Transcript of Hour 1: Chuck Challenges Dan (feat. Chuck Klosterman)

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I've admired this guy's worked for a long time. He writes exceptionally well about rock music, pop culture, but really the state of society. Zaz said he's read Klosterman books. Yeah, and I don't read. Well, I know. That was surprising to me. The highest honor. I've seen Klosterman making the rounds here, selling the book. It's called Football, so that should sell. Of course, that's going to be New York Times best seller. Just put football on anything, it'll sell. But if this guy's writing it, it'll also sell. I have not read the entirety of the book, but I want to play a game with to make this a little different, Chuck, because I know you're getting asked some of the same questions. Okay. Do you mind if we play a game of What the Chuck?

Well, let's see what happens.

All right. We'll start with an easy one. Football wasn't the original title of your book, What the Chuck?

Was it true or false? Or are you asking me what the original title was? Just What the Chuck? We could have been better at explaining. I think the initial title, the very first one, was Dangerous but worth the risk, which is also the title of a rat song. But yeah, I think that was the initial. Then I went through a few iterations. Then I went with football, had a bunch of subtitles, and then just ignored all the subtitles.

Basketball is your sport, though, right? What the Chuck?

Well, I mean, I love basketball. I love football. I was a better basketball player, I guess. I feel like in a sense that it is probably a pure game in a vacuum. But if you're going to write a book about a sport in the United States, it's insane to read about anything except football. I mean, it is so much more significant, not just in its rival sports, but almost of all its rival sports combined. If you're looking at things culturally, there's not really any question what you write about.

The reaction to the halftime show, what the Chuck?

Well, I knew you were going to ask me about that because I don't spend a hot topic on your show. I'm going to just be honest with you. I have a very athletic dog, and my dog needs to get walked twice a day for sure. So when there was 10 seconds left in the first half, I immediately walked the dog. So I'm walking through the neighborhood, though, and I can see through the windows of people's houses, everybody was watching it. It seemed like a highly-produced show. I got back. My wife said it was great, and then I just heard people talking about it nonstop now for two days.

So you didn't see it, but you're a keen observer on what's going on in society, the reaction to it being in Spanish, what the chunk?

Somewhat unsurprising. I knew, of course, that this was going to cause issues, particularly if the game was not very entertaining and didn't give people something else to talk about. Every Here, the same thing happens. They announced who's going to play the Super Bowl halftime show. And there's all these people who say, Why isn't it Metallica? Why isn't it the Black Keys? They somehow seem to work from this position that the halftime show is supposed to fit in with who they imagine the demographic or the core demographic for the Super Bowl is, when, of course, it's the exact opposite. They're trying to find something that almost counter programs the audience for the game. So it makes a ton of sense to have him do this. Now, people are going to be unhappy because he's not singing in English. What is hilarious to me is that, one, both the people who seem to hate this show and the people who seem to love this show are I'm almost tacitly admitting they have no experience with Bad Bunny prior to this, but they've just made this decision of how they're going to feel about it. I think it's idiotic that people are upset that they had a Spanish-speaking person perform at the halftime show.

I also think it is absurd that there's all these Bad Bunny defenders now who are clearly having this reaction for political reasons only. It has nothing to do with the content. I mean, it has something to do with the content because they see the content as political. But if If the situation was different, most of the people reacting to this would have no response to his music.

But you also write that there's a universal understanding that football is fundamentally conservatively coded, right?

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. And what is interesting about the NFL is that, I think one of your guys in the studio just mentioned this, they put Bad Bunny on at halftime. They have Green Day, play before the show. This band is a punk band very outspoken, was against the first Bush, and now have transferred the second Bush, and now have transferred this toward Trump. They put them out there, and people watch these things, I think, with the expectation that there's going to be real conflict, that these artists are going to say something that's going to be shocking, that's going to be... And then they just perform, and then everybody has to triangulate a meaning from it. I would be very curious to the conversations that Bad Bunny or Green Day has with the NFL before these performances, and how they ensure that what they're going to get is just a performance. I assume that must happen. Maybe it doesn't, maybe I'm wrong.

Well, Kendrick Lamar, it seemed like I would not have him doing pedophilia stuff during his performance if there was going to be legislation on the freedom of the expression. Zaz, what did you think of Green Day? What did you think of the performance?

