Transcript of My Friend Can't Go 24 Hours Without S*X!

Guys. Girls. We're going around the block one more time. We are indeed. Daddies are in session. We've got our thinking caps on. Take a seat. We're going to try and help you through some sticky situations today.

Listen carefully.

So first one. I was going to say first things first and first one something at the same time. And I'm on the first one and then froze.

I hate when my brain does that. Yeah, bro, it's jarring. Okay.

Before we get started, I feel like I'm getting less and less in control of my brain as each day goes on, and it's stressing me out.

In control of my brain. Yeah. It's a scary bar.

Yeah, it's a scary feeling. It's stressing me out, bro. It's stressing me out. What's causing that?

Age, I think.

No, I refuse to believe. I refuse to believe.

I refuse to believe, but it's very, very slight things like that that happening that I'm picking up on.

And I'm like, What's going on, big man?

And there's little things, where obviously, I have an issue remembering people's names. It's getting to a point where I can't remember someone's name I know. You know what I mean? Oh, fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a little dilemma.

You're such a dead.

Hey, guys. I have a little dilemma.

I am married, but have both married and single friends. I have one friend, good use of whom, whom I work with. She is unmarried. She is 29 and dates a lot.

She has sex with almost all of these guys.

She does several one-night stands, sleeps with married men, has threesomes in brackets, generally with men she will never see again, and there's several guys on constant rotation. She is not careful either, has had pregnancy worries, has several morning after pills, and has STD scares and fear, etc. Good Lord. Fingers crossed, nothing terrible so far. She meets nice guys on the app sometimes. They treat her great. However, these go nowhere as she tells them she is exclusively dating them, but I know she's not. She assumes that they are lying, so her lies are justified. After a few months, she breaks it off with them. I recently asked, more like beg, her to break it off with this one guy as he was so nice and dedicated to her and she was just having sex with any willing man.

Any willing man is crazy.

This is rough.

Any willing man?

She's living like a eed. Because all the men are willing. That's everyone.

Every Donny's willing.

Yeah, so that's every guy. Finding men is not a problem for her as she has a good job and she's beautiful.

I generally do not agree with her lifestyle. She knows this as we have had several discussions about it. However, at the end of the day, this is her life. She still shares as, I am not judgmental either.

But I'm not reading every bracket. I'm just not. It's throwing me off, and frankly, some of it's irrelevant. I object. Therefore, she tells me most things.

Some of these things she's really embarrassed about in the moment, but in a few months, we'll do it again. She is generally attracted to and wants relationships with men who see her for sex only and has no other interest in her and shun the ones who generally would like to pursue a relationship. Again, not my business.

Here is my dilemma.

Good Lord.

We finally got there.

Yeah, we finally got there.

She started having sex with men, yes, more than one, from work, not as friends with benefits situation, but one night stand and threesomes after start.

Threesomes with guys from work is actually off limits.

After a staff get together. That's crazy. But also, if I've never been privy to that and I've got brought through, I'm thinking, the time is now. Yeah, 100%.

The time is now. If I've never had a threesome and I'm at a staff do and there's two John's Are you down? Yeah, you down?

We're dipping. I wouldn't believe my luck. Yeah, 100%. There's literally nothing to discuss. I wouldn't believe my luck, James. Uber?

Now. I'm getting it.

Yeah, wow. As her friend, I have asked her to keep it out of the office, but she continues. President, Personally, I see her talking to our manager in a much friendlier way.

To me, either she has already had sex with him, he's married with kids, or she's about to put him in a position to have sex with her. She will initiate if she needs to.

Damn, dude, she goes endless. She gets what she wants. She really does. This is why she has a good job. She chases what she wants.

Facts. I can't change her, but I can imagine my relationship with her.

I can change my relationship with her.

I'm sorry, I can't change her, but I can change my relationship with her. Can't read today. Is it time for me to serve her this friendship as it is only a matter of time before the gossip begins? I'm her closest friend at work and would prefer to keep my name out of this gossip. I think it is time, but what do you guys think? Thank you.

Damn, dude.

She's living La vida loca. She doesn't really care what her closest people around her say about her lifestyle because she's only going to go back to it anyway. Yeah, all this like, SDD scares, bear back in, Fucking guys from work.

It's all mine to her.

Yeah. Okay, imagine it was us. Imagine we work together. We currently do now. We work together, and I'm just slang dick to anyone who wants it.

I'd force you to stop.

But I'm not listening, James. It's my ecstasy. You, man, don't understand. I crave it.

Yeah, I know.

I get it.

So I can't help myself. You're going to have to. Otherwise, I'm going to take matters into my hands. How, though? I'll shave a patch of your hair. I'll do something to make you more attractive. Because you're not doing this. You're actually not doing this.

I'm getting messages, and I'm hearing whispers.

It stops today. It stops today. But it's a drug for me. I know. I know if it's a drug.

Because I can't hold up for more than 24. I don't know. 24? I want to fuck everyone.

Everyone wants to fuck you.

Everyone wants to fuck me. We are all living la vida, bro.

Yeah, that's a sausage party.

Bro. That's crazy.

What do you do as my bredrin? Because I can't control myself clearly.

Yeah, there's clubs for this. There's like meetings and stuff for this stuff. This is called sex addiction. And me and you will go to some meetings. But the worst thing is if you take anything from Blades of Glory, with Will Farrell, he went to a sex addiction meeting and there was just Jordans in there, and they were just banging after.

See, it's a repetitive cycle.

There's no end. There's no beginning, there's no end.

Wow.

Yeah, I don't know, bro.

I don't know what I would do.

Would you lock me off as a bredrin?

I always find the justifications rough because it's like, like she said, it's none of her business.

It's not her It's not affecting her.

Yeah, it doesn't affect you, big man. You just don't want to hear the gossip. And it's like, just don't engage in the gossip then because I'm fucking these, man. There's nothing you can do about it. And now you don't want to be my bredrin? With you, I would I would get involved if it's actually... I would get involved in this scenario that she's talking about where you're constantly fucking people that I have to engage with. And then now our boss, you're going to fuck our boss as well. And then you could fuck up the... My connection with you can start fucking up the bag. So then I would force you to stop. Yeah, okay. But it's a slippery soap because I don't... I can't hear you say, I can't go 24 without fucking someone. I can't hear you say that.

That's a dick.

It would scare me. It would scare me. 24 hours.

I need it.

No.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I think that would genuinely make me gasp. If we were talking about it, I was like, Bro, please, you have to calm down. This is getting silly now. I'm trying to be play-play, and you look me dead in my face, I can't go 24.