Transcript of 745. Andy & DJ CTI: Marsha Blackburn Calls Out Secret Service Director, Obama Turns On Biden & South Korean Secret Agent

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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna cruise the Internet. That's what CTI stands for. Why did you do it that way?

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You threw me out of my rhythm. All right, let's start the show. Pay the fee. Yeah, that's what happens when you throw me out of my rhythm.

Don't be bad and don't pay the fee.

Don't be a ho.

Share the show.

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What's up, man?

Nothing, dude.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess, you know.

Well, you know what it was I bought. I bought a van.

No, you didn't.

No, I didn't. You're about to need one, though, about some crystals. Why?

Cause you're gonna. All them kids you got.

Dude, Alex says she had a dream. We had, like, seven kids. I said, you're out of your fucking.

You know what they say about black guy?

What's that?

They don't know how to pull out.

You know how to pull out the driveway. See? No, man. Hey, you know. Yeah, you know, it is what it is. What's going on with you? Anything new?

No, not really. Just, you know, just doing a thing, man. Trying to keep up with all the stuff going on and, you know, it's a lot. It is a lot overload.

Dude, I was playing around with the SEC today.

The SEC?

Yeah. Securities Exchange Commission. And doing some little, you know, research on my own. I know it's not highly advised by our.

No, you never do your own research.

But I did, so we'll see how it turns out.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Nothing really new, dude.

Yeah, just.

Just got done training a little bit ago. Gonna try to knock this show out and get. Get the people to CT eyes this week since our schedule got messed up.

Going back to back?

Yeah.

Mm hmm.

Yep. But. Well, what's going on?

Well, you know, I thought. I thought a good way to start off the show is, you know when those people, like, freak out in public and they just, like. I mean, they call them Karen's, but I feel like this is, like, a higher level of a. Karen.

Oh, you found, like, the final boss.

