Transcript of 1021. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Assassination Attempt Charges, Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lambos & JPMorgan Executive Sexually Abused New

Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze.

Fuck up boat, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.

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All right. What's up, dude?

Hola. Hola, muchachos.

Yeah.

Yeah. What's going on, dog?

Oh, doing it.

Yeah, we're doing it.

Just doing it.

Yeah, we are, man. You know, it's that time of year.

What you got there? The White Lightning?

Yep. Silver. Yeah.

Silver Lightning.

Silver Lightning.

Yeah. They wouldn't allow us to call it White Lightning.

That's so weird. Yeah. I think this is like— between this and the Paradise Punch, the Silver Lightning is becoming a fan favorite. It's a good one, dude.

Yeah. I saw some head-to-head A/B testing on the internet from unaffiliated people, and it was destroying the White Monster every time, which was great. So if you're a White Monster guy, Give the— give the Silver Lightning a shot. I think you're going to be surprised.

Yeah. No, it's delicious, dude. Yeah, it's delicious. Absolutely delicious. But it's that time of the year.

What time is that?

It's your favorite time of the year.

I don't know what that means. Oh, the WNBA is starting back up. I am so excited.

I know, dude. I know you would be.

I actually am more of a fan of WNBA than I was last year. Yeah. Yeah, you know, we got to know Sophie Cunningham this past year.

Awesome.

Who is, I think, the best forward-facing player in WNBA. I think if they made her the face of WNBA, be much more popular.

Oh, for sure. Yeah, for sure. She's, she's awesome. She's, she's awesome. Yeah. But it's that time we're, we're in the preseason and, you know, to summarize what's about to happen and all the excitement we have to look forward to. There's a video.

Okay.

Shall we?

Let's do. Angel Reese preseason basketball. We're back, baby. 3 ball, you want some? Come get some. Bang! I heard she got traded for a used jockstrap and a dirty diaper. New team, same layup package. Bang! How about them eyeballs? You know what they say, free throws ain't free. How about it? Bang! They say second time's a charm.

Bang! No, it's not.

How about the third time? Bang! Alright, fine. The fourth one will go in. Flip that wrist, spin that ball, wiggity wiggity, bang! Oh yeah, favorite possession right here. Jam! Nah, not ready, not ready. Hands a little slippery. Had too much popcorn with butter.

Butter?

Butter pecan! Butter! How many times I gotta tell you? Only three things in life are certain.

I'm so fucking excited.

I can't imagine why they have problems selling tickets.

Let her cook.

Isn't this the same person that said that the only reason that people like Caitlin Clark more than her is because she's white? Isn't that the truth?

Something to that effect.

Maybe people like Caitlin Clark better because the ball actually goes into the basket.

Could it be that?

That couldn't be. There's no way.

Yeah, man.

Whoo!

Yeah, I'm so excited, dude. Yeah, I'm excited. It's that time of the year, man. They're getting things spiced up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's the same old— it's the same old, same old. I mean, if you're going to pick a star of the NBA or the WNBA, you want one that puts the ball in the hole.

Yeah, well, usually aren't they like— shouldn't that be like a natural thing, like a natural process, you know what I'm saying? Like the fans decide who the favorite is, right?

Yeah, well, you know, and like that didn't happen in this situation. Well, you know, it's— you go woke, you go broke. Yeah, and people are tired of it, dude.

And you know how much more broke could they— could they— yeah, okay, that's enough. I'm done. No more. You go broke-er.

I mean, look, dude, there's so many women basketball players that are so much better than her. And, you know, her problem is, you know what her problem is, dude? It's the same problem that everybody has whenever they get to a certain level. They start to believe they're better than they are and they let their ego take over. And I can promise you at 98% certainty that she is not doing the things that have gotten her here. She's not putting in the time. She's not putting in the practice. She's too busy being an influencer. You know, if you want to be the fucking face, you need to be good.

Back it up.

Okay. Put the ball in the hole. Now, I can't talk shit because I couldn't do it either, but I'm also not claiming that people, you know, pay me. Yeah, right.

Exactly. Yeah. No, dude, you know what I would like, dude? Because like, look, I got, I got 3 little girls, you know, and Ryan is actually interested in playing basketball.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? And like, okay, cool. I'm excited for that. That's great. You know what I'm saying? And I want her to be able to look up at women who are, you know, they've worked their asses off all this time to get there. It's awesome, you know? But like, you could still be a good moral person, good person of just good character. And like, there's not a whole lot of that. And the ones that are they don't fucking give them any, any face time.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's because they're stuck on that, on that woke shit.

Yeah, bro.

You know, like, and the reality is, man, the market decides what products are worth. Okay? You can want, you can wish, you can think it should be. None of that shit matters. It's what does the market say you're worth? And the market says that they don't want to watch people who are arrogant, cocky, loudmouth, putting, you know, themselves out there in a way like they're the Michael Jordan of whatever and then can't even do the job that they're paid to do.

Right.

All right. That's not— that's not what the market rewards.

Right. It's just not.

So get better or stop putting her out there as the face.

That's real, man. I'm excited. Well, I got my season tickets secured, so.

Yeah. They were free, practically giving them out.

No, okay, uh, good luck, ladies. Uh, I hope you guys have a great—

we deserve to be paid the same as the men.

That's right.

You go, you go to a fucking men NBA game and these dudes are shooting 6 yards outside the fucking free throw line and putting it in there. Okay, and that's the reality.

Yep.

All right, it's, it's I can appreciate— look, dude, I grew up in an era around Jackie Stiles. Jackie Stiles is one of the greatest women basketball athletes that's ever played. I've watched her practice with Division I men against a Sweet 16 team and dominate them. So there are women out there that are fundamentally much better than men at their ball skills, their dribbling, their passing, and their shooting, but they're not showcasing that the way that they should be. And if they did, they would have more people in the stands.

Yeah. So Jackie Stiles, she's, she's—

if you don't know who Jackie Stiles is, you don't even know anything about basketball. That's the truth. One of the greatest players ever played, man or woman.

So that's a—

okay, bro, she would dominate. And we had a Sweet 16 men's team. She'd dominate them.

Really?

Yeah. So hell yeah, man, she's been here a couple times.

Really?

Yeah.

Hell yeah. Great.

And by the way, awesome person. That's right.

Yep. Yeah.

Did they?

Yeah, I think it's like 4 or 5x.

Really? 4 or 5x? Where'd that come from? It comes from subsidies from the NBA.

From the NBA. Yeah, 4 or 5x.

Yeah, well, damn, whatever.

Yeah, yep. Good luck, ladies. Sophie, kill it. Um, and maybe, uh, hopefully there's less assaults on the court this year.

Listen, if the— if these girls just fought each other every time, the attendance would go up.

Just make it like hockey, dog. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Let them run. Uh, hell yeah, man. Well guys, we got a hell of a show for you, man. There's a lot to cover. We, we, we didn't even address it. We took off Monday. We're not here Monday. Sorry about that. Um, had shit going on though, you know, had to do some stuff, important stuff. But we're here and we got a hell of a show put together for you guys. So, um, let's get ready to dive into it. Remember, as always, if you guys would like to see any of the outlines that we put together, pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfresella.com. You guys can check them all, link there for you. Thus being previously stated, you work on that. You like that? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, dog. Let's get into headline one. So again, this, this, you know, I got a little bit of catch-up. This is a little bit of catch-up, um, just because we didn't get a chance to address it. Um, but the White House Correspondents' Dinner, yeah, that was weird, right? A little weird.

It was weird.

Um, they had a shooting, um, at, uh, they had a shooting there. Um, suspect Cole Allen makes absurd argument for why he should walk free despite Trump assassination attempt charges. Yeah, uh, this guy's off his rocker. Um, the lawyer for White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting suspect Cole Allen gave an absurd reason, uh, for why the Caltech grad should be allowed to walk free pending trial despite charges that he attempted to assassinate President Trump. Defense attorneys claim that Allen, who's 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, First Lady Melania, and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance because he had a pump-action shotgun. So that's their reason. Oh. Yeah, it was just a pump-action shotgun. Okay. Yeah, right. Quote, the governor's, government's rhetoric about a mass shooting is also unsupported by its own uh, pro offered facts. Mr. Allen was not alleged to be holding an automatic or even semi-automatic weapon that are the hallmarks of the modern-day mass shooting, they added. Um, Allen was carrying a fully loaded 12-gauge Mossberg Maverick shotgun with an extended magazine tube, uh, when he tried to barge through a Secret Service checkpoint at the dinner, feds say.

