Transcript of 1026. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's China Trip Chaos, Senators Agree To Go Without Pay & Tennessee Shooting Suspect Charged

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What's up, dog?

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Oh, nothing, dude.

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What's crackalackin'? Sick hat.

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Nice. Yeah, man. It just showed up in my locker. I figured I'd throw it on today.

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That's nice.

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I like it too, because it like fits. I'm a hard fit. Like, I don't like the— I don't like the shallow fit hats. This is nice.

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Like them deep.

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Nice deep fit hat. You know, that's what it's— what I require. I can't help it.

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Yeah, man. Hell yeah, dude. I like it.

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I can't, I can't, you know, I can't do those shallow ones.

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I'm saying, yeah, the more you have more, I got a lot of head, got a little point. That's right. You know what I'm saying? That's right. All right, man, we're degenerates, guys. Uh, shit, dude. Yeah, let's, uh, I got a little intro for us, man. You know, it's been a minute since we've had an intro, a little intro topic, and we have to go to, uh, it's becoming one of my favorite places.

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India. Oh, sorry. India. No, man, we gotta go, dude, because this is actually fucking crazy.

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Um, so I didn't know this, and I'm learning, right? Because again, I'm becoming a fan of, uh—

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you're becoming a cultured individual.

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That's right. I didn't know they had tornadoes over there. Did you know that?

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No, I didn't.

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Yeah, did you know that?

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I didn't either.

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Yeah, apparently they got, uh, they got, they got bad storms and shit, um, that happened. You guys got monsoons though, for sure, right? Okay, I knew, I knew that. All right, um, but dude, this shit is crazy. Uh, the moment a man is catapulted 40 feet into the air after roof he was clinging onto was torn off during a ferocious storm. And he somehow survives. Dang, it's fucking insane. His name— how do you pronounce that? It's Nani. Nani Mia. Yeah, that's right. Nani Mia.

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Hey, good job there, buddy.

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I'm learning, dude. I'm trying. Now, where is he from? He's from O'Reilly. O'Reilly's.

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O'Reilly.

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O'Reilly.

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O'Reilly.

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O'Reilly. All right.

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And O'Reilly's a little too Irish.

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You know, they had the— I knew they were over in Ireland. I didn't know it was I'm sorry.

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It's funny because it's true.

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But, uh, but dude, this is fucking great. Watch this video, dude. Look at this.

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Oh dude, what are you thinking that whole time? Holy shit. Yeah, bro, he survived. Hey man. He's got a good story, dude. And he's got receipts, dude. That is what exactly he was like.

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He's, you know, so we learned two things here. At least I did. I did not know India had tornadoes, and apparently they also have roofs because he was—

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dude, that's fucking crazy. I mean, I give him an A for form. That's pretty good, bro.

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He could try WWE.

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Oh man, it's crazy. That's crazy. That dude lived, bro. It wouldn't take much to— I mean, could have landed on something or— oh man. Oh dude, how do you even try to land that?

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Like, dude, that is just some wild shit.

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That is pretty wild. That dude's up there too.

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That's wild, bro.

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Yeah, absolutely. Typical, like, spring day here. Yeah, yeah.

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No shit. I just saw that.

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I'm like, every single time we have someone come in town to visit, every single time, never fail. Every single time we have someone come to visit for the show, we have some sort of tornado here. It's like they're getting the full experience. Yeah, it's always funny too, because like how scared they get. Oh, bro, they get nervous. Yeah, they get nervous. And we're so used to it. We're like, they're like, are we going to die? We're like, we don't know yet.

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We all know. Let's go see.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, dude. I just thought that was fucking insane, man. That's insane.

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That is insane.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, kudos to Nani Miyu. Yeah, he survived.

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Apparently he's indestructible.

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Yeah. I mean, fuck. Yeah. He's got at least a couple more lives.

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Yeah.

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Um, dude, I just had to throw that in there. I thought that was absolutely insane.

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Yeah, that is insane.

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Insane, man. But, um, guys, it's CTI, so let's do some cruising. You guys know how this works. Um, if you guys would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfresella.com. You guys can check them all, link there for you. Uh, with that, let's get into it. Yeah, headline one. From India, let's go to China. That's the talk of the town today. So we have a tour of the East. That's right. That's right.

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Yeah, we're going to tour the Far East. They're going to tour the— speaking of touring the Far East, I'm actually going to be touring the Far East this year.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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All right.

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I'm going to Japan in October for 12 days.

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Bro, they're not going to let me over there.

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I didn't say you. Shooting a documentary. It's top secret right now, but it's going to be awesome.

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Okay, I'm trying to tie some things together. Yeah.

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All right. Has to do with the, uh, has to do with the chopper culture.

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Oh shit.

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In Japan. So I might allow you to come.

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Okay.

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If they allow—

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if they let me here.

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Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

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I hope you bring a katana.

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Yeah.

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Like a real one.

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I'm gonna get one when I'm there. Yeah. It's part of the deal. I'm gonna ride all through Japan in a fucking, uh, Samurai suit. Yeah, I probably— you probably go to jail for that.

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Kick your ass out.

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Yeah, they don't fuck around, bro.

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No, they don't.

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Yeah, you got to be nice when you go Japan. You got to bow.

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Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

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It's cool. You gotta, you know, hey man, they protect the culture. I like it.

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Yeah, it's important. I was gonna say, you know what would be sick, dude? The, you know, the hand tattooing they do over there in that Japan.

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Hand tattooing? Like, oh, you know, Polynesian, bro.

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No, no, they do it in Japan too. The Yakuza. Yeah, yeah, it's a Japanese thing.

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Oh really?

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Yeah, for sure. Like, that would be fucking sick.

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Yeah, that would be kind of—

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I know that's like a fucking 5-year waiting list at least.

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So would I just go over there and get something tattooed on me in English? Because like, how they do it, these people go get like the Japanese writing on them here.

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Like, when you see some actual English things in other Asian countries, you'll laugh so much because so heavily mispronounced. Yeah, I was fortunate enough to go to Beijing in back in 2016. And I saw a girl wearing a jacket in a metro station. It said, thank you, T-A-N-K-U. Thank you. The same thing happens here. All the people who get Chinese stuff tattooed, you have no idea. Yeah, might be saying shit.

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Yeah.

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What's your tattoo say?

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Oh, how many people do you think walk around with like, uh, Japanese symbols or Chinese symbols on there and it's like, I'm a fucking dork? Yeah, like it says something totally like not what you think it says, right? Yeah, if I was a tattoo artist, I'd be doing that shit all the time.

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Just be an asshole.

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Yeah, like, why are you getting Chinese writing? You're not Chinese. Why are you getting Japanese writing? You're not Japanese. It's fucking weird.

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Yeah, it is weird.

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It is weird.

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We do— we should also see where the Chinese bear piss is made over there.

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No shit, that shit works.

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Be sick. Yeah, it'd be sick, dude. I'm down.

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Well, listen, what are we talking, uh, the— it's the, uh, what's that shit called?

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Tiger Balm.

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Tiger Balm.

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Yeah. Chinese bear shit.

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Same thing, bro.

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Bear piss.

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That stuff works.

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It is. It's gas. Absolute gas.

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If you've never tried Tiger Balm, this is my unofficial endorsement of Tiger Balm. Stuff works, bro.

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It fucking works, dude. But yeah, we got to go China. Let's go China. Not let's go China. I'm a nationalist.

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Let's go to China.

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Let's go to China, shall we? And there's some chaos that's erupting behind the scenes of Trump's China trip, including trampled White House aide. So you got President Trump, a few members of the administration, they're over there. This is the first time, I believe in 10 years, that a US president has been to China. And he's over there, he's meeting with the Chinese leader, Winnie the Pooh, Xi Jinping.

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Oh, Pooh Bear.

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Oh, Pooh Bear, that's right. Bro, he does look like Winnie the Pooh. I know, like, I know he hates it. Well, you know, but like, you gotta take—

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what's the matter? He's him, you know, like, he don't care what anybody calls him.

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Um, but yeah, he's, uh, they're over there and so they're meeting.

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Um, he always has that same look, it's like this, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's always got that same look on his face, bro.

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We should take We got to take Dave. Take him back to the homeland.

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Dave's not Chinese. We're— that's Korean. That's a different thing.

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Listen, anybody not from America, it's all the same to me.

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Dave's not even Korean. He's just like a white dude in a Korean suit.

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Yeah, he's just cosplaying as a Korean.

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He's trans Korean.

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Is he really? Damn. Okay. All right. Well, I was actually talking about Japan, but I guess it's okay. Yeah. Um, but yeah, they're over there.

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That's what we say about you guys too. Y'all look the same.

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Listen, anybody not in America, you're all Arab to me.

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All right, do fucking Black people say that about white people? They all look the same.

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All look the same. No, no, no, because y'all don't. Yeah, I don't. You know, it's different. But, uh, there's been some things happening over there so far. So, so far, um, this is just events that happened today, not even including yesterday. There was a White House staffer who got trampled by Chinese reporters. A Secret Service agent was kept out of official events because he had a firearm, which, like, that's Secret Service. And then American journalists were prevented from joining the presidential motorcade, um, called strap hangers in this line of work, and they were prevented and left behind. Um, so there's a lot of stuff happening, but I did want to cover— I thought this was interesting. So when he first arrived This is like, uh, you know, the grand entrance ceremony, um, you know, state official meeting ceremony, right? He's coming in, it's all lined up. So if you look past the smog, you'll see Trump's welcoming. Let's check this clip. It's kind of weird.

