Transcript of MISTAKE YOU WOULD MAKE AGAIN?! | EP 477

Because I'm not chatting to you.

I can't be bothered. Yeah. I can't be bothered. This is the easier for me because I've already had the argument in my head. Guys. Girls. Welcome back. Welcome back, indeed.

We're currently in Auckland, New Zealand. We are. Yeah, man, we've been blessed enough that the guys of the Morning Shift have to use their studio today. Yes, sir. This is a great honor. So hopefully, we do a banging episode in here. It must be weird for everyone to watch us in new studios every week. When I saw the clip come out of the Perf recording, the other day, was it Perf? Perf, I was just like, Yuck.

Because it's just different, isn't it? It's just different, isn't it? It breaks the cycle. Change is painful, but change is good. We got to do what we got to do when we're on tour. Yeah, facts.

But yeah, man. So, guys, updates-wise, we're in New Zealand right now. We are.

This is the last stop of the tour.

Last stop of the tour. We've been touring our tits off. Yeah, man. We've been busy. It's been wow.

Wow indeed.

Yeah. England has a lot to say for themselves when we get home. Because the love here has been sensational. It's been sublime. Yeah, When we actually come home, I need hugs on road.

I want to be greeted at the airport. With the banners and everything, I want to be greeted at the airport.

Because I didn't have to come back. Yeah, fine. I didn't have to come back.

They love us.

So It's been real cool. The weather's been nice. Everyone's been super polite. I actually had a conversation with someone the other day and they were like, How are you feeling in Australia? I was like, Oh, my God, it's so nice. Everyone's really nice. Then they were like, I don't know if everyone's really nice. I was like, Oh, I think they're just nice to me. Yeah, that's probably facts. I think they're just being nice to me. Yeah, I agree. Then God knows what happens behind my back.

Literally.

Yeah, only God knows. But it's been a It has been a vibe, man.

It has been a vibe. I have no complaints, bro.

I have no complaints. The Korean food we had last night was actually the best I've had.

I never do this, but I hope I'm pronouncing it right. Shalh Oki. That place.

That's the best Korean food I've ever had.

The best Korean food I've ever tasted.

You know Daddy likes a Bibimbap bap. I've been around the block.

Wow. We got some spicy wings that we had to use gloves with. They were so spicy, for me. They were hot. I was so hungry. I didn't blink. I just ate them.

It pissed me off because you led me into the most false sense of security I've had. You back the first wing and I was like, Gang. But then I picked up a wing and it burnt through my glove and into my hand. I was like, That can't be right because he's backing it. Bro, I was so hungry. To the point where I was like, maybe it's not so hot if you bite it.

It was steaming.

It was steaming and spicy, bro.

I have them every day. It's so crispy and so succulent. Yeah.

All right, bro.

I'd have them every day.

They were juicy. You could tell they were New Zealand The wings as well, but the wings were fat.

Hinch.

They were massive. Hinch, bro. Yeah. That was unreal. The noodles thing was banging as well. That slapped.

That definitely slapped. I can't remember what it was called, but yeah.

And Brodski, who was serving us, was locked in like he cooked it. Facts. What's a guy? Yeah, every five minutes, is it good? Yeah. You were like, yes, bang. You were like, yes, let's go.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, man. Locked in, man. That's how you serve. That is. That's how you serve, mom.

So, yeah, we've been here for 12 hours. It's been a very, very good 12 hours. Yeah, mom.

I'm happy.

Yeah, so I guess question of the week.

Let's do question of the week. And the question of the week this week was, what's a mistake you will gladly make again? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. For me, from the jump, those wings. Facts. That's a mistake I intended making it. Yeah, facts.

Those wings for sure.

My tummy this morning. Yeah. Wow. Because I've never been one for spicy foods, wrecking my guts. Okay. But, brother.

You felt resurrected, isn't it?

Yeah, literally. That's why I texted you and said, I'm going to be five late. Yeah, fair. And it wasn't even five, two when we were supposed to. I gave you a warning. You did. I'm going to be five late because I put the shower on, letting that bitch marinate. And then my gut said. When I say, I grabbed the sink with both hands. I just perched. I dropped my draws, bro. And just let God take the wheel. I was I'm locked. As I sat down, I was on a text, I'm going to be five late. I'm going to be five late, bro, because damn, this is kicking me.

I'd make that mistake again, Gladly.

Yeah, I want to make it again today. Gladly.

I'm pretty sure we're going back after this.

I'm pretty sure. There's actually no reason why not. There isn't. Wait, what time do we have to go to the island, Zeg? Straight after? We're going to make some stuff work.

Yeah, we're going to make some stuff work because Oki is going to see me again.

Yeah, I'll hold that sink every day that we're here, if that's what it takes, because that sustenance was juicy.

Supply All right, guys, what's a mistake you'll gladly make? Guys, girls, in the comments, make sure you write yours below. Number one, not saying my safe word, mind-blowing orgasm ensued. Not saying the safe word.

That's dangerous.

She powered through.

That's dangerous.

She powered through. That's sexy. That's sexy, though.

Okay. What's the mistake you'll gladly make again? Slipping and falling into that baddie that wanted me while I was with my ex. The man said he slipped and fell into the post, then he'd do it again.

Just to piggyback off that, what's a mistake you would gladly make again? Putting my pussy in that lady's baby daddy's mouth.

Wait, say that whole thing again.

Put in my pussy. I'm not even saying it intentionally. Let me say it. Let me speak. Put in my pussy in that lady's His Baby Daddy's Mouth. What? Wow. Wow indeed. Wow indeed. Mistake I'll gladly make again. She's 10 tofs.

In his mouth.

In In his mouth. Not even on. In his mouth. Yamda halting.

Okay, wait. Random, when culturally did we start referring to people as people's baby mom and baby dad? It's not even their partner or their wife or their husband.

It's just your baby mom. Yeah, BDBM.

Yeah. Putting my pussy in that lady's baby daddy's mouth. Not even putting my pussy in his mouth. Putting my pussy in her baby daddy's mouth.

Specifics. She wanted him to know.

