Transcript of Romance Is Cool, But Have You Ever... | EP 475

Now that you mention it-I'm starting to smell-the air thick.

The pheromones of air.

Yeah, and I just thought it was where we are in the hemisphere. But, brother. Guys.

Girls.

Welcome in.

Welcome back, indeed.

Before we get started, you may be thinking, why is James wearing a hat? I don't like when James wear his hat. It has to suit him. I agree.

I disagree. You disagree? I disagree. I think it's a certain type of hat. I don't think... Personally as well, for me, I don't think all hats suit me. I just think there is a certain style and a certain fit of a hat that suits me.

Agreed.

So there you go.

So what suits me then?

I think that hat suits you. Really?

I don't think it's a hat that suits me. Why? I just don't.

What hats do That's what I think suit you?

But then again, I've been told certain it has to suit me. That you don't think suit you. That I don't think suit me. And then I look in the mirror and think, Oh, this hat suits. And someone's been like, Why are you wearing that?

I think that has to suit you. Fair. I think it suits you more than it suits me.

Interesting. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. Don't say it like you're conceding.

No, I'm not. I'm not conceding at all. I'm not conceding. I genuinely think it suits you more than it suits me.

I appreciate it. But yeah, Daddy has a zit on his head that won't stop growing.

It won't quit. A zit that won't quit. Yeah.

Let me tell you a story about the zit. Because this one, it's bringing me back to teenage years. As a youth, I was a little spotty bastard.

Did you have acne and stuff back then?

I didn't have acne, thank God. I didn't have acne, but I was queen of the Blackheads. Yeah. My pores were gaped. Yeah. My mom went rampant. She picked me down and she loved it.

Is that why you love it?

Maybe. But so, yeah, we were going through that. And then since year 10, I had spots early and no one else had spots. And everyone was like, damn, bro, your skin's bad. Maybe you should try cleansing. Maybe you should try that. This is year seven times. And then my mom would tell me, don't worry, everyone's going to get theirs. And by the time they get theirs, you're going to be clean. That's exactly how it happened. But in year seven, it didn't feel like it was ever going to happen. Year seven. Yeah, bro. When I say I hit puberty early.

I hit puberty way too late. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I'd rather prefer it early or later. Considering I've only had it one-way pause, I don't really know. Well, do you think your experience was worse?

Having Having it early? Well, this is the thing, right? Because I remember you said, you literally mentioned the other day that you were like, People would cuss me because you didn't have hair on your legs. Like, lay on it. I don't remember ever seeing that side of it. I remember people being like, damn, bro, are you 40? Man's got hair on his arm. It's already. You're a grown man. What's wrong with you? But I don't ever remember being like, year 10, 11, 12 and seeing the same culprits poking at the late bloomers being like, damn, bro, where's your hair? I don't remember seeing that. So for me, it just felt like my version was worse. But obviously, you said you got the latter.

Yeah, I feel like... No, I don't think I got the latter. I think it was more an in my head thing because everyone else was maturing. I just felt like I don't have the chromosomes I need to be on the same level as these, man. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, 100 %. I was a late bloomer.

Damn. I was early, bro. Early, It was long. But anyway, spotty, spotty, spotty. Finally, year 10, year 11, in the clear. Then later on in life, skin was crispy. Nice. But now what ends up happening is I don't get baby spots. I will get nothing, nothing nothing for months. And then one serious motherfucker will appear and rear his ugly head. Basically, I saw this drawn yesterday morning. I woke up and I was like, All right, fair play. Cooking. It's cooking. It's cooking. Hey, hey, hey. It's all right. It's cooking. But we'll just leave it because I had one on the side of my head growing a couple of weeks ago in Perf. And then I saw it and I was like, Hmm, this could be bad. But then the next day it was gone. I was like, All right, cool. Let's hope this is But throughout the day, when I said, I could physically feel this bitch growing. Every time I raise my eyebrows, I could feel it.

Was it like the forehead area?

Yeah, forehead. It's right here. So I could feel it here. Getting worse, getting worse. I was like, this is going to get popped. I know it wants to get popped because this is hurting. I haven't had one like this in time. The day goes, we go gym, we go gym. I can feel it cooking, cooking, cooking. After gym, pre-dinner, we get back to the hotel and I said, Let me take a look because in a room, they got that magnifying mirror. Yeah, they do.

You have to zoom yourself in.

Yeah, I was in there.

Until it focuses.

I was in there, light's on. Let me see this, John. I thought I could see a little bit of tinge of yellow in there. Okay.

And I was like, It's poppable.

Mistake numero uno. Long story short, if you have to look for it, it's not there. It's not ready. Yeah. You should be able to see from the other side of the room. Yeah, that thing is ready to burst. Yeah, it wasn't that. So I didn't even attack it. I just gave it a little...

A feel around it. Yeah, a feel around it.

A little bit of a coaxing. An outline. I didn't even touch the volcano. Just the surrounding areas, just to get all the pressure in the right places. As soon as then the thing started to season up and I was like, and it got red quick. I was thinking, now, I've got to go to dinner like this. So I was vex, vex, vex, and all through dinner, bowling, arcade, every now and again, I would give it a little wipe around thinking, It's stinging. It's stinging. When we get back to the hotel in the evening, I had to set my gams off to prepare for what was about to go down.

Wait, wait, wait.

Not all my gums, just down to my shorts.

Just in case, more like a spillage?

I don't know, just for readiness. I don't know. You didn't know what was going to happen? Yeah, I didn't know what was going to happen, and I didn't want to sweat through my gums. I don't know what's going to take place here.

I understand.

I literally got in, took my gums, or got down to my shorts, turned all the lights on, and I was like, Let's go. I washed my hands for about 30 seconds. Good. I cleansed my face, and I was like, Let's get after this. I was expecting a mirror burst. Oh, God. I was expecting a mirror burst. And I was like, let's get this over with because this thing has been cooking all day, brother. And you know it's full force or nothing. Yes. So I was like, here we go. I got tissue, wrapped it around my fingers, prepared the area, When I went, three, two, one, squeeze.

Nothing.

Nothing. That repelled it. Yeah. I said, and you knew it was like... I could feel my heartbeat in my head. I can imagine. When I said, I put my heart rate on the mirror, I said, fuck. Then I had to go after it because I was like, We started now. We can't stop. Otherwise, it's going to get worse. Bro, it took about 10 seconds of squeezing. When I said there was just water coming out this drawing, I was like, No, we've made a heinous mistake. Heinous Yeah. So we just swear that out, and all night I could feel it. And today, today, it's less seized.

Yes.

And we're on the back end. But Lord Almighty.

Do you think by show day, you're going to be...

I haven't I have no choice.

I know you don't have a choice. No, but you have a choice of wearing a hat or not.

I'm not wearing a hat on show day. Okay, cool. So I have no choice but this to be healed in the next 24 hours. And I'm confident that I will be as long as I don't touch it or go near it. So that's why the hat is on and the hat's not leaving my head. Yeah.

It keeps you away from the... It gives you some shade. Yeah, no UV, no bacteria, nothing.

Just leave it alone and let God do its work.

When you're getting today after a recording, cleanse, wash, chill. Do you have a face mask?

I don't have a face mask, but also it needs to dry out. Yes, it does. So I don't want to put a face mask on. I don't want to overwash it. I don't want to over moisturize it. It needs to dry the fuck out. Charcoal, bro. Fair. I did use the charcoal, and I'm happy to use it again. I do have a cleanser that made it feel the exact same, though. Okay, fair enough.

