Transcript of 1016. Andy, Christian Schauf & DJ CTI: Trump Fires Pam Bondi As AG, Justice Jackson On Birthright Citizenship & US Running "Forced Breeding Programs"

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Yes.

So what's up, dude?

Fine shits. Even as children. Hello. Yeah.

Now we are joined by a very special guest today. We have a very good buddy of mine, Mr. Christian Schaff from Uncharted Supply. He's the most handsome guy here.

You're very handsome. That's the first thing I said. I'm just a handsome dude.

Yeah, bro.

Hanging in there best I can.

You know what I'm saying? I don't say that often.

Yeah. So, uh, Uncharted, where do we go from here? You do say that often. So let's, let's, let's make it fucking super weird. So, brother, now Chris is from Salt Lake, uh, from, uh, Park City area.

Beautiful.

And, uh, beautiful area. He runs an awesome company called Uncharted Supply.

Yeah.

Tell everybody what you guys do and how— kind of give your story of how you got into this.

Yeah, man, you know, I grew up on a farm in Wisconsin and it was a community. And when people needed help, people were there for each other. I did 39 trips to Iraq as a contractor. I want to be clear, I wasn't in the military, but went over there doing a lot of entertainment. Again, like a community-based thing where people had the tools, resources, took care of each other. And then I took a job in Southern California and there was no community and nobody really knew how to do anything. And it just struck me that the world was changing. People— I mean, I think there's a general distrust in the government in this group.

Yeah.

Why are people like waiting for the government to also save them if something goes wrong, right? Uh, like you guys, I believe in personal responsibility and being a hero and being a helper, and it felt like there was a gap. So we build products that fix emergencies big and small, you know, natural disasters, you know, anything like that, a flat tire in a car. Like, we make a pretty wide range of products that are designed to help you kind of navigate every everyday life and the big stuff that happens.

Now these are just put-together kits usually, right?

Yeah, we've got— I mean, we go through and build every piece in the kit or source it or select it. I mean, I always think there's 3 key things with our brand, and it's really high-quality stuff, and then everything's organized and everything's labeled. So, you know, most people don't think about it when they're buying and everything's comfortable, but when adrenaline spikes, you get tunnel vision and you forget what to do. So everything in our kits is step by step, helping guide you through. You can't hurt yourself, and You know, the idea is to make the world a safer place for everybody and try to leave a legacy.

That's cool, man.

Yeah.

How'd you get into this? Like, how did, how did the idea come about and get everything started?

I wanted, I wanted to be in the outdoor space really bad, but there was like 100 Gore-Tex jackets, right? Everybody was copying everyone else. And I had a mentor early on that really told me to focus on gaps in the market. And I think after all those experiences I had, all the travel, you know, hunting, climbing mountains, doing all that stuff, You know, when I moved to California, my mom's a bit of a warrior and she's like, do you have an earthquake kit?

That's every mom, right?

And it just led me down this path of realizing there wasn't a good solution. And when I started asking people, everybody said, you know, I need something, but I don't even know what to get. So it felt like an opportunity. And it was honestly kind of a side hustle to start. And it just kind of took off really quick. And that became my life for the last 8 years.

That's awesome, bro. And you guys are doing very well now. You got— you have thousands of stores and retail representation, right?

Yeah. We started online like most brands these days. You know, a couple years ago we had about 150 stores. By the end of this year, early into next year, we should be close to 4,000.

That's awesome.

Um, so it's, it's growing, man. It's, it's exciting. It's— I love this podcast because you always talk about how hard entrepreneurship is. I feel like somebody feels me. Yeah, when you're talking about it. Yeah, it's, it's tough. Yeah, it is. And, uh, you know, it's a different life. It is. Yeah, it is. Um, your hair is kind of on fire all the time, but I'm, I'm really proud of what we're building. I think it's needed. And, um, you know, First of all, thank you for letting me be here too. I mean, you guys are exposing us to a big audience and I appreciate people that pick people up and help them. And that means a lot.

So thank you, brother. Listen, it's long overdue, first of all. And second of all, I mean, you're our kind of people, bro. I mean, you're— the people here are going to love you. You guys haven't tried— if you guys are looking for stuff like that, make sure you try Uncharted Supply because you've sent me a lot of stuff over the years and dude, it is top-notch. This is not like Harbor Freight bullshit. Yeah, like it's very fucking well thought out and solid. So thanks. Where can they check your stuff out at?

UnchartedSupplyCo.com, our website. Honestly, you type that in anywhere, we should come up. We pay enough for ads. Yeah, yeah, you should find us. Yeah, yeah, that's the best place to look. Cool, cool.

Yeah, and then give them a follow on Instagram. What's your Instagram?

Mine's just Christian Shoff, and the company's Uncharted Supply Co.

Pretty easy. I enjoy following you on Instagram, bro, because like, as we talked earlier, it's like I can sort of— my— I'm not an adventurer guy, and I kind of like get that feel from following my buddies that do that stuff. It's just really cool, man. Yeah, you got a really— you got a really cool life, bro.

Thanks. I try to keep grounded, try to be in nature as much as possible.

Yeah.

Do something good in the world and take care of those around us, right?

Yeah.

Yeah. It's awesome, bro. And we're happy to have you. And I'm happy that we were finally able to put this together.

Yeah, I'm pumped to be here.

Super cool.

I love it.

I really love what you said.

Now let's talk about some Jews.

Andy, that's headline one. All right, just relax, man. Uh, no, I love what you have to say though about the, you know, right now nobody has trust in the government. I think that's very fair to say. And so, but taking that approach, it's like, okay, well, why the fuck would you expect them to come save you?

No, and you guys, you guys talk about personal responsibility all the time, and I think that being prepared to take care of yourself and your family and your neighbors is a physical expression of that. But it's, it's kind of like protein, right? Like you can eat some protein, you're better. But the protein plus the training is where you really get it. So I'm not sitting here saying buy my stuff, it's going to save everything, but like it's a part of the piece of the puzzle.

Sure.

Along with the training, along with community, along with, you know, all that stuff. It's helping people be ready because look, the world— billion-dollar natural disasters have been growing 15% year over year since 1980.

Yeah.

And that's not even talking about political unrest or anything else.

Right.

So I just— it doesn't make sense to me when people just assume everything's going to be okay.

It doesn't.

I think—

well, I think that's It's called logic, right? Like, I don't think— I think everybody can agree that having that kind of training right now is super important.

Yeah.

And, you know, I don't really— I have never really been a student of those things until maybe the last couple of years. And I think an understated aspect of being prepared for certain things is the confidence that you, that you receive from it as a man. Right. Like when I grew up, you know, my dad knew how to fix everything. And, and that was, you know, like if it was a, if it was a lawnmower, it broke, my dad knew how to fix it. The car broke, he knew how to fix it. Those are things that we've kind of lost as men.

Right.

And I think it, you know, something that doesn't go and has never really mentioned about this sort of skill set is that it brings a level of, of confidence and peace to you. You know, you kind of know if shit goes down, all right, I'm gonna be the guy that can get some stuff done, right? And that, that, that feels good. It's a good feeling as a man.

Everybody watches superhero movies and SEAL movies, and like, I think American culture wants a hero. They want people to step up in those times and, yeah, and make a difference.

And that's every man out there, right?

Yeah, right.

And it doesn't actually take much. We were just talking earlier about our jump starters we make. And it's like, you know, 90% of vehicle things are a flat tire, a dead battery, you're out of gas. And this little $150 thing can check two of those off the box right there. So why don't you make those? You don't need a bunker, right? It's just like having the right stuff at the right moment.

Bunker would be cool though.

Bunker would be cool.

Yeah. Well, the jumper's the gateway drug to that. That's what it is.

Pretty soon you'll be canning your own vegetables, bro.

That's right. That's right. I know. I think that's super important too, what you said about the fact that like, you know, just having the tools or those resources, that's one thing.

Right.

But I equate this almost like guns, right? Like, oh, I got guns. Yeah. But how often do you train with it? Like, are you actually using it? What do you know about it? Right. Like, when's the last time you took the motherfucker out the holster? You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to be able to train. So I think that's super important too, because, you know, you got to have both.

We have a blog and there's 4 key aspects. We call it the 4 pillars. It's resources, resourcefulness, community, and then mental and physical fitness.

Yeah.

I think, you know, everything falls into one of those 4 categories. And I'd be lying if I said buy the gear, you're going to be okay. I really, truly believe, you know, if you can't carry your kid up a hill, you got to move.

It's pointless.