Damn. That's hilarious. What's the mistake you're glad to make again? Dating a babe with a breeding kink, good Lord. Same space? Same space. I'm not even going to say words. I tipped my hat, bro. That shit is vast. That's a roll of the dice. Because you never know what you're going to get. We're just playing crabs. And I hope I hit a seven. Wow.

Oh, my God. Wow. What's the mistake you'll glad you make again? Reporting my ex's mom for benefit fraud when she said I wasn't good enough for her layabout son.

She said you're not good enough for my son, and she reported her for benefit fraud.

That's jail time. Fax. Wow. Okay. She made that mistake again.

Yeah. It doesn't even sound like she's made a mistake. Facts.

She did the right thing.

She literally wrote the law. She did the right thing. All right, what's the mistake you're glad to make again? Not me, but you, lactose-intolerant people consuming dairy, you just can't help yourselves. I can't.

I can't. I can't help myself.

Bro, that gelato the other day, I had to stop myself for 50% and I saw you scrape the bowl.

No, I did not scrape the bowl, bro. You looked like you scraped the bowl. No, I threw away best part of 65% of it. Oh, fair. I had- But you had a double scoop. I did have a double scoop. I had Dolce D'Aleche and cookies and cream. As soon as I took that first lick, all my days, my guts were bumping.

Yeah, the same. Because I had Lemon Soil bathed the day before. I said, not again. I said, not again. I need the real thing. I want a treat. What's this palate cleansing shit?

Give me a treat. I need the real thing.

Yeah, I back that dairy, boy. I also had chocolate in my room last night, guys. I've fallen off. Oh, sweat.

Can I confide? Go on.

Since we haven't been in our gym bag the last couple of weeks, Daddy's fallen right off.

Yeah, same. I've fallen off a cliff. Same.

I've been eating chocolate whenever they give it to me. They've got a honeycomb satin in our room.

This current room? Yeah, in our current room. I've never seen that.

It's a sharing bar. When I said I had one square last night before we went to Korean because I was just too hungry. It's all I could think about when I go back, I I went crazy on it.

Honeycomb? Yeah. Is it milk chocolate?

It's milk chocolate with... When I say it's not even honeycomb through and through, it's just sprinkled in there. It's a treat when you find it. It's just an extra bite. It's a surprise. It gets stuck in the molar and you can just taste it for ages. Brother, it bangs. I back the whole thing and I'm praying they replace it when they clean my room today because I'm going to eat it again.

Sharing bar.

It's a sharing bar.

Damn. Speaking of chocolate, we had... The Velvet.

The Velvet. Dairy Milk Velvet. Wow. I don't know what they've done.

That's not in the UK.

That isn't in the UK, and I don't know why.

Dairy Milk Velvet needs to- Is Capri a UK brand?

So why haven't they given us velvet? Bro. Not you, specifically.

I'm not directing at you, but you're the only person I can look at for this.

You're For an imaginary representative of the system in this regard. Of the system. So I'm asking the system, why is it Velvet? Why is Velvet skipped the UK and it went to Australia? That doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Because that's the best dairy milk I've had. Wow.

I couldn't believe it. Velvet is the right word. Yeah. Whoever came up with that. Yeah, it was silky velvet on my back. Pat on the back.

Bro, I wanted to eat the whole thing.

Pat on the back. I couldn't believe it.

Bro, yeah.

That was That's some knowledge for us. Shut your mouth. I've never seen it.

It's not in the UK. That's impossible.

That's insane. That's not readily available.

It's the best one. They'd be giving us this mix and match bullshit.

What?

Discontinued. It discontinued it. It's the best one I've had.

It literally is. Wow. Wow. That was unbelievable. If you can find some in NC, I'm going to take some back.

Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, damn. I couldn't believe how good that tasted. But people were sending for me in my... I actually have a gripe. I had one square of that, maybe two. No, it was two. I had two squares of it. I'm a human being, and I deserve a treat now and again. Literally, I had over 100 DMs of being like, I thought you were having no sugar. I thought you were lactose-intolerant. This is why you don't have abs. Let me have a tree. I've been working for a month.

Just to premise, prior to When you saying this, you just said you backed one Honeycomb Tings. Yeah, because they pushed me off the edge.

They pushed you off the edge. Because I've been working so hard for so long now for the meet to have one square of chocolate and everyone's sending it for me, so I might as well have 10.

All right, bro.

Yeah, that's what I said. That's why I literally said, Is it a safe space? Because I've fallen off the edge.

Fair, fair, fair. It is a safe space.

I've fallen off the edge, bro, and I'm trying to get back up. Yeah. And these aren't helping me.

Yeah, my cliff dive was immense. I've not been... I I think my sweet aspect in terms of actual sweets itself, I've calmed down a little bit, but there are times where... I think this was after Bianca. Was it after Bianca? Bianca, the restaurant, by the way. Oh, yeah.

I was thinking, damn, bro. Yeah, Bianca the Restaurant.

Just to premise, Bianca the Restaurant, an Italian joint we went to in Australia, in Brisbane. Fucking fantastic, by the way. I indulged in some gummy bears. Indulged. But what I would say, because obviously in our Ida in our green room, there's always sweets there, right?

I'm not touching one.

I take a pack every day. I take a pack every show, but I take a pack every... But those gummy bears, I took, I think, on the first Sydney show, and I only finished them yesterday. So, yeah. I take a pack every day. I take it back every day. When I'm bored, sometimes I need sighting to wet my beek. I need sighting to wet my beek in the room.

No, bro. No, I fap and kip. I don't put anything in my mouth. Pause. I rub one out and I kick it, bro.

Fair play. What's a mistake you'll gladly make again? Changing the channel whilst United are playing. My eyes have suffered enough. That was meant for me.

I'm not going to lie, in the list I saw, it was three Man United references.

Obviously, this is going to come out later, but we played Everton the other day. There's a guy called Beto. He's a striker for Everton who was having bad form under their previous manager, Sean Fresh, but their best manager has now come back to manage them. When I say he's been shining, he's probably bagged five and four or something like that. I remember seeing a tweet saying, Everton versus United in three or four days, and someone quote, tweet, Just take the three points and leave us alone. Just take the three points and leave us alone. I was like, Facts. Wow. Beto scored first. We actually drew 2-2, but we were losing two. It was the day of the after-party.