As long as something works for you. Because I had something cooking here, which is somewhat going. This was from yesterday. And I use a charcoal thing every day. So when I used it again after I realized it was coming up, it started to go down immediately and it was poppable, and I popped it, and now it's just like remnant.

So by tomorrow, it's going to be skin. Yeah, I reckon tomorrow, mine will look like that. Okay. Which I'm willing to deal with. I've accepted that the sight is going to be on my face tomorrow. And I want to party after. And I'm already livid about it.

Because you're going to sweat in it.

I'm going to sweat and the shine is going to hit it just right. And someone's going to be like, damn.

Damn, bro. Yeah. What's on his head?

Yeah, What's a table for two?

I'm sorry.

Part of three? No, bro. It's going to rock me. Extra cutlery?

Yeah.

How many are going to be dining? No. Fuck. But damn. Yeah. Do you need a toddler chair? Oh.

A bib?

A bib is needed. A bib is necessary. Damn. Sorry, bro. Yeah. So I'm already accepted the fact that I'm going to do the second biggest show of my life with a ting on my face and then try and celebrate afterof words with a ting on my face. Okay. I've accepted it, but game is the game. The cocksportief. Yeah. Also, so guys, we're in Melbourne, Australia right now. As you guys know, if you've been with us long enough whilst we're on tour, you have to bear with us for the episode. We have fuck all to talk about.

Yeah, because we're with each other pretty much 24/7.

Yeah, we spend every second of every day with each other, pretty much, apart from in the isolation of our hotel room, and nothing takes place there, unfortunately.

Yeah, literally. There's nothing good to talk about. Yeah, facts.

It's just porn in isolation. That's literally it. There's nothing to talk about. But there's one thing that happened to us the other day that I don't think we... I didn't really deep it. I know we experienced it in the moment, but I don't think I deeped it until I got back to the hotel room. I haven't brought it up since. Okay. Bro's gastro issue. Right. So you, man, content. Yeah, content. Let's lock in. So Fjord and I were on our way to dinner the other day, right? Yes, we were. And we were talking about this literal day right now, right? We were. Yeah. So we're in an Uber and we're chilling. And we were in the Uber for about 25 minutes, I'd say. And probably for the last four minutes or so, neither of us were talking. We were just sat there on our phones in silence. Fuya turns to me and he says, Oh, remember we've got recording on Thursday? And I just kiss my teeth. So it was literally, Bro, remember we got a call on Thursday? And I was like, Oh, yeah. Done. The driver in front of us raised his finger like this.

Raised his finger to get our attention. And I saw his eyes Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the review mirror. And he said, Guys, sorry. Sorry to interrupt. Just so you know, I can hear everything you're saying. First of all, okay. Yeah, first of all, mind your business. And I thought he was going to be like, You've mentioned recording, all this stuff. Sorry to interrupt. What do you do? What do you do? What do you mean? Something like that. Then he goes, Sorry to interrupt. Just to let you guys know, since you clearly don't give a fuck, I can hear everything you're saying. The reason the car smells the way it does is because I have a gastrointestinal problem, and it's an illness.

Are we synchronized, pardon?

Yeah, We gave a pardon. What did you say? What did you say? He was like, You're talking about the smell, right? We were like, I've never seen you lean forward so far. What are you on about? You said, damn, Bro, what are you talking about? And he was like, Oh.

Cool.

Cool. I thought you were talking about the smell in the car because it's an illness. And immediately to my head, I was thinking, And you didn't open the windows, no? Yeah. Fat. At no point when you were farting this bitch up, did you think it might smell a bit? This guy was hot-boxing the whole thing. Yeah, he was hot-boxing us involuntarily. And when we said anything to do with anything, he immediately got defensive and was like, It's an illness.

I hear everything you say.

I heard everything you said. It's a fucking illness, bro.

I don't know what he heard or what he thought he heard.

He heard the voices in his head saying it stinks. That's what he heard.

That's exactly what he heard.

He heard his paranoid voice in his head saying it stinks and they know it stinks. So as soon as anyone said anything, he was like, Bro, I know it stinks, all right? It's an illness. But also, it's 33 degrees. You should have the windows open anyway. Regardless. So you're just in here popping. We've been in for 25. And every part of me had to... I had to use every ounce of strength not to be like, Sorry, bro. Do you mean to tell us you've been farting this bitch the whole time?

And just allowing us to inhale it.

Just allowing us to breathe it and speak and laugh and enjoy our lives. And you want to get defensive when you think someone's brought it up. Facts.

That's audacious. That is audacious.

But I was also thinking, imagine at that point, what would you have done if all that settled? He said, I can hear a word you're saying. You said, what the fuck? And then he was like, it's an illness. And we were like, bro, we're not even talking about you. And then settle down, settle down. He was like, oh, shit, my bad. What would you do then if at that point, I just open my window, and stuff my head out like that?

Because you've been smelling it.

No, because I've been smelling it. Because now he's told me I'm smelling it.

Now you know what world we're living in. What would you have done? I would have probably burst out laughing for one because I wouldn't be able to contain myself. I don't think I'll be able to... Because I was sitting right behind and pause you on the side when you could see you. I don't think I'd be able to look at him. I'd wait for you to open it. I'd laugh and laugh and laugh and just pray that we are close to our destination because I think we were. We were very close. At that point, we were very close, which I think he tactically planned. Yeah, he did tactically plan. Because he didn't want a back and forth.

He didn't.

He wanted to say his piece and let us dip.

Yeah, he couldn't have said that. Out of the 25-minute journey, he couldn't have said that at minute 10. No, it was 15 left because I would have grilled him on it. I would have been like, explain what you meant. Because now that you mention it-I'm starting to smell the air thick.

The pheomones of air.

Yeah, and I just thought it was where we are in the hemisphere. But, brother. Yeah, that's disgusting.

Yeah, I hope he hasn't interrogated previous passengers. Because that was so uncalculable. Yeah, and it will affect your star rating really quickly.

Yeah, it facts. So I don't know where you're getting the confidence.

I actually think I gave him five stars because-I auto give five stars. No, I don't always auto, but I never do it at the time of the thingy. I always close the app, and then next time I want to use Uber, it reminds me of my previous one, and I don't remember who you are. I just fire, but let me move on. Yeah, fact. So yeah, I should have docked these stars together. I should have docked them.

For the interrogation. Oh, my boss is here.

Thank you, boss. That's Megan's hand.

Speaking of, my favorite moment of this entire tour, I think, was that homegirl at the show the other day saying, who the fuck is Megan? Who the fuck is Megan?

For context, we were at our second Perth show, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vibes. And very good vibes. We have a little segment which you guys will see if you are coming to the show. And I was talking about nails. And I was talking about James had gone to the bathroom in the green room and Megan was asking me, Oh, what color should I do? My nails, blah, blah, blah. Obviously, That's my bag. So I just gave her a few options, gave her a few opinions, and I spoke about it live on the Perf second show. And I was like, Oh, James, when you went to the toilet, Megan asked me, Oh, what should you do with your nails? I was like, Oh, maybe coffin, Purple, Matt did, some rander from the audience shouted, Who the fuck is Megan? We had to simmer the whole thing down.