Yeah, I mean, Chuck, Green Day, like you said, they're a punk rock band who's always been very outspoken. And even till today, they still tour, and they're super outspoken about world events. And I thought it was super lame. You're probably right. I'm sure there are mandates from the league, what to say, what not to say. They clearly totally gave into those mandates. And they didn't say anything on the biggest stage in the world. And I found that pretty off-putting from them.

Well, my question for you, though, would be, why do you want that? I'm not trying to be adversarial there. Why do you want Green Day to do that? Why do you want them to create a situation where the conversation we're having about Bad Bunny or any of these things is amplified by a level of 10 because then there's someone who can actually be pointed to as they said this? What is your reason for wanting that?

I would just want them to be them. And on that stage, they decided to veer off the course of what makes them them.

They are punk, right?

Well, sure. But what you're saying, if being them necessitates them being political at all times, I think that's a misreading of Green Day. I mean, Green Day has political ideals, but if you go to a typical Green Day show, it's not going to be wall to wall ideology.

They're mostly demand. It's not Rage Against the Machine?

It's not even that. I mean, even that. If you go to a Rage Against the Machine, you know what Tom Morello believes or whatever. It probably will be directed at certain times throughout the performance. When you look at Green Day's performance, what was also interesting about it is they actually presented themselves slightly more conservatively or conventionally than usual. I mean, Billy Jones' hair was a normal color. He was dressed in a black leather jacket, the most conventional rock outfit possible. So I think that they may have just wanted to play the Super Bowl. That was their thing. They didn't see this as a way to forward an idea. It's like, this would be a great opportunity.

Chuck, two quick questions. Number one, who do you think would be a great halftime show for the Super Bowl to set up. It could be. Number two, why do you think football is doomed?

Okay, well, the second question is a chunk of this book that 10,000 words. People often want me to describe it in two sentences. And if I could, I probably wouldn't have needed to write a book. To answer your first question, though, who would be the ideal artist for the halftime show? Well, I mean, if football is the last vestige of the monoculture, the only other aspect of that would be Taylor Swift. She's the only other part of the monoculture that still exists. I suppose to impose the marriage of those two things would be perceived as the ultimate spectacle. That it would be combining the two things in America that seem to be meaningful to people, even if they don't want them to be. That these entities that are almost imposed upon them. The whole thing about football being doomed, I'm talking two generations from now. And of course, people are shocked by this, especially if all they hear is that idea because it seems so counterintuitive. I mean, right now, it seems more likely that football would swallow up all the other sports. But what I see happening is that there's going to be a financial catastrophe on the horizon that football can only expand, the revenue can only go up.

The NFL does not work from a position where just static neutrality can work. It's always got to get bigger. And that requires everything around it to increase in the same way, the amount that they can raise from advertising, the amount that platforms and networks are willing to pay. And I see that hitting a point Probably in about 2060 or 2070 or something like that, where the amount of money required to show these things at its current rate becomes impossible. And there's a work shutdown. There's either a lockout or there's this major strike. And what will be different in these two generations removed, is that I think that the consumer will have less of a personal relationship to football than they do now. If it happened now, if there was a work shutdown now, people would lose their mind. They'd be like, What am I going to gamble on? How am I going to build my weekend around you? There's no football on Sunday. There's no college football somehow disappeared. There was nothing on Saturday. But in two generations, I don't know if that's going to be the case, because I think it's already becoming this thing where there's been this bifurcation between the person who plays in lips football and the person who just watches it as an entertaining distraction.

This is a heady play by Klostermann, a veteran of the industry here, where he predicts something that won't happen within his lifetime. Exactly. He'll never be proven wrong. And he's He's not actually saying that football is going to fail. He's just going to say it's going to get so big that America is not going to be equipped in its economy to be able to protect how big it gets. This is authorship of the highest order, sir.

Well, it also seems like a non controversial thing to say. In 50 years, the world will be different. But this just illustrates how central football is to people's lives and consciousness. That just saying that in perhaps 50 years, this thing that's now the culture of the culture will have receded to the perimeter, people are like, Impossible. That can't be. You're an idiot. To some of this, this is my own fault because I mentioned it early in the book, and then it's at the end of the book. So I think for a lot of people who consume this, they think, Well, that must be what the book is about. It's just really a sliver of it. I mean, my book is about football in the largest possible lands across this entire spectrum of ideas. But one of those ideas is its future. And I do think, like all things that large, like all hyper objects, it is doomed. Because as the world changes, the large objects are less flexible than the small ones. The bigger an institution is, the less likely or the less able it is to change with how society shifts.