Gear doesn't matter, right? But gear is a big part of the piece of the puzzle. So yeah, that's what we're trying to do, man. We're trying to educate people. We're trying to make the world a little better. And, you know, I had a buddy in Montana last year when that cold snap hit. He texted me. He's like, dude, I've just been driving around jump-starting people with your Zeus. I'm like, that is— that is the best thing I could hear. Like, that makes me happy. Yeah, we're making a difference. We're helping people.

Yeah, that's awesome.

So we're trying to do That's cool.

I'm big on being prepared, you know. Yeah, we did.

Yeah. Let me tell you a story about DJ's preparedness.

Is it the Arizona Camelback story?

So listen, so, so, so listen, bro. So we did our outdoors thing one time. Yeah, me and DJ. One time.

Yeah, I was prepared.

We were fucking— we were fucking going to climb Camelback Mountain.

All right.

Like, dude, you know, something that most like, like you see, like, out of shape like people do all the time. We're like, all right, we're going to fucking climb a mountain. This motherfucker comes to the, to the fucking mountain with like, yep, like we were climbing Mount Everest.

Yeah.

Like this motherfucker shows up with like all the gear.

Yeah.

He's got like the walking sticks, like all this shit, dude. And I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I don't know, man. You never know what's going to be up there, bro.

Gotta be prepared.

Yeah, the sticks up about, you know, halfway through because they were fucking pointless. Yeah, you're literally vertically climbing at one point.

I have yet to find a use case for walking sticks. A lot of guys I hunt with like to have them. Yeah, I just think in the way. Yeah, pointless.

Yeah, pointless. I did have the, uh, the CamelBak though. That was nice.

Yeah, water's important.

You drink out of it.

Did I? Yeah, you did.

Yeah, and had I not had that, we've been fucked.

Oh, I probably would have died, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, the helicopter would have to come get us.

Remember, remember, remember, we get like halfway up the fucking mountain and there's a sign And it says, dude fell off here last week and died. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. We're like, oh shit.

And by the way, it's $3,000 if you have to be rescued. I'm like, dude, this is fucking terrible.

It's funny. We used to build huts and catch our own food and purify water, and now people have a hard time changing a car tire. Yeah. And to your point, it's like people don't have farmers as parents anymore. They've got parents that are marketers or accountants, so they don't get exposure to that.

Yeah.

We don't have exposure, have reps, you know, you don't want the Super Bowl to be the first game of the year, right? And that's what's happening to people. Yeah. So it's— yeah, man. I mean, that's what I preach every day, I guess.

That's cool, bro.

And I love that the hashtag— you got me a hat. The fucking— I love that hashtag.

Don't die.

Yeah, I fucking love it, dude. Yeah, that's beautiful, dude. Well, hell yeah, man. Glad you're here. Yeah, I'm honored to be here.

Thank you again.

Yeah, well, ready for a cruise? I'm ready. Yeah, let's get into it, man. Guys, remember, if you would like to see—

I mean, fucking look at this shit, bro. Is this— this has to be like a staged photo.

That actually is a—

okay, I was going to say, like, nobody's that fucking cool. Like, I know you're cool, bro, but look how cool that is.

That picture was actually for— I think it's called New Legend where they take old Scouts and put Corvette engines in them. Yeah, but he was working with them.

That truck's badass.

Yeah, those Scouts are sick.

I can't afford one of those trucks. I got to drive it for a day.

So, bro, they're redoing those trucks for $300,000, $400,000.

Oh yeah.

Fuck crazy.

That truck right there.

Oh yeah.

Would rip. I remember being so jealous of that thing. It's amazing.

Yeah, yeah.

Scouts are cool.

Yeah, that's a stage photo though, for sure. For sure.

I was like, damn, dude, I never looked that good my whole life. Just naturally fucking cooking trout, chill it out. Fucking shit, man.

Yeah, I fucking love it. Where were you in this pic?

That was on the British Columbia Yukon border. I did— that was actually a gnarly hunt. We were hunting moose. Usually you sit on a lake and call them in. I told my guide, who is this like feral kid from New Zealand, I'm like, I want to go. And so we did 134 miles on foot in like 5 days.

Holy shit.

And shot this monster moose. And we had to backpack it out. Well, we had 7 horses, but they were about 7 or 8 miles from where we shot him. So it was, it was a whole thing, man. It was like 15 below zero at night, 17 below. I lost 20 pounds in 10 days on that trip. But, um, that's like one of those things that you're like, I'm never doing this again. A week later you're like, oh man, that was awesome. Yeah, that was pretty fun.

Pretty fun. That's crazy, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Well, yeah, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can check them, link there. Uh, that being said, let's get into it. Yeah, guys. Christian. Headline number 1. Uh, so it's Thursday, we're live streaming this. Appreciate you guys being here, YouTube and X. Um, yesterday on Wednesday, uh, Donald Trump made a, uh, he delivered a primetime address. Um, kind of gave a little situational update on Iran, um, spoke about a couple of things. Um, he announced Wednesday that Iran had requested a ceasefire, uh, which he would consider once the Strait of Hormuz was reopened. Now there's one clip in particular that's been getting some notoriety from his address. Let's check this clip out.

And the country has been eviscerated, and essentially Israel is no longer a threat. They were the bully of the Middle East, but they're the bully no longer.

This is a true investment in your children and your grandchildren's future.

That piece right there, the last little line, dude. And this has not been sitting well with a lot of people because I don't think anybody really looks at it as an investment in that sense, right? Um, a lot of people are looking at it like, well, they're gonna have to be fighting it in another 20 years. Like, that's— we're preparing the next generation because it's not like you just eliminate all the terrorists and they're done. There are new ones. Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? So like, like, is that an investment in our kids' future?

Well, I mean, look, they've been saying this since forever.

Yeah.

I mean, this is what they say. This is what they've said every time they've gone to war since you and I have been around, you know.

Yeah.

They say, oh, we're going to go take care of it. And all that happens is, is the 8 and 9-year-old kids grow the fuck up and they become the terrorists because you— and it's not because these people are savages and it's because another country came in and killed their fucking parents.

That's right.

You would hate them too.

That's right.

You know, so like, Yeah, man, you could say that, but historically that's not been the case.

It's not the case. It's not the case. It's not— that's not just specific to America. That's specific to any country that's been doing, you know, involved in the military-industrial complex, right?

Did you watch his speech?

I didn't watch the whole thing. No, I didn't.

Yeah, I thought it was terrible.

Yeah, yeah.

We were in Iraq once and we were doing a— we were on a convoy going through a city near Baghdad, and I remember having to push vehicles out of the way to get through. They didn't want to be stationary and become a target. And I just remember the look on these guys'— I mean, a car for them is probably most of their wealth, right? And this, you know, occupying army comes in and just ruins it, pushes out of the way everything. And I remember sitting there thinking like, man, that, that would piss me off.

Yeah. If you were— if that were here, how would we— if China came here and did the same shit that we've done in the Middle East for 40 years, how would we feel about Chinese?

You would never forget it, ever.

No, ever. So your kids wouldn't forget this shit.

Yeah.

You know, I— yeah, I don't buy that. Yeah, I don't, I don't buy it. Not because I'm down on Trump right now or anything like that. It's just historically not been the case.

Not true.

Yeah, it's just not true. No. And the other thing that's weird about this, right, you know, apparently, you know, and during the speech, he said that Iran's, I guess, through some proxies requesting a ceasefire and trying to get to some type of deal. Um, but that's not what Iran is saying. They're actually saying, uh, they're vowing for humiliation, disgrace, and a permanent and certain regret for a crushed United States after his address. Um, and a, uh, they were firing missiles while he was talking. Yeah, during it. That's what I'm saying. Like, and so like, dude, we'll get to the fog here in a second, right? Because—

BB gun.

Yeah, no, you're not a BB gun.

They have BB guns, but They're moving, dude.

And like, it's wild. But during a statement that came out from the Iranian military, they say, quote, with trust in Almighty God, this war will continue until your humiliation, disgrace, and permanent and certain regret and surrender comes to fruition.

Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen either.

I also think they're a little full of shit.

I mean, like, well, their terms are— I mean, I don't know if anybody's read into their terms, but what I read was that their terms were, yes, we would do a ceasefire, but you have to pay for the rebuilding of everything that you destroyed. And Israel has to stop and halt all aggression towards any Middle Eastern country, towards all Middle Eastern countries, which we know that's not happening. Yeah. So like, so yeah, I don't think that there— it doesn't seem like they're as close as anything that they're talking about. And to be quite honest, dude, like watching that address was disheartening for me because, you know, everybody likes to say, oh, he's in on it and he may be. But I could tell you this, whoever is directly around him is telling him the exact wrong shit to fucking say and do, or he's deciding to do that himself. And it is literally But it's the opposite of what people wanted to hear.

