Transcript of 747. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Ends Reelection Campaign, Head Of House Committee On Homeland Security Calls On Cheatle To Resign & CrowdStrike Outages Highlight Inequalities

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Dot or you go on YouTube on the Q and a episodes and drop your question in the comments. We'll pick some from there as well. Now, other times throughout the week, we've got some other different formats. We got real talk. That's five to 20 minutes he got drafted. I remember very clearly. I remember. I remember when Kobe got drafted.That's crazy.Yeah, bro. Like, I remember it very clearly. And a lot of you young guys, don't. You guys think that was a long time ago? It's not a long time. In the scheme of things. It goes by super fast. Ask him if it goes by fast. I almost wonder if he's starting to realize that he's in the twilight of his career and he's starting to, like, be like, damn, dude, I, you know, wish I would have done some things differently. And maybe he's. Maybe he's starting that. I don't know. Me.Yeah.I don't know him personally, and honestly, I don't really know anybody that knows him personally, which is kind of weird.Yeah. So, yeah, that is interesting to think about, like, because you do know a lot of people, and, like, he's not in any of those circles.Mm hmm.Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. All right, cool. Well, let's get into some of these headlines, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these headlines, these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to Andy for seller.com. we link all of that stuff there for you. With that being said, headline number one, talk of the town today, obviously, Biden's out of the race. So that that became official. He completely officially, or maybe officially ended his reelection campaign. He announced it his intentions Sunday afternoon, promising to reveal more about this decision soon. Just with that, real quick, there was some weird stuff because I remember Friday, there was talks about it. And, like, we both have people and all over, you know, they're in these places. And I was told Friday that, yes, it was absolutely, absolutely happening. No doubt. And then I remember, like, Friday night and then Saturday, it was like, no, there's no way I'm in this thing. And then Sunday is back out. So it seemed like there was always this, like, back and forth battle. I'm not really sure who the two parties were. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it was Biden's family trying to force him to stay in when everybody else is telling him, get out, it was just weird because it was, it was, it really was this, like, back and forth.Yeah, we're in.It was like this hokey pokey dance. It was weird. But he, but he put this out in the statement and the first one came out in the form of a tweet. All right. And then he attached a subsequent letter to this. But the tweet read, my fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as president for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my vice president. And it has been the best decision ive made today. I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats, it's time to come together and beat Trump. Let's do this. And then he subtweeted this under it saying, quote, if and if you're with us, donate to her campaign here, which is still linked as Biden Harris campaign. It was interesting. That's weird.Don't you notice how, you know, like, go, go back to the tweet. Just want to point something out. It's time to come together and beat Trump. Isn't it time to come together and make our country amazing? Isn't it time to come together and make our country what it's supposed to be? Isn't it time to come together and unify so that people like this can't continue to rape and pillage our citizens financially and in all different kinds of ways? Isn't it time that we built this country back into, you know, a superpower? Undeniable, great country. Isn't. Isn't it, isn't it time for that? I mean, should we be saying that as opposed to, let's go beat this guy?They're so fixated on him.No, bro, they're so fixated on him because he's not part of their team. And I'm gonna have more to say about that in a minute.Yeah, I mean, it's. It's. It's interesting. Now, I know there's been, you know, there's. There's still some. Some questions happening because, you know, we have not seen or officially heard from Biden in six days now. And, you know, there was talks about, you know, the. The letter that was posted with his signature, and it's like, is that his digital signature? It's like, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff happening, bitch. So somebody lying. Yeah, you're lying. Yeah, yeah. But Joe.Judge Joe Brown, man, he did this interview a while agoapologized to him for the events that took place at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. That was one of the biggest, big, big, you know, things that came out, I thought was pretty interesting. But my thing is, if you can apologize, if, you know, you fucked up literally an hour or 2 hours after that, that fuck up. But here we are, you know, what, a week and a half later, and you still have not resigned. Like, step down, right? Like, step down. It's very, very simple.How aboutfucking town, bro, these people hate you. They despise you. When you step up and you say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They get pissed. You're even apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.I got bit by horse one time.Did you?Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

he got drafted. I remember very clearly. I remember. I remember when Kobe got drafted.

That's crazy.

Yeah, bro. Like, I remember it very clearly. And a lot of you young guys, don't. You guys think that was a long time ago? It's not a long time. In the scheme of things. It goes by super fast. Ask him if it goes by fast. I almost wonder if he's starting to realize that he's in the twilight of his career and he's starting to, like, be like, damn, dude, I, you know, wish I would have done some things differently. And maybe he's. Maybe he's starting that. I don't know. Me.

Yeah.

I don't know him personally, and honestly, I don't really know anybody that knows him personally, which is kind of weird.

