Transcript of 1028. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Posts Wild Image Of Alien Arrest, Two Navy Jets Crash & 3 Teens Arrested For Random Shootings

Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze.

Fuck up boat, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold.

That's a no, headshot, case closed. What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and you are listening to the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. Let's just get right into it, man.

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Share the show. What's up? What's up, Doc? What's going on, man?

Nothing.

Yeah, what's up with you? Got your Specters on up there?

Oh yeah, my Specters. My Specters. Getting old, bro.

Nah, you're all right, dude. You still got some time.

My fucking— my Specters.

Yeah. Do you work? You don't— you You have reading glasses, but you don't really wear them though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm starting to realize that I need them, dude.

I'm getting like that too. Yeah, like I'm not even— like sometimes I catch myself, I'm like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, shit.

Yeah, it didn't hit me. It didn't hit me until recently, but it's getting to the point where it like really strains my eyes.

Yeah, so fuck, man. Well, hopefully it doesn't affect your driving. What are you gonna do with that?

Yeah, yeah, man.

No, it's—

I think I'm gonna try to get a to— I think they have a new surgery or something that you can do.

Like a new— have you had LASIK?

I did, but like it's not as good as it used to be, so I think I'm gonna go do it again.

Yeah, I don't know.

Can you— I got it like a long time ago.

Like how long ago?

I don't know, like 15 years.

Oh yeah, that's like it was first being done. Yeah, yeah.

No, it's not that far back, but you know, it's like, it's like, uh It's more like when they discovered the sun. It's that far back. So yeah, man, I think you can like redo it. So that's what I'm looking into. But my eyes have been— they've been getting progressively worse and I started reading about like you could do red light therapy and actually help fix that.

Yeah.

So I'm going to try that as well.

Yeah. Well, they got those blue light glasses. I like those, bro.

They make a big difference.

They do.

Yeah. I don't care what anybody says. They say those are that the settings on your iPhone like takes the blue light away. But there's a big difference between wearing the blue light glasses and whatever it does on your phone because I can, I can feel it in my eyes.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same. Hell yeah, though, man. I wish I could say it's a beautiful day outside. It's not terrible. It's completely— it's really terrible. It wasn't that bad yesterday, though.

Yesterday was good.

And, you know, dude, we got to rep some pride for our city. Cardinals, dog. Oh yeah, bro, they're rolling. Yeah, they're rolling. And, uh, something special happened at yesterday's game that, uh, it just feels good. Winning feels good. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

And, uh, dude, I got— we gotta bring this up in the intro, bro. It's, uh, it's absolutely crazy. Shirtless Cardinals fans take over empty section in electric scene during walk-off win. Over the Royals.

Yeah, the Tarps Off Crew.

Tarps Off. Is that what they're called?

Yeah, Tarps Off.

I love it. I fucking love to see it. It feels good, man.

Yeah.

You never know what you're going to see at the ballpark. During the 9th inning of the St. Louis Cardinals' 5-4 win over the Kansas City Royals on Friday night at Busch Stadium, fans started migrating to an empty section in right field and took their shirts off. Uh, the game was tied 3-3 in the bottom of the 9th inning when the group of fans made their way to the empty section. About 100 fans first started the movement as the game went into extra innings. The entire section was packed with shirtless fans according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. So the guy that started it is Caleb Cummings, a 20-year-old on the Stephen F. Austin club baseball team. He came up with the idea, quote, I looked at my buddy and said, what if we go up there to right field bleachers and start waving our shirts? Cummings told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, quote, they're like, you know what? That's a good idea.

Couple of fucking rocket scientists. That's such the bro thing to do, bro.

Isn't that how it goes?

Oh yeah. I mean, I'm calling this is— I would say it was a good idea too.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, it sounds great, bro.

Sounds fucking fantastic.

This is the kind of shit dudes do when they're left Uh, with no supervision.

Yeah, to our own devices.

Yeah, that sounds awesome. Let's just do it.

Yeah, and, uh, it was, it was absolutely amazing. Let's check the clip. So the manager came out to meet him, took him to the clubhouse.

Oh my gosh, thank you. That's so awesome.

Got to meet the players. Yeah, look at that.

I love it, dude. Listen, man, this is what baseball is about. Yeah, like, this is baseball, bro.

It is, dude.

You know, and this is definitely St. Louis. You know, we were talking last week about South County. This is about the most South County shit that you could possibly fucking— if you, if you're wondering what I was trying to talk about when I talked about South County. This is what the fuck I'm talking about.

Is this right here?

Yeah.

Tarps off.

Tarps off any time of day, especially in the morning time.

Yeah, that's right.

And lunchtime. And then dinner at the Waffle House. That's what we're talking about, right, bro? I love it, dude. They all got good mustaches and some dip in and like, you know, like these are dudes. It's good to see dudes making a comeback.

That's right.

You know, they don't look like a bunch of pussies.

Yeah, they don't, you know, they don't, bro.

I mean, they could probably—

not a Sperry's, not, not a pair of Sperry's in sight. No, that's how you know it's good.

No, and none of them are crying with their man buns and shit. They're all, you know, this is their therapy.

You can smell the testosterone, right?

Yes, I like it. It's good to see, man.

It is good to see, dog. And we're doing— dude, the Cardinals doing all right, bro. Bro, this might be a good year.

The, the Central's very tough division, dude. They're doing really good. They're like sitting third right now, but like it's a hard division and the team's super young. Yeah. I mean, they're all awesome dudes.

Yeah, absolutely.

You know what's funny is like, you know, I get a different perspective because like a lot of those guys come in and train and they're around and friends with them and shit. And like what people don't realize is like these are just normal fucking dudes, like totally normal dudes. And like everybody sees them as these big stars and, you know, all these things. And these are just like— these are like those dudes.

Yeah, right. Yeah, like, it's just—

it's just cool, man. It's cool to see, like, the young, you know, the young players out there doing it, making it happen, having fun, creating good chemistry, good culture in the locker room. You know, sometimes it's easier to win when nobody expects you to win, you know what I'm saying? And it becomes more fun and And then when you have more fun, you win more.

It's harder when it's expected.

Yeah, but like these guys, like they're having fun, they're winning, they're— and dude, that's— it's just— and I don't think anybody gives a fuck if they finish first place. I think people are loving watching the team because they're just fun to watch.

Yeah.

And because of that, they're going to win games. So, you know, they're doing it right, dog.

And hopefully the Tarts stay with them, bro.

The veterans on the team are 25 years old.

That's crazy. That's so crazy.

Gorman's only 25.

That's crazy.

I know.

And he's a vet on the team.

I know.

That's why. Yeah.

Yeah, I know, bro.

We got to get to a game, dog.

Oh, yeah.

And we'll go up.

Shit, dude. Tarps off, baby.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm up there.

I'm good now. I'm confident to go up there.

Yeah, man. I'm cool with it. I don't really give a fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Tarps off.

Yeah, let's do it. All right.

I'm down.

We'll book the next home game. I'll line it up. Hell yeah, man. Gotta have that, guys. Some St. Louis pride. It is time to take a cruise, guys. You guys know how this works. If you would like to see any of these headlines, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfresella.com. You guys can check them out there. Let's get into it, man. Headline number 1, uh, this is interesting. So I got a little update, a little check-in DC. Um, this headline reads, Trump sparks concern as he posts wild image of alien in chains at US Army base.

Yeah, you saw this?

What the fuck was this, man? Dude, you can listen.

You can't do shit like that, dog. Uh, yeah.

Donald Trump sparked alarm last night by posting an AI-generated image of himself standing alongside a handcuffed alien at a U.S. military base. Trump and his bodyguards flanked the cuffed extraterrestrial in the image posted on the Truth Social account Sunday. Trump's post, coming days after the White House released new UFO files, was sharply criticized by some commentators as, um, they recognized it was probably meant in jest. So There was a couple of photos. This is one. There's another one.

It's like, dude, bro, imagine going out on, on, on what account?

On his Truth Social account, dude. Yeah, dude. Somebody's grandparents saw this and started freaking the fuck out.

Oh, okay. Oh yeah, dude. At this point, I think it's just like, let's just put out like, what's the craziest shit we could put out today?

Yeah, let's just do it. Yeah, that's the conversation. That's the briefings in the morning.

Yeah. Like, what can we put out that everybody will talk about? And then, like, did you see the fucking comments under this shit?

Yeah.

Like, bro, real talk. Like, there are just some dumb motherfuckers out there. I mean, you know, many people thought it was real, bro.

That's what I'm saying, dude.

Like, in the comments, oh, holy shit, dude, Trump's taking down Interstellar Galactica. It's happening. Like, get the fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, dude. What's wrong with you?