Yeah.

You know, yeah.

I thought he was going to say that these other countries are going to help pay for it. That's what I thought the announcement was going to be. Stabilize the markets, you know, do that kind of a thing. And he just kind of contradicted himself.

It was just straight same shit that he's been saying. And like, it's like, dude, I— yeah, I don't know. It sure does seem like at this point in time that, that He— it seems this way, this is how it feels, that he doesn't give a fuck about the people that fucking voted for him for what they voted for him for. That's what it feels like right now to me.

Yeah. Well, I mean, and with this, you know, I mentioned the fog of war, right? Because again, you got this side saying this, this side saying that, don't really know where it's at. Maybe it's somewhere in the middle, maybe it's not. But not just over with the Iran situation, there is fog inside of the administration itself. Um, in a weird move, uh, and not that I'm not happy with it, uh, headline reads Trump fires Pam Bondi as Attorney General. Um, so this comes down and I think, you know, for the most part a lot of people are happy about this, right?

Okay, right? Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? But, but no, nobody's really knowing why. Nobody knows what, what the actual situation was. Um, and it's weird, and all we get is a statement, uh, that was pushed out from Trump on Truth State, uh, Truth Social, um, saying, quote, Pam Bondi is a great American patriot and a loyal friend who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown in crime across our country, with murders plummeting to the lowest level since 1900. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much-needed and important new job in the private sector, uh, to be announced at a date in the near future. And our Deputy Attorney General and a very talented and respected legal mind, Todd Blanch, will step in to serve as Acting Attorney General. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump.

Wasn't she going in front of Congress coming up? Does this mean she doesn't have to do that? Yeah, so is that— is that what this is?

I mean, they can still subpoena her to come back in to testify on it.

You know, I have my own theory on escapes. Yeah, first of Why, why, why Blanch and not Bailey?

Not only that, I mean, do— Todd Blanch is a fucking loser.

Is he? I don't know much about it.

I mean, so here's my thing real quick on this, is that like, I feel like I don't— my gut says it might be tied to the Epstein stuff.

Oh, that's my theory. I'll tell you what my theory is, right?

But like, but the problem is though, if you're replacing her with Todd Blanch, I have a clip of Todd Blanch addressing the Epstein stuff and this is what he had to say.

Uh, thank you. Um, um, you said this is the end of the Epstein, uh, of your review of the Epstein files. So just to clarify, are— is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abused the girls with the information that you're releasing? And if not, why not?

And then I have a quick follow-up.

I mean, you just baked in an assumption into your question that I have never said and I don't know to be true.

Is the public going to learn about men that abuse these girls?

Like, what does that mean?

I mean, I don't understand what that means.

Well, I mean, they're the men who abuse the young women.

That's right.

Through Epstein's, um, we said in July, um, and it remains as true today as it was in July, um, if we had information—

we meaning the Department of Justice—

about men who abused women, we would We would, we would prosecute them, right?

We talked about the work that we're doing. That's why I said that.

There's that—

I said this earlier—

there's this built-in assumption that somehow there's this hidden tranche of information of men that we know about that we're covering up, or that we're not—

we're choosing not to prosecute. That is not the case.

I don't know whether there are men out there that abuse these women.

You sure about that? What the heck? You sure about that?

There's definitely names, right?

Like, dude, first of all, what about those 3 million fucking pages that you haven't released yet?

Right? How about that?

Look, dude, here's what I think about Pam Bondi. I think Pam Bondi was brought in specifically to do Trump's fucking work about covering up. For some reason, he wants to cover up for his friends. I've never seen a worse PR move in the entire history of the fucking planet than what Trump's done with the Epstein thing, regardless of what's there or what isn't there. Okay. Everybody understands that the people who were doing the shit for the most part were of the opposite party of Trump, if you believe in parties, okay, which I don't anymore. But everybody knew, like, it was Epstein and it was, you know, Schiff, and it was the, it was the Clintons, and we had all this shit, right? And instead of like holding them accountable, or at least satisfying the public with the pursuit of the truth to the point where it was obvious of what was going on, which still hasn't happened, they decided to cover it up.

Yeah.

Which now the average person, the average person, think when they hear Epstein, they think of Trump. Okay. So it's literally like, in my opinion, probably the worst political fucking suicide move that I've ever witnessed in my life because Now he's attached to this shit. And when you hear Trump's name in public, you have people saying, oh, he's a pedo. He's a pedophile. He's a pedo, bro. That if you read what's in there, it's clear. It's clearly stated that he, that he's not involved in that. And it also, he's the one that got the FBI to start investigating Epstein. All right. And you see these pictures of him partying with Epstein. Don't you think that that could be before he knew what the fuck was going on?

Right.

Okay. Like, I think those are reasonable things.

Yeah.

And the way that they've handled this has now attached it to them. And I don't think they can unattach it unless they're held accountable.

This is a court of public opinion.

That's right. And so, dude, not a single person a year ago was saying that Trump was in with the Epstein shit. Not a fucking single person. Now all the normies, that's all they think.

Yeah.

So it's like, dude, what are you— what the fuck are you doing? Anyway, my point is with Pam Bondi, which makes me think that maybe there is more to this. But Pam Bondi was the fucking— was in charge when Trump called the FBI on him in the first time in Florida. Okay. And guess what? Guess what happened? Nothing happened.

Nothing.

So it seems to me that this woman was pulled to be attorney general specifically for this one thing. That one thing now they say is done and now she's out. That's what it seems like to me. Like, hey, I need you to come in, do this job. We need to wipe this out. And after you're done, you can go over here. I'll get you a job doing lobbying, whatever. You make fucking, you know, $500 grand a month or whatever, right? So, so like, dude, that's what I see. And, you know, people may have differing opinions, but I mean, you know, Yeah, okay. The other things are good. I can admit that. Sure. Like the murders down, the crimes down. I like that. It should have never been— it should have never been up if the laws were enforced properly. Right. But yeah, dude, I don't know. That's my take is she— my opinion at this point in time based upon what I've observed and what I've seen is that she was brought in just to fucking squash this one thing and now they're cutting her loose.

Yeah. Well, so there's that narrative. There's also this other narrative that's been put out and I've Uh, had some talks with some people about this, and apparently Bondi's really close with the Democrats. She's really close specifically with Eric Swalwell, who we know was accused, uh, and proven to have a close relationship with Feng Feng, right? Chinese spy.

And apparently, I mean, what an easy guy to honeypot. Super easy. You know that guy ain't getting none, bro.

Super—

like, if you're an ugly dude and you're Washington, DC, and all of a sudden this hot girl likes you, yeah, no red flags.

Red flags should be coming out immediately. All right, um, and apparently Bondi— this is what's being said— is that there is an active investigation going to bring Swalwell up to corruption charges and fucking espionage violations and stuff, right? And Pam Bondi kind of gave him a heads up, and that's why she got fired. Hmm. That, that's just what's being said.

That's the rumor mill.

That's the rumor mill.

Got it.

Right. And from some people, you know, maybe, right? Um, that's the rumor mill. Now, the fog that I'm having problems with trying to see through all of this, um, is that— so you got Pam Monte gone, and now there's reports that Tulsi Gabbard is about to be on the chopping block. And the reason for that is because she's, quote— and this came straight from Trump's mouth— she's too soft on the Iran situation. I'm much harder on the Iran situation. Yeah, too soft.

That's because most people don't want to be involved in it. Okay. And by the way, Tulsi Gabbard is like a true patriot.

I think she's one of the only real people on the cabinet right now.

1,000%, bro. Listen, if she ended up being not that, I would have to question my trust and faith in almost everything.

Yeah. Call me Eric Swalwell.

I agree. That's right. Yeah. I think she's as real as it fucking gets.

Yeah. Yeah.

I was just going to say, doesn't it feel like Tulsi's been quiet? Vance has been quiet. And then Kent gets fired. It's almost like they're trying to form the Republican Avengers a little bit to separate themselves from Trump. And so if that really goes sideways, they've got a path forward.

Yeah.

I mean, that's kind of what I was thinking about when I heard all this stuff going down.

You know? Yeah, it's a possibility for sure, brother. I mean, I, I think, look, here's one thing about Tulsi. I'm not saying I know her real well, but I, we've known each other for a fairly long time and I don't think she's going to put up with any shit. I don't, she's not somebody that's going to go along with something that she doesn't feel is right.

Yeah.

Right.