Oh, damn.

David Moyes, yes. David Moyes manages them now. He's doing It was tough for them, man. Yeah, it was tough. Bro, he's on job. Yeah, Bro, he's on job.

The rem in the room is doing numbers on the- The rem in the room. The replacement rem is doing numbers on the keyboard. I'm seeing shit just pop up.

Yeah, like left Wow. Shut up. That was fast. That was clean. That was clean.

You had David Moïs before you said David Moïs. Yeah, it was just there.

Yeah, damn. Fair play. Let's go.

Yeah, damn. Fair play.

Replacement rem.

All right. A mistake I can't make again. Back in Uni, I met this stunning girl at the club. Vibes were electric. One thing led to another, and we ended up back at my place. Pure, raw passion.

Morning came, I woke her up, and we said our goodbyes.

Amazing.

Fair. That's a great love story. Damn.

A one-night stand can go up and down and down and up. I've been through the Ringer with a one-night stand, and you often I detest them. But every once in a while…

When it's up?

When it's up, it's stuck because boy…

What was the advertise?

He said, raw passion, bro.

Raw passion?

Club, vibes, my house, Pure, raw passion. Morning came, woke her up.

Dapt and dipped.

Dapt and dipped. Then you closed the door behind her just like, wow.

I could start my day with a smile on my face.

That's what happened to me years ago. I came to visit you one weekend. Me and you were out. Linked to John, headed back. Amazing collapse. Morning came, amicable, gone over. Daddy got gassed.

That sounds heavy. Yeah, bro.

There's a flyer here. It's got weight on him. It's weighty. Then I lost myself. Then Daddy was there messaging her. I broke the cardinal rule. Daddy was there messaging her, and she aird, man.

No. Of course she did. Let's run it back.

I messaged her on a run it back thing because it got too good to me. I was like, Well, clearly, this is not just anyone that's that.

Yeah, she means something.

Yeah, she obviously means something.

I meant something to her.

Yeah, and I meant something to her because last time was special. I felt something, she must have felt something too. Aird, man. Because she's looking to get on with her day. She's looking for her next victim.

Victim is correct. She used and abused it.

Yeah, she did. And I was like, That's what you get. Because you can never... This is my problem. This is why I eat the chocolate. Because enough can never just be enough. Yeah, you want more. Yeah, I can't just have a little thing and cherish it. You got it. It's more. I'm greedy.

Greedy. Oh, God. What's a mistake you'll gladly make again? Getting James and Fu had signature tired on them.

That was a mistake. Doing it again would be insane. That's crazy.

Yeah, there's a few people out here that I've had my signature engraved in their skin. Yeah, that's insane.

It is insane. It's cool to look back at, but For them or for us? For me to look at it. I don't know. I can't speak for them. But yeah, bro, when they show it, I'm like, shouldn't I have done it? Yeah, I wrote that. I remember it. But fair play to him.

I appreciate it. So do I. But it's also difficult because that's not my best work. It's hard to write on skin.

You, man, if you ever... Okay, cool. There was one... I'm going to remember her name as well because she came on stage. Libby. Libby. Libby. She bought her own pen. It glides on skin. Don't ask me for Sharpie on the tattoo. For future reference, if you ever come to one of our shows, we're in a meet-and-greet situation, and you're like, Cool. I'm going to ask Jason Fjerd to write their signature on my skin, and I'm going to get it tattooed. Bring a pen that glides on skin because a Sharpie is not our best work.

It's not.

It stresses me out to a level I can't even bear.

Same, same, same.

A mistake you'll gladly make again. Leaving my phone unlocked around her. That way I won't have to tell her she's already been replaced. Wow.

Wow is facts. Man's playing 4D Jess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. Man just left it there. Find out for yourself because I'm not chatting to I can't be bothered.

I can't be bothered. This is the easier for me because I've already had the argument in my head.

Yeah, bro. That's check me. Yeah, I've had the argument in my head. Just look at the phone.

Just look at the phone. Do your part. Stop. Do your part for once.

Stop.

Do your part. That's insane. Damn. That's insane. Last one for me. Cool. What's a mistake you'll gladly make again? Saying yes to the quiet girl whilst having a girlfriend. Dam. Dam.

That was a really toxic question of the week. That was. Not a cheating challenge. I actually added the person that sent me that question of the week in our post.

I was like, shout out X for posting this question of the week.

Oh, gang. So going forward-I was confused. I thought you meant the last question.

I was like, damn, why did you do that? No, no, no, no, no,Unreal.

That's good. Well played. Right, so a couple of updates. Talk to me. Fiona and I are learning Japanese. Yes, we are. At long last, we have downloaded the app commonly known as Treslongues.

Treslongues, no free promo. No free promo.

Treslongues. Yeah, we've been doing it.

We have been doing it.

I got that Supermax version. Same. £10 a month.

I was going to do the jiggle. I was going to do the jiggle.

Spoof me a day, whatever.

Spun me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. £10 a month.

Yeah, Lily's been belling, man.

She belled me on a... She's been taking the piss out of me because she belled me...

On like a cocktease thing.

Yeah, she belled me on a teasing It's been a long time since I've upgraded. So you made me upgrade. Since I've upgraded, she hasn't been belling me once. She's bailed you once. I'm just waiting for it. When she belles you, is it a back and forth?

Oh, I was gaslighting. She didn't. She only bailed me that one time as well. She cockteased me. I was just promising that she bailed me.

I think there actually is a subsection of where we can go on it and then she will call us. Oh, fair play. I think because there's different things at the bottom. Oh, fair play. I haven't even been working on. One's a dumbbell, and I don't even know what that is about.

That one is... I've checked. I think it's checking your feeding, your profile, achievements and stuff like that as well.

Okay, say less. But yeah, so far, bro, fantastic.

I'm loving learning Japanese.

It's been 10-10. It has been 10-10. Should we do some tests? Let's. Just I'm going to let them know that we're serious. Yeah, mom. Right, so, light. Fuhad. Talk to me. Say, Water and rice, please.

