Transcript of Alley Oop 155: Jaylon Tyson Says WHAT About Donovan Mitchell?! | NBA Out of Pocket Moments

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Welcome back to the Alley Oof. I am your host, Juju Godi, joined by my co-host, Trista Crick. How are you doing today?

I'm good, Juju. You're looking yoked right now in that shirt.

You feel me? Some would say I'm yoked, some would say, Hey, maybe this has gotten a little small over the years. But hey, whichever one it is, I appreciate the angle you took, my sister.

Yeah, you're looking like your bench pressing the bajillion. Why are you repping Are you wearing Bulls today? I don't get it.

Actually, I got some new braids in my hair. You can't tell. And so the braids putting on top of my head, they make my head three sizes bigger. And so this Bulls hat is the one that could fit on top of this noggin, and we're rocking this way. You dig it. And for people who don't know out there, I am head craniium challenged, bruh. Guess what size hats I wear, bruh?

Nine.

Okay, well, you went too far. I actually do wear an eight and a half. But folks who know about hats know, hey, man, that's a big noggin, but that's not here nor there. Last night, the King returned to Cleveland. Warm welcome, man. They had my boy crying on the sidelines. They had my boy emotional the whole game, emotional enough that he got his ass kicked and nobody really seemed to care about that part. What you thought about that game last night, sis?

Well, I thought that that signaled to me that this is LeBron's last time, probably in Cleveland, unless he decides next year to play there, which has been floated around. But also, I don't know if you were planning on playing this clip, but Cleveland's got to get it together, Juju.

Uh-oh, what they did.

They had a raised court, and Luka hit the three, was on one leg going backwards, and rolled his down damn ankle by hitting the... Literally fell off the ledge into the stance and had to go back to the locker room.

And he's like, God damn it, who made this court? Getting together, Cleveland. You did. But like I said, during the game, the Cleveland put boot to ass. You did. They have Ricky Jalen Tyson going crazy. Phenomenal year he's having. But after the game, my boy stuck his foot square in his mouth. Ms. Rebecca, do you have a Jalen Tyson clip?

Yes, sir. Hold on one second.

Obviously, there's a different energy in this building when the James family is here. We saw how the fans reacted to Bronnie. And certainly this could be potentially LeBron's last game in this building. How would you characterize his impact on this city and franchise? Well, you could say something, dude.

This is Donald Mitchell City now. This is Donovan Mitchell City now. When he come back here, we're going to make sure that everybody roots for him like they did for him. So this is his stuff. Cut it. I've heard enough Jalen Tyson. Look, bro, we love you, man. You're doing a phenomenal job at basketball, but that was extremely goofy. I don't give a damn what Donovan Mitchell do for the next 20 years. This is LeBron City. And on top of that, Donovan Mitchell looked like, Boy, I don't care what's in my damn city. I'm hoping to get traded in New York. What you thought about the Rook, Fail, foul.

It was giving that your big bro has been paying your technical fines, and you're just doing everything that you can to stay in their good graces. He even said it on the podium when they asked him what it meant to be a rising star for the All-Star Game. Did you see the thing where he said, I give all glory to God and to Donovan Mitchell?

Man, And I didn't see that, but he need to calm down.

Let me find that for you real fast.

You don't got to find it. It's ridiculous enough. We don't got to find it.

And Donovan said, damn, I'm up there with God? And he's like, yeah, just keep paying my technical foul, my tech checks, the fines that I get fined. That's like, Donovan Mitchell is tricking for Jalen Tyson a little bit.

Hey, come on. Moving on, man. The besmircher. Exactly. How does Jalen Tyson f up, and Donovan Mitchell is the one that gets the stray? Exactly, bro. And then even that it's a stray, it's like, I still think the heat should stay on Jalen Tyson. Jalen Tyson, you, sir, are a joker for that comment. Great basketball player, but get the hell out of town before, Hey, don't let them clutch sports, black trucks pull up. Now, hey, you might want to watch your tone in Cleveland, specifically. But moving on. You did. Yannis, man, is it over? Where is he going? We ain't going to spend a lot of time on Yannis because this saga just keep playing out. But in one minute or less, Yannis, what do you think is going to happen with my boy?

I don't know what's going to happen, Juju, but I do know. I texted somebody that I know that works for the Blazers, and the Blazers have two first-round pick swaps of the box and an unprotected first from the box from the Dame trade. And they've got a lot of assets. They got Rob Williams that they can move, Shaden Sharp, that they could move. A lot of young... Scoot Henderson, they could move. A lot of young players. So they got young players, they got picks. And then they got a big contract in Jeremy Grant. So I texted him and I said, Yannis? Big eye emoji. And And they responded back with the meme of Jordan shrugging.

