What's the worst piece of advice you've received to spice things up?
My homegirls told me to randomly pop up at his house because guys like crazy girls. He called the police on me and stayed on the phone with them until I left. Until I left. He was petrified. Yeah, yeah, back. Yeah, she's still here. She's still here. She's still here. That's hilarious. My girl told me roleplay would fit well into our sex life. She tied me up and blindfolded me. When the blindfolds came off, I saw my girl standing next to my side chick. Oh, my God.
I would beg for God to give me a heart attack.
Oh, yeah, 100%. My dick would look like a slug that you just put salt on. It would crinkle up because nothing is sexy anymore. They told me to grab my woman by the throat and ask her, Whose little whore are you? She shoved me off and said, Definitely not yours.
He's clearly not an alpha to her because there is a guy that will do that to her and she'll be like, Yours.
Yeah, yours. I'm your whore. She grabbed him off and said, not yours. Not yours. Get your hands off me. I'm your man. You're not. Yeah, that's it. You've asked an answer. You're the roommate who covers the bills. Oh my God. Clearly. The roommate that covers the bills.
That should be a line in a movie.
Yeah, bro. Because the whole cinema will gasp. Yeah, 100 %. I couldn't hear.