And, and how I'm reading the situation is you're not agreeing with me on Iran, on Iran, so fuck you, you're not loyal. And it's like, bro, you— that's not— that's not— that doesn't mean you're not loyal.

You—

loyalty is not defined by agreement. Yeah, it's defined by are we on the same team for the same outcome?

Yeah.

And what is right?

And you shouldn't want me to agree with everything you say.

Yeah, you listen. You don't want to be surrounded by yes people, but you also don't want to be surrounded by the people who say shit like this. You know, I know everybody, you know, they're a little afraid to tell you the truth, so I'm going to tell you the truth. And then those people are contrarians about everything, right? So it's like polar opposites. You want people in the middle. You want people that are honest. Yes. They're going to give you their take. Hey, this is a great thing.

Yeah.

Or, hey, this is, you know, I don't think this is a great thing. And I feel like Trump, when he hears, I don't feel like this is a great thing, an attack on him. He sees that as a personal attack and an unloyal thing. And that's not what that is. You know, you know, from running a business, bro, you got to have people around you that are going to say, hey, you know, I don't know, man, like that doesn't— maybe that's not going to work. Yeah.

You should take everybody's opinions and then make a decision.

That's what leadership is. Yeah.

I think Trump was the judge, the jury, and the executioner as a private citizen.

Yeah.

And he's just got habits that, yeah, that are rubbing against being in the government.

Totally. Totally, totally agree. And you can get away with that shit in private a little bit. You know, you could kind of— you, when you have enough money, you could kind of bully your way around a little bit, right?

You know, force things into—

yes.

Yeah.

But you can't do that in the way he's trying to do it. If he loses Tulsi, I mean, to me personally, that's a— I'm going to take that as a sign that he's on the other team. That's the truth.

And I'm not an expert on Kent, but like, I know a lot of guys that I trust that really like him.

Yeah.

So when I see that happening, I see this happening. I don't know.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, you know, Pam Bondi, bro, in 2 months Trump will be fucking trashing Pam Bondi.

Yeah.

And he'll be trashing Tulsi Gabbard. And you know why? Because they got all this heat on him now and he wants to say, oh, well, I had the wrong— this is what he did his first term.

Yeah, it was them. That wasn't me.

Yeah, right.

They fucked this up. Yeah. And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling secretaries. Geez. Yeah, dude, it's weird, man. There's also claims that he's sexist right now.

Who?

Everybody he's fired has been a woman.

Oh, come on.

Yeah, you got Kristi Noem, you know what I'm saying? He fired her. He fired Pam Bondi.

Kristi Noem got fired because she spent $250 fucking million promoting herself.

Fucking commercial. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, well, she's, she's in some heat right now. Oh yeah, have you seen, have you seen the heat? Holy shit, man, dude, fuck. I mean, you talk about this, this is bad. Yeah, her, uh, yeah, dude, this, you know, I saw this. I mean, everybody's seen it, right?

This is fucking embarrassing, dude.

Fuck, bro, bro, bro, come on. Easy, dog. Come on. So she, so you know how this came out? Okay, this is the craziest shit. And I actually like— and with this story coming out, if it is true, it actually makes sense why she was fired. Okay, the story goes that her husband was paying, uh, like basically some OnlyFans chicks. Okay, and this allegedly according to the lady.

So he subscribed to OnlyFans? Yes. Or he was like paying the girls?

It wasn't OnlyFans, it's a different platform where you can like, you know, just chat with fucking, you know Uh, so he's paying escorts and shit.

Okay, so he's paying like escorts, right?

And, and not like a little either, $25 a minute for these raunchy conversations.

Okay, and so this allegedly, bro, couldn't you just have a raunchy conversation with your ChatGPT for free, bro?

20 bucks a month, you know. Um, but apparently this is the, uh, a picture that he, and he submitted multiple to this lady.

Oh God.

Okay. And this is how he wanted her to pose. He's like, I want you to pose like this, right?

And so does she fucking rat him out?

She's an illegal immigrant.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, she's an illegal immigrant. She found out who he was about to get deported.

Found out who he is. Oh my God.

Gotcha, bitch.

Oh, man. All right. Now, she also released a video of him because it wasn't just like in the privacy of their own home. Apparently he went out in public. Check this video out. It's him at a baseball game.

Looks like Morgana has made her way onto the field. She's not after Jose, is she? She's got to be.

Oh man, time to be alive. I remember this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And nobody does anything.

It was just fun. Yeah, that's Cal Ripken, man. That's Cal Ripken. He's a fucking GOAT. Now she's headed for the TV truck. This was the fucking '80s and '90s.

Live TV. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, they didn't tackle her or nothing.

I mean, she better finish first, bro. Bro, all of this is similarity for sure.

This is some fucking goofy shit, bro.

Well, and like, dude, she's torn up about it. Um, she, uh, released a statement to The Post that she was quote unquote devastated to learn of her husband's, uh, what is that, predilections? Uh, I don't even know what that means. And that the entire family was blindsided by the news. Oh, man.

But wasn't she involved with somebody else as well?

Yeah, that's her reputation.

Is that—

Yeah, her rep. Like, dude, I'm not trying to soil anybody's shit. Okay. But it's not the most aboveboard reputation, right?

Not only that, but all of them people down there do like some weird shit like that, bro. Like, they just got some weird arrangements down there, all in D.C., bro. Like, you remember, fuck, what was the guy in the wheelchair? Listen, bro, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but like, he had the snappers in the fucking—

there's weird shit. Yeah. And then there's weird shit.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So, like, weird shit is Conor McGregor tying weights to his boner.

That's right.

All right. That's weird.

Weird.

And then being like, you can't handle this. That's weird, right?

Okay.

That's weird. This is really weird. This is weird. Yeah, this is much weirder.

Fuck, dude.

I love how Connor handled that too. Oh, he was just like, yeah, I got a big old dick. It's me, bro. And the fucking news cycle just skipped over it. Yeah.

All right.

No one cares.

He's going along with it. Let's keep moving then.

We own it. You just—

Yeah.

What can you say?

You got it, bro. You got it.

That sucks, dude. Like, that's embarrassing. But man, fuck. How do you even come back from that, dude?

I'm trying to understand. Like, there's—

bro, you got to move to a different country.

Oh, for sure.

Yeah, you got to move to a different country for this.

For sure. This is—

you got to leave the country weird.

I mean, I'm just trying to understand, like, at no point— like, when you're stuffing your shirt with the shit, right? Like, at no point it crossed your mind this could get out there? That didn't cross your mind at all?

Like, where— what's he got in there?

I don't know, dude. I don't know.

Cantaloupes.

Yeah.

I mean, that's just fucking weird, man.

The duck lips.

I'm just saying, like, you're stuffed. You're intentionally stuffing your shirt.

Yeah.

And at no point you were like, hmm, I wonder what would happen if this gets out. Like, at no point. That's just fucking weird, man. Yeah, that's just fucking weird, dude. I don't know.

You have to assume other countries have—

Hey, man, I'm not judging people for their weird shit. Everybody's got weird shit behind closed doors. This is fucking weird. Yeah, it's weird.

And it ain't behind closed doors.

Yeah.

At 8:08 PM. Like, where was Christie at, bro?

Like, I mean, she's probably with her boyfriend. Yeah. I mean, for real.

Oh man. Yep. The wife is out. Stick this shit in my shirt real quick.

The memes have been pretty good. Yeah, the memes have been good.

The memes have been solid, man.

Thank you, Mr. Gnome.

Fuck, man. But yeah, dude, if Tulsi goes—

If Tulsi goes, knows I'm sold that he's in on it.

There's a problem.

That's—

yeah, there's a problem.

That's my—

and dude, I mean, she is working on some shit though. I mean, she, uh, did an interview with Megyn Kelly today talking about she's, she's for sure going after Fauci. Like, arrest— he's got— like, he's getting arrested.

When?

They're waiting on one little final piece to go into the play. I don't even know if they know where he is right now. I haven't seen him, but nobody's seen him.

We'll see, man.

But, uh, but yeah, I mean, this, this shit's wild, dude.

So how long before they get divorced?

I don't think they will. I think— I don't think she's devastated. I don't think she— like, she might be embarrassed. She knew about this shit. There's no way she didn't. Like, come on.

Well, honestly, it's probably why she's banging other dudes.

That's right. That's what I'm saying, dude. You know? Yeah.

Keep moving.

Yeah.

Yeah. What's he got there? What's he got there? Bible in his hand? Yeah, of course.

It's not a hymn book.

Yeah. See? See that?

What? Fuck, man. Dude, that's so rough.

It's fucking weird how people use the Bible to like pretend they're good people and like normal people.