Man, look, they up. And I'm pretty sure I guarantee that 100% that happened. But Yannis ain't going to no damn over there. I will be down, and Yannis will be down. My boy trying to get to the bit market. My boy a bit fish. Moving on, though, man.

Where do you think he goes?

I think he goes to Miami or New York only. Everything else is a joke. The Warriors, that's a joke. They ain't going to go over there for two, three years to Steph retire. Now you're going to be over there by yourself with who? You and damn whoever the hell, because you're going to have to trade everybody to get him. So I don't like it. Him and Moses Moody, they're going to be over there together. I think he going to New York. 70 %, he going to New York, and the rest on Miami, man. You feel me? But Moving on. Going to some videos out of the NBA, man. First, we got Tracy Morgan outside. This is a controversial video right here online right now. Tracy Morgan outside of the game. He saw one of his old bullies, a player who used to bully you. Imagine walking up on you right now, Trista, and saying, Trista, remember me? Let's see how Tracy Morgan handled it. We're always going to ask about tactics.

Taxing, Ben.

What's doing? What's up? What's up? Don't talk to me like I owe you something. I didn't say that. Can I get something, please? No. I didn't talk to you. I didn't When we were younger. Yeah, but- I think I forgot. I'm homeless, boy. What's that got to do with me? I didn't do that.

Can I get a picture of my sister?

Trista, how do you feel about that?

I'm trying to absorb what I just saw. Where were they?

They were leaving the Knicks game. So the man's homeless at the Knicks game? Or he's at Penn State? He's homeless outside of the Knicks game.

Listen, Tracy Morgan can do whatever the hell he wants to do. He came back from basically eating out of a straw, and he was on death's door. And if you've done me wrong, I honestly don't care at all whether you're homeless.

Damn. I understand. I definitely can understand that sentiment. I'm on the other side of that because I just feel like since I'm so up, me giving you a blessing is even further proof of why you shouldn't have done that back in the day. You feel me? Taking that high road. And I think that also, even if you take the stance that Tracy take, you ain't got to say it like that, bro. You feel me? There's a more gentle way to let that happen. You You feel me?

He could have just ignored him, to be honest.

He could have. Exactly. You feel me? And so, yeah, man, it was a lot of smoke on the internet about that topic.

What were they saying, Joe?

It's either somebody's on this side or this side, but they're going hard for each side. I want to know the opinion of Ms. Rebecca and Dylan. Ms. Rebecca, how would you handle that situation that Tracy Morgan went through?

Well, it's more that I got strong opinions on Tracy Morgan. Strong.

I would like to know those.

He's a big homophobe. He got on stage one time and he said a whole thing about he would beat his son dead, pretty much, for being gay. So ever since he said that, I'm just like, Come on, dude. You know what I mean? And so he just... He says stupid shit like that all the time. And it sucks because he's funny. He was funny as fuck on 30 Rock. I mean, I loved him on 30 Rock, but he He's like, I don't believe all this, but he's a shithead. You know what I mean, in my opinion for that. Yeah. So I'm not surprised he said that. I'm not surprised he took out somebody else's knees at all.

Right. What about you, Dibna?

I am anti-homophobe.

Of course. I did not know that about Tracy Morgan.

I didn't know he was homophobic like that. So honestly, that homeless man, I'm more on his side now.

In general, if this was between two other people, Tracy Morgan, Homeless Man aside, I just would have talked to someone like, Ignore him. But I wouldn't say your homelessness has nothing to do with me. That's just a bit too heartless.

All right, man. I don't know, man. Tracy work and get it together, bruh. To all the homeless and unhoused out there, we always praying for you, man. But moving on back to the lead, to more light-hearted topics, you dig? Steph Curry, man, pulled up. He been on a generational You're going to shoot run, bruh. I don't know if you notice him and Under Armor split ties damn near. He ain't going back. He say he ain't going back and forth with Under Armor no more. He been pulling up to every arena with the best shoes that you can think of on that represent that city. My boy pulled up... Who they played last night?

Utah.

Utah. They pulled up in Utah with the Thims. Unfortunately, they You are the wheat thin, sir. You cannot wear these. These are a no, no. I'm from Atlanta and I know this. You pulled up in some soft-toed mosquito stompers. Those, sir, belong on a boat Surrounded by alligators, sir. Sir, where are you going? Somebody get in his ear. You cannot do this. You let us down with this one, Steph. I'm so sorry.