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Everything else?

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Wearing clean underwear every day?

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Brushing your teeth?

Obviously smart, but not a rule.

Never PP on an electric fence.

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He's a new instant New York Times bestseller as soon as his book arrives. His book just arrived, and it's already a New York Times bestseller. It's called Football. It is available now now, and I urge you to read it because he really is an exceptional author. I heard you say on Pablo Torre, finds out the other day that Bill Simmons did real great wonders for your career in general, but the writing somehow got swallowed. People think of you as a thinker and more than a writer. It must crush you to see what's happening at the Washington Post and elsewhere. What's happening to writing?

Well, I mean, the thing that I was saying about Simmons is that, of course, it's been great for my career. When I do a podcast with Simmons, it gets as much attention as when I put a book out. But the thing that I don't love is that everybody has heard my voice now. And let's face it, I have an annoying voice. Some people hear my voice and they just hate it. They just hate it. So I know now When people read my books, very often, they're hearing my voice. In the past, what they would have done is imagine the best version of their own voice if they liked the book. Now I'm forced, basically, to inflict myself on people so they hear it back. What's happening at the Washington Post now, it's confusing in a lot of ways because certainly someone like Jeff Bezos is not in a position where he looks at the Washington Post and he's like, It's got to make money for me to survive. That's not what is happening there. It's almost as though that he has this idea of how a business he operates has to work. There's no way that he's going to have a business that's not competitive with any of his rivals, and that seems to be doing meaningful work.

Certainly, the content of the Washington Post has not been as great over the last two years as it was a few years ago. There was a period, very recently, when I really felt the Post was better than the New York Times by quite a bit. Now, that doesn't seem to be the case now, and now certainly, it's fallen apart. It's very weird, too, because as a sports reader, as someone who likes sports writing, that was really the cornerstone of it. It It's investigative political reporting and sports journalism seem to be the two things I associate with the Washington Post. So it's odd, but what can you do? It's also not surprising. I would doubt you'd be surprised by that.

Chuck, what's going on with this fire behind you? It's making me nervous. There's boxes right near it. Is it a depth perception thing or is there a fire hazard?

Okay, well, no. Here's the deal. This is a little log cabin that came with my house. It was in the backyard. I don't know what it was for. I think the former residents maybe They used it as a playhouse. But it had an actual fireplace in there. So this is where I built my office in, but I didn't want to have to start a fire every time I came out here. So that's an electronic fireplace. That heats the room, but it's not actually a fire. There is no risk.

You had us fooled, though. I think all of us would have thought that was real and that you were going for a vibe there, not just warmth, but you were trying to give off author, author writing in cold weather, real fire.

Well, did you like to write by a fireplace when you were a younger man?

I live in a fireplace. The entire city I live in is a fireplace. But it fooled me. I was fooled. I thought that that was real fire behind you. You're against instant replay, right? I am.

I know I'm the last person that way, but I am.

Why?

Well, I hate using the same joke over and over again, but it is the best illustration of this. Instant replay for officiating really, to me, forces me to confront the sometimes problematic absurdity of these sports. I'm already watching adults making all this money, play a simulation of reality. There's all this fakeness around it. Then something happens in the game. And in order to get an objective answer to say, is it third and short or is that a first down? The amount of evidence we need is greater the amount of evidence we need to give a guy the electric chair. Isn't that crazy that we need innospreable visual evidence? Like, players are playing the game, but we need machines to officiate it? I think that when I see the idea that we're... And this is beyond the fact that, particularly, if basketball now is even worse, but with football as well.

No, soccer. Mike has stopped being... Not stopped being a soccer fan, but instant replay has ruined Mike's experience It has absolutely made the sport much worse and less of an appointment watching for me.

It used to be bonafide, my favorite sport, and it's been knocked down a few pegs because I can't celebrate a goal. And we're talking about little toenail differences. It's just terrible.