That's actually a good way to describe this. our, you know, for other age, other countries who are not our allies, to have, you know, these type of operations happening here. Like, what?You know what else is very common?What?For our strongest ally, the strongest ally of the United States of America, to have hundreds of dual citizens in our government, but they're not getting in trouble for accepting anything.No indictments there.That's weird. So they're allowed to come in and. And talk about the benefits that we get from serving this other country. Doesn't matter which one.Right.This other country. And saying that they are our greatest ally and they can be dual citizens, and they can, you know, do all of these same things, go out to dinner, get gifts, and what do. What are they doing in return?Right. Interesting.So. So we're gonna go after sue Mi Terry for her sushi rose, and we're not gonna go after the other people.You can't do that.What? What? Why?Just.What? I don't get it. Well, I mean, it feels like we. We could be racist since this is racist. I mean, this is racist. They're going after the korean, but they don't go after this other group of.That is racist. Okay. All right.So I'm getting an invite to say some racist things.That's racist.And it's up some. The best jokes are racist.They should have gave her a Mitsubishi Suzuki.Don't laugh. Karate.Yeah, man. Listen, it's weird. Now, in another move, I told you, I bring this back local. Speaking of spies, do you remember a while ago, we covered those chinese police stations in the United States?Yep.Right. And how they, you know, they crack down on some in New York, San Francisco, California. Right. Apparently, we have one in our own backyard where an Ag, Andrew Bailey, homeboy squad, our guy. He's going after him.Good.So, headline reads, Missouri expands probe into chinese service center with alleged ties to Beijing. The Missouri attorney general has expanded its investigation into the chinese service center in St. Louis after his office found evidence that this chinese outpost has violated Missouri law. Quote, our investigation centers on allegations that the communist government of China is attempting to establish a footprint in the show me state, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey. In a statement issued on July 17, Mister Bailey issued a civil investigative demand to investigate the chinese service centers actions and failures related to soliciting and reporting charitable funds in Missouri. His office has reason to believe that the chinese center has engaged in, is engaging in, or is about to engage in deception, fraud, false promises, misrepresentation, unfair practices, and or the concealment, suppression, or admission of material facts in connection with the solicitation of charitable funds, according to the release. And he says he's taken it very, very seriously that this investigation. Last year, Mister Bailey first launched an investigation into this outpost in Missouri following reports that a powerful agency of the Chinese Communist Party, the United Front Work Department, runs at least seven outposts on us soil.The agency advances the CCP's interest abroad. And so, yeah, we knew they were all over the country, but apparently there was one here and Bailey's cracking down on that now, too. Anything on that?Yeah, they should listen.It goes back.Chinese government or any government, any government should not be able to own property. United States, none. Period. Especially farmland. Especially farmland. You're going to give our enemies control over our ability to grow our own food, right? That this goes for all nationalities. The reason America's fucked up is because it's not serving America first, okay? And all these politicians that get online and get on tv and say these things like, this country is our greatest ally. Like they're saying about Israel nonstop, bro. These people serve Israel's interests for funding for their campaign. I don't know how hard that is to understand. And it doesn't matter if it's Israel or if it's Germany or if it's China or if it's fucking Mozambique. It doesn't matter. It should not matter. It doesn't matter. We dual citizens should not be able to serve in our government. They should not be able to take any money from any foreign government for anything. Foreign governments should not be able to own land in this country for any reason. And government officials should not be able to work with these people in any regard whatsoever at all. Everything should be from America for America, by America, for our interests, not theirs.And dude, this is absurd shit. Like, we got to get back to being America first. All these people that come out here and say Israel's our greatest ally, nonstop. Those people are being paid to say that. A lot of them are dual agents, and they serve and make decisions that hurt our citizens in favor of that country. That makes no sense. Okay? And I. It could be any country, and this is just another example of that. Our country is so corrupt and so bloated, it needs a massive realignment. And one of the realignments that it needs is that we need to eliminate these foreign interests, whether it's monetary or representative or. Or ownership of land from America completely. Those things should not be allowed.My issue. I don't understand why that's such a hard position to have. You know, I'm saying, like. Like it does. It's nothing to me. It's common sense.It is common sense, you know? And the other issue, common sense. People just look for a reason to call you something. It's just like when we did the. When we did the fucking show on George Floyd and we were right, and we said the guy died of fucking fentanyl and all this shit, and everybody got pissed and said we're racist, right? When we fucking said Ukraine was bullshit, we got called all that bullshit, okay? When we said that we're America first, not Palestine or Israel, we got called anti semitic. It's not anti semitic to say that Israel should not have dual fucking agents or dual citizens in our government. It's not anti semitic to say that we shouldn't be serving their interest over our own. Those are. Those are. That's just nationalism. That's just saying our people matter most. Our people matter first. And once our people are taken care of, then we can discuss doing things for our ally. I'm not here to argue who's an ally and who's not an ally because we're going to have probably some different opinions. But the truth of the matter is, is until our country looks like fucking Dubai, where you can walk down the street and you don't get mugged, you don't get fucked with, our cities are clean, our streets are clean.People, you know, are. There's a high trust in our society. Until we get to that, we have no business doing anything with anyone else. And these politicians up in Washington, this is how they get rich, dude. This is how they stay in power. They serve the interests of other countries. Other countries wire them money or their, their uncle's money or their brothers or their family, like Joe Biden, you know, 10% for the big guy, and they peddle their influence, bro. That's treasonous behavior. And it needs to stop. It has to stop completely. And we need to fucking demand that it stops. And we can't get upset when they call us anti semitic or this or racist or misogynist or this or that there's nothing wrong with telling the truth and saying, this is how it should be. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own rights in your own country. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own people. And, guys, we are all in this boat together as Americans. This is not left, right, gay, straight, black, white. When we go to fucking Russia, they say there's an American. When we go to China, they say there's an American.They don't say there's a black American, a white American, a jewish American. They don't say that shit. And these people continuously divide us and divide us along every line of contention that we could possibly have, whether it be politics or our gender or, um, you know, fucking race or sexual orientation or anything else. They work to divide us as much as possible because they understand that if we are fractured, we are powerless, and they get to keep the power. And when you think about how much effort and how much money and how much time and how much propaganda they put into dividing us, it should be very simple to see what they are afraid of. And until we, the american people, all of them, get together and say, hey, we're together on this, they're going to have the power. And when we do that, we'll have the power. But if we're going to argue over all this shit, continually call each other names and fight, we look like clowns on the world stage, bro. No one else in the world acts like that. It's not. It's not happening. Okay? So, yeah, I mean, all of this shit should be illegal.All of it should be, you know, stopped. And, you know, that's one of the things I was talking about yesterday. Like, somebody asked me, they're like, well, you said, you know, you don't really agree with Trump on some things. What are some of the things you don't agree with? Well, I just feel like he needs to be far more radical than what he's actually, you know, I have the opposite opinion. Like, people are like, oh, this guy's Hitler. I'm like, no, he's not. Not Hitler at all.No.I don't even think that he's aggressive enough. I don't think that he's aggressive enough in his policy, bro. I think all of. Is he really going to deport all these people? I don't know, but they need to go. You know what I'm saying? Is he, is he going to shrink the size of the government by fucking 50%? Because that's a good start. Is he going to lower our tax to 10% because that's where it should be. Those are things that matter. They matter to all of us, and they would make a huge difference. But is he going to do that? I don't know. You see what I'm saying? Are we going to wipe the books clean of all the unnecessary regulation law that we have things that have piled up over 249 years or 48 years? Are we going to, are we going to clean this up so we can, you know, maybe build a chicken coop in our yard without having to get permission? Or grow some food in our garden without having to get permission? This is absurd. It's way past freedom. It might have been free 150 years ago, but it's fucking way past that.The elite ruling class has done what the elite ruling class does across history. They make rule after rule after rule after rule after rule until all the rules say that they own all the shit and the peasants don't get anything and their quality of life goes to zero. So that's where we are in this country. And if Donald Trump's going to come in and recognize that and fix all that, great. I think he'll be the greatest president that ever lived. But if he doesn't, it's still a better option than what we got down the other path. And we can use that as a bridge to take it further the next time. That's my opinion on the situation.Yeah. I love it, man. I love it. Guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. Great work, ag Bailey. Yeah.Isn't it funny how, like, our two friends, the friends that, that we know and support, are the ones that are kicking everybody's ass in government everywhere? Eric Schmidt and Andrew Bailey, both from Missouri, both been on the show multiple times, both personal friends, and they don't give a fuck. They are stomping on dicks, dude. And that's, that's what we need.Small yellow.We need more. Yeah, we need more. Little sushi roll. We need more of that.Yeah, for sure, man. Shout out, ag Bailey, bro. Appreciate you guys. With that being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Now, this is a good one for you, tying all of this in. We got to bring this shit back home. It has. We got to bring back this love of country. And there's a really, really cool place it's doing then. I think this is pretty awesome. So with that being said, I thumbs up or dumb as fuck? Headline reads Patriot ice cream shop. Rewards free soft serve to kids able to recite pledge of allegiance through July. I think this is pretty fucking cool. I like ice cream.Ice cream is good. Joe Biden likes it.Joe Biden does like ice cream. It does. It's part of the.What's your favorite ice cream? Lactose free. All of them that would. Joe said, which one is really your favorite?You know, I. I mean, I being fancy. What are we doing?Like, I'm sure you're gonna come out with some fucking butter pecan fucking bullshit. Tell me about it. Let's hear.I. Well, so there is a place, I give them shout out. There's a place downtown.What's it called?It's called the fountain.Okay.You know. You know about the fountain, don't you know?I don't think I ever been there.It's down on. I think it's off of olive. I think it's called the fountain, though, bro. But, bro, it's all handmade ice cream. And they have like, this little thing called a hand churn it, bro.Like grandma used to do.Ro.Listen, bro, my great grandma, she used to hand churn ice cream. It was fucking awesome, bro.And they make this thing, you can get this thing, it's called the pineapple upside down cake.Yeah.And, bro, like, they take a fucking slice of pineapple upside down cake, put that in the bottom of the fucking thing.Yeah.And then, like, coconut ice cream. Fucking, like, bro. It's fucking. It's ridiculous.You ever had. Have you, have you had. Do you like frozen custard or ice cream?Yeah, sure.Well, I take frozen custard.Take both? Yeah, yeah.We got two of the best frozen custard places ever.Ted Drews and Andy's.Yeah. Ted Drew's and Andy's.Yep. Those are good spots.It was different, too. Like, they're different.Yeah, I like completely different.I mean, Ted Drew's is a icon staple, you know, but Andy's pretty good, too.There was another place to. Now you. You might. You might