Uh, prosecutors also released a selfie he took showing him armed to the teeth, including with a.38 Super Caliber semi-automatic handgun and multiple knives. Shotguns have been used in multiple mass shootings, including the Columbine and the Aurora theater shooting in 2012 and the 2018 Santa Fe, Texas high school shooting. However, during a brief hearing Thursday, defense attorney, uh, Tazira Abe, uh, reversed course Uh, saying, quote, at this time we are conceding detention. Abe said the defense should still raise the issue of bail at a later date. So this was the image that was posted, um, that was released, uh, showing the individual. That looks like a handle of a Ka-Bar knife, um, a couple of cool Amazon holsters. I'm not sure what those things are on the side at, uh, number 4, but yeah, this was it. Um, now again, the whole thing was just weird, right?

The guy looks like he's cosplaying for Halloween.

He's fucking John Wick, dog. Yeah, yeah, they killed his, uh, they/them puppy is what it was. Uh, yeah, dude, the whole thing was weird, bro. The whole thing was weird.

Did he have like a manifesto or anything? He did, he did, he did.

That he, uh, he released to his family before he actually charged.

Do we know anything about that?

Uh, small details. They haven't released the whole thing in full that I've been able to see. Um, you know, but, but to put it in context for people just in case they forget, this is now the third, um, actual, you know, quote-unquote attack on the life of President Donald Trump, right? We had Butler, we had Mar-a-Lago, and now we have the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Um, each one with its own, you know, has come under its own scrutiny. Um, no difference for this one. People are Uh, there's a lot of narratives saying it was staged. It was a fucking hoax. Right. Um, and I don't see it like that. I don't, I don't see this as an actual hoax. This guy's actually crazy.

It doesn't even make sense, dude. So you're saying these people who are saying that, so you think that somehow they convinced this guy to run in who he's probably going to spend the rest of his life in jail, which he should. And sacrifice the whole rest of his life because it was some— to be part of some sort of false flag?

Yeah. No. Like, bro, no.

That doesn't even make sense.

No. All right.

And the— there are crazy people.

There are.

And people right now are very divided. They have extreme viewpoints. This has been, ironically, perpetrated by the people that were in that room at the time. And it just doesn't— it doesn't make sense. And I've heard some arguments, you know, from people that I'm friends with, because not all my friends agree. Some of my friends think that it was fake. And when I first saw it, I thought it was fake. But then I started thinking about it. And, you know, one of the arguments is, well, you know, every time they do an assassination attempt, Trump's ratings go up and people support it, or they have some sort of initiative like, dude. And then they said, well, Trump's trying to get his ballroom built.

Yeah, right. Well, I mean, because that was a narrative.

Yeah, that's what he said. But dude, Trump says all kinds of stupid shit.

Yeah.

Whenever he's like in those positions. I mean, dude, there's not a day that goes by that Trump doesn't say something that sounds dumb as fuck.

Yeah.

Okay. Not a single day.

Yeah.

So we have to, like, consider all of these things and him getting up and saying, oh, fucking wish. That's why we need a ballroom. I mean, that's just some dumb shit that he's saying.

Yeah, it's, it's weird, right? And, you know, we have people, good friends of ours that are in very close proximity to the circle, I guess you would call it. Right. One of the guys was actually on that stage. I was talking back and forth with him. This was this past Monday. But I'm like, dude, like what the fuck was that? Like what happened? You know what I'm saying? And he was right off the curtain, like inside the curtain. I saw him. Okay.

I saw him on the— I saw him.

On the stage, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And he's like, dude, quote, dude, I had no clue. I was off to the right. I heard the pops, knew what it was and then just went to work. And he did, he did a great job, right? I always look at these things in two lights, right? Like you have the individual actor, which I do believe this was different than Butler. In a weird sense, right?

But I will say I do too, because I believe that the person who did that in Butler was a product of like the MKUltra manipulation. Correct. A lot of these mass shooters are correct. All right.

And there's a lot of markers and a lot of evidence that kind of points to that. Right. You know, but I always look at this, you know, from a security standpoint. And I, and I, you know, because you learn from situations like this, right? At least you should. Everybody should learn from these situations. And there are things that do bother me with how lax in some ways security is, knowing all the shit that's happened.

Is it lax? I mean, look, dude, did you see the video? Yeah, he ran in at full speed.

Full speed.

Okay. Like you could run past any security at full speed no matter how tight it is.

Yeah.

All right. And here's the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb is this: if you want to actually assassinate someone, and you're willing to give your life to do so, you can get— you can do it with the proper planning. That is— that is the rule.

Yeah.

All right. So—

or the help of the Israeli government. That's it. Yeah.

Well, that's how you get away with it.

Yeah.

But I don't see this like that at all. No, I see the Butler thing as a kid that they probably manipulated heavily You know, we haven't found out any details about the Butler guy. Nothing's come out. There's been no resolution. It got quiet right afterwards. There was a lot of things that didn't make sense about that. To me, this seems to be completely different. And also, that Butler thing mirrored a lot of the things that we see with the school shootings.

Yeah.

Okay. Somebody that's manic, somebody that's crazy, somebody that has some sort of identity problem. Correct.

Yeah. Right.

And these people join these Discords and these forums and all these things, and they get around people which aren't always people. Sometimes they're agents, right? And they're encouraging this and they're kind of pushing that, and they find a target and then they lean on them, they convince them to do it, and then they tell them shit like, oh, if you do this, you know, we'll take care of your family or we'll take care of you. Like, there's all kinds of nefarious shit that happens. To me, if that was this, it would have been done differently.

Yeah, 100%. And he would have had like a, you know, top-of-the-line Daniel Defense rifle.

Yeah, yeah, that's some piece of shit Mossberg pump. Yeah, that's right, a $500 fucking pump shotgun.

That's right, that's right. Like, you know, yeah, it's weird. Now I will say this too, I mean, you know, to the hoax narrative, you know, one of the reasons people were calling this a hoax was because the cameras kept rolling in this And so you could see even, you know, post-evacuation of, you know, Trump VP, right? The cameras were still going on the crowd, right? And this was— this is a clip coming from the crowd. I think Fox News, uh, this was a Fox News feed or a Fox News feed, uh, but check this clip out.

Yes. Um, tragically, we've covered shootings, we've covered all sorts of—

they're shooting and they're taking poses. This lady's gonna grab her champagne. The one next to you in that moment.

I mean, in fairness, this is after the thing.

Yeah, right.

So like the thing happens, it's been controlled. Yeah, everybody's kind of still around. I mean, there's no reason for them to still be in a panic.

Yeah.

Okay. So like people who are saying, oh, look how calm they are. You've been in high-intensity switch situations. I has also been in high-intensity situations. And once the thing has calmed, it's— you're just kind of standing around chilling.

Yeah.

Like, hey, there's that dude's brains.

That's right. You know, like, grab the champagne.

Yeah. You want some? Like, and, you know, it was— did you see fucking Dana's reaction? Mm-hmm. Bro, this is fucking awesome.

I'd imagine you'd be doing the same fucking thing. I'm trying to get you down. No, no, I'm good.

Yeah, dude. What was funny was— what was funny was he actually texts me about something completely unrelated, like 30 minutes after. Yeah, like it was like nothing had happened.

Yeah.

And I had already seen him on the thing and I texted him. I said, bro, did you make it out of the war zone? He goes, how fucking awesome was that?

Yeah, yeah, that went along. That was going around quite a bit, dude.

He was pumped, bro.

Yeah, well, some of the other people too, though. They got hit because, dude, a lot of people there were acting like little fucking bitches, which, great. Like, listen, I'll say this to you on that. On that matter, unless you've been in those situations, you don't know how the fuck you're going to react, right?

You can, you can tell there's two different reactions and it's called fight or flight.

That's right. All right.

And you could see like Pete Hegseth was in fight.

That's right.

Okay. A lot of the men there were protecting their wives and they were jumping over there. Like these guys didn't, you could very clearly see they had no idea that this, they didn't think this, they thought this was very real. All right. And what I thought was cool was we saw a lot of people who were enemies actually like taking care of each other. And I thought that was cool.

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Yeah. Maybe if we had that every day, we wouldn't have the problems that we have going on in the world.

That's right.

A question from the other side, somebody who might be thinking this is fake. How was he able to get the gun inside the White House?

Oh, he ran through the checkpoint.

Yeah, he just ran in there. Did you see the video?

