Transcript of Postgame Show: The Alous

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Stugatz has had in the holster all show because this is the real Stugatz wheelhouse, okay? Fernando Valenzuela passed away, and he represented at a time a total novelty in sports that created phenomenon called Fernando Mania that doesn't have a whole lot of precedent, where one young foreigner becomes this novelty thing in sports. And because of what Los Angeles represented to Mexican-Americans, he became a wild symbol for didn't speak English, youth, dodger, winning an excellence, and being an unusual left-handed pitcher.

Fernando Mania was his rookie year, really the first eight or nine starts. It was like Lynn Sanity when Jeremy Lynn, and he was on the back page of the New York Post for two consecutive weeks or two and a half consecutive weeks. Fernando Mania was a big deal. You had this pitcher, he was a rookie. He won, I think, his first seven or eight starts. He was dominant in those starts, but he went on to have a great career. He pitched for 17 years in the Major League. So unlike Jeremy Lynn, who flamed out after a few years, this guy was great early and was really, really good for a really long time for the Dodgers. But Fernando Mania was must watch television at the time, Dan. He had the weird delivery. His eyes went up in the air. He wasn't looking at the catcher. He was a novelty, but he was great.

He was all of those things. And so Stugats combined that with seeing the griffies last night at LeBron and the Bronnie game.

Hard not to see them. They were all over TV. That's all I'm saying. I wasn't making any jokes there. That's it. Weaving a salad. That's all I'm saying, man.

Oh, man.

Come on. I mean, Roy, did you see him? Yes, I saw him. I'm concerned about the griffies. I love them.

This is your public concern for the cholesterol levels of the griffies? This is what you're doing here? Weave in a salad once in a while?

It wouldn't hurt. Let's just put it that way.

I don't think we're qualified to talk about- I'm certainly not. Others weaving in salad. When you're the griffies, that's a family name. But this does allow it's royalty in that sport, the griffies. Aging is hard on people, except for LeBron, who in that photo is the oldest player in basketball. Aging is harder for all of the other people in that photo.

But standing next to his son makes him look old. It does. I've been waiting for a moment where LeBron looks old. It does.

Lebron has been dad style for a while. Nobody gets to be cool for 10 years, 15 years. Everybody ages out of that. But because I've seen the griffies last night, Stugatz has put together a top five list of best father-son combos in the history of all of sports. We're not going mothers and daughters. It's just going to be all fathers and sons.

Last night was a father and son moment for LeBron and Bronnie and the griffies, so I went father-son here.

So you're doing OLIs or just five?

I have three OLIs, Dan. Okay, let's do it. The Allooz. That's a good family. Thank you. Were you guys unaware of Moises' dad? Moises, yeah. I was aware.

Philippe. Philippe was the manager. They were the manager. His son, the son played for the manager for an Expos team that, if not for the strike, would have won the World Series.

To be honest, the way that it rolled off your tongue, maybe post-Valhalla, made it seem like you were talking about French people?

The Allus.

And one of them, well, both of them, proud legacy in French parts of Canada. Yes.

Who am I?

The Bonds. And the Halls. Mike, don't make a face. Bobby and Brent Hall? Are you kidding?

I thought you said The Halls. Oh, The Holes. And I was trying to figure out like...

The Halls.

It did sound like The Halls that you said. Bobby and Barry Bonds is a good list, so this must be a good top five. What do we have here? Number 5.

Number 5, The Horford. That's That seems like a stretch. Tito and Al.

That seems like a stretch.

What are you talking about? A UM Hall of Famer and an NBA Hall of Famer?

Billy, please look up for me. He's not an NBA Hall of Famer. Okay.

Let me come. Al will be. Get out of here.

Al will be Hall of Famer.

Thank you.

Can you look up for me, please, Billy? Tito Horford's NBA numbers. I just want to know Tito Horford, Al's father. I want to know how many games were in his NBA career, how many points, because saw last night's Stugats, among the many things that came out. Draymond came after Kendrick Perkins because Kendrick Perkins is telling Kawhi Leonard to retire. And now Draymond is saying of Kendrick Perkins, You scored two and a half points your last three years in the league. Nobody was telling you to retire. Everybody wasn't telling you to retire. And Kendrick Perkins is making your career as is Stephen H. Smith out of telling Kawhi to retire.

Draymond is not averaging much more, by the way.

I don't I don't believe Tito Horford is a UM Hall of Famer.

Oh, really? Should be. All right, 8.6 points a game. I wasn't counting on you looking that up.

Let's check in with Tito Horford's career NBA stats.

Looks like 63 games, one and a half points per game. 0.1 assist per game. Great bench guy, though. Yeah. Not really. Locker room guy. Noop. Noop. Chemistry. Noop. Yeah. Leader. Noop. Number 4. My list. Number 4, the earnhardts.Dale and Dale and Dale Jr. That's pretty good. Thank you.

Number three.

The Laureas. What? Jeffrey and David.

Chris, this is a good time for a step son joke. Is that guy, is Michael Schmidt still mad at us?

Michael Jackson? His arms are still folded.

Are we done yet?

Tito Horford had a brother that played in the Astros organization. Really? Yeah, I'm just learning Tito Horford was the nation's number one recruit at center, and he had committed to Houston, which had a good basketball program. But something a little funny happened there. And then he tried to go to LSU, but he basically ended up at Miami. Where was he playing his games? At the Night Center? Yes.

Yeah. With a curtain up? And he was the best recruit that they had since the Rick Berry era University of Miami basketball team. He was absolutely a star-studded recruit, a seven-footer, He was a genuine seven-footer, and they didn't win anything.

I don't see Tito in the UM Sports Hall of Fame just yet, but it looks like it started in 2017, so there's time. We should fight to get him in. Should we? Yeah, he's deserving. He is.

Number two.

The Balls. Lavar and LaMelo Ball.

Lavar didn't play anywhere.

It doesn't matter, man. What?

But he wasn't a professional at anything.

Did you see him on first take? I mean, the sneakers.

Who's number one going to be?

The Coties. Thank you, everyone.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the worst top five lists in the history of numbers. There it is. The man did not say the house.

He didn't say the K'Chucks. What is the matter with you?

He said, Oh, I love that Chucky.

Are we done?