Dude, honestly, I'm, I'm more— I think I'm also more upset that she was— he was paying $25 a fucking minute.

Well, he must be like a 30-second dude.

Dude, I mean, dude, that's insane.

That's right, bro.

You should be trying to fucking arrest her for like robbery and theft and shit, bro. Like, that's insane. Man, that's insane. Well, yeah, I don't know, man. Guys, jump in on the conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's check in with the chat. Bondi and Noem, 2026 version of Two Girls One Cup. All right, all right.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, Shane over on X: I wouldn't complain a bit if Tulsi was the first female president.

Okay, I wouldn't either.

No.

I'd vote for her in a second.

Take her over Hillary.

Fuck, dude. I'd take her over any— anybody because I believe that she's a genuine patriot.

Yeah.

I mean, she switched parties. That's— yeah, like, probably the most daring thing you could do at that.

Yeah. $25 a minute. Those is Miss Cleo prices.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

What? But now Miss Cleo would have told him his future. He wouldn't have liked it.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

I mean, his wife stole $250 million. He definitely got the money. That's real, man.

Fuck, that's real.

Yeah, that's some weird shit, bro. Dude, I think we're finding out that, like, these Republicans ain't any better than these fucking leftists either, bro. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I think they're all fucking—

bro, you know what? It's what I always say, dude. Good people are conditioned to believe that they should not pursue positions of power because it's a bad thing. And when you, when you trick everybody that's good to say, hey, if you go after power, you're a bad person, then what you end up with is bad people in power by default. So that's, I mean, that's what I see.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

Now I can tell you this. I met a gazillion regular people that are much smarter than any of these people. That's truth.

They're just willing to play the game.

Yeah. Right.

I've met some high-ranking officials, like the tours I did, and, um, A couple of them I asked them like, why don't guys like you run for president? And they just straight up said they don't want to be involved in that cesspool.

Well, they're going to fucking tear your life apart, bro. They're going to fucking tear your life apart. They're going to try to ruin your reputation. You know, some people, you know, some people just aren't built for that, right? You know?

No, you got to—

you got to want that pretty bad.

You got to— you got to want to change things really bad.

Yeah. You know, But yeah, yeah, man. Guys, remember, jump in the conversation. Let us know what you guys think. Uh, that being said, let's keep cruising, shall we?

Yeah.

Headline 2. I gotta be very careful how I present this. Black people? No. Okay. Um, Black judges.

Okay.

All right, Black judges.

What's that have to do with being Black though?

Uh, well, she's Black.

Okay.

And she's in trouble. Yeah. Justice Jackson suggests foreign tourists qualify for birthright citizenship because they have local allegiance to the United States while on vacation.

Oh, dude.

Dude. Yeah, bro. So, so this is—

I heard this clip. This is one of the dumbest things I've never— I've fucking literally maybe heard of like one or two things dumber than what she said. You got the clip?

Oh, we got the clip. Yeah, we got the clip. Yeah, so I mean, this is a big— this is a big conversation. I remember, uh, when we talked about this first heading to the Supreme Court to be, uh, talked about a few months ago, dude. Um, this is a big landmark case that's happening, right? The whole concept of birthright citizenship, um, is kind of, you know, being, being questioned right now, right? And rightfully so. Um, and I think, you know, For those that don't know history or haven't really looked, the whole point, purpose of birthright citizenship, uh, was for slaves, right? And, and, you know, Emancipation Proclamation goes through and they have to put something in place for the people that were slaves, um, to make sure that they had the same rights and citizenship status as everybody else. Nowhere in that time did they expect or think that this should have been applied to anybody else that just comes here, drops some kids off. Like, it's a difference. Yes, it's a fucking difference. Um, and so Justice Jackson, um, who holds the records, uh, for the most, uh, words in oral dissertations, um, in the history of Supreme Court justices, um, during the oral arguments at the Supreme Court on Wednesday, uh, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her case for why the children of foreign tourists ought to qualify for birthright citizenship if they are born in the United States while their parents are on vacation.

Okay, so this is the case of Trump v. Barbara.

First of all, yeah, before this even— nobody goes on vacation ready to pop a fucking kid out of their fucking vagina.

You can't even travel when you're pregnant like that, first of all.

So let's fucking eliminate this bullshit. It. What she's saying is that it's okay for people to travel here just to have their kids so they can call them citizens. That's what she's saying. She's not saying— no, nobody in the history of fucking Earth is ready to have a baby and says, oh man, I'm going on vacation, we're going to fucking Disney World.

That's right, right?

That's not what happens.

Here you go, Minnie Mouse.

So let's talk about reality here, okay? These people are fucking extremists. They're liars. And she's just trying to qualify some fake scenario to justify what she's actually trying to do, which is allow people who are not citizens to come here, have their kids, and then we have to accept their kids as citizens, which nobody wants.

Not only that, no other country does this. No shit.

That's because other countries aren't fucking retarded.

Yeah.

Well, This is— that is true. Um, but yeah, so this is Trump v. Barbara. They're deciding on this stuff, and this is what, um, the honorable Supreme Court Justice, uh, Jackson had to say.

I was thinking about this. Oh, were you? And I think they— there are various sources that say this.

Oh, you were? What were you thinking?

I was thinking about this, and I think they say there are various sources that say this, that you can have— you obviously have permanent allegiance based on being born in whatever country you're from. That's what everybody recognizes. But you also have local allegiance when you are on the soil of this other sovereign. And I was thinking, you know, I'm a US citizen and visiting Japan, and what it means is is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan, um, what does that have to do with anything?

Statistically possible.

Okay, like, to be honest, what does that have to do with the discussion? Yeah, if she was making an actual analogy that lined up, she would say it would be like if I were pregnant and I went to Japan and I had my baby that Japan would make that a Japanese citizen, except they fucking wouldn't.

They won't.

So she can't use a real analogy because there isn't one.

It doesn't exist. No other country allows it. But she's trying to say simply because there's a temporary local allegiance, then it's fine.

Let's, let's hear the rest of this dumb shit. The Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance, meaning can they control you as a matter of law? I can also rely on them if my wallet is stolen to, you know, under Japanese law, go and prosecute the person who has stolen it. So there's this relationship based on— even though I'm a temporary traveler, I'm just on vacation in Japan, I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense. Hmm. What?

Well, I got a question. So there's global organizations out there. If an American is working in Japan for 2 years for a company, there's a possibility that could happen. How is that treated currently? I mean, to say you're going over for a week at 9 months is crazy, but like, does anybody know how that works?

Yeah. Well, actually, is it, is it like if, if like somebody stationed in a, in a base. Isn't that our— that's our, that's our soil.

100%.

A military base. Yes. But if you're working for intel or something like that.

No, no. Well, I have, I have a buddy of mine. Uh, he plays professional basketball for Indonesia.

Sure.

Right. He's basically like their LeBron James over there. He's actually really good. Um, and, uh, he lives over there like 7, 8 months of the year with his wife. Uh, they just had a daughter. The Indonesia requires that child to be— to have dual citizenship. They allow it to be, but that still doesn't remove your primary citizenship. That's just in Indonesia. Most countries are the same way regardless. Now you can get access to the healthcare systems, they can, you know what I'm saying, but that's not enough.

That's—

look up—

not a full-fledged citizen.

Look up what happened. Working in another country, then they end up having— what? They're a U.S. citizen.

Yeah, yeah. Now they can offer a dual citizenship path if the parents choose it, but that, that child's a U.S. citizen, period.

Okay, well, regardless of this or that, Z's gonna find the answer to your question. That was stupid shit.

Oh, that was really dumb.

Like how?

How?

Like this person is sitting on the highest court of this land. And that's the best argument you could come up with?

Somebody stole your wallet. You become the citizen of Japan.

You know, I was thinking maybe you should stop thinking.

Maybe stop stealing.

Maybe just maybe just retire.

Yeah. Don't don't travel.

That's our Supreme Court.

Yeah.

I thought that was like a local judge.

No, that's fucking Kenji Jackson, the D.I. hire from the Biden administration. They put it, bro, that was the person. Remember when Biden came out and they said, who are you going to put? He said, I'm going to hire a black woman. Okay. So instead of saying, I'm going to hire the most qualified person, he says, I'm going to hire this.

Insane.

And that's what we end up with.

Well, I mean, to be fair, he never said smarter, you know, intelligent, or just said black woman, right?

Huh?

Yeah.

Okay, so they automatically get U.S. citizenship.

Automatically.

They can apply for citizenship, but they're not granted it automatically.