Let me refill my popcorn.

Yeah. And then you got people who are making it about race.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Protect the aliens.

That's right.

Aliens have rights too.

Aliens need freedom.

That's right.

Can't keep them in shackles.

Donate to ActBlue. Free the aliens. And then you got the people who are the illegal aliens saying, oh, he's talking about deporting illegal aliens. And then you got all the rest of us are like, fucking right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. Fuck. Dude, you can't do that, man.

Oh, God, dude.

Dude, that— now I will say this, the alien's kind of ripped.

Let's be real. I was just getting ready to say this. Let's talk about the realistic nature of this. Yeah, let's say there are aliens. That alien's kicking all them guys' asses.

The mancups ain't doing shit.

He's 7-foot tall, he's ripped, he's probably got some sort of telepathical fucking mind control shit going on. Where he could just like make your head explode with his own brain, you know, like, and we're not putting him in handcuffs. No, he's putting us in handcuffs.

Right.

He's not even putting us in handcuffs. He's exploding our fucking eyeballs.

That's right.

If we look at him like this is total bullshit. Obviously, everybody knows aliens would do that.

Obviously. Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, come on.

Everybody knows that aliens would just make your brain melt. I can't believe this is even a fucking— like, what did you— who did you think you were going to fool, Trump? You almost fooled us as good as the rest of the shit you told us you were going to do. I mean, you're a pretty good fooler.

Yeah, could fool me. Yeah, shit, man.

I'm going to deport everybody. No, I'm going to hold people accountable. No, I'm going to make gas cheap. Fuck no. I mean, fuck, you can fool us on a lot of shit, but you ain't fooling us on this, bro.

This ain't going to get it done. Fuck, fuck, dude. Oh my goodness.

Yeah. So who wants to go get my Zens? Because I forgot them in my fucking locker.

Fuck, dude. This is— Yeah. Well, so he posted this. Now, this wasn't the only thing that got some heat. I'm kidding, dude.

I'm kidding.

You fooled me.

That— Oh, God, dude.

Yeah. So this wasn't the only thing, though. There was more. There was more that has been coming out of Trump's White House social media accounts over the weekend. Um, so you got aliens. We also got Drake. The White House official TikTok account goes viral after dropping a Drake Iceman edit to promote Donald Trump's, uh, focus on immigration. Oh, let's check it out, shall we?

Yes. Iceman, Iceman, Iceman, Iceman, Iceman. You only get to do this if you actually deport people. If you do it. Yeah. Like, I'd laugh if you were actually, like, sending these motherfuckers home. But you're not. You're ICE and Tom Homan and all these dudes. Y'all proved yourself to be a bunch of bitches. Okay. Where— why are all the Somali criminals out of our fucking country? Where's, where's the— we imported 20 million. You got rid of like 400,000.

That's right.

Okay. And like, if you had done like 10 million so far, I'd be all about that. I'd be like, fucking Trump's Iceman. Like, he's fucking ice. We're calling him Iceman from here on out.

Drake made that song for him.

I'd be like, dude, yeah, you know Iceman and Top Gun? No, Trump's the new ice.

That's right. That's right.

Like, that's what I'd be like. But no. You don't get to claim the win when you didn't get the win, man. Don't work like that.

No, it doesn't, dude. It does. Unless there's some shit happening that I'm not aware of. I don't see it.

Like what?

That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, I don't see it now. I do know this. Home Depot has still been pretty, pretty empty.

It's okay. Okay. But I think I'm not even talking about those guys. I'm not even— I'm talking about the sub-Saharan fucking criminal terrorist. Hate America motherfuckers. I'm not talking about, you know, Jose that we all love, dude.

Yeah, Joe's cool.

I'm not talking about that. Yeah, like, right, Joe's cool. That's right. Like, I'm not fucking— nobody's talking about that.

No.

And then those guys are getting pissed off like, oh, we gotta— yeah, dude, you can stay. Like, help us get these other motherfuckers out. Let's unite.

That's right. You know, that's right, bro.

Like, Okay. We all agree that we're on the same team. It's these other motherfuckers.

Yeah, we don't want them.

No.

Yeah, no, we don't want them.

Yeah.

So, I mean, this man, it's been an interesting week, dude. Interesting weekend coming out of the White House. And something else did happen that they're calling a stunning act of corruption. Final little piece from the White House. This comes out. Helen Reid's fury. As Trump gets $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded payout from his own government. Stunning act of corruption. So Donald Trump has struck a $1.8 billion deal with his own IRS to funnel taxpayer money to victims of lawfare, including January 6th rioters and his political allies, in a settlement that Democrats are calling the most corrupt presidential act in history.

Oh, Oh, that's a pretty fucking harsh accusation. OK. Yeah.

Like, let's see. Let me introduce you to a man named Obama.

Yeah. Or how about Joe Biden literally importing 20 million? Listen, the greatest acts of treason that has ever existed in the United States will go down in history as Joe Biden allowing 20 million fucking migrants to come here. That is the greatest act of treason. It will cause the most destruction. It will be the most damaging to our country. People just don't realize it yet.

We'll be dealing with it for the next 50 years.

No, it's never going to go back. What do you mean, 50 years? It's fucking fundamentally changed the country forever, and no one's doing anything about it at scale. Okay, we're getting— that's what the fuck we all voted for. In fact, Democrats and Republicans were both in favor of that at the time of the election, to the point where it was the number one issue on both sides. Okay. The number one issue on both sides.

Number one, completely ignored.

Okay. Completely fucking abandoned.

Yeah.

And if Trump had done that when everybody agreed, it would have unified the country. But instead they waited an entire year and then they send these dudes up to Minnesota, the worst place in the fucking world for this kind of criminal bullshit. And we get a couple of these Soros-ish funded dumbasses get fucking shot for sticking their fucking nose in something that doesn't even have anything to do with them. And everybody got cold feet and said, oh, I don't like that.

Got to pull back.

I don't like that. Well, you're sure as fuck not going to like it when you're like outnumbered 20 to 1 and your kids are getting fucking bullied at school and can't even learn and attacked and fucking beat up and fucking raped and murdered and all the other shit that comes along with people who come here that don't value this culture or this country or the people that live here. They have no interest in assimilating. They have no interest in contributing. They are here to take advantage of the people who already live here, and we have Americans fighting for them to be here. That is fucking insane. It is insane. And everybody else got cold feet. Oh, I don't fucking like that. Well, fuck, dude. Stay the fuck out of the way. Bad shit doesn't happen when you interfere with that shit.

That's right.

When you don't interfere with it, don't touch the stove. Yeah, like shit, man.

Yeah. Well, so this payment, though, comes out of the president, his sons, Don Jr. and Eric, and the Trump Organization. They filed a lawsuit against the Treasury and the IRS in the Southern District of Florida. Florida. Um, uh, they agreed to drop their suit Monday as well as two claims including for damages resulting from the raid on Mar-a-Lago in 2022 and the Russian election interference probe in exchange for the government's creation of the Anti-Weaponization Fund. Um, this $1.776 billion fund will have the power to issue formal apologies and monetary relief owed to claimants. It will be governed, uh, governed by a five-member commission appointed by the Attorney General. With Trump given the power to remove any member. While Trump is barred from directly receiving payments from the fund, entities associated with him are not explicitly prohibited from filing additional ones. Um, so all the Democrats are fucking up in flames about this.

So all these people who were put in jail for 4 years of their life.

Correct. Lost their jobs, lost their time.

Keep going.

I got one. Yeah, no, yeah. Um, and that's where it's going to. But yeah, they're calling it, uh, a brazen new level of corruption. Now this has been done before. Um, it's been done if you go all the way back to Obama, right? Um, the—

at one point, how much billion? One— what $1.776 compared to the $9 billion that was allegedly stolen in Minneapolis.

One state alone. That's right. That's right.

But it's the biggest act of corruption and fraud. Restitution of people who were wrongly prosecuted and caught up in an event that was literally engineered by our fucking three-letter agencies. Nancy Pelosi turned down a request for 20,000 troops to be at that. Who's— she even says on camera, it was my fucking fault. She says it on camera. It was my fault. So these men and women, one of which got shot and killed, correct, aren't entitled to any restitution whatsoever for the, for the 4 years, the 3 years of life. And by the way, these people weren't treated nice in jail. No, they were treated in terrible conditions, treated like fucking terrorists. That's right. So, so there— so that is an act of corruption and all this evil shit. But Somalis coming here from fucking Somalia who figured out how to game the system and steal $8 to $9 billion by estimations in Minnesota alone, which means it's happening everywhere. That's okay.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool.

Okay. And by the way, Where's the accountability for the people that actually engineered this situation to happen in the first place?