It's just interesting to me how the idea that a bad call by the official is not part of the narrative of the game. Now it's this thing. It's like, Well, this means that the outcome isn't objectively true. But never. Also, the other problem is that even with instant replay, yes, they more often get the correct call, but it's not 100%. Sometimes it leaves you with almost a worse taste in your mouth because it consumed all this time for an outcome that they couldn't change. I don't think it adds anything to the game. I think it detracts from the experience.

It adds more accurate, right? It adds more accurate. Oh, sure. Yeah.

Oh, of course. I mean, it is. If And I think that there's now this contingent of people who are involved with gambling, and so they see this very differently. They're like, We must have an objective outcome because if we don't, it could cost me money or whatever. I don't see it as so essential as though, that if we... I was talking about this when I was on Simmons podcast, because, of course, everyone disagrees with me. It seems like a crazy thing to say in 2026, that you don't want to use technology to your advantage. But he was talking about the old Houston Oilers, Pittsburgh Steelers, AFC title game back from the late '70s, early '80s, where there was a controversial call in the end zone with a wide receiver, and many people in Houston feel like that costs in the game, but the call, the shutdown wasn't allowed. And people were like, Well, see, it's great. That It never happened now. But the only reason we're talking about it this many years later is because that did happen. The mistake was part of that experience and part of that game. It's part of the history of those two franchises.

Some of these things that people want to are short term remedies. If they really care about the idea of the sport, that is part of it. The idea that human error plays a role, both for the players and for the officiating crew. I don't think we need to constantly stop the game, especially to look at these things in a frame by frame basis. With basketball, it's really maddening because things will happen in the last minute of a basketball game that are then officiated in a way that they have not been officiated for the last 40 27 minutes or the last 39 minutes. Like the idea if you hold a basketball in your hand and someone punches it out, technically, the last thing it touches is the bottom of your finger. But at no point in the game is that possibly out on the guy holding the ball until they go to instant replay at the very end. It's really reversing the whole idea of how that play is supposed to be officiated.

Chuck, the AFC Championship game was defined by weather this year with the Broncos and Patriots But you like the weather games in NFL.

Well, one of the great things about football, one of the things I think that makes it so unique and special, apart from the other American sports, is that baseball, it's like we'll cancel the game if it rains. Basketball is an indoor sport. Hockey is a simulation of goldness. Football is the only sport where natural elements are assumed to be part of what you're going to experience. If the game is outside, you have to factor that in. You have to build your team with the knowledge that there may be scenarios, particularly late in the year, that will contradict the way you want to play. You may have to play more of a primitive physical style. You have to have that as your your bank vault of possibilities because weather is a role. It's this new X-Factor that you can't expect, you can't anticipate. This idea that you want to play these games in these climate-controlled places to get the most, again, it's a little bit like instant replay, that you're trying to get this Trying to take all subjectivity out of this. You want only the objective outcome. I think it's insane that they want to put a dome up in Philadelphia.

I think it was a huge mistake for the Viking franchise to take away that advantage and put themselves in these domes. I think that most people who like football love weather games, and it's very strange to hear someone who doesn't.

Most people, though, who would watch television would like that fire to be real and catch fire, and you have to run out of the room. It doesn't mean that that's That's how you'd want to experience it. It's not a good measurement of how this is all measured. You put weather... The Patriots just made it to the Super Bowl, not just because Denver had a bad quarterback, because they didn't have to do anything in the second half because it was snowing too much and nobody was actually playing football anymore to get to the Super Bowl.

No, they were still playing football. They were playing a different football where it wasn't so easy to kick a 45-yard field goal, and it wasn't easy to throw the ball downfield. You had to change things in order to make it.

But it's not the football they were playing all year when they were doing the measurements. It's not unlike your instant replay argument. They're playing a different game at the end of the season than they are at any other point during the season.

Except that we understand that we live in a place where the climate shifts. That's an understanding you have. No one's surprised that it's cold and possibly snowy in New England in December and January. That's part of it.

Chuck, I don't think fans spending dearly to attend a game would agree with this, but why do you think football is best watched on TV, not in person?