Water and rice please, is. It's so light.

Yeah, that was very light.

It's so light. That was very light. James, can you please say for me a call person A cool person?

A cool person? Mm-hmm. A cool person?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, okay..

Perfect.

Yeah, sensational. Perfect.

.

Yeah, Kakoito. If she's a cool person, kakoito des. There you go, man. I can't remember the des.

It's light, man.

Yeah, so we're bulls deep in Japanese right now.

We're bulls deep in Japanese at the moment, yeah.

By the end of 2025, I've given Making myself a goal of watching one episode of anime without subtitles.

That is the goal.

And following what's going on.

That is the goal. I said to you, as we were flying over here to Enzy, I was watching anime, and they were saying some words that I've learned. I was like, Oh, my God, I know that word. Oh, my God, I know that word. So I was like, Okay, I am actually absorbing what I'm reading because I'm gassed.

I'm very, very, very gassed. I'm gassed. I tried to do... I was watching Sakamoto Days on the plane. I tried to do that and I realized I'm 10 seconds behind what's actually going on in the story because I'm listening and trying to read.

And then I'm watching the story I'm watching it as well.

I was getting lost.

You're doing three things at once. Yeah, I hear it.

Maybe if I rewatch an episode, I'll be able to do it. But no, I'm having the time of my life doing it. Same. But it's what the unit that we're on right now with Nice to meet you, see you.

Yes. You're getting tongue twisted on that one, isn't it? Should we practice right now? Yeah, we can practice. Okay, cool. Let me frame myself. What is Matashita?

Matashita is Is... Wait. See you tomorrow.

There we go.

And dozo yoroshku.

Nice to meet you.

Nice.

And then last but not least, Konbanwa.

Konbanwa is... Oh, good evening. There we go. There we go. Bye.

Come on, man. Come on, man.

Konnichiwa.

Hello. I gasped, Come on, man.

Come on, man. That's going to be me constantly. That's why I'm going to sign off.

It's a beautiful language. It's nice to learn. And I'm having a great time.

Yeah, guys. You already know what it is. Same as the Whoopting. No free promo.

No free promo.

Thres longues. If you're down, we'll let you know when they run the bag. Yeah, facts. We'll let you know when they run the bag. Then we can do a leaderboard thing. Yeah, we can jump on. We can all be friends.

We can all We'll be friends, lead a board, and we can learn together. Yeah, that's actually fact. You can learn together.

Bro, yeah, because we literally are learning, and they punish you for taking a day off. Literally. The way they email me, and they said something to me the other day where Louis just got such and such XP. Are you going to let him get away with that?

Wow, they're poking the bear.

Yeah, poking the bear. They also even be saying, You were on top, but now such and such has taken the throne or something like that. Oh my God. I was like, Damn, bro. Fair play. So yeah, I did three lessons yesterday.

Fair play. I think I've cleared Unit 3. I'm on Unit 4. I've not started Unit 4. I think that's ordering food and drink. I've not started it yet, though. But I need to do my lessons today. I've not done it today.

That speaking thing they put me through yesterday. I can't even remember how to say it.

All I remember is It's sicky or something like that. It's sick and more. Yeah, bro. It was unfair. It was unfair because there were sentences we've never learned, never practiced.

Yeah, and my phone wasn't actually picking up what I was having. I think it's because it was in a sprint arm. You were saying it for five. I was saying it for It was ages. And he was saying, denied, denied. Move on. Yeah, move on, bro. And it does it only unless you try it twice. And then it will run it back at the end. It pissed me off, bro. I was saying it. Blind ranking, Megan?

Yes, blind ranking.

Blind ranking moments of the This is going to be fun.

I need to get my phone up because we need to... Oh, yeah, we need to rank them. Oh, yeah, we need to rank them.

The Stake at 6 Head. Right. This is fun because we can give context to these blind rankings.

Yeah. We went to... This was in Perth. This was our first stop of the tour. This saved Perth for me. This definitely, definitely saved Perth. We were recommend in 6 Head, which is a steak joint, which wasn't too far from our hotel. We, at that point, didn't have high expectations for food. But what they did have, which we were also talk about after this blind rankade, they had fucking bottled water. Oh, God. Bottled still, to be precise. The steaks were lovely. The steaks were incredible. Steaks aside, the fucking The skewer? Oh, my God. We ran it back. We went back the next day or the day after. Yeah, we did. We got a different skewer and that slap.

It was just as banging. Equally. Yeah, it was unbearably good.

I was stuffed that day, Paul. I was stuffed that day.

I had a lot of Steak. All right. Six head.

Six head steak. You had the filet, right? I had the cerf.

The filet, the... Okay, listen to me.

No, did I even have a steak or did I have a chicken?

What did I have? You had a steak. I had a steak? You did. You definitely had a steak.

First day? Yeah, I had the ribba. You definitely had the steak. I had the chicken the second time. Yeah.

Making I said it best. My steak looked like it was... Is it steak or is it cake? It was glowing. It was glistening.

It looked like frost. You said it had some honey.

Yeah, bro. They glazed it inside. All I was tasting was charcoal and sweetness. It didn't make sense. Oh, my God. It was so banging. It was one of the most banging steaks I've ever had in my entire life. Agreed. The head chef was staring at me when I bit into it. Oh, swear. Yeah. He knew what he knew it was on.

Oh, yeah. I was facing away from the kitchen.

Yeah, he was on the line staring at it, man. Fair play. Right.

Okay, so six head steak. The steak at six head steak.

It was a high point for me.

All right.

I'm going to put that at three.

I was tossing between three and two pause, but I went for two. Two? I put six head steak, two.

Damn. All right. Yeah. 6: 03 for me.

Yeah.

The flight from Perth to Melbourne. Yeah, so there's something-That's already going five. There's something in Australasia It's not making sense with the turbulence. It's not. I don't know if it's too hot and too cold at the same time, but I can feel the cabin getting smushed.

Yeah, we're bouncing in there.

I'm pretty sure that's the flight from Perth to Melbourne. I looked outside. We We were... That's the flight where I had to pause my iPad.

When I saw you pause what you were watching, I squeezed my handrail and laughed, James.

