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00:00:02

Yeah went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow fuck up stove counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold dust a no head shot case close what is up, guys?

00:00:17

It's Andy for Sella. And this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise, the motherfucking then they actually posted the video of them doing it. Did you like, 30 years old. It's like, why is no one saying anything about this? It's a 30 year old man just groping a 14 year old girl. Well, you get that, like, underground, weird hip hop culture. I feel like that acceptable, you know? Definitely do. Acceptable.No, as long as there's no.I mean, what's age anyways, right? I'm just saying I don't think she's 14. They're too big. She seems older, but I don't think she's real.Yeah, so he's the one that made the comment about, I don't think she's 14. Those boobs are way too big.Well, how old was she when she was on Doctor Phil? Because that's what made her famous.Yeah, I think that was probably, like, 16 or 17. Double check that 13, Phil. Shit.Well, I didn't sound too good.Yeah, no, you know, but again, like, there's AI. I need more proof. I need more fucking. You know, I'm saying just go one way or the other, man.Look, man, when you're in a public, bro, everything you say gets twisted and never in your favor, always against it. Which is what? Part of the reason why I just say whatever the fuck I want, because. And I stand by it like it is what the fuck it is, I think different than you or said something different than you. If you're going to talk for 10 hours a week on a fucking microphone, you're going to say some shit sometimes. Um, I don't think this is a good look for him. I don't think having that person around is a good look for him. I think we have to admit that there is a real situation with pedophiles becoming trans women in reality, okay, there is a lot of men who are pedophiles who become trans women and then try to use that to get closer to children in a lot of different ways. And it appears that this is just another case of that. We see this with the drag queens having to go and shake their ass and their ball sacks in front of little kids. A drag queen story. How come we never see women pretending to be men?Trans men doing that same thing? It's always men doing it, and they're always around children. And the question isn't why are they allowed to do it? It's why do they want to do it? Why do these grown men want to dress up as women and then be around and have an audience with children? Why? The answer is very obvious. Okay? So we, the trans community, which I do believe there's a lot of trans people that just choose to live a different way. And I don't think that's a. I don't. In. In my opinion, if you're going to be trans, I'm an open minded person, okay? Whether you think that or not, I'm very close minded to tyranny, and I'm not some extreme right weirdo. If someone wants to live their life and not bother anyone and be treated normal, I think that's an acceptable expectation in the United States of America. But when you start doing goofy ass shit like dancing around people's kids or trying to shower in women's locker rooms and see women naked, and you've got a fully exposed penis with a hard dick, like we talked about when Riley Gaines was on the show, and all this shit that is predatory nasty shit that cannot be tolerated.Okay? If you're going to be a trans woman and you're actually a man, you should be using the men's restroom. And if dudes look at you weird, tough, you chose to be that, okay? I don't say that it's right, but.You know, I mean, dude, there's consequences for your action.Listen, bro. Listen, dude.And there's no consequence.Listen, bro, you have to. You. We cannot. I mean, it's getting him in trouble right now. Hopefully you learned his lesson because a lot of these people are mentally fucked, bro, and they're mentally fucked around the topic of sex. It's a fetish, okay? It's not a. It's not a, you know, I was born in the wrong body. It's grown men who have a fetish for cross dressing which has existed for fucking thousands of years, okay? Who have now taken it from just cross dressing to actually, like, having surgeries and transitioning. And a lot of these people are mentally ill.He left two kids and a wife.That's right. And if you. If you are someone black. Hold on. You didn't have any great Drake. Just saying, bro, if you allow these people around you and important, you're going to have to understand that there's probably a lot of secret shit they're doing that you have no fucking idea about.Yeah.And I will say this, and I'm going to give credit here, the trans community is pissed about this because they said that this will set the trans community back hundreds, 100 years. And I agree that it will. And this is why I said, do you remember that clip that went mega viral for me, like 100 million views, like a couple years ago where I said that we never see trans women, we never see men or.No, California don't even make top five, bro. The shit that it's always been. These out of these two places, India, India and fucking Florida.Okay?And this one's from India.Okay?Thumbs up. Dumb as fuck. Headline reads, oh, are doctors removed 18 inch vegetable from farmer's rear after he complained of stomach pains?That will probably do it.Um, let's dive into it. Shocked medics have had to perform a surgery on a farmer after discovering an 18 inch long vegetable stuck in his backside. The 60 year old patient from the Chatrapur district of Mahda Pradesh in India called an ambulance to his farm on Sunday after suffering from severe stomach pain. Once in hospital, doctors were astonished when an x ray revealed the cause of the unnamed man's discomfort. A giant vegetable, a bottle gourd, or laki, as they are known locally, had been rammed and through his had been rammed through his rectum and become stuck in his anal cavity. It was pressing onto his abdomen, causing severe pain. Surgeons at the district hospital, Chattanooga DHC performed a marathon, two and a half hour operation to remove the foreign object. The hospital has initiated an inquiry to determine the exact circumstances surrounding the incident. Doctor Nakadi Shore Jatav, who performed surgery on the patient, said an abdominal discomfort patient came to us after he first went to the mission hospital, where the physician declined to treat him. He then visited the district hospital. After a comprehensive examination, it was discovered that the patient had a very high blood sugar level.In this case, the procedure was completed once the sugar was under control after providing him medication. Additionally, the large intestines burst. It was mended and for the time being, the anus has formed through the stomach. It was discovered upon examination that he had put a bottle gourd within his rectum. After being admitted, the membrane burst during the procedure. He added that the vegetable was about one and a half foot long. They say the elderly man is currently in stable condition and recovering well under the care of the doctors.Well, how did it get there? like.He's just holding a saline bottle, thinking he's doing something.I think he's waiting for his turn. Give me that. Where are you taking it? Don't worry about it.Fuck, man. Look how big that is.Yeah.Jesus.Yeah. I don't know why my stomach hurts, bro. They got him strung out there on the cross, too. Look at that. That looks like one of those execution tables, bro. If I ever go to the hospital with a foot and a half long. Gored my ass, just kill me, dude.Gotcha.I can't live with it. Yep.Yep.All right, that's thumbs down.Thumbs down on that one. All right. Cool, man. Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got.All right, guys. Don't forget. Don't be a ho.Share the show went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck up bow. Fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case close.