No, I haven't seen that.

He sprinted. It was a full sprint.

Yeah, he was running full speed.

He was actually running pretty quick.

It wasn't at the White House. It was at the Hilton— Washington Hilton Hotel.

Yeah.

Ballroom thing, right? And that's my thing. I mean, to that point, but like, you know, like, think about airport security. Yeah.

Okay. Like, if you just decided, hey, I'm going to run through airport security today, you can— you're athletic at all. I mean, they're not going to catch you. No, not for a while.

That's right. So I mean, dude, people are able to fucking run out to the damn tarmac all the time.

Yeah. And isn't this guy— doesn't this guy have like a history of like just super fucking hate Trump shit? Yeah.

So I think he's donated to ActBlue. And like one of the things too, like I did see this piece that came out from the manifesto was that, you know, he was tying Trump to all the Epstein shit, called him a pedophile, a rapist and things like that. And to your point, a lot of that, the narratives that were being pushed by people in that very room. You know what I'm saying? All the mainstream media, all the legacy media, right? They're pushing these things. And then when these things actually happen and people act on these narratives, it's like, oh, no political violence. We're not with any of that.

Yeah. No, they actually—

what the fuck are you talking about?

They want that. That's what they want. And also, I'm going to say this. You know what made people really think it was fake?

What's that?

Erica Kirk.

Eminem.

Yeah, no, I'm being serious. Yeah, okay.

Her walkout.

Her walkout. And everybody's already branded her as she's an actress, she's an agent, she's a this, she's a that. She needs to stay the fuck off camera, okay? Because every single time she gets on camera, it makes it feel like we're more right about her.

Makes it, makes it 10 times worse.

Yeah. Because, dude, she just does not come across as authentic. And there's so many questions about this thing that's been going on with Charlie Kirk. I mean, look, did you see her little report yesterday?

Yeah.

Her whatever. Okay.

She was dressed up as an assassin. Yeah.

Okay. You're dressed up like you're fucking part of ISIS.

That's right.

And you're on there giving your big lies and you're like, Listen, you're not going to intimidate people into being on your side.

That's right.

She's not. She is not. Okay, let's just say she's not an agent. All right. I believe that personally, that there is way more going on there than what we think. And I think most people believe that as well.

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

I've been very vocal about that. I'm not even going to get into all that shit. But the point is, because she's lost her credibility, that video of her walking out crying, just, it seemed very disingenuous.

I do want to go home.

Yeah. And then she gets on her podcast and she says all this shit and it's like, dude, she does that serious face where her eyes get big and shit. And like, she's almost like threatening you and it's like, you're not going to fucking threaten any of us.

No.

And if you really want people to trust you again, How about this? How about tell the motherfucking truth about what's actually going on?

All right.

How about be more forthcoming about all these things that are up in the air? Like I've said over and over and over again, why haven't you come to a press conference and address detail by detail by detail what Candus has pointed out over and over and over again and debunk those?

Yeah.

Why has that not happened?

Well, there's only one reason why you wouldn't do it.

Correct. Because there's something there.

Yeah.

And, um, you know, people who speak the truth, people who speak the truth have no problem discussing.

That's right. And it would be very like if someone was like telling those kinds of lies about me, quote unquote lies about me, I would have, if they were not true, first of all, the lawsuit that I would hit them with would be hundreds of millions of dollars. Why has that not happened to Candace?

Right.

Alright, the other thing that— and like, that's a real question. Okay, if Candace is fucking lying and everybody's trying to say, oh, Candace is crazy and this and that, that's not the fucking argument. If she's lying, where's the multi-hundred million dollar lawsuit for defamation or slander? Why are they not doing it?

Where is it at?

I'm going to tell you why they're not doing it. Because in a lawsuit like that, there's something called discovery. And it gives access to Candus's legal team to actually dig into everything forensically, and they can't allow that. So this is why we're not seeing massive fucking legal action, because the liability that they have towards the story and exposure is far too great for them to risk. And that's exactly why it's not happening.

Oh yeah.

All right. So, uh, You know, I really think a big reason why people think this was staged is because of that shot of Erica Kirk walking out.

I really believe what we are discussing here. The online, the internet is completely agreeing with it. People are saying like, why is she dressed as Sarah Connor?

Well, it's— well, I think she like— dude, it's like whenever they interviewed her on a— on— I forgot who was interviewing her, and she was like Don't.

Yeah.

And like, makes her face real mean and this and her eyes real big and like, dude, just stop.

Like, Alex tries to do that shit to me. It don't work. Literally.

Literally. Like, if you're really like, just stop.

Yeah.

The more you speak, the worse it's going to get. Stop for real. Okay. Now you're— stop.

Okay.

She needs to consult you for PR.

They have terrible PR.

Yeah.

And I think, I think what speaks the loudest, I go back to, I go back to the same thing over and over again. Why is that kid on his phone in less than a second? The second that Charlie's neck explodes on fucking right, that's supposed to be his best friend, bro.

And he fucking disappears.

If you and I, any of you, any of the men in this room, if I was standing on stage and my neck fucking exploded, I fell on the ground, every single one of you would be fucking on top of me.

100%.

I believe that 100%. None of these guys would run. None of them would put a phone to their ear. That shit, it's the biggest tell for me about everything is how that one guy reacted.

And if that did happen, I'm sure that that would open up some public scrutiny. Hey, why the fuck did that dude just do that? Yeah, right. And like, there has to be an explanation behind it. Yeah.

And it hasn't been explained.

It's not here.

Right.

You know, and like, and dude, like to your point too on them coming out and addressing it, I think, you know, this is important too for people to understand, right? Like there, there's, you know, there's a lot of things out online. Yeah. People ask questions, talk shit about you, for example.

Every day.

Part of PR is like, okay, well how many people are talking about it?

Yep.

Okay. If it's, oh, it's just one dude, just two people. All right. I'm not addressing that. I don't have, it's not worth my time. Yeah. But when you got millions and millions of fucking people asking the same fucking question. It deserves some type of attention.

Look, the amount of damage that Candace Owens has done to Erica Kirk's public reputation is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. The only reason that there hasn't been a lawsuit filed is because they cannot afford the discovery to come to public eye, period. Okay. So you could say whatever the fuck you want about Candus, but that's the reality.

Can't call her a liar.

That's it.

Prove it. So prove it.

And the other thing is, okay, you're telling people on your podcast, you know, I wanted to go because I wanted to see face to face to these people defaming me. And I wanted to because that's what she was saying.

That's what she said.

Okay. Now, let me ask you this. You were on stage fucking 3 or 4 days after Charlie Kirk telling the world that you forgive the person that shot him in the fucking neck. Okay. But you're not forgiving these people that talk shit about your character. You see what I'm saying?

That's, that's a, that's a little weird.

I think it's weird.

That's a little weird.

And I haven't seen anybody else say that.

Oh, man. Right.

Like, And maybe she did say that and I didn't see it on the podcast because I didn't watch the whole thing.

Sure.

And full disclosure, but that doesn't make sense to me.

Where's our forgiveness?

Well, I mean, you're not going to— nobody's going to stop talking about this because, dude, Charlie was a beloved personality. And honestly, dude, I think him not being here has really damaged and fractured the right side of the aisle in a lot of ways. Right.

So, yeah, for sure.

I mean, look, man, until I have a reasonable explanation as to why his best friend was on his cell phone less than 1 second, meaning the phone was already dialed.

Yeah, right.

Okay. It was at his leg. And in less than 1 second after his best friend's neck explodes 3 feet in front of him, he puts it to his ear and walks away. Until that can be understood, until that can be understood by me, until anyone can explain that to a reasonable conclusion that where I can understand it, I know and I have decided that this was a total fucking inside job. Yeah, that's my opinion.

His dad lied for him to explain that he was covered in blood, covered in blood with Charlie in his arms.

No, the fuck he wasn't. —do the exact opposite.

He didn't come in 2 feet of him.

Yeah, he ran away. I don't know this.

So that's why I'm asking, like, has not anybody tried to approach that guy or tried to get an explanation from him?

No, he's completely protected, bro. Yeah. None of those people— you listen, you're not— that's the other thing too. I mean, they're not going to allow that to happen. Yeah, I'm not going to allow that to happen.