That's the only restitution I need.

Wasn't that something that we voted for as well? Wasn't the fucking hammer supposed to come down and crack some fucking skulls? The fuck are you doing, dude? You know why your approval rating is shit? Your approval rating isn't shit because a couple of people got shot trying to fix the the thing up in Minnesota, your approval rating is shit. It's because you're not holding these people accountable. You're not removing these people from the country. And now you went and got us involved in another motherfucking war, and people are paying $5, fucking $7 a gallon for gasoline. And you say on television, that's not something I actually take into consideration. And you wonder why nobody's fucking fucking with you right now, bro. Okay, real shit. Go do what you said you were going to do.

30 seconds.

Okay. And if someone's blackmailing you and threatening you, fuck them. Take care of them too.

Lop them in there. We want— nobody's—

everybody's going to cheer for it, bro. I feel like he's like afraid. Like, bro, you got the top secret shit in the world, bro. You could drop fucking— you put warheads on motherfucking foreheads. Start putting them on the right foreheads. How about that? How about the ones that are fucking threatening you and blackmailing you? Because everybody else thinks you're a part of it now.

100%.

So I'm just saying, like, I don't know. Do what the fuck you said you were going to do. It's real simple, dude.

He's at 37% approval rate.

Yeah. Yeah. And he deserves it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

This shit's crazy, dude. This shit's crazy.

I mean, bro, I've been steadfast. Look, bro. I'm not some MAGA fucking person, and I'm also not— I'm not anything, okay? I'm a fucking American. I'm a freedom-first American. I care about the people of this country. I don't buy into this fake division or fucking identity politics or, you know, the welfare state that's trying to be created, you know, uh, or us having to go to work and work fucking our entire life. Like, bro, let's put this into perspective. Okay. People work from the time they're 18 till the time they're 65.

Mm-hmm.

Most people have to work longer than that.

Yeah.

All right. But let's just use that math. If you're having to work from the time that you're 18 to 65 and the government's taking half of your money, that means that if they didn't take half of your money, you wouldn't have to work until you're 65. Do you understand that you would actually only have to work twice or half as long?

That's right.

All right. So because these people are greedy as fuck and because they are completely oppressing and financially using the American people who are good people, who want to do the right thing, who have no problems going to work and working hard. But now they're trading their entire life to fund a fucking corrupt system. Their entire life. Okay, so maybe you should think about how bad that is. You're only getting one life and what, 20 to 60, or 18 to 65 is fucking, uh, like 40-some years. Yeah, so you're having to work an extra 23 years roughly because these people are fucking stealing your fucking life. Now do you care about taxes? Do you understand? Like, these people are abusing us. They're fucking enslaving us. We have to work our entire lives. We have to give everything so that they can fucking steal it or send it over to every other country on the planet. There's no other country that taxes their citizens and sends it to us. What the fuck is going on? Why are people not more outraged about this? It's because they don't do the math. Yeah, you don't think about it. If you weren't taxed the way that you were, you could work until you were fucking 45 and then live your life.

Do you understand that? Like, I don't even think that occurs to people.

No, I do. When you sit in shit long enough to stop smelling.

Yeah, man, that ain't— that ain't a lie, bro. And it's so crazy to see these 60-year-old dudes covered in fucking concrete dust and form oil and fucking at the gas station counting out fucking coins for a fucking sandwich. Bro, that is fucked up. It shouldn't be that way here. That's not what this is about. It should have never, ever, ever been about this. We have a very few amount of people who are at the very, very, very top who own all the money in the world. Who are literally enslaving the rest of the entire fucking world, enslaving them. This is no different than what you read about from hundreds of years ago when there was serfdom and there was royals and there was peasants. And the peasants said, oh, sir, can I please have some porridge? And they would get the porridge and be like, this is the best porridge I've ever had. Like, y'all motherfuckers, like, you need to wake up, dude. Like, you are fucking slaves, bro. And not only are you slaves to a corrupt government system that we live in, you're slaves to the rest of the fucking governments too, because we're the only country in the world that sends our money everywhere else.

The only one. That shit needs to fucking stop. You wonder why people are so pissed off at you, Donald Trump? They're pissed off at you because they're waking up to this understanding that we're talking about right here. You say, oh, we're going to help the people. What the fuck have you done so far that has helped anybody? Yeah, at the ground level. At the ground level.

Not the buddies, not your friend. No. Yeah.

And like, dude, when you talk about the economy and you fucking say, oh, the stock market's up, first of all, bro, people aren't retarded. They fucking can understand that the stock market is being propped up by foreign countries. Okay, they understand that. They also understand that the stock market doesn't make a fucking ounce of difference when they go to the grocery store.

Yeah, not one.

Or when they go to the gas pump. That shit doesn't matter. And he's so out of touch with this shit. He's like, oh, the fucking economy's doing great. There's more to the economy than the motherfucking stock market, dude. Anyway. Yeah, that was the most corrupt thing. Anyway, I'm not even— this isn't even— first of all, giving restitution to people who have been caught up in a fucking false flag operation, because that's what the fuck it was.

Exactly what it was.

Okay.

Yeah.

In order to lock down a surveillance state onto fucking domestic terrorists. That's what the fuck it was. Okay. It was to send a signal to people like you and I and everybody else who has common sense that says, If you fucking rise up, this is what's going to happen to you. You're going to go to jail for 4 fucking years or forever or whatever. So it wasn't even an organic thing. Okay. And now these people are getting paid restitution to the tune of $2 billion. But that's the biggest corruption ever when we got people who aren't even fucking from here stealing $8 to $9 billion out of one city. And this is happening across the nation. Get the Fuck out of here. The fuck out of here, dude.

Complete bullshit. Yeah, it's complete bullshit. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments. I wonder whatever happened to this guy. Like, what's he doing?

He probably sat in a hole for 4 fucking years and probably won't show his face because he's terrified of saying anything in his own motherfucking country. That's probably what happened to him.

Yeah. It's so crazy.

But, you know, he was led in there by a fucking informant, dude.

That's the crazy— like, Ray Epps, what happened to him?

Talking about all of them were.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, the doors weren't broke down, bro. They were broke down by people who were on the fucking payroll. Did you not notice the dudes who were dressed in all black and had their faces covered? They actually, like, opened the doors and held the fucking— and then we got the video of the guy walking down the hall and in handcuffs and then being uncuffed and giving the dude a fist bump and then walking off like All the evidence is there. It's all been there. Now they're going to fucking say, oh, well, that's AI.

It's just AI, right? Like, so I do want to ask you on the tax thing, Andy, like, strategically, how does that work? Because so many other countries are so indebted to, like, you know, are only surviving off of American tax dollars, right? Or at least a large percentage of it. Like, how strategically, if you were in office, how do you do this?

Tough shit.

Yeah.

Figure it the fuck out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just fucking full stop.

Hey, man, if we're going to live in a fucking free market, you got to let the market rise and fall on its own. You don't fucking supplement the free market with the guy. I mean, I don't know. JPMorgan ain't giving me any free fucking money to keep my shit afloat.

No shit. No shit.

Okay. The United States government ain't giving me any money to keep my shit afloat. It's fucking sink or swim. Okay. And if you own a country or you have a country and you can't produce enough fucking goods to compete at the global economy, then your country should probably be a part of another country that is. That's called being conquered. Not every country deserves to exist because they exist.

So, fuck, that's some real shit, dude.

Yeah, I know.

That's what happened.

That's been going on since the beginning of time.

How many countries you think would fall? Immediately.

A lot of them.

Yeah, not immediately, but like within the fucking—

a lot.

Very quickly.

A lot.

Yeah.

But what would happen is they would consolidate.

Yeah.

And there would be 5 to 10 to 15 fucking countries that kind of ran the economy. Some would be rich in oil, some would have other natural resources, some would produce things, and countries would have to figure out how to produce things, which would eliminate this communist mentality of we don't have to do anything. Like, why the fuck? So you don't have to do shit, but we got to do it all? Man, fuck you. I'm tired of that shit, bro. And I think everybody's tired of that shit. You know, do they do this shit in Europe too, bro? Like, it's all the same. They tax their fucking people, but they just don't send it to us.

That's right. It goes to the fucking gold throne.

Yeah. And that's why, you know, some of these countries have beautiful countries and, you know, they have good infrastructure. And like, you know, every country in Europe has high-speed rail. Every country in Asia has high-speed rail. Guess what we don't fucking have?

We got the Metrolink.

Yeah, we got some fucking hoodrat bullshit that you're afraid to go on because you might get stabbed.

That's right.

By some fucking dude who's not even supposed to be here. Like that girl in Charlotte.

That's right.