It's like, Yo, that's our manager, bro. Don't let me hear another woman's name out your mouth. Out your mouth. Out your mouth. Who the fuck do you... I paid for this ticket. Who the fuck is Megan? Yeah, treat me like her. What the fuck? Who the fuck is... Who the fuck is Megan? Yeah, she wasn't here for it. They got defensive. They did.

That was hilarious.

Yeah, that was fucking... Who the fuck is Megan?

That was hilarious. Yeah, they got very, very defensive.

Yeah, they don't like stuff like that. They really, really don't. They want to hear you speak their name only. Only. And rightly so.

They paid what they paid.

Yeah, bro. If I'm going to a fucking Lotto show or Sweetie, bro, I don't want to hear no Jared nothing. It's James or Anonymous.

Latto is... We have to move on. I can't.

Yeah, we do. Also, you can't compete with a man.

I also can't. I also can't.

Birthday PJ to pick her up.

Yeah, crazy stuff. I don't have finances like No offense.

I'm not offended because it's factual.

I'm not offended because we pay each other the same, so we know.

I was like, I was in this conversation not long ago, and I was like, it's so refreshing and depressing that you know exactly how much I make. I know exactly how much. Can't gas shit. Yeah, we can't. Can't gas shit. So even if I was to ever stunt on someone financially, I'd have to look at you like that just to make sure we're on the same table because you know exactly how much is in my account. Wow, the people were both liars or both telling the truth.

Yeah, factual. That's hilarious.

Gang. Question of the Week?

Question of the Week, man. Guys, as you know, every week, I ask a question of the Week, and the question of the Week this week is, sex is cool, but have you ever...

Good question, by the way. Did you think of these yourself?

No, these were for the fandom. The fandom had been cooking.

Yeah, I saw it and I was like, damn, good question.

Yeah, the fandom had been cooking. I'm going to get some more of these, and you lot are doing your part. Sex is cool, but have you ever had your gym crush, make the first move on you? Like, damn, mama, I finally made it.

That's never, ever happened. Ever happened. There was a ting, right? Damn, that's never happened. There was a ting where I loved this girl in my gym. It was not the one you're thinking about. Oh, okay.

I was thinking, who are you talking about?

I say loved. I had a gym crush at one point.

Okay.

Fuck. She was clearly going to that in the gym for years because she knew anyone and their dad in there.

Just chin wagging everywhere.

Just chin wagging everywhere. And I was thinking, damn, man. And now I know I'm never going to get that because we're not two strangers in the desert. You're seasoned here, and I'm not. Bro, So literally about a year later, after she's chin, chin, chin, with everyone, when I say she'll bump into a guy in the gym and they'll conversate, they will conversate. I was thinking, damn, obviously, I'm not a conversational starter, and I'm not going to interrupt someone's workout to have a conversation. So I was like, all right, chill. One day I was using the leg press, mid-set, I stood up, I turned and she was here. Oh, God. I said...

Today's the day.

Yeah, literally, I was like, oh, my God. Hi. And then she was like, hi. She was like, I can't even remember. I think she was like, really sorry, She wasn't that plate there. And I was like, no. And then she seemed really friendly. I thought it was going to be a da da da, di di di. She said, cool, and took it and left. And then spoke to a guy on the way back to her own machine. And that's the most interaction we've ever had.

Ever, and that was it. That was start and finish.

That was literally start and finish. Nothing ever happened ever again. Damn, bro. And then she came up on my suggestion on Instagram one day, and I didn't have the strength.

Fair. And there was no follow-back, so you knew she wasn't part of the gang. There was no follow-back on hers, so you pre-ing her thing in.

Oh, knowing that she already followed me? No, she's already followed you. No, she did it.

So she didn't witness the come-up? Yeah. She had a witness to come-up, say it again.

Yeah, She probably didn't even fuck either. I'm not even saying she's lang, bro. And back then, that was my... I don't think I have a type, but back when I was a young'un, I had a type. Okay. The fucking curly natural hair, that was my bag. That was literally my bag when I was 18, 19. Fair player. Probably when I met you till 21. Fair player. Yeah. I would gas anyone with natural curves. I would just assume they're paying. Yeah. Let's see, brown skin, natural curves. I was like, Oh, that's a joint. That was when I was 18, I was like, No, that's-I'm putting two of you together.

Yeah, it's heading out.

That's algebraic.

It's making four. Yeah, bro.

I grew It's a big up since then. Fuck. But yeah, man, team crush making the first move is terrifying.

That is terrifying because you already know that there's a fucking TikTok of this specific moment of a guy fumbling the bag with his gym crush. You may have seen it before. It's from the Chick's POV. So the Chick is speaking to the guy, and she says, Hi, whatever, blah, blah, blah. He starts to speak to her, but he fumbles his words so quickly, he just gets his bags and walks away. And the screen face to gray. So there's no color in his life anymore. Damn. He just gets in his slowmo, he grabs his bag and walks off because he knows he's fumbled. It's hilarious. And I know because for me, sometimes because of my ADHD, my brain is faster than my mouth. Yeah, fact. So it's like, I know that could potentially be me. I would stumble my words and be like, I've got to catch myself now. But she's realized, she's trying to hold back a laugh.

Yeah, I think I give the impression of non-interest because I'm so scared of that happening to me. Okay. I say nothing.

Do you think you It's hard to say now because we do what we do, and it's easy for people to approach, but do you feel like you are unapproachable?

Unapproachable? Yeah.

In the sense of you saying... Megha just laughed.

I don't like that.

I know I heard the snigger, but I tried to stay locked in. Do you think you're unapproachable because of the fact that you say you want to give off the, I'm not interested, so you don't have this conversation?

It's not even that I want to give off, I'm not interested.

Not that I want to, but I feel like it's because it's more natural for you to...

I think it's like a case of, I think I can be unapproachable. Okay, first of all, actually, I want to settle this once and for all. People seem to have it in their head that I hate being approached by people. So more time when people stop me in the street, they start the sentence off with, I know you hate when people stop and talk to you. That's not true. That's actually the opposite of the truth. I like it a lot. That's an easy way in for a conversation.

Yes.

It's usually... But if we're talking complete isn't coming at me with any agenda or pre-contrived conversation. I don't know. Okay, unapproachable, I don't think so, facially. I don't think I have a dick head face. I don't think I'm particularly intimidating to look at. I don't think I'm necessarily unapproachable, but I will avoid eye contact at all costs. Okay. So you won't find a way in. If my personality is a boxing guard, there's no blind spots. Okay. Yeah, bro. You can try your hardest to make eye contact with me. You ain't going to find it. Okay, say less. I will look at the floor. Fair play. In terms of that, I think I'm very unapproachable. Then I think also people find me a let down because they're used to hearing me talk with you. I feel like when they see me, they're going to-It's going to be the same James. I feel like sometimes they think they're going to be like, James? And I'm going to be like, Rob? And then we're just going to, Yeah, my God. Fuck What the fuck are you doing here? I think that's what they think is going to happen.

So when they're like, James, and I'm like, What's up, bro? Yeah, Fax.

Yeah. Sorry.

Did you call me? And they're like, James, right? She's in gigs? Yeah, she's in gigs. And I'm like, Yeah. And they're like, Cool. Solid, bro. And I'm like, nice to meet you, my man. Safe. And they're probably thinking, the fuck was that? Yeah. What the fuck was that guy? That was all crazy. What a moody prick. Yeah. So yeah, but no, I don't think I'm unapproachable. Fair play. Do you think you're unapproachable?