Look, dude, and every time we talk about it, I get people that say, man, I go to the Turning Point events. You know, we love her. I'm telling you, you're wrong, dude. I even got a phone call from a very famous person who I'm not going to name, who's actually a pretty good person, yelling at me about my— like yelling at me, okay, about my position on it to the point where I'm like, hey, you need to change your fucking tone because I'm not you. Yeah, right. Okay. I don't make my money doing this. I'm independent thinker. I say what I think and I don't give a fuck if you don't like it. Now we can be friends, but I'm going to tell you, this is what I think. And during that conversation, he kept trying to convince me that I was wrong, that I was wrong, that I was wrong. But he couldn't back it up with anything. And finally I got him to say, well, yeah, it doesn't make sense, but I'm telling you, I know her. She did not do that. Right. And I'm like, that is not good enough for me.

No. Okay. That is not good enough. And he's like, why are you saying that? I said, because that is what I believe. That is my brand. That is my show. I may not always be right, but I will say how I see it. And if I end up being proven wrong, I will gladly say I was wrong. And that's how everybody should be.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, guys, jump into this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

The bottom line for me is I think a big reason why it came across and people are saying it's staged is because one, Trump's approval rating is very low compared to what it was. A lot of his core believers and fans who he thinks— he thinks everybody that voted for him is MAGA. No, there's a group of MAGA, and those people would be okay with you doing anything you want. Okay, then there's a group, a much bigger group, that just want America to be great, and they're making what they believe to be the best choice. Those people are pissed off, rightfully so, because I'm one of them, about the way things are being handled. Now, are there some good things that he's doing? Yes. Are there a lot of things that we voted for him that he hasn't done? Yes. Does he have time to do those still? Yes. But he is going to hand the midterms over to the left. And by the way, the left is fucking insane. Okay. They are insane. They are fucking communists. All right. And he's handing it over by not coming in and being the hammer that we all voted for him to be, meaning getting rid of the migrants.

Okay. Holding people accountable, putting people like Anthony Fauci in fucking jail or executing. Okay. These are the things that we voted for. He's not doing those things. And then you have the core MAGA group, the hardcore MAGA group. They seem to have forgotten about all these things. All right. And this is the— this is the damage that is created by people putting their loyalty into someone. You should never be loyal to a— to a person, especially a politician, that is in a position of public service power. Okay, this isn't fucking sports. You, you shouldn't be loyal to them because when you become loyal to someone, now you're willing to look past things that are not done in your self-interest or in the organization interest, which happens to be our country. All right. So these people are blinded by their loyalty to the fact of things that are not happening, which are going to hurt them as well. And then those same people are turning around and saying, we're going to lose the midterms because of these podcasters. No, the fuck we aren't. We're going to lose the midterms because they're not doing what they said they were going to do.

That's it. That is it. That's it. That is it. Okay. And the rest of us that aren't in the core MAGA Mar-a-Lago cult. We're not fucking— we don't remember that. We don't look past all of the shit that was said. I should say we do remember that. We remember that. We're not going to look past all the shit we've said and promised in order to just stay, quote unquote, loyal. That's not what this is. Being loyal to Trump is not being loyal to America. Okay. We are— I'm loyal to this country. I'm not loyal to a person. The person that runs the country, that's a fucking job. Okay. So people need to really think about that.

Mm-hmm. But to your point, so you're saying, you know, because ratings are low, because he's pissed off that crowd.

Yes. A lot of people think that what's happening is theatrics. They think because remember after Butler, his ratings went up right after the golf course thing, his ratings went up. And, and it, and you know, it makes sense as a strategy. Hey, let's see if we can run that play and if his ratings will go up. But it ain't going to work anymore because the trust has been diluted so heavily in all government officials that people believe that everything is bullshit. They believe everything is bullshit, which, by the way, I think is the point. I think that's what they're trying to do.

Yeah. And until the public sees good, credible results, that trust's not going to come back. It's not.

It's not. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation, though. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's keep cruising, shall we? Headline 2, my people. Oh yeah, yeah.

And by the way, you don't have to redo the intro, but just one last thing. Yeah, um, there's still time left.

Yeah, we got time.

There could be strategy here. Maybe the strategy could be, like I've stated before, there's a geopolitical— we gotta, we gotta strengthen our geopolitical and get the respect back for this country and handle the outside enemies before we handle the inside. So there's time left. All right. I'm evaluating this not from a place of am I loyal or not loyal? I'm going to tell you right now, I am not loyal to him. I'm not loyal to anybody who is in a position of public service, and neither should you be. You should evaluate them by their actions. What we wanted right away was for these migrants to get the fuck out. What we want is for these people that commit fraud to go to jail. What we want is these politicians who are inside trading to go to jail. What we want is the people who perpetrate the biggest crime against humanity, which literally there's two of them. One of them is what Barack Obama created and what they did by manufacturing the Russia collusion story and all these things about Donald Trump because it's divided the country so so much. When you think about the damage that's been done to this country, it is legitimately treasonous and should be dealt with appropriately.

There should be an example made of those people, no matter how big and powerful and prestigious their title is. And then the other thing is the Russia collusion thing. That was totally made up. It was a total lie. And then we have COVID. Okay. So All of these things, we want accountability. And many of us have not forgotten those things. Dude, there's so many Americans that lost their business. They lost their job. They lost their livelihoods. Loved ones. They lost loved ones. Like, dude, their school got fucked up. Like, there's so many things that have happened that people have not forgot because they affect their lives in a very serious way. All right. Those are the things that people want to see action on. And until there's action on those things, they— they're— we— people are going to believe that he's in on it.

The one other deeper thing to what you said is, you know, those people that comment every once in a while, nothing's going to happen. What you just said also feeds that, because they think that all these politicians do anything they can do, fake story about other people, incriminate others, and nothing happens to them. So my word doesn't count, nothing's going to ever change, correct?

It's demoralization.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Anyway, topic 2.

Headline 2, my people. Yes, food stamp recipients are driving Lamborghinis. 14,000 luxury vehicles found in just one state. Andy, let me ask you this. So how long have you been on food stamps? Why you ain't let me know, dog?

I saw this. Bro. This should piss people the fuck off. Oh, this is crazy. Unbelievable. It's crazy.

This is fucking crazy. Yeah. Thousands of food stamp recipients in one unidentified state are driving Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, and other high-end vehicles according to a new analysis. And a little-known loophole may be to blame. The Foundation for Government Accountability, a conservative think tank, analyzed 2023 data from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, and found 14,000 luxury vehicles linked to SNAP enrollees in a single Republican-led state. This, uh, the eye-popping inventory includes 11 Lamborghinis, 3 Ferraris, 59 Maseratis, 141 Porsches, 2— over 2,000 Teslas, and 3 Bentleys. A Lamborghini costs more than $680 grand. Bentleys range from $250 grand to $415,000. Um, among the specific cases, a university professor owned a 2020 Rolls-Royce valued at $346,000. A celebrity barber drove a 2018 Lamborghini Huracán valued at $220,000. A professional football player owned a 2022 BMW valued at $158,000. And this is just in one state. Uh, we need to defend our nutrition programs for those most in need, not for scammers gaming the system, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said. Ms. Rollins announced that 4.3 million Americans have been removed from SNAP under President Trump, with enrollment falling from 42.8 million in January 2025 to 38.5 million this January.

Yeah, this is infuriating, dude. It's infuriating. It's wild. So, I mean, what, what comes first? Does the snap come first and then the Lamborghini?

No, I think what's happening here is like, why did you say it's your people? Huh? Why did you say it's your people? Well, I mean, are you just making a racist assumption? Yes. Okay. Yeah, let's clarify that. Yeah, because there's lots of white people that are on food stamps as well. Sure. All right.

Right. It's different, but yeah. Okay.

But here, here is what I believe is happening. I believe that there are people who grow up in that system. All right. They understand the system. They understand how to game the system. And even when they go out and become a university professor, or a professional football player, they have grown up in that way and they understand, hey, I can save $2,000 a month and get my groceries for free by staying enrolled here. That's right. Okay. So this is the product of people growing up in a system that is highly abused over the course of their lives and then figuring out how to game it even when they get out and don't need it anymore. This to me is unfucking believable. We have American citizens that work extremely hard, that do hard labor jobs, that work 2, 3 jobs, that do not collect SNAP benefits, and they do whatever they need to do to put money on the table. And that money that they work their fucking asses off to gain gets taxed heavily. And then that money is turned around and given to people who can take care of themselves and can take care of their families.

And these people are out there driving fucking Lamborghinis with it. Those people doing this should go to jail for fucking ever, in my opinion. Okay, it's unbelievably disturbing that we have so many people that are working so hard to get by, and then that money is being taken and given to people who don't even need the money, bro. And they're living these high lifestyle— I'm not against living a high lifestyle, I fucking live a high lifestyle. Well, let me tell you something. I've worked my balls off for 27 years to have that.