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No, I think it's kind of cool.

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I mean, but like, they're like in unison. It—

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I mean, it's a little weird, you know. They love their Half of them got American flags.

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Yeah, well, because they told them they would kill them if they didn't wave them.

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Well, fuck you. Come to America. All the motherfuckers would have Israel flags and Ukraine flags.

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True.

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They got more flags of America in China than we do in our own fucking country.

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Damn. All of them are made there too. Pick them up around the corner.

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It's probably true. Yeah, that was their homework.

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Oh my, what is wrong with y'all, bro? Look, I'm trying to do better, okay? I'm trying to better myself.

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Why are you trying to do better?

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What the fuck, man?

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Just let her rip.

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That's insane.

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You better show up with your homework, put you in the fucking gulag.

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That is insane. That— oh, that's wild. Okay, all right. Uh, so they met now. So the, the entire delegation met, uh, both delegations, both sides. They met, they met for about 2 hours and 15 minutes or so. Um, this is one of the clips because it was a closed meeting, right? But, uh, this is one of the clips that was allowed and caught and allowed to be released. Let's check this one out.

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We've had a fantastic relationship. We've gotten along. When there were difficulties, we worked it out. And I just want to say, on behalf of all of the great delegation that we have. We have the greatest businessmen, the biggest, and they're all with me, every single one of them. And they're here today to pay respects to you and to China, and they look forward to trade and doing business, and it's going to be totally reciprocal on our behalf.

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Yeah, I like that. Yeah, yeah.

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What's wrong with that?

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No, no, no, it's just a clip.

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Yeah, that's great.

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I will say this though, that room looks like every single Chinese buffet I've ever been to.

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Oh, yeah. I'm like, do I mind?

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I'm like, I've seen that before.

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It does. Hey, fucking beef and broccoli. Look, man. Okay, let's be real about this. Look at the respect we're being shown in China versus the respect that we're shown in Israel or the respect that we're shown in Ukraine. All right. This is, this is He's right.

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Yeah.

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Okay. And by the way, I was right. We all know, like, that I like to tell you guys when I fucking told you so. All right. But I told you so a few months ago that they were working backdoor deals to try and align China and Russia and the United States so that they could get in control of all these other little fuckheads trying to ruin everything in the country, a.k.a. fucking Israel. Okay. So I like this. I think it's great. It's really nice to hear Xi say those things, and he's correct. And I hope that that's a genuine statement. And I hope that Trump's genuine, too, because there is no reason that we shouldn't be working to get together and eliminate the podsters of this global disruption that we've all been dealing with, including them and us. So I think this is a great thing.

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Yeah, it does. It does appear to be that way too. Like, I mean, there is definitely like—

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well, Trump and Z, dude, look, man, these guys are fucking powerhouses.

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Yeah.

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Okay. You can say whatever you want. These guys are big, powerful dudes. They're both physically big men.

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They are.

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They have big egos because that's the kind of shit that those— look, anybody that's got that kind of success, that kind of power, that kind of physical stature is going to have. A certain level of ego. And I think it's really nice to see two men like that actually, like, respect each other, right? Like, it's— it takes— it takes a very secure type of person to be able to do that. And they're both showing, um, I think, uh, I think these are good signs.

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Yeah. Well, and to that, dude, like, I mean, not only is it important for, you know, the leader to be strong, right, outwardly in appearance and, and, and, and, you know, stature. But it's also important too for the people that, you know, are beside you, right, or behind you, right, that are, you know, coming with you in the delegation. That's something a lot of people have pointed out also. I have this other clip, and it's when Xi's meeting the other cabinet secretaries, um, and like Stephen Miller.

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Look, he looks genuinely happy.

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He does. Yeah, he does. Now there's something very important about this clip that I want you to watch, and I know, dude, I know you'll pick it up fucking immediately, but guys, watch this fucking clip. And I saw this, I'm like, shit, this is fucking amazing. Let's check this out. It was going through. There's Marco Rubio, Scott Bassett, Secretary Hegseth. Not sure who that guy is. Steve Miller's up next. Watch this.

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That's respect, dude. Yeah, you got to have your respect.

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You got to have dogs with you.

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And not only that, dude, notice how— notice how he's looking him right in the eye, right? Like they're both looking at each other and giving each other a head nod. And all the other guys are kind of looking off.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Says something about Miller, dude.

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A lot. Yeah, a lot.

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Yeah.

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And I've always thought Miller was like a dog, bro. Like, he's always been very sharp, very on it.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, dude, all right.

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Yeah, I like that a lot, dude. Yeah.

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And then also, too, you know, Z didn't have to do that.

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No, he didn't have to do any of that. No, that's a, that's a total gracious, respectful thing for him to do.

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Hmm. I think there's something else too. It's like, you know, like, you know, a lot of people call China our enemy, right? And I think in some ways there's truth to that in a certain way. Like they're buying up American farmland. Like there's ways they're not going to take— they're not going to waste opportunities to fall behind, if that makes sense.

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Right.

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Like, and I don't take—

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why would they?

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That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't take— like they're another fucking country. Like they look out for their own.

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We allow them to do that. And under previous administrations, they encouraged them to do that. Right. And, you know, this is the reason that we have to have a respected leader, whether— whatever you think about Trump currently is irrelevant. When you put a weak leader in place like Joe Biden, who literally can't walk up a flight of steps, there's no respect there. You have to have a powerful stature person to have that kind of respect. And They have no interest. There's no— there's no incentive for them to respect a leader that isn't strong. Right. Because they have to look out for their best interests.

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Yeah.

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And they have done a lot of shitty things, but those shitty things have been allowed and encouraged by other administrations. So, you know, this is maybe— maybe, you know, we can get some of these things under control.

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Yeah, you know, hey, we're not— you know, we're stopping that. But like, there's a mutual respect that, right, that has to be there. And it does look or appear to be at least that it's back. Yeah, feels good. That's cool.

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Um, well, it ain't gonna be back for long if Trump doesn't do some shit between now and the midterms to make people extremely excited about voting for his side of the party.

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For sure. So absolutely, dude. Another thing that like, when I was watching this clip that I think has kind of also fallen to the wayside And this— sorry, ladies, but this might be more for men to men, right? But just a simple handshake, you know what I'm saying? Like, we shake a lot of hands, you know? And like, for the most part, people we meet, it's good handshakes. Does that need to be like a fucking handshake class for America again? Like, for the American men, boys coming up right now, have like— is that like a lost art, you know what I'm saying? The handshake?

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Well, I mean, I, I could tell you this, you know, when people start out, and I've done this for years and years and years, when I have younger people start out in my companies and they come to shake my hand and they do it weird, I stop them right there. I'm like, hey, that's not how we do this. We do it like this.

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Yeah.

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Firm handshake. Look me in the eye. Nice to meet you.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Don't be intimidated by people, you know? And if you are, don't show it. You know what I mean?

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No, that's real shit.

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Yeah. Because that makes people respect you, right? You know what? You know what leaders don't respect? Is someone who walks by the leader and kind of looks at him and then looks at the ground and shit like that. No, be assertive. Walk up to someone, shake their hand, give a nice firm handshake. Not overly firm. You're not trying to crush their hand.

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I hate those.

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Yeah, well, that's something people do. They overcompensate. There's a lot that can be delivered through a proper handshake. Okay. Nice, firm. No dead fish, no light hand, no overbearing handshake. Eye contact, very nice to meet you.

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Like, that's very simple, dude.

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It's very simple. But it is definitely something that a lot of the young people— and I don't think this is exclusive to men or women— need to understand. Yeah. You know, they're— in fact, I'll be real, professional women that I meet usually give better handshakes and do this better than men.

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No shit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because it's important for them to earn the respect right away. So they understand how to do that. Yeah, men don't really understand that. So I actually think that women are a lot better than that naturally, um, than men are at this point in time, because they have a feeling of, of, um, where they feel like they have to earn their respect a little bit more than maybe a man does. And for that reason, they study these things a little bit more.

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So they're more intentional with it.

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Yeah, of course. And it's something you should be intentional with. Yeah, it's something that every young man and every young woman should know how to do. You know, the proper way.

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Yeah.

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You know, I can tell you this, just as bad as a dead fish handshake is an overly firm handshake, because then that becomes you're trying to assert dominance over me, and that can be taken as offensive. So whether you're a man or a woman, you want to match their, their firmness. You don't want to like squeeze the hand, you know what I mean?

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You know, I hate to when they hang on for like fucking 10 seconds. Well, hey, let my hand go.

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There's a little bit of nuance there on how to do and what to do. It depends on who it is. It depends on— it just depends. But like, it's just like anything else. You practice and practice and practice and, you know, you can earn or lose respect instantly by how you do these things.

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Yeah, do that. That's super important, man. Yeah. A lot of stuff has been talked about this so far.

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Apparently, you know, like if you watch Trump shake a hand, when he shakes Z's hand, it's a very mutual handshake. When he shakes somebody that he feels like he needs to assert dominance over, he will shake their hand and pull them in a little bit. Those are two different messages.

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Yeah.