Well, I mean, there are hundreds of reasons to go to a live football game, but one of them cannot be, well, I really wanted to see what happened in the game. I wanted to see the game better. Every person on television is seeing the game with more clarity than every person in the stadium, including the coaches and the players. I mean, the way football is constructed, it is impossible to have a neutral sight line for the entire game. If you're sitting in the corner of the end zone, there might be situations where a play happens right in front of the pylon, and you have this unique view that only you have. It's this rarefied thing where it almost seems like the game is coming right into your lap. But in almost every other situation, what is happening is what you are seeing with your eyes is then being transposed in your mind to that classic view we see on television, from the midfield pointed down, players moving horizontally across the field. I mean, football is a mediated event, even Even when there is no media involved. I would guess if I asked any of you right now, imagine a football game.

In your mind, just imagine a football game. I would guess the majority of you would be seeing something that looks the way it looks on television. Even if you've played a football game in your life. Even if you played in high school, you're probably not reverting back to that experience. The first thing you thought of was what it looks like on TV, because football is the one sport that is always better on television. Hockey is always better live. Football is always better on television. Every other sport is debatable, depending on the conditions and where you're sitting and all these other things. But football is made for television, and the reason it's so dominant in this country is completely married to that. Football starts after the Civil War, evolves in its own way, but when it intersects with the rise of television in the 1950s, that's when all this changed. That's when football becomes this thing that is different and a reflection of society as opposed to just one component.

Mike, you'll appreciate that Chuck thinks college football is better than pro football.

Yes, sports are at its best when they're most regional and tribal, and college football does that much better than any of the pro sports.

Yes, the regional quality is huge. The historical aspect is huge, too, because pro sports are made to almost be completely reinvented every 8-10 years. If you love a pro franchise, the expectation is, especially with the way the NFL operates, is that within a 10-year span, you should be good at point. College was always a little different. Now, this is going to change with all this NIL portal business that's obviously shifting the sport very radically. But I thought it was always extremely interesting how there was this real diversity of thought between how teams play in the Southeast and how teams played in the Pac-12 and how teams played in the Midwest. I think it's really fun that when you're watching, say, Duke is playing Florida State. In a sense, you are rooting against or for the person you assume who goes to that school. It creates a caricature of the person who's part of that institution in a way that doesn't happen. If you watch the Arizona Carnals, you don't think of the Cardals as representing the people of Phoenix in any real way. That's just where the players got drafted. That's just where they pay taxes.

But at the college level, it is different. Plus, the game on the field is just better. It's more interesting because the teams play more differently. Whereas in the NFL, outside of the the very outliers, the teams are fundamentally all playing the same offense and the same defense 90 % of the time.

His is a popular viewpoint on the weather. He writes in the book, the name of the book is Football, The Weather. We are able basically to live in the modern world separate from the climate, and football demands us not to. Football forces us to consider how that will affect not just how the game is played, but the mentality of how much respect we give these guys. The Dolphins' head coach, he acts really meek in cold weather and tries to overcompensate, and it really reflects badly on him. And I don't even know if he realizes. I guess he's fired now. But coming from North Dakota, I probably like weather more than most people. My wife would always be confused when I talk on the phone to my parents because we'd talk for 12 minutes and we'd talk about the weather for five minutes, and she's like, to her, that's what you talk about when there's nothing else going on. And I was like, not if you live on a farm in North Dakota, it's the most important thing happening at all times. Yours is the popular viewpoint here. Everybody wants to watch football players as if it's not bad enough.

What they're doing for a living, throw some rain and some just terrible below freezing temperatures.

Actually, I would like to ask you this, DM, because I'm not exactly sure what the answer is. On balance, is your position now, anti-football more than pro-football? I can't... He's got us. Well, I've watched you for a bunch of years, and I feel like I've seen a real evolution in the way you think about lots of things. And I'm wondering if now you are of the position That, I mean, even if you still have a connection to it as a guy and if she's still watching it, would you say on balance, it's bad for society?

Bad for society? Football?

Would society be better if football was either not part of the world or, if nothing else, a much smaller percentage of how football and culture is consumed? If football was not this dominant thing, would you prefer it to be less dominant socially?

I would say My answer to that is complicated, but I prefer that football players be looked at and thought of as human beings first, and the sport makes it very hard on them. I enjoy the hell out of football, and I'm not against people enjoying however it is they spend their weekends gambling on football and consuming it like an addiction. But as the numbers, the place where you may have seen my opinions change on football some is, with the last 20 years of advancements with the metrics, what I want and why I don't like the weather game is I want accurate measurements. I want to be able to measure who's better. I've been talking for three weeks about how I think the Rams are better than the Seahawks, and the three games they played doesn't prove to me that the Seahawks are actually better.