Yeah. And you ain't on SNAP. No.

And nowhere in my mind of thinking would I think, oh, well, you know, I could get an extra 3 grand and cover my food for the month. I wouldn't— that's like, good people don't think like that. Yeah. These people are— and dude, this opens up a bigger problem. We are heavily overtaxed. Our money is being sent to other countries, other causes, people that don't need it. And because of that, people literally cannot fucking support their own families. And there's so many people that take pride, which you should, in providing for their own families that they refuse to take SNAP benefits. So they will put themselves in a position the people who may actually need some of it, they won't take it because they're too proud to take it, which, by the way, I admire and I respect. And then you have total shitbags that are willing to drive around in Rolls-Royces and not even think twice about those people.

Yeah, dude, it's fucked up. Well, I mean, and to the other part of this that's even more sinister right, is that like, I'm a firm believer, bro, there's no way— like, this is just becoming public to us. It's been going on forever. It's been— not only— and not only has it been going on forever, dude, our government knows it. Yeah, our government knows it, you know what I'm saying? But instead of addressing it and making the system actually fair and making it easier on the hard-working people, these are the crumbs that they're willing to pass out.

They are not interested in making it better for the hard-working people because if they keep the people in a sense in a position to struggle to even get by, then those people can't pay attention to the amount of financial oppression that is being put on them by our own government. The idea that our government is somehow serving Americans at this point in time is a complete fucking fallacy. These people are intentionally keeping people in a place of hardship so They are so occupied with actually getting by, they can't pay attention to how bad they're being stolen from and how bad they're being oppressed. We are the only motherfucking country in the world, the only one that is taxed to a point where we could send billions and trillions of dollars overseas to other countries. There's not a fucking country out there where their workforce is working, they're taxed, and we're getting checks for it. Nor should there be, but it shouldn't be us sending them anything. This is why we shouldn't be getting involved in fucking wars in the Middle East. I don't give a fuck what's going on. I don't care if they can't stand on their own two feet, then fuck them.

Let them get conquered. We have an obligation to our own people. That is fucking it. And until those obligations are fulfilled, we don't have any business doing anything outside the boundaries of this fucking country. Period.

Yeah, yeah, dude. The other problem I have with this too, bro, it's like, you know, you, you, you share this story to somebody, right? And we tell them, hey, we need to clean this up. We gotta clean this up. Like, we need to fix this bullshit. It got to be fixed. Oh, well, what about, you know, what about the people? I'm not talking about the people who fucking actually need it, but there are— if even if there's fucking one person abusing it, that's too many. Yeah, it's too fucking many. Yeah. We saw this in fucking Medicare. We saw this with people who are dead still receiving fucking Medicare payments. Like, how does that— like, they're a problem.

So you're going to tell me that they can pass a law where AI can literally observe you driving a car and see if you're engaged or not engaged or impaired or not impaired, which, by the way, is written into law starting in 2027. So everywhere you fucking go, They're going to be observing you. So you're telling me that we have the technology to observe every single motherfucking driver, but we can't catch these motherfuckers stealing? Okay, that tells me that they want it to happen because it keeps people in a position of poverty. And when those people are in that position of struggle, they cannot understand what's going on, not because they're stupid, but because their thought process is so occupied by just simply surviving that it allows these people to continue in their positions of power, which is how they make all their money. Politics is not, at this point in time, a position of service. It's a position of economic gain for the people that go there. They get on the inside game, they get the benefits, they get the special deals, they get the news before the news, and they make billions of dollars.

That shit needs to fucking end. And if they're not going to end it, we the people have to fucking end it. All right. Yeah. You're telling me also that they can monitor your PayPal account and your Venmo for Venmo's more than $600, and the IRS can show up at your door and say, knock, knock, knock, you gave this person $601. We want our fucking cut. But they can't catch people stealing SNAP benefits to drive a fucking Rolls-Royce. Get the fuck out of here, dude. They want it to happen. They want it to happen. They want people in poverty. They want people struggling. That is how they maintain their fucking power. What's that saying, dude?

Never bite the hand that feeds you.

Yeah, I'm saying, well, it's time we start fucking, you know, like, stop feeding them, bro.

You know, it's fucking crazy. Now, now, something that we do call for—

quite a bit fucking infuriates me, dude. It's insane. I know. First of all, contrary to popular belief, I wasn't always wealthy, okay? I wasn't— I didn't come out the fucking womb with money hanging out my anus, that's right, okay? That's not how the fuck it happened for me. I struggled for a long motherfucking time, a long time. My first 3 years in business, I made $0. My next 7 years, I made $695 a month, for a total of 10 years of my fucking work of $58,380. I know what it's like to fucking struggle. I know I have family that works their fucking asses off to even survive. And I think of them and I see this and it infuriates me to the point where I want to put motherfucking heads on fucking stakes. And if we all got to that point, we could actually change shit.

No, I mean, now, now to that point though, right? Like, I mean, this is something we call for quite a bit on the show, but the accountability, where is it at? Right. Where is the accountability? Right. And, you know, there's— I mean, there's questionably some, some things that are happening.

God, this makes me mad, dude.

You know that— you remember the Quality Leering Center? Yeah. It got raided by the FBI. Oh, yeah.

5 months later. Yeah. Right. Right.

This has been a big contentious piece.

That happened in December.

That's right. That's right. But yeah, it's now— it's now abandoned. —and sources say there were no kids inside when the raid happened.

Yeah, well, that's what happens in 5 months. Yeah.

And it's gone, right? But yeah, this has come out. And interestingly enough, this is the part that fucking— that bothers me about the accountability, right? And you talk about this in different ways where it's like, you know, I don't give a fuck whose idea it was. It got done. But for some fucking reason, these people think that their egos have to be so massive that they want to take credit for shit that They didn't even fucking do. So Kash Patel and Tim Walls are in a little spat right now. 'Cause Tim Walls trying to claim fucking credit. Today's raid by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That's how the system is supposed to work. And our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars. Okay? So you got Tim Walls, all right? Oh no, Kash has to jump in. Come again? The FBI and the DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every such one today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the frog plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

First of all, you're both full of shit. You're both wrong. Here's the reality. You could have raided them the day after it was on fucking the internet. You could have been there the next day. And let's be fucking real. It took 5 months. What can happen in 5 months? Oh, we could clean up all the evidence so that I'm not implicated. Tim Walls. Tim Walls didn't have anything to do with it. Let's fucking audit his bank accounts. Let's audit the where the flow is going from his shit. Let's see what shell companies he's fucking involved in because I'm going to tell you what happened. They fucking saw it coming. He panicked. Do we not remember how panicked he was right after that? And then in 5 months, they fucking re— organized all the shit to hide it. And now they're like, okay, now we can do it. Like, what do you think we are, dude? Fucking retarded. Yeah, right. Like, some of us are. Okay, me too, sometimes. Right. But let's be real, dude. That's what they did. Yeah. And Cash did it and Tim Walls did it. These are all— these people are all fucking part of it, dude.

Until I— until we start seeing people in handcuffs, until we start seeing people being executed, until we start seeing treasonous motherfuckers have their fucking being bravehearted on national television to make an example, I will not ever be convinced that all of these motherfuckers are in on it.

Yeah, well, there may be one. There may be one coming. All right, not a name that— I mean, yeah, cool, get them, right? Fine. There's still, there's still a decent list of those that are left that need, need some accountability, swift accountability. But James Comey, he's, uh, he got indicted again. Um, you know, and he's facing, uh, quite a bit of time. Um, and he actually turned himself in, I believe, today, uh, when the show was recorded. Uh, but yeah, he's, uh, he's been indicted by a federal grand jury. Um, so now for, uh, for that, uh, the, the 8740 or the 8647, for that fucking— that a threat? Yep, against Donald Trump. Yep. And why now? Yeah. Why? Why now? Why? Why? Why does it take so long?

Well, are they doing that just because the latest assassination, quote unquote, attempt?

Right, right. Is that why? No, I don't know. I'm asking why. I don't think so. No, no, no. This is— I mean, because like I said, this was back in.

So. So you're going to fucking indict this guy, which, by the way, he should be.

Yeah, he's inside. He's— listen, he's tied into the crossfire.