No. And it's, it's, it's an offer. And even in that case, it's just a dual citizenship, you know.

So anyway, they could work here if you had somebody that was actually working and contributing and spending most of their life here.

Yeah, but not if you're just traveling or on vacation. It's not how it works, dude.

Right.

It's not how it works. And I looked up the definition of allegiance.

Um, look, here's the thing. This is the bottom line of the conversation. We are importing people from the third world that come here and all they do is collect benefits and breed. They outbreed the natural American citizens by like 6 to 1. All right. So it shouldn't be that hard to understand that literally in one or two generations, who's going to be the majority of this country? It's not going to be, uh, heritage Americans, historic Americans. It's going to— it's like what in Europe, you know what they're calling these people in Europe? They're calling the people who are born, they're from Europe, they're French, they're English, they're Italian. You know what they're calling them? Old Europeans. Oh, and they're calling all these people the new Europeans. Okay. So unless you want to have— unless you want to be an old American and these are going to be the new Americans, you better speak the fuck up about this. And they conditioned everybody to say, well, you can't say that because it's fucking racist. I don't give a fuck what you call it. We don't— we want America for fucking Americans. And that doesn't matter if they're black, white, red, yellow, Jewish, Christian, whatever.

If you're fucking American, you could be American. But if you're not, you're fucking not. And there's processes intentionally created for people to come here to prevent exactly what's happening, which is bringing people in that actually outbreed the natural citizens of the country. Okay. And you want to know why people are having less children? It's not just because of the drugs that they put in the water. And the chemicals they spray in the sky and all this shit. It's because people are using common sense and they're looking around at everything and they're like, I'm not sure I want to have fucking kids with what's going on. Yeah, I don't know that this is going to be a great thing. Okay, so this compounds into this problem where we have people who aren't from here massively fucking replicating and we have people who are from here who aren't. Okay. And the politicians will say, well, we need that to to maintain infrastructure. No, we don't. Infrastructure changes all through history. There's all kinds of situations where a city has an area that gets abandoned and then it gets redeveloped into something else. You don't have to replace these people for the purpose of replacing them.

All right.

They know that too, but that's what they tell us. Right, right, right. So like, dude, that's what we're dealing with here. So she can sit here and say, that's for— they're on vacation. Motherfucker, you brought these people here. You and your fucking friends. Brought these people here and you want them to stay here so that they'll fucking vote for free shit and you can keep your fucking power.

That's right.

That's right.

They use our tax dollars to bring them here.

Yes.

Our tax dollars to house them and feed them while they're here.

So we all, all of us work. Everybody here that does what they're supposed to do, they go out, they, they try to build something and create something, become something of their own, work hard, pay their bills. These people are spending half of their labor is getting stolen from them to support these people. That's fucked up. And I don't care who— like, dude, fuck you if you don't agree. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I don't— I feel like— I feel like this idea, like, dude, if I want to go get some really good sushi and see the beautiful culture of Japan, I'm going to Japan.

Yeah.

If I want to see the fucking, you know, those weird top spinning top things in Moscow, I'm going to go to Russia.

Yeah.

If I want to see fucking, you know, Arabs, I'll go to fucking London. Right. But like, you get that?

Yeah. Yeah.

I want to see gays. I'll go to Washington. I mean, you know what I'm saying? But like, my point is, like, it's okay for those places to have and protect and want to, to, to insulate their culture. This is why you go see those.

This is not a conversation like, dude, you have this conversation with the people that are for this shit, which is, which is like 10% of the people. People are for this. Even people that are Democrats are not for this. You have a conversation with people that are for this and they will try to make it like, oh, what are you trying to say, the country should just be all white people? No, that's not what the fuck I'm saying at all. It's not what I'm saying at all. What I'm saying is American citizens deserve to have their country, period. And we don't need 40 fucking million Third world people that don't have the same culture or the same customs or the same fucking allegiance, as she's alluding to, correct?

It's not there.

It's not there at all. They're like, dude, look what happened to the group up there in Minnesota. Yeah, they don't think of it like, oh man, I'm going to come here and contribute. They think, fuck, I'm going to come here and take advantage of the Americans. I'm going to take their fucking money. They're going to pay for me to live and eat and have kids, and I don't even have to work. I just fuck all day.

These people have put so many loopholes into the to the fabric of our nation, you know, from birthright citizenship or to the loopholes of the fraud shit. I mean, they're going to get struck down through loopholes. It's like we got to close all of that shit up, dude. Yeah, all of it up.

My hometown, Barron, Wisconsin, is 90 miles east of Minneapolis. Yeah, we have a huge turkey factory there. And my town is now— I haven't lived there for a long time, but it's like half Somalian.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Middle of northwest Wisconsin, farm country.

Yeah. And I would say, you know, fucking dude, they're fucking eating the turkeys before they get processed. Maybe.

You talk about allegiance and you talk about community, you talk about American values. There's no integration.

No.

And that's the hard part for a place like that because it's like, hey, this is how we've always done it here. My family's lived here for 5 generations and then now half the population is just completely different. It creates chaos.

And bro, if you or I like— this is just the mentality difference. If I fucking moved to Italy, which one day I would like to do that because I would like to live part of my life there, I would like to do that. I wouldn't go over there and be like, you all have to fucking do what I say, right?

Hot dogs for everybody, motherfucker.

I would fucking adopt their shit. You know, you're doing the guest. Yeah, like they don't have that mentality at all.

And hope that they accept you, dude.

I would do everything I could to be a good steward and be like, all right guys, yeah, you know, thanks for letting me be a part of this.

100%.

Yeah, you're going there for that. Yeah, why do people come here for They're not coming here for America. They're coming here for the loopholes.

Yeah. They, they, they, it's, and you know what's funny, dude, is it's not even that they wouldn't be allowed to integrate. We would allow them to integrate.

Yes.

They choose not to.

Right.

That's the fucking problem. Like if they were to come here, like real talk, the conversation would be completely different. If all of these people came here and they actually did the way that the left presents them to be and they would say, hey, I'm coming here for a better life. I'm going to work. I'm going to be— I'm going to— I'm not going to be on government assistance. I'm going to— I'm going to— everybody else would be like, cool, you know, like they throw— go to a baseball game once in a while, fucking adopt American customs. Everybody be like, no, they're cool. They're cool. It's not about that. It's about— it's— I'm glad you brought that up because that's really what it's about. It's about the lack of willingness to integrate into American culture and instead to destroy it.

The other challenge is people that want to help them integrate can't. I was on the board of an organization. My buddy was a World Cup soccer player. Had this kind of soccer thing that basically these kids would come over. They don't have families. They don't even speak English. And they're in these overpopulated schools and the teachers are just passing them and they're not doing any work. They're not even communicating. They're just passing them through because they have no other option. They don't have the time to spend with them. And it's— that doesn't go the right way.

No.

Right. And so even if you wanted to, it's just overwhelming the system right now.

Yeah, totally agree.

It's wild. Well, the problem right now is, you know, on this, this, because I mean, this is again the center around the immigration issue we're seeing in this country, a lack of assimilation in this country, right? Um, and all of this is still happening while ICE is, uh, and DHS is defunded, right? Um, now you are a man that is, uh, in the world of preparation and all of that. And one of the things that I mean, I know we've been talking about on the show, um, are the potential threats that come with that. Right? Um, with, you know, at least 20 million, 18 million people in this country that aren't supposed to be here. And obviously not every single one of those is a bad actor, but there's a few, right? Um, and one is too many. And so we've had the reports of sleeper cells in the United States. This new report just came out. There's about 1,000 Iranian sleeper agents that are embedded in Canada, um, with the, uh, the, um The narrative behind it being like, they're not there for Canadians. Canadians already conquered. Canada's already conquered. They're here because they can easily slip through the fucking border, which is still open, especially during the unfunded—

not only that, the north border is wide open.

It's wide open, yeah, right? And so from, from your standpoint, again, I guess just like, what, what would you suggest to, to the American citizen listening to this right now, right? What's the best way to tools, resources-wise, to prepare themselves for any potential bad, bad things coming down. How do you look at that?

I mean, I've been watching this for a while. I know last year Sean Ryan had that woman on that was talking about the same thing.

Yeah.

And I actually went out to a bunch of buddies of mine that are experts in this space, and everybody's freaked out about this. This is real.

Yes.

And what they talk about is there are things that could happen here that we've never seen before. Like, imagine there's a school shooting, and as people run in, there's somebody on the hill shooting at them. Like, yeah, things like that. Have never really happened here before. Suicide bombs have not happened really before.

And that's just, that's a normal thing over there.