Well, okay, two things on this. One, it is what you just started by saying, you want to see football players perceived differently, and football makes it very hard for that to happen. I think that the irony to that is the reason football is so much more successful than the other sports in the United States is because it does downplay individualism. And we believe that we want to see the players have autonomy and freedom, but people want that for themselves. With the rest of the world, what they want is to see control. And football does reflect that. Football is the most controlled team sport there is. The thing about the weather, you're saying you are arguing that the Rams are better than the Seahawks. And what you're saying is that in a vacuum, almost if this was simulated on a computer, that the value of the Rams roster is greater than the value the Seahawks roster, and if you played this game 100 times, the Rams maybe 163. I guess that's true. That seems to me a bit antithetical to the enjoyment of sports. I think one thing that I'm sometimes critical of analytics, not because they're wrong, but because I have a hard time sometimes understanding what the point of analytics is.

It seems to be, to me, an attempt for people to be able to predict what's going to happen in something where we're actively hoping the outcome is unknown.

Well, I'd say understanding or closer understanding more than prediction. Prediction is pretty impossible. But when you say this derails, the academics of it derails some of the metrics. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback I have ever seen. The only time he won a Super Bowl is when he did it through domes because nobody was affecting the greatest quarterback I've ever seen. There was no weather. It's the only time he's been able to win it. That's not predicting. I guess it's confirming my belief on understanding That's the best quarterback I've ever seen. How is he only one once?

But what you're arguing, though, is that the best reflection of someone is always in a situation where there's nothing impacting from the outside. I mean- That it's like a... I I'm not saying that's insane. Certainly, there's a percentage of people who agree with you. But I think that when you start thinking with the things that draw you to any pastime, what you're doing is eliminating some of the most interesting details for us. I don't know, almost like an intellectual comfort that your understanding of the thing is reflected most accurately. I don't know if that's... To me, that does not seem why football is interesting I think that football is important.

What feels better than being right, Chuck?

Well, maybe... I don't know. Does it feel that good to be right? I guess I never am. So I don't know. It's an unknown thing to me. I Maybe if I was ever right about anything, I would be like, Oh, this is wonderful.

This guy's on to us. Get rid of him. The name of the book is Football. He is exceptional. Chuck, you can't be on enough. Thank you, sir, for the wisdom and the relentless curiosity. Appreciate it.

Thanks, dude.

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You don't remember the idea for a home run call?

I was probably like, That thing.

Something? Okay, no. The home run call was, That swing, that thing.

Stugats.

Oh, it's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. You're not tailing it to a particular name. Correct. All that jazz. You don't do that. That would be a great call. That swing That thing.

This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugats.

That was great. That was awesome. Thank God for Chuck, because he could have that conversation with Dan, and he's got the bona fides that Dan will respect him because what he said, every single punchback that he had was so on the money. I was rooting for Chuck in that interview.

Somebody should do a long-form podcast cast with him. Oh, that's been done already.

But that was great. And he just convinced me of things. I used to be Team Dome, and then I realized everybody's just going to be so reliant on their apps and detached that I think 20 years from now, we're going to be waxing, poetic and nostalgic about, you remember the snow games? You remember how the Raiders went into Foxborough, and no one knew what the talk rule was and how great that was? It gives things character. And I think we're going to be longing for that Before long, Jared Stidham threw the ball backwards. Remember Jared Stidham?

Tony, you've had an ugly show today.

Hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You're not the only one. It was one time. What I want you to do is I want you to go to an ugly place in Miami and do your top five from a symbolically ugly place that symbolizes the performance that you have had today. Go there now. I'm also going to get rid of Jeremy. He was doing parody songs yesterday. He was loving the parody songs in the commercials. So, Jeremy, I would like for our newest sponsor here, Money Lion on the Fine Bucket, I want for you to do a song, a commercial song for Money Lion. Leave the room and see if you can do that. Genre suggestions, pop, pop-punk? We're not going to turn this into a final bar.

Metallica, 80's ballet. You could just go and you figure it out.

And, Tony, you go as well. We're going to try and clean up a variety of things that we're going to that we've got going on around here. That was some strong Green Day commentary you had, Sazlo, that Klostermann is saying, Well, do you need your punk band to be punk all the time? Because I'm guessing your punk band is not going to be allowed to play the Super Bowl if your punk band is too punk.