You're going to indict this guy, but you're going to fucking let all the members of the press And all these people for the last 10 years who have lied and divided and made up shit, you're going to not indict them. You're not going to arrest them. Look, dude, we need a motherfucker that will go in there and clean fucking house. We all thought that that was going to be Donald Trump. And now, because he seems to be holding hand in hand with Netanyahu and fucking hanging out We all believe that he's fucking owned by this motherfucker. Okay, we, we all believe it. And the people who don't believe it are saying, oh, it's a good thing, it's a good thing, it's a good thing. None of that shit is a good thing when we have people in this country that are fucking starving, when we have 100,000 fucking veterans on the fucking street that can't even live. None of that is good. And everybody in the Middle East, no matter who they are, If you can't take care of yourself, and this goes for Europe and this goes for Asia and this goes for China and this goes for Australia and it goes for everybody.

If you are not strong enough to stand on your own two fucking feet, you don't deserve to be a fucking country and we shouldn't be subsidizing it. Yeah. Amen. And I believe that most Americans feel that way. I'm over this shit. I've been over it. Part of the reason we've been inconsistent on the show is because I'm like, dude, fuck these people. Like, you guys are not mad enough. You're not mad enough. You're not mad enough. And part of the conquering culturally of this country— demoralization, destabilization, normalization. And the reason that this is going to continue is because you are allowing it to be normalized by not being fucking mad enough. Oh man.

Yeah, guys, jump in on the conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Oh, what?

Oh yeah, by the way, where's the arrest for the election fraud? That's right. Where's the— where's this? Where's that?

Listen, I'll tell you, if it's gonna take—

we want some motherfucking blood.

Yeah, if it's gonna take 5 months to get a fucking search warrant, bro, We're out of time. I'm—

see, dude, and people are like, oh, Andy, you should run for president. Listen, dude, all of these motherfuckers, and I mean this shit, they would be dissected on national television to make an example of them. And once they were gone, I'd just leave office. You guys can have it back. Okay? I would fucking go in. I would do some incredibly fucking vicious shit. Everybody would call me a motherfucking tyrant. Afterwards, the country would run right and I'll go the fuck away. I will go away.

Yeah.

So if you really want that, then you go out and organize a movement to get my fucking ass in there. And I'm going to tell you this, I will do that. I have no fucking problem with it. I will cry my— I had 4 fucking baby birds in my garage the other day. Okay. They built a nest in the front of my fucking side-by-side. They fell out of the nest because we moved the side-by-side into the garage because we had tornadoes. They fell out of the nest. The mom couldn't get in the garage. We walked in the garage. There's 4 baby birds. I didn't know what to do. I scooped up the baby birds. I made— I took their nest out. I scooped up the baby birds. I put the nest in a little plastic Tupperware because that's what I read online to do. I put them in there. When I woke up the next day, they were all dead. I cried my fucking eyes out over it. Okay. I would have zero problem with this shit. I would not fucking shed a motherfucking tear. I would not. This is what's required to have order in society.

This is what's required. And these people are fucking evil. They know they're fucking evil. They know what they're doing to everybody else. And until they are fucking dealt with— and by dealt with, I mean removed from this planet— shit's going to continue to be fucked up.

It's real, man. Guys, jump into the conversation. Let us know down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number 3. This one's making some noise. Uh, it's a sexual, sexual, uh, misconduct, but not your typical one. This is different. This is, uh, yeah, this is different. Headline 3 reads, lawsuit: JP Morgan executive sexually abused, drugged junior male employee. People are pissed, and not at, not at the JP Morgan executive. I don't— okay. So, yeah, so, and I mean, listen, I know the Epstein thing going on. Apparently JPMorgan's got a lot of, a lot of really bad things.

The other thing we don't see any accountability for— I can't believe I even forgot that, the Epstein shit. Yeah. And by the way, all of you guys that keep saying Trump's a pedo, Trump's a pedo, Trump's a pedo, bro, you haven't read the fucking shit. Okay, it's getting old. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah, read the shit and don't just say shit because you don't like someone. Read the shit, understand what's going on.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah. Well, uh, but let's dive into this, man, because this is picking up.

By the way, that's not me saying, oh, I love Donald Trump and I'm Trump loyalist and blah blah blah blah blah. That's me calling it how the fuck it is.

Yeah, but, uh, let's dive into this, dude. Uh, so a top, a top staffer with financial institution JPMorgan Chase is accused of sexually abusing a junior male colleague and threatening his career. The accused was identified as Lorna Higdini. Uh, this lady right here. Okay. That's Lorna. Okay. Hey, Lorna. Okay.

All right. I mean, I can be real. Like, I'm not saying she's a fucking 10, but she ain't, she ain't, she doesn't seem like she's ugly enough to have to drug people. Accurate. Am I wrong? Accurate. Yeah. I mean, I know a lot of dudes that would look at her and be like, yeah, all right.

Yeah.

I mean, she's not 10 to me. Don't need the drugs. Yeah, that's right. Just being real. Yeah.

Uh, but according to what appeared to be her LinkedIn profile, uh, Hajdini graduated from the NYU Stern School of Business and has certifications from Harvard Business School. But a lawsuit was filed this week in New York's, uh, New York County Supreme Court that alleged she sexually abused the unnamed man, racially harassed him. Oh man. And committed professional coercion against him. Quote, referring to the married banker as brown boy Indian. Oh shit.

Well.

Bob's a virgin for the win, dog. Hidjdeeni is believed to have drugged him. I mean, was he?

All your Indian listeners are paying close attention.

How to replicate this. She drugged him and even threatened his career when he refused the non-consensual and humiliating sex acts, the NDTV article said, adding the alleged abuse began in early 2024. At one point—

All right, hold on, hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Okay.

How many Indian men, how many Indian men are going to refuse sex? No, how about easy?

I have to call my cousins to ask. All the tech support will be down for an hour.

Oh man, this is wild though. But at one point, Hidjini was accused of inviting the man for drinks, and when he refused her, she allegedly told him, quote, if you don't fuck me soon, I'm going to ruin you 'Never forget, I fucking own you.' She was also accused of threatening his career, allegedly saying, quote, 'I will make you pay.' Now, according to the lawsuit, the man submitted out of fear, uh, out of fear, but his protests were heard by a witness who was in a nearby room. Haddadini is also accused of drugging the man, uh, with, uh, rophenol— rufenol— rufenol. Oh, that's— gotcha. As well as an erection-enabling pharmaceutical substance. Oh man. Um, to ensure he could perform during his core sexual encounters. Um, now JPMorgan Chase is accused of retaliating against the man when he complained about the alleged abuse, the Free Press Journal reported Thursday. Now the man claimed he was put on involuntary leave, locked out of the company system, and received anonymous threats. Spokesperson for the banking institution said an investigation was launched, but leadership did not believe the man's claims had merit, and he did not provide supporting evidence. So you got Lorna here.

All right. Now, here's the thing. The internet's wild. These are some of the things that are going, going, going crazy in the fucking algorithm. Apparently, JPMorgan stock is on the news, is up on the news. A female executive used their support and it's a sexual assault. They're also receiving— they have been entertaining a lot of applications.

A lot of applications.

Immigration from India is going to go up.

You guys are not watching this shit, bro.

You guys have to watch this shit. It's, you know, the memes are going wild, man. Memes are going crazy. So Google's up on the plate. They're next. What do you got on this, man? I mean, dude, they're calling him a little wimp biscuit, man.

Look, there is a— this is just reality, dude. Okay. Most dudes will fuck anything.

I thought you might say some deep shit.

I loved your choice of word when you said anything instead of anyone. Yeah. There's some truth to that.

Yeah, especially in India. What do you mean by that?

No comment. Wait, wait, wait, why do you specify that, Zeeshan? Hold on, bro.

Because that's some deep knowledge experience. Listen, listen, listen, listen, man, listen.

Do you believe it? Do I believe? Who do you believe? I believe him. You believe him? I believe him. Always believe him.

Believe all men. Believe all men.

No, dude, you know what I think about, dude?

Bro, you know what?

You know, 'cause like, you know, you see these stories nowadays of like, you know, the school teachers, bro. And like, dude, I think back and I know I'm not that old, bro, but I think back, dude, and like my teachers, Fuck. Like, ugh, right? Like, never would've happened.

But they're always like hot. Now. Yeah. Now.

Yeah. Not then. Yeah. Dude, I had the lady from Matilda. Yeah. I know.

Like, that was every single one of my teachers, bro. Yeah. Same here. All right. Man, I don't know how to address this.

Well, we have to address it equally.