Laught. I couldn't concentrate. The thing... Oh, bro, the plane felt like it was going down.

Is that where you were in row one? I was in row two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bro, I could see it.

I got it. I was watching my iPad like this, looking, looking, looking, and I felt the dip in the thing. I sat up and I tried to watch it again, and When I did it again, I had to pause it. I was like, I can't do this anymore. I gazed out the window and when I said the wing was shaking like this, I was like, Oh, it's charged. It's completely charged. Oh, it's the scariest feeling. Yeah, and it kept happening again and again and again. Was that the same one where the landing was a joke?

Oh my God. We bounced when we hit last week.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I don't know his name. That captain was a son of a bitch. Both pilots. Yeah, bro. Is that the one where they didn't leave the copy?

Yeah, they didn't leave. They didn't say their goodbye. They knew. They didn't even look back. They knew they fucked up.

Yeah, because the copy was open. I could see them sat there, they were just looking forward. Motherfuck. They knew what they just put us through.

So flight to what?

It has to be four for me.

That's bottom barrel.

Yeah, flight from Perth. That makes me feel bad on six head now. That's straight after.

I'm putting a five, man. That's the worst thing that's happened.

I've had some dips.

She knows I have. We don't know what she's going to put. But you, specifically, or us. Oh, true, true, true. See what I'm saying? True, true, true. It's an us thing. Yeah, all right.

It's not a solar.

Fair, fair, fair. For me, that's the lowest point. I could be wrong, but I have to. Yeah, all right.

Cool, cool, cool. Sydney Harbor Bridge Walk is five.

You have to give them context.

Sydney Harbor... Let me type this out.

Bridge. That's going four for me.

Risk. Risk. All right, cool. We had the dishoner.

Dishonor is crazy.

For context, when we got to Sydney, I think Megan mentioned it very early on.

In the trip, yeah. Yeah.

That is like a tourist thing to walk over the bridge. For context, I also didn't know over meant over. I thought over meant across when it was first mentioned to me. I didn't know what the bridge looked like. What it was, was we can walk over the bridge. She said, Over, I heard a cross. I was like, That seems boring and fine, but whatever. Then the day it was me, Megan and Louis, we were driving to the hotel, and we got to see the bridge. Standing at the bottom of that bridge, looking up, I promise you now, this is not even a joke, it made my toes curl.

It was high.

I could feel it, my balls and my toes were curling.

When you're feeling your balls, the vertigo is real. Bro, it was that high.

I hated it so much. I was like, That's impossible. I promise you we're not walking on that. To find it was over the thing, I promise you we're not walking on that. You can see the people walking there in that moment, and they were ants. They were.

It was scary. I was on my phone, yeah, I remember.

I swore on everything I love that I'm not doing that. Then I did say, If she really, really, really, really wants to do it, then I will do it because I don't want her to lose out on the experience. Fair. Lo and behold, we fucking did it. We did. I hate so much about that experience. What I really hated was being antagonized with kindness from Megan.

Okay, because I was in the front.

Antagonized with kindness. It pissed me off because I've been saying for days and days and days, I don't want to do it. I'm scared of heights. I don't like this. As soon as we started and she saw me panicking, she was like, We can go back. Shut the fuck Shut the fuck up. Because we're here. I've been saying this for days. We're attacked. Yeah, why are we surprised? And she was, I didn't know you were really scared of heights. Pardon? Sorry. I said, Looking at it made my toes curl.

Yeah.

I am dramatic all the time, but yeah, I was dead arse.

I've never seen you so mute in my life.

I was upset. I'm not going to lie to you guys.

You were visibly upset.

Yeah, I was. I was visibly upset. I really didn't like it. I promise you, everything you lot were doing was antagonizing me. Everything Johnny was doing was antagonizing me.

Oh my God, it was too funny.

Every time... What made it worse, when we had to do a little practice walk, a little simulated practice walk, I went first and when I got down, you lot went started going. Johnny turned to me and was like, That man were laughing at you. There's a little joke going on down here while you were doing that. I was like, Swear. They were like, Yeah, they were laughing at you. I was like, Oh, because they know I don't like heights. Then Johnny was like, Oh, all good. Just stay with me. I was like, No, I'm not staying with you. Because that's just going to make my whole experience worse. Then Johnny was like, Yeah, cool. I'll just check in on you. They did check in on me too much. Every two seconds, it's, How are you feeling, James? Leave me alone. Yeah. Leave me alone. I really didn't like the bridge walk. I didn't like getting up to the top because when we were climbing up the ladder and the bridge is shaking from the lorries underneath us, and then all of a sudden, lo and behold, there's pedestrians walking past us.

Yeah, we could have done that bit.

We literally could have done that. I wasn't happy. Then the cat walked Okay, so the cat walk across for context is we walked over the bridge to the halfway point, and then you walk across the bridge to come back down the other side.

We didn't actually walk across the whole bridge. So the cat walk is from one pillar to the other side the pillar. Walking across that bitch and seeing the depth, the 450 feet below you, my balls were shaking. I was like, James, just look forward.

Yeah, I was terrified. Just look forward. Johnny was putting that camera in my fucking face.

She was like, I'm Yeah, she was like, Yeah, walk, walk, walk.

I nearly slam the camera. Let's get serious. Let's just get serious for a second.

I was also very, very livid that we missed the sunset pic. They were taking- They ruined that. They were taking pictures of nonsense. Yeah.

When he was taking pictures of random shit and had the audacity to be like, Every chance I get up here, I'd like to take a picture of this flag. This is our time. This is our tour. You're up here three times a day. Every day. You said that explicitly. Every day, you're up here three times a day. Stop taking a picture of the flag. There's UK citizens lives at stake. This is our experience. And my boss wants a picture.

One cool thing I would say is never thought I'd say this or see this, but we saw Venus.

We did see Venus. That was very cool. It turns out we've been seeing Venus.

We've been seeing Venus, they didn't know.

Yeah, calling it the North Star.

Yeah, didn't know it was Venus.