get shot trying to go there. It's up in Jennings called velvet freeze.Oh, they used to have those velvet freezes all over.Really? Okay. It was a velvet freeze. It's like a little old man still there. Yeah.Huh.So there.There used to be a good one in south county called spankies.Spanky.That place was awesome.Yeah. I fucking love ice cream.But, dude, if I'm taking ice cream, my favorite is mint chocolate chip.Really?Yeah, bro. Mint chocolate chip is good.Sounds about white.You don't like that?I think that's a white person thing?Nah.It's funny that everybody that's saying nah is all white. I think.Do you like mint chocolate chip? You know.Well, I think. I think I stand proven here.Was Syed said no?Yeah, right. He doesn't like it because he's not white.Look at you guys agreeing. You guys should make up. You guys gonna kiss now?Come on, man. Anyway, back to the kids in the late afternoon on any given Monday in July, the kids all know to gather here to celebrate their common love of America and ice cream. Eskimo kingdom lives along Market street in Swansea and still has an old time mom and pop ice cream shop feel. Handing out soft serve by the cone local cookie? No, I think they're actually. Let me see.Swansea's over in Illinois, bro.I think there's a few Swanseas though.Oh really?Yeah. No, this is in Maine.So, eskimo king of Swansea, Maine. Okay.No, ma, is Massachusetts okay? Yeah, Massachusetts.Maine is me, right?Is it mi?Me?Is it?Yeah, mi is Michigan.Know your shit.Yeah.Yeah. Good job.So, eskimo king of Swanti, Massachusetts. I thought you just said it was Maine.Shit. No, it's Massachusetts ma.Okay. Yeah.Yeah. So they serve an eye popping 350 flavors. Everything you can imagine, from caramel Nuthenne crunch to shark bite and everything in between, have all the colors of the rainbow. But every Monday this month, their specialty will be red, white and motherfucking blue. For kids celebrating America with them by stepping up to their open air service windows under a flag beckoned awning, they will hand out free ice cream to all who tilt their head up to one of those youthful, smiling cashiers and ask. There's only one question. The twelve and under. If they can recite the pledge by memory. Eskimo king owner Nancy Demos, who's 67, told the Epoch Times, if they have older siblings, sometimes they help them if they struggle at the window, but they'll get free ice cream. So Miss Dmos added that the girls at the till will help a child fumbling with the word indivisible just on the tip of their tongue, or one who is otherwise stuck. One way or another, everybody gets their ice cream. She said. The Massachusetts town is right beside Bristol, Rhode island. And so every 4 July parade held by the neighboring town ultimately brings visitors in for ice cream draped from head to toe in red, white and blue.Very patriot quote, very patriotic, so it fits right in. Mister Mall said Eskimo King is only too happy to serve. So yeah, cool.Yeah, ice cream look good.Yeah. It does. What do you notice about that picture? Why is the. Why is it. Why is black on the bottom?The what? That's the cone. That's the cone?Yep. Because everybody just pours into us, huh?If it was. If it was a black cone, there'd be nothing in it.Y'all are fucked up, man.You're the one that starts this shit here. Listen, dude. Here's what he said. Here's what I don't like. I don't like that the kids get help and that everybody gets their ice cream. This is meritocracy. They need to heighten their standards. All right? If they can't do it, tell them to go home and practice. We're not helping anybody by giving them free shit.You turning this little girl down, bro?Yes. Get the fuck out of here. You go fucking practice. Come back later. What? You're not.No, man.You're gonna let her fucking get by?Yeah. Give it to her, bro.That's how they end up with participation mindset, bro.She.Fact.If she tries.Listen. In fact, if she gets it wrong, somebody should spank her. Put it locker in a cage until she says it right. Then she can get out of the cage.All right.This is why. This is why I don't have kids. Come on.Giving all that ice cream out bullshit.Now, if it was, like ducks or something, I'd be getting our dogs. Little kids are gonna grow up to be little shitheads. Yeah, maybe they'll be trying to steal the ice cream. See, this is what's happening. Your teaching. Get free ice cream or come back when they're 13, hold you up for their free fucking ice cream. If you teach them to actually get the thing right, then they know they gotta pay. They got to do the right thing. We can't be soft on these kids, man.No, softer how we got here. Yeah.Anyway, good on. Good on them, though. I think that's cool.I think it's cool. She looks like a sweet old lady.She does, but she needs to get tougher. We gotta have a talk.Yeah.Look like a nice lady.Yeah, she does look sweet.Yeah.Yeah, I think that's cool.There's no way that little girl said her pledge of allegiance. That's bullshit.That.Ice cream cones as big as her. Dude, look at this.They look good, man.They do look good. It looks like a good spot.Yeah.Where's it at?Massachusetts?That whole thing looks right, bro. Look at the.Just looks perfect.Wait, what's that on the. On the mascot's face? Up on the sign oh, fuck. What is that? Oh, no, that's a fucking mask. That's a fucking mask on their mascot.Fuck.What are you doing, bro? That lady.Yep.That lady yelled everybody about. Put masks on it.What if the trolling it.Here's what I say. She's old, and it did disproportionately affect old people. It's true. We'll give her a pass.All right.See, I catch everything.Point that.I fun catch everything.God damn. How'd you. Fuck.Place does look right, though.No, like that.Like, you pull up there, bro. You know you're getting something good.You're getting some good cup of diabetes, bro.That's like a. You know what I love, dude? I love gas stations that are like that, like, gas station that are still old. They got like. You walk in, it feels like 1985, dude. They got like a cigarette machine over there and, like. I love that shit, dude.Yeah, I like it. We separate entrances and shit.Yeah, I like it, dude. Yeah, of course. Not that old. Not that old. That was the sixties. This was the eighties.Gotcha.Yeah, gotcha. Look at that ice cream sandwich.Looks great. I love sugar cookies, man.That's. That's like a chocolate chip slash sugar cookie.Yeah, I love them.Think she makes them herself?I think it's her recipe. Guaranteed. Those are fresh baked, bro. You like?Come on.That a. Come on. She's doing that shit every goddamn day.Yeah, that looks like a good spot.Yeah, for sure. Well, thumbs up, man. Getting the kids to try and. Yeah, I like it.I do, too.All right, well, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right.Don't be a ho.Share the show went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bowl, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold, just a no head shot, case closed.

