Transcript of 753. Andy & DJ CTI: Acting Secret Service Director Appears Before Senate, Megan Thee Stallion To Headline Harris' Campaign Rally & Venezuela's Maduroa Faces Political Meltdown

What is up, guys?

It's Andy Forcela. This is the show for the realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, the delusions of modern society. And welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking Internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. Topics of the day go up on the screen here. We speculate on what's true and what's not true. And then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, other times, you tune in, do we have a problem? Do we have a problem over here? I'm trying to work.

It's fucking old man Joe, bro.

You're disrupting my flow. What is the disruption over there, children?

It's his sound effects, man. It's like, old people are loud, bro. Huh? They're just- He ain't that old.

Bro, they're loud. He ain't old.

He farts and shit, and he just cries for no reason.

Okay, well, can I do the show? Sorry. All right, so we have shows within the show. Today is CTI, and then we have Q and AF, and then we have real talk, and then we have 75 hard verses, and then we have tell somebody about the show. All right, what's up?

What is that, man? You just build a fucking internal soundboard when you get older. You just start making random noise.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Joe heard it. You heard it, Joe.

What's he talking about over there?

You just stop giving a fuck about people's opinion when you get older.

That's a fact, dude. That's a fucking years that didn't have Clinton, Bush, fucking Joe Biden in it. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is going on here? This is like a monarchy. You know what I'm saying? Dude, these people, none of these people should be in office anymore. You're supposed to come in, make your influence, move on. And they're not moving on. They refuse to move on. No. And those are the people who want to fucking kill Trump and keep it moving for themselves.Now, the interesting thing here, man, like I said, we got all these illusions of shit happening. Wethey'll try to kill them. I think they'll try all the chaos before that. But if it does get that far, they will just say they won, and the military and police are going to have a really fucking, hopefully easy decision to make to say, I don't know, fuck you. It shouldn't be hard. No, it shouldn't be hard. But they should have done it in 2020, and they didn't do shit. They should have done it during the lockdowns, they didn't do shit. You guys fucking went and arrested people on a fucking beach You filled fucking parks with sand.You arrested people for opening their businesses. That's fucked up, bro.Here's a good thing, though. You'll have a chance to redeem yourself, man, because it is coming. It is coming. But I wanted to I'm going to address some communism that's happening here in a new report that just came out. I'm not sure if you saw this or not, but take a load of this shit. Tax hypocrisy. Nearly 6,000 IRS employees employees and contractors owe $50 million in back taxes. A treasury audit reveals. So the same people-They're not paying their taxes. That makes sense. The same people, though, that come to us and audit us.And investigate. And take our fuck and arrest us if we don't pay our taxes and put liens on our shit and make our lives fucking horrible and take fucking half of our money that we work our fucking balls off for. They're not even paying their fucking taxes. Bro. Yeah. Bro.Let's dive into this. So a recent audit by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax plans. It gets worse than that. Government-wide, the TIGTA found 149,000 federal employees owe an astounding 1.5 billion in unpaid taxes. There are almost 150,000 federal employees who combined collectively owe more than $1.5 billion in unpaid taxes.That's 150,000 employees that owe $10,000 in back taxes who haven't arranged a payment plan because they're not being forced to have one, which is what they do to you.Which is exactly what they do. They We're going to finish our wages.If they can't get a payment plan, first of all, before you get a payment plan, they'll look at more people don't produce, those people are going to vote the other people's wealth away from them, which then handicaps the population completely, both the producers and the non-producers. It for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

fucking years that didn't have Clinton, Bush, fucking Joe Biden in it. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is going on here? This is like a monarchy. You know what I'm saying? Dude, these people, none of these people should be in office anymore. You're supposed to come in, make your influence, move on. And they're not moving on. They refuse to move on. No. And those are the people who want to fucking kill Trump and keep it moving for themselves.