Also... Also... P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney. That was the best day of my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the best part of the worst experience. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Johnny pointed out, they were like, Oh, have you seen Finding Nemo? I was like, Here we go. All due respect. Here we go. All due respect to Johnny. I was like, Here we fucking go again.

With these random facts.

With these random anecdotes. Shut up and get us across the bridge. They were like, Oh, yeah. Do you remember P-Shore, My 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney?

I was thinking, Yeah. Yeah, obviously. It's Finding Nemo.

Yeah, that story's bar for the whole film. Then, bro, Johnny was It's there. That yard right there is 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I was like, wow.

Say less. Gas. Yeah, money's worth.

Yeah, money's worth for real. But yeah, to round up that point, the Sydney Harbor Bridge walk was the worst experience I've had on this in tour.

Fair play. I think mine is fourth because I didn't like walking through the bridge and up the bridge. Walking across the bridge was sensational.

Walking through it on the way back, I don't understand why wooden panels need to be used. Let's get serious and put metal down there.

Yeah, and it was tight.

It was tight and the boards were shaking.

When the train went past, we were walking back down. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's what I could say. Oh my God. Yeah. Right, next.

Right, next. Are you down?

To explain? Yeah. Long story short, I had to attend emergency A&E for reasons I will not disclose. We were there for hours and hours and hours. Obviously, by this point, we're all deranged because we've not had food. We're living off Starbucks that I forgot I had in my bag two hours into the ordeal. Oh, God. Post Everything was sorted. I'd go and pay for the service that I've been given. At this point, James has gone to use the toilet, and it's myself, it's Megan, and it's our homeboy Scott. Megan notices something crawling on the side of the wall, and she's like, What is that? I look at it, it's the biggest cockroach you've ever seen. That was the biggest cockroach I've ever seen. You've ever fucking seen. Obviously, we scramble. Me and Megan, we scramble. We take a few steps back because that's his territory.

Yeah.

Scott was just there just chilling, just talking to the lady at the desk. I was thinking, Bro, do you not just hear what we just said? There's a massive cockroach crawling towards you. At this point, James has come out of the toilet and he's traumatized. It's I was traumatized from the toilet situation. That's another story. He was like, Oh, what's actually happening? I was like, Bro, there's a fucking cockroach. I see you react. I was like, Yeah, bro, this is huge. This is huge right now. I'm like, Is anyone going to Is anyone going to kill it? Everyone's just silent, getting on with their day because-In the hospital. Clearly, this is normal procedure to have rodents in a place where it's meant to be fucking clean. It just wasn't adding up. So lo and behold, we take a few steps back even further, and Scott has the privilege of taking care of business. He said this cockroach ran under his foot, and he... I I feel like there was so much pressure he put on it. We heard the audible pop, and it was the most disgusting sound. The most disgusting sound you can ever imagine.

That was grotesque.

It was disgusting. I was standing outside and it rocked me. Yeah.

He said after the pop, he was still shaking. It was disgusting. The ting was still shaking? The ting was still shaking after the initial pop.

Yeah, that was disgusting, bro. I didn't enjoy that at all. That toilet wasWow.

In a hospital, my bro.

Have you ever seen Train Spotting?

No, I haven't. I know the movie.

Train Spotting is a film from quite early on in Ewan McGregor's career. He plays a heroine addict trying to come off heroine. One thing he explains is heroine makes you constipated. When you stop taking heroine, the floodgates are open. I will say someone had just stopped taking heroine before they went into that toilet.

Damn.

Someone was trying to better their life at my expense. Damn. In that toilet.

Bro. Yeah, I was never going in there.

The smell in there has How do I explain it? You know solid liquids and gasses?

I do know them three.

I know them three. It had a presence. That's all I can say. The smell had its own pressure and presence. Wow. As soon as you opened the door, I said, Fuck. You know solid liquids and gasses?

I know all three elements, yes.

Bro, it had its own state. Damn. Then what pissed me off as well is after what they had done in there, someone still had the manners to close the lid. I had to wrap my hand in tissue. That was you. Why would you do that? Just leave it open. You didn't even use. You didn't even touch it. It's fair. Yeah, but you closed the lid. No, bro. Clearly, it was making it close the lid. I wrapped my hand and think and had to lift the lid up, and there was shit everywhere, bro. A hundred % someone had sat on there, leaned all the way forward and put their superhero fist on the floor, and the dude, it came out behind them, bro. The whole thing was murting. I was bursting for the moment. So I put my nose in my shirt, held my breath as much as I could, and pushed my blood out. I pushed the piss out. I farted out.

That's how fast I'll squeeze. I farted out. Bro, it rocked me.

I had to really deliberate whether I'm flushing this toilet or not. Fair. Because if no one else gives a fuck, why should I? Why should I? Yeah, bro. And is the only place I've ever been where I thought washing my hands would make me dirtier?

Yeah, that makes sense.

So, yeah, bro, I quickly dabbled in some sense.

Was it auto or you had to press something? I can't remember if you had to. Fair play. You were traumatized.

It's all repressed. I don't remember. But to then leave that situation and walk into a cockroach infested waiting room.

Yeah, double down.

I was like, Sydney, do better.

Yeah, it's double homicide. It's a double homicide, for real.

Wow, am I really about to put cockroach at number two in my blind ranking?

Yeah, that's what I got up for 6-8, 2. Yeah, cockroach encounter.

Oh, wow.

That's my three.

Also, I Again, I won't say how it happened, but I'm allowed to say what's happened to you. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. If you had to split his leg clean open.

Get my shin clean open. Yeah.

The blood was everywhere.

It was.

I love you, and I'll follow you into any surgery room whenever. But when Brosky examined you and said, That white thing there's fat?

Yeah, I forgot about that.

I got wheezy. I got Wheezy.

It's funny because my vantage point, obviously, I'm lying on a bed. My vantage point is I'm lying on a bed. My vantage point. James is on the right on his phone, and Donny's at the edge by my foot. Pause. So as he said fat, I'm seeing James James, look at him, look at me. And it was the funniest thing, Megan. I couldn't believe it. Because he was on his phone, he said fat. He was like, I saw the corner of his eye.

Bro. Wow. Wow. I couldn't believe it.