00:30:02

then they actually posted the video of them doing it. Did you like, 30 years old. It's like, why is no one saying anything about this? It's a 30 year old man just groping a 14 year old girl. Well, you get that, like, underground, weird hip hop culture. I feel like that acceptable, you know? Definitely do. Acceptable.No, as long as there's no.I mean, what's age anyways, right? I'm just saying I don't think she's 14. They're too big. She seems older, but I don't think she's real.Yeah, so he's the one that made the comment about, I don't think she's 14. Those boobs are way too big.Well, how old was she when she was on Doctor Phil? Because that's what made her famous.Yeah, I think that was probably, like, 16 or 17. Double check that 13, Phil. Shit.Well, I didn't sound too good.Yeah, no, you know, but again, like, there's AI. I need more proof. I need more fucking. You know, I'm saying just go one way or the other, man.Look, man, when you're in a public, bro, everything you say gets twisted and never in your favor, always against it. Which is what? Part of the reason why I just say whatever the fuck I want, because. And I stand by it like it is what the fuck it is, I think different than you or said something different than you. If you're going to talk for 10 hours a week on a fucking microphone, you're going to say some shit sometimes. Um, I don't think this is a good look for him. I don't think having that person around is a good look for him. I think we have to admit that there is a real situation with pedophiles becoming trans women in reality, okay, there is a lot of men who are pedophiles who become trans women and then try to use that to get closer to children in a lot of different ways. And it appears that this is just another case of that. We see this with the drag queens having to go and shake their ass and their ball sacks in front of little kids. A drag queen story. How come we never see women pretending to be men?Trans men doing that same thing? It's always men doing it, and they're always around children. And the question isn't why are they allowed to do it? It's why do they want to do it? Why do these grown men want to dress up as women and then be around and have an audience with children? Why? The answer is very obvious. Okay? So we, the trans community, which I do believe there's a lot of trans people that just choose to live a different way. And I don't think that's a. I don't. In. In my opinion, if you're going to be trans, I'm an open minded person, okay? Whether you think that or not, I'm very close minded to tyranny, and I'm not some extreme right weirdo. If someone wants to live their life and not bother anyone and be treated normal, I think that's an acceptable expectation in the United States of America. But when you start doing goofy ass shit like dancing around people's kids or trying to shower in women's locker rooms and see women naked, and you've got a fully exposed penis with a hard dick, like we talked about when Riley Gaines was on the show, and all this shit that is predatory nasty shit that cannot be tolerated.Okay? If you're going to be a trans woman and you're actually a man, you should be using the men's restroom. And if dudes look at you weird, tough, you chose to be that, okay? I don't say that it's right, but.You know, I mean, dude, there's consequences for your action.Listen, bro. Listen, dude.And there's no consequence.Listen, bro, you have to. You. We cannot. I mean, it's getting him in trouble right now. Hopefully you learned his lesson because a lot of these people are mentally fucked, bro, and they're mentally fucked around the topic of sex. It's a fetish, okay? It's not a. It's not a, you know, I was born in the wrong body. It's grown men who have a fetish for cross dressing which has existed for fucking thousands of years, okay? Who have now taken it from just cross dressing to actually, like, having surgeries and transitioning. And a lot of these people are mentally ill.He left two kids and a wife.That's right. And if you. If you are someone black. Hold on. You didn't have any great Drake. Just saying, bro, if you allow these people around you and important, you're going to have to understand that there's probably a lot of secret shit they're doing that you have no fucking idea about.Yeah.And