Yeah. So, yeah, that is interesting to think about, like, because you do know a lot of people, and, like, he's not in any of those circles.

Mm hmm.

Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. All right, cool. Well, let's get into some of these headlines, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these headlines, these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to Andy for seller.com. we link all of that stuff there for you. With that being said, headline number one, talk of the town today, obviously, Biden's out of the race. So that that became official. He completely officially, or maybe officially ended his reelection campaign. He announced it his intentions Sunday afternoon, promising to reveal more about this decision soon. Just with that, real quick, there was some weird stuff because I remember Friday, there was talks about it. And, like, we both have people and all over, you know, they're in these places. And I was told Friday that, yes, it was absolutely, absolutely happening. No doubt. And then I remember, like, Friday night and then Saturday, it was like, no, there's no way I'm in this thing. And then Sunday is back out. So it seemed like there was always this, like, back and forth battle. I'm not really sure who the two parties were. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it was Biden's family trying to force him to stay in when everybody else is telling him, get out, it was just weird because it was, it was, it really was this, like, back and forth.

Yeah, we're in.

It was like this hokey pokey dance. It was weird. But he, but he put this out in the statement and the first one came out in the form of a tweet. All right. And then he attached a subsequent letter to this. But the tweet read, my fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as president for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my vice president. And it has been the best decision ive made today. I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats, it's time to come together and beat Trump. Let's do this. And then he subtweeted this under it saying, quote, if and if you're with us, donate to her campaign here, which is still linked as Biden Harris campaign. It was interesting. That's weird.

Don't you notice how, you know, like, go, go back to the tweet. Just want to point something out. It's time to come together and beat Trump. Isn't it time to come together and make our country amazing? Isn't it time to come together and make our country what it's supposed to be? Isn't it time to come together and unify so that people like this can't continue to rape and pillage our citizens financially and in all different kinds of ways? Isn't it time that we built this country back into, you know, a superpower? Undeniable, great country. Isn't. Isn't it, isn't it time for that? I mean, should we be saying that as opposed to, let's go beat this guy?

They're so fixated on him.

No, bro, they're so fixated on him because he's not part of their team. And I'm gonna have more to say about that in a minute.

Yeah, I mean, it's. It's. It's interesting. Now, I know there's been, you know, there's. There's still some. Some questions happening because, you know, we have not seen or officially heard from Biden in six days now. And, you know, there was talks about, you know, the. The letter that was posted with his signature, and it's like, is that his digital signature? It's like, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff happening, bitch. So somebody lying. Yeah, you're lying. Yeah, yeah. But Joe.Judge Joe Brown, man, he did this interview a while agoapologized to him for the events that took place at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. That was one of the biggest, big, big, you know, things that came out, I thought was pretty interesting. But my thing is, if you can apologize, if, you know, you fucked up literally an hour or 2 hours after that, that fuck up. But here we are, you know, what, a week and a half later, and you still have not resigned. Like, step down, right? Like, step down. It's very, very simple.How aboutfucking town, bro, these people hate you. They despise you. When you step up and you say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They get pissed. You're even apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.I got bit by horse one time.Did you?Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

, bitch. So somebody lying. Yeah, you're lying. Yeah, yeah. But Joe.

Judge Joe Brown, man, he did this interview a while agoapologized to him for the events that took place at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. That was one of the biggest, big, big, you know, things that came out, I thought was pretty interesting. But my thing is, if you can apologize, if, you know, you fucked up literally an hour or 2 hours after that, that fuck up. But here we are, you know, what, a week and a half later, and you still have not resigned. Like, step down, right? Like, step down. It's very, very simple.How aboutfucking town, bro, these people hate you. They despise you. When you step up and you say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They get pissed. You're even apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.I got bit by horse one time.Did you?Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

apologized to him for the events that took place at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. That was one of the biggest, big, big, you know, things that came out, I thought was pretty interesting. But my thing is, if you can apologize, if, you know, you fucked up literally an hour or 2 hours after that, that fuck up. But here we are, you know, what, a week and a half later, and you still have not resigned. Like, step down, right? Like, step down. It's very, very simple.

How aboutfucking town, bro, these people hate you. They despise you. When you step up and you say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They get pissed. You're even apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.I got bit by horse one time.Did you?Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

fucking town, bro, these people hate you. They despise you. When you step up and you say, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They get pissed. You're even apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.I got bit by horse one time.Did you?Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

apparently some of them can be assholes. I didn't know that.

Personality, man. Just like dogs and everybody else.

Yeah, apparently they can be dicks. Apparently, King Charles guards horse chomps down hard on tourists. Not sure if you saw this, but.

I got bit by horse one time.

Did you?

Real? Yeah. See, I didn't.

