Has autocorrect nearly gotten you in a pickle before? I can't think of a specific time. Fuck the duck pisses me off. Yeah, that's that. Because I'm trying to exhibit frustration. Yeah, that's universal. Yeah, fuck the duck needs to stop. There's a phrase that I say pretty much every day for nonchalant things, which is okay calm. What my iOS does is every time I say calm, it wants to autopopulate with down at the end of it. So calm down. Oh, I see. You see what I'm saying? There was a time, Megan put in our group chat, the time for this has changed. Can you meet us downstairs at this time? And I put okay calm, and it popped up down. I nearly pressed send, and my heart was racing, brother. She would have been living. Okay, calm down? Because she would be thinking, who are you talking to? Who the fuck are you talking to? Who the duck are you talking to? Who the duck are you talking to? ?
