Transcript of WORST EXCUSE TO LEAVE A DATE?! | EP 471

I couldn't see headlights.

Headlights will scare me. I'll close my eyes as tight as I can so I can't see them. Five sets of headlights.

All directions. Guys. Girls.

Well gone. Welcome back. Yeah, man. It's a good one today. Yes, sir. Feeling great? Feeling good. And straight into question of the week.

Question of the week, yeah, man.

Or do you want to do fragrance first before it dies?

Yeah, let's do the That's to explain the whole- Obviously, you know Wagon in it.

Daddy is a fragrance influencer now. I go from perfumery to perfumery, fragrance house to fragrance house, testing their wares, and I come to the team letting you know what we've discovered and on the hunt for my signature scent. As I said a couple of episodes ago, once the word got the daddies in the fragrance game, all the big boys started freeing up. Yeah. Legs open. Legs open. It's easy. Yeah. Time to get easy. That's what they said. We had a few people send out some stuff, and the first package arrived today, I think. This is a good one because you know I said I like the vanilla sense. This is stronger with you intensely is what it's called. This is a good one. I'm glad they sent it because it's really, randomly, really hard to find samples of I tried to test it before because I've heard a few of the fragrance done on TikTok saying that this was a banging vanilla scent, and I just couldn't find it anyway. Found it, tried it, got a rate of 1-10. Strong with You Intensely, it's a vanilla fragrance. I like it. It's a little bit more masculine than Altair.

Altair is like a vanilla milkshake.

It's a nice pattern.

Yeah, I love it so much. That's on my neck if you really want it. That's on my neck if you really want it. But I put this on my wrist today. Strong with you in Tess. This one's a little bit smoky-er, a little bit citrus-er. It smells vanilla-y, but a little bit more perfumed. It'll make sense when you smell it. All right. You need another go, or no?

No, I think I got it in one pause. I would say it's very subtle. It's not too harsh on the It's not really close whatsoever, but it's also very well balanced. It's quite balanced.

I do like it.

I think it's one of those ones where if you're getting hugged by a John, she will double take on the hug. One of them ones. Yeah, it's It's nice. I like it. I do like it.

I was surprised I liked it.

I've never heard of it. So yeah, gang, I generally like it. I would probably give that... Okay, am I basing this score on what you prefer or how I like the scent?

It It has to go from what you like. Okay.

I would give that... Let me get one more.

Yeah, get another one. I got my chin on your hand. You did. I nearly grabbed it. Yeah, go on.

That's really nice. I would give that a solid seven and a half. Gang. Yeah, solid seven and a half. I feel like it's an easy wear.

That's an easy everyday wear.

Yeah, it's an easy wear.

It's an easy everyday wear.

It can turn a head or two if If you really want to. If you really, really want to. It's nice, man. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it either. It's a fair play.

I have to give it a seven as well. I'll tell you it's my 10. Yeah, fair. This is like a strong seven. But this is very much an everyday.

It's a nice Monday to Thursday. Friday, Sunday. Friday, yeah, we get crazy. You switch that bitch up.

Yeah, damn. This is one of them ones that was like, damn, he wears that to work? Yeah, this is one of them ones. How greedy.

How Greedy. You wear that to work? Greedy. Greedy is facts.

Wow, you little glutton. Yeah, damn. How greedy. He wears that to work? How greedy. How greedy is my favorite bar.

Yeah, it's my favorite bar. How greedy.

Gang. Okay, cool. All right, cool. Strong with you intensely, seven out of 10. 7. 5, you said. 7.

5 out of 10. I'll give it 7. 5.

Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, man. So if you want us to rate your fragrances, you know what to do.

Yeah, buy and send it. Facts. You know what to do. Right, cool.

Question of the Week. Question of the Week. I was going to say these question of the Week's answers have been really good over the past few weeks. But this one I struggled on because a lot of people were giving similar answers or didn't really... They just didn't really double down on what I was trying to-I agree. What I was trying to get from them. I agree. I got a few gems. This question of the week was, what's the worst excuse you've used to leave It's a date. Right, first one. Sorry, but my dog got in my grandma's urn and the ashes are everywhere.

That's rough. That's so specific.

I mean, they're trying to leave a date.

They have to be specific. I would take the specificity as a compliment. Okay. As theRejectee.

Rejectee.

Yeah. You're being so specific that I guess I'll take it as a compliment because you care that I believe you. All right, cool. This one. Worst excuse you've used to leave a date. I want to pee, and I only do it at my house alone.

There were so many of those on mine. Really? So many similar issues.

I just want to go to my house and be alone.

As I was saying, he picked me up and I knew I wasn't feeling him. I told him I can't use public toilets, so he dropped me back home to piss and never came back out.

I never came back out.

Never came back out.

I would be so scared about what you're going to do to that front door. What do you mean you're just never coming out? What can you do?

That's breaking in, isn't it?

You're doing anything to the front door. That's valid. I don't need to come inside. I can egg the shit out of it. But I'm obviously going to knock to make sure you're okay. Yeah, and I'm just not answering.

I'm just not answering.

I'll double down and call feds.

Something's happened.

Yeah, something's happened. Get in the yard. Even if I think she's pied me. I'll be like, all right, you think you're slick? I'm calling the feds.

Would that be one of your initial thoughts or would you be genuinely concerned?

I'll be genuinely concerned, but it depends if the phone is ringing out or if she's hanging up.

If she's hanging up that you know she's about.

Yeah, then I'm calling the feds. All right. Okay. Yeah, that'd be rough. I just never came back out. That's another human being, Big Man. He's He's given up just as much tonight as you have. He dressed up. He made an effort.

It's peak. Fuck. It's peak. The streets are cold.

Yeah. Facts. Worst excuse you've used to leave a date. My wife wants me home by 6: 00.

Double down. I told her my wife just went into labor. Wow. Yeah, mom.

My wife just gone into labor.

Yeah, I need a balance. I have to go. I'm sorry. You understand.

You obviously get it. You get it.

That's my She's in labor. Yeah. About to have her first born.

This is Nando's. What do you think it was?

I said a date. It's a link. It's a link. You're a link. That's all you ask me.

You're a link, bro. My wife just got into labor. She wants me home by 6: 00. So whatever your plans are with me.

Yeah. Just wrap it up.

Just wrap it up. Cool. Worst excuse you've used to leave a date. I usually pretend one of my boys has had an accident and was taken to the hospital, and I have to go see him ASAP. It usually works until this day, I met the girl that I just ditched later in a bar. Damn.

Damn, the una reverse.

I would crumble. Damn. I would crumble.

