Transcript of Postgame Show: Happy Black History Month (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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00:00:02

I am truly stunned that I said 15 seconds or less, and Jeremy was wildly efficient. This is what a mean professional broadcaster gave us. I think I do the... Again, the counter offers have been-Time's up. Again, I love when someone uses the again after not saying anything at all. I think I do the... Again, the counter offers have been-Time's up. Juju is with us now. We're going to update some polls. We're going to do some critique. What do you have for us to start in the way of critique today, Juju?

00:00:42

First of all, I'm not sure if I can say this on I'm allowed, but here goes nothing. Happy Black History Month, everybody. You're not allowed to say it.

00:00:51

You're not allowed to say it.

00:00:53

I knew it. Well, yeah. Happy Black History Month, man. Great weekend of sports, man. Teo Fimo went down. Shaquille Stevenson handed him a big punch in the face. He's been doing a lot of stuff, a lot of antics lately that could be seen as very racist. It was good to see him humbled. He apologized for racism after the show, so Good fight, Shaquille Stevenson. But yeah, great weekend of sports.

00:01:18

Let's get to some of the things on the docket here today. I think that we have said some questionable things over the last 10 days or so. Let's revisit some of them, shall we?

00:01:29

Yeah, I ain't even going to take it out of 10 days. I'm going to take it out to one day, Friday. Jeremy, can we put the camera on Jeremy? Tashay, please, sirs and ma'ams, and days. You said if Mike Vrabel did it, you would watch. Do you want Do you want to clarify that? Do you want to repeat that, or do you want to stand on that? I'll stand on that.

00:01:49

Wow. All right. Shocking.

00:01:51

I mean, Vrabel said he would cut off his penis to win a Super Bowl, and Jeremy said he would watch that.

00:01:57

I don't believe that any of you wouldn't.

00:01:59

No, I would not watch that.

00:02:01

I was at a party over the weekend, and multiple people came up to me and was like, Jeremy's out of pocket for that. I was like, Hey, look, he stands on that. Multiple people came up to you. Multiple people on Zoom and in person.

00:02:10

Why would anybody want to watch? Who wants to watch that? That's what I'm saying. Why would you want? I get squamish watching like needles and shivs in movies. Why would I want to watch that?

00:02:19

You wouldn't be able to look away. Now it's time to put the camera on Jud Zaz. I'm so sorry Zaz to do this to you, brother. It seems like you agree, though, that the report is in the suspension situation because they don't know shit, and they shouldn't just be allowed to say they don't know shit. You feel me? You're not one of them. But do you want to repeat this, or do you want to stand on this, or do you want to retract this? Ky Sonat is a low-end celebrity. Wild.

00:02:44

Yeah, I think he's a low-end celebrity.

00:02:46

No, that's crazier than me saying, I want to watch Mike Rable cut off his dick.

00:02:49

You're telling me- know that guy, and he's young.

00:02:54

You've seen it in a tweet before. Just double down and be like, I can't believe that idiot.

00:02:59

If you When you ask someone who's above the age of 25 who Ky Sonat is, you feel like the majority of them are going to know who he is? No, they're not. That's a low-end celebrity.

00:03:08

He may be on SoundCloud or YouTube or an app. Don't volunteer that. I'm sorry.

00:03:16

I'm not sorry, actually. I don't know why anyone would say they're sorry. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. Twitch.

00:03:20

Whatever.

00:03:22

Just say Twitch.

00:03:23

Just because young people know Ky Sonat doesn't make him a high-end celebrity. No disrespect.

00:03:28

He's great on my space.

00:03:31

Shit.

00:03:33

Lastly, put the camera on me. I'm tired. It seemed like we were standing on everything. No, that's not right.

00:03:40

You're so right about that. They cannot double down on those opinions. They're terrible opinions.

00:03:47

Right. Especially Zaz's. During Black history, my house. I'm going to ask for it. Not here, not there. But lastly, to us, I know David Samson. We love you, brother. We support you, and we always got you in our But he gave a hero's support to Chevy Chase the other day. I just want to put out there, to us African-Americans, Chevy Chase is the guy who vigorously uses the N-word at will because he says that Richard Pryer said he could do so.

00:04:16

We didn't mention that when talking about Chevy Chase, that he used it casually with Richard Pryer's permission because they did a skit on Saturday Night Live about crackers and offensive-What's the problem? Stereotypes.

00:04:30

Not this much. What is it?.

00:04:35

Easy.

00:04:38

Also, I watched over the weekend. I saw Mina Kams and her co-host, David Dennis, I believe they were interviewing Ron Funches. Also, I'm familiar with Ron Funches from his South Beat Session interview. Go check it out right now if you haven't. But my boy Ron Funches was on Trader's, so I was like, Bro, I'm finna get this show a chance, man. Damn it. I done seen the promo over and over. I seen him in the kilts and the boots. I'm finna lock in. Let me tell you, this show should be a required watch in every elementary school across America. Why? Brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you this might be the best show on TV. These folks be so convinced that they know exactly who the traitor is, and they will bet their lives and their first children on it. And this person over here is a liar because I saw him talking to the old girl last night. They be just as wrong as, hey, I'm talking about wrong accusation after wrong accusation coming from blonde hair, blue eyes, coming from every type. And you would think, oh, man, he said that. I believe him.

