they're going to kill Pablo at some point. I had that idea like six months ago. The aliens are in the ocean. The tip of the iceberg. They're going to kill Pablo because of salary capser convention? I mean, a little self-important this segment, huh? They're aliens.

Pablo is self-important, not me.

I want I show people here a ride at Disney that has always been scary to me, and it's not one of the ones- I'm not a fan of this one. This ride sucks, by the way. It sucks. Terrible ride. Oh, the teacup. No, the teacups are dizzying, and it's unpleasant. I think I'm a little bit baby in not liking this. There are many... This is Sam Darnold and Kenneth Walker doing the teacups. I love the social media people trailing them. Yeah, they're having natural fun at Disney. That's not weird at all. They're like, We need our own cups, please. We need to get this footage. We've got two different social media handlers around the organic moment of here's Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker and Sam Darnold. Not an original ginger, according to Chris Cody, but is an original ginger, according to Irlene Cody, Chris Cody's mom and the authority, the true authority on these matters. The teacups, how do you feel about this, Juju? Am I a wimp for hating the teacups? They make me dizzy. They affect my equilibrium. I do not like that ride.

You are a wimp for a hundred other reasons, Big Brother. Neither here nor there. But at the same time, this is proof that I don't believe nothing no more, bro. I don't know what to believe. I see a video, I think it's AI. I watched this video 800 times. I was like, Is Brother Sam in the tea cup or not? I don't know. We are going 100 miles an hour in the wrong direction. That as a society. I don't know what this is I'm looking at.

Okay, so it's the not knowing that it's real that bothers you. It's not that Sam Darnold and-Play it again. I want to see this. It's real. You know how I know it's real? Omar Rajah on the screen filming you. That is it, right? Yeah, look, that's what I've been looking at the entire time, is Omar having to film this.

Oh, yeah.

He probably skipped people in line for this, by the way.

Oh, yeah. No doubt. I can't tell anything no more. I'm like, Are they sitting down for real, but neither here nor there on the pizza gate.

Yeah, we'll get to the pizza gate in a second. Yes, we will. I do think I feel like... Not that pizza gate. I do feel like most people here think that I am simply wrong. That it's not about being early or being wrong. I think that they just think I'm wrong about everything I've said about the pizza.

No, I don't know. It's just important to... I promise, the TV show, Traitors, bro. Oh, my goodness. It has changed my life. It has revolutionized my thinking. You be seeing something and think you're right as hell, but be wrong as hell. You will see somebody that look like you, walk like you, talk like you, say something, and you just inclined to believe it. No, it's wrong. Brothers, I don't do this in public because I'm a germaphobe. And when I'm in Miami, I'm touching the pizza on the crust only because I can't... You all got that soap in the bathroom. It'll leave my hands stinking. I'm going to be honest. I bring my own soap down there. When I'm at home, though, I tear off the crust because you eliminate the Coast. It's like a little ivory Coast where the crust turns into pizza. That little Badlands right there, I don't want none of it. I don't even want the possibility of it. I have nothing but a whole chunk of deliciousness in my hand to fold and manipulate how I want to. I don't ever touch no pizza or no pepperoni sauce or no cheese.

I'm touching the undercarish. You make the taco. I got you now. You feel me? It's brilliant and easy. But let you all tell it, you are against America if you do this. Come on, guys.

I don't know what pepperoni sauce is. Is it the juice is from pepperoni?

Exactly. You know what pepperoni sauce is? Look at your belly. You know what some damn pepperoni sauce is? Put a big fat It's good. Put a big fat Dan. It turns a napkin. Happy Black History Month, by the way. You feel me? I got some free game for the world right now. In a world that magnified hate and turmoil, just remember, bruh, your people are your people for a reason. It's really up to you to treat them special. The entire world is trying to tear them down for the mistake they made. The entire world don't believe in them. They hate them when they walk through the door. You don't have to join in line. You feel me? Your patience and understanding is going to be the world to them. Lend it to your people. They're your people for a reason. That's how you strengthen these bonds down the road. Have people willing to die for you because you took up for them and you had their back when they made a mistake. So free game for the world.

Yeah, I could see that. At Lebitard Show, if you want to vote on the polls. And again, if we want to get love advice from Greg Cody, the telephone number is 305-486. Got 305-486-468. He's going to do this live at the end of the week. I get to feel like I make the argument that I'm not wrong. I'm just early on being fooled by the internet. I was fooled by the internet before the rest of you were fooled by the internet. If Juju is now too old, if Juju, our social media guy, is not savvy enough to realize that he's going to be made a sucker by the internet, I wasn't wrong. I was just early.

Let's not put that wording. I'm savvy enough. I don't want to keep my job. Hold on. But at the same time, we got breaking news out of the NBA. The NBA suspension for the Pistons, Hornets fight has been released. Isaiah Stewart, seven games, Miles Bridges, four games, Moussa Diabate, four games, and Jalen Duren, two games. How many Duncan Robinson get? Exactly. They gave him extra games.

Eternal shame. He gets eternal shame, Duncan Robinson from walking away. That's light on Isaiah Stewart, I thought.

I thought he was going to get 10.

I like that it's light. League saying play on. I dig that. More fights. Coming off the bench, though. That's a dangerous present.

Why do you think they drafted him in Detroit?

That's exactly right. What? What did you just say? At Levitard Show on the Poll Questions, what do you have for us today, Juju?

Well, I mean, this has never happened before in the history of the show, bruh. My boy ain't putting that one poll up today. I'm talking about not one of them. So as a treat, was Dave Portnoy the first person to call the bottom of a pizza, The Undercarriage. And before I read this, I got to remind you to listen to the Alley Oop at DLS Hoops. That's how you find it. If you ain't hatin, why are you waiting? Subscribe, please. 65% of the audience says, Yes, Dave Portnoy was the first person to call The Bottom of a Pizza, The Undercarriage. That is your poll.

All right. Thank you, Juju. We will staple to the end of this whenever Jeremy is He finished with it, the song that he spent the last hour making in a Room, alone, vulnerable and ashamed because look at Tony. Tony betrayed him. I didn't betray him. Mike betrayed him. You guys, look at him. He's losing- He means it's a quarterback, Dan. You ever heard that? He's leaking confidence. Look at him out there. He doesn't feel good. He doesn't like us very much. He's playing music. Is he shooting me the bird there? I think that is. I think that's a middle finger. 17 58.

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