I I think I'd just laugh it. I've been clocked, I've been caught, didn't want to date. I think, if she's a sport, if she's a sport, we'd laugh about it over a few cocktails. And then this is the real date. That was a test. You passed. If she's a sport. If she's a sport. No, this is her life, bro.

You abandoned me.

Yeah, I know. I know.

I know you're here shooping it up. And you want to say, Are you a good sport? Let's just have a drink. If she's a sport, we'll We can't laugh about it. Yeah, we'll just crack on it. We can't laugh about you hating me and wanting to leave. There's nothing to laugh about. It's peak.

But what if, okay, in this scenario, right, you did the ditching, you clocked her again in the bar, but she's dressed up The night.

I was just about to say, I can imagine seeing her in a bar and she's looking up and there's a man squeezing on her.

That was mine four hours ago. What was I doing? I didn't see the potential.

She was giving me everything. That was mine four hours ago. He's breathing. That was my fault. Hours ago, he's squeezing on her. He's squeezing on her. He can't wait to get her back.

Would you get jealous? Yeah.

Yeah, I'd get jealous. Yeah, it's annoying because I would, too. I'd get so jealous, bro. Yeah, I'm a joke.

Yeah, God forbid, we cross past on the way to the toilet. I have to whisper in the air or something.

She wouldn't let you.

I know she wouldn't.

Whisper in her ear. You bitched her.

I know, but as she's a sport. It can make a game out of it.

You've lost your mind. Because also, you don't want to play games with her.

I know. Because she'll play. Yeah, she'll be dying. I know.

I will find out really who's the sport?

Yeah, she's on the offense now.

Yeah, 100 %. Yeah, she'll put next man's nut in your mouth and be like, Are you a sport or not? Let's laugh. Let's laugh because it's so funny.

Yeah, that's too far. Yeah. That's too far. All I did was dish and dash. You're talking about next man's That's too far.

What's the worst excuse you've used on a date?

In quotes, Can you also see my dead art next to us? I knew I wouldn't see him again. Or some poet guys type shit.

That's actually not even funny.

Can you also see a dead art next to us?

Because I'll be inquisitive. Well, obviously not. Can you see her? Are you just trying to put me off?

Are you trying to mug me off?

Yeah. Yeah. And also, how would I know it's your aunt? Yeah. That's the most important question. So you should have rehearsed before you started dropping this bullshit.

How would I know?

Yeah, how would I know it's your aunt?

I could see someone.

I could see a liar. I can see a liar in front of me. I can see a fraud.

That's hilarious.

On one day, I wasn't feeling it. So I said, I ordered a salad for lunch and it wasn't satisfying. Now I'm just I'm just too hungry to listen to you. Oh, damn. Yeah. I'm just too hungry to listen to your shit. I need to scrang. I need food. Shut up. Damn. You're just talking, bro. I'm thinking about food. That's you to a T. If you were starving on a day, I feel bad for her.

Yeah, it's long.

I really feel bad for her.

That will never happen early stages. They will know about my hunger tenacities prior. They would have known me...

Before a first date?

No, They would have known me long enough. No, if a first date happened, I know I wouldn't go to that date starving. Okay. Yeah. I'm talking future. Later on down the line, they would have known me long enough that I get very hungry and I get very moody.

Yeah, so she's got snacks. Yeah, she's got...

Yeah. She's already locked in, so she can't leave me. You know what I mean? It's one of them ones. Wow. It's one of them ones. Yeah. My stomach controls me.

It really does.

What's the worst excuse you've used to leave a date? Sorry, my sister's having a seizure. Plot twist. She was having a seizure. Yeah. That's what you get. Serves you right. Lying my name. Damn.

Right. Worst excuse you've used to leave a date. First date, I thought we were getting food. She then directed me to a lake. She grabbed my we meet. We were getting busy in the car when I stopped and thought, This is too good to be true. I'm about to get robbed. So I text my friend, 911. Oh my God.

That does seem too good to be true.

Yeah, too good to be true. I'm about to get robbed.

Being set up. Obviously, you probably will never know you're being set up until it happens, but that's just the crueless thing to do to a man, setting them up.

Okay, random. Considering you're saying your stomach controls you, but I know pipe controls all of us. In its own way, pipe controls all of us. Do you think, let's say it's a badass, complete badass. You've picked her up for the date and you're thinking you're going to get food. She was like, Oh, there's a really nice lake over there. I want to show it to you. You start driving towards it and you're like, Okay, cool. Yeah, Montana style. I'm down. Then as you pull up to the lake, grabs your tool and just leaps on you. If now you had the thought, This is sus. I might be about to get robbed. Do you think you would actually stop? Or do you think, I wonder if I can get this nut in before these man get here?

I think both will cross my mind. Definitely, both will cross my mind. It depends on... Again, I would probably stop her more time because fucking in a car isn't comfortable. So I wouldn't... I think I would see how far she wants to take it, but I don't think I'd bang her in the car. Fair. Yeah.

Just because it's uncomfortable?

Yeah, and... When When I want to get freaky, I want to get freaky comfortably. It's sexy and all, but I think I would tell her, Listen, let's save this. Let's go back to the yard. Let's do it properly. And then I do it. Damn. Yeah.

Not me, boy.

You'd risk it. Yeah.

I would obviously look because we're at a lake. There's space, and I'm not seeing Donny's. I'm not thinking, Banging in a car is uncomfortable. I'm clapping those cheeks now.

Imagine you're four strokes in, you see five headlights just beaming towards your car.

What do you do? You're getting the knowledge.

I'm beaning off. I'm bealing I couldn't see headlights. I couldn't see headlights.

Headlights would scare me. I'll close my eyes as tight as I can so I can't see them. Five sets of headlights.

All directions. I'll be terrified. Like a semicircle.

Yeah, you set me up. You set me up.

Yeah, bro. I'd be petrified if I ever got set up. Petrified. Because I don't know what I'm in for.

Facts. Just kill me. Facts. Just kill me. Just take the car. I know you want the car, just take it.

It's insured, just take it. All right, I've got a few more answers. What's the worst excuse you've used to leave a date? I fake passed out because you just wouldn't stop talking. I woke up and told him my blood sugars are too low.

Fuck, man. What? What have happens to communication?

I also guess it's like, not even necessarily fear of rejection because you're not being rejected, you're doing the rejecting. I guess it's just not to... You'd rather lie than to tell the truth and hurt someone's feelings. But lie stupidly.

You're passing out on the floor.

Over dramatic lies that could possibly be deemed as a truth. Because you don't know if I've got low You've just met me.

I'm not laying on a public floor, just to be polite.