All right, here's the reality. Okay. I don't even want to say what I think because people are going to hear it the wrong way. Okay. When you're fucking 16 years old and you've got like a girl that's 25 and she's hot, it doesn't matter if she's your teacher or not. You're probably gonna look and you get a chance to have sex with her, you're gonna do it. Okay, you're at like the peak testosterone. It is biologically like in you. Do I think it's right? No, I don't think it's right. No, because a lot of women, they will manipulate these young boys. They don't understand— the young boy doesn't understand the repercussions and all that shit. So it's not, it's not right at all. But You got to understand, these dudes are in the back room. They're like, guess what? Yeah, right. I fucking— I just fucking smashed Miss, you know, Smith. Fuck, dude, she got these big old boobies. Like, they were down here. That's the shit they're saying. Okay. And, you know, we could sit here and say, oh, they're traumatized and this and that. Those motherfuckers are telling that story their whole life.

They're like, oh, I was 16, bro. I just smashed the teacher. Okay, now The opposite is different. Okay. When you have a grown man who can physically force themselves or intimidate a woman, that's different.

That is just—

that is just a different thing. And I understand they're both very wrong, but there are degrees to which— which is like more wrong, if that makes sense. And it's both pedophilia.

It's both wrong. It's the teachers, the female teachers now, they're getting pregnant, dude. Yeah, dude, listen.

And then you see the text messages that these kids are sending and they're like, oh, I can't wait to do this and that and this to you tonight. Like, it's not like they weren't unwilling. Yeah, these were willing participants. And yes, it's wrong. And yes, all that shit's fucking super wrong. But there is a clear fundamental difference between a man forcing themselves on a woman And by the way, how do you— like, a man has to be erect and, you know, to do those things. So like, maybe that's why the pills. Well, I mean, that is true. I mean, look, I'd have to see a picture of this guy to really know what's going on here. But yeah, that woman's not terrible. No, like, she's, you know, for an older woman, I mean, I I think most dudes would be like, like if we were being real and like all the real guy talk, because guys are like, would you? You know, I think most dudes would be like, yeah, I would. You know, am I wrong? I don't think so either. So, yeah. So, but I say she can force herself on him. But like, dude, the thing is, is like, we These are— this is— it's not right either way, but it is different.

It is different. All right. And the pills could be that because I could tell you a funny story.

So, so we had— Story time, guys, come together.

This is so wrong. So I actually watched a man get drugged by other men before. So we had this friend— by other dudes? Yeah. Yeah, but not for the reason you think. Okay.

Because I'm thinking a few reasons, right?

Okay. So we had this, we had this, we used to work at a bar back in the old days and there used to be this event that Playboy would send out like their models and they would go to the bar and there would be like appearances and So they would send out like 10 of the girls and this is a college bar. Everybody's 21 or like 21. Yeah, right. They're, they're, they're 17. They say they're 21, that kind of a bar. And we had this buddy, dude, and he— this is when Viagra first like came around. All right. Viagra hasn't existed forever. It came around when I was like 20. And the guys ground up like 200 milligrams of Viagra and put it in his fucking drink without telling him. And his job was to like be the liaison around all these hot chicks. Oh my God, dude. So this dude's— that is evil, dude. I didn't do it, but I saw it happen. But this dude's walking around with a fucking boner the entire night, dude, in front of all these super hot girls.

So he didn't like— what did he say?

Like, what the fuck is he going to say?

How much did you say? 200mg? Yeah.

The suggested amount is 50. Yeah. Jesus Christ, brother. I'm in my mid-40s, dude. Oh, that is crazy.

That's a fucked up— I had to look it up.

Yeah. But look, dude, I don't believe the dude. You don't believe him? No. I believe that this is an opportunity which, you know, happens with women and men where they see an opportunity to file a lawsuit to get compensated. And that's my gut feeling on this situation.

Viagra was approved by FDA. In 1998, March. Yeah, see, so not, not too long ago.

No, that's right.

I think the question that everybody didn't listen was Joe is asking if the Indian guy is scamming.

I was trying to redeem. Yeah, probably because she, she, she, she wouldn't let him redeem.

Oh, oh, that, that's an angle, dude.

That is an angle. That's true. Maybe he was trying and she said fucking no.

Yeah, and she like—

I just don't know too many men. Now he's trying to get all the rupees. I just don't know very many men. It's a— it's— men are biologically programmed differently, okay? It's a different thing. Men have it in their DNA to reproduce as much as possible. That is correct. Okay, it is a sexual discipline for men is a very difficult thing, especially when they have options.

Yeah.

Okay. So we have to consider these realities.

All right.

Women are programmed differently than men. Men want to go spread their seed around as much as possible. And that's been in their DNA for thousands of years. Yep. Okay. So it's hard for me to believe. Now I know there's good men and I know there's men who are very loyal and they're very sexually disciplined and they're good people and these things matter. I'm not saying that's not the case. I know there's a lot of men that do not do that and would not do that and be upset if something like that happened. But I don't feel like that is the norm. I feel like most men have this biological drive to reproduce. And that for this reason, and then you got to consider this too. Okay. This is just the truth. From the time a woman hits puberty. Okay. She learns to say no. All right, she learns over and over and over again to say no. Okay, so she, she develops that discipline at a very young age to say no. All right. Men spend their whole lives, they build empires, they conquer countries, they, they do things like everything that they do is fundamentally biologically wired to attract a mate.

That is, that is biological truth. You cannot argue with it. We're not talking about right or wrong. We're talking about truth. And It's kind of like if you're in the desert and you're walking through the desert and you haven't eaten in 5 years, okay? And all of a sudden, a fucking double cheeseburger sitting there right in front of you. And you're like, man, if I eat this, I know it's wrong. You're fucking eating it. Oh, you're eating it. Okay. And like this, because men do not develop the sexual discipline that, that women have because of the nature of them pursuing their entire lives, usually not very effectively. That's right. Okay. That's right. So most men are not very good at attracting women. They haven't learned how to attract women. They've been told the wrong things about attracting women. You know, they've been told things by their mothers who are older, who have experienced the bad parts of men. And they're— the moms tell their boys, you know, always be a gentleman, always do these things, always do these things. And then it's read by women as being like soft and a pussy and supplicating. And they're so used to that that What actually works with women is not the— what people say, oh, women always like assholes.

That's not what works. That's not what it is. It's not the asshole. It's the chase. Okay. So the reason that so many women date assholes is because it's the first time that they've ever had to fucking chase or win approval.

Okay. So they're not being— they're— they have to pursue.

It's a different thing for them. They're not used to it. Yeah. All right. So when you take a man and he learns how women really operate, he can be a gentleman and still attract women by creating boundaries and creating the chase for them. Yeah. All right. This is why women do like men who are assholes, but it's not because they're assholes. It's because it's a natural chase for them. So if you're a young man out there and you want to attract women, this is a little free game. Get your shit together, get in shape, be making some money, and then set some boundaries and learn how to fucking say no. Don't be available. Don't jump at every chance you get. Say fucking no. Okay? That makes you a million times more attractive to women. All right. So, uh, And by the way, there's going to be people to hear this. You're like, oh my God, I can't believe you're saying that, motherfucker. I'm just telling you the way it is.

Yeah, I didn't make the rules.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just telling you the way it is. I'm not even talking about right, wrong, whatever. Like the teacher thing, like it is totally wrong for teachers that are 27 years old to be fucking 16-year-old dudes. Totally wrong. But when you take a 27-year-old man and he fucks a 16-year-old girl, that could traumatize her in a different way than it does these young men. All right. And he could physically force himself. It's a totally different thing. All right. So it's both wrong. It is both pedophilia. I believe people like that should go to jail and be punished, but we have to acknowledge that they are different things.

Yeah, 100%, man. Guys, um, send your resumes to JPMorgan.com. Yeah. This shit's crazy, man.

I have a hard time believing. You don't believe me?

I'm sorry, I gotta— I feel like you need to get more details. Believe all men.

Yeah, believe all men.

Yeah, that's right. Um, guys, jump down in the comments, let us know what you guys think about this topic. With that being said, dog, it is time. As always, final segment, Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. It's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. Um, and I have some very unfortunate news. Uh-oh. Yeah, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, He-Man creator Roger Sweet dead at 91. He-Man, until we meet again, by the power of Grayskull.

You don't know it. I know it. Yeah, he knows it. He-Man was one of the greatest gay propaganda commercials of all time.

