What's the craziest thing you've ever seen with your own eyes happen in church? This lady was going down the line, speaking in tongues and touching all the kids, making them fall. She got to me, and when I didn't fall, she gutpunched me. You think you better fall?
Yeah, you're going to fall over.
Someone stood up and booed the pastor while he was preaching. I'm talking, Boo, and then walked out. Boo, you know?
Boo.
Rotten tomales.
Yeah. Boo. Rotten tomales.
I was at a revival and the preacher was healing people. Went up to this guy in a wheelchair with a blanket over his lap. The preacher screamed, Get up and ripped the blanket off. The guy had no legs. I'd apologize profusely.
I'm just like, I was caught up with Christ. No, I actually was. I was caught up with Christ, bro. Sometimes it gets the best of me, bro. I'm sorry.