Every time he was stitching, he was typing, but he was looking at my leg, looking at my leg, thinking, focus, James.

It was crazy. It was too funny. Yeah, the sutures were nuts, man. They were. That skip, yeah. As soon as he said, Yeah, that white thing, that's fat. I felt the ground beneath me start to wobble. I was like, damn, bro. What do you mean fat?

Yeah, I bust my leg. I burst it open.

Because I saw how deep that was. So when you sat down, first of all, he shocked me because I thought he wasn't taking it seriously. Because when you first sat down, he took a look, he said, That's a graze. I was like, Bro.

I saw what that was two hours ago. That's not a graze.

There's blood everywhere. Don't talk to my boy like that. That's not a graze. Yeah, bro.

It was crazy. It was.

But anyway.

What a time. What a time. For the rest of an evening.

Also, worst McDonald's I've ever had.

Facts. God, what a night.

Right. I guess I've got my number one spot left.

My current ranking is two, six head, Three, Cockroach Encounter, four, Sydney Harbor Bridge Walk, five, The Flight from Perth to Melbourne.

Yeah, mine is two, Cockroach, three, Six Head Steak. That's peak. Four, Flight to Melbourne, five, Sydney Harbor Bridge Walk, Risk.

All right. I'm happy with mine.

I'm not happy at all. I know you a lot. I got one.

Watching Drake for his first birthday. This is the perfect Black ranking top five.

Yeah. For me. Watching Drake That's a perfect number one for me. That was the best day.

I feel like I loved it even more because Megan isn't a Drake fan, and Megan has never seen Drake perform, period. She said that's one of the best things she's witnessed. She said it might be the best performance she's seen.

This is a perfect time to actually get into the nitty-gritty. Say what you will about, bro. His ups, his downs.

Smiles his frowns. He smiles, he's frowned.

He smiles, he's frowned, bro. But that man has hits.

He's the GOAT. I'm tired of people not acknowledging that.

Drake's got some fucking hits, bro. To give you guys an Insight, right? This guy, he took us on a journey. He did. He gave us four shows in one. He did, bro. He started off with the first 25 minutes of straight bangers. He wasn't taking a breath. He didn't take a breath for the first half an hour of the show.

But even prior to the straight bangers, because he did the slow medleys first, which was like... It was like a good introduction to the whole show because it was a singalong crew.

Yeah. He had the singalong, throwback, Thursday situation for the first half an hour. And once he got hype, he didn't stop. He was going and going and going. I was thinking, this guy's got hits. I was thinking, is he trying to get out of here as fast as possible? Because he's giving us banger, banger, banger, banger, banger. And he's like, I'm just getting warmed up. Banger, banger, banger. I was thinking, He doesn't have that many bangers. He's going to ruin it all in the first half. Then he flipped it and he had eight songs that had house remixes to it. Yeah, I forgot. He went up to the DJ booth and then he was like, I want everyone to party tonight. And then he's doing house mixes, sorry, to some other ones. I'm thinking, fair play. At that point, I was like, All right, this is cool. This is cool. It's not my favorite thing in the world, but I know you weren't happy with no guidance.

Yeah. You wanted the original. I wanted the original.

But yeah, I was like, All right, it's cool. He did one dance controller and then the few- Fashion fruit. Yeah, passion fruit, a few house mixes. I was thinking, All right, this is cool. But then I looked around, everyone's dancing. Like, say it's a Shubs. I was like, Oh.

It's an experience.

Yeah, damn. He's actually changed the whole scenery up. It was an experience. Then he went from there and then Party Next Door came on.

He shot shit down.

You would have thought he controlled that arena like it was his show.

Yeah, he shut shit down.

He controlled that arena like it was his show.

For a good 15, 20.

Yeah, and I liked that for him because he's obviously just finished his tour. All due respect, people were cussing it. Oh, swear. Everyone was saying it was dead. Swear. Saying he had no stage presence. Saying he had the production was whack. Everyone was saying that the PnD tour was dead. When he came out and did his thing, shot the whole arena down, I was like, Fair play. This is what we like to see from PnD. Fair play. Then him and Drake did three songs together. He's now done half an hour of straight breathless bangers into a DJ Clubhouse mix for another half an hour. Then him and PnD went back to back for another half an hour, and it's a slow RnB fuckfest. Then he went moshpick crazy.

At the end.

At the end, bro, with the 21 tracks.

Yeah, man.

Oh, bro. I was screaming.

It was a visual and audible experience.

It was an experience.

It was crazy good. I loved the production. I loved the fact that he had the ring walkway around the whole arena. I love the fact that he split the crowd as well. Obviously, we all saw on socials prior to the show that he gives out money to people and blah, blah, blah. Even that experience alone was sick. We knew it was coming, of course. Yeah, literally. But it was just sick to see.

Bro, he went crazy. I was truly shocked. Yeah, man. Because obviously, I know the guy got bangers, but I've never really cared about him as a touring artist. Because there's people I want to see perform. Yeah, I Drake's never been one of the people that I'm like... I've seen him before, and all due respect, I don't even remember it that much. I remember I was like, Oh, cool. We're seeing Drake. That's nice. But I don't remember the performance that much. Bro, this one, I was locked in. I want to say he gave energy. He gave everything. Yeah, he performed like, say, they've kept him in a hole for the last five years and they finally let him out. He was going crazy, and that was like his eighth show or some shit like that. Bro, wow, he went crazy. Wow, he went crazy. So props to Drake on that one, bro, because that was hard. One thing I will as well, not to stir nothing. Bro's got insane amount of hits because he didn't play a single track from any of his Ops collabs. True, he didn't. Not one.

He didn't.

He went for two hours straight of bangers, bangers, bangers, bangers, bangers, Bangers, Bangers, Bangers. It was cool, man.

Good experience. Very good experience. Good birthday.

Yeah. And he didn't play any tracks from Sexy Songs?

He didn't. He didn't need to. His guy's got a hit. He didn't need to. The guy's got a hit. He has. Wow.

Yeah, fair play to him. That was It was a very good show. Great show. I'm shocked.

Yeah, mom.