Now, the interesting thing here, man, like I said, we got all these illusions of shit happening. Wethey'll try to kill them. I think they'll try all the chaos before that. But if it does get that far, they will just say they won, and the military and police are going to have a really fucking, hopefully easy decision to make to say, I don't know, fuck you. It shouldn't be hard. No, it shouldn't be hard. But they should have done it in 2020, and they didn't do shit. They should have done it during the lockdowns, they didn't do shit. You guys fucking went and arrested people on a fucking beach You filled fucking parks with sand.You arrested people for opening their businesses. That's fucked up, bro.Here's a good thing, though. You'll have a chance to redeem yourself, man, because it is coming. It is coming. But I wanted to I'm going to address some communism that's happening here in a new report that just came out. I'm not sure if you saw this or not, but take a load of this shit. Tax hypocrisy. Nearly 6,000 IRS employees employees and contractors owe $50 million in back taxes. A treasury audit reveals. So the same people-They're not paying their taxes. That makes sense. The same people, though, that come to us and audit us.And investigate. And take our fuck and arrest us if we don't pay our taxes and put liens on our shit and make our lives fucking horrible and take fucking half of our money that we work our fucking balls off for. They're not even paying their fucking taxes. Bro. Yeah. Bro.Let's dive into this. So a recent audit by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax plans. It gets worse than that. Government-wide, the TIGTA found 149,000 federal employees owe an astounding 1.5 billion in unpaid taxes. There are almost 150,000 federal employees who combined collectively owe more than $1.5 billion in unpaid taxes.That's 150,000 employees that owe $10,000 in back taxes who haven't arranged a payment plan because they're not being forced to have one, which is what they do to you.Which is exactly what they do. They We're going to finish our wages.If they can't get a payment plan, first of all, before you get a payment plan, they'll look at more people don't produce, those people are going to vote the other people's wealth away from them, which then handicaps the population completely, both the producers and the non-producers. It for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

they'll try to kill them. I think they'll try all the chaos before that. But if it does get that far, they will just say they won, and the military and police are going to have a really fucking, hopefully easy decision to make to say, I don't know, fuck you. It shouldn't be hard. No, it shouldn't be hard. But they should have done it in 2020, and they didn't do shit. They should have done it during the lockdowns, they didn't do shit. You guys fucking went and arrested people on a fucking beach You filled fucking parks with sand.

You arrested people for opening their businesses. That's fucked up, bro.

Here's a good thing, though. You'll have a chance to redeem yourself, man, because it is coming. It is coming. But I wanted to I'm going to address some communism that's happening here in a new report that just came out. I'm not sure if you saw this or not, but take a load of this shit. Tax hypocrisy. Nearly 6,000 IRS employees employees and contractors owe $50 million in back taxes. A treasury audit reveals. So the same people-They're not paying their taxes. That makes sense. The same people, though, that come to us and audit us.

And investigate. And take our fuck and arrest us if we don't pay our taxes and put liens on our shit and make our lives fucking horrible and take fucking half of our money that we work our fucking balls off for. They're not even paying their fucking taxes. Bro. Yeah. Bro.

Let's dive into this. So a recent audit by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax plans. It gets worse than that. Government-wide, the TIGTA found 149,000 federal employees owe an astounding 1.5 billion in unpaid taxes. There are almost 150,000 federal employees who combined collectively owe more than $1.5 billion in unpaid taxes.That's 150,000 employees that owe $10,000 in back taxes who haven't arranged a payment plan because they're not being forced to have one, which is what they do to you.Which is exactly what they do. They We're going to finish our wages.If they can't get a payment plan, first of all, before you get a payment plan, they'll look at more people don't produce, those people are going to vote the other people's wealth away from them, which then handicaps the population completely, both the producers and the non-producers. It for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

plans. It gets worse than that. Government-wide, the TIGTA found 149,000 federal employees owe an astounding 1.5 billion in unpaid taxes. There are almost 150,000 federal employees who combined collectively owe more than $1.5 billion in unpaid taxes.

That's 150,000 employees that owe $10,000 in back taxes who haven't arranged a payment plan because they're not being forced to have one, which is what they do to you.

Which is exactly what they do. They We're going to finish our wages.

If they can't get a payment plan, first of all, before you get a payment plan, they'll look at more people don't produce, those people are going to vote the other people's wealth away from them, which then handicaps the population completely, both the producers and the non-producers. It for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

more people don't produce, those people are going to vote the other people's wealth away from them, which then handicaps the population completely, both the producers and the non-producers. It for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

for speech. Here's the first clip from the 1960s.

There are two chimpanzis in Rome who have brought a new twist in communication between animal and human. Now, we don't mean the dance, we mean Renata. She's a chimp with an IQ that has scientists climbing trees. With her trainer, Renata has developed a routine that draws applause from everyone. As explained by her foster mother, this is one of the most extraordinary ordinary chimps in the world. You don't have to know Italian that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.It's badass.He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.Just the handprint on the paper.Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.Share the show.

that is creepy as fuck. That's awesome. Could you imagine a fucking- Yeah.

Bro. It'd be great. Those are great movies, too. They are really good movies. No.

Bro, that's some scary shit, bro.

It's badass.

He does sound like Caesar. Yeah. Nope. Thumbs down for me, bro.

No, I'm thumbs up. I like it. I'm waiting for him to send me my draft papers.

Just the handprint on the paper.

Yeah, got you. I'm fucking in, dude.

All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.

All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.