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Guys, World Cup is 10 days away and obviously you guys know I'm big into soccer. Love soccer. So I'm starting to do my due diligence around the world. I asked Mike, who's good? France still good? He said, yeah. Who else did you say? Brazil?

Uh, Brazil had a tough qualifying, but Argentina and Spain, like, okay.

France.

Usual. Yeah. We mentioned that off the top.

Golden generation. Not good though for the United States. Kind of a fraud.

Uh, but the easy group, they should get to knockouts, and then we'll see how this goes. I am encouraged. Senegal's not a bad team. Senegal's a really good team, and that was a very encouraging performance from the US. Honestly, it's the first reason I've had for hope in quite a while, because if they can play that way and look that good in the attack against the likes of Senegal, then we might be able to be cooking with something here once you get the groundswell of emotional support that comes with being a host nation.

What's the catch, Tony? You can't be earnestly interested in—

I was doing my due diligence, so I typed in on Twitter and I put soccer into like the search and then this video came up. So it's got me ready. Dan, have you ever seen somebody being injured, taken away in a cart and then running into somebody else who's playing in the game?

Sold it.

A double injury.

He's selling the injury on.

He got cracked pretty good.

He got cracked.

He turned into the thing, by the way, also.

Yeah, this is, uh, this is in Ecuador, by the way. Ecuador, real good team. If you want to, yeah, if you want, uh, a juicy dark horse, take a look at that.

So is France.

I'm not saying this didn't hurt, but he sells it the way soccer players do.

Uh, he's faking it.

Yes.

So there's a guy who's already on the cart in like a gurney, and then a guy who's driving the golf cart who's not looking as another player walks into the path of the golf cart, getting hit. And not only hitting himself in the knee, hitting the guy who's injured in the face.

Uh, we will get to Juju in a second. He also hit his head on the top of the cart as well.

It's true. It's totally his fault too. It's not the cart's fault.

I think the guy in the stretcher's faking.

Where's the driver looking is my question. It was great.

No, le pasa las llantas.

We are going to get to Juju here.

There's Tony soccer coverage for the next 10 days.

Thank you, Tony. Good World Cup coverage. Before we get to Juju, though, the reports are that AJ Brown is going to the New England Patriots. The reports are that the framework of the deal is that Philadelphia will get a 2028 first-round pick. What does that sound to you? Does that sound like a lot or a little?

Uh, no, that sounds like a lot, but if I'm an Eagles fan, it's a little bit of a bummer. You gotta wait 2 years to see anything in return. That kind of stinks.

But you think though that that's a lot given that for Jalen Waddle the Broncos gave up a first, a third, and a fourth? You guys think— I know Jalen Waddle is younger obviously, but you guys don't think that Jalen Waddle is better than AJ Brown, do you?

No.

I wonder, did the price come down at all because this has been rumored for a few months now? Like, did they then end up saying, you know, you're kind of stuck now, so we're driving the price down a little bit?

I would assume that AJ Brown would, from anybody, get a first-round pick. I'm surprised that Jalen Waddle is worth so much more than AJ Brown. If I'm the Broncos, he's younger. He's probably— what is he, 8 years younger? He's younger.

Yeah, that wasn't a great market for AJ Brown. It was weird. It was almost like, you know, Perhaps the market was tainted by some of the reporting.

But if you were a football team, just your neighborhood favorite football team, would you not want AJ Brown? Is AJ Brown not still a number one receiver?

I would definitely want AJ Brown.

Yes, you definitely want AJ Brown. Like, I think the Broncos would have given up more, obviously. But it's, it's the whole Rudy Gobert, Mikal Bridges thing. Like, you're going to be worth what somebody else is willing to pay.

I don't think AJ Brown is as old as you think he is. He's only 28.

Yeah, he's not that old. About a 4-year difference, 3-year difference.

Okay. Yeah, my bad. I thought he was in his early 30s and I thought he was— Feels like he's been around forever. 6 years older.

He's a year older than Jalen Waddle.

Oh, shit. No way. I did not know that. You got me, Zazz. Juju's there. He's holding a basketball. I don't know how he felt about the basketball results of the weekend. Nice to see you, Juju. What do you got for us?

Yes, sir, man. Yeah, I was talking about that brother that's on the soccer field sailing against the cart. Did y'all see the brother who sold against the bat dog? The bat dog ran on the field and the brother jumped away and injured himself. And now the bat dog done got suspended from the damn game.