Yeah. Also, on that, I saw it again. Devil's Ad. For some strange reason, I'm trying to reset my algorithm right now. It's boring me. Instagram and TikTok are feeding me, Drake Kendrick stuff, multiple times a day, every day. I don't care. Still? When I say I don't care, clearly, but people say you can't trick the algorithm. So clearly, I do care. But I don't I don't want to care. It's boring. Every time I see something, I skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it. But I did see one thing yesterday where I was like, I skipped it and actually came back. Because I was like, That's interesting. They were talking about my time because this comes out, it'll be old news. But it was an interesting conspiracy in terms of... Obviously, Homeboy did the whole suing UMG, talking about the bot streams and talking about this and talking about that, talking about this. Everyone was like, You're a pussy. Just take your L. Live your life. I saw yesterday someone brought up a comparison with the American charts for Spotify, top 10 Spotify high streamed songs in America versus Apple Music.

Did you see it? I think I saw the same.

On the Spotify one, Kendrick has eight out of the 10 or some shit. Drake's not in any of them. On Apple Music, Drake I think he has six out of the top 10. I think Kendrick has one of them. Then someone posted it, put them together, and I was like, Suss. Yeah, super suss. The comments were pissing me off because everyone was like, Obviously, Apple Music is on your iPhone, so it makes sense. I was like, That's not how ratios work, for starters. It doesn't matter if you're listening on iPhone, that's not how ratios work. But yeah, I did find that interesting. I was like, That is interesting. That is a bit suss. I remember I remember someone did a post about it when his sexy songs came out. A few people posted like, I feel like they're trying to… I'm saying on Spotify, I feel like they're trying to shadow ban Donny because people were typing in.

Oh, yes. I remember. People were typing in sexy- I had to type it in.

Yeah, I had to type it in.

Because you type in, Drake, the album won't be there. You type in, PnD, the album won't be there. You have to type in sexy songs.

These are sexy songs for you, bro. The day it came out, I thought it was going to be on my home screen.

Literally. I was surprised it wasn't.

It wasn't because my home screen It feeds me bullshit on artists I've never even heard of. And then an artist I do like, it's the first every single time an artist I like drops an album or a single. Or a single. Yeah, it pops up. Bro, it pops up immediately. So as soon as it came out and it wasn't on there, I was thinking, Oh, it must be a time difference thing. Maybe it's not out yet. That's what I thought. Then once I typed it in, I typed in, Drake wasn't there. I didn't type in Part of Next Door, but I had to type in the sexy songs thing and it was there. I was thinking, Why am I having to work so hard to find this thing? That doesn't make Then I saw that charting and I was thinking, That's interesting.

That is interesting.

Yeah, fascinating. Just wanted to bring that up. Just put it there and let whatever wants to do with it, do with it. Yeah, literally. Cool. All right, cool. Last thing for me. We've obviously been touring for a little while now, over a month. I've enjoyed it.

It turns out I actually enjoy tour life. I enjoy tour life when there's a nice balance. Yeah. When there's a nice balance, when there's a healthy balance because with this tour, we've got to appreciate each city as well as have good downtime, which equates to a very good show.

It equates to a very good show. It's been real nice It's a nice balance between work and play. It's given me, on the work days, it's given me energy, which I've really enjoyed. Daddy likes Tour Live. What else was I going to say? I miss cooking, but no mind. We thought what we would do is have an after-party in Brisbane.

Brisbane, yeah.

It was lit.

It was lit, man. The DJ was making sense.

That's all I wanted to talk about. To be fair, both DJs were making sense.

Yeah, fair.

But the main bro, the QB Donny, he was doing stuff on those decks.

Yeah, man.

He was doing stuff. I might have to shout him for whatever we do in the future. Facts.

He was clean.

Yeah, bro. He might have to run the after parties from now on because, bro, some of them mixes were going off. I couldn't believe it. Yeah, man. Then he came to the table afterwards and he knew what he'd done.

He knew the damage he caused.

Yeah, because he was waiting for the appraisal.

Yeah, the appraisal, the acknowledgement.

Yeah, because he tore shit up on that. I don't remember his name. Neither did I. But yeah, if you live in Brisbane and you happen to be on a night out and you see a fucking massive dude with long hair behind the decks.

Yeah, that's the guy.

Tip your hat. That's the guy. Because that guy is about to give you an evening.

Yeah, man.

But yeah, that thing was cool. I enjoyed it. I had a good time with you and I was happy to be there.

Likewise, man. It was nice to celebrate the end We still have Australia to obviously we still have New Zealand to go, but it was sensational, man. Obviously, it's one of them ones where when we were in America, we didn't do any after parties, and the baby was always like, When are you going to do one? We went out a little piece in Sydney, but that wasn't our official thing. So we were like, Let's It was a bit big.

Yeah, I think moving forward, we should try and do more afterparties.

Yeah, I agree.

Especially the way that one was patterned.

Yeah, it worked out perfectly.

It was calm. It was literally in, everything's there, say hello to people, couple of songs, everything's sick, stay I stayed longer than I wanted to, but that's no one's fault.

Yeah, the DJ was doing stuff. Dj was doing stuff, and also, basically, it took too long to get the car wrapped.

That was like a 40-minute endeavor. Fair. Yeah, because I said to make a time. I was like, Let's wrap it up. She was like… I saw her texting, and then she was like, He's bringing a car around. I was like, Cool. 40 minutes later, we left. But no, it was good. I think we should do it more often. It was nice because everyone seemed to be having a good time, and that's what I like. I'm going to put this in there, Ather, now. I want people to try and guess where we're coming next. Pause. I'm not going to say nothing.

Cool.

But you actually know who you are. This country knows who they are. So lock in.

Lock in and just write in the comments below, where do you think we're coming next?

Because it's going to be the day we release that one.

Yeah, we're coming.

Yeah, hard. Hard.

Hard. Splash it.

Yeah, the next country that gets it, you're getting it. Yeah, you're staying for it ready. Facts. Yeah. Cool.

Charge? Charge.

Right, guys. This is our last recording on tour. Next time you see us, we'll be back in the studio. So thank you for chilling with us. And as always, love, love, love. Gang, gang, gang.