our, you know, for other age, other countries who are not our allies, to have, you know, these type of operations happening here. Like, what?

You know what else is very common?

What?

For our strongest ally, the strongest ally of the United States of America, to have hundreds of dual citizens in our government, but they're not getting in trouble for accepting anything.

No indictments there.

That's weird. So they're allowed to come in and. And talk about the benefits that we get from serving this other country. Doesn't matter which one.

Right.

This other country. And saying that they are our greatest ally and they can be dual citizens, and they can, you know, do all of these same things, go out to dinner, get gifts, and what do. What are they doing in return?

Right. Interesting.

So. So we're gonna go after sue Mi Terry for her sushi rose, and we're not gonna go after the other people.

You can't do that.

What? What? Why?

Just.

What? I don't get it. Well, I mean, it feels like we. We could be racist since this is racist. I mean, this is racist. They're going after the korean, but they don't go after this other group of.

That is racist. Okay. All right.

So I'm getting an invite to say some racist things.

That's racist.

And it's up some. The best jokes are racist.

They should have gave her a Mitsubishi Suzuki.

Don't laugh. Karate.

Yeah, man. Listen, it's weird. Now, in another move, I told you, I bring this back local. Speaking of spies, do you remember a while ago, we covered those chinese police stations in the United States?

Yep.

Right. And how they, you know, they crack down on some in New York, San Francisco, California. Right. Apparently, we have one in our own backyard where an Ag, Andrew Bailey, homeboy squad, our guy. He's going after him.

Good.

So, headline reads, Missouri expands probe into chinese service center with alleged ties to Beijing. The Missouri attorney general has expanded its investigation into the chinese service center in St. Louis after his office found evidence that this chinese outpost has violated Missouri law. Quote, our investigation centers on allegations that the communist government of China is attempting to establish a footprint in the show me state, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey. In a statement issued on July 17, Mister Bailey issued a civil investigative demand to investigate the chinese service centers actions and failures related to soliciting and reporting charitable funds in Missouri. His office has reason to believe that the chinese center has engaged in, is engaging in, or is about to engage in deception, fraud, false promises, misrepresentation, unfair practices, and or the concealment, suppression, or admission of material facts in connection with the solicitation of charitable funds, according to the release. And he says he's taken it very, very seriously that this investigation. Last year, Mister Bailey first launched an investigation into this outpost in Missouri following reports that a powerful agency of the Chinese Communist Party, the United Front Work Department, runs at least seven outposts on us soil.

The agency advances the CCP's interest abroad. And so, yeah, we knew they were all over the country, but apparently there was one here and Bailey's cracking down on that now, too. Anything on that?

Yeah, they should listen.

It goes back.

Chinese government or any government, any government should not be able to own property. United States, none. Period. Especially farmland. Especially farmland. You're going to give our enemies control over our ability to grow our own food, right? That this goes for all nationalities. The reason America's fucked up is because it's not serving America first, okay? And all these politicians that get online and get on tv and say these things like, this country is our greatest ally. Like they're saying about Israel nonstop, bro. These people serve Israel's interests for funding for their campaign. I don't know how hard that is to understand. And it doesn't matter if it's Israel or if it's Germany or if it's China or if it's fucking Mozambique. It doesn't matter. It should not matter. It doesn't matter. We dual citizens should not be able to serve in our government. They should not be able to take any money from any foreign government for anything. Foreign governments should not be able to own land in this country for any reason. And government officials should not be able to work with these people in any regard whatsoever at all. Everything should be from America for America, by America, for our interests, not theirs.