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Okay. That's saying, hey, I'm in charge here. When you shake someone's hand mutually, that says, I respect you. You respect me, right?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Now, the worst— like I said, the worst thing you can do is go to someone, especially someone who holds a higher social status than you and try to overshake their hand because they will take that as offense. And what they will think is, I have to watch out for that guy. That's what they'll immediately— yeah. Oh, yeah. Forever.

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Yeah. Immediately.

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Yeah.

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100%, dude.

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But yeah, I mean, so far it comes off as insecure too, because you're trying to prove something through your handshake for sure. You know what I mean?

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Absolutely. But yeah, so I mean, so far the meetings have been going good. Um, you know, again, not much has come out, but from what has come out, um, apparently it's, you know, there's a mutual understanding and there's going to be some mutually working together to fix some shit, um, and specifically lock up the Middle East and what's going on there. And there's been a lot of talks of that, um, but so obviously one of the big contention pieces is the, the deal in Taiwan, Taiwan, right? And where that's going to fall, um, still early. I think they still got some time And I'm sure more will come out, but that's abroad. What's happening here while dad's away? The kids come out and play, right? This is a very interesting piece on this. Um, it's been a lot of back and forth on this, this specific topic. Um, but I want to show what, what came out in the news cycle as Donald Trump's away overseas, uh, on a state mission. Um, CIA takes JFK assassination MKUltra files from Tulsi Gabbard. Okay, now this came out initially, um, and dude, the word that they used was her office was raided.

00:26:02

I saw that, right? You said okay, right? And then fucking it's everywhere on the news, um, and it's crazy, right? And like you hear this and it's okay, well what the fuck is happening? Is this a coup that's happening right now? Like what's happening, you know what I'm saying? Tulsi Gabbard, she's the Director of National Intelligence, she oversees our IC community. What the fuck is going on? Why, why would her office get raided, especially Trump's out of state? Like It's weird, man. Um, and, uh, uh, Representative Anna Pauline, uh, Paulina Luna, she tweeted it out. She also did a video on it, um, basically saying, confirming. And then she puts this tweet out again, 4 million views, saying the CIA has 24 hours to return the documents to Tulsi Gabbard's office or else I will make a motion to issue a subpoena. These documents have been requested by Congress, um, saying that this, you know, the CIA seized over 40 boxes of JFK and MKUltra files, right? Now the weird thing about this is that Tulsi Gabbard's office, they're denying that it happened. They're saying there was no raid, um, to seize any files. And this is obviously following the CIA whistleblower testimony that came out, um, and a spokesperson from DNI, uh, tweeted this out saying this is false.

00:27:14

The CIA did not raid the DNI's office. So there's a lot of miscommunication on what's happening. And then Ana Paulina Luna tweeted this out in Succession saying, clarification, took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also, this did not happen today and was not a raid. However, it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting, etc. So I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:27:45

Here's what I know. The CIA should be fucking erased.

00:27:49

Yeah.

00:27:49

Okay. They create more problems for the American people than any other 3-letter organization. They serve no real purpose for the American citizen other than to make life harder, to govern us harder, to surveil us harder, and cover up the truth that we deserve to have because they are funded entirely by our labor. They have no reason to exist at this point in time at all. And they are a rogue agency. And the truth of the matter is, is they should be erased. Every single motherfucker up there should be fucking fired and prosecuted for whatever crimes they have committed. And then they should start over if we really need some sort of intelligence agency like that, which we don't, because when it was formed, we didn't have the technology that we need, that we have now, where everything is available right now. So we have all these people and all these things and all these fucking people with different interests and dark secrets and all this shit. Black budgets, which, by the way, belong to us, the people. They belong to us. We fund them. They are paid because of us. And every single thing they do is against the interest of the American people.

00:29:02

It is against the truth. It is against disclosure. It creates confusion. It ruins the patriotic feeling that we have towards this country because we are fighting a battle against our own people that we fund. And the truth of the matter is, is if Trump had balls, he would disband the CIA and say, you guys are a bunch of fucking traitors and we're starting over. That's what actually needs to happen. They need to be fucking fired. The ones who are lying to us and have participated and all these things need to be dealt with appropriately as traitors, and then we could start over scratch with something that actually serves the American people. That's the reality. It's probably true for the FBI too.

00:29:47

Yeah. Yeah. Well, and dude, there's two schools of thought.

00:29:50

And now I'm not saying there's not good CIA guys. I know guys in the CIA that I've known for a very long time that are really good people and they do their job and they are patriotic Americans. Same with the FBI. The problem is is that the disease and the corruption is so embedded into the DNA of these organizations that the good people can't fight against it.

00:30:11

Yeah.

00:30:11

So this needs to end if we're ever going to truly have a free country. Most of the social disruption and the, the MK Ultras and the propaganda and all of this shit that creates all this confusion and all this angst and all this division comes from our own people that we pay with our own money. That does not make sense. Okay. So the truth of the matter is, is we need some leaders with some fucking balls to fucking do what needs to be done and start the fuck over. Otherwise they're going to ruin the entire country. The country will cease to exist.

00:30:47

Dude, dude, on that piece too, right? Like our tax dollars goes to fund this, this, this agency. They then take some of that tax dollars. They send that shit to Hollywood to produce movies. That's all propaganda against us that we then pay for to go see the movie.

00:31:04

Not only that, dude, that they are in charge of the budget that makes them look and appear as if they are these super agents, super spy agents that are really cool and they're super patriotic fighting for America. When in reality, dude, 90% of the shit they do is against the American citizens in our own country.

00:31:22

Well, prime example, this just happened. The video just got released, I think it was yesterday, started going around in Mexico. The CIA planted a car bomb on one of the cartel guys, fucking killed him on the road, and it's already been immediately pointed back that it was the CIA. Well, does that make the cartel go away, or do you think it makes them fight harder? And more importantly, are they going to go after the CIA or just normal American citizens?

00:31:45

Americans. That's right. We have to pay the price for their disruption and corruption. They go around and they start wars and they start conflicts, and they do these things in the interest of the financial interests of the people that are, you know, at the top of the food chain, because this is how they make their money. The banks fund both sides of these wars. The military-industrial complex funds— they supply the weapons for both sides of these wars. The CIA's job is to go in and start these conflicts so all these people can make money. That is not what this country is about. At some point in time, it crossed the line from being about us to being about how do we use the country and the people and the tax dollars to make more money for these people who already have all the money. So the reality is, is, dude, they need to go away. It needs to be abolished. It needs to be done. And like, you want to win midterms and you want to get the people out to vote, fucking fire everybody, everybody, and start over. and people be like, holy shit.

00:32:42

All right, that's some real change. I can get behind that shit.

00:32:45

Let me ask you this on that, on this topic, right? Because I know this is a discussion a lot of people have. It doesn't matter the end result, you know, like your end solution you're proposing, right? Do you think that the CIA started off as a nefarious organization?

00:33:00

No.

00:33:00

Do you think it started off in good nature?

00:33:02

Yes.

00:33:02

And then was tainted?

00:33:04

100% good nature and then was tainted. That's what I'm saying.

00:33:07

Yeah.

00:33:08

It was designed—

00:33:09

people believe it was started just off of nefarious shit.

00:33:11

Well, maybe it was. Maybe I just don't know. Maybe I'm naive. I don't know. But it makes sense to have an organization that is kind of like keeping tabs on everything outside the borders of this country to make sure that we're safe. That is the limit of what the CIA should do. Yeah, they should not be at all— they should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be able to manipulate or do or operate within the boundaries of this country, ever. Yeah, ever.

00:33:38

Which they do.

00:33:39

That's all they do. That's all they do.

00:33:41

Yeah. Yeah.

00:33:43

So, you know, but I haven't heard that even as a discussion.

00:33:48

Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, man, it's interesting.

00:33:52

We need radical change, guys. Like, we need radical change. This is not like you're not going to clean this shit up. It's too deep. It's like a cancer that has got all the way down into your fucking bone. And the only way to get rid of it is to amputate the fucking arm that it's infected. Like, these— this shit has to be wiped clean and started over. And if— it's funny because the amount of peace that would result and the amount of freedom that will result and the amount of unity that will result from the CIA being eliminated would actually bring America back in line with what it's supposed to be. A unified culture of people that believes in certain values, American values, which they won't allow us to have because it doesn't serve their financial interests of the people who are the most powerful positions in there.

00:34:47

Yeah. You know, drastic times call for drastic measures.

00:34:52

I do.

00:34:53

Yeah.

00:34:55

Look, There are some things that need to be radically changed, and they're not going to be changed. Like, if you have a company that is so corrupt down to its core systems and its DNA, you have to fucking fire everyone to get it back online. You have to. That's what needs to happen here, okay? I would say at least everyone who's been there longer than like 5 years.

00:35:26

Yeah. Well, a lot of people think, oh, we'll just fire the top. That's the problem. And like, what a lot of people don't understand, it's not even the top at most times, especially these giant bloated organizations. It's the motherfuckers on the ground. You know what I'm saying?

00:35:38

Not only that, they operate outside— inside this country, they operate outside the laws of this country.

00:35:44

Okay.

00:35:44

I don't really care if you go overseas and do what you got to do. But when you're doing it against the people who literally work their jobs to pay for your positions, that is in— and really by definition, that is being a traitor. Okay. You are using the labor of American people to operate in a way that is against their interests. That, that is, that is being a traitor.