I I don't think I'm unapproachable, but I think people think I'm unapproachable because of my... I have a very blank face sometimes. You do. And I don't do that intentionally. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. I remember we were doing something at a university a year and a half ago, whatever, and someone was interviewing us, and the lady was like, Are you okay? Do you remember this? Are you okay? I'm thinking, What do you mean, Am I okay? She's like, I'm looking at you, you just I don't see. I can't remember what she said. I was like, I'm just listening to you. This is my face. I can't control it.

Yeah, I know. Can I say one thing? Yeah. With that face, you also have a very monoton voice. Yeah. It's not even negative. It's not intentional. Yeah, it's not intentional. It's not negative, but I know it. And there's times where I can be sat next to you and then you'll just speak and I can hear what they're hearing. I can hear how you look and I can hear what they're hearing. And it wouldn't surprise me if they're like, Are you okay? Have I offended you? And it makes me smile to myself because you're fine. I'm calm.

I'm just here answering. Yeah. So I think that's the general consensus for one. Obviously, people that don't know me and people that may see me face to face and have that initial interaction. But apart from that, no, I do not think I'm unapproachable because I'm more talkative than you. You're way more talkative than me.

You're way more talkative than me. Yeah. I think I would say, the two of us, I think people feel If they just saw us standing the street, I think they'd feel more comfortable to approach me, but they would have a better interaction with you.

Makes sense.

Yeah, you're way more talkative.

Yeah, makes sense.

Damn, I forgot what you were even doing question of the week. Right, sex is cool, but have you ever... Okay, cool. This one is very me-specific. This is what's been... When I said... I'm pretty sure they replied this just to troll me. You know when I said nothing is happening away from each other apart from in the isolation of our hotel rooms? As you know, I've been playing Rivals, Marvel Rivals nonstop.

Okay, I've got one related, but it might be the same.

Cool. So, yeah, six is cool, but have you ever got higher than gold on Marvel Rivals? Is what Brosky said. Did you feel triggered? I did because I've been one win away from platinum eight or nine times in the last 24 to 48 hours. And you don't understand how infuriating it is we had. The people of the internet are horrible, horrible baskets. This is why Marvel Rivals is a bad game, and this is why it's also a good game. It's full of really... Okay, so I've never gotten interested in game chat. I don't reply, I don't talk, I just play my game and I get stepping. I don't troll, I don't talk shit, I don't do none of that stuff. I just play and get on with it. When I say these kids have pushed me to my limit, that I've been keyboard-typing.

You're replying.

Bro, Because at the end of the game, everyone stats it for everyone to see. So what ends up happening is whoever is performing well has the opportunity to shit. If you've lost, whoever performed well on your team has the opportunity to be like, You're shit. You're the reason we lost. What ends up happening, especially at the level where I'm at, if you're in level gold, I don't know what platinum is like, but gold, in my opinion, is the most toxic place. It's where people think they're good at the game and they're not. And when they don't realize as a team effort, and when the team loses, they will just blame everyone else on their team. But what ends up happening is automatically your chat goes to team chat, so only your team can hear you. You have to manually switch it to game chat so everyone can see. So what ends up happening, these toxic motherfuckers, is to say face is that when our team loses, someone on our team will go into game chat and be like, James is fucking shit, and he's the reason we lost. He won't even say that to the team.

He'll say it to the whole game. So then I have to defend myself and be like, Bro, I got 13 final blows. What the fuck are you talking about? And then we're debating, and I'm like, Why am I in this? And more time, this also ends up happening at the end of the game. So by the time we're having this conversation at the end of the game, they've already did, bro. They've already entered the game. They've landed the grenade and they fucked off. And I'm arguing with no one, bro. It's one in the morning. It's sad. I know I haven't got out of gold. I've been stuck there. I've You've been one win away eight or nine times and then dropped all the way back down again.

Just to piggyback on your one, sex is cool, but have you ever had a good streak on Marvel Rivals? That was the one I was going to say.

A good streak on Marvel Rivals is better than sex.

Yeah, I can imagine. This was specific for you.

Bro, a good streak will make your day, and a bad streak will ruin your day. I've realized when I said about the supplements and all this shit saying I've been on a good mood, good mood, Rivals is the only thing that's actually been able to destroy destroy the DNA bonds that are making me feel good right now. Yeah. A bad streak is obliterating them. I can imagine. It's fucking me up. I don't think I should be doing it anymore. I can't stop.

I think you should continue playing, bro. Fair? I think you should continue playing because for one, it's good game time for you to forget everything we're doing on tour. It's true. Just relax, do you? And obviously, you love gaming regardless. And it gives you an... You like challenges, bro. It gives you an opportunity to try and go platinum.

Fair. If If I get to platinum before our show tomorrow, you will never, ever see a better version of James than you will in that moment. I can solemly swear that. If I make it to platinum in the next 24 hours before our show, you will see an all around... I promise you, this spot will be healed.

Okay.

Bro, that's what I'm talking about.

So if I see that spot healed, that means you've got platinum. You're not. I've gone platinum. All right, so there's no more stress in your life. Yeah, bro, I'll be gassed. All right.

I'll be gassed. I think Lawrence and Lewis are both in platinum now. And Lawrence's friend Matt, who just started I'm playing is also on platinum.

Yeah, safe.

I'm taking Ls, bro. I'm the only one in the group is not on platinum. It's piss me off. Actually, Lewis is now on diamond. I don't want to talk about it. Right, anyway. Sex is cool, but have you ever... Oh, this is the best one. Sex is cool, but have you ever had plans canceled, but you didn't want to go anyway? That's the best thing that could possibly happen.

There's no better feeling. There actually isn't. There's no better feeling because I can do what I want.

Bro, I can do anything I want, bro. Especially just before I was about to iron my gums as well. Just before I was about to iron my gums, bro.

Switch the iron off. Oh, I love it. Yeah, there's no better feeling.

That happened one time when we were on holiday in... I don't remember where we were. It might have been LA. I think we were supposed to go out. La or Miami, I can't remember. We were all supposed to go out, and we all decided to take a nap before we went out, and we were all shattered.

I remember. I think it was Miami. Yeah. I think it was Miami.

Everyone woke up at like, midnight-ish. Tell the truth, I woke up at 10: 30, and I just didn't say a single word. I was like, I'm just going to hold out and pray God that someone wakes up late. And then we're like, damn, it's too late. And I remember when it happened, I was like, thank God.

It was Miami because I remember I took a nap, woke up, and started watching Dune One again for the second time. Jacob knocked on my door and was like, Yo, you man still broke? Yeah, I'm a bit tired. Yeah, and I called the night I was done. I remember. Yeah, I was very, very done. I remember that night. All right. Sex is cool, but have you ever scratched the part of your back that you found hard to reach?

Yeah, on a door frame thing. Oh, that's all I do. On a door frame thing, that's me, bro.

It's annoying because this is a daily occurrence for me. There are parts on my back I can't cream. Every time I cream and look at myself or try and look at my back in the mirror, I can see the ash. Damn. It's so frustrating. Because there are certain parts I just can't reach. Damn. Yeah, bro. See the ash? Yeah, I can see the ash. Yeah, I can see the grayscale from the dryness, and it pisses me off, bro. I'm sorry, Tee.