If there was actually a date you weren't feeling, I'm talking face to face date, not this phone shit. Yeah. How are you locking it off?

That's a good question. She's fucking jarring. My initial thought would be thinking, I need to make her not like me.

Una reverse it.

Una reverse, but same time, that's hard work.

That is hard.

That's no easy feat. But I think I genuinely... I'm not passing out, but I would... I'll suffer through it. I'll suffer through it. I'll just be thinking, if we're having mad conversation, I'm assuming we're at a bar or something, I'm thinking, One more drink and I'm going to wrap this bitch up. Okay. I'm not doing a fucking... I'm not even going to out her. I'm not even going to out her. I'm not even going to out her. What's her face? What'd she say? 35 minutes? Yeah.

I can't remember who said it, but I remember that conversation.

Yeah, I'll tell you who said it. Yeah, some people are willing to give 35 minutes of time, and if it ain't popping, they're dipping. That's insane. I'll tell you for a fact right now, I'm not booking in a date for Wednesday. I'm going to my favorite bar. I'm thinking, This is John Eats. This be the love of my life. Thirty-five minutes in, she's like, I got meetings tomorrow. I think we should wrap this bitch up.

The fragrance ain't even set yet. Facts. The fragrance hasn't even set yet.

It's It just smells like alcohol. Facts, bro. You haven't even let it dry out.

Give me some time.

35 minutes.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I've had interviews longer than that.

Annoyingly so far.

Yeah, 100%.

That's scary. That's annoying.

That will break my heart, man.

It's hard, man. Pause. I generally also think I would firm it, especially if it was a dinner date type of thing.

Yeah, unless she's doing something that's so outrageous, then I can be like, damn, what's wrong with you?

I don't think this is going to really work. We're going to clash.

Yeah, I'm going to wind you up.

Yeah, I'm going to call that enough.

I'm going to get... I'll get the phone. Yeah, don't worry. I'll get the phone. Charge.

All right, I got two more. What's the worst excuse you've used to leave a date? I'm from the future, and me leaving this date is vital for humanity.

Wow.

Last but not least, in quotes, not going to lie, I'm feeling a bit racist tonight.

She got up and left. Wow. I'm feeling a bit racist. I'll say it if you do. Damn. Yeah. Okay, cool.

That one spawned me.

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I'm fucking livid about it.

Treasure in the Hills, probably top three favorite song of all time. Damn.

I'm really upset.

And that's it? Is that the end of his tour?

I don't know what time. I think I've just seen it as a standalone show. One of show in London.

That was considered the best RnB album of '24.

Yeah, it was. Coco. You're spending at Coco for every 21st. Damn. Damn is actually facts because that's an intimate venue as well.

That is an intimate venue.

This is a piss take to me. It's an absolute piss take and a travesty. I saw multiple people DM me the poster I was waiting for it yesterday. I swear. Yeah, that's how I found out about it. I was like, I don't know why someone would be so vicious for me to wait until the one occasion I'm out of town. That's jarring. Yeah. Yeah, it's sad, but I hope he tears that up.

Hopefully so. Pause. Hopefully so. He's not got any more dates. This is just a standalone one of one.

That's what I'm seeing, G. 21st.

Damn, damn, damn.

Even if he did have more dates, we still got to be back in time.

Yeah, Valid, we won't.

I really enjoyed that album. I wrote it off when it first came out. Okay. I liked a couple of songs and I was like, The rest of it's not for me. Boy, was I wrong? You just gave it. The whole album is literally for me. Fair play.

Yeah, just the one day. It's crazy.

Yeah. He's got a life to live, Fair. He's coming in collecting the bag and getting on with his day. Dipping, yeah. Fair. I've got a life to live. I've got the number one RnB album of 2024. I have to write it. Yeah. I got time to dilly dally in London. Rumming my pee, I'm dipping. Fair play. The fuck am I here for?

Fair play.

Would you fly for one show?

With the bag is right.

Yeah, fair. If the bag is right- Or would you go to Australia for just one show?

The bag would have to be so heavy.

Are you saying we are performing or we're going to see someone?

No, you're performing. No, but performing. Okay, just the one show.

You're performing. If the bag is right, for sure. Fair.

It would have to be right. Australia, the bag will have to be more than right.

Yeah. More than right.

That bag will have to make me dribble. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. But I would do it. And that's as far as it goes as Australia. So yeah, I'll go to America for one show. I'll go anywhere for my show if the bag is heavy enough. I'm also not doing fucking anything else. I'm not going to lie to you.

What do you mean?

My life is not that exciting. In For me to be like, no, man, I ain't flying all the way to New York to do one show. What the fuck else am I doing? What am I actually doing? It's valid, bro.

We record, we do a few shows here and there, and that's it. We go to the gym. We go to the gym.

Play games on my PC like a child. That's literally it. Masturbate. Haven't done that in three weeks.

Fair play. Hold on.

Locked in. There we go. We love to hear it. Cool. I mentioned this on the last episode, and I decided to go balls deep. Okay. Let me take a drink and I'll tell you, man, what I've been up to the last couple of days. I have been watching a show on Netflix called Singles Inferno. They're on season four. It's a Korean dating show. I'm not going to lie to you, man. It's juicy. I'm not just saying that because I will just say that sometimes just to get content out there. This is fucking juicy.

How many EPs per season?

So far, I don't actually know because go to season one for me. How many episodes they have? Eight. Okay, cool. Because I think there's only six releases on season three so far. I'm on episode five. Yeah, they're like an hour and 20. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't even know what the objective is so far. What does it actually say? Stranted and ready to mingle nine young flirty Korean singles, Search for love on a dessert island that they can only escape as couples for date nights on their new island, Paradise. That doesn't even say what the end objective is. I think just to link up is the end objective. But these Korean lot do it different. Okay. Yeah. It's not like... Okay, first things first. They made me realize that when we listen to songs, and then, like we said, you can have another... You can have one song where the girl's like, Bro, I'll suck that dick till I vomit. Yeah, Fuck me like Wallace and Grommet. I'm on it. Then you have another girl that's like, Enjoy me, devour me, make me feel like edible. It's how they say it.

Let me take a seat on my king's face. We're like, Wow, this bitch is filvy. That's what these men are on. Okay.

They're power.