00:36:13

Yeah. There's nothing patriotic about—

00:36:15

no, no, no. And that's why they fund all these movies to make them look like they're Jason Bourne, when in reality they're a bunch of fucking nerds that are sitting there trying to figure out how to leverage more power. And then they sit in there and laugh and shit.

00:36:30

Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Very interesting stuff happening. But yeah, let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's keep cruising, shall we? Got headline number 2. Uh, this is an interesting topic, um, because our senators, U.S. senators, finally agreed on something. And I would love your input on this, Andy.

00:36:54

Let me guess, it probably is going to take money from us and put it somewhere else.

00:37:01

No, senators agree to go without pay during shutdowns. Oh, after historic closures left workers unpaid. My question is, does it matter?

00:37:14

The resolution won't kick in until after the upcoming November elections, meaning current shutdowns are unaffected.

00:37:23

Yeah, so senators will now go without pay, uh, taxpayer pay that is, during future shutdowns in a bid to instill the same pain on lawmakers that federal workers have felt several times in recent months. The upper chamber unanimously passed a resolution to prevent senators from being paid in the event of a shutdown, in a move that could thwart future closures by making the consequences real for lawmakers. Pause there.

00:37:49

Yes, um, because we all know that all the senators make their money from the salary. Yeah, that they get. And they definitely don't make it from all the lobbying and all the corruption and all the special interests and all their rich buddies. They definitely don't figure out how to use that money. So, you know, let's take away their quote unquote on-the-book pay.

00:38:09

Yeah.

00:38:09

And we'll let them keep all the rest of it, bro. Yeah.

00:38:12

Theater.

00:38:13

Totally fucking theater, dude.

00:38:17

Now, if this was their only stream of income, sure. Yeah, it's great.

00:38:20

It should be.

00:38:21

It's a great idea, but we should not do—

00:38:23

there should be no government official that is allowed to make money outside the realm of what they get paid for their service when they're in elected service. They should not be allowed to take a single dollar in any way, because that, even if it's a dollar, that affects their interests in what they are and are not voting for.

00:38:46

100%, dude. Period. Like, full stop.

00:38:48

That's it.

00:38:49

Yeah. Yeah. Senator John Kennedy out of Louisiana.

00:38:53

If you really want it, if you really want it, they shouldn't even get paid for their service. But the problem is then we discourage people who are regular people who might not be wealthy individuals from even trying to serve.

00:39:09

Yeah.

00:39:10

So, you know, you know what I'm saying?

00:39:13

Yeah, 100%. I think, I think a very simple solution, obviously kill the lobby shit, but their lawmakers, their salaries should be based off the median income of their state that they're representing. You know what I'm saying? Like, tied to that and just ended there.

00:39:27

That makes a lot of sense.

00:39:29

Like, it makes sense. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, because at that point, you're direct. Your decisions are directly tied.

00:39:34

Yeah. Your incentives are tied to the outcomes that you're producing. And that's how every single organization on the planet that is effective runs.

00:39:42

Yeah.

00:39:43

Business owners run that way. Salespeople run that way. If organizations don't sell shit, they don't make money. You know, that makes a lot of sense.

00:39:51

Makes sense to me, dude. It does make sense to me. Um, but yeah, Senator, uh, John Kennedy, who pushed the measure, argued that preventing lawmakers from collecting a paycheck was a shared sacrifice after tens of thousands of federal employees went without pay during the two shutdowns that have happened since last year. Now I do want to bring something— and I like John, John Kennedy, I think he's awesome. Um, he's a very witty, funny old guy. Um, you know, but to our point on this whole conversation, I got some numbers here that I would just like to share with the audience. So, uh, the first thing— and these numbers are as of 2024, okay— um, the median American household net worth is $57,000, almost— let's call it $58,000, okay? This, this is excluding real estate holdings, things like that. The net worth of the median American is a mere $58,000. Okay. The median wealth of a typical House member is almost $800 grand, 14 times, uh, more than the median American. Now that's just the tip.

00:40:58

How can you expect someone who's making $800,000? Let's just say that was all they were making to understand the struggles and the situation of financial hardship that someone who's making $60,000 makes, right? They can't understand it.

00:41:19

It's impossible, dude. It's impossible.

00:41:21

And how many of these people do you think actually go in the real world? Like, how many of these people go to rural America ever? How many of these people ever go into a truck stop or a, uh, you know, an area where the Americans are actually producing for America. And then like, just stand in the gas station and watch people, bro. Okay. I stand in Wally's for probably an hour a week because I'm watching the coolers. All right. And for those of you that follow me for business, just to let you know, this is the type of shit that I still do. I go to Wally's and I stand 2 aisles over and I watch the cooler. I watch what people are looking for. I watch what they take. Whenever they take something that's not our drink, I go up and I ask them, why did you choose that? I don't tell them, hey, I'm Andy, blah, blah, blah. Say, hey, what'd you think of that? Why do you use it? What do you think? Have you ever tried this? You know, and usually if they've never tried it, I'll buy them one. Okay.

00:42:20

But I'm trying to understand their buying behavior. So while I'm doing that, I'm also paying attention to the people who are coming into the gas station. And something that I've seen recently that I haven't seen in a very long time is I see people literally— and I mean this— counting out coins, change coins to pay for whatever it is they're buying, their sandwich, their bag of chips, their food, whatever it is. Yeah, dude. These people don't understand that.

00:42:50

No.

00:42:51

And then you got Trump on TV saying, very— the worst soundbite you could ever fucking say. They say, are you worried at all about the financial impact on Americans because of the war in Iran? And he says, no, I'm not worried about that at all. All I'm worried about is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.

00:43:11

That's bullshit.

00:43:12

First of all, motherfucker, are you listening or understanding what's going on? Do you understand the difference between $2.50 a gallon and $6 a gallon on the average household. Like, these people are— the stats show it. The credit card debt is at an all-time high. People are riding the line. Okay, and I understand there's a lot of people that aren't. There's a lot of people that are doing fine. There's a lot of people that are making a lot of money. But if you're people who are making a lot of money and you're profiting off of the labor of the working class, it— you should probably care that they aren't in a position where they have to, like, pull coins out of the fucking couch to pay for their motherfucking sandwich. That is not right. And these people are oblivious to that kind of pain because they've never felt it. Donald Trump does not know what it's like in his whole entire life to have to pay for something with coins. He's never had to do that. I've had to do that. You've had to do that. A lot of you listening have had to do that.

00:44:13

He's never— he does not understand that. So how do you get someone who's never had to experience that level of financial, you know, I guess what we would call like stress, to understand the difference between $2 a gallon of gas and $5 a gallon of gas on a, you know, lower middle income family that works very hard and is doing the things that they should be doing? Okay. Now, I'm not going to sit here and say that, look, dude, like for me, you know, some people say shit to me like, oh, you drive that car when the economy's like this, motherfucker. I made decisions for the last 27 years to make sure that when the economy got bad, I was okay. Okay. Just because the economy's bad doesn't mean that I'm feeling it the same way. But I do feel it because I own businesses where people can't afford to buy shit. Okay, so it's in our interests to care about these things and to make sure that's not happening. Not only is it not right, it's not right for the people who are up the chain who are, who are, you know, selling things.

00:45:20

Yeah. Yeah.

00:45:21

So like, dude, this guy is completely immune to understanding that. So are his kids. So are the people around him. These people are going to Mar-a-Lago parties in their fucking white pants and, and their Rolls-Royces like aristocrats, like we've seen over and over and over again in history. And eventually what happens, which is happening now on the ground level, is that people are starting to get so aggravated with it that we will have an uprising of people, which we already are having. It's called communism, to believe that they should take what those people have, which isn't right either. Okay, so That soundbite, when I heard it, it pissed me off so bad because it's like, dude, how hard is it to have some tact about how you answer things? Like, how hard would it have been for him to say, yes, we're aware of that and we're trying to resolve that as quickly as possible, but we are also trying to prevent mass death from this situation over there. So this will be temporary and we are working on this at the same time. And it's something that we care a lot about. It's definitely a massive priority.

00:46:31

How hard is it to fucking say that?

00:46:32

Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:34

And you see what I'm saying? That's not hard to say.

00:46:37

No, no. Because both can be true. Yes, both can be true.

00:46:42

That is the truth.

00:46:43

Yeah. So, well, I mean, and what's even crazier on this, that's just the— that's the—

00:46:50

dude, Trump makes it impossible to support him, but with his fucking mouth. Yeah, that's the problem.

00:46:55

Do you think he says what he means? Like, it always comes out exactly how he meant it to come out.

00:46:59

I think he gets irritated that people question him.

00:47:02

Yeah.

00:47:02

And then he like, you know how I do that sometimes? Like where people will fucking just be and I'm like, hey, look, motherfucker, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And I walk the fuck away.

00:47:10

Yeah, you will.

00:47:11

Like, like, and I think that's, that's what I recognize in him. You know, he's constantly being bombarded and nobody can really understand this because they've never been in that position. But you have— when you're in a position of communicating in public service, you have to have some tact and you have to understand that people are looking for you to relieve this hardship that they are facing. And when you say, I'm not concerned about it at all, that is completely the wrong message, bro. Like, that one statement is going to be used against him so hard and like so hard.