And dude, this is absurd shit. Like, we got to get back to being America first. All these people that come out here and say Israel's our greatest ally, nonstop. Those people are being paid to say that. A lot of them are dual agents, and they serve and make decisions that hurt our citizens in favor of that country. That makes no sense. Okay? And I. It could be any country, and this is just another example of that. Our country is so corrupt and so bloated, it needs a massive realignment. And one of the realignments that it needs is that we need to eliminate these foreign interests, whether it's monetary or representative or. Or ownership of land from America completely. Those things should not be allowed.

My issue. I don't understand why that's such a hard position to have. You know, I'm saying, like. Like it does. It's nothing to me. It's common sense.

It is common sense, you know? And the other issue, common sense. People just look for a reason to call you something. It's just like when we did the. When we did the fucking show on George Floyd and we were right, and we said the guy died of fucking fentanyl and all this shit, and everybody got pissed and said we're racist, right? When we fucking said Ukraine was bullshit, we got called all that bullshit, okay? When we said that we're America first, not Palestine or Israel, we got called anti semitic. It's not anti semitic to say that Israel should not have dual fucking agents or dual citizens in our government. It's not anti semitic to say that we shouldn't be serving their interest over our own. Those are. Those are. That's just nationalism. That's just saying our people matter most. Our people matter first. And once our people are taken care of, then we can discuss doing things for our ally. I'm not here to argue who's an ally and who's not an ally because we're going to have probably some different opinions. But the truth of the matter is, is until our country looks like fucking Dubai, where you can walk down the street and you don't get mugged, you don't get fucked with, our cities are clean, our streets are clean.

People, you know, are. There's a high trust in our society. Until we get to that, we have no business doing anything with anyone else. And these politicians up in Washington, this is how they get rich, dude. This is how they stay in power. They serve the interests of other countries. Other countries wire them money or their, their uncle's money or their brothers or their family, like Joe Biden, you know, 10% for the big guy, and they peddle their influence, bro. That's treasonous behavior. And it needs to stop. It has to stop completely. And we need to fucking demand that it stops. And we can't get upset when they call us anti semitic or this or racist or misogynist or this or that there's nothing wrong with telling the truth and saying, this is how it should be. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own rights in your own country. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own people. And, guys, we are all in this boat together as Americans. This is not left, right, gay, straight, black, white. When we go to fucking Russia, they say there's an American. When we go to China, they say there's an American.

They don't say there's a black American, a white American, a jewish American. They don't say that shit. And these people continuously divide us and divide us along every line of contention that we could possibly have, whether it be politics or our gender or, um, you know, fucking race or sexual orientation or anything else. They work to divide us as much as possible because they understand that if we are fractured, we are powerless, and they get to keep the power. And when you think about how much effort and how much money and how much time and how much propaganda they put into dividing us, it should be very simple to see what they are afraid of. And until we, the american people, all of them, get together and say, hey, we're together on this, they're going to have the power. And when we do that, we'll have the power. But if we're going to argue over all this shit, continually call each other names and fight, we look like clowns on the world stage, bro. No one else in the world acts like that. It's not. It's not happening. Okay? So, yeah, I mean, all of this shit should be illegal.

All of it should be, you know, stopped. And, you know, that's one of the things I was talking about yesterday. Like, somebody asked me, they're like, well, you said, you know, you don't really agree with Trump on some things. What are some of the things you don't agree with? Well, I just feel like he needs to be far more radical than what he's actually, you know, I have the opposite opinion. Like, people are like, oh, this guy's Hitler. I'm like, no, he's not. Not Hitler at all.

No.

I don't even think that he's aggressive enough. I don't think that he's aggressive enough in his policy, bro. I think all of. Is he really going to deport all these people? I don't know, but they need to go. You know what I'm saying? Is he, is he going to shrink the size of the government by fucking 50%? Because that's a good start. Is he going to lower our tax to 10% because that's where it should be. Those are things that matter. They matter to all of us, and they would make a huge difference. But is he going to do that? I don't know. You see what I'm saying? Are we going to wipe the books clean of all the unnecessary regulation law that we have things that have piled up over 249 years or 48 years? Are we going to, are we going to clean this up so we can, you know, maybe build a chicken coop in our yard without having to get permission? Or grow some food in our garden without having to get permission? This is absurd. It's way past freedom. It might have been free 150 years ago, but it's fucking way past that.

The elite ruling class has done what the elite ruling class does across history. They make rule after rule after rule after rule after rule until all the rules say that they own all the shit and the peasants don't get anything and their quality of life goes to zero. So that's where we are in this country. And if Donald Trump's going to come in and recognize that and fix all that, great. I think he'll be the greatest president that ever lived. But if he doesn't, it's still a better option than what we got down the other path. And we can use that as a bridge to take it further the next time. That's my opinion on the situation.