I will say this, and I'm going to give credit here, the trans community is pissed about this because they said that this will set the trans community back hundreds, 100 years. And I agree that it will. And this is why I said, do you remember that clip that went mega viral for me, like 100 million views, like a couple years ago where I said that we never see trans women, we never see men or.No, California don't even make top five, bro. The shit that it's always been. These out of these two places, India, India and fucking Florida.Okay?And this one's from India.Okay?Thumbs up. Dumb as fuck. Headline reads, oh, are doctors removed 18 inch vegetable from farmer's rear after he complained of stomach pains?That will probably do it.Um, let's dive into it. Shocked medics have had to perform a surgery on a farmer after discovering an 18 inch long vegetable stuck in his backside. The 60 year old patient from the Chatrapur district of Mahda Pradesh in India called an ambulance to his farm on Sunday after suffering from severe stomach pain. Once in hospital, doctors were astonished when an x ray revealed the cause of the unnamed man's discomfort. A giant vegetable, a bottle gourd, or laki, as they are known locally, had been rammed and through his had been rammed through his rectum and become stuck in his anal cavity. It was pressing onto his abdomen, causing severe pain. Surgeons at the district hospital, Chattanooga DHC performed a marathon, two and a half hour operation to remove the foreign object. The hospital has initiated an inquiry to determine the exact circumstances surrounding the incident. Doctor Nakadi Shore Jatav, who performed surgery on the patient, said an abdominal discomfort patient came to us after he first went to the mission hospital, where the physician declined to treat him. He then visited the district hospital. After a comprehensive examination, it was discovered that the patient had a very high blood sugar level.In this case, the procedure was completed once the sugar was under control after providing him medication. Additionally, the large intestines burst. It was mended and for the time being, the anus has formed through the stomach. It was discovered upon examination that he had put a bottle gourd within his rectum. After being admitted, the membrane burst during the procedure. He added that the vegetable was about one and a half foot long. They say the elderly man is currently in stable condition and recovering well under the care of the doctors.Well, how did it get there? like.He's just holding a saline bottle, thinking he's doing something.I think he's waiting for his turn. Give me that. Where are you taking it? Don't worry about it.Fuck, man. Look how big that is.Yeah.Jesus.Yeah. I don't know why my stomach hurts, bro. They got him strung out there on the cross, too. Look at that. That looks like one of those execution tables, bro. If I ever go to the hospital with a foot and a half long. Gored my ass, just kill me, dude.Gotcha.I can't live with it. Yep.Yep.All right, that's thumbs down.Thumbs down on that one. All right. Cool, man. Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got.All right, guys. Don't forget. Don't be a ho.Share the show went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck up bow. Fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case close.

01:05:47

like, 30 years old. It's like, why is no one saying anything about this? It's a 30 year old man just groping a 14 year old girl. Well, you get that, like, underground, weird hip hop culture. I feel like that acceptable, you know? Definitely do. Acceptable.

01:06:05

No, as long as there's no.

01:06:09

I mean, what's age anyways, right? I'm just saying I don't think she's 14. They're too big. She seems older, but I don't think she's real.

01:06:19

Yeah, so he's the one that made the comment about, I don't think she's 14. Those boobs are way too big.

01:06:23

Well, how old was she when she was on Doctor Phil? Because that's what made her famous.

01:06:28

Yeah, I think that was probably, like, 16 or 17. Double check that 13, Phil. Shit.

01:06:37

Well, I didn't sound too good.

01:06:39

Yeah, no, you know, but again, like, there's AI. I need more proof. I need more fucking. You know, I'm saying just go one way or the other, man.