It's terrifying. And the thing about terror is you don't know what it is or when it is or anything else. So when you're like, you know, what's the one tool you need? It's, it's not one thing. It's really, it's really being aware. It's putting your phone down. It's keeping your head up. It's having some stuff nearby in your vehicle to administer first aid. You know, if you're not going to get home, could you be comfortable for a few days? I mean, and it's so hard for me to say, hey, you need exactly this, this, and this. I carry more than I ever have these days, right? I'm on the security team at my church. I mean, we've got one position with an AR up top. You're sitting up there and it's crazy in Park City, Utah.

In a freaking church, dude.

We have 6 people every service ready to go.

That's good though.

And we train.

That's great.

Yeah, but because you don't know, right? You don't know when it's going to be your day. And that's the thing about terror. So, you know, to answer your question, It's, it's, there's a lot of different things you need to do. I say keeping your head up and just knowing your community and paying attention is the first step.

Yeah.

Yeah. After that, have this stuff to be able to help if there's a trauma situation or, you know, the, the, the scenario I keep like playing in my head over and then we talked about this offline, but there's a scenario that I keep playing in my head over and over again that again, like to your point, people are just not going to be prepared for, but from what— who I've been talking to, scenarios we've been running through, bro, it's gonna be a mass, like, simultaneous just chaos, right? Well, then what happens when the grid goes down? Or what happens when they shut the fucking satellites off and you have no phone communication, right? Like, people will not be prepared for that, dude.

Well, you know what's interesting is, like, it would just be like it was in the '90s.

Oh, it's like—

yeah, I'm gonna be excited.

Yeah, like, like, dude, Yeah, I actually do. Look, I think guys like him and I, just because we grew up that way, are going to be like, all right, well, let's fucking go touch some grass.

And I look at every day. Yeah, season would be a lot of fun, you know?

But I'm just saying, like, what? Yeah, okay. They shut the internet down.

Yeah, cool.

Yeah. You know, they shut the power down. All right. That's going to suck because there's no AC and no, no heat. But our fucking— my dad didn't have AC or heat. You know, we didn't have the internet. You know what I mean?

Like, not to survive in that world.

I just moved and I purposely bought a house with a fireplace and a well. Those were important things to me.

A wood-burning place.

Yes.

Yeah.

And I chopped wood all summer. Instead of going to the gym some nights, I go out and chop wood. And you know what?

There's something nice about a wood-burning fire, dude.

Yeah, for sure.

It's the best.

Yeah.

Chopping wood warms you 3 times, right? Yeah, that's what they always say. But I think society is just this, like, teetering thing, and it doesn't take much to get it all sliding. You talked about the grid going out. I mean, people don't realize then your credit cards don't work, the gas pumps don't work.

Yeah.

Yeah. Like, you don't have any money. Like, there's a run on supplies that's going to go out quick. When that's going to be the people are coming to their neighbor who's less prepared to protect them.

Yeah. But like, let's be real, dude. Most people don't have more than $1,000 in their fucking bank account. That's stacked.

So Like 80% of the country.

Yeah.

So like, yeah, how quick does that—

Yeah, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I just think there's— I think the younger generation have a big problem with it because they don't know anything else. You know, I think we'll be out riding our bikes till fucking, you know, chopping trees down. Yeah. Like, yeah, I don't know, man. But I definitely think, you know, we're— something's— if the Iran conflict continues and the support continues to go down for it, there's going to be some sort of false flag. I'm just convinced of it. Yeah. To get everybody back into it, behind it.

Yeah.

I will bet everything I have on not if, when.

Yeah.

Something will happen.

Yeah.

At some point.

Yeah.

There's no way you take it.

It's going to be big, dude. It's not going to be like a school shooting. It's going to be like 9/11 level.

I've read that 9/11 was like a practice run.

Yeah, it's going to be a— I'm not saying it's going to be exactly like that, but it's going to be a mass, mass, mass casualty attack. To where people are like, well, fuck them. We're going to fucking destroy them. That's the goal that they're trying to get.

Yeah. I mean, even if let's say the Iran situation does get better, quote unquote, whatever that means or looks like, do you guys really think the fucking Iranian sleeper cells that are already in this country or sitting on our northern borders are like, oh, okay, well, we lost. Let's just go home.

No, no, those are loyalists. They're there. Dude, they've committed their lives to this already.

And they've been training for decades.

Dude, look, I don't even think that a lot of the people that came over here are Iranian terror cells anyway. I think they're other countries. And I think they're trying— I think they're jihadist. They're Muslim extremists. That doesn't mean they have to be from Iran.

No, for sure.

Okay.

For sure.

Iran happens to be the country where they are still able to exist. In all of these other countries, they've been pounded for years and years and years, and they're still there.

Correct.

Okay.

But well, it's a proxy tunnel too.

But if so, like something that people don't know is like not all Muslims agree with the jihadist type Muslims.

Correct.

Okay. So it's just like, you know, there's Americans and then there's like the fucking leftist weirdos and then there's the far right. KKK guys or whatever, right? I've never seen a far left legend. Yeah, right. But anyway, it's so bad that like traditional Muslim places won't even allow their kids. So like in Dubai, they pay for your college education. Dubai will let their children go to any school and they'll pay for it, but they will not let them go to any school that is a Muslim school in Europe because it's all run by jihadists. So the problem with this situation is that if Iran were to be conquered by the West, so to speak, okay, westernized, now these jihadists have like no homeland to operate in openly. That's when the attacks will start, okay? Because those people are going to be You got to think about it. If that were us and we were Americans, all right, and America got conquered and we were living over there, we would have nothing to go home to. We don't have anything to lose.

Lost it all already anyway. You see what I'm saying?

Yeah. So it's a, it's a complicated situation. And a lot like, it's just like, you know, one of the things that we have to, we have to understand here is it's real easy to get upset and generalize people, right? It's, it's easy to look at like the gangs of black kids that are fucking beating the shit out of white people and then say, fucking, oh, it's fucking black people. It's real easy to see the extremist Muslims and say, oh, it's fucking all Muslims. It's real easy to see, you know, the corrupt Jewish cabal and say, oh, it's all Jews. That's, that's, that's low IQ generalization. Okay. And I understand how heated people are, and I understand why people are fucking pissed at all this shit. But if we really want a great country, we— the people— people have to keep their fucking wits about them and realize what this country is about. It's about people coming here that buy into our culture and decide to contribute to it and maintain it and live it. And it doesn't matter What I don't care if someone's black or brown or fucking Asian, I don't care who they pray to.

If they're fucking Americans, they're fucking Americans. Okay? That's what makes America cool, dude. That's what makes America cool. There's nothing cooler than going to a fucking baseball game and, you know, your team, your team's winning and they win the game. And there's this guy here who's different than you. And there's this guy over here who's different than you. And there's that family that's different than you. And everybody's fucking together. That's what America is about, bro. And we'll never get that back if we allow the extremism to take over our thoughts and our actions. And so while we can be upset about things, I just think it's very important for the intelligent people to check their emotions and say, okay, I understand this and this pisses me the fuck off, but this is where we should be, right? Because like, dude, the extreme The extreme views of the left and the right, the pendulum swings so hard. And if we don't have people that want to center it, we end up with a genocide or a mass fucking war.

Either way.

Yeah, right.

Either way.

Yeah.

So it's, you know, on the left we'll end up with communism, which will kill a shit ton of people. On the right, we'll end up with a genocide that wants to fucking wipe out anybody that's not like them. So it's like, Dude, neither of those things are fucking good. I don't think anybody wants to see that. Maybe there is some people that want to see that, but I don't think anybody that's reasonable, like inside the reasonable 80% of Americans— we got to remember what this is about, dude. You know what I mean, man?

Bro, I mean, Democrats and Republicans used to argue in Congress, go have beers afterwards. Yeah, I've read stories of— yeah, we're friends. They have different opinions on things. They have the same goal.

They still are up there, but they just collude. They just collude to fuck us.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, they still—

we should fuck them this way.

Yeah.

I'm going to fuck them this way.

Yeah, it's just, you know, and, and, you know, I know people are going to attack me for saying that. Like, they're going to say you're fucking brainwashed and you don't realize. No, I understand what's going on. I'm— I understand what's going on to the point where, like, I don't want to see a fucking mass number of people just wiped off the face of the earth either way. Yeah, either way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's real, man. That's real, guys. Jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Uh, we got one final headline, and speaking—

I think if we're going to be extreme about anything, we need to be extreme about freedom, and we need to realize that us us, the people out here, we're on the same fucking team. And the reason that our lives seem so chaotic and so hard for some people to get by is not because of each other. It's because of those people up in Washington, bro. It's not us, it's them. And they just trick us to make us think that it's us.