Yeah. I love it, man. I love it. Guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. Great work, ag Bailey. Yeah.

Isn't it funny how, like, our two friends, the friends that, that we know and support, are the ones that are kicking everybody's ass in government everywhere? Eric Schmidt and Andrew Bailey, both from Missouri, both been on the show multiple times, both personal friends, and they don't give a fuck. They are stomping on dicks, dude. And that's, that's what we need.

Small yellow.

We need more. Yeah, we need more. Little sushi roll. We need more of that.

Yeah, for sure, man. Shout out, ag Bailey, bro. Appreciate you guys. With that being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Now, this is a good one for you, tying all of this in. We got to bring this shit back home. It has. We got to bring back this love of country. And there's a really, really cool place it's doing then. I think this is pretty awesome. So with that being said, I thumbs up or dumb as fuck? Headline reads Patriot ice cream shop. Rewards free soft serve to kids able to recite pledge of allegiance through July. I think this is pretty fucking cool. I like ice cream.

Ice cream is good. Joe Biden likes it.

Joe Biden does like ice cream. It does. It's part of the.

What's your favorite ice cream? Lactose free. All of them that would. Joe said, which one is really your favorite?

You know, I. I mean, I being fancy. What are we doing?

Like, I'm sure you're gonna come out with some fucking butter pecan fucking bullshit. Tell me about it. Let's hear.

I. Well, so there is a place, I give them shout out. There's a place downtown.

What's it called?

It's called the fountain.

Okay.

You know. You know about the fountain, don't you know?

I don't think I ever been there.

It's down on. I think it's off of olive. I think it's called the fountain, though, bro. But, bro, it's all handmade ice cream. And they have like, this little thing called a hand churn it, bro.

Like grandma used to do.

Ro.

Listen, bro, my great grandma, she used to hand churn ice cream. It was fucking awesome, bro.

And they make this thing, you can get this thing, it's called the pineapple upside down cake.

Yeah.

And, bro, like, they take a fucking slice of pineapple upside down cake, put that in the bottom of the fucking thing.

Yeah.

And then, like, coconut ice cream. Fucking, like, bro. It's fucking. It's ridiculous.

You ever had. Have you, have you had. Do you like frozen custard or ice cream?

Yeah, sure.

Well, I take frozen custard.

Take both? Yeah, yeah.

We got two of the best frozen custard places ever.

Ted Drews and Andy's.

Yeah. Ted Drew's and Andy's.

Yep. Those are good spots.

It was different, too. Like, they're different.

Yeah, I like completely different.

I mean, Ted Drew's is a icon staple, you know, but Andy's pretty good, too.

There was another place to. Now you. You might. You might get shot trying to go there. It's up in Jennings called velvet freeze.

Oh, they used to have those velvet freezes all over.

Really? Okay. It was a velvet freeze. It's like a little old man still there. Yeah.

Huh.

So there.

There used to be a good one in south county called spankies.

Spanky.

That place was awesome.

Yeah. I fucking love ice cream.

But, dude, if I'm taking ice cream, my favorite is mint chocolate chip.

Really?

Yeah, bro. Mint chocolate chip is good.

Sounds about white.

You don't like that?

I think that's a white person thing?

Nah.

It's funny that everybody that's saying nah is all white. I think.

Do you like mint chocolate chip? You know.

Well, I think. I think I stand proven here.

Was Syed said no?

Yeah, right. He doesn't like it because he's not white.

Look at you guys agreeing. You guys should make up. You guys gonna kiss now?

Come on, man. Anyway, back to the kids in the late afternoon on any given Monday in July, the kids all know to gather here to celebrate their common love of America and ice cream. Eskimo kingdom lives along Market street in Swansea and still has an old time mom and pop ice cream shop feel. Handing out soft serve by the cone local cookie? No, I think they're actually. Let me see.

Swansea's over in Illinois, bro.

I think there's a few Swanseas though.

Oh really?

Yeah. No, this is in Maine.

So, eskimo king of Swansea, Maine. Okay.

No, ma, is Massachusetts okay? Yeah, Massachusetts.

Maine is me, right?

Is it mi?

Me?

Is it?

Yeah, mi is Michigan.

Know your shit.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good job.

So, eskimo king of Swanti, Massachusetts. I thought you just said it was Maine.