We can't wear the wheat anymore?

I'm going to text you, sis. I'm going to text you with the do's and don'ts of the Timberlands. Yes, the wheat Timberlands, but he got the wheat thins on. It's about the soul.

Oh, I can't see because I can only see the front.

Oh, damn. Okay. Is there a way to zoom in on the picture?

Yeah, I can see now.

Look at them. Here we go. You see what I'm saying?

Oh, no.

My boy got on the Carborator 4s.

That's tough. You can't wear those The skinny ones? Yeah, no, you can't do that.

Oh, man. I know how to fix your Carborator 3s. Like, bro, Steph Curry. Tied it up, my brother.

At least you didn't choke him out.

That is true. But if he would have choked him out, that would have been... You couldn't play the night, bro. Steph Curry out.

I feel like Steph Curry has enough money and is at the end of his career to just never have a shoe sponsor again.

Right. Damn, my shoe sponsor. I'm him. My name is Stephen Curry.

To be exclusive with the shoe partner robs us. This is the first time we've seen this for a star, and I can't remember how long. I'm a free agent. I can wear any shoe I want. I can put on and send messages to different athletes and pay homage to different eras. I can put on anything I I want without getting any smoke from any sponsor. I think this is the epitome of F U money.

I'm an appreciatory, bro, especially the sneakers, bro. Because my whole career I was thinking Steph Curry did not know sneakers. Why? My boy is so lame, bro. I consider myself... I don't know about a sneaker head, but I'm a sneaker... I'm sneaker enough. A connoisseur. I'm sneaker enough to have these mellows on right now, just randomly. You know what I mean? And these are pretty hard to find, the best mellows that ever happen. So I'm really appreciating Steph's run. But on weekdays...

It's bad.

I got Ayesha. Get your mans.

I bet Ayesha bought them for them.

I'll just see that that's a whole another bottle of wax.

Listen. She's doing them wrong, putting them out, sending them to the wolves. Ayesha, we see what you're doing now, okay?

We see it. Well, she see it, damn it. You got me cosigning that. Moving on, damn it. But smerchers. Josh Hart, bro. For some reason, bro, ever since the end-season tournament, I just don't see Josh Hart the same, bro. Last night, he hit a tray ball and won tray ball. And look, he let them shots go at the Raptors, and them boys threw towers I just don't think that the Knicks have been the same since Josh Hart put his finger in Jalen Brunson's booty. There it is. See, that's how I was trying to put it, but I didn't know if I would need to put it that way. But I know my sister, Double Smircher, is always going to catch the alley.

Always game to take the lob.

My boy let it go on the entire route there's been. I'm talking about the whole clip, Stando. He said, Peep, peep, It was a... Bro, whoever threw that first towel funny as hell, bro.

Who was it? Let's zoom in.

I don't think they got it, but who you think it was, bro? It wasn't Brandon Ingram.

It wasn't O. G. It's not a... Hold on.

It's a raptor, bro. It's not Scottie Barnes. I don't know. It might be Scottie Barnes, bro. I don't see him nowhere in the picture. Bro, take this time with you, bro. Get the hell about out of face, bro.

Brandon Ingram is not even thinking about him at all. Look at him. Brandon Ingram looks like he had some sativa before tip time.

Look at him. All right, I'm about to be looking at his head.

Zoom in on Brandon Ingram really fast.

You know good and damn well, Ms. Rebecca cannot zoom in on something. Look at Brandon Ingram.

Pause it right, right, right now.

There. Right there.

Brandon Ingram is not even plugged into what has happened. I don't even think bro knows where he is right now. Bro, Brandon Ingram never looked like he give a damn.

I have never seen Brandon Ingram one time in my life look like he give a damn, bro. Listen, Zeraya Fears. Is that his name?

Is that his name? That's his name. That's his name, Zero Fears. No, I haven't seen it. Let's show the clip.

The game is pretty much over. Clock is basically running out, and Lou Dore jacked my boy up by the jersey. Come on. Did he choke him? He jacked his jersey up to make it look like a choke, but he got all his jerseys in his hands. Two fits full of jerseys. I don't know, bro.

Okay, so I can... Oh, here we go. We can see what happened right here. This is great. So He grabs them. Grabs them by the... Yeah, grabs them by the... Whatever those are, the arm holes.

His shirt, man. The jersey.

Okay, so here's the- The arm holes. Here's the deal. Here's what happened. I already know what happened. What happened, bro? I didn't see it, but I know what is the story.