Like, dude, this is fucked up, man. And like, I'm tired of the performative bullshit.

Yeah. Oh, so it's so corrupt.

Oh, it's this person, it's that person. You know who the fuck it is? It's all of us for tolerating it. That's what the fuck it is.

Yeah, that's real, man. Guys, jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's keep cruising, dog. Got headline 2. Gotta go to Idaho. You've been to Idaho, right? Idaho. Yeah, clip that shit.

Clip that.

Yeah, yeah, gotta go to Idaho, dog. This is crazy. Uh, 4 crew members eject safely over 2 Navy jets.

Oh, I saw this, bro. Wild, dude.

Fucking wild, isn't it? Yeah, let's dive into it, man. Uh, all 4 crew members ejected safely after 2 Navy jets collided and crashed Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in western Idaho, officials said. The collision involved 2 U.S. Navy EA-18G Growlers from the Electronic Attack Squadron 129 in Whidbey Island, Washington, said Commander Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Force— Naval Air Forces, U.S. Pacific Fleet. The aircraft were performing an aerial demonstration when the crash occurred. The 4 crew members, both from both jets, safely ejected, and the crash was under investigation. Let's check this clip out.

Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Okay, we got 4 parachutes. We got 4 parachutes. That's crazy. It's crazy. First of all, there's no texting and flying, buddy. All right. That was clearly a case of texting and flying.

Yeah, that's what that was. Yeah. They were opening some Snapchats.

Secondly, like, dude, it was— how weird is that? How it looks like they like just stopped, froze.

Yeah. Yeah. Right there. They kind of like just freeze.

That's so weird looking. That's so weird.

Yeah, man.

Do they all live?

Yeah, they all live.

See all the parachutes? Yeah.

4 parachutes. Yeah, they all lived. The crew members were in stable condition. Nobody at the military base was hurt. Everyone is safe. And I think that's the most important thing. I think what's important, I want to know who was flying it. Who were the pilots? Yeah.

I just know they were texting. That looks like, you know, that looks like some distracted flying to me.

I'm just saying, was there a Stanley Cup accident today on the way in? Oh, really?

Yeah. I think they were both texting. Like, dude, you know, we had storms this morning.

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

So that signal was out right up there by what is it? Fuck, I can't think. The signal was out. And like, dude, they were both rolling at like 10 miles an hour through the thing. And I'm like, like, you know how like people take turns? Well, they both decided to go and they just never stopped and ran into each other. I'm like, what just happened in front of my face? Like, normally I'd stop and be like, Do you need some help?

Yeah, you need help with that.

But see, this was Darwinism. Like, I was like, I cannot interfere with Darwinism.

Yeah, bro, let it happen. Yeah, let it happen, dog. Yeah, let it happen. Yeah, I'd be curious to see if there was a Stanley Cup in the cockpit. You know what I'm saying? You know those big things?

That's all I'm saying. I thought you meant the hockey Stanley Cup. I got it.

That's all I'm curious. I think that's important. I don't know. You know, it'd be important to the investigation.

No comment. Yeah.

Or, or, you know, or, or was there some soy sauce packets in the cockpit?

I'd be curious.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying these are questions I can understand. If it was Asian, I can understand. Overall, they have a hard time seeing, man. You know, I get it. I can understand that. But, you know, it definitely wasn't anything to do with women.

No, I'm going to— I'm going to tell my kids that this is how baby Growler airplanes are made.

Oh, man. You know, I don't know what happened there, bro.

Dude, it's just weird.

That is weird. Like, real talk, dead serious. Like, how the fuck does that happen? Dude, you not see the other fucking plane? Like, you know, it's right there. What are you doing? It's like, dude, it's like he's trying to bump the plane.

I'm telling you, listen, I can imagine. I can imagine what happened up in the cockpit. Hey, you're getting— don't tell me what to say. I'm not getting that close.

Pull up.

I don't have to listen to you.

Yeah. Or it was one of these. It was one of these. You're just going down the road.

Look out!

And then they fucking— it makes you crash. Fuck.

Oh shit, dude, I almost got taken out by a Tesla yesterday.

I almost got taken out too. Oh yeah, that BMW.

Yeah, fuck dude, fucking asshole. And it was, it wasn't, it was a, it was an Asian. Hey, Asian in a Tesla.

When you're riding down the street and you see a motorcycle, I want to let you know, if you drive like behind them like you would a normal car and don't give them room, you deserve to get your fucking ass beat.

100%. Yeah, 100%. Lose your mirrors, something.

Something to get back whips for.

That's right.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right. And but yeah, dude, so these growlers, they crash, right?

Kind of like South fucking douchebag yesterday, man. I wanted to beat his— that's why my bike broke. Yeah, because I was fucking ripping on it so hard to get away from the guy and he fucking kept following me like 1 inch behind. Like, bro, that is not cool shit. Like, do you understand how dangerous that is to do to someone? First of all, you and your little silver fucking gay BMW. Okay, I saw the guy back there too, bro. He looks like he cries after sex. Oh man, he was like, he was like all fucking prepped out and like, you know, he thought he was real cool with his BMW and he's probably saying, look at the fucking motorcycle going the fucking road, bro.

Cry after sex is wild.

You know, that's what the fuck he does. You know, I'd like to have a motorcycle, but my wife won't let me.

Yeah. I was an older guy.

He's— no, he's a young little fucking dork. Mm.

Not, not, not a part of the TARP club.

No, no, fuck no. He was the opposite of the No TARP Club. He was in the Bitch Titty Club. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Okay, so all this. All right, so the Growlers, right? They crash. Now, these roughly cost $67 million apiece. Damn, a piece for one of these. Now, speaking of taxpayer dollars being wasted, that's kind of—

you really believe that's what it costs to make one of those?

No, fuck no. Fuck no. It probably costs— it probably costs legitimately maybe like—

dude, the fleecing of the American people is nonstop. That's why when you go to the hospital and you get a fucking Advil, it's $800. Okay. That is the product of a bloated, fat, multi-layer system that makes everybody else rich and us poor. Okay. And I know you probably hear me say that, you know, poor, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Life would be a lot easier for everybody if you didn't go to a fucking hospital and get an IV bag and it was $2,000.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. For $13 of material.

If that.

If that.

Okay. And then on top of it, and why do you think these medical companies and these pharma companies are the biggest motherfucking companies in the world and have so much influence and can do so much nefarious bullshit? Because they have unlimited amounts of funds. The same thing goes for our government and the tax system. It's the exact same thing. When the government does anything, you know why construction guys are always like, dude, I got to get that government contract? Because they understand they can throw the bid in, at 5 times what it would cost— 100 times what it would cost a normal job, and the government would just be like, okay, done.

Yeah, man, done.

I mean, dude, it— the fleecing of the American people across all aspects of their lives needs to be fucking dealt with. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, dude, I remember that video. I forget which senator it was. He was, uh, he was showing like a bag of like bolts during a committee hearing.

$75 grand.

It was like, yeah, it was like, it was like something fucking outrageous. He's like, dude, I could have picked these up at fucking Home Depot for fucking $10.

Yeah, that's right.

You know what I'm saying?

And people don't understand that. They're like, well, why is that? Well, because there's layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of useless motherfuckers that are all getting paid way more than you get paid at your job. To fucking charge that. They figured it out.

Yep.

Okay. And, and then they tell us, which is true, by the way, that you have to go work your fucking ass off to be successful. You do. That is true. And I'm all about it. But it shouldn't be nearly as hard as it actually is. No, it shouldn't be. People that have— I love what I do. I love fighting the battle. I'm a fucking warrior in that regard. And I fucking— I love the game. I'm totally into it. I understand not everybody's like that, and people that aren't should be able to get a job, have a career, do their thing, and be able to afford a home and afford some vacations and to be able to, you know, not struggle. There's no need for it. It's— that's the thing. It's not like it's even required. It's the result of greedy motherfuckers who have all the money in the world being even more greedy. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And then, well, and the kickbacks and the fucking shake.

Not only that, bro, they know that if they keep everybody broke, they won't pay attention to what's actually going on because they can't. So they don't even realize what's actually happening to them because their situation is so hard to operate in. They understand this, and that's what this is about, bro. Look, why the fuck are we paying any taxes when they just print whatever money they fucking want anyway? You want to know the taxes are bullshit? Just look at that.

Well, what were we doing before the IRS? You know what I'm saying? Like, how did— you know what I'm saying?

Like, flourishing.

Dude, the IRS isn't fucking— like, it wasn't founded in fucking 1776.

Listen, man, it's very simple. If they can print money whenever they want, then that means that the IRS and the tax code exist to financially oppress the people.

That's it.

For the purpose of control.

