Transcript of Postgame Show: It's A Tuba Thang Shawty (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Daniel Jones is a bust. . Nobody likes Daniel Jones.

If you can't be Daniel Jones.

Tunkabalowa with time. Now fires over the middle.

Picked off. It's Latu.

And the second of the day for two of Tunkabalowa.

Can't explain how the dolphins are making me feel. I got no faith in Mike McDaniel at the steering wheel. Fucking two-wise, brain is Swiss, jeez. You can't lose like that two in me. We got blown up by Daniel Jones. Somebody just stuck me in the heart. There's no hope for the playoffs now. Might as well, we're the franchise down. We got blown up by Daniel Jones. Oh, That is awesome.

I love that song. We're so bad. I would play that in the car. That's a great song. Juju, how are you doing, man?

Pretty good, brother. How are you doing, man? Good to see you all on this blessed Monday.

Juju is a Bills fan. He's living good right now.

You thought it was over, Juju. Come on, be honest.

Bro, I thought it was over when Derry Henry broke the first one. I was like, Oh, my goodness, not this again. Our defense is trash as usual. I'm going to say that. I have no faith in our defense, but even the garbage can't get to stake.

Juju, what stood out to you over the weekend? Let's start Saturday with college football.

Oh, my goodness. The story of the weekend to me, man, why you never give up on yourself. Kent Broussard, the oldest LSU band member ever. Come on, man. Follow your dreams. It's never too late.

He's a freshman.

That's Greg Cody. A freshman, right? How many people out there would have just gave up on that dream a long time ago, man? My boy is 66 years old and still pushing it. It's a reminder that your comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing, absolutely nothing grows there. Back to you guys.

Do you think the other bandmates, is he popular, you think?

Oh, yeah. They pretend he is.

Hey, can you buy us booze?

Can we throw the image up one more time? Because I thought he might be popular with the band, so popular that the person behind him would put their hand on his shoulder. But it's an optical illusion. He's just got his gloves strapped underneath that thing. So maybe they don't like him. Yeah.

And so what instrument is he playing? The tuba? What's he got going on there?

It's a tuba thing, shout it. He loves the tuba. He be playing the tuba in his own neighborhood, aggravating everybody. And they didn't know he had a dream, and that boy accomplished that dream, man. The biggest failure is not trying, ladies and gentlemen.

Wow, that guy's got some muscles. Don't tubas weigh like 50 pounds? They do. They're heavy.

Yeah, they are.

Juju, what else stood out to you on Saturday?

On Saturday? There was a lot going on on Saturday. Another thing that stood out was my boy, Fran Brown, man. Old-school coach, man. Syracuse got the W, but directly Basically, after the game, win sprints, everybody, the entire team. Come on, man. We're not playing these games. I love this type of coaching. That's exactly what my coach would have done to us.

All those guys running are like, I am out of here next year.

Why'd they have to do that if they won?

He didn't like something he saw. They practiced something all weekend. They did not do it. So he got to get them boys on the line.

Yeah, I mean, I get it. They They played Yukon, and they barely won, but I don't know. We're trying to go home and have fun. We just won the game. Anyway. Last night, though, Juju, we didn't bring this up during the main show. There was an altercation between Lamar Jackson and a fan in the front row because the fan, I guess, when they scored a countdown, he smacked DeAndre Hopkins upside the head, right?

Yeah. He smacked DeAndre Hopkins off across the head, and then he had a nerd to slap Lamar across the head, and Lamar weren't having it. And my hats off to Lamar, like, salute. You can't put your hands on people, fans of whatever, me, anybody, whoever it is. You a fan of this game. How dare you touch these players, these million-dollar players, man. Lamar pushed that He came back into his seat politely, and I think he was well-deserved of it. And the brother got kicked out of the game. Hopefully, he get banned from the stadium. Do everything to him, man. You can't do that. That's a bad look for Buffalo.

Yeah, I saw Lamar Jackson after the game. He was asked about, I guess, in the postgame conference, and he was like, Yeah, I can get them to touch my guys, but I also sometimes forget where I'm at. I wouldn't even have said that part if I was the marcher. I wouldn't have given any apology.

Yeah, fans got to know their role. Just because you buy a ticket, you're not entitled to run onto the field or mess with a player physically.

Kind of like that Philly's fan, not entitled to that ball. Zagaki. Not your ball.

Yeah, Juju, give me something on Philly's Karen. Come on now.

Bro, I thought that I disagree with you a little bit. It It was hilarious how Buddy first realized she was up on him. He was like, What in the world?

A natural reaction of like, Yo, what the hell?

Hocus-pocus. But after that, brother, this is still a female. This is a woman. He's a man. There isn't many options he have. I know it's not what we want to see him take the ball from the kid, but I feel like he was put in this rock in a hard place situation where this lady is just coming at him, and he did the best of, I guess, two evils and gave the lady the ball. I think that's a real man, though. He de-escalated it quickly. And man, we all got his back, so I think he did what was right.

I mean, it all worked out, certainly for the kid. If he didn't give the ball to her, the kid wouldn't have been able to go down to the clubhouse afterward and meet the Philly's player. But I don't know, that woman's on charge. Just because she wants the ball, we don't have to give it to her.

Exactly. I wonder what David Samson would have done in that situation. We got to ask him next time, what would you have done? A pair of gloves, some sand from the field for the kid?

I hate that woman. I'm so whatever. I hate that woman. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry, actually. I don't know why anyone would say they're sorry. Juju, you got some polls for us today?

Yes, sir. First poll. Our italics, the Lord's font. 67% of the audience says, Yes, it is. Also, salute to Rich Eisen. He had a great call from Harrison Bucker the other day. Interestingly enough, wide right. It was great. Hell, yeah. Can you blame someone for falling asleep when the game was 40 to 25 last night? 73% of the audience says, No, you can't blame them.

Makes sense.

Yeah. Who felt better after yesterday's game? Aaron Rodgers or Jelen Ramsey? 65% of the audience says Aaron Rodgers.

Yeah. He got up there afterwards, said he appreciated beating anyone associated with the New York Jets. That's good line.

Right. Whole NFC East, zero and one, except your boys. Would you have gone to prison if you had spit on someone during COVID? 89% of the audience says, Yes, you would have. And the last poll, it's a fresh poll. I got to update the chart right now. While I update this, DLS Hoops, baby. We are back today. Dls Hoops, subscribe. Give us 27 subscribers instead of 26, please. Did you know that Backrub was the original name for Google? 93% of the audience says no, and those are your posts.

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Com. Thanks, Juju. Excellent job.

Yes, sir. That read would have sounded way better if I wasn't imagining Christie all the time, strangling someone with his bare hands.

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