00:47:45

Yeah.

00:47:45

And like, he's— it's, it's aggravating because like, dude, it makes it impossible to say anything good about him because he won't just have some tact. Yeah.

00:47:53

You can't— how do you defend that?

00:47:54

Right.

00:47:54

You know what I'm saying? Um, dude, the craziest thing on this too. So that's just the median House, House members, right?

00:48:02

Yeah.

00:48:02

For the ultra wealthy House members, the disparagement is, is even bigger. $125 million to that. So it's like, how, like, to your point, it's unrelatable. And, you know, they're moving like fucking kings.

00:48:17

I don't know. You know what, dude? Hey, this history has repeated itself over and over and over again for a reason. When society gets so out of balance where you have aristocratic people and the kings and the queens of the world treating the poor like they're shit, and the poor fucking finally— and by the way, we're all in the poor, just so you know. Yeah. Okay. Compared to these people. All right. What happens is, is that these people figure out that there's billions of them and there's only a few hundred of them. And what we're going to see in our lifetime, in my opinion, if they don't get control and get back in fucking line about this, we're going to see people's heads on motherfucking stakes. Okay? Because there's King Charles with his crown jewels on that are worth $100 fucking million on the throne. Okay.

00:49:03

On a throne of gold.

00:49:04

On a throne of gold with a jewel in his helmet. That's worth like, like, like, dude, like, people see this and they're like, dude, fuck these motherfuckers. I can't even fucking eat. I'm at my job all fucking day. I'm working my ass off. I'm covered in dirt. I'm covered in oil. I'm covered in, you know, shit. I'm out here doing my job. And yeah, you could say, well, they should have made better decisions when they were younger. That, that could be true. But the truth of the matter is they're still doing what they're supposed to do. They're working hard. They're They're producing. The economy runs on these people. And these people are sitting up there on their fucking thrones of gold and like, dude, real talk. If I was one of them, I'd be really fucking nervous, dude, because with all the technology and all the weapons and all the shit, like all these soldiers and shit, they don't make any money either.

00:49:51

Okay?

00:49:51

And when these things happen, dude, usually they side with the people after a few— after a few days. Okay? And what ends up happening is King Charles ends up with his head on a fucking stake on London Bridge. That's happened. Like a dozen times through history. So we are, in my opinion, we are not that far off from that.

00:50:09

No, you slightly undervalued his crown a little bit. Yeah, while you were talking, I just looked it up. It's only worth, uh, $57 million. That's crazy.

00:50:19

Yeah, so what's his— what's the throne of gold worth?

00:50:21

Yeah, fuck, dude. And the other thing too that also pisses me off is like, I see this number, even the $800,000 number, member, bro, net worth. These people, these members of— these are not business owners. These are not fucking people who have—

00:50:40

those are tax dollars reallocated to people's wealth.

00:50:42

That's it. Yeah, that's fuck— like, they're not fucking the best and brightest of this fucking country. They're not the hardest fucking workers.

00:50:48

Why do you think it attracts those kind?

00:50:50

Like, it's in—

00:50:51

bro, why do you think— dude, the criminal mindset and the entrepreneurial mindset is a fucking sliver of a hair different. The only difference is the value system that they operate in. Okay. Entrepreneurs that do things the right way have a stronger, more ethical value system. People who get in politics have no value system, and this is why they're willing to lie, cheat, and steal. At least people who are in business, they, they don't do those things. And if they do, they usually get found out and go out of business. All right. But these people, man, like, you know, I'll tell you what, if the people of England rose up and you know, ended up putting royals' heads on stakes. I sure would. I wouldn't shed a fucking tear about it.

00:51:32

No, especially since they just passed that fucking social ID credit system thing. Do you see that?

00:51:38

They're over, bro. Listen, bro, you could pass all that shit. It still doesn't solve 100 million people or 50 million people or a million people surrounding a building and breaking in and fucking cutting somebody's head off. Like social credit, that Yeah, right, exactly. Like, so like, they're all trying to— they're, they're behaving as if they are the first people in history to ever do this, when in reality they aren't. This happens over and over and over and over again, and it's happened over and over and over again for 12,000 years.

00:52:11

They want you to forget that it's happened.

00:52:14

No, they— their whole game relies on intimidation. Okay, their whole game relies on perceived power. Okay, there is not enough of them. There is not enough weapons. There is not— dude, you cannot stop a massive wave of people like that. Now, will people get killed? For sure.

00:52:33

Oh, for sure.

00:52:33

But for the first guy, yes. But when people are fucking starving, they don't have anything to lose. You see?

00:52:42

Yeah.

00:52:44

The good news is it's going to happen other places before it happens here. So if that happens in England, I'm pretty sure, you know, there's going to be a lot of us over here and be like, I fucking told you so, man.

00:52:55

You know, hey, man, man, guys jumping on the conversation.

00:52:58

I mean, would that make any of you upset?

00:53:01

Oh, fuck no.

00:53:01

You know, England's lost its culture, bro. Yeah, they're not even allowed to protect their culture. It's not even English anymore. Like, at what point in time are they going to realize, fuck, dude, we've been conquered and we don't have anything to lose? That will come. That time will come. The only way for them to avoid those things from happening is to create wars that they send those people off to fight. That's what they do every time.

00:53:23

Every generation. Yeah, every generation, bro. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Let's keep it cruising. Got headline number 3. All right. Soapbox time. Remember that song I was singing in the beginning? You said you had a lot to talk about on.

00:53:44

Yeah.

00:53:45

Yeah. Well, here we go. Headline 3 reads, man known for racially derogatory livestreams charged with attempted murder.

00:53:55

Yeah, I saw this. I never heard— I've never heard of this dude.

00:53:58

Dude, fuck this dude. Really? Yeah. Fuck him.

00:54:00

I never heard of him.

00:54:01

Fuck him. Fuck him.

00:54:03

Anyway, let's hear it.

00:54:04

Let's dive into it. Yeah. So a man uh, who goes by Chud the Builder and livestreams himself saying racially derogatory statements to Black people in public setting, was arrested and charged with attempted murder after a shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse on Wednesday, authorities said. Dalton Etherly, who's 28, and an unidentified man were involved in the confrontation that resulted in gunfire, District Attorney Robert J. Nash said in a statement. But Nash wouldn't say why Etherly was at the courthouse in Clarksville what he was doing or what prompted the confrontation. Police didn't provide the race of the other man. However, a witness said he saw him loaded into an ambulance, described him as Black. Um, both men were transported to hospitals for medical treatment and were stable. Um, the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office said Etherly was being held at Montgomery County Jail until bond can be set at an arraignment hearing. Um, the county sheriff's office said Etherly was also charged with employing a firearm during a dangerous felony aggravated assault and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, the sheriff's office said. So here's a video of what happened. This was right after the shots were fired.

00:55:14

This was recorded by a witness, uh, from a building. Um, but let's check this clip.

00:55:20

Oh my God, holy shit, they're out here! Somebody got shot. Yeah. Yeah.

00:55:42

In between, they got him.

00:55:46

So I know nothing about this guy.

00:55:47

Yeah.

00:55:48

Okay.

00:55:49

Yeah.

00:55:49

What is he? What's his deal?

00:55:50

Yeah, he's a piece of shit, basically. He's the one that goes around.

00:55:53

I've never seen it.

00:55:54

Yeah, he's the one that goes around and is like, you know, calling black people, like saying black people like chimping out fucking hard R's, soft R's, like unprovoked shit. Yeah. I mean, he's just like— and that's— I think that's my irritation with the thing, right? Ultimately, if this is a case of self-defense, cool. He should be free. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, is that I don't believe in this day and age for somebody to be going around intentionally trying to provoke shit.

00:56:23

That shouldn't be happening amongst anybody.

00:56:25

It's—

00:56:26

nobody should be doing that to anybody.

00:56:28

No, no.

00:56:29

White people shouldn't be doing that to Black people. Black people shouldn't be doing that to white people. People shouldn't be doing that to Jews and vice versa. That is fucking low IQ behavior.

00:56:37

We don't have time for it.

00:56:38

And not only that, it's low IQ behavior, bro. This is a big problem that I have. What's going on in the world right now? You have to be a really dumb motherfucker, like really fucking dumb to think that you can generalize an entire group of people based upon their race or their religion or their beliefs. And it's happening more and more and more. And every time it's happened in history, it's resulted in a war or mass death or some sort of, you know, nothing good. All right. And there are bad people of every single race and every single religion. And because the propaganda continues to tell everybody it's, it's all Blacks, or it's all whites, or it's all Jews, or it's all this— people hear that over and over and over again, and they start to fucking believe it. And that's just not the truth. No, that is not the truth. And I don't give a fuck if you disagree with me. If you actually believe that all Black people are bad, or all white people are bad, or all Jewish people are bad, you are a dumb motherfucker, period. Because while there may be little groups inside those groups that cause a lot of the problems, those people have names and they shouldn't be generalized with everybody else who isn't doing those things.

00:58:02

That is, to me, that— to me, that's common sense.

00:58:04

Yeah.

00:58:05

All right. And what I don't like that's going on in culture is that we, we speak lazily and we use our brains lazily. Okay. And we don't want to take the time to identify who the actual troublemakers are and hold them accountable. And the reason there isn't any accountability is because the low IQ people of the world generalize everybody into a group where you can't hold an entire group responsible.

