Transcript of Alley Oop 159: ISAIAH STEWART STARTS CHAOS, Bench-Clearing Fight, Kuminga Family Drama & Knicks Debut Shock New

Welcome back to the Alley Oop. I am Juju Godi. She is Trista Crick. How are you doing, my sister?

Oh, I'm just staring at the Pacific Ocean, Juju. Ain't nothing but nothing.

Ain't nothing but a G thing, baby. Tulote. G's gone crazy. Alley Oop, that is the show that pays me.

Pays me.

First of all, the fight heard around the world. The scrap heard around the scrap heat. The planches that weren't thrown that was acting boy, why are you at us? The 'Hold me back. Suspensions have come out. I Ezea Stewart, a. K. A. Beef stew got seven games, the most crucial suspension. Was that too light or was that right on time? What you think about that, though?

I don't think we should be penalizing Beef stew for other altercations. That's the only reason he ended up getting more suspensions than everybody else. Beef stew is getting free Beef stew. Free Beef stew.

Bro, you can't run off the bench. The reason he got suspended because he bought his He had four games off the bench, and that come with a penalty. Running up on the brother.

Yeah, she did four games just like everybody else.

Four games, you think? Four games, not seven. No, I thought they were going to... I ain't going to lie. I thought they were going to get my butt by the dog for that, bro. Did you? You ran off the bench. But you ran off the bench like you were Stone Coast Steve Austin going to fight Dilo Brown in the ring. Got down like, Bro, what are you doing?

Rey Misterio Jr.

Head ass. You got down. You had ice bags on your knees when you was trying to fight. Bro, I'm suspending you for that because you're crazy. First of all, that let me know something right there. Boy, you got ankle weights on and you're trying to jump. That let me know all I need to know. Three games for that, four games for jumping off the bench, and then the altercation you got. I don't know what angle you had. Bro, could have really got scooped off his feet if everybody wasn't around. He ran in with a swan, he missed and caught it and found himself in one of them memes. I know you're wondering how I got I hear, right? That's me. Yeah. But the people saved them. Moving on from that, though.

What about Duncan Robinson deciding to piece up A-Town down?

Duncan Robinson, you, sir, are the joke of the week. No matter what. I don't give a damn if my homeboy is fighting, and I disagree with why they're fighting. I'm over there, at least. I'm over there, at least, fate-breaking it up. Come on, man. Come on. I can at least faith, act like I want to be someone. You ain't even faking, bro. Come on, bro. You're going to walk away, turn your back. Joke of the week, Duncan Robinson, don't you ever form your lips to act like you got.

That's a liberal arts school for you. Duncan Robinson, a lot of people don't recall. Before he played for Michigan, he played for a small liberal arts school, and they probably tell you, when you go to a liberal arts school, you got a certain type of parents. You know what I mean? And those parents tell you that violence is never the option. Violence is never something that you engage in because you're a proper young man, a contributing member of society. You were never thinking as Duncan Robinson, you were ever going to make it to the NBA. Otherwise, you would not be playing at Wesley and wherever you were playing. And so, truthfully, now that you're in the league, someone needs to school you, okay?

What it is, motherhood. You You are Detroit Piston now. I don't know where you went. Just theater school? You are Detroit Piston now. You read the syllabus. What you're saying?

Listen, Juju, you're right. When you get traded in Detroit, there needs to be a handbook About what it is to be a bad boy.

Detroit.

We don't have fine, young, upstanding men on this team. I don't care if you're a white snipe shooter or what. You better I'm not going to get into the mix here. Otherwise, I'm not passing you the damn ball.

No, at all. You're lucky Kate Cunningham, a good one. You're lucky. Moving on, though. My boy Jose Alvarado, man, making noise in that New In that New York uniform, GTA V. Did you see my boy? 26 big ones.

Oh, my God. What a perfect fit. We loved it as soon as it went down. One of the best moves from a New York standpoint to get a New York guy to give you a little grit. Not only that, he's been just floundering and hiding and hoping to be saved from New Orleans, where there's nothing but nothing going on. He comes in there, contributes immediately, and it's like, Well, Jose, you've just been capable of this on night one?