Yeah, I don't even bother drying.

Oh, I need to.

I do. I can, but it's physically not worth me going through what you're going through. So I will cream, shoulders, whatever I can naturally feel. So I'll go bang, across there, bang, across there, top shoulder, a quick reach around here, here. And I know there's 40% of my back has not been touched. I'm not looking.

So here's what I do. I do exactly what you did, exactly what you did, but then I'll put cream here. On the back of your hand and wrap. I Wax on, wax off, bro. That's excessive. It is, but I need to cream my back, bro.

But you're still missing parts.

I know. Okay, let's say I'm missing a good 20% of my back, I want to say. And Coincidentally, that's the part of my bag that always itches me because I'm not fucking creaming it.

Fair.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I do get what you're saying. I'm not going through that, though. I'm not putting cream in the back of my hand to do this every single day, Yeah. Potentially twice a day for showering up. Yeah. I'm not doing that.

If I'm not getting at all, I'm not doing any of it. Yeah, I'm just used to it now, bro. And I complain every day because I see it every day. I'm like, I'm just not getting any closer. I'm just not getting any closer.

We need to do that thing. We saw that video, the braai yesterday. That was a video. The flexible- The fronting?

Yeah. I've never seen anything like it.

He can cream wherever he wants. He definitely can. Yeah, he can cream wherever he wants. Right. This one rocked me, but You wouldn't know nothing about this, but sex is cool. But have you ever cried for the first time in years? The release is beautiful. I'm not going to lie. It is.

I cried for the first time in years last Last year. I thought I told you this.

No, you did not. When?

This was last summer. I cried.

Was it in therapy?

No, I've never cried in therapy. It was... You remember when we went to go see United Arsenal in Manchester? Yeah. I cried on the journey up there. I was on a phone to my dad. Yeah. Damn. Yeah.

This is one of the heart-to-heart situations that you told me about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That was safe. No.

So I didn't cry. So I was in the car wash whilst I was having a conversation. But during the drive, I was still on the phone to him. So it happened earlier on in the drive. So I was stagnant when it happened. Fuck, bro. Yeah, I remember now. Yeah. Fuck. So that drive, I spoke to my dad for two hours. I spoke to my mom for about an hour. I spoke to my sister for an hour. It took up pretty much the whole drive to money.

Did your dad cry at the same time?

No. Just firmed it. Yeah. But it's one of those ones where I don't know... Because I wasn't wailing crying. I could feel it in my chest, but I didn't stop the tears from running. So it was one of those ones, and it was like... Them ones.

I couldn't see it. I couldn't see it.

It was tough, but it also felt so good.

Oh, the release is unbelievable.

Yeah. Because I haven't cried in, I don't know how long. Since I was probably as a teen.

I think in my adult... From age 20 to 33, I've probably cried about three times. Each time is a lot. Yeah. But my cry I don't cry when... This is jokes. I don't cry with stuff like that, what you're saying. I've never had a heart-to-heart cry or a finally cry. I don't have a this is the moment cry. The world has really taken everything from me. Yeah, that's when I cry. When I feel I feel like I'm... I'm pretty sure I can remember all three times is when I feel like I've given and given and given and given and everyone has taken and taken and taken and I give, give, give. And then someone takes the piss. Someone who is at the backbone of my giving and my love takes the piss out of me and we're having that face to face when I'm explaining what they've done to me after everything that I do on a daily basis for them. Yeah. Yeah, I have to... And you don't even... You don't even care. That's the three times.

That's what I'm saying. Who is going to provide for the people that I provide? And I've said this on a pod so many times.

Bro, when I give and give and give and give and give and give and give, and then they take the piss out of me, and I'm trying to explain what they've done, those are each three times at the time of quiet.

There was a time... So during that same period when I was going through that reflective phase and stuff, talking to my family, blah, blah, blah. Obviously, you know the time of my life I was going through as well. I think post that United game we went to, I think it could have been that same week or that same seven days. I was on the phone to you explaining just everything that was going on, everything that was happening. I don't think you may have noticed, but I was well enough then, too. There was a time where I was... I think we spoke on the phone for about 20 minutes, 30 minutes. It was so close, but it was also one of those ones where I was like, I can't cry again. But I was... Okay, I wasn't crying. I was very emotional. I feel like I remember. I was very, very, very emotional. I feel like I remember. Yeah, I was very emotional. Dam. Yeah, I just remember that now.

Yeah. Dam, bro. Yeah, bro. This isn't the episode I was expected.

Yeah, but it's... It is. This is what we got. Expect the unexpected on Jason Giggs. Always. All right. Sex is cool.

Sex is cool.

Back to the real All right. Sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomach pain? Yes, I have.

Yes, I have, bro. Fuck. This piggybacks onto a similar one that I just saw, was sex is cool, But this is not what I've done, obviously, but it reminded me of something. Sex is cool, but have you ever had a cigarette while taking a shit? It is different. It is different. How is that relatable to you? Well, when I thought about I was thinking, damn, what's going on in there? And then my sex is cool, but would be, have you ever had a shit already naked? What's into the bathroom naked to take shit is a next level of- Because you know you're going straight into the shower. The world is your oyster.

Yeah, bro. And you know you got the time.

Yeah, you got bare time, bro. To be naked already, to walk into the bathroom, to turn the shower on and take a shit and then get-It's like you're ultra clean. This is what they sell in Dubai. This is what I imagine people are going to buy for. This is what they're selling. This is the comfort they're talking about over there.

That's the one. Right.

Sex is cool, but have you ever had that Q-tip eargasm?

The amount of people that wrote that one? Oh, yes, bro. It's crazy because I forgot to buy Q-tips for this trip or forgot to bring them along. And I only realized, probably the third or fourth day we're in that they have them in the bathroom. When I saw them, really, gassed. I cleansed my airspace. Cleansed. And it's annoying because they didn't refill them again. Oh, damn. Yeah. And obviously, now we're in Melbourne, I found where they stashed those as well.

I haven't found any of that. They're in the drawers, bro. I just found the dental kit. I'm going to look in the drawers. Oh, yeah.

There's the same drawer. Further back, there's another brown thing.

I bought 20 with me in my wash bag, tucked in the side pocket. But I told you, my cream leaked and murked the whole bag. When I say they were soaked, if you had, that's the first thing I noticed. As soon as I opened it and saw the cream everywhere, I dive straight in. This is for the cotton buds. And they were soaked through. I would have screamed. I was murked. I was fucking murked. So now I need to find those joints there. They're there, bro. Yeah, and I need it fresh out of the shower. It has to be at the shower. It can't be dry in there. It needs to be moist. It needs to be moist. I can get it all out.

All out, bro. There's nothing better.

Yeah, It feels so good. I don't care what the doctors say. Fuck. I don't care what they say about hearing and all this stuff.

They're saying you're pushing it down. No, I'm taking it out. I'm releasing all the stress.

When I say, I get so scared about pushing it down. Then when I say, I look, I stretch my kid out, I'm so scared of pushing that shit down. I stretch my canal.

That's hilarious. All right. Sex is cool, but have you ever had an oxtail platter with extra gravy?

Yes, I have.

That sounds delicious.

Oxtail platter.

Platter?

That's too much oxtail.

That is too much oxtail.