That's it.

That's it. That's the only reason it exists.

Yeah.

It does not exist to pay for fucking anything because they print as much money as they want anyway, which devalues our money that we earn and makes us poorer and poorer and poorer.

Have to work harder and harder, harder.

All of this is about control.

Yeah, bro.

None of this is about the American dream or making a better country. You think— do you really think— like, look around your fucking city. Do you really think they give a fuck about making this better? They have long forgotten about that. Long forgotten about it.

Yeah.

Two very quick things I would like to bring up before we move forward. You were talking about the IV drip lines. So I was just looking, what is the price of it in America compared to other different countries in the world? It's considerably 1/5. 1/5 or 1/3 of the price here in America. And the second thing, when you were saying about financial assistance to other countries in the world, I was just curious, how many countries does actually USA supply financial assistance? And the number is about 170 to 175 countries.

Yeah, yep, that's what you work for.

Damn near all of them.

That's almost all. That's what you trade your life for. You trade your life to subsidize the rest of the world. This is why I tell you We are not the land of the free. We are the land of the worker fucking bees. That's what the fuck we do here. And we sold a bill of goods, which is work your fucking ass off, American pride, blah, blah, blah, which, by the way, totally agree with in regards to what it's going to take to actually win. But they breed us to do this. Understand? This is why when you go to other countries, their value system is different. Okay? When you go to Italy, everybody's laid back. They're about living. When you go to Mexico, It's about living. When you go to Europe, it's about living. Yes. You come to America, it's about working. Trade your whole fucking life away so that these fucking elite tyrants can steal it and send to everybody else in the world so they can live and we don't. Get it? Now, I'm all about hard work. I'm all about— I love it. I'm not fucking saying if you want more shit, then you got to do— you got to pay the price.

Okay, but I don't think that people actually realize what's actually going on here.

Dude. Yeah. Well, on that, with wasted taxpayer dollars, you know, if they're not passing it to their friends or something.

Okay. And people will say after here, we'll fucking run for president. The IQ of people right now believes that that alien thing was fucking real. Okay. Do you understand? Until we get smarter, until we wake up, we're not going to have people in office How the fuck do you think these people got in there? They didn't get in there because everybody's paying attention. They're so fucking smart and financially savvy. Yeah, they got in there because people are like, fuck it up. I like that guy's fucking haircut. You know what? He's a red guy, not a blue guy. Fuck, dude. You know, he's a racist. How the fuck do you think they got in there and get in there because everybody's so fucking smart?

No, it's not our best.

And so until we, like, step the fuck up and start realizing what's going on, Nothing will ever change. And that's the people.

Yeah. Well, then it's shit like this. We go to California real quick. Darryl, Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles, she's getting ripped after suggesting taxpayer-funded dental care for meth users. This is the shit like this is the shit it goes to. Taxpayer dental care for meth users.

There'll be people out here fucking advocating for that, bro.

Yeah.

They deserve the same as— no, they don't. They deserve to get fucked. Their priority is doing drugs and meth and being a menace to society. They deserve to be in jail. Okay, and here's the thing, this is the funniest thing about it. If we actually enforce the fucking laws the way they're written, everything would be fine.

Dude, like, you know, I just want— I want a civilized society.

Everybody does, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I just want— I want my clean— my streets clean. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Bitch looking like Dubai, bro. Bro, I want this like Japan where you could just walk around and everything's fucked. Nobody steals your shit. You don't have to work, bro. You look, man, in these other countries, these high-trust societies, there's videos on the internet, you can look them up. Yeah, there's people that have Bugattis and Rolls-Royces and they will leave the key on the windshield of their car for days at a time and nobody will fucking touch it. That's what happens in a high-trust society. This is why when you go to Singapore, okay, there's no fucking litter on the street because you know what happens in Singapore when you get caught littering? They pull you out in public, they make you stand there, they pull your pants down and they whip your ass. It's called caning, okay? People don't want to get embarrassed in front of everybody else. So you know what they don't do? They don't throw shit on the ground. It's real simple, bro.

I was just looking it up. Singapore has a $300 fine for first-time offenders for littering. Repeat offenders can get up to $10,000 fine.

Yeah.

And while we were on the topic of this, uh, taxpayer money—

Singapore canes people, bro. Yeah, for real. It was a big— there was a big controversy with an American getting caned about 20-something years ago here. Look it up. American getting caned in Singapore. It was a huge controversy back when I was younger. This guy did some shit and they were going to cane him in public. And all the fucking hippies here were like, no, don't do that. That's not—

yeah, Michael Faye.

Yeah, Michael Faye, 1994. Yeah, that's right.

What did he do?

Uh, acts of vandalism and theft.

Okay, beat his ass in front of everybody in the world. Guess what? Nothing happened. Yeah, there you go. Can that motherfucker whip his ass?

He suffers 4 lashes.

Oh, yeah, bro. People here were freaking out about that.

Really?

Yeah, I remember that, dude.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I was 14.

I wonder what's he doing now.

You know, he's probably not vandalizing shit. That's right.

You've said this again and again. And all those places, all those countries where there are no crimes is because of the harsh punishment.

They don't take shit. Exactly. You want people to not do things, you have to not take shit from people when they do things.

That's right.

It's very simple.

Damn, he got his ass— 6 strokes of the cane, 4 months in prison, and a $3,500 fine in 1994.

Good.

Or 3.

That's good.

Crazy.

You think we'd have vandalism? You think our shit would look like that if we did that shit here? Fuck no, it wouldn't. It would take about 3 people getting cain in public for that to stop. And if they don't stop, fucking send them down to El Salvador. I don't give a shit. Nobody else here does either. These are criminals, bro. No one even gives a fuck about them. People use them for their political agendas. That's it. I was just going to say that actually gives a fuck because if they did, they let these people move into their homes. They let these people— they'd rehab these people. They let these migrants in. They don't do that. They're all liars. It's all bullshit.

Why do they let that happen? Because they want that for the whole environment to be chaotic.

Yeah, of course.

Oh wait, he got into more problems right after that.

Well, they should have gave him a couple more whippings.

He did, he did. Yeah, he did turn his life around in 1998, so that's good. But yeah, he got addicted to butane.

What the fuck? What? Huffing fucking paint fumes.

He told his parents it made him forget about what happened in Singapore.

I swear to God. Oh, obviously it didn't, bro. That's crazy.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Listen, man, I, you know, I grew up in a household where you got your ass whipped.

Same.

Yes.

Okay, 100%. And I was terrified to get my ass whipped.

Same.

So guess what I didn't do? Shit to get my ass whipped.

Same.

That's it.

It's real fucking simple.

They do that in India too. Oh yeah.

Everybody born and raised in the '90s and the '80s, we were all raised the same way. Universal.

Yeah.

If you do something bad, there's an ass whooper in the kitchen.

Yeah.

And you'll get your ass beat.

Yeah. And you know what? You grow up to be functioning members of society. That's right.

You become a dentist.

That's right.

You know, you do good things. Yeah, man. This shit's crazy though, man.

Yeah.

So how did we get from the Jets crashing taxpayer dollars, ass whippings, Taxpayer dollars wasted.

Everything always leads to capital punishment.

That's right, bring it back, dude.

Shit, I agree, dude.

And, uh, we really need to bring—

bro, when I was a kid, they could whoop your ass in school.

Oh yeah, we did that. I got so much.

That stopped in 2001. Yeah, because I got my ass whooped by my principal in first grade in 2001. I remember it.

One of the things that was the first—

I was terrified. There was this one teacher at fucking high school I— dude, it's—

oh, you guys were getting your ass whooped in high school?

Fuck yeah, bro.

Yeah, listen, dude, that's crazy.

Tim Raim, who was down here. Yeah, yeah, his dad was the scariest motherfucker in high school. One time, one time we were fucking around and we were in the— we were in a locker room. He was a football coach and we were fucking around being dumbasses. And this dude, like, like, you know the weight tree? It's like a triangle. Yeah, dude, he hit that thing with his forearm and knocked fuck over. Oh fuck, yeah, I'll never forget it.

Yeah, that's some scary shit.

Yeah, I looked at that, I'm like, I'm shutting the fuck up right now. Fuck, you didn't fuck with Mr. Rain, bro. You didn't fuck with him.

He's gonna bring the rain.

Yeah, bro, I saw him. Mr. Rain gonna bring the pain, bro, straight up. That shit don't exist now.

No, bro, well, now you see these kids getting in teachers' faces and shit. It's evident, dude.

Yeah. Look at the teachers. They're all like skinny little fucking political activist pussies.

Purple hair and shit.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

One of the things that was the biggest cultural shock when I moved to America was kids were able to call protective services or police and stuff like that. Yeah, it was nonexistent for me. And the other thing was, nobody's coming to save you.