01:06:47

Look, man, when you're in a public, bro, everything you say gets twisted and never in your favor, always against it. Which is what? Part of the reason why I just say whatever the fuck I want, because. And I stand by it like it is what the fuck it is, I think different than you or said something different than you. If you're going to talk for 10 hours a week on a fucking microphone, you're going to say some shit sometimes. Um, I don't think this is a good look for him. I don't think having that person around is a good look for him. I think we have to admit that there is a real situation with pedophiles becoming trans women in reality, okay, there is a lot of men who are pedophiles who become trans women and then try to use that to get closer to children in a lot of different ways. And it appears that this is just another case of that. We see this with the drag queens having to go and shake their ass and their ball sacks in front of little kids. A drag queen story. How come we never see women pretending to be men?

01:07:53

Trans men doing that same thing? It's always men doing it, and they're always around children. And the question isn't why are they allowed to do it? It's why do they want to do it? Why do these grown men want to dress up as women and then be around and have an audience with children? Why? The answer is very obvious. Okay? So we, the trans community, which I do believe there's a lot of trans people that just choose to live a different way. And I don't think that's a. I don't. In. In my opinion, if you're going to be trans, I'm an open minded person, okay? Whether you think that or not, I'm very close minded to tyranny, and I'm not some extreme right weirdo. If someone wants to live their life and not bother anyone and be treated normal, I think that's an acceptable expectation in the United States of America. But when you start doing goofy ass shit like dancing around people's kids or trying to shower in women's locker rooms and see women naked, and you've got a fully exposed penis with a hard dick, like we talked about when Riley Gaines was on the show, and all this shit that is predatory nasty shit that cannot be tolerated.

01:09:02

Okay? If you're going to be a trans woman and you're actually a man, you should be using the men's restroom. And if dudes look at you weird, tough, you chose to be that, okay? I don't say that it's right, but.

01:09:14

You know, I mean, dude, there's consequences for your action.

01:09:16

Listen, bro. Listen, dude.

01:09:19

And there's no consequence.

01:09:20

Listen, bro, you have to. You. We cannot. I mean, it's getting him in trouble right now. Hopefully you learned his lesson because a lot of these people are mentally fucked, bro, and they're mentally fucked around the topic of sex. It's a fetish, okay? It's not a. It's not a, you know, I was born in the wrong body. It's grown men who have a fetish for cross dressing which has existed for fucking thousands of years, okay? Who have now taken it from just cross dressing to actually, like, having surgeries and transitioning. And a lot of these people are mentally ill.

01:09:58

He left two kids and a wife.

01:09:59

That's right. And if you. If you are someone black. Hold on. You didn't have any great Drake. Just saying, bro, if you allow these people around you and important, you're going to have to understand that there's probably a lot of secret shit they're doing that you have no fucking idea about.

01:10:18

Yeah.

01:10:19

And I will say this, and I'm going to give credit here, the trans community is pissed about this because they said that this will set the trans community back hundreds, 100 years. And I agree that it will. And this is why I said, do you remember that clip that went mega viral for me, like 100 million views, like a couple years ago where I said that we never see trans women, we never see men or.No, California don't even make top five, bro. The shit that it's always been. These out of these two places, India, India and fucking Florida.Okay?And this one's from India.Okay?Thumbs up. Dumb as fuck. Headline reads, oh, are doctors removed 18 inch vegetable from farmer's rear after he complained of stomach pains?That will probably do it.Um, let's dive into it. Shocked medics have had to perform a surgery on a farmer after discovering an 18 inch long vegetable stuck in his backside. The 60 year old patient from the Chatrapur district of Mahda Pradesh in India called an ambulance to his farm on Sunday after suffering from severe stomach pain. Once in hospital, doctors were astonished when an x ray revealed the cause of the unnamed man's discomfort. A giant vegetable, a bottle gourd, or laki, as they are known locally, had been rammed and through his had been rammed through his rectum and become stuck in his anal cavity. It was pressing onto his abdomen, causing severe pain. Surgeons at the district hospital, Chattanooga DHC performed a marathon, two and a half hour operation to remove the foreign object. The hospital has initiated an inquiry to determine the exact circumstances surrounding the incident. Doctor Nakadi Shore Jatav, who performed surgery on the patient, said an abdominal discomfort patient came to us after he first went to the mission hospital, where the physician declined to treat him. He then visited the district hospital. After a comprehensive examination, it was discovered that the patient had a very high blood sugar level.In this case, the procedure was completed once the sugar was under control after providing him medication. Additionally, the large intestines burst. It was mended and for the time being, the anus has formed through the stomach. It was discovered upon examination that he had put a bottle gourd within his rectum. After being admitted, the membrane burst during the procedure. He added that the vegetable was about one and a half foot long. They say the elderly man is currently in stable condition and recovering well under the care of the doctors.Well, how did it get there? like.He's just holding a saline bottle, thinking he's doing something.I think he's waiting for his turn. Give me that. Where are you taking it? Don't worry about it.Fuck, man. Look how big that is.Yeah.Jesus.Yeah. I don't know why my stomach hurts, bro. They got him strung out there on the cross, too. Look at that. That looks like one of those execution tables, bro. If I ever go to the hospital with a foot and a half long. Gored my ass, just kill me, dude.Gotcha.I can't live with it. Yep.Yep.All right, that's thumbs down.Thumbs down on that one. All right. Cool, man. Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got.All right, guys. Don't forget. Don't be a ho.Share the show went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck up bow. Fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case close.