You can't have too much oxtale. The platter is the limit. Yeah. Wow. I remember after one of our London shows, we went back to the Airbnb and had oxtale waiting for us. It was delicious.

I don't remember. What about London shows?

Yeah, two years ago, it was one of those shitty fucking... It was one of the Airbnbs that we moved out of because it was next to school.

Oh, yes, yes, Yes, yes, yes. I remember now. I remember now. I remember now. I remember now. I remember.

I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. Yeah. Don't blame yourself. Shocking. Yeah. The school kids woke us up in the morning. The bed was shocking as well. The bed was the worst bed of sept.

Yeah. Damn, I forgot about that. Yeah. We were meant to stay two nights. I went home after the first.

Yeah, I went to a hotel.

Yeah, I remember. Shocking.

Right. Sex is cool. God, this was me when I was younger. Sex is cool, but have you ever been on the phone for hours with her? And it feels like minutes. Oh, yes.

Especially that young love, first love type thing. There were times where I used to visit you. This is post-uni. Obviously, I'll come up to North, chill with you. We go out for the weekend. I would stay on the phone for hours, James, when you might not go on bed.

Damn. Damn.

Locked and lost.

One of my ex's one time, we used to always wrap up her. She lived an an hour and a bit from me. We used to always wrap up our phone calls and would speak for hours before bed. Every time we'd wrap up the phone call, she'd always say, damn, I wish she was here. Damn, I wish she was here. One day when we were on our phone calls, I got in the car and drove to our house. And then like, but I didn't... My worst fear is someone doing that to me and them being like, I'm outside, let me in, for me to be like, what the fuck? I drove there, parked not on her road, But I drove there, parked a couple of roads away, so she went to see. And then when it came to the, damn, I wish you were here, I was like, what if I am here? And she was like, no, you're not. And I made sure that she couldn't look out her window, see that I was there and be like, oh, fuck, what the fuck is he I'm here. So I was like, oh, I am. And she was like, shut up, shut up, shut up.

And I was like, no, seriously, if you want me here, I'm here. And then she was like, what are you talking about? I was like, honestly, if you actually want me to be here, say so, and I'll be here. And then she was like, well, obviously I do. I was like, Good, because I was about to bang. And by that time, I was about to buy her house. Gasped.

That's cute, man.

I strolled in the yard. That's cute, man. I strolled in your bank. I was going to say, I'm not much to bang. Yeah, I was strolling in your bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Banging, kicked.

Hell Snored and snored.

Yeah, McDonald's breakfast in the morning. Yeah, it was sensational.

That was too buff. That was too buff. All right, this is probably my second to last one. Sex is cool, but have you ever woken up not knowing what time it is realizing you've still got five hours until your alarm. That's the sweetest, sweetest feeling.

Bro, it's amazing.

On the flip side of that, I've woken up five minutes before my alarm.

That's all I do.

Thinking, Oh, please, God, please at least give me an hour. And it's fucking 8: 55 when I meant to wake up at 9: 00.

Bro, when I was working my PT job and had to be up at 5: 00, the amount of times I would wake up this close to death from timeless, It's close to death from tiredness, bro. And I'd be like, it has to be 1: 00 in the morning. It has to be. And then it will be 4: 56 for my alarm to go up at 5: 00. I heard something snap. There's a couple of times I heard something snap.

It's the worst thing.

Bro, and my mama, my brother, and my dog are snoozing. And you got like tiptoe through the yard. The bathroom floor is freezing. It's the worst. Yeah, getting a ton of shower. I'm trying to be quiet. And I'm just like, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here anymore. I can't do this anymore.

Yeah, I hated that for you. Yeah, bro.

Sorry, Jay. I remember I would voice note you constantly. You did? Bro, I don't want to do this anymore. I'd reply hours later. Yeah, of course you would. Hours later, some snooze. And I remember what used to piss me off the most is on a Monday, you'd take stock, and that would be your early day. And you're like, Bro, I hear your side of Yesterday, I'm fucking angry. I used to hear the voice note, I don't want to snap my phone.

Yeah, but for me, starting at nine, that means I'm up at seven.

Yeah, I hear you. Because I have to leave at eight. I hear you. I hear you, bro. I've been at work for hours by the time you reply.

Yeah, I know. Fuck, it used to murk me. I know.

Sorry, Jay. Never mind. Right, cool. One more for me. I've got bare more, to be fair. I only write it down because it's specific to you. I can imagine you get this all the time. Okay. Sex is cool, but have you ever said something about the football that the commentator then goes on to say. Oh my God! Yes, that happens more times than you can imagine, James.

It's the best sweet spot because they understand what I'm saying. We're watching the same game.

Yeah, they need to get you on the manager's bench. Bro. Get me on the manager's bench.

Get me somewhere because I'm clearly a pundit, and I'm just saying it the way the streets want to hear it. You see what I'm saying? That's how I pundit. I pundit for the streets They punt it for the public. Oh, man. It jars me. It jars me sometimes, but it's also a good feeling. Yeah, I bet. Because we are clearly watching the same game. We are clearly watching the same game. I love it when that happens. It's like a love-hate thing. It's jokes.

All right, bet. Couple more. I'm just going to reel them off, right? All right, go on. Sex is cool, but have you ever had your girlfriend tell you exactly what she wants the first time you ask? I don't think anyone has. That's Yeah, that's too sexy.

Babe, what do you want to eat? And she just reels it off.

Bro, spaghetti ball and naze is what I want. Can you do that? Yeah, bro. Aprons on. Yeah, facts. Yeah, yeah. Aprons on, let's go. Aprons chef hat of music. Sit down. Oh, music, candles, everything.

Sit down and watch me work because I'm a cook for you. Yeah, facts. You're decisive and I like it.

Yeah, wow. Pass me the demiglace. Pass it now. Let's go. Bro, any time the love of my life is to tell me the first time this is what I want to eat, I promise you that's the best meal she's ever had. I will put so much effort into that meal. Because she knows what she wants. You know exactly what you want, and I'm here to provide it. Damn it. No ifs, buts, or maybe.

That's only absolutes.

Bro, yeah. Don't give me this wishy-washy. I don't know. What do you want? My go-to is, Tell me what you don't want. That's how I get. Okay. That's my plan of action for the last couple of years. Just tell me what you don't want. That's a good start. And then we can work forward from there. That's a very good start.

Fair play.

All right, gang. Right, next one. Sex is cool, but have you ever laid bundled up in bed listening to heavy rain hitting your windows? That's my favorite thing in the world.

Damn, that's not happened in a while, but yeah, man.

Sex is cool, but have you ever climbed into bed, freshly washed sheets right after a shower at the end of a long but productive day.

I sleep like I'm in a coffin. Yeah. Hands on my chest, legs wrapped, brother.

I'm gone. Bro, yeah, I have to. When it's that good, I have to lay like as in a coffee to stop myself from falling asleep straight away. Then when I'm ready, this is what I do simultaneously, I roll to my left and I tuck the duvet in between my legs like a ya. I roll, cut that joint in between my knees. I'm gone in seconds. Gone, bro. I'm gone in seconds. Wow. Oh, fuck.

There's no better feeling.

There is no better feeling. When I say in Australia, since we landed in Melbourne, I've been sleeping for it. I've had to fight sleep. I've had to make my bed more uncomfortable so I can watch stuff because eventually, I can't hack it. As soon as I roll onto my side, I'm gone in seconds.