00:58:35

It's impossible.

00:58:35

Like, how can you do that?

00:58:36

It's impossible.

00:58:38

Okay. So like, The truth of the matter is, is like, that goes for every group. And I know there's people right now who are saying, but it's the Jews. Look, dude, there— did you know that half of fucking Israel hates their government? Just like half of the fucking people here hate theirs. Like, did you know that? Like, you know that Jewish dude down the street? Like, he ain't your fucking problem, bro. These are the people at the top of the food chain. These are the fucking people, the leaders. These are the people who are in the quote unquote extremist cabal of every single one of these groups. And it happens with white people. It happens with Black people. It happens with Muslims. It happens with fucking Jews. And until we get smart enough to actually identify these individual people and hold them accountable, the shit show will continue.

00:59:24

Yeah.

00:59:24

So we have to fucking like this kind of shit. Like there's that other dude, right? There's other people out here that like But it's like comedy. It's like funny, right? Right.

00:59:34

And you had a camera in there. You want to livestream? You want to get the clip?

00:59:37

Yeah. Like there's, there's a difference between like there even is a difference between using like racially offensive terms in a joking way versus literally believing that it's like really believe that's what it is, right? Like, so, you know, people lack the ability to have nuance and it's destroying the world.

00:59:58

Yeah.

00:59:58

And dude, I just think that it's disappointing, man, because like, dude, I have friends from every fucking group, dude.

01:00:04

Like, fuck, dude, from every background.

01:00:06

I got fucking people on my team from every background. Like, like, dude, I got fucking black dudes. I got fucking Indian dudes. I got Korean dudes. I got fucking dudes with one leg. Like, you know what I'm saying?

01:00:18

Like, like, that's ADA acceptable.

01:00:20

Yeah. Like, like, dude, you know, and what's fucked up about like this, this style of propaganda when it comes to this generalization is that it prevents us from actually learning and enjoying and, and, and like participating in other cultures, which is really cool.

01:00:38

Well, not only that though, but it's like, dude, to fight the problems that we have, it's not going to be solved by just the white people fixing it. It's not going to be solved by just black people fixing it. It's a unity thing.

01:00:48

People have to police their own cultures.

01:00:50

100%. Yeah, 100%. You know what I'm saying? And like, I think my frustration, because I know that like all the fucking, you know, freedom of speech people, oh, it's just freedom. Yeah, it is. And I don't follow them for that.

01:01:00

Like, you don't have to fucking— you don't have to approve of it. No, but, but not only that, dude, it's like, again, then what is it causing? Yeah, what's the ripple effect of it causing?

01:01:09

That's, that's the problem.

01:01:10

Okay. And like, that, that comes down to personal responsibility, not the law, right? People that do things that are that level of racist should be condemned for being racist. They should be allowed to be racist.

01:01:25

No, you can be right.

01:01:26

Let them be racist. Just they're assholes.

01:01:28

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. You know, and like, I mean, with that too, there's consequences, guys. Like, I mean, you could say whatever the fuck you want. Just understand that, like, some people might not like that and some people might not like it enough. They might want to punch you in the face.

01:01:40

So, so the—

01:01:41

here's—

01:01:41

this is the result of What we're seeing is a backlash of the result of the last 15 years of cancel culture and speech restrictions.

01:01:54

1,000%.

01:01:55

Okay. So what's happened here, and we talked about this for years, is the rubber band has been stretched so far. I mean, fuck, dude, during George Floyd, like, people didn't know if they should call people black or if they should call people African-Americans.

01:02:11

I think I'm supposed to say colored. Yeah.

01:02:12

Or whatever. Right. But the— and then, and then no matter what they said, somebody got fucking offended by it. Okay. Because look, they— people were using it as a point of leverage to leverage over other people. Okay. For power. And this has gone on back and forth, but for the last 15 years, up until maybe the last 2 or 3 years, it's been to where you can't say shit about anybody. So now we're seeing this rubber band snap back to where people are saying things. And by the way, there is a use for these things too. Okay. The Overton window has— was so far towards the point of controlling speech and cancel culture.

01:02:56

Very suppression.

01:02:56

Okay. The Overton window has now moved back to where, like, we can say whatever the fuck we want. We could say faggot. We could say retard. You know, We can say whatever we want, but some of the people, their response to the restrictions and the experiences they had during the time of restriction is now they are very bitter and very angry, and they are allowing their voice to be heard in a way that, you know, is the result of them being restricted for so long.

01:03:27

For sure.

01:03:28

So, like, dude, somewhere in the middle is the right place to be, and that's the era that I grew up in, the era that I grew up in is if you had an Asian friend, you know, you made fun of them for having fucking slanty eyes. You know, that's the era that I grew up in, bro. If you had a black guy, you made fun of him for stealing bikes. Like if you, you know, the white guys got made fun of for having no rhythm and like being fucking maniacs.

01:03:53

Hot dog, right?

01:03:54

Exactly.

01:03:55

Like 100%.

01:03:56

And like, dude, if you can't tell those jokes, society has a hard time unifying because humor is what unifies people.

01:04:03

So it's the great delivery of truth also, correct? Like it has its uses.

01:04:07

So I'm unfamiliar with this guy. I don't know what he's about. But if he's running up and down the street just calling everybody whatever the fuck he wants to stir shit, you know, that's not— that's not good. That's not productive.

01:04:19

No.

01:04:20

Okay. Because now we— now we have a face of white supremacy.

01:04:25

Right. Right. They're right.

01:04:26

You know, exactly.

01:04:27

All those BLM houses were not bought in vain.

01:04:29

Right. So, so, but you see how this works?

01:04:34

100%.

01:04:34

Okay. And then also, like, just because you choose not to use certain language doesn't mean you're a pussy. It means you have values that you don't want. Like, some people will say, well, Andy, you don't say the fucking N-word because you're a bitch. No, because I've never fucking used that word in a derogatory term like that. Now I might tell a joke and fucking use that word, or, you know what I'm saying? But like, the rap song, the point is, is that that is a personal preference of mine. That is my value system. Okay. And everybody has their own. But the problem is, is that we've had so much restriction that now we're— the rubber band has snapped back to where people are like, they're like, you know, they're like, Oh, I'm free to do whatever I want. And yes, you are. But it doesn't mean you're a fucking good dude.

01:05:21

No. Or it doesn't mean you also can't, you know, get to escape the consequences.

01:05:26

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

01:05:27

I mean, this is one of the— I have a video.

01:05:29

Didn't the fucker shoot himself too?

01:05:30

Yeah, he did.

01:05:31

Yeah, he did.

01:05:33

But this is a clip because he's upgraded. He was at first, he was walking around with mace. This is the clip from, from Chud. This is some of the shit he would do.

01:05:41

You heard me, nigga. Fuck your sister. Wait, I am—

01:05:44

touch me again.

01:05:45

So he's just pepper spraying the dude.

01:05:48

You know how they loop the clip?

01:05:49

Yeah.

01:05:50

So it was a back-end loop, basically.

01:05:52

Okay, so this guy did something to him. He sprayed him.

01:05:55

Let's watch it.

01:05:57

You heard me, Nick. Fuck your shit.

01:06:00

Let's not fight.

01:06:00

I am—

01:06:00

touch me again. Touch me again.

01:06:02

I don't want to get pepper sprayed. I really don't. Go pick up my hat. You heard me, Nick. Fuck your shit.

01:06:09

Touch me again. Shit.

01:06:11

White supremacist. Touch me. That's what I thought. Okay, now I ain't gonna pray you that motherfucker. Now let's break this clip down honestly. A black man picks up his hat, gives it to him. He says thank you. Do you know what that's the result of? And I'm not defending it, but that's the result of white people being fucking harassed on the fucking street for years and years and years and years and years and being able to do nothing about it. And I'll be real. I've been in that situation. I know what that's like. I know what it's like to have 15 black dudes when I'm walking down the street with my wife start chirping and fucking embarrass you. They— and that's happened. And that's happened to most white men at some point in time. So what we're seeing is a cultural snapback of that. And that doesn't make what he's doing right. I'm just explaining it.

01:06:57

Yeah. No, 100%.

01:06:59

You know, and for him, he played a clip. Fucker wants to put his hands on me again.

01:07:05

Go home.

01:07:06

Let's go get his ass. Hail Hitler! Hey, thanks for picking up my hat. Look at this. Get her! Get her! Let's go get that dude. Yeah, you better run, you pussy-ass motherfucker! He just assaulted me! Arrest him! Are you a cop? You're not a cop, pussy! Yeah, throw some shit and run away, faggot! You fucking faggot! Go fuck yourself, faggot! He just threw some shit at me. Yeah, arrest him right now. Yeah, I arrest him. I definitely don't condone at all what he's doing, but what's— that's what's happened here. That's a fucking snapback. Okay. And the truth of the matter is, is that everybody should treat everybody with respect or this shit wouldn't fucking happen. Okay. Do you disagree with what I said?

01:08:15

No, not at all, dude.

01:08:16

No. Have you witnessed that before?

01:08:18

100%. Yeah.