I believe it was the Dodgers like top 10 prospect in the minor leagues and they were doing the dog is the bat, the bat dog.

And, and has been for years, by the way.

It was a weird angle though. Like the actual incident, you don't see it, but all of a sudden you see a dog run into the shot and all of a sudden there's a player hobbling away. And the next game dogs are gone.

He runs through home and he's like sprinting through and he kind of keeps running toward the dugout in a way that's a bit uncharacteristic that he's, he's running as far as he is. This is the player and he keeps running. But the timing of when this happens, the dog knows after a certain amount of time you go out and you go get that bat. And when he ran out, the player was still sprinting toward the dugout. And so he tries to avoid it. And I believe he had a patellar tendon injury.

Juju, are you accusing of a little tomfoolery here? What are we thinking?

I didn't talk to anyone. I don't know anything.

Bad boy.

Poor dog.

It's a bad boy.

Uh, do you have any, uh, do you have any, uh, jokers from the weekend for us, Juju?

Oh man, yes sir, man. My brother— not my brother, I'm, I'm— I need to stop saying that, my brother, dot dot dot. Greg Hardy missed weight by 25 pounds in the UFC match, bruh. He was overweight by 25 pounds and still got his ass knocked out.

Are you guys laughing because of how fast Juju ran Greg Hardy's definitely not his brother.

He did the self-assessment. Greg Hardy, not his brother.

I need to stop saying my brother, dot, dot, dot.

He rethought his entire life position once he put himself associated with Greg Hardy.

That's cousin.

That's also not the UFC. What is Greg Hardy's mixed martial arts record?

Not great. He's gotten knocked out like 6 or 7 straight fights. I'm gonna fight— what—

I'm gonna see what promotion he was fighting in, but find, find his record for me because he was one of the most menacing men in football and then he goes to the UFC. And all— has he won a fight? I thought all he's done is get his ass kicked. I don't, I don't know why anyone is still paying him to fight given that all he does is, is he seems to lose.

Overall record is 7-5-0 with 1 no contest.

Okay, so he's won 7 fights. I don't, I don't— all I know is that he gets his ass kicked all the time. That's how that—

I think of Greg Hardy goes to mixed martial arts, loses lately, but he got off to a hot start.

Started. Also, Arsenal fans, I am so sorry it had to happen how it happened, man. There's only one team in England. What they say, Mike?

The only team in London with the European Cup.

Hey, yeah, man. And lastly, the U. Salute. But they're inviting someone to speak to the kids, and I think it's a little jokerish.

I don't know who that is. No, who is it? I don't know who that is. Who's speaking?

I believe, I believe, Juju, before we continue, I believe this was fake news.

I think you got got. Oh, thank God.

Thank you.

Got got. See, that's why I didn't mention the names.

They were insinuating a real true patriot was going to speak to the team. It was probably one of Juju's brothers.

Out of bounds on me. But yeah, man, that's the Jokers of the weekend.

Uh, put it on the poll, worst mistake of the show, uh, Dan thinking that AJ Brown was 8 years older than Jalen Waddle when he's 1 year older than— I, I would have guessed it was closer to 8 than 1. All of you would have guessed that the age difference between AJ Brown and Jalen Waddle was closer to 8 than 1. No?

So you had AJ Brown at what, 34? I had him— you had him at 26.

I had Waddle at like 25 years old, and I had— yeah, I had AJ Brown in his early 30s. Uh, yeah, not great work.

But Greg Hardy fighting for Fight Night— Fight Nation Championship right now.

I did not call Greg Hardy my brother though. I did not do that. Uh, do you have any, uh, television show recommendations for us, Juju? You're always good for some stuff that people need to be watching.

Yes sir, man. The show, uh, the shows I was watching, they all came to a finale, and we we reached this show hole area of the year where shows are coming, but there's a lot of shows not here just yet. So if you need a show to watch, I got 4— no, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna give you top 5 shows to watch, no OLIs. Number 5 on Apple Plus, Your Friends and Neighbors season 2. It's not as great as it once was, I admit it. But still worth the watch. Number 4, Nemesis. It's so ass, it's a masterpiece. Number 3, Widow's Bay.

I want to watch that one.

Is that one good?

I like to say it like that.

I like it. It's, uh, do you like horror though? Because it's horror, it's creepy.

Is it horror like jump scares? Is it horror like something's happening, it's kind of spooky? Like, what's the horror level?

Spooky, not like spooky.

Yeah, yeah. Definitely.