Give us the scoop, bro.

Jeremiah Fiersjuh is a self-proclaimed, and this is inside of NBA circles, but also he has said this publicly as well.

Okay.

He wants to be the guy that irritates the other team. Yeah. He wants to be the most hated. He's He's a certified rookie troll, and at his size, he's going to end up getting roughed up. But he's undoing people's shoelaces at the free throw line. He's legitimately doing everything that he can to get in your head, and he's physical with it. And I just don't think... I think he messed with the wrong one in Lou Dore. I don't think that was a good idea. I'm sure something happened earlier in the game because Lou Dore said, I'm going to wait until the game is over, and then I'm going to let you know.

Bro, I disagree 100 billion %. What's the biggest number in the world? Infinity %.

You disagree?

I disagree infinity %, bro.

Why? Tell me why.

Because I think that in this scenario, Lou Dore, he has a reputation. Now, don't quote me on this. Lou Dore, I know you watch this show, so this is just my theory. I respect you, my brother. I'm a fan.

Oh, you think Lou Dore is the one?

I think that Lou Dore's reputation sometimes precedes him. And so you want to sometimes play that tough role. But every now and then, you roll up on the right Yung, you roll up on the right Y-N. You feel me? And I feel like that's exactly more so what happened to me because since it happened, Jeremiah Fiers has been online every day. Somebody said, Man, Lou Doyt ain't like that. Jeremiah Fiers comment under that. Yeah, I know. L-o-l. He want extra smoke.

He ain't stopped. Oh, I didn't see that. I didn't see I ain't heard none from Lou Doyt, which is a mature thing to do.

Come on, I'll support maturity. But all I know is Jeremiah Fiers is convinced that Lou is not what he portrays.

He said, All you are is muscles on muscles, and I don't think you're ready.

Come on, man. I trust them. I trust the look. Trust me. I know why I ask when I see them. Moving on. Lastly, before we get up out of here, We got a Jarre. Jarre Henderson from back in the day, man. I don't know if you know the classic Jerole Henderson, man. He is in the shining.

You feel me?

A shining example of what the NBA has turned into these days. These days, the NBA player will be out for five weeks with a broken hangnail. My boy had a damn neck brace on, can't even swal down there, out there, draining free throws, man. This is toughness, man. This is the NBA that Charles Barker, the All-I-Lum, grew up on. So that's why they be talking like that, because look at this. Since, what you think about this, man?

I mean, he's breathing out of his mouth because he can't shut his mouth, Juju. He's got a neck brace on that also craddles his cheek. So I don't know what the deal is with that.

Sidebar, what's the technology behind this neck brace, ma'am? I don't know. Sir or ma'am who prescribed him this neck brace, how is it staying on, sir? How is he breathing?

It's plastic right there. That's plastic.

Sorry to interrupt.

No, I think that's plastic. Pause that. I think it's foam and plastic. There's no way. You can see there's two pieces to it.

Bro, you must got a computer with the HD monitor on it because all I see is blurry white stuff, which looks like... I can't tell what this material is. It could be a slab of the salt meat, or it could be... What is this? A neck brace. Whatever it is.

Do you think it could be ham?

It could be ham. Softy ham. You know what? I'm going to sit here in it. I thought it was ham.

Listen, if there was a player in today's NBA that would pull up in a neck brace, who would it be?

Steven Adams.

Yes.

Godoy, Mike. Yes.

I think Jalen Brown might pull up in a neck brace.

He might. Look, Jalen Brown knocked some of my teeth out last night. It's too grand for the show. We're not going to get into that. But my boy in the weight room, just know that. Get well soon, Anyeka. What's my boy name from Atlanta Hills? Get well soon. A congol. You did. Come on, man. But that's another episode, man. A wonderful episode of The Alley Oop, man. Thank you all so much for pulling up on us as usual. We're out, you all. Who the hell are we? Who the hell are we? Thanks to the Give Thankers. I'm Ms. Rebecca Donahue. You got to know, man, without Ms. Rebecca Donahue, where the hell are we going? I don't know my way in the dark. I need a leader. I need a shining flashlight. It's Ms. Rebecca Donahue. Salute to you, ma'am. Also, holy moly, I've lost my way in the dark. I can't... Ms. Rebecca, I've lost Ms. Rebecca. Don't worry, Dylan right here. He got me. He going to leave me the safety, too, because guess what? He has a flashlight attached to his helmet. Thank you to Dylan as well. Man, now... Thank you for watching, you all.

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