Transcript of MATCH THE GIRLFRIEND TO THE BOYFRIEND: SHXTSNGIGS EDITION

Today, James and Fouhad have been tasked to match the boyfriend to the girlfriend. They'll have four rounds to eliminate all impostors and figure out who is really here for love.

Guys. Girls. You already know your boys are on some detective team. We are, man. We don't let shit just slip by. Sometimes someone might say, Yeah, I fell on my ass. It's pause, bro. You don't get away with stuff like that. You never ever get away with stuff like that. In true detective fashion, today, we are going to find who is really here for love and who is a fucking fake. Who's here for the facade of it. Yeah. He's here for money. He's here for love and who's here for money. Yeah. Right, so stick with us, guys, and let's see how it goes. Welcome, G. Well gone. Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you. I have those kicks. Well played. Thank you. Hi, guys. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Gang. It was close than anticipated. My bro, welcome in. Please introduce yourself. Thank you for having me. Hi. I'm Robin. I'm 24, and I do carpentry and joinery for a living. 24 is insane. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. You work hard, bro. You Yeah, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service, bro. I'm not playing. All right, ladies, one by one.

Let's start from your far left.

My name's Giana. I'm 21 and I'm a student nurse. Nice. My name's I'm Indyana. I'm 26 and I'm a model.

My name's Ruby. I'm 29 and I'm an artist. My name's Tiana. I'm 25 and I work in mental health.

I'm Mandy. I'm a modern actress.

Interesting. Interesting Cool. Cool. Giona, is it? Can you please tell us where your first kiss was with Robin?

Where my first kiss was? You heard me correct. In the car. In the car? In the car. Where was the car?

No, was it just in the car that's it?

There's nothing else you want to have? We went for a late night drive, got some food, and then ended it with a kiss. Cap.

It's complete cap. What car was it?

Mercedes.

What car is it?

I'm not into cars. She doesn't know.

I'm not into cars like that. All right, I hear it.

What did you eat? Steak. It's in Birmingham. Well, I go Uni in Birmingham. Okay. There's a drive-through place. That's to have steak? Yeah. No, it's like in a girl sandwich. It's in a girl sandwich, though.

Interesting. He cosigned as well. He did. Yeah, he said fire. All right. Playing two to tango. All right. Indiana. First lips, please.

It was just down the road from me as he was dropping me home.

A lot of car lips in.

I didn't say he was in a car.

So he walked you home? Did he walk you home?

He had to get a train because he don't live in London.

This is solid information. Yeah, drive to home. Interesting. Doesn't drive. Yeah. Contradicting answer. Yeah. Doesn't drive. Did you drive? No. Interesting. Ruby.

Hiya. Our first kiss was at the The main one, I can't, British Library. I'm not going to remember the names. I think it's the big one.

Library Lips is crazy. That is.

I like books. Fair.

Tiana.

First kiss, please. It was at a train station, either Eastbourne or Hastings. The first kiss was disgraceful because he was nervous. So, yeah, just a peck. I didn't think it liked me, but yeah.

Fair. Ms. Mandy.

Our first kiss was in the park. We went on a date the first time we met, and I really liked him. As soon as I saw him, I was like, the connection was there. But then we went to eat, and then we went for a walk, and then he asked me. We were both sitting on a bench, and then he asked me. He's like, Can I kiss you? And I was like, Okay. He asked? Yeah. Okay. He was really sweet.

Can I kiss you? Couldn't be me. All right, do you have any questions? Yeah. Say when. Stop. Stop. What does that mean? That's not his girl. That's not his girl.

I didn't know what you meant. It's not his girl. It's not his girl. My bad.

Indiana, stop. Yeah. I didn't even know what to write about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Stop. Interesting. I'm trying to watch Boris face to me. Tiana? Stop. She was like, That's fair. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

Stop.

I think my hands went further. Yeah, you said same, same. Yeah, give or take. She's not for it. Definitely not. 100% not. 100% not and 100% not, in my opinion. Yeah, I'm 99% this. I'm 99% this. To be fair, this is my second. This is my first, this is my second. Okay, this is my first, this is my second. If it's this one, fair fucking play. This one's been moving defensive. I've been watching as the Ops are replying. Yeah. I think this one's getting defensive. Yeah, 10 towards. But I think when this one walked in, I think the smart gave it away. Swear. I think so. The story was been cheeseing. Yeah. So I think it's her. Noted. Noted. I think we're going to have to let everyone go through this round because we can't be definitive enough. Yeah. You guys made it through the first round. Bare. Fair. Fair. Very, very, very fair.

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