Exactly. Yeah, I like my boy. That's like you say, Perfect fit. I think it's going to really ignite that locker room, bro, because he ain't going. Something happened, something minuscule happened last night with I think, Trajan T. Watford, whatever, big down, no disrespect to your name, but Watford did something budget... He inserted himself right into the situation. He like, No, it ain't going down. And You, VJ Edgecom, if you want something, you can have all the smoke you want, sir. I like him in that New York uniform. Salute to him. Moving on. Jonathan Kamenga is coming out, bro.

Did you just combine Trajan Langdon and Trendon Watford?

You see, I tried to sneak past that. But then I know that when I got friends as good as you, damn my enemy. Who needs me? We're going to hide. Moving on, bro. The Warriors are damn near the joke of the week with my boy, Duncan Robinson, for letting it slip out of the organization, if you will, that people had a problem with Jonathan Kominga, family member Taking too much fool out the damn family room. Bro, come on now. What are we doing, man? You saw that, sis?

I'm about tired of Anthony Slater. Listen, you're basically just Regina George right now. You know what I mean?

Who that is? Hold on. Who that is? Regina George. Ms. Rebecca don't know, by the way. I'm asking for her.

Okay, for her from What was it called? Was it Mean Girls? Yeah, it was Mean Girls. And she was the leader of the gossip pack. She is always just like, Oh, where did she get that? I love that sweater. And then like, I effing hate that sweater. Anthony Slater is the king of the warriors gossip media base, where it's always like, Why are you even reporting on this? Talking about his family was taking too much food from the family room. It It was so bad that Steph Curry had to get online and be like, Yo, I'm sorry, JK. This is so right. Right. Don't be great over there. I can't believe you've been putting up with this for years. There's still Sully in your name. When the besmirchers like, This is too far, I got spit in my mouth. I'm protecting Jonathan Kaminga too much.

Bro, no, you're not, bro. Come on, bro. This is your proof. When somebody don't like your ass, they're going to make all shit just to get somebody on their side to go against you, man, just to make their side seem cool. Bro, don't give a damn, bro. Do you know what my contract is worth? And do you know how much that bitch ass shrimp Scampy worth over there? If I want four trades of shrimp Scampy, if I want a pot of Beanie Wieners, whatever the... Bro, are you serious? Hey, man, you all need to tighten up over there, man. I'm the warriors. Yeah, I'm the warriors. But since we won championships, we can do all this bullshit, bro. Turn us this man down to all season. Remember when Kominga said that he wanted to demand a trade? And then what done leave it came out, say, To demand a trade, you got to damn be be be be be be be be raid demand. But why you got to put that out? You're goofy, warriors. I'm out of the snow. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. That's what I hear when you all talk. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I'm out of the snow.

That's what I hear when the warriors talk. Get out of here. Wake up, warriors. Moving on.

And aren't you all supposed to be the richest franchise? That's some broke behavior. That's something that the Sacramento Kings would do. That's not something that the Golden State Warriors should do. That is straight, Oh, we are second, third level in the luxury tax. We don't have a single penny to spend on a... I just don't understand why that would come out. I remember when I was at Summer League, they were like, We don't like Jonathan Kominga brought the trophy with him to Africa. You know what? And at that point, it was before they were sulling him and besmirching him as much as they were. And I was like, Yeah, I guess that is weird. And then, No, it's not weird.

He wanted a championship, and he wanted to bring it to Africa.

Who gives a F?

Exactly. Take your trophy where you want to take your damn trophy, man. Style is Kominga out. I'm on the coming side, man. Warriors. Same. You all are lucky you all got Steph Curry. He cleaned up a lot of that bull stuff you all be up to, man. So salute to Steph. I hope you do well, bro. Hope your career end well, but damn your team, man, your organization. No doubt. Moving on, man. Let's get to some videos, man. What? Did you see my boy Bow Bind pulled up to a college game the other day? He look weird. Every damn place he go. He was hanging out with, I think it might have been Vilanova and Coach Jay Wright, something like that. But look at my boy Bo Bonds at the damn game. Who is it? Connecticut?

Yukon.

Yeah, Yukon versus Creighton. Bro, if I'm... Sit your ass down. Why pay good money for these seats? Wait, sit down, bro. Can you tap Come, please. Sit down, man. Trying to get a goddamn picture.

Oh, my God. He's got a digital camera. This has got to be a stunt.

Yeah, it got to be a stunt. Or he's shooting a scene. He's shooting a movie scene, probably. Yeah, look at that.

It's got stickers on it. Tiny little digital camera. It's probably a huge digital camera, but his hands are so big that they're like the size of a Monster's. He's got the women's team on there, so it's a women's game. Look at that. It's bedazzled. This has got to be for something.