Yeah, no, I think I do need my punk rock band to be punk rock all the time because that's literally what being punk rock is. I felt it was embarrassing for Green Day that they've talked a big game throughout their tour. For years, like Chuck said, going back to George Bush. Now you got the biggest stage you've ever had. They clearly followed a mandate from the NFL. Punk Rock ain't following mandates.

Okay, but by that reckoning, Bad Bunny at the Grammys said, Ice out. He didn't say any of that at the Super Bowl halftime show. Do you look down on Bad Bunny for not using that stage?

I don't see. Maybe I don't know enough about Bad Bunny.

I think that's the case because Bad Bunny has been very outspoken.

This is one of the most gangster things that the people in power of the NFL have done. They not only nuked the idea of you're going to be unsportsmanlike on the field, and it's totally normal for us to see a defensive back for the Seahawks, Rick Wolf, trash talk a sideline and on a huge call, get a penalty. They've scrubbed that out of it. And if you want to play in their halftime show, it is such a privilege and such a blessing, you will do it for free and you will shut up. That's the rules. Yeah, Bad Bunny, the most controversy you're going to give us is you're going to say the correct things in Spanish. You're not going to say anything that offends any of the people running this sport because you decide to make too much of a political statement, you're going to have to try and hide it in your art the way that Prince did by going all phallic during a halftime show.

Maybe this is giving him too much credit. Maybe he's just saying, All right, that's what it takes to play the Super Bowl. It's great for my career. It's great exposure. But it is meta type of thinking in that you're going to become this national talking point. You're going to become overly politicized. In the end, you're going to give your performance that is relatively non-offensive, right? And people are just going to have to make things up. And at the end of it, they're just going to say what's at the heart of it the whole time. You're not speaking English. You're dunking on them with the biggest halftime show of all time. Everyone's showing their ass that had any criticism. They're just going back to, you're not speaking English. You absolutely won the day, and you won the day by following the rules.

Back to the Green Day part, Dan, I would equate it to you. If you got to sit down with an interview subject, and because of the high profile that this subject is, you're going to have as big an audience you've ever had. But you were told there are a couple of things that you are not allowed to ask. I'm fairly certain you're not going to do the interview, or you're going to still ask the things.

Well, yeah, that's That's how I would try to do it. But we've been cast aside from where it is. That's why no one comes on this show. The mainstream exists because of that.

Their costs-We had Tyler Shuck as our big guest.

There are costs to that freedom. And wherever it is that you make those- He is punk rock though. Well, but is Green Day, just given how popular they are? I know Iggy Popp is punk as well, but once you become so popular, are you even still punk?

That's where I think Chuck was wrong. Green Day at almost every show You go to these still to this day. It's not wall to wall, like he said, but they are saying stuff.

They're saying something. I've seen them twice recently.

Yeah, but you don't get to do this if you're going to do that. That's not allowed.

I'm with you. I think it's a weird criticism to have. They're playing the... People know what Green Day stands for. Some people are rediscovering their catalog.

You think everyone knows what Green Day stands for?

I think people are watching that performance realizing that it was non-offensive, and then they're going to their catalog as they do. This is quantifiable. Anybody that plays on the Super Bowl gets a boost, and then, jokes on them, they're listening to their catalog and being like, Oh, man, this stuff resonates politically today.

If you do what Bad Bunny does for a living, your biggest possible stage is the Super Bowl. Your second biggest might be the Grammys Awards. So when he says, Ice out at the Grammys Awards, everybody in the world knows how he feels politically. I don't think he needs to say it again at the Super Bowl.

The Grammys is not nearly this, Greg. I mean, not nearly this.

I understand that.

But nothing is near this.

I know, but nothing is close to this. Look, I understand how it is somebody would want their punk rock band to be punk rock all the time and do something artfully there. It's prohibited. That place is about rules. You just heard Klostermann give eloquence to, We like that. We like that everyone's under control. We like that Jerry Jones isn't letting them kneel. It's part of why it's so popular. They've got governance over all of that while one owner quietly leaves his giant statue outside the stadium because he's getting alleged foot rubs that he's not supposed to get. Let's not talk about Jerry Richardson. And another one's in the Epstein files, allegedly. And don't look at any of that. We've got control.