Yeah, I think I've had this whole tour so far, I've probably had three amazing sleeps. Like amazing, like 10 to 11 hours sleeps. Dan. Yeah. Yesterday was one of them.

Good. Kipped last night. Good. I'm glad, bro. Right, That's not for me. Sex is cool, but have you ever had the police call your name and tell you you're getting out?

Wow, that must be a feeling.

Bro, Duncan? Dunkon. Dunkon?

Are you thinking what? What's Now.

Get your shit. Let's go. You're free. I couldn't hear free. I got it free. Yeah, tell me I'm out for now. Don't tell me I'm free. Because I'm going back to do what I'm doing. I'm going straight back to the block. Immediately, bro. Wow.

That's hilarious. I'm free. Obviously, never experienced that, but that must be a feeling.

Damn, that must be a feeling. Someone bailed you out.

Yeah.

Also, I wonder who would be my random to bail me out. Who do you think if you were in jail for a night and then the officer was like, You've been bailed out.

Is this a random? So this doesn't include you. I'm in somewhere random.

It can include me if you want.

But then again, there's a distance.

I won't be offended if you don't see me.

Okay.

But it can include me. Okay. Who would be the first person you would assume is standing on the other side of that door when you walk out there?

Oh, so they have already... I thought you were saying, I'm calling someone to try to bail me. No, no, no. Someone has bailed me out.

You've tried to call fucking someone. It hasn't gone through. Someone's bailed you out. You open the door, and then there's someone on the other side of that door who do you immediately expect it to be?

If it's not you, it will be my sister.

Yeah? Yeah, 100%.

Fair. 100%. Fair? Yeah. Even though... I think I don't know this, but I have a strong feeling it'll be you or my sister, one of the two.

Gang.

What about you?

Either you or Jacob. Fair. Either you or Jacob.

Fair play.

Yeah. Preferably you. Because I couldn't look at Jacob's face. Because he never-He wouldn't say it. He wouldn't say it.

He would literally put his glass down, literally look down at you and then walk off.

Bro, he got He's got over his glasses, he'd smile, you'd see that gold tooth, and we'd get in a car. I feel like a child. I feel like a child. The thing with him is he's so generous and never asked for anything in return. I can't accept any more generosity. If I open the door and saw him, Fuck, man.

Just lock it back, man. I'm not even going to owe this friend now.

I owe my life. Enough, man.

Literally.

Enough.

I owe you my life.

Enough now. Just get in a car, man. Yeah, I know. He tears his thing and then just… I I'm sitting in the passenger's head down, bro.

You were waiting for him to make the first move.

Yeah, I'm thinking.

You can't speak first.

Yeah, and as soon as we pull up to the light, it'll be like, What's the work going, man? What's the work going, man? What's all this? What's all this they're telling me? You had a time in there, huh? Yeah, wow, bro. That's hilarious. If it was I was like, I would run into your arms. I'd run into your arms. You'd never believe the night I've had. Let's go. You'd never believe the night I've had. Let's just go. I don't know it's judgement-free. Yeah, we talk. We'll talk over pancakes. Yeah, facts, bro. Feed me. Let's get out of it. Because I know you're hungry. Yeah, bro, stop it.

I'd have a white monster chilling.

You couldn't.

I'd have a white monster chilling. You couldn't. That's freedom. I know you've been deprived.

Yeah, that's freedom. I would have a headache. That would be freedom.

Fuck. That's hilarious. Fuck. Fucking out. That's hilarious.

Damn. Right, cool. Oh, God. Oh, we got blind ranking. Let's. Right. So guys, we got blind ranking. Yes, sir. We've asked Megan today to pick five random Drake songs. Yes, sir. And she's going to deliver them and we are going to rank them blindly and we're going to say where we've put them. And hopefully, hopefully, God, come with some respect. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Megan would like us to caveat that she knows nothing about Drake. But I think that is It's best for the game. It is. I think it's best for the game. I may be a couple of times I have to play it in my ear to understand what you're talking about. All right. Me and names don't go well. Pussy and Millions. Pussy and Millions. That's what Travis Travis Scott. Is that with two dollar signs for Pussy?

I don't remember, but I know it's with Travis Scott.

Oh, no, that's Pussy Ferry. I remember this song.

Yeah, this is with the...

I like the hustle the most. That's a pretty good song.

I'm annoyed because this is Megan giving us the top five. Yeah. Because in her list, this could be the best song. Yeah, literally. So I'm very confused the way to put it now. Yeah.

I may live to regret this. I'm going to put it number four.

Bro, literally, I started writing number 4.

Yeah, I'm going to go number 4, Pussy Minions. Damn, that has to be a worse song than that. But that's actually a banger. It is a banger. But it's nowhere near top 5.

Pussy Minions number 4, I agree.

This is one of my favorite Okay.

Marvin's Room. Marvin's Room. That's a singalong. That's a heartfelt song.

That was his first... The closest thing I can compare that song to isWhat's it?

A tornado, I'm running around. Yeah, Frank Ocean.

What's that song called again?

Thinking About You.

Thinking About You. That had that level of singalong vibes.

Because everyone wanted to do a rendition of Thinking About You. Everyone wanted to do the rendition of Marvin's Marvin's Room was a fucking goer.

I'm scared I'm going to put that number two.

I think we're in sync today. Really? I think we're in sync today.

I was hoping we're disagreeing a lot.

No, I think we're in sync today. But it's because Megan's given the top five. Yeah, fair.

Marvin's Room is a fucking banger.

Yeah, Marvin's Room is a banger. It's heartfelt.

I'm just saying you could do better.

G5? G5. G-wagon top down? Yeah, 100%.

Late night? Yeah, 100%.

You're screaming up. Rich Baby Daddy.

Now you're playing with fire. Damn, that should have been number two.

You said that you don't know what the song is. I feel like you don't know what the song is. Rich Baby Daddy. Rich Baby Daddy? Am I saying it correctly?

It was our closing song at the O2 Arena. I can't play it for YouTube, but it goes... I'm annoyed because I think I would have liked to have I'm putting Marvin's Room number 3 and Rich Baby Daddy 2.

But I'm putting Rich Baby Daddy 3 because I'm banking. I'm banking on something juicy for number one. But Rich Baby Daddy goes number three for me.

Damn, Rich Baby Daddy. I'm going to go three as well. Fuck's sake.

I can't put that number one, but I get it. I don't know the last two you've got left. Oh, God. I'm upset. That's five. I'm upset because I actually don't like that song. That's on Scorpion. I'm upset.

50,000 on my head is disrespect. That's It's a good song.

It's a five for me and all these.

Out of these is my least favorite song.

Yeah, that's on Scorpion, 2018.

This is... Okay. So so far, I've got Marvin's Room, number two. We've got exactly the same thing. Rich Baby Daddy, number three. Pussy & Millions, number 4. And I'm Our set number five. You could fuck us over on this last one.

Jump Man? Jump Man, Jump Man, Jump Man, Jump Man. Jump Man is pretty good. Demo is up to something. We have Future, and that album is called... I can't remember what the album's called, but it's the Diamond's album. It's the album of Future.

It's not number one at all.

It's not number one.

It's not number one at all.

What is number one? Out of these five? No, just the number. I don't have a number one song. Best Drake song ever? I think that's an impossible question to ask somebody that's a Drake fan.