Love Island, they'll be like, Oh, here's a game where we're all going to spit each other's mouths and then go off to the villa and clot. Whereas these men, they'll come back and be like, Bro, I'm not going to lie to you. We were in a helicopter, he rubbed my hand like this. He wouldn't stop. And the girls are like, Fuck. Are you fucking serious? They lean in. Yeah, they're like, Fuck. And he's like, Yeah. I told him I was feeling a bit sick. So he was like, I'll distract you and rub your hand. And he wouldn't stop. And I told him, I feel much better. He just kept rubbing it. And all the girls are like, Fuck. This boy's a freak. I was locked in. So basically-Hit the cast for me please. Yeah, hit the cast because I'm going to need to break down who's who. The point is you've got female infernal Inferno, and you got male Inferno. They're supposed to just be, This is hell. We're in hell. So these men just eat sweet potato, rice, seaweed soup, some dry chicken breast, and they're just not having a great time. It's like a desserted It's all trampy fucking bullshit that they're on, basically.

But on the same island?

They're on the same island, but they're just separated. So the girl would live with the girl, the man would live with the man then. And then they play games. So basically, Basically, for starters, the Mandem will play a game, and they'll be like, Whoever wins this game is going to bop over to Gael dem Inferno, and you're going to pick whatever joint you want, you're going to take it to Paradise. Paradise is lit.

Are the Mandem suggesting this But there's a judge saying-There's a judge.

They will just beep in on a telecom and be like, Mandem, you're going to play a game right now. Whoever wins, you're going to go over to female inferno, pick a John, take it to paradise. And then they'll be like, bet. So first game runs up. These men are playing water polo or whatever. It was random. Whoever wins gets to go over there. So first and second place got to go over. So they bop over to the girls' beach. All the gala just lined up. Lined up. Yeah, the gala And then the first place just comes in. I'm going to say, Oh. I'm going to say, Oh. It's so respectful.

I love it.

Yeah, bro. Bear is all about, I'm going to say, Oh, I'm going to say, Oh. I know they try to keep it cool. There's another guy, one guy with long hair. Scroll down and I'll see if I can find him because he's the one who came first. Him. This, bro, Junsol, is cleaning up Tom. Yeah. Bro, he's so like deadpan, and he won the first match. So basically, and the thing is, they didn't even tell the girls what they were playing. So all they did is introduce this guy as the man who came first. So the girls can hear on the telecom, here comes the man who came first. And I'm like, came first in what? They It doesn't matter. I came first. The telecom was like, Man who came first, step up, choose the girl you're going to take to Paradise. So he's looking around, and then he sees one thing smiling.

She smiling at him?

She smiling at him. She's bear like,. And he's like, I'll take the smiling thing. And then they go off to Paradise. Paradise is like, they go into city center, Seoul. They take a helicopter over there. They put him in a Ferrari. He drives the Ferrari to this apartment. They go to some like penthouse apartmenting. It's lit, and they eat what they want. And then there's a pool. They got their own pool there.

That's production.

Oh, bro, it's lit. Oh, production. Paradise is lit. So when I say when they might get a fix for Paradise, that's all they want. They don't want to go back to Inferno. So you get one sweet night in Paradise, and then you have to dip back.

Okay.

So then he takes a John. He takes a John to Paradise. They have an evening. Great. No one's clarting, no one's doing nothing. Respectable, nice evening. A few laughs, a few jokes. Everything's blessed. Then Then another brother, Breher, who came second. This thing here, that's who he took. She's a smiley John. That's who John So took to Paradise. Jong-hu. Him. Jong-su. He came second. He's got a deep voice. Oh, yeah? Yeah. 33-year-old male, deep voice. Runs like a coffee shop. He took a John. But he took the John that every man fancies. But he's seeing her first. This is the first time. Long hair, Breher, took the smiley Yeah, he took the John. They scoot off to Paradise as well.

At the same time or separate?

At the same time. Same helicopter land. One gets in his Ferrari, he gets in his Ferrari. They zoom. It's too clutch. It's too clutch. The jetting is the long hair bread bottled his Ferrari. He couldn't start it. So he was in there. He was like, How the fuck do you start this?

That would be me.

Yeah, it would be me. I've never been in a Ferrari. I've never driven a Ferrari. So he was trying to figure out who's trying to play a cool up. And then after 20 seconds, he was like, I don't know how to start this. And then it's one of them ones where she could have been like, someone's never been in a Ferrari before. What would murk me if she was like, Big man.

I've been around guys.

I've been in a Ferrari. That would fuck me out. My ex had a Ferrari, fix up.

I'll take you back to your yard now. I'll pick you in a joint.

I'm going back to inferno and I'm picking a different joint because remember, I'm the man who came first. In what? It doesn't matter. Anyway, he's in Paradise with his His thing, Long hair Brees in Paradise with his thing. They have an evening. They all fly back the next day. Telecom pops up, says, Mandem, get out without your Jordans. Gaeldem, get out without the Mandem. Gael, you're going to Man's Inferno now to meet the rest of the guys. Mandam, you're going to go to the Girls Inferno to meet the rest of the girls. Now, this is peak. The girl, if you scroll all the way to the top, I'll show you who the second girl was. We've got the laughing girl now, and this ting right here. She's the one everyone fancies. Okay. Seian, bro. She's a 25-year-old model. So her and the Smiley ting, bop over to Mandam Inferno. Smiley ting, little snake, she's just finished with the long hair bra, and She pulls to the camera and said, I'm not going to lie to you, I can't wait to see the other man. I can't wait to see the other man because I've been to paradise now.

I'm trying to see what else is out there. I'm trying to keep going to paradise. Fair play.

She's really playing the game.

Yeah, she's playing the game. She's greedy about it as well. I'm trying to see all the man there. The next game is, they call it a train ticket or something. Them two piss off to the guy's island, and there's three guys waiting. They spend time with all the guys, yada, yada, yada. And then they have to write a name who they want to go to Paradise with. You're only going to Paradise if you both write each other's names. Makes sense. This game was brutal. It's brutal because you can't change it once you've written it down. So I want to say these men are posted up and the girl's like, I would like to go to Paradise with Johnny B. And then everyone's like, I think we had a great conversation. I want to go Paradise with Johnny B. And then Johnny B pulls up and is like, Fuck. I'm trying to go Paradise with Sally C. And then everyone's like, Oh. Drama. Yeah, come on, let's I'm like, damn. Now she's rocked. Sally C is now like, I'm trying to go Paradise with Fwayz. Fwayz is like, I'm trying to go with Sally Z. So all of them are getting rocked.