00:05:48

No, they all lying. They're traitors. Watch the show ASAP. Pooh, Peacock. I'm so happy we are in bed with you guys.

00:05:57

Juju, what did you make of Tony saying that there are no good movies anymore?

00:06:03

He's not far off, bro. Folks be overreacting on all these movies. Like David Samson was saying, One battle after another. I saw it. I watched it. It was cool. I stayed awake the entire time. It wasn't this thing. It wasn't Shack-O-Live. It wasn't let Adam and David Samson tell it, you would have thought Titanic 2 came out. You feel me? And I don't agree with the most of it, but I do think that my brother Tony is on this song. He a dog with a bone on this. Thank you. So it made me come up with a top five ass movies of 2025.

00:06:43

All right. Again, not wrong, just early.

00:06:45

Just early. Number five, The War of the Worlds, Ice Q.

00:06:51

Oh, man. I think I got zero % on Ron Tomatos.

00:06:57

Ass on ass. I'm talking I tried to watch that movie three times, sir, and I could not do it. That was Booty Juice. Booty Juice. Number 4, Novocaine. I usually like, bro, too. He and the boys, he a good actor. But boy, do not go see Novocaine. You will regret it.

00:07:20

Yo, Ice Cube's War of the World's got 4% on Rotten Tomat.

00:07:24

Number 3, my brother Amin. We got I always remember that Amine has been desensitized by the xenophob show he does where he volunteers himself to watch them ask movies. Number three is the Running Man. You are right, dad. Thank you. I watch it.

00:07:41

Thank you. Thank you, Juju.

00:07:44

I I watched it over the weekend, too, bro. I was like, Oh, free Running Man. Yes, sir. I was the front and center. Man, that thing was so lame. Didn't pay no homage to Arnold, except they had him in there on the car. Maybe he's the president. I don't know. It was though. No plot, no twist, just straight ass. What'd you say, Tony, what the other one was?

00:08:06

That's not Booty Juice.

00:08:07

Booty Juice. Number two, the movie Bagonia. What? I heard that's good.

00:08:16

That movie's good, Juju.

00:08:17

Juju agrees with me. No good movies anymore.

00:08:19

It's weird. I like it because Emma Stone and Fat Damon and Xavi, but it's weird. That movie's weird.

00:08:27

I knew the answer to the movie the first five minutes of the movie, and that's where I give it a party file. At least give me a twist that I don't see coming. I'm sorry. Number one, Him. Marlon Wayans, you need to be ashamed of your sofa that movie, bro. Salute to all the people involved. Get your money.

00:08:51

That's a quarterback, right? It's a quarterback movie?

00:08:54

Yeah, a quarterback horror film. Jesus.

00:08:58

It sounded like Starvy. No one said savvy, right? No one caught that. I didn't make them a Savi hair. They're crazy. I'm not crazy. We move on.

00:09:09

Juju, you got some polls for today? What do we got?

00:09:13

Yes, sir. I got some polls from the last couple of days, the last two days. A great one right here. Better basketball player, D-Wade or Yannis? Easy answer. 54% of the audience says D-Wade, man. 305, stand up. Is Bill Billachet rooting for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?

00:09:36

Oh, wow. That's an old one.

00:09:39

92% of the audience say, Hell, no. It's Tom braided for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl. 54% of the audience say, Hell, no. What's more impressive? Squatten 405 at age 65 or squatten 65 at age 405. 63% of the audience says, Squatten 65 at 405.

00:10:07

Dan said, John Harville was 405.

00:10:12

It's saying, Shuck you, Dan, the best way to kick off Super Bowl week. Hey, that brother was awesome. He made a fan out of me Friday. Right. 80% of the audience says, Yes, it is. Have you ever been so drunk that you threw a and accidentally hit your homeboy? I put homeboy because mate don't read the same on Twitter. Mate seems domestic.

00:10:39

I have to put Australian accent in parentheses.

00:10:41

Right. 79% of the audience says, No, they have not. Have you ever suspected a boxer of wearing a toupee in the ring? 90% of the audience says, No, they have not. Can the word battling ever be one syllabus. 78% of the audience says, No, it cannot. And last poll, In Miami, is that smell from the heater just dust from the coils? Because it's been so long since you've last used it? 95% of the audience says, Yes, it is. And those are your polls.

00:11:22

All right, put it on the poll. Is everything about funding this is America, Jack? Because you forgot that one. We'll get to that tomorrow. Thank you, Juju.

00:11:31

Yes, sir. Shuck you.

Episode description

"He's great on Myspace."

JuJu gives a couple of members of the show a chance to take back some odd takes from last week before delivering his Top 5 Bad Movies of 2025.
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