01:08:19

I've been— I've been on the receiving end of that. That's not fun, dude. That's not cool. It's not cool when you have 10 dudes who don't look like you at all and they're surrounding you and they're saying shit about your wife and they're getting in your fucking face and you know you can't do shit because they might shoot you. So, you know, there's— there's reasons these things happen. And it's not, you know, it's not just unprovoked shit. Apparently the one guy fucking started shit with them. And he, you know, I don't know, it's going to sound like I'm sticking up for him, but like, I'm not. I'm just saying there's a reason these things happen. And really, dude, what needs to happen is everybody needs to be cool and treat each other with fucking respect. And this kind of shit wouldn't be happening.

01:09:00

Yeah, 100%. And that's my thing. Like I said, I mean, if it's self-defense, freedom, no charges. I'm with that freedom of speech. I'm with it.

01:09:06

Yeah. I'm just saying, but going around antagonizing and looking for trouble is a different thing. We got to be better than that. Again, that is happening because I will bet that what the situation I described has happened to him multiple times. Mm-hmm. Okay. And that's not me saying some racist shit.

01:09:24

Yeah, no, I get it.

01:09:25

Everybody's tired of the shit, bro.

01:09:26

Yeah.

01:09:27

People are tired of being called racist because they say black person instead of African-American or, you know, like, dude, I used to catch shit because, like, if I took a picture, like, this is how bad it was. And a lot of you guys don't remember this, but like, it was bad. And I take a picture with my friends and it would be 5 or 6 white people. And in the comments, but what, no fucking black people? Well, fuck, dude, what am I supposed to do? Call and invite my black friends to be in the picture so it fucking makes you feel good about it?

01:09:57

That's right.

01:09:58

Like, like, dude, it's just this, this, this. It's the cancel culture, political correctness shit, and it's snapping back. And there's going to be people that cross the line. And I've warned about this for many years.

01:10:10

We have.

01:10:11

So, you know, I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy. I don't know. I don't know what his deal is. Apparently, you know, he's running around the street, you know, fucking antagonizing people, which that's not good, you know?

01:10:27

Yeah. Yeah.

01:10:28

I also don't know what happened in this particular situation.

01:10:31

Neither do I. And I don't think nobody did.

01:10:33

Someone fucking assaulted him.

01:10:34

Yeah. I mean, that was the whole thing because, I mean, the other backstory on this peace.

01:10:38

Is it the law? I'm pretty sure the law is that you can meet force with force.

01:10:42

Yeah, you can.

01:10:43

No, what I'm saying is you can oversee it. No, what I'm saying is, is that if someone comes to you and I'm— this was the law when I got stabbed. I know this because I dug into it. But like, if someone comes to you and they punch you and you shoot them, you will go to jail. Like, the, the— that's, that's what it used to be.

01:11:01

Yeah, no, no. Now most states have switched over to castle, castle doctrine. Stay on your ground, no duty to retreat.

01:11:07

Okay, I don't fear of your life, deadly force can be used.

01:11:11

Okay, 100%. Uh, you know, but there was context because, you know, it's the internet, people get going. I don't know the particulars of that exact situation, but people are putting in context on the guy that was shot, and he was a career criminal. Career criminal, you know what I mean? But again, not knowing your details doesn't matter.

01:11:28

Again, no matter what this doesn't serve the cause that is trying. The correction has already happened, bro. Like, for the most part. Okay. We're— everybody's laughing at each other again. Everybody's kind of getting along.

01:11:43

When you can say faggot and retard on Netflix.

01:11:45

Not only that, it's a good move. Not only that, bro, black people are tired of the criminal element of black people. Okay. And white people shouldn't condone this either.

01:11:54

No.

01:11:54

So like, You know, we're back to a place that we, that we haven't been in a very long time where people are getting along. They're laughing. That oversensitivity leverage bullshit has ended. No one gives a fuck anymore. You know, the false accusations of racism, you know, are over the DEI. Oh, I got to have this person of this color on my team. No, motherfucker. I'm putting the best people on my team. Right. That's it. And I don't give a shit where they come from or what. They're the best. And we're back in a decent spot. But this, this makes it worse. 100%, you know. And yeah, I mean, that's my take on it. And I know that's— I know some people are going to hear that and it's going to sound like I'm sympathizing or whatever the fuck you think, but I'm just stating the reality, man. Like, this is what happens when things go all the way over. And as responsible Americans, Do you not remember me saying this for years where I said the pendulum is going to swing back? And our biggest problem is not that the pendulum is going to swing back, it's that we have to prevent it from swinging back too far.

01:13:01

100%.

01:13:02

And this is an example of that.

01:13:03

Mm-hmm.

01:13:05

So I don't, I don't think that it's like— personally, dude, I don't fuck with anybody who generalizes all people into a group. And that's a lot of the reason I get fucking heat on, on the internet, because I I refuse to say certain things that are popular to say right now for clicks and likes. And I don't do that. It's what's right, man. If someone treats me with respect and they're not nefariously trying to undermine me and they're good people and they work hard and they're decent, I don't give a fuck.

01:13:36

It's a case-by-case basis.

01:13:37

It is a case-by-case basis. And we can't generalize entire groups of people based upon one part of the element. Now, certain groups of people have larger criminal elements in them. For sure. Okay.

01:13:48

And my people do jump out a lot. Like, I can say that, you know what I'm saying? Like, we can say that. Yeah.

01:13:53

But, but, but it's not working anymore. No, people don't care anymore. So like that, that fucking, you know, mad black people shit where they scream and yell racism, no one gives a fuck anymore unless it's actual racism.

01:14:04

That's right.

01:14:05

Right. So I think we've corrected in a very good, healthy spot. But, but these kind of things don't fucking help. No. Right. Like, dude, Gypsy Crusader, right?

01:14:15

Yeah. Okay.

01:14:16

Gypsy Crusader gets on, what's it called, the app? Omegle.

01:14:22

Damn. What's the shit where you can make a Meagle? Meagle or something.

01:14:27

Okay. And he gets on there and, you know, he fucking says some fucked up shit. But like, dude, usually it's there. Everybody's laughing, right?

01:14:37

You're just seeing the clips. You're not seeing them.

01:14:38

And they're laughing back and forth. And like, as hard as he yells at them, they're laughing and he's laughing and they're laughing and he's laughing. And it's, it's a thing.

01:14:47

Yeah, that's right.

01:14:47

You know, and but if you want, if you show somebody that who's all the way over there, they can't comprehend that people could even relate like that. Yeah, right.

01:14:55

Like, now we are in a good spot, dude. Yeah, I think it's just important for people to like, we need to be pushing and continue to go further together.

01:15:04

I'll tell you what, dude, I watched those Gypsy Crusader clips and I fucking laughed my ass off.

01:15:08

They're hilarious. Yeah.

01:15:09

But do you notice that the black people in the clips are usually laughing their ass off too?

01:15:13

There's context.

01:15:13

Do you notice that like usually when they see him come up, they're like, yeah, they already know.

01:15:17

They're like, fuck yeah. You know, like they just happen to be on the street. Yeah.

01:15:21

And I don't know him. I've never met him personally. But I believe that the reason that he started doing that was because he got his ass beat by a bunch of Antifa people. Okay. So again, this is a result of something that we never saw happen. Yeah. And, you know, I actually, you know, I mean, you and I share his clips back and forth and we fucking laugh.

01:15:42

Mainly me sending them to you. Yeah.

01:15:44

Like, and he, you know, when people are cool to him, he's cool to them.

01:15:47

100%.

01:15:48

And it's, you know, like, that's how it should be.

01:15:51

Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, man. We'd love to get your input on this. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, dog, it's time. Yeah, it is. Time for our final segment, guys. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

01:16:07

It's weird to me that people can look at other people, dude, and like legitimately like look at their skin or the way they look or the nose. Yeah. And say like, sorry, bro, you're getting deep there. My bad. I'm just saying it's a weird thing to me. Like for real. Okay. Like that's a joke, right?

01:16:26

Yeah.

01:16:26

But Well, but the point is, it's like, it's, it's like usually these people that believe these things have had something really bad happen to them at the result of that kind of a person.

01:16:41

Yeah.

01:16:42

Okay. And these aren't just unprovoked things, right? Like, it's just, I don't know, man. I just wasn't raised that way.

01:16:52

Yeah.

01:16:52

Like, I— and, you know, I just, you know, when I— when I see a black guy and like, I assume the fucking guy's just like me on the inside, like, just different. He's probably had a different life and there's probably things I can learn. We could joke around and have fun. I get along with fucking everybody. But, you know, it's weird to me that like people— people can look. But then again, there's situational context.

01:17:17

That's right. Okay, so I'm walking down the street on Martin Luther King Boulevard or even downtown.

01:17:23

And there's 8 Black dudes, okay? And shysties, and they start saying shit different.

01:17:29

So those—

01:17:29

that's right, it's different. I've never had that happen to me with a bunch of white dudes.

01:17:33

No, right now. And for me, you know, I'm walking down the street and a bunch of white dudes, all right.

01:17:38

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, like when we were fucking— like, we were out the fucking— we were out in the country the other day. We were out the country the other day getting gas, and like, out in the middle of nowhere Yeah. Fuck.

01:17:51

Oh yeah, bro.