No one's going to paradise. But Sian, she's the Lengers. So Bearman, we're trying to go paradise with her. So there's a guy called, I call him Theo. He's And that was like something Teo. It's spelled like Theo. Him. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Jan, Teo. This bruh is 10 toes about Seyana. From the moment he saw her, he was 10 toes. He wasn't entertaining a bullshit with someone else. Got it. So he was like, I'm trying to go to Paradise with her. The whole time, I want her, I want her, I want her. So she deeped that and was like, I'm not trying to get fucked over in this game. I know Theo is 10 toes. I'm just going to write, I want to go with Theo. Even though she was making it a bit obvious, like you're a bit Much, big man. You're a bit much, you're a bit clowny, you're a bit too confident. I don't like it, but I know you're 10 toes for me. I'm trying to get back to paradise. She says, I want to go with Theo. Theo is like, Obviously, I want to go with Sian. That man dip back off to paradise.

But now Sian It shows that her man from last night was in paradise with her. He's gone to the Gyao Island now, and there's a chance he's going to paradise tonight as well with a new ting. Long story short, he bounces off to paradise with a new ting. So does the long hair, bro. Both of them, I'm deep. Okay. Both of them, I'm deep. The long hair bread gets three votes. I'm trying to go to a paradise with you, big man. And he's like, Yeah, he takes a new ting. The new ting's on him. On him. So he gets to paradise, nonchalant, umseya, umseya. Paradise. 33 coffee shop, bro. I'm going to steal. I'm going to steal. Paradise. Lisa now, she's with Theo. Paradise. They're spitting game on her. Okay. I'm trying to marry you. I'm trying to do this. I'm going to be saying in a jokey way. Tell these men to get the wedding invitations ready. Bang, bang, bang. It's me and you. It's me and you. She's like, Stop, chill out, relax. Then Laffy Laffy girl who was like, I can't wait to see what next day they got over there. Brother, they pulled us inside.

She's not in paradise. She's like, no one picked me. These men don't want me. It rocked her. These men don't want me. Then she was like, now think about it, I'm missing long hair bread because he was the man who came first. He pulled up to the island, he picked out all these things. He picked me immediately. Immediately. He took one look at me and said, wow, I'm taking you. And what did I do? I came back from Paradise and said, run me new dick immediately. Yes, snake dick. None of them want me. I'm rocked. She was rocked for it. She couldn't handle it. She could not handle it. So she's eating now sweet potato. Back on the rations. Yeah, sweet potato and Bibimbap. And these men are eating pasta and pizza in Paradise. It It was crazy. So then, now, the next... This is where it gets tantalizing. Okay. First off, they play a couple of new games, couple of new games. A couple of them, like Dung Ho, he's having a couple of chics chat to him. Heijin, she went to Paradise with the 33-year-old bruh. Okay. Who's this? Yeah, Jongsu, he's a 33-year-old.

She's cool. Arin, people are feeding her, and I don't know why. Not Not even because she's butters or anything, but she contributed nothing at this point and was getting votes to go to Paradise with her. Oh, fair play. They just must think she's a John, but she hadn't left much impact and everyone was like, Yeah, her, her, her. She went to Paradise with the long hair bra. She's the second John. She swooned for him. Okay. Then she said from JMP, I only want to be going Paradise with him from now on. I don't see another guy. I just want him. He's not feeling it. He treats it like a little sister. Yeah, He just talks to her bare casual and little sister thing. She'll run to the camera and be like, I'm feeling him. I want him. And if they ever ask who am I going to go in paradise with? I'll say him, him, him, him, him. That's all I want. Little sister. Yeah, he treats it like a little sister. It's dread. So scroll down. She's rocked.

This, bro, take one. Take one, yeah.

Gets zero love and zero respect. When I say he hasn't had a vote for Paradise once this entire show, I'm on episode six.

Damn.

They don't fuck with him. He is... All due respect, he's a loser in the show. There's times when the camera... If these men have a conversation, the camera don't even panter him because they know no one's sitting next to him. Yeah, it was dread.

Do people get... I'm sorry to cut you off. Do people get evicted?

No one's getting evicted. So all we have is loners. That's the dread thing. It would be better if he did get evicted because at least he can go home with his head held high. He's just a loner. He's getting zero love. And then he We got a slight bit of interaction from the girl who's a loser as well. When the guys came back and they both got to go to paradise, they came back to three gyal. They've taken two of the gyal away. One of the girls is just eating rice by herself. She's an inferno. She's never been picked by a man. She's rocked. I'm shocked because we'll go find her now. She's the lengthiest, in my opinion, I have all of them. I was shocked that no one's picking her. Keep going. She's a jawn. This one here. She She's a John. She's getting zero love. Zero love. The long hair bro was like, I ain't feeling her, bro. She's fake. He said, I like earnest people.

She's fake.

I was like, damn, bro. They're savages with how they speak. But they say it with such manners. Yeah, but he was like, Bro, I need earnest woman in my life. She's a fucking fake. But she was eating rice by herself. Homeboy was eating rice by himself. They all had a group dinner one time, and she said, Can someone pass the kimchi? He leapt up to get the kimchi because he's thinking, You're a baddie, you're by yourself. This is my chance. I'm a baddie, I'm by myself. Let's make a thing happen. She wasn't paying any interest. They had another thing where they had to all climb across a log or something, and the man then were all lined up on the log, and one girl at a time would have to get past each guy. So they have a little help you, squeeze past. When I say Brosky's posture was all over the gaff, when I say these men are like, They're holding the women, getting them past, all this stuff, heroic like, mask in his shit. When I say his bat, he was all arched up and batty out, and the judge was like, look at his posture.

Look at his posture, stand up. This is why you're looking picked. It's why he's never been to paradise. Stand up. Fuck, say. Joke, man. But when I say he's 10 toes by his confidence, he's delusional. This is where it gets juicy. So all said and done. She's never been to paradise. He's never been to paradise. Everyone hasn't been to paradise, and they're having a time. They play this chocolate gold A annoying chocolate game. Basically everyone has a mailbox and you can put... If you're a guy, there's five girls. You're giving five chocolates. You can put a chocolate in whatever letter box that you want someone that you're interested in. You can be interested in all of them if you want. Or you can just be interested in one girl. No, you can only put one for one girl. Okay. The dread thing is now everyone's put their chocolate in the letter boxes The Tannoy turns on. Everyone, sit down together and you're going to open your box and see how many coins you've got in front of everyone. They were like, I'm not doing that. That's dread. It was dread. When I say my heart was beating He was eating for homeboy because I was thinking he's going to have zero.