Yeah, it got to be, bro. I love always the Bow Wow man. Yeah, his ears are huge. He can't do no wrong, bro. But if I'm sitting behind him, I'm going to need you to sit down, bro, at some point, man. Did you get the picture?

Yes or no? Did you get the picture Sit down. You're 75. Sit your ass down.

We love you, Bow Wow. Moving on, man. Did you see that the Sacramento Kings are giving away season tickets to fans for hitting not a half-court shot? No, no, no, no, no. Not a full-court shot. No, no, no, no. A damn free throw, bruh.

This hurts my soul, man. Bro. Watch him. Let's see. He's probably going to give him away. Splash. Season tickets. Does he even look excited?

Baby. Congratulations, Tyson. Hey, my boy like, Wait, the whole season? Bro, does not look excited at all.

He said that I don't know if he even wants to go to all these damn games, Choo-choo.

Bro, I bet you somewhere on the market is a new case or new tickets available, season tickets available on the whatever they gave him his seats at, bro. That man don't want no damn season tickets. He want to come see LeBron when he come back. He want to maybe come see SGA, and maybe he might want to see the Celtics or something like that. You feel me? Or did I skip somebody? The Rockets, KG, whoever the hell. But yeah, man, season tickets for free throw, bro. It's at an all-time low, man. I can't hold you, bro.

It's tough. I think they're retiring the beam, too, Juju.

Oh, God.

It's been a while since we've seen the beam. Even if it was not retired, would we even know?

Right, bro. Moving on, bro, to the sensation, tearing up the internet the week, bro. We got to touch on it a little bit, bro. You know we're a basketball show, but Gloreal is dating Brandon E. So this is technically a basketball story. Her little sister, her big sister, bro, been going at it online all down the money. Have you seen this?

I have not seen this. I I need to see this right now.

So basically, her sister saying, Glorilla don't ever give her nothing. She wanted a 2,500. You know what I mean? She wanted a little 2,500 every now and then. And Glorilla like, Bro, I don't gave you 200. Bro, how many more chances? Matter of fact, you're. And so she's been doing interviews, bismertion Glorilla. And so Glorilla said she broke. And so this is where one of her response video was to Glorilla.

This is her sister.

Yeah.

Okay. You want to see mom?

I ain't even... But I just saw you 13, honey.

What the I just sold my mama 13, honey.

Now, this is how honest I am.

Did I owe it to her? Yes.

Stop, bro. Bro, if I lend you some money, bro, don't get on I'm lying, I'm not truly going to pay me back, man.

Did I owe it to her? Yes.

Yes. Bro, real, man, you got to get it together. Salute and let's move on. Oh, my goodness. Did you see 21 Savage and Kylie Jenner leaving the damn Super Bowl or going into the Super Bowl together? No.

I was... I was Come on, let's see it.

Oh, yeah. But let's catch my sister up, man. It's like whenever your mama walking you in somewhere and you don't even want to be seen with her.

Oh, no.

Or it's like when you're with a girl that's you like, No, that's not right, man. Don't snap no pictures of me.

Oh, my God.

My boy scraping the letters off his jacket. He's scraping that wall.

Juju, you're with Kelly or Kendall Jenner. Boys, stop. Here's the thing. He must be either terrified of Devin Booker.

Oh, no, not that one.

So it's not that one. We know that. No. Is he afraid that she will ruin his career just by proximity to her? Like every Jenner or Kardashian has felt like their career has gone downhill as just a matter of being near them?

Look, I'm going to put you on game. See, here in Atlanta, we know it's a little... I'll just say because I ain't no Cathy, it's been rumored that my boy been with Lotto for a little while now. You feel me? 21 been with Lotto for a while. So he already, Hey, bro, I got time to be getting snapped in no picture. We said, Hey, I'm just got I'm walking to my seat, you all. I done been up plenty of time.

He made sure that Lotto knew, Listen, I'm not with her. There's nothing popping. Listen, I'm just getting... She's there, I'm there, but we're not We're not together. I'm not talking to her. I'm as close to inside the wall as I... If I could be in the wall with the electrical wires and the rats, that's where I would be instead of with Kendall Jenner.