01:17:51

And he's like, oh bro, I think they're staring at the car. I'm like, I'm not staring at the car. This truck, this truck full of white dudes rolls by real slow, dude. And they're like looking at us. And I'm like, I thought they were looking at the car. And I looked at DJ, I go, I think they're looking at you. And he goes, he goes, listen, man. He goes, normally I'm watching out for you. But he said, we gotta watch out for me right now. I'm like, text matters. Yeah, I'm like, I got you, bro.

01:18:18

Yeah, I'll give him the wink. That's what I said.

01:18:20

I said, I'll give him the white guy wink. They'll know you're all right.

01:18:26

Oh shit, man.

01:18:27

Oh bro. Oh, but yeah, man, it's just, it's just a low IQ position and I refuse to fucking play into it. It's just not who I am. I just don't. Now, do I think there's a group of, um, people who pretend to be Jewish that have practice Jewish supremacy and fuck up the entire world. Yeah, I do.

01:18:45

Sure.

01:18:45

I absolutely believe that because that's factual fucking information. However, there's also a lot of people that participate in that that are not Jewish. We don't talk about that. There's also a lot of people that are Jewish that don't even— they're not even aware that happens. They're not part of those things. I mean, like, dude, it comes down to individual fucking identification and accountability towards individuals, not entire groups. And I really have a hard time understanding why that's so hard for people to understand.

01:19:11

Yeah, neither, man. Me either. Yeah, man. Let's get to our final segment of the show, guys. We got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. So we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of those two options. Andy, you're a South County boy.

01:19:25

I am.

01:19:26

That's right.

01:19:27

We call it South County Hoosier here.

01:19:28

That's right.

01:19:29

All right, everybody. If you're not from St. Louis, you don't know what a Hoosier is. You think they're from Indiana.

01:19:33

That's right.

01:19:33

We got a different kind of Hoosier here.

01:19:34

It's much different. Spelled the same.

01:19:36

It is spelled the same. It's It's a different thing.

01:19:37

Not same, same.

01:19:38

You would, you would call it like, I don't know what you would call it. It's kind of a unique species.

01:19:44

That's right. Yeah, it's just different, man.

01:19:45

Like, we go out and we go pee on the trees, all right? Like, we go outside to pee. We, we wear our wife beaters or no shirt in our front yard and we don't think shit of it.

01:19:55

That's right.

01:19:55

Like, we, we, we do basically what it is, is we do whatever the fuck we want, okay? And I'm proud to be from South County.

01:20:02

That's right.

01:20:02

Those are my people.

01:20:03

Should be. Yeah, 100%, man. Well, south of France.

01:20:09

Yeah, same. South County France.

01:20:11

South County France.

01:20:12

South French County.

01:20:13

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. This is— this is wild. Our thumbs up. A dumb as fuck headline reads: Drunk deer causes chaos after eating fermented fruit.

01:20:24

Fucking deer.

01:20:25

Beer and deer, dog. He got wasted. He's got South County white boy wasted down into it. Be careful not to get a deer UI or—

01:20:36

oh!

01:20:36

Oh, c'est grave le French police, sayonara Loire.

01:20:45

That's another thing we're not afraid to be drunk as fuck in public. I don't know. Yeah, I think it's encouraged if it's Saturday or Sunday, bro. And it's 10:30 in the morning. So, bro, bro, I would tell you that story about my neighbor when I lived over on Von Wood.

01:21:00

No.

01:21:00

Oh my God, dude, it was fucking so funny. So we had just moved into that, into that neighborhood and the neighbor next door, I know his name, but I'm not going to say it. Like, dude, this motherfucker loved Busch beer. Loved it.

01:21:13

All right.

01:21:14

And he'd be out like literally on Saturday and Sunday. I knew we were going to see this dude doing some fucking Hoosier shit. Oh, man.

01:21:22

All right.

01:21:23

So there was like a pretty big hill in the front yard. Dude, I walked out of my house, this is like 11 AM, bro. And this motherfucker was so drunk by 11 AM that he was sitting on his ass on the ground with a leaf rake raking the leaves on his ass. Like, because he was so drunk he couldn't stand up. So like he would rake the leaves, get it done, and then he would like roll over another 2 feet and he would would rake the leaves. And I'd be like, I walk over there, I'm like, hey man, what's up? He's— dude, he's fucking hammered. He's like, I'm just raking leaves. I'm like, that's— you okay? He's like, I'm good, man. Don't worry about it. He's like, I got a fucking beer here for you. I'm like, I'm like, give me a couple hours, buddy. I'm not as seasoned as you, bro. It's literally raking leaves on his fucking ass. No shirt, shorts. Like, you know, nobody thinks anything of it. But that's, that's what we do in South County.

01:22:17

Them Bush lattes will get you. That's right.

01:22:19

Bush latte is good.

01:22:20

That's right. But yeah, they're warning drivers to be on the lookout for an erratic deer that appeared intoxicated after eating fermented fruit. Quote, in spring, some wild animals consume buds, fermented fruit, or decaying vegetation and can exhibit completely unpredictable behavior, the Saône-et-Loire police said in a translated social media post. Um, let's check the clip.

01:22:48

Oh yeah, is that how your neighbor looks? Yeah, he's having a good time, bro.

01:22:57

He's fucked up.

01:23:00

Yep, that's my neighbor's deer. I don't know how he got to France.

01:23:05

You don't either.

01:23:07

Yeah, he's looking around.

01:23:08

What the fuck?

01:23:09

What are y'all looking at?

01:23:11

Just go straight, dog. Just go straight. He'll go back and tell his friends, you'll never believe what happened.

01:23:18

No, he's going to go back and tell his friends, man, you should have seen all the, all the deer bitches I got.

01:23:27

I saw this one doe, bro.

01:23:28

They were all over me, man.

01:23:29

10, dude.

01:23:30

Yeah, dude.

01:23:31

Fucking 12.

01:23:32

So what happened? Oh, dude, you know, Yeah, you had to go. Her fat friend got in the way. Oh shit, man.

01:23:39

But yeah, dude, social media went crazy. Somebody said, uh, if Bambi is overindulging in forest, uh, uh, apparatus, it might not be time to drive as if the road was entirely yours. No, uh, police said, um, yeah. Yeah, I got this little beer and deer dog. Yep.

01:24:04

Hey man, it happens. It's happened to everybody.

01:24:11

I've been there.

01:24:12

I think it's pretty funny.

01:24:13

Yeah, yeah, I thought that was fun.

01:24:15

Did one time— one time I was smoking, and just so you know, you guys, I have stopped smoking cannabis. Um, I'd probably start again later, but I've stopped for the meantime. And I was rolling a marijuana cigarette, mm-hmm, spliff, and a couple little tiny buds, like little bitty ones, might have fallen on the floor. I didn't think anything of it, but Charlie, okay, she does this thing where she like scans the floor for anything to eat. All the time.

01:24:52

She's like a Dyson vacuum.

01:24:54

Yes.

01:24:54

Yeah.

01:24:55

So apparently she had found these buds and like an hour later, like she couldn't walk. Like she was walking through the house and like falling over and like sitting and then like being like, like fall, like falling asleep. And like, I thought she was having some sort of like medical emergency seizure or whatever. Right. So this is like, I don't know, 11 at night.

01:25:20

It was late. Yeah.

01:25:21

Yeah. So we had to— you remember this?

01:25:22

Yeah.

01:25:23

So we had to take her to the fucking, the animal, the emergency hospital. And we were on the phone with them and the vet who was on the phone with us, we were explaining what had happened and she said, well, hey, you can't come in. And we're like, what the fuck? You can't come in? She's like, I'll come out and see you. So she comes out, Charlie's in the back seat, and she's like, you know, fucking not being able to stand up and shit. She shines the light in her eyes and looks at it. She goes, do you guys, uh, do you guys smoke cannabis? And I'm like, I do. And she's like, yeah, what's that got to do with anything? She's like, I think your dog might have ate some of it. Yeah, so Charlie, Charlie went on a little marijuana trip. And, and the reason that the vet had come out was because she had figured out over the phone that the dog had probably gotten into marijuana and it saved us $300.

01:26:24

Yeah.

01:26:25

So, yeah, so it's very nice of her.

01:26:27

But yeah, most expensive drug test ever.

01:26:29

Yeah. So she's like, take her home, she'll be fine. And she was. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what's funny now is like, if I ever smoke now and I get the shit out, she will come over and try to like get up on the table and get the shit.

01:26:41

She's a little addict.

01:26:41

Oh yeah. Now she's hooked.

01:26:42

Oh man.

01:26:44

She—

01:26:44

poor Charlie. That's going to be the next one. It's in Charlie's book.

01:26:47

She did. Charlie gets stoned.

01:26:49

Charlie goes to fucking rehab.

01:26:54

She missed her D.A.R.E. class, you know what I'm saying?

01:26:57

Oh man. Hell yeah, man. Beer and deer. Yeah. Thumbs up.

01:27:01

Weed and bulldogs.

01:27:02

That's right. I'm with it, dude. Guys, Andy, that's all I got.

01:27:07

All right guys, well that is the show. We will see you again on Monday. Don't be a hoe, share the show.

01:27:11

Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a boat, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.

Episode description

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the chaos unfolding behind the scenes during Trump's China trip, Senators agreeing to forgo pay during government shutdowns after years of workers being left unpaid, and the Tennessee man known for racially charged livestreams now facing attempted murder charges following a shooting incident.