I mean, obviously they have teeth. I didn't. Like. They're all just flat, but, like, apparently got some pretty decent pressure. Yeah. Fuck. But, yeah. A female tourist in the UK is likely regretting one stop on her tour of London. As she had an unfortunate encounter with one of the King Charles guard horses. Check it out. The woman barely has time to pose for a pic with the horse outside of the Household Cavalry Museum when it chomps down on her arm, prompting her to jump away and yell out in pain. The situation escalated when the tourists went down to the ground in pain, with police arriving to check on her. Check this out. He did bite the shit out of her, though. Oh, shit.

Oh, she's taking a dive. She watched too much fucking soccer. He bit you on the fucking elbow, lady. You don't need to go to the ground. They call them guard bites. You notice something?Is that a racist horse?I think the horse is racist.He's fighting all the non white people.All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.You know why? You know why?Why?Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.That's fucked up.That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.It's a lot of asian women.Yeah.I'm just saying.Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?Yeah. It was just the girl.Yeah.Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.It's right there, playing as day.Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.Yeah.All right, man. He politely declined.I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.I mean, fuck around. You find out.Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.Yeah.Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.They will.You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.His training for that.His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.Yeah.Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.Thumbs up to the horse.Yeah, yeah.All right.She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.Share the show.Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bow, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold, bad bitch booted swole got up on bank Road, can't fold just a no head shot case close.

bites. You notice something?

Is that a racist horse?

I think the horse is racist.

He's fighting all the non white people.

All Asians, bro. Like, asian women. They're getting fucked up.

You know why? You know why?

Why?

Because he's like, you motherfuckers put us in your food. He fucking heard the legends, bro. He said, stir fry, horse. No, thank you.

That's fucked up.

That's true. I mean, motherfucker, you go to Asia, bro, they got cockroaches the size of a fucking squirrel that you got to eat on a stick and shit, you know? I mean, he is biting all the Asians.

It's a lot of asian women.

Yeah.

I'm just saying.

Well, I mean, for as smart as they are, they can't fucking read that sign. What? What is that? You think that's racist? I can do way worse.

They're all wearing black. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the horse didn't like himself. I don't know. It's, uh.

Yeah, man. Hey, he's heard about them people. I'm fucking serious, bro. I. Horse like. Fuck that. No stir fry for me.

Nope. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah.

Notice he didn't. He didn't bite the. The other guy over here. The indian guy?

Yeah. It was just the girl.

Yeah.

Yeah, man, I. That would suck, though. I can't sue him. She can't do nothing about it.

Well, you could stay away from the fucking horses. When there's a sign that says, beware, horses may kick or bite you, that's.

It's right there, playing as day.

Yeah, I like it. I think it. I think it's funny how. Look. Look at her face right here. Look at her fucking face, dude. I think it's great he's got her shirt. He didn't even have her arm. Now, you did get her arm before that.

Yeah, yeah, but I mean, hey, as soon as she walked up, he bit the shit out of her.

Yeah, well, he knew what she was up to at first.

I thought he got a boob. I thought he grabbed her boob at first, but then we're like, no, she's asian thing.

Yeah. She said. He said, no, thank you.

Yeah.

All right, man. He politely declined.

I mean, listen, that's one way to learn your lesson of not reading.

I mean, fuck around. You find out.

Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up on the. I'm cool with the horse.

I'm giving thumbs up to the horse. Listen, if I was that horse, I bite everybody. I'd be buying every motherfucker, you know, annoying it would get for people to come up and, like, grab you. Actually, I do know how I'm gonna.

Say I know a little thing. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.

Fucking people have no self awareness, bro. Not with people or fucking animals. Yeah, like, bro, like, dude, like, think of the. Think of the service dogs.

Yeah.

Like, you got all these working dogs that you guys work, and people want to go up and stick their fucking face right in their face. It's like, bro, that dog will kill you.

They will.

You know, I'm saying, like, he's like, that's a high strung animal meant for a job. That's a guard horse. That. That. That horse has a job. Right.

His training for that.

His job is not to fucking take pictures with you, you know? And then, like, you see how people act with these celebrities, bro? They're. They grab celebrities by the arm and they try to. You know, it's like, bro, you fuck around, you find out, you know? I'm sure she went to Twitter and said, oh, my God. Fucking horse bit me. No shit. Fucking said that right there.

Yeah.

Should have bitter harder. Should have bit her fucking arm off.

Thumbs up to the horse.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

She would have bit her arm off. It would have fell off. He would say, I'm putting that my stir fry.

Well, guys. Andy. That's all I got, man.

Yep. Don't be. Oh, by the way, we got. We're gonna. We're gonna hammer you guys with shows this week, just so you know. I know we were a little off last week, but, uh, we're gonna get you some extra love this week, so don't be a ho.

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