I think mine is... Is it 9: 00 PM in Calabasas? Is it 9: 00 PM? 4: 00 PM. 4: 00 PM in Calabasas. That's a banger. Really? That is a banger. 4: 00 PM in Calabasas is my favorite Drake song, I think. That or... Either 4: 00 PM in Calabasas or Do Not Disturb.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, 4: 00 PM in Calibas is my two favorite direct songs. If I had to pick, I think from a feeling perspective, 4: 00 PM is up there, but I think Wutang Forever.

Is it Wutang Forever? I just love when I'm with you.

I screamed that song.

We used to be friends, girl, and even back then you would look at me with no hesitation and you'd tell me, Baby, it's yours. Nobody else is.

Banger. Yeah.

Catchy song.

Yeah.

Fuck. You had a shit belonging to Nobody, it's yours.

It's yours, yeah. Good. That's a good top five. Well done, Megan. Yeah, good job. Well done. Good job indeed.

Nice. Damn, Jopman number one is vile.

It is vile. It's a good song. It is a good song, but it's not number one.

It's not been near number one.

It's not number one.

Right. Before we wrap, I've got a story for you.

All right.

It has nothing to do with me, just what's going on in the world. Okay. So have you heard of this, Nigel Robinson in Pakistan?

Is this a check? Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't want to leave or something like that? Yeah. I'm not ready, but I've seen stuff.

So long story short, right? I'm not going to say the names because I can't remember. But Nigel, right? Basically, there was an 18-year-old prayer in Pakistan. Yeah. Who was chatting to some Whiting from America. They were chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting It's just a website. Okay, yeah, it's a website. I think it might be a Pakistani website. But anyway, so they're falling in love, fallen in love. They're both 18. And he's like, Gang, let's get married. Also, he's like, Gang, green card situation. I'm going to America. So they get married, and then he says, Cool. Obviously, we're moving to America, but I think it's for the best if you fly to Pakistan first, meet my family, and then we'll dip over to America. She's like, Gang. So a few days later, he gets a knock at his door. There's a 33-year-old black thing at his door saying, Where's my husband? And he's like, Yo, what going for this. And she's like, Yeah, I was using a Mickey Mouse filter. That's your business if you didn't know the difference. You're my husband and we're married legally.

So they married on this website already?

They already got married on the website. And she's the American? She's American. She's come over and she's like, Big man, you're my husband. Let's go. Yeah. He's like, na, na, na, na, No one knows where the mom is. So the 18-year-old boy is locked in the apartment. The mom's dipped. The woman, Anai Jha, she's set up camp in the parking lot of the apartment complex and is like, Run me my husband now. She's just screaming all day, all night. Run me my husband now. Everyone is looking over the head, I guess, this is a fucking check. So run me my husband now. So turns out, Pakistani people are patient and polite. So everyone's treating her with the utmost respect. Being like, Ma, I'm sorry. How can we help you? She's like, Shut the fuck. I'm not telling you nothing. Run me my husband. They're like, Down, mate. Chill. Then this mediator bear comes in. Humanitarian bear is like, Please, how can we help you? She said, I want 100K in my pocket by the end of this week, otherwise, I'm not leaving. What? I want 100K in my pocket, dollars, 100K dollars in my pocket now, otherwise, I'm not leaving.

He's like, Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. It's okay. We can talk about this. We can sort it out. And she's like, I either want my husband or I want 100K in cash by the end of this week, and I want 20K of it in my pocket today. And they're like, Okay, we'll see what we can do. No, so you're sure they shipped her off to her mental hospital, weren't it? Yeah. Because they heard from her son in America, I think, who was saying she's got bipolar, she's got serious mental difficulties, and they're like, All right, cool. So they escort her to a mental institution. A couple of days later now, some youth puts her picture online. It's like, I swear this is the thing that they took to the mental institution. She's in the McDonald's. Someone must have took the eye off her in the mental hospital. She escaped. She slipped out. She slipped out. She's chilling in the McDonald's. And then the Brosky comes to see her, the humanitarian bro is like, Anangio, what? What's going on, man? We told you. Yeah, we told you. What's up? And then he's like, I know. And then she's like, Fuck the 100K.

I want two Double Doubles, two Big Macs, two hamburgers, two extra fries, one milkshake. And he's like, That's all you want? And you'll leave? And she's like, That's all I want? And he's like, Someone get her her food. Yeah, you're fine. Someone ran her her food. She back the food, wiped her mouth and said, Where's my 100K? You, man, owe me 100K. When I say the whole media in Pakistan is focused on this woman, and for some reason they keep letting her on camera, and she's like, I'm in charge now. Yeah. Pakistan is under my ruling, and we need to shape up this thing. Run me my 100K by the end of the week, and I promise you I'm going to govern you, man, properly. We're going to sort out this area. It needs gentrification. And I need 20K in my pocket by the end of the day. She keeps it, I want my 20K by the end of the day, bro. And when I say they're all being so patient with her. So now, obviously, the stories got out and a lot of the locals have deeped what happened that she married this guy.

He married her on a green card situation. They're going to go back. And when I say bare manner, just pulling up saying, Listen, if this bear doesn't want to marry you, I'll marry you today. There's a blind brother one on there. I was like, I'll marry her now. And then when I get to America, I can finally get my eyes sorted. I can marry someone I love. He said, I'll marry her today. Take me to America. Let me get my eyes sorted so I can find someone I actually love. It's crazy. All these men are like, Bro, if it's a green card thing, I'll marry you yesterday, bro. Now, bro. Take us. We'll all marry you. And she's like, I want my 100K. So I literally woke up this morning to a video of her, sat down, and it's like, They finally gave her 100K. She's counting money. She's counting notes, bro. She's counting Please, bro.

How is that?

How is that? How did that happen? I have no idea. All I know is these men are patient. They're treating her as a true guest. It's very humbling to watch. Fair play. When I say she's lost her mind, she's lost in my mind. And yet, bro, they've sent her some pea. And I said, just dip, please. Just dip. Here's some money. I think they gave her a hundred K rubies, which is like 300 quid.

Yeah, it could not have been dollars.

No, but she was... When I say I saw her lick her finger and count the notes, I said, Wow, they actually gave her money. That's crazy. Bro, it's the most fascinating story I think I've ever come across in my life.

And she left her son in the US, chilling.

I think her son's grown.

Okay.

But then again, she's 33. She looks 53. All right, man.

Yeah, That's interesting. Because like I said, I've seen a few videos or pictures of her, but I've never dived into the story. Bro, it's fascinating.

It's fascinating. Fair play. She said, Run me in my man, I'll run me in my bag. Either way, I'm not leaving Pakistan without one or the other. Then she said, turns out I run Pakistan.

I'm going to sort it out.

Yeah, and I'm sorting it out. Just run me in my feet now so I can get to work. Jesus. Yeah, bro. They're given a time of day. Fair play to them. Yeah, fair play. Right, guys, that's our episode for today. We appreciate you. It was one of these.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, we got into some stuff. Entwined.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, I can't believe you cried. That's crazy. Yeah, man. Fair play. I appreciate that. It was a relief. Great relief. I rate you, bro. Safety. Right, guys. As always, if you want to see more, check us out on patreon. Com/schitzinggigs. It's going to cost you a very humble £3. 00 amount. It's S&P a day. It's S&P. It's S&G. And we will take it from there. L3g3, guys. Love, love, love.

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