I mean, turn the news off, right?

Yeah.

I, I spend a lot of time in nature and I can't tell you how different I feel when I'm off the grid for 10 days.

Yeah.

I think you can look at the world through your phone or you can look at the world through your own eyes. And, and it can really change how you look at things, right?

It can calm you down.

And people just aren't getting that anymore.

No, dude, you don't see it. And dude, even now, you, if you go out in public, dude, you don't see this shit that these people are saying, right? It's not real shit. Like, it's what I described for the most part, you know?

Yeah, that's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Um, kind of flows right into it. Birthright citizenship, illegal aliens, right? Um, different set of aliens. Uh, headline reads, Matt Gaetz claims U.S. runs forced breeding programs merging humans and extraterrestrials.

He is one.

You think he is one?

Have you seen the before and after that guy?

I was— he does have some really hard, like, like, forehead bone. I think he said whatever it is. You know what I'm saying? Um, this, this is, this is, this is weird. This is weird. This is weird. So, uh, let's dive into this. Uh, former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz has claimed that the U.S. is secretly running forced breeding programs working to create alien-human hybrids. The controversial conservative firebrand added that a member of the United States military described this program to him in detail. Show, saying that there were 6 to 12 secret facilities around the country engaged in abducting humans to mate with extraterrestrials. My first initial question, like, like, is it like— I mean, who— like, are they abducting like human women or human men? Is there like a sign-up? Like, I mean, How does that work?

A lot of people go missing every year.

Yeah, man, I don't know about a lot.

I've been down this wormhole years past from things I've heard. And I'm—

you mean like 800,000 children? Yeah. Gone. Imagine what 800,000 children looks like if you were to look at it. Well, that's like— that's 8. Yeah, that is 8 University of Nebraska football games, right? That's okay. That's insane.

Yeah, bro, it's crazy.

Yeah, that's right, dude.

It's crazy. Um, yeah, he said people were being kidnapped and placed in these programs. Um, they've been taken from war zones, migrant caravans, but admitted that he never verified the senior enlisted member's story. This is the clip. He was on Benny Johnson when he, uh, when he broke this. Let's check this out.

I think the most important information will be the biologics that are not human that have been discovered. And like, even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need to be out in the public. I mean, I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication. An actual uniform member of the United States Army brief me on that.

Non-human biologics, interracial alien mating. What the F is going on? Look, wait a second. You had whistleblowers tell you this kind of thing?

Can you please unpack that? I had a guy who was uniformed. He was a senior enlisted with the United States Army, came into my office in Crestview, Florida, in a non-classified setting. I had members of my staff there. And what they explained is that the military ran a very secret program where aliens that were living were in forced breeding programs with humans that had been abducted from war zones and from even the caravans of migrants. Now, again, I didn't verify this, but what the whistleblower blower was telling me is that there were like between 6 and 12 locations around the country where this happened. And what he wanted was a group, members of Congress, to all show up at the same time at all of these different locations so that any of those activities could, could not be moved. And of course, it's a physical impossibility to get members of Congress to simultaneously show up at like 8 locations at one time. And so that never occurred.

What do you mean non-human biologics?

Like, this— that was the testimony of, of David Grusch, uh, before the, the House Oversight Committee, which, which I joined. And, uh, the, the testimony was that in crashes of craft that had been recovered by the CIA and through a special program that the CIA had for crash recovery, um, that it wasn't just just, you know, the hard materials. It was also biologics, but that they couldn't identify a human source of those biologics.

Anything not to release the Epstein file.

No shit, bro. No shit. This explains Hillary Clinton.

I mean, dude.

Yeah.

Well, here's the weird thing, dude.

It also explains Tiger King.

It does, dude. If— yeah.

You ever looked at Tiger King, bro, and been like, how the fuck is this a real dude? Alien. Yeah, now you got your answer.

Yeah, like that, that's what an alien would do, right? Like, okay, what do these humans wear? Oh, leopard, leopard leather pants and fucking— got it, you know what I'm saying? Like, dude, the whole— the weird— the weirdest thing about this, right? So you got, you got Matt Gaetz, he's talking to Benny Johnson, right? Um, but then this gets kind of substantiated by another active sitting member of Congress today. Tim Burchett, or Burchett, I don't know how you pronounce it.

Is that the same guy, the FBI guy?

Different guy. Different guy. Okay, uh, maybe— no, this guy.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, this guy tells the truth.

Okay. Yeah.

All right, he does. No, he does. This guy talks real shit.

Real shit. I like when he calls out the fucking, uh, yeah, little nerds and shit to be on the sidewalks.

Yeah, yeah. Did your mom buy you those socks? He—

listen, he's a Okay, and he's questioned on this whole situation today, and this is what he had to say. I don't have the tinfoil hat on just yet, Congressman, but I'm wondering, you know, kind of how you react to that, because you are connected, you're on the UFO subcommittee. I mean, I'm just wondering what you make of that. Have you heard anything like that?

Um, well, I'm still a member of Congress, so I can't really comment too much on what Matt said. But I will say this.

Wait, seriously? Are you being serious?

Or is that tongue-in-cheek?

I'm being 100% serious.

I've been 100% serious. I've been briefed by just about every alphabet agency there is. And I'll just tell you this, if they would release the things that I've seen, you would stay up, you'd be up at night worrying about or thinking about this stuff. We just need to disclose it all. I'm sick of it. You're—

well, I was briefed. I'll just tell you this.

I was briefed last week on an issue— or excuse me, 2 weeks ago. And it would have set the earth on— this country would have come unglued, I think, if they would have heard all that I heard. They would demand answers. And they—

that piece right there. Well, yeah, like I said, he's not denying it. He ain't denying it. But then I also think too though, right? And again, like, I mean, he's a trustworthy individual, you know what I'm saying? He, like, he's hated by the right people, I think. I think that's a good judgment. Yeah, right. How do you dictate these people? For sure, right? I don't give a fuck.

Having the right enemies is, is a good, uh, right, is a good thing.

100%. Like, I don't really care who likes you. I want to know who hates you.

Yeah, right.

That tells me everything I need to know.

Right.

And he has a lot of the right people hating him. Right. But then I also think about this and it's like, what better way if you true— like, let's say you were running this, you know, a psyop. What better way to keep the psyop moving than to maybe disclose certain shit that's not necessarily true at all just to keep the narrative going, to keep the people fucking under that thumb? Does that make sense? Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

What do you mean?

Like, how do we know that our agencies don't intentionally, you know, brief, plant this shit, plan it? Yeah, to keep us worried at night. Because I mean, that, like, just that statement alone is enough to fucking like, okay, well, fuck, there must be something. Maybe I don't want to know, and maybe I'll just— I want to know, but you know what I'm saying? Like, dude, the average person though, it's like, fuck.

Dude, I don't think the average person is following along. Yeah, they're too busy trying to survive, bro.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with you though.

I mean, if I learned anything in all my trips overseas is that if you're buying the news, you're buying the propaganda, no matter who's pushing it out there, because there's operational security. Those guys aren't that dumb. They're not going to the news and telling you everything, right? They're telling you what they want you to hear to get you to react a certain way. That's what I believe. No. So if you're going to fight over what was said on the news, news, you're already two steps removed.

All the other countries know that we're— that, look, dude, my friends in Europe, like, as fucked up as Europe is right now, they know it's fucked up. But like, they all understand. Actually, my friends that live anywhere— I got friends that live all over the world— they all like understand perfectly that we— our news is 100% propaganda, right? They understand that perfectly, just like we understand North Korea is 100% propaganda. That's how the rest of the world looks at us.

It's crazy.

Yeah, the rest of the world looks at us like we look at North Korea when it comes to our media propaganda.

That's a powerful statement.

Yeah, yeah, that's the truth. The only people that don't get it are fuckers live here.

So, yeah, because it ain't being told on the news, right? Right. Yeah, dude, this— do you think aliens are real?

I do.

You do?

Yeah, I mean, I If the universe is infinite, I think there's a higher probability there's something else out there versus not. I'll tell you one story. When I was in college, I had a writing class and we had to go listen to a speaker that came to the college. And this guy that had covered the Roswell incident came. I was like, this is a fun one to go to. And this stuck with me forever. He directly interviewed the rancher that found the wreckage, quote unquote. Right. And in 1947, that guy was like, there's like spaghetti all over. But if you put your thumb on one side and go like this, like he was describing fiber optics.

Yeah.

In 1947.

Yeah.

So, I mean, either that was us being super advanced or—

but like