That's probably why I don't know it. Yeah. Oh yeah, man. Roger Sweet, the toy designer who created the He-Man character in the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 1980s animated kids show, has died at age 91 after battling dementia. His wife Marlene tells TMZ Roger passed away peacefully at his care facility Tuesday morning, just months after she revealed his devastating health decline and launched a GoFundMe to help cover his staggering memory care costs. As we previously reported, Marlene said Roger suffered a frightening fall while out walking alone and couldn't remember what happened. Doctors later discovered two brain bleeds, and he was hospitalized in the ICU before being moved into a memory care facility that cost more than $10,000 a month. Heartbreaking fundraisers sparked an outpouring of support from fans who grew up on the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe with donations soaring past its original $50,000 goal and eventually reaching nearly $94,000. The Mattel Foundation kicked in $5,000 to help the man whose creations helped define an entire generation of toys.

Oh man, I loved He-Man back in the day.

Yeah, I just never— I missed them.

That's before your time.

During that time, any kid of a varied age range wanted to just be like He-Man.

Oh, yeah, for sure, dude. They wanted to be jacked. They wanted to be cool. They wanted to live in Castle Grayskull. Yeah.

Have a— have a battle. Battle Cat.

Yeah. Yeah, man. They wanted a She-Ra.

Is that the Battle Cat there? That's—

that's— I think that is Battle Cat, but that's when he's before the transformation. So like when he goes to He-Man, Battle Cat also transforms. He's like this timid cat. Yeah. Like in real life. But like when he gets the power of Grayskull, he becomes Battle Cat.

Yes, with the mask and everything. We had the He-Man toys.

Me too. Okay. I loved the He-Man toys. The original ones, they sell up to $1,000.

Oh, really? If you have the original first line.

Yeah. So go to— go to the characters. There's some like Juggernaut and Duncan, like, dude, there we go right there. See, see Juggernaut with his fucking hat on it, or what's his name? Go to the— go to the names of them. I forgot all their names.

One on the right. Just go to the right.

The second one. The one with the white background. Yeah. No, it's telling names. No, the bigger one to the white. Oh, okay.

Go back to the other one. Oh, here's one too.

Yeah. What's the names up there? Yeah, we got Man-at-Arms. That was my favorite one. He-Man, Skeletor, Triclops, Beast Man. There was other ones too, man. That little dude with the, with the iron head. I forgot his name. I don't think it's Juggernaut. It's something else. Well, like the toy Man-at-Arms. Man-at-Arms. Yeah. His name was Duncan before he was Man-at-Arms. Gotcha. And then, do they—

we're not very creative with the names. I mean, dude, it's just something, man.

I mean, they're for kids. Yeah, that's true.

Kringer. So Kringer, go in and put He-Man.

Oh, you did. Okay. Yeah. Scroll that guy. What's that guy's name? The guy with the helmet on the Ram Man. Ram Man. Ram Man. Ram Man. Right there. That guy. So, like, dude, on the toy, like, you'd hit the button and his head would like— he would like pop up and like he rammed shit with it. Like, Dude, He-Man was fucking awesome. Yeah, we used to have battles like He-Man versus G.I. Joe and like He-Man would always win.

There's a movie coming up. Look at that. Based on He-Man.

Well, how many is those toys? $200.

Yeah. For all of them. Yeah. Shit.

That sounds like a reasonable purchase.

Yeah, they don't—

these don't look old, though. No, those are like the— that's what they were. Oh really? Yeah. And they were cool too because like they— you could move their legs around and make them stand different ways. Like they weren't like—

I loved He-Man, bro. What's this guy's name right here? The skull? Skeletor.

Skeletor. Yeah, he's in all the memes.

Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Until we meet again. Yeah, that's what he told.

It's crazy that with all the toys and all the licensing and all the things that they were like low on money. Yeah, that's kind of sad.

That is kind of— who's low on money?

Well, they had to have a GoFundMe.

Yeah. So that's the biggest controversy going around right now, that the creator was not respected enough. The Mattel Foundation, which is responsible for all the toys, the Barbie and everything, they didn't support him. And on the GoFundMe, they only paid $5,000. That's bullshit. Yeah, I know. That's the biggest—

they should pay for the whole thing. Exactly. Made them fucking hundreds of millions of dollars. Exactly.

That's the biggest thing going around right now.

That's the controversy.

That's the biggest thing amongst fans.

How much is Mattel worth right now?

That's what I was looking up right now.

That is bullshit.

It should be in billions. 100%. Oh, $5.38 billion was the revenue last 2024.

So you can't pay $100 grand to cover this dude's shit? That's crazy.

That's bad PR for the company.

Very bad. Very deserved.

Yeah, well, they're probably too busy making gay toys.

Every post—

that's a joke.

Oh, every post on Instagram, every post on Reddit. All the people are talking about that exact task.

Go up to— go up to— no, go up, up, up. Look, click on that one where he's on Battle Cat. This one? No, that one. Look at that. You know how much I love He-Man, bro?

Bro, $384 fucking dollars.

That's a badass toy, bro.

That's cheap. That's crazy.

You know, you know how much I love He-Man? How much?

I'll show you. I got fucking He-Man right here.

I got He-Man ax right here in my desk. That's crazy.

I remember back in 2021, I created a graphic of you as He-Man on the Battle Cat. Yeah, as for one of the, uh, Q&A things.

Okay, we're gonna have to do that.

You posted it again like later in the night, most probably when you were high, and you wrote the text on the story saying that this is going to be the graphic for all my podcast episodes going forward.

All right, well, we gotta show them now. All right, I'll bring it up. We'll fucking— tomorrow's poster.

Uh, there you go. There you go, Z. Uh, dude, man, you about to make me buy this right now, huh? You was about to check out right now. You wanna try this?

Can you, can you buy it? I fucking buy that shit.

You want it? Yeah, I do. All right.

Don't be sending me shit, guys, but buy that. Yeah, there's—

it's in 7 people's carts right now.

Well, that's because He-Man's awesome. Can we play the He-Man song?

Let's play like 10 seconds.

No, can we play the He-Man song? It's a tribute. Yeah, let's, let's hear the He-Man song. I got you. Gotta hear one more time from a homie. Pour some out for the homies.

Pour some out for Roger. That's the shot. Sorry, I don't have YouTube.

DJ pulls up his phone.

Big booty Latinos. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't look for this.

Yeah baby, take my Trump Tower. And the Masters of the Universe. I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, by the power of Grayskull! That's the transformation. Gringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. RIP. RIP. RIP. Seriously, you brought fun times to, to, to Millions and millions and millions.

Millions of people. Millions of people.

Yeah, of young kids. That's the quote unquote subliminal power of art. Yeah. In a way, you are creating your art in this form and it's affecting so many people in good ways. That was for him. I sent you the poster that I drew of you and him as, so we can put it on the screen.

Well, I'll tell you this. Oh, that's awesome. I remember that one.

So I added DJ as He-Man's friend Fisto. Fisto. Yeah, that was—

oh, that's his name.

Fisto. I gotta be fucking Fisto.

He-Man's best friend was Fisto.

He's just going around fisting people. Like, what is that about? The fuck, guys? Come on, man, they couldn't have— there's not a Hellcat band?

You guys can't give me that at least?

Well, at least he has a cool sword. Yeah, fucking He-Man.

Yeah, well, man, rest in peace, brother. You did a good job.

One other thing I noticed while I was reading the article is the last photo of him, meaning the last fan signature that he did, was at the center where he was being treated. But it was, it was for a young fan. And the statement from her wife, from his wife, was that he wanted to make sure that he signed it so that the fan gets the signature piece of art. That's awesome. That's how kind he was.

Yeah, that's awesome, man. Well, you know what? I read an interesting quote yesterday and I actually posted to my story. And it says, to laugh often and much. To laugh often and much. To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty. To find the best in others. To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition. To know that one life has breathed easier because you lived here. This is to have succeeded.

100%. Does that— who's the writer?

The, the writer of that is Bessie Anderson Stanley, who was born in 1879 and died in 1952. But by that measure of success, he was about as successful as you can get.

100%.

So hell yeah, man, thumbs up, even though you passed away.

RIP to the great.

The kids who were alive when He-Man was introduced loved it. And even after like 40 or so years, and even until the time, but people are gonna love that character for sure.

Yeah. Oh yeah, man. Yeah, man. Well, guys, Andy That's all I got, man.

All right, guys, well, we will see you on Monday. Don't be a hoe, share the show.

Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a boat, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold.

That's a no, headshot, case closed.