Nobody.

And the other thing was when I was in school, everything was numbers. Here, everything was grades. Like when you score on test, it's like whatever out of 100.

So that was your school?

In my school growing up all the way until like I passed out college and stuff. And here it's grades. So you don't actually know what's your score. Like I could be—

I had numbers. We had numbers. It was—

yeah, it was.

Yes.

So it was like 92 to 100 was an A. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

That's how you know.

So that's like you're putting people in a kind of like a group. Yeah.

So a 34.

Could be the same group as a 54. So you would not actually know who's who.

How fucking stupid you were.

Yeah, exactly. You could be like marginally B, but with a very good B, and you would never know. So that was also—

I see, they must've changed that, 'cause I did, our school was like yours.

Yeah, yeah, it was taxpayer dollars wasted.

That's all.

Yeah, guys jump.

No texting and flying.

No Stanley Cups in the cockpit. Yeah, that's right.

It's a cockpit for a reason. Oh, come on. All right, come on, that was good. I'm not allowed to talk about that.

Oh shit, guys, jump in on the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Now I'm glad you guys were on the subject of, you know, reliving some, some teenage years and stuff because we're gonna need it for Headline 3, uh, because our teens are out of fucking control. Gotta talk about it. Uh, let's go down to Austin, Texas first, where we have 3 teens arrested for at least 10 random weekend shootings across Austin. Uh, 2 teens and a 3rd suspect were arrested in connection with at least 10 random shootings in Austin over the weekend, leading to widespread terror among residents and a shelter-in-place order across a massive swath of the Texas capital. A 15-year-old boy and a 17-year-old boy were arrested for the spat of senseless gunfire, including 2 shootings at fire stations between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Austin Police Chief Lisa Davis said during a press conference. 4 people were injured during the weekend violence, including 1 with critical injuries and the 3 others with non-life-threatening injuries, Davis told reporters. They stole a total of 4 vehicles during the weekend. It's absolutely insane. And it wasn't just Austin that was fucking tripping.

Let's go to DC. There's a chaotic teen brawl goes viral after teen terror prompts US Attorney Pirro's plan to prosecute the parents. So this is another round of bullshit coming out of our young teenage crowd. A massive brawl between young people inside a Chipotle restaurant in Washington, D.C.'s Navy Yard neighborhood has gone viral just days after U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro vowed to crack down on the parents of law-breaking juveniles. This, uh, the video of the fight occurred Saturday night around 8:40 PM. About 8 adolescents, uh, can be seen throwing punches and hurling restaurant furniture on one another, um, as innocent bystanders hurdle for safety in the corner of a restaurant. Check this out.

They huddled. Fucking God.

Yep. Now my question is this. Okay, I'm not going to say it.

I will. It's always y'all.

No, wait, because Austin, that wasn't us.

That's—

well, okay. All right. 50/50 split.

I'm not saying it's all I'm not saying it's all of them, but what is it, DJ?

It's always them, dude. I mean, my question is, man, right? Because like I said, you guys were just talking about, you know, the good kind of fight.

Was that, by the way, what do you guys call that technique? I'm just saying, at least your people stayed out of the schools this time. Hey, all right, fair enough, fair enough. We're moving the right direction. Getting better.

Uh, we're getting better. Uh, but my question is, dude, like, what happened to times like this? You know what I'm saying? When teenagers—

dude, that's how I grew up, man. Everybody got along, dude. No big deal. Like, nobody did that shit.

What the—

here's what happened.

What the fuck is this?

Kids got their asses beat home.

Yeah, that's what happened.

Those kids got their asses beat. These kids have never got their asses beat. Those kids grew up understanding respect for other men and women. These kids didn't. It's very simple. Okay. It goes back to what Z was saying about the Child Protective Services. These kids can call fucking CPS on their family for getting a little swat on their ass. Okay. And then you have all these do-gooders who are like, you should be able to punish your kids with no swat on their ass and they'll get it. Well, maybe, but not all kids.

Not all. Okay.

And like, I'm not advocating for abuse, but let's be real about what abuse is. This is motherfucking abuse on the rest of society.

That's right.

Okay, so we're trading some accountability when they're young for these bigger, worse situations when they're older that disrupt society in a major way. Okay, so this is a failed fucking parenting strategy in the flesh that we get to watch, observe, and see, and we should correct those so that this stops. We have all these people who grow up in these upper middle class scenarios who have never dealt with anything in reality. They've grown up pretty cushy, and then they have these bleeding hearts for these people that would literally fucking kill them if they had the chance. Okay, so we have to stop listening to those people because they don't have the perspective to understand how to deal with violent people. We have to correct the behavior before it happens. And if we want it to stop now, we need to hold the people accountable who are doing the shit right now in such a harsh way that they're fucking terrified to do it again. That's it. And that will clean up society literally overnight.

One of the other reasons why in the '90s and '80s kids were behaving in a different way, in a better way, was when, let's say, the kids were not getting caned by their parents and they did something stupid outside. The parents would go to the other parents and solve it out.

That's right.

And that sometimes involved physical confrontation.

Yeah.

And that also was pretty universal, bro.

And when I grew up, other dads whooped your ass.

Yeah, there was— I mean, that whole— like, the whole idea behind it takes a village.

Don't put your hands on my kid.

Yeah, right.

Well, your kid just fucking murdered a fucking cat.

That's right.

Okay, like, oh, that's his right to do. No, it's fucking not. No. So all this bullshit and this feel-good nonsense, this is what it gets you. Like, I don't know what to tell you guys. It's, it's fucking— it's idealism versus realism. It's what you wish it was versus what it is. And what it is is totally different than what you wish it was. And if you want things to be good and you want a good meal and you want a good steak and you want everything to be perfect, you can't complain about how the motherfucking steak's made. Every other fucking country on the planet that has a civilized society understands this except ours.

Bro, like, I can't take my fucking family to fucking Chipotle like that. Well, I mean, look, dude, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's fucking insane, dude.

Well, and then if you like do things like enforce a dress code or things that like you try to politely curb, you're a racist. Okay, so people have to stop fucking— and I think they are, but we have to stop fucking— who gives a fuck? Call us whatever the fuck you want. I don't want that shit in my fucking place, dude.

You know, it's hard. Like, how do they know which team they're on? Because they're all wearing the same shit. Yeah, like everyone's got Chelsea.

You fucking explain it to me because I don't know either. How do they know what team? I don't even know what the fuck they're saying. Yeah. And neither do y'all either.

No, no, I don't think anybody does. But, but yeah, I mean, so they're going after the parents with this, which I think is a great start for sure. But like, dude, I just—

and it's so weird too, bro, because like, there's a gap when you are fucking 12, 13 years old and you are a young man, you know, right from wrong.

Yeah, period.

Yeah, period. Okay. If you're 9 years old or you're 8, and these kids do some crazy shit because they saw it online, that's failed parenting. But when you get to be 13, 14, 15, you are a young man and you know the difference between right and wrong. And the reason this behavior happens is because they understand exactly what I'm saying and they know what the law says and they know that the law is not going to hold them accountable. So they are free to do whatever the fuck they want. So if they are— if they understand that, How come we don't understand that? Why do we say, oh, well, they're only 15? Well, that 15-year-old just fucking killed 3 people, right? Those 2 15-year-olds, a 17-year-old, or whatever the fucking age were, they just shot a bunch of firefighters trying to do their motherfucking job. And we're going to have bleeding heart Karens trying to cry for these motherfuckers, bro. We need to stop that shit. I need to stop. If you want a civilized society, that bullshit needs to either stop We need to tell those people to shut the fuck up.

Can't have both.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

And then— and they all think that they're— these people are on their team. Oh, fuck, I voted for Obama. I'm your friend. They don't give a fuck. They'll fucking kill you. I didn't ever think it would happen to me. Well, that was your fucking mistake.

Yeah, yeah.

Bro, what are these kids going to do next? Yeah, they're not going to go to— they're not going to get in trouble for this.

No, the teens, juveniles.

So, so what are they going to do next time?

Yeah.

And what about the time after that? What about the guy on the, on the Charlotte subway that killed that poor girl and said, I got that white bitch, and has a rap sheet 47 fucking felonies long or whatever it is? Okay. Like, we already know what happens to these people. So why are we allowing it? And furthermore, why are we spending any sort of taxpayer dollars to send these people anywhere and feed them and clothe them and take care of them? What the fuck are we doing? These people— criminals are fucking criminals, man, and they need to be handled like criminals. And I don't give a fuck if they're white or they're black or they're yellow or they're brown or they're fucking alien. I don't give a shit. You do fucked up shit, we're gonna do fucked up shit to you. And our fucked up shit's gonna be worse, so don't do that.

