That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. That's right. Draftkings, the Crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?
Yes, sir, man. Thursday Thunder. We got the Lakers taking on the Mavericks. We already know what that be doing every time they play since that big trade, since the biggest transaction in history. Max Christie is returning back to his old stomping grounds. So I'm going with my boy tonight for three assists at least. Next, we got the news yesterday as well that Cooper flag went down. You dig? And that's get well soon, young brother. But that means my boy Najee Marshall is going to have to step up When he step up, he getting them boards, and he going to get at least six rebounds tonight. John John. I'm about to say last poll. And last leg of the parlay. Yes, Thunder. Thank you, Chris. The Lakers will beat that ass tonight. They don't stand a chance without the Coopster, even though the Loopster is out.
You've got them covering seven or you've got them on the money line? You've got them just winning the game.
Just winning the game because the Lakers are down a lot of people, too. I don't like how really Hachimura be doing certain things in certain spots of the game. I got them to win the game, but not by much.
I saw the box score of the Lakers the other day. I'm like, Where did all their points come from? And I'm looking at the box score and I'm going down, and not until I get to the last one, and then it says Austin Reeves, 35. Then I'm like, Oh, okay. That's how they ended up doing that. They say in Lakerland that that is not a championship team. Lebron is saying it flatly. His agent is saying it flatly, but Juju's got them winning tonight. Before we get to the polls and before we get to Jeremy's song, do you have a Joker of the Day for us, Juju?
Yes, I do, man. Joker of the Day. The Golden State Warriors, man. See, this is how they do you, man. This is exactly how they do you. They put out a statement and said that Jonathan Kominga, a family member, was taking too much food from the family room. Come on, man. You know what them folk contract worth, man, each and every one of them individuals? This proof, man. If folks don't like you, they're going to always find a way. They're going They're going to throw smut on your name some way, bro. Just a further day agenda. Man, you ain't got to do all that, bro. You got... Damn, Jonathan, you see? He got two bowls of Chirios. Did you see him? Oh, damn, you see Juh? He got two bowls I'm supposed to be in the wingies. Like, bro, come on. That's, Hey, man, if you don't like me, just say that, bro. And salute the step Cur for stepping up and said, This is ridiculous. I'm sorry, bro. Go be great.
Just as a small correction, and you correct me if I'm correcting you wrong, Juju. I don't think Golden State sent out a statement. I believe that there was a report that studied everything that was happening with Kaminga and the fracture there, and there were leaks in the organization. But it's not like they put out on letterhead through their press people, Hey, Kominga's family members were stealing food.
They may as well, bro. Big brother, I'm going to let you know something about the hood of America. It may as well have been to us in the hood because we see that come across the thing in Big Bo letters. Bro, that's just smutting the name. They ain't stepping up and saying this is false. They ain't stepping up and saying anything outside of making him look bad every step of the way. You see how Mike Dunlivy tried to do him? Oh, for there to be a demand or trade demand, there has to be demand. All they do is down top this young brother, man. It's Black History Month. Happy Black History Month. We got to do a better job of taking care of our young brothers.
All right, fair enough. Let's keep it a little more positive then than the Joker of the day. How about a salute of the day? Do you want to salute anybody today?
Yes, sir, man. I'll salute the Steph Curry for that. But as well, I want to salute Nikhil Alexander Walker as well as the Minnesota Timberwolves, man. They've had a game the other day against each other. You know Nikhil was a long Timberwolves. After the game, each and every Timberwolves gave him their jersey, signed a little personal message, and it just reminded me, bro, that's what it's about, bro. No matter what, and this just goes out there to everybody who be Always hit me on the DM. Even though you wear a different jersey now, bro, even though you got new teammates, bro, you're still our brother, bro. We love Stugatz around here. We love Billy around here. We love Eazy. We love Taylor. So just because them brothers is doing their own thing now, reminder, those are our brothers. So business is business, but we love them. You feel me? Never forget that. And that's a great example. And I commend the Minnesota Timberwolves for doing that. Maybe not Taylor.