Shit. No, it's Massachusetts ma.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So they serve an eye popping 350 flavors. Everything you can imagine, from caramel Nuthenne crunch to shark bite and everything in between, have all the colors of the rainbow. But every Monday this month, their specialty will be red, white and motherfucking blue. For kids celebrating America with them by stepping up to their open air service windows under a flag beckoned awning, they will hand out free ice cream to all who tilt their head up to one of those youthful, smiling cashiers and ask. There's only one question. The twelve and under. If they can recite the pledge by memory. Eskimo king owner Nancy Demos, who's 67, told the Epoch Times, if they have older siblings, sometimes they help them if they struggle at the window, but they'll get free ice cream. So Miss Dmos added that the girls at the till will help a child fumbling with the word indivisible just on the tip of their tongue, or one who is otherwise stuck. One way or another, everybody gets their ice cream. She said. The Massachusetts town is right beside Bristol, Rhode island. And so every 4 July parade held by the neighboring town ultimately brings visitors in for ice cream draped from head to toe in red, white and blue.

Very patriot quote, very patriotic, so it fits right in. Mister Mall said Eskimo King is only too happy to serve. So yeah, cool.

Yeah, ice cream look good.

Yeah. It does. What do you notice about that picture? Why is the. Why is it. Why is black on the bottom?

The what? That's the cone. That's the cone?

Yep. Because everybody just pours into us, huh?

If it was. If it was a black cone, there'd be nothing in it.

Y'all are fucked up, man.

You're the one that starts this shit here. Listen, dude. Here's what he said. Here's what I don't like. I don't like that the kids get help and that everybody gets their ice cream. This is meritocracy. They need to heighten their standards. All right? If they can't do it, tell them to go home and practice. We're not helping anybody by giving them free shit.

You turning this little girl down, bro?

Yes. Get the fuck out of here. You go fucking practice. Come back later. What? You're not.

No, man.

You're gonna let her fucking get by?

Yeah. Give it to her, bro.

That's how they end up with participation mindset, bro.

She.

Fact.

If she tries.

Listen. In fact, if she gets it wrong, somebody should spank her. Put it locker in a cage until she says it right. Then she can get out of the cage.

All right.

This is why. This is why I don't have kids. Come on.

Giving all that ice cream out bullshit.

Now, if it was, like ducks or something, I'd be getting our dogs. Little kids are gonna grow up to be little shitheads. Yeah, maybe they'll be trying to steal the ice cream. See, this is what's happening. Your teaching. Get free ice cream or come back when they're 13, hold you up for their free fucking ice cream. If you teach them to actually get the thing right, then they know they gotta pay. They got to do the right thing. We can't be soft on these kids, man.

No, softer how we got here. Yeah.

Anyway, good on. Good on them, though. I think that's cool.

I think it's cool. She looks like a sweet old lady.

She does, but she needs to get tougher. We gotta have a talk.

Yeah.

Look like a nice lady.

Yeah, she does look sweet.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's cool.

There's no way that little girl said her pledge of allegiance. That's bullshit.

That.

Ice cream cones as big as her. Dude, look at this.

They look good, man.

They do look good. It looks like a good spot.

Yeah.

Where's it at?

Massachusetts?

That whole thing looks right, bro. Look at the.

Just looks perfect.

Wait, what's that on the. On the mascot's face? Up on the sign oh, fuck. What is that? Oh, no, that's a fucking mask. That's a fucking mask on their mascot.

Fuck.

What are you doing, bro? That lady.

Yep.

That lady yelled everybody about. Put masks on it.

What if the trolling it.

Here's what I say. She's old, and it did disproportionately affect old people. It's true. We'll give her a pass.

All right.

See, I catch everything.

Point that.

I fun catch everything.

God damn. How'd you. Fuck.

Place does look right, though.

No, like that.

Like, you pull up there, bro. You know you're getting something good.

You're getting some good cup of diabetes, bro.

That's like a. You know what I love, dude? I love gas stations that are like that, like, gas station that are still old. They got like. You walk in, it feels like 1985, dude. They got like a cigarette machine over there and, like. I love that shit, dude.

Yeah, I like it. We separate entrances and shit.

Yeah, I like it, dude. Yeah, of course. Not that old. Not that old. That was the sixties. This was the eighties.

Gotcha.

Yeah, gotcha. Look at that ice cream sandwich.

Looks great. I love sugar cookies, man.

That's. That's like a chocolate chip slash sugar cookie.

Yeah, I love them.

Think she makes them herself?

I think it's her recipe. Guaranteed. Those are fresh baked, bro. You like?

Come on.

That a. Come on. She's doing that shit every goddamn day.

Yeah, that looks like a good spot.

Yeah, for sure. Well, thumbs up, man. Getting the kids to try and. Yeah, I like it.

I do, too.

All right, well, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right.

Don't be a ho.

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