Exactly. I have to scrape all the logos off this arm, too. I don't give a damn. Pick them up later when we walk back back. Damn. Moving on, man. We got a creep fight that broke out, bro. Where is this at, Ms. Rebecca? Serbia. Oh, man. Serbia, the home of Joker. This is a basketball story. You did. Push and play, Ms. Rebecca. Let's see how they hound the stuff over there in Serbia. Hold on now. Hey, don't make me kick you with it. Oh, That day. You hear me? That was a good kick. You know what? I don't want one of them to the down. You know what? You're right, bro. As a matter of fact, let me get you $20.

He said, You know what? I think if we would have landed it, we both would have been feeling good. So instead of messing our faces up, let's just go ahead and call it good. Let's just dap up. My bad. I was wrong. No, my bad. I was wrong.

No, you got me good because I hit you with that one, but then you get me with the kick. So, yeah, you've really won that fight for real. That ain't just a kick either. That's the Karate Kid crane. It's like a from the old guy. He realized. He was like, Hold on now. My bad.

Me and Juju got to reenact this.

He didn't realize who he ran up on. He was like, Bro, man, that bro's stiff as hell. They hit him with the...

It was like that karate kid that threw that kid on the ground twice.

Right. Hey, Big Head. I'm so sorry.

Listen, my bad. My bad, fam. Hey, by the way, how's your mama doing?

Right. And lastly, let's get the Isaiah Hartenstein, bro. The last Hartenstein video. You know, it's always been talked about how the Oklahoma City Thunder get away with everything under the sun when it comes to the referees.

They do. They do.

Well, let's roll that Hartenstein clip. Let's see what my boy got away with the other night. Let's see. He got the ball, pivot foot, move both pivot feet, switched it, and then past it. Look at this. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Can't call that a gather.

Dribbleed again. Dribbleed the ball again.

Dribble, pick up, both pivot feet. Dribble, pass. No, no, no.

Let's see. Pick up, step, step, step, step. I'm going to dribble again. Nobody touched it. Double drip, bro. Referee ain't give a damn. Look at the referee right there. Look at him, watching all this shit go down. And, sir, you should be ashamed of yourself. What is he saying?

Picked it up right there. Step, step, step, step. There you go. Pick it up.

And drip, bro. You can't dribble no more, bro. It's our ball. Give me the ball. It's the first quarter, bro. I know you're not tired, ref. Come on, bro. Wake up.

Listen, in today's environment, Nothing surprises me, right? Just you're like, oh, well, I guess that's what we're doing now. I guess double dribble is acceptable. I guess I have to live with it. You can't even be outraged anymore. You're like, I guess we're just on the other side of this. They're playing Houston. That's who they're playing. If I was Kevin Durant, I'd be like, What the F is going on, bro?

Exactly. I don't get the worst technical file just so this goes viral, so people see what you just did, referee.

But what's crazy is that none of the Rockets are really doing anything about it. They don't even look like it. They're not even worried. There's nothing.

Right. Reid Sheffer didn't give a damn. He just like, Oh, there go Cruz. Look at Katie.

He's just like, Yeah, okay. All right. I'm dribbling. That's so crazy.

But to be fair, everybody guard their man. The only person that really should have called this out is your man's Alperine Schengen. Look at him. He guard him right there. He giving him all the space in the world.

Giving him all the space like a good European player would do. Just letting him cook you. I would have just gone straight to his head is what I would have done. You already know this is a... I think we have to say this out loud. We are now an anti-Shanguun show.

It is what it is.

It is what it is. You know what I mean?

Right, man. And on that note, man, thank you all for joining the Alley Oop. As always, thank you, Ms. Rebecca and my doll Dylan. Any last words on the way out of here, sis?

Listen, I'm sorry for going crazy. I snapped last episode. I watched that social clip, and I was like, Oh, wow, I really got comfortable at the We Work. You No. I haven't. These words haven't come out of my mouth in a long time. It still lives within me when I get really mad. The vein came out. So just know that everyone asks, Hey, how are you doing, blah, blah? No, I'm suppressing. That's inside of me in my soul, Juju, and I'm really surprised it came out, and I apologize.

No, it's all good. We love rolling tree, tree around here. Rolling tree, tree. Rolling tree, tree shirt coming soon, man. On that note, man, thank you all for watching. Without you all, who the hell are we? Who the hell are We? Who the Hell are We? Catch us again, man, next Tuesday. Same bad time, same bad channel.

Jinks, your milk Coke.

Ah, damn.