That's how it has to be, man. That's how it has to be. Um, I did, I did, so I pulled these pictures. I just searched in.

I do think that the younger people right now are completely fucking sick of this shit.

Well, that's why I was gonna say that earlier. There's definitely a gap, like, you know, from the 18 to like, you know, 25. Like, that's a good group of people. It's reassuring to me. Sub-18, bro. It's like, what the fuck's going on?

That's sub-18. That's sub-18. It's, it's the gap between like 35 and fucking 27 or like 27 and like 37. It's that gap. Yeah, that's the problem.

Yeah.

The reason these kids are changing is because they look at the people older than them like, y'all are fucking crazy. Yeah, you're a bunch of weirdos. Yeah, they don't want to be that. That's why the resurgence of church and Christianity and being all coming back. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Um, if you guys are on audio, so I got some pictures up here. Um, so I did like just a simple Google search, right? Like 19— I think I did like 1980s, 1990s kid or teenagers or whatever. Did you have any of these outfits?

I had them all, bro. All of them. Which one?

Any of them. I mean, what's wrong with them?

I'm—

no, I'm just asking.

This is how I still roll. What the fuck you talking about? What's wrong with those outfits?

Nothing's wrong, dude. They know they look good, dude. Like, they're respectable kids, you know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, listen, ain't no—

Shy, does that look weird to you? That shit don't look weird to me at all.

It just looks a little dated. Did you have that jacket?

I wish I did. That red one? Yeah, that thing's pimp, dude. That's badass. If I made that motherfucker right now, we'd sell the fuck out of it.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

Do you have a skateboard too?

I did not have a skateboard. I was fat. Fat kids didn't skateboard. Okay. We ate shit.

And what the fuck is she carrying in her hand? What is that?

Is that a boombox? I think it's a little radio. Hmm. That's what we used to do, dude. Like, I used to bring a radio with some fucking— you don't even understand this.

Having a Sony Walkman was—

that was a fucking huge thing.

Huge.

But like, if you had your friends, okay, you'd have a fucking radio that was like the size of a shoebox or even— I mean, you guys had them much bigger, but, you know, like, you guys just carry them on your shoulders.

That's right.

That's right.

What up, Cracker? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah.

We always want to listen to your guys' fucking bands. Listen, listen, bro, this is no bullshit. If the black guys had their fucking— had their, their radio, we always wanted to be by them because it was a much better radio.

Yeah, right.

Had. But here's the thing. The back is the truth. The back had a bunch of fucking D batteries. You packed in like 7, 8 D batteries. You'd bring your little radio, you know, and you turn on the fucking music and people would chill and fucking hang out. And that was cool.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Like they didn't— they didn't put in their headphones and listen to their own music while you're listening to your own. You're listening. It created a shared experience. Okay. And like, and you know, I'm kind of joking about the Black guys, but not really. Like, dude, when hip-hop came around, which I'm a huge fucking hip-hop fan, it's majority of what I listen to, you know, they made it cool to like have a bigger stereo and like, you know, the shit was cool and it wasn't like a white-Black thing. It was never like that, dude. It became that when all these fucking idiots got convinced that they were like at the forefront of you know, some sort of social justice movement that had already happened. You know, like people my age, like, like black and white, like we look around, we're like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Like, what is wrong with you guys? Now I'm glad they're figuring it out. But I mean, you know, it was just different. It was better. You know that I read this piece of data that shows that like 14 to 16-year-olds are actually buying non-smartphones. Really? Yeah, really.

Like going back to the old school, like Nextels and shit.

Yeah, they're shared experiences, bro. These are shared experiences. Like, this phone and social media has created an isolation vessel.

Like, yeah, we're alone together.

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

I wrote a paper on that in college. Yeah, it's real shit.

Yeah, we're alone together. That's a fucking perfect way to the point. Yeah, and like, dude, you know I mean, think of how much more fun you have when you're with your homies and like, dude, and by the way, you know, you want friends that are different than you. Like, that's what makes it fun. Like, what kind of jokes can you tell?

You know, if you're all the same.

Yeah, right.

Fucking Black guys with big dicks.

You know what this—

you know what they say is that's the fucking best moments in your life is when you forget to take the pictures.

Yeah.

So most of the times we are all so So distracted on our phones, we kind of miss the moments. Yeah, that's why all the people are realizing this and they're finding new ways to get away from that and get into more like—

by the way, I called that like 6 years ago. I told you we were going to go back to that. Yes, I think it was on a Q&A or whatever, like a— no, but I mean, dude, like it's happening now. People crave community, they crave shared experience, they crave interactions. And, you know, It's funny because I watch all these like brand experts on the internet and they're like, oh, it's brand new. It's like, motherfucker, this is how we've been doing it the whole time. What are you talking about?

You're brand new.

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think is the solution for this down in the comments. With that being said, it is time, good sir. What a time. Time for our final segment, guys. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. It's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. And we got some Andy Dombas.

Oh yeah. Some more, huh?

Mm-hmm. Got some Andy Dombas with, with, with the receipt.

Oh really?

With the receipt.

I always liked that one the best. Yeah.

Yeah. We, we gotta go through the receipt first. Pizza Hut. Yeah. Pizza Hut's making some noise. They, they've made some changes, some new people. Have come into the ecosystem. And, uh, we've talked about Pizza Hut. Um, what episode was this?

960.

Episode 960. Okay. Um, and this is the little clip where you were kind of foreshadowing, you know, the whole theme of the show is, you know, the good old days, right?

And that's what we're talking about now.

That's what I'm saying. And, and we were talking about, I think you had brought up Pizza Hut and, you know, what would be a good brand move for them. Let's check this clip. About that.

Pizza Hut has these, uh, like retro locations, a few of them, yeah, that are like when you were a kid you would go into Pizza Hut. And anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro. Yeah, like you would go in there, Joe, you know, you go in there, red cups, red and white checkered tablecloth, personal pan pizza, bucket stickers, fucking flat table Pac-Man, like It was all— it was— they were awesome. Every Friday night you went to Pizza Hut, it had a smell. Anyway, no, the smell was good.

Good smell.

Oh yeah, yeah, bro. Well, anyway, they got some of these Pizza Huts, and I thought we should, for one of the Day in the Lives, do like a road trip to one of these Pizza Huts, to the old school, so DJ could see what it was like because he didn't grow up in that era.

I'm down, bro. I'm down.

Best thing ever.

As long as I can use the same interest as everybody else.

Well, you can't. They got a different water fountain though.

Okay, so you described it, right? You were setting the stage. And here we are in May of 2026. Let's check this clip out.

It's amazing the comments we have about they have the red cups. Yeah. Yes, we do.

Tim Sparks got his start working working at a Pizza Hut that looked like this. He's now president of Dayland Corporation, which owns this franchise and more than 80 others around the country. They've redecorated many restaurants to rewind the clock. It looks exactly like the one that I remember from when I was a kid.

Yeah, that's what we were after.

Some Pizza Hut classics are now top-performing locations. Hey, customers show up for a piece of their childhood. It just brings back memories to share with their kids.

When you finally find something that tastes how you genuinely remember it tasting, like, you can't let it go. People come from 2 and 3 hours away, and I'm not making that up.

More restaurants are serving up nostalgia. Franchises like Burger King and KFC returned to old-school logos and packaging in recent years. At Pizza Hut, they even brought back Pac-Man.

Look at that, sparks!

This is much more than a game. It's a mission to rebuild places where families can connect.

If we get them in here as a family, they do tend to put their phones down and actually have conversations and speak with each other. I'm not going to tell you I know how to fix the world, but I do think that family is a good place to start.

He hopes to renovate more of his restaurants as long as he can find enough of those lamps. They're hard to get.

Yeah, they're almost impossible to get.

A familiar taste Cheers.

Cheers, brother.

Bringing people together, just like I remember it.

It's as if they listen to you.

Did he say cheers, brother?

Yeah, he did say cheers, brother.

That motherfucker listens to the show. Yeah. But he's smart. That's smart. That's how you're supposed to do it. Okay. By the way, this would be a good time to let you all know I have started an actual business consulting company. So if you would like to hire me to consult for your business, that is something that I will now do directly for your business. So, and it costs a lot of fucking money, but I know how to motherfucking win. And if you want to win, you'll hire me. That guy listened to some free game and went out and now he's crushing.

Okay, I want to, I want to go now. Like, I have to go.