Zero, yeah. They turned to him first. He's 10 toes on his confidence. He opened a box and he was like, I've got two. I was thinking, wow, that's amazing. I'm surprised you got two. He was like, I was hoping for three. He said, I thought I'd have at least three. Out of the five things that no one's ever spoken to you because you're clapped. It was dread. Anyway, he got two, a couple of John Scott, one. They were rocked. Now, Brosky, the 33-year-old coffee shop guy. Yeah, with a deep voice. With a deep voice, he obviously went on the first date with the buff model thing. Yes. Now they're sat next to each other around this fire from the chocolate thing. He got two coins. She got four. All the man I want her. They've made that clip from Jup. So now when everyone else is having their little conversations, this is the first time they've met since they went to Paradise together. He knows she went to the man damn side and there's a chance that she went to paradise. She knows he went to the gal damn side and there's a chance he went to paradise.

So they're sat there and they're not even making eye contact. And they're both looking forward and he's like, So what was yesterday's saying? Bear in mind, the ting he just took to paradise last night is here. So his ting from before is here. The one he took last night is here. He's facing away from her and he was like, What was last night's saying? She's like, What are you in about? So did you go to Paradise all night? Yeah. Yeah, I went still. Did you? Yeah, did you? He was like, Obviously. She's like, I swear, you're in Paradise? He was like, Yeah. She's like, Did you have fun? He was like, Yeah, I had a bear fun. She was like, Yeah, I had great time. Me and Theo, I'm tearing up. And he's like, Swear. I was like, I want to say the She was like, Yeah, had a good time. He's like, I had a banging time.

They're trying to one up each other.

Yeah, they're trying to one up, bro. I said, The tension's up. The tension was up. Then he had every opportunity. These are the men doing the back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. She already told the gal, last night with Theo was calm, but this, Dawn, can't get him out of my head. I can't get him out of my head. She knows all the men that want her. She's got four coins in her purse now. She's been on a date with him, been on a date with Theo. Theo It was 10 toes for her. But Dawn is acting nonchalant. She's like, I can't stop thinking about that hand massage. It's too juicy. This is the helicopter wrap. I can't stop thinking about it. So all the girl know that. She knows that. He obviously doesn't know that. He's like, You had a great time last night. She's like, Yeah, had a great time, too, last night. Well gone, well gone. They're bantering, bantering. And now they're doing a truthful dare thing. And they're like, Oh, out of interest, Jongsu, if you could take anyone to paradise, would you... Actually, first of all, they were like, How many coins did you give out?

Did you give out one coin, two coins? How many coins did you give out? He said, I gave out four coins. When I say this, he said, What?

The previous Paradise thing or the thing-The first Paradise thing. The first Paradise thing. Okay.

She said, What? Four coins? That's basically all of them. He's like, You're trying to fuck everybody. Everyone. And he couldn't look at her. He was like, I gave her four coins. And she was like, Wow. Say, swear. Then Someone asked him, 'R', if you could go to paradise with anyone, would it be with someone that you've already been with or a newting? He said, Newting. And bear in mind, you have the option to drink if you don't want to answer the question. The judges were backstage saying, Drink it. ' Just drink We can stop talking and drink. He was like, 'R', probably a new thing still. His thing said, 'Rhh. ' Okay. Swear, you want to go to the new joint? He was like, 'Yeah, it's a lot like that. I like to get to know people, isn't it? I I like to experiment and see you. We're all here to make friends, are we not? And she was like, Say, swear. So they asked her, who's your top choice to go back to Paradise with? She said, Theo, 10 toes. Theo's my top boy. He's coming back to Paradise with me any chance I get.

When I say he looked at the floor, he couldn't raise his head.

Why they playing these games, man?

They're playing games. Ten minutes later, she went to her bedroom. He burst in her bed. He burst in bedroom and said, I need to talk to you. She was like, I'm quiet. He said, I take back everything I said. I don't mean it, babe. I didn't fucking mean it. I just didn't want to embarrass you. I don't know how you feel about me. I don't want to be in there talking about it's you, you, you, you, you a bag for you, isn't it? But babe, I need you. She was like, That's cute. She doubled down. Yeah, that's cute. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, bro. I'm knackered. Yeah, the thing was peak. Just as I've left it now, they've introduced some new braids. If you scroll all the way down to the bottom, rem. Yeah, him? Yeah. A new guy and a new girl. Jung-un. So, Jong-Un, he came in when I said, The gal, them were feeling him. Immediately, as soon as he walked into the room, all the girls went to paradise. He walked in and two other guys walked in and they had to pick-Who they want to stay in.

Who's going to be the new guy contested. He won. He's a new guy contested. All of them were like, I'm feeling him. I'm feeling him. And the John that was long hair, 10 toes, don't want to see anyone else, don't care about anyone else. One of the guys who didn't make it through this car, backstage, she was like, I'm not going to lie to you. Fuck the long hair, bro. Fuck what I said 10 minutes ago. This bread right here is the love of my life. I can't believe who you brought to me. So when he didn't make the final car, she said, I'm rocked. She's like, I don't know which way it's up. I really don't. Fuck, man. Because I'm giving my heart to everyone I see. I don't know what to do. So he's about to touch down and they've all said, the judges said and all the girl contest said, he's longer than any brer on that island. And he seems sincere and they'll talk about he's got broad shoulders, he's tall, he's everything. He said, he's longer than every other man on that island. Then there's a new John. If he's got one more, new John's pulled up.

I haven't seen much of her, but the man never feel in her. Haylin Park. Yeah, the man never feel in her. It's about to get crazy.

Okay, this is interesting.

There's a little clip at the beginning where I saw two people in bed together. I'm waiting to see how that develops. She said, you're going too fast. I don't want to give away too much. All I'm saying is there were two people under the covers in bed, and she said, I think you're going too fast. I need to make it to that point.

You've made this show sound very tantalizing.

Fam? Yeah. I'm not going to lie, first episode, I was like, this is boring. But I've already told the man, I'm not going to watch it. This is boring. Immediately into second episode, I was like, fuck. It's all I can think about. From when we were at the gym yesterday, I was thinking, I need to get back and start watching singles. Singles? Yeah, I need to start watching I need to know what's happening. I need to know if that Brett ever gets any love.

Okay, fair play.

Yeah, it's juicy. Fair play.

It's very fucking juicy. That's a great recommendation.

Blind Ranking?

Blind Ranking, indeed. Guys, girls, you know the drill. Whiteboards, pens, whatever you want to use. We are going to be playing blind rank. Make sure you write in the comments below. Today, we are blind ranking Cartoon Network shows.

Oh my God. Okay, wow.

If this doesn't go the way I need it to, I'm going to need to fight some more.

It's blind ranking, bro. That's all down to you.

I'm confident in this one. Yeah? I don't think I'll be swayed.

Cartoon number one. Tom and Jerry.

Was that on Cartoon Network? It was. Yeah. Damn, I used to watch it on BBC Two. Damn. It's from the end of it. Yeah. Damn, yeah. Do you ever watched Tom and Jerry Kids? Tom and Jerry Kids. You don't remember Tom and Jerry?

Not the kids one.

Yeah, Tom and Jerry Kids is a slap, bro.

I wasn't a massive fan of Tom and Jerry, to be fair.

That's original.

Show number 2. Codename Kids Next Door.

That's a show. Codename Kids Next Door. Fuck. Codename Kids Next Door was a really good show. Let me... That was before its time.

I need to see a visual.

Little bar-led yut or glasses. They all lived in a tree house, so they were like spies and shit.

Yes, I remember this. I remember this.

Show number three, Dexter's Lab.

I don't like Dexter's Lab.

Shit. I'm praying, Fuha, that you He haven't fucked us over with this.

Yeah, I'm scared.

I'm praying, bro.

I'm just saying what I see. All right. Show number four, Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Okay. You might need to part two this. Because there's 300 cartoons on there.

Because there's a few shows on there. There are.

I'm holding my breath.

I am holding my breath also.

Show number five. You ready, Alice? Don't piss me off. Show number five and the last show. Powerpuff Girls.

Okay, fair. Fair. Fair? I'm ecstatic, but I'm not livid.

All right. What was your show number five?

Tom and Jerry.

Tom and Jerry?

Tom and Jerry's fucking Gash.

No, it's not.

It is, bro. It's Gash is racist.

Racist?

No, fuck Tom and Jerry, bro. That's hilarious. I hate Tom and Jerry. It's boring.

It's boring, bro. I love that as a child, bro. I love Tom and Jerry as a child.

It was my last resort.

Fair To be fair, considering you watch on BBC Two, yeah. Yeah. I'm not surprised. He didn't give it the time of day on car network.

I didn't have cable for the longest. Fair play. I was stuck with whatever was free.

Terrestrial. Yeah. Ellisist number five.

Codename Kids Next Door. Kidnakes Next Door.

Interesting.

Very interesting. Wasn't mad on it. It was good, but...

That shot was heavy. It was really good. Rem?

Powerpuff Girls.

That's number five.

Yeah. You're high.

Powerpuff Damn. It was all right.

It was all right.

To each.

You know what? Actually, to each. I can't beef someone about that, but that's insane.

Fair. Fair. Damn. All right. Rem, so you're number four.

Cold Name Kids NextOkay. I would prefer that to go five.

You prefer that to go five? Yeah.

Pablo, of course, is way better than Coldname Kids Next Door. Okay. Fair.

My number 4 is Dexter.

That's a travesty.

Yeah, I would have preferred it to move to maybe three.

That was intro number 4.

It was interesting. This is what pissed me off about you, though, because you know none of this was up to us. I know. To have that and just like, damn. I'm just trying to add drama.

All right, fair. Do you see what I'm saying? This is my own show. Fair. Ellis, number 4.

Tom and Jerry, number 4.

Okay, understandable. Okay, back to you, Ellis, number 3.

The Cowardly Dog. What was it called? What was it called?

I know.

What was his name?

Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

Courage, yeah. That's the one. I knew the visual. I didn't know the name, but I knew the...

You've never seen it, basically.

Yeah, but it furred. I know of it.

Fucking nil, man.

We had different We had different.

We had different generations.

We had completely different generations. Then again, we've agreed on certain stuff. Very many. Like, Cramped Twins. I thought Cramped Twins would be on there.

They did loads of reruns on Courage. Even though it came out early before your time, they did reruns of it throughout.

Fair. Never seen it.

Damn. Fair.

Number three.

I did Coden and Kids In The Store. I thought that show was solid.

I enjoyed that show.

That was good. It's no Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, but it's a good show.

I was tossed to put it in.

You would have put Fossas in there. That would have been for top spot. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends was a fucking show.

I'm definitely going to do a part two. Remski, your number three.

That's what I had, Courage The Cowardly Dog.

Courage, the Cowardly Dog. Fair play. I'll go back to you, Remsky, your number two.

Tom and Jerry.

Are you happy with that? Yep.

You're drunk, wrong. You're drunk.

You're number two.

Tom and Jerry's boring.

You're number two.

Sorry, Courage.

Okay, you're happy with that?

I would have actually put probably Courage, maybe third. Courage scared me. I didn't enjoy that television. Every episode genuinely freak me the fuck out. I think it's good, but I didn't enjoy it at all.

Okay, fair. That's valid. Ellis, your number two.

Dexter's Love. Strong. I like Dexter's Love. Strong. That was sick.

Yeah, man. Omnip do fromage. Yeah, bro.

That's the E-bar.

Yeah, that's the E-bar.

That's the E-bar. Ellis, your number one, please.

Powerbuff Girls.

Fair. Powerbuff Girls. Fair.

Good show.

Powerbuff Girls.

Dexter Lab. He put Powerbuff Girls last.

Oh, You did put it last? Yeah. Was that a mistake?

It was a mistake. I would have put it, Powerpuff Girls, arguably for me, can go third above Courage a Cowardly Dog and Codename Kids Next Door. It doesn't go above Tom and Jerry for me or Dexter's Lab. When I talk about my childhood and what cartoons I watched, Tom and Jerry, I was every day, bro. Cartoon Network, there. Dexter's Lab is just an all-time classic. Then Powerpuff Girls, arguably after those two. Cold Nakedes Next Door is arguably new gen after those ones. I hear that. It's later than those, right? I hear that. Then, Courage of Cowody Dog also was... I don't know about its age exactly, but it just wasn't that. Same as him actually, like watching it, now I'm deep in it as a U at that age, it was terrifying.

It was so scary, bro.

I just also found Courage funny himself, his reactions to shit.

The old man hated Coach. He was a pussy. Yeah, Coach was a pussy, bro. He was scared of everything.

Eustace.

Eustace, I think. Eustace is the serial. Yeah.

He used to jar me how much of a pussy he was. Yeah.

Power of Girls is It was a elite level television for me. It was. Mojo Jojo? Yeah. Mojo Jojo had it bad. Do you remember the episode where they just went in and they ran up and they tombed him off for no reason? What was the...

Is it the Green house?

The Gang Green Gang. Yeah, Gang Green Gang. Gang Green Gang. When they went on to walk in the grass, they touched the grass, one side, they got smacked up. Oh, man, the Gang Green Gang, bro, and the Amoebas. I remember the Amoebas. The Amoeba Boys. Yeah, they might have been the ones on the grass, to be fair, the Amoeba Boys. Yeah, them, man. The worst ones were the... Bro, when they introduced the Rowdy Rough Boys. Okay, yeah, I remember those. Rowdy Rough Boys, bro. They had the power of Girls rocked. They had the power of goes rocked, bro. They didn't know what to do, bro. Yeah, Rowdy Rough Boys shot shit down. That was his next level. And the fucking pedo demon in the sky. Oh, yeah, the devil.

The devil. The devil, bro.

With the heels and shit. The high heels.

The claws. I didn't even know what they were called.

The lobster claws. And the high heels and a tutu.

Yeah, he was a demon, bro. Absolutely demon. But yeah, I'm going to definitely run this one back. There's loads of cartoons that we can do this for. Guys, girls, in the comments below, let us know what your blind ranked top five is.

Trash news, man. So You, man, don't understand if I was the analyst who was just seeing all this stuff, what would happen to me when I clock there? There's a guy moving a dead body there.

Yeah, I'd be flabbergasted. I'd be like, How did the driver not even clock this?

Fuck, no, bro. He's not paying attention. It's just a Google Maps car. He's been driving.

In a fucking camera car, he's been driving.

They were cars are ugly as fuck, bro. Sorry, go.

That's cool. So, Google Maps car captures killer moving dismembered body in Spanish village. Mental. Have you guys seen a Google Maps car before? Yeah. Yeah. Alice, see more?

No.

No, I don't think I have, actually.

It's small cars with hella cameras everywhere.

I thought it was a van. No. I heard it was a van before, a massive black van. Rags for it. Apparently, they fucking speed as well. Just go through quick. People take the piss because people do poses for it. You know what I mean? Apparently, they just go fast. I think, yeah. You don't even see them.

They've told you lies, bro. I don't know what I'm talking about, bro. Sounds like a human trafficker. Jesus.

A Google Maps street view car captured evidence of a murder whilst photographing Tashueco, or Tashueco, Spain. The image shows a man loading a large white bundle into an old red car's trunk in Calle El Norte, unknowingly documenting a crucial piece of evidence. The case centers on a 40-year-old Cuban man who disappeared in November 2023 after traveling to Spain in search of his wife. Police began investigating but had few leads until they discovered the street view image during their investigation. Further investigation revealed that the suspect was living with the missing man's Cuban wife. After months of surveillance and phone tapping, police arrested both the suspect and the victim's wife. The investigation led officers to their Andalus Cemetery, just 12 minutes from where the Google street view image was taken, where they discovered the victim's dismembered remains.

God, police officers must have satisfied. Do you know how satisfied I would be to see this?

Yeah.

See that there's a missing man, there's a missing report in that village, pull up to Donny's yard because we've seen this image and find the missing guy's wife in that yard, cozy up.

Yeah, that would be like, wow.

Yeah, wow.

I've blown this case wide open. I've blown this case away. No one listened to me in the precinct.

Yeah, they laughed at me.

No one was listening to me.

No one wanted the maps case. Oh, wow. No one wanted the Google Maps case, bro. But look at it now.

That's insane. I'm livid if this is how I got caught.

When they drive me to the station and they've sat me down and I'm like, all right, how did you find out? How did you find me? Yeah, out of interest.

How did you find me? We're here now. Just tell me. I'm going away.

And they put a Google Maps picture across the thing. I'd lose my head.

I'll be livid because I remember seeing that drive past me.

Oh, I remember. And I thought nothing of it.

I carried on with my day.

If anything, it piqued my interest. I've never seen a car like that. I've never seen a car like that. Also, who moves a body in broad daylight? Villains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Confortable villains. Because that's like you're living a small village life. He's like, what the fuck is anyone really going to say?

No one's here, bro.

Yeah, no one's here, bro. No one's here, so I can do this. That's crazy.

There's been cases of Google Maps cars capturing quite a few other life.

Really?

Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different things. I fucking bet. It went down the rabbit hole and Man divorce his wife after accidentally catching her cheating on Google Maps.

Is she feeding another man on a park bench?

She's feeding this on a park bench, bro. And that's crazy, son.

I can see that human. He was beating another man on a park bench.

Oh my days. Oh my days. What a way to get caught. Yeah.

Damn. This is back in 2018, just for context. Okay. According to australianoutletnews. Com. Au, a man caught his wife cheating while searching for a location in Google Maps street view. He was using the app to decide on a tourist destination to take his wife to a vacation and stumbled upon a woman in an outfit he recognized.

He was looking for a place to take her on a vacation and saw her there.

God said, I'm going to show you something. Yeah.

Yeah, that is God.

I'm going to show you something. Wow. If you didn't believe before, you believe now.

Yeah, bro.

While navigating down the Bridge of Size in Barrancol, Peru, he saw the woman was sitting on a bench with a man reclining his head in her lap. Both of their faces are blurred as it's customary when Google Street view cameras capture a person. While the view only shows a still image, the woman appears to be stroking his hair.

In a way. I'll cry.

I'll cry and cry. Man. I'm looking for a place for us to just to vacate.

Just to cozy up for the weekend.

Yeah, cozy up, man. Just remember this love, man.

I'll see you in next man.

I'm seeing you at the spot I'm looking at with another brer feeding him on a park bench. Crazy. That's insanity. Well, he lays on your lap and you're stroking his hair.

That's the stuff you do at Yard.

Yeah, bro. This is your man. I don't know who I am because that's your man.

Because you have no fear when you're with him. That's public. Yeah, you have no fear when you're with him. I'm hidden. Facts.

Although the photo was taken in 2013, the man at the center of the story still chose to confront her. The time the story came out was 2018. The miss is admitted to cheating, according to the Peruvian paper, La Crónica and the couple recently divorced.

That's also another thing. I'm not coming down for my indiscretions five years ago.

You think it's a sell by date?

Yeah, bro.

It's in the past.

What did they say? The That's your limitations. That's passed. You can't see me in Google Maps. It's 2018 and we're back in love. And you're seeing a picture from 2013 with a little sighting. You're on a divorce, babe.

Okay, what was the other way around?

Have I caught her? Yeah. Obviously, I'm leaving, bro. You might not understand. I'm fragile when it comes to matters of the heart. I'm fragile, bro. Of course she is. Of course she is. She has every right to leave, I would argue.

Five years ago.

Five years ago, I was a different man then. I've changed. You know what I was going through? But yeah, obviously, the other way around, I wouldn't hear any of it. Get off me. And I'll be going through all of our text from five years ago, all of our pictures from five years ago. Just to correlate. Where were we? Where were we?

Damn, son. Yeah. Yeah. That's hilarious.

Fuck.

Yeah, that was a funny trash news. Well played.

All right, gang. Right, guys, we're going to leave it there. We appreciate you. We love you. As always, love, love, love. Gang, gang, gang.