It's funny too. Number— it's also funny spooky.

Yeah, it's like DTF, uh, spooky. Number 2, Spider Noir. It is amazing.

Hey, I saw the first 2 episodes. The show is really fun.

I've heard it's good.

Yeah, I saw it in black and white.

Oh, I was gonna say, do you watch a black and white or do you watch color?

Both.

I don't know why you're saying it like that.

I like color. And the number one show— sorry, Zazz, I ain't mean to cut your thoughts off. The number one show right now that you should be watching is The Dan Le Batard Show with Stu Gotts, wherever you can catch it. Got their ass.

Now, lie—

wait a second, that top 5 list became 5 that way. That's how it became 5.

He had 4 and then all of a sudden he threw one of them for ass too.

Well, I mean, I'm surprised it's taken us this long to get around to it. There was a series finale of Euphoria. Oh yeah, Dan, you Euphoria last night?

I don't watch that.

Me neither. I've never seen it.

Well, what happened?

I mean, do you want me to tell? Like, there's probably people who haven't seen it yet.

I mean, we can give the spoiler— spoiler—

24 hours out.

Spoiler, spoiler alert.

All right, I don't know, like, I'm not all caught up, but I do know the main sticking point. Rue, who's Zendaya, and she's been the narrator of the entire series, dead. Damn, she's been dead.

Spoiler alert.

Dead the whole time.

The whole time? The whole time?

She's dead. Whole time, Daniel? She died of a fentanyl overdose. Fentanyl overdose because Alamo, that's the drug lord who she's been working with, but she's been a rat because she's also working with the DNA Alamo suspected. So he laced her pills with fentanyl and she overdosed and her sponsor found her, boom, dead.

DNA? Did anybody get vengeance? No, maybe you should get around to the series because there's more to the story.

Well, I never seen it.

I don't think, I don't think that we should do what we just did with spoilers. I think that that's such a big thing. There's a big—

was that you just announced that I've never seen the show, nor have I ever cared, and yet I'm truly flabbergasted.

That's why we gave the spoiler alert on the front end. I can't believe— do what Dan usually does, just spoil it and then says spoiler alert.

A helpful note 2 minutes ago.

I was very hesitant to say it. You guys said just do it, so.

Yeah, I said spoiler alerts. Yeah, you're covered.

That's how that works.

I think that you guys should bleep some of that in post because of how mad people are going to be at Zazz for—

They should be mad at the show. The show sucks.

Just put some bleeps in some random places and see if you can help Zazz a little bit.

Just bleep the D-word at the end?

Let's go ahead and update the polls. Juju, what do we have today?

Will the monks allow Chet to work with them? 83% of the audience says no, they won't. Damn, I'm sorry, Amin. Go ahead, go ahead. 83% of the audience says yes.

Yeah, I can see that.

Good job by the audience.

Do you like a good tar as a trophy? 56% of the audience says yes, they do. Do you know what triangle peg solitaire is? 65% of the audience says yes, they do.

No, sounds like my Friday night.

Sounds like what Zaz does on the couch. There's some triangle pegging and he's solitaire.

Erd. Does everyone like pizza? 95% of the audience says yes. And last poll— oh, before I get to that last poll, last night Texas Tech UCLA put the kids to bed.

That was a great game.

Sprinklers and extra innings.

Heck, that game was nutty.

These Texas Tech players, they're troublemakers.

Texas Tech is now just good at all sports. And Mike, I need you to explain why it is the University of Miami is losing 22-10 to the University of Florida.

Florida's good, Dan. They lost to Troy.

They lost to Troy, not the school. A guy named Troy.

I love how in softball they just like have two pitchers and it's like we're going back and forth. You start the game. Oh, you got rocked. I will put the other one in. As soon as we take her out, starter, you're back in.

Yep. I've never seen it like that.

It is wild, dude. It's crazy.

You could put starters back in if you take them out of the game.

Yes. Because like in softball, they generally only have like 2 or 3 pitchers that they rely on. So it's like—

and they won't come out of the game. They'll just move them over to first base. Yeah, right. They'll just like flip back and forth.

It's crazy.

Is the pizza saver a table? 84% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Put it on the poll for tomorrow. I want to know if the pizza Pizza Saver is viewed as one of the Hall of Fame inventions. I really do feel it goes up there with electricity, the internet, and the wheel at Le Batard Show. Thank you, Juju. We'll talk to you again tomorrow.

Yes, sir.