It's not that hard, bro. It's really not. There's a tremendous opportunity. I shouldn't be saying this now, now that I'm starting my thing, but there's a tremendous opportunity for all businesses to think about how things were and to implement those things moving forward. Where are we going to go? Yeah, where are we going to do? We're going to fucking download some fucking pizza into our fucking face. Like, what the fuck are we doing? Okay, if you want to win, you got to stand on the other side of where everybody else is. That is the game.

Yeah. Speaking of, you know what I think we should also bring back?

I remember like fucking 6 years ago when I told everybody on Q&A over and over and over again on our— that like, dude, businesses were going to move back towards pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-America values. Remember that? When I said that, let's think about the brands that are kicking everybody's ass now.

What they look like.

Yeah, yeah, bro, bro, I have a gift that I can see down the pipe further than everybody else. That is just the way I've been gifted with it. So if you want me to come fix your shit, reach out, pay me money, and I'll guarantee you that you're going to fucking win. Yeah, this guy's smart, bro. Smart dude right there.

Super fucking smart, dude. I know he's going to kill it.

They just said it. They're outperforming all the other locations, bro.

That's fucking awesome, dude. You know what I would like to see back? Come make a comeback, even though I don't like them.

The Mayflower.

Well, I was going to say smoking. Bring back some public, dude. Like smoking everywhere, bro. Fucking eat a slice of pizza.

You know, there's—

fuck it up, bro.

Because like people are starting to smoke cigarettes again. Yeah, I'm starting to see that now. Yeah, it's weird.

You know why?

Because they don't give a fuck. This shit's so miserable.

Everything is killing us anyway.

Yeah, they're like, fuck it, I'm gonna fucking smoke me some fucking squares.

I don't remember what movie I was seeing, but I was seeing a movie from the '80s and this guy was smoking inside an airplane.

Oh, bro, that was normal shit.

Yeah, it's crazy.

That was what you— dude, there's still airplanes flying with fucking ashtrays in them, which is— that's a problem of itself.

Yeah.

Like, you mean to tell me this thing's been in the air since then? I don't know about that. But dude, like, you would go— look, every car, okay, would have an ashtray, not like in the middle of the car, but like on the door. Like, you'd flip it over and you do— or, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I used to play with my grandpa.

He had a little kid that you flip it back and forth, right?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, dude. My dad used to have this girlfriend that smoked in the car, bro, and she fucking hated us. Like, hey, she hated me and Sal, bro. And she'd roll the motherfucking windows up.

Hotboxing.

Oh, it was horrible. I'll never forget it.

That's terrible. Yeah. So I don't like the smell of them.

No, nobody does. I don't like the smell. Nobody does. But like, if you're going to look, man, if they're putting shit in our water, if they're fucking putting shit in the air, if the world's going to end, no one gives a fuck. So like, fuck it, I'm going to smoke some cigarettes, light it up. Like, I've seen more people smoking cigarettes than I've seen in a long time, and I've seen it online too.

Yeah. Yeah, it's making a comeback.

5 years ago, bro, it was like if you smoke cigarettes, it was disgusting. Now, I mean, I still think it's disgusting, but I mean, dude, I'm seeing a lot of people do it, man. A lot of people, they don't give a shit.

Yeah, bro. Nostalgia, dog. Look at that.

Yeah. I mean, the way things are going now, they probably told us that cigarettes are killing us. Probably the life source. Hell yeah.

The iconic Pizza Hut, bro. Can't have pizza, bro.

Every bar. Every bar that used to go into, people smoked. And like, if you went into a restaurant that had a bar and a restaurant, the bar was always smoking and it would go in the rest of the restaurant. Like, that's—

it was just— that was just normal.

Yeah, it was normal.

It's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, you go into a place, bro, you would smell like fucking shit the next day.

Yeah, but everybody smells like—

so you don't know your clothes like you could. Yeah, dude, it was gross.

Hmm.

But it is weird to see. It's very weird to see people smoking again. But I promise you, it has to do with what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Yeah.

People don't give a fuck. Like, fuck it. And you know what? America needs that. America needs more fuck it.

That's right.

That's why we got in this situation to start with.

You got to— you got to— you got to say fuck it to unfuck it.

That's right.

You know what I'm saying?

Correct.

You know how you always say, like, history repeats itself? The culture and the fashion also has a cyclical —way of repeating. Mm.

Mm-mm.

So when we going? Now? Bro, listen, I could take some fucking pizza right now.

I'm telling you, dude, the inside of a Pizza Hut, the classics like that, is one of my— and I'm not making this up— it's one of my greatest memories as a kid, was going to Pizza Hut. Yeah. There was a Pizza Hut, you know, on Tassajohn Ferry, if you go up towards Lindbergh, You know where Hessler's Pub is? Yep. That building that's like right next door to it, that was a Pizza Hut. Got it. You could tell because it looked like a pizza.

It's like transgenders. Exactly.

You could always tell a Pizza Hut, no matter what it is today, it used to be a Pizza Hut.

When I was looking for that clip, I found 3 other episodes where you talked about Pizza Hut, but it was always for the trans reference.

Well, I mean, it's true. Great fucking metaphor for it. It's true. You could drive by a Pizza Hut and no matter what it is, you know that that was a Pizza Hut.

You know what was there? Okay, you know what was there.

So it's— it is what it is, man. I mean, no one's gonna be like, oh, that, that, that was never a Pizza Hut.

That's right, that's right, that's right. That was born—

that looks kind of like a Pizza Hut, but I don't think it was ever a Pizza Hut.

It just opened up as a veterinary veterinarian's office.

No, motherfucker, that's a Pizza Hut. It's still a fucking Pizza Hut, right? So, so anyway, but that was where the Pizza Hut was. And we used to go up there all the time, dude. And like, we go in there, you know, they had the pizza. I loved it because I was the fat kid.

So how much was the average pizza around that time?

Fuck, I don't know. I wouldn't pay for it. I was— I had no, no idea, dude. The sodas came out in a pitcher like that.

Like, it was the shit. Just great.

It was, you know, you know, we used to have this thing in school called Book It. Do you know what Book It is?

We had Scholastic Club or whatever.

No, Book It was like you read a book and you got a sticker. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And if you got 4 stickers, you got a free pizza at Pizza Hut. Hmm. Oh, so like, I definitely pretended like I read all these books.

Dad, sign this real quick. Yeah.

Give me the stickers, man. My dad would do it too, because he didn't want to pay for the pizza.

Well, I was a Ponderosa kid.

Were you? Oh, Ponderosa was awesome. Yeah, bro. Fucking phenomenal. Oh, what was your favorite thing in there?

Uh, the roast.

My favorite thing was the breaded chicken wings.

The bread— oh yeah, it sounded like the drummies.

Yeah, I like those, bro. I'd stack up fried drummies, french fries. Pan Rosa used to be good, man.

Oh, you used to—

Country Buffet used to be good too. That's the problem, bro. Big corporate America fucks everything, right? Used to be able to go to an Old Country Buffet Now they got Golden Corral. I've never been in a Golden Corral, but don't— well, I'm sure because it's a massive business and they're doing everything like— dude, look, you should be able to go in an Old Country Buffet, dude, and like the food was like real food. Yeah, like it was good. Yeah, like you go in there and you'd be like, fuck, dude, did my grandma make this shit? Like, this is some good shit. And then big corporations take over and they go to scale and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut. And now you're eating, you know, dehydrated, rehydrated fucking egg powder. Yeah, yeah, dude. And that's what ruins— that's what ruins everything. It's greed is what it is. You know, if you make a great product, keep making a great product because everybody else is going to water their shit down and you're going to end up with something that stands above everybody else's. Don't cut corners. Don't make it cheap.

Don't fucking, you know, just do what you do and do it well, bro. People will pay for that.

It's real, bro. That's real. Thumbs up to this guy. Yeah, man. Smart dude.

I seriously wonder if he does listen to the show.

I'd be curious to know.

I hope he does. Yeah, I bet he does. Looks like so. I mean, he does. And he said, cheers, bro.

Yeah. Like, that's the tell, right? Oh, yeah.

Hey, man, if you do listen to the show, I don't remember what his name was. Come on the show. Yeah, let's talk about it. Come on. I like this guy. Yeah, look, bro, he's definitely one of us. He's got the shaved head, he's got the beard. You know, this guy is a wild fucking animal when he's not on the camera. All right. This is a tarps off motherfucker right here.

Full circle. Yes.

And if you don't listen to the show, you fucking need to.

Yeah. No, dude, he's wearing a black shirt. This dude, this dude is going tarps off at the fucking Cardinals game with us. 100%. 100%. That's a cool dude right there.

Smart too. I'm with it, man. Yeah, I'm with it, man.

Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got. Yeah, well, me too. All right, so, uh, don't be a hoe, share the show.

Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.