Stugats in Company, wherever it is that you get your podcast. We'll get to the polls in a second before we do so. I will remind everybody after a fun night in the NBA last night that Juju and Trista are crushing it on Alley-oop, and you need to support Juju and Trista wherever it is that you want to be getting your basketball content that also extends beyond basketball. They've got wonderful chemistry together. Let's update the polls here at Lebitard Show, Juju. What do we have today.
Yes, sir. I always do a bad job of that right there. I got to clean it up like Greg, clean it up. It's @DLSHoops is where you find us. On Fridays, we're dropping episodes on a YouTube feed of the Levitard Show as well. You feel me? For the listening audience at DLS Hoops. Please, we need you right now because, boy, we are struggling, but we are a part of Metal Rock, and we are happy to be here, sir. It's better love.
We'll take all that out. Just beep all that out. Make sure that nobody hears him say that he is struggling because he's not struggling. He's crushing. We are an unbridled success.
Right. Help a brother out. Better love, first or last. Come on. What is it? I mean, 66% of the audience says your last love, of course. I don't give a damn about my first girlfriend. She kissed my ass. I love my baby.
I don't think Dan ever answered.
When you get to eternity, do you just want to be left alone? 81% of the audience says yes.
That conversation was something.
Right. We need to bring back the magic crate of content, bro. We need to put life, blood, whatever amount of manpower we need to do, because those moments It's going to be awkward as hell. The audience was speaking on that. We got to get Dan up out of there. We got to get you out of David, man. Every now and then, we're having to cry off. Exactly. But not here nor there. Have you ever smuggled Salami? Eighty 52% of the audience says, No, they have not. Damn it. Did Dominicans perfect Salami? 58% of the audience says, No, they did not. Are you a streaker if you're wearing pants? 97% of the audience says, No, you are not. And last poll, how many dogs... Hold on, let me make sure I got the right one on the X. But while I'm transferring and stalling, James Harden in Cleveland is going to make sense because he doesn't have to be a hero in Cleveland. They usually expect stuff from him. All he has to be is Ty Jerome in Cleveland. All he has to do is have a good toe. Darius Garland did not. He did not hit him there.
James Harden, who is regarded as maybe one of the top five shooting guards of all time needs to be Ty Jerome. That's all he has to be. See, I'm glad you opened it back up because he has expectations everywhere else. All you got to do over there is not drop the ball. I believe in him. How many dogs people bring it to the workplace before it becomes too many dogs in the damn workplace. 57% of the audience say one. Thank you. And those are your posts.
Thank you, Juju. We sent Jeremy away, as we have for several hours at the end of every show this week. He looked very frustrated yesterday when we caught him voyeuristically. Have you heard, Jeremy, that we were watching you as you performed that? It felt a little bit like watching somebody when they're showering.
Yeah, that was as vulnerable. When I found that out, I was legitimately I'm angry. All of it like, really? I was, oh, dude, you know how vulnerable that is? We've broken Jeremy. And then to find out after? We saw how vulnerable it was. It was like Uncle Frank at Home Alone doing cool jerk. That is the worst. We've broken, Jeremy.
It felt wrong, but it also felt like a winning position for you. It seemed lovable.
You can keep saying that.
But it was also a crime, an actual crime. I believe that... No, it was a crime.
I think you're good. He knows he's on air. You put me on a nationally syndicated program without my permission.
The DAO is 50,000. What is the song that you're performing and what is the sponsor that we're celebrating here?
This is for DraftKings, where the Crown is yours. This will be a Billy Joel song moving out.
Thank you, Juju.
Yes, sir.
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JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, updates The Polls, and has BOTH a Salute of the Day AND a Joker of the Day. Also, will Jeremy go 4-for-4 with his parody songs for show sponsors?
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