01:14:08

.

01:14:08

No, California don't even make top five, bro. The shit that it's always been. These out of these two places, India, India and fucking Florida.

01:14:16

Okay?

01:14:17

And this one's from India.

01:14:18

Okay?

01:14:20

Thumbs up. Dumb as fuck. Headline reads, oh, are doctors removed 18 inch vegetable from farmer's rear after he complained of stomach pains?

01:14:33

That will probably do it.

01:14:41

Um, let's dive into it. Shocked medics have had to perform a surgery on a farmer after discovering an 18 inch long vegetable stuck in his backside. The 60 year old patient from the Chatrapur district of Mahda Pradesh in India called an ambulance to his farm on Sunday after suffering from severe stomach pain. Once in hospital, doctors were astonished when an x ray revealed the cause of the unnamed man's discomfort. A giant vegetable, a bottle gourd, or laki, as they are known locally, had been rammed and through his had been rammed through his rectum and become stuck in his anal cavity. It was pressing onto his abdomen, causing severe pain. Surgeons at the district hospital, Chattanooga DHC performed a marathon, two and a half hour operation to remove the foreign object. The hospital has initiated an inquiry to determine the exact circumstances surrounding the incident. Doctor Nakadi Shore Jatav, who performed surgery on the patient, said an abdominal discomfort patient came to us after he first went to the mission hospital, where the physician declined to treat him. He then visited the district hospital. After a comprehensive examination, it was discovered that the patient had a very high blood sugar level.

01:16:12

In this case, the procedure was completed once the sugar was under control after providing him medication. Additionally, the large intestines burst. It was mended and for the time being, the anus has formed through the stomach. It was discovered upon examination that he had put a bottle gourd within his rectum. After being admitted, the membrane burst during the procedure. He added that the vegetable was about one and a half foot long. They say the elderly man is currently in stable condition and recovering well under the care of the doctors.

01:16:55

Well, how did it get there? like.He's just holding a saline bottle, thinking he's doing something.I think he's waiting for his turn. Give me that. Where are you taking it? Don't worry about it.Fuck, man. Look how big that is.Yeah.Jesus.Yeah. I don't know why my stomach hurts, bro. They got him strung out there on the cross, too. Look at that. That looks like one of those execution tables, bro. If I ever go to the hospital with a foot and a half long. Gored my ass, just kill me, dude.Gotcha.I can't live with it. Yep.Yep.All right, that's thumbs down.Thumbs down on that one. All right. Cool, man. Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got.All right, guys. Don't forget. Don't be a ho.Share the show went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck up bow. Fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case close.

01:18:41

like.

01:18:41

He's just holding a saline bottle, thinking he's doing something.

01:18:44

I think he's waiting for his turn. Give me that. Where are you taking it? Don't worry about it.

01:18:49

Fuck, man. Look how big that is.

01:18:51

Yeah.

01:18:52

Jesus.

01:18:53

Yeah. I don't know why my stomach hurts, bro. They got him strung out there on the cross, too. Look at that. That looks like one of those execution tables, bro. If I ever go to the hospital with a foot and a half long. Gored my ass, just kill me, dude.

01:19:08

Gotcha.

01:19:09

I can't live with it. Yep.

01:19:12

Yep.

01:19:13

All right, that's thumbs down.

01:19:14

Thumbs down on that one. All right. Cool, man. Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got.

01:19:18

All right, guys. Don't forget. Don't be a ho.

01:19:21

Share the show went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck up bow. Fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case close.

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Episode description

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Anti-Israel rioters burning the U.S. flag, A director questioning whether Trump was struck by a bullet, and MrBeast breaking his silence on former co-host Ava Kris Tyson’s grooming allegations.