Transcript of LEAVING A DATE?!

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What's the worst excuse you've used to leave a date? I usually pretend one of my boys has had an accident and was taken to the hospital. It usually works. Until this day, I met the girl that I just ditched later in a bar. If she's a sport, we'd laugh at by over a few cocktails. And then this is the real date. That was a test. You passed. If she's a sport. If she's a sport. No, this is her life, bro. My wife wants me home by 6: 00. Double down. I told her my wife just went into labor. Wow. Yeah, mom. I have to go. I'm sorry. You understand. You obviously get it. You get it. That's my wife. She's in labor. Yeah. About to have her first born. This is Nando's. What do you think it was? I said a date. It's a link. It's a link. In quotes, Can you also see my dead aunt next to us? I knew I wouldn't see him again. That's actually not even funny. Because I'll be inquisitive. Well, obviously not. So can you see her? Or are you just trying to put me off? And also, how would I know it's your aunt?

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Yeah. That's the most important question. You should have rehearsed before you started dropping this bullshit. How would I know? How would I know it's your aunt? I could see someone. I could see a liar. I could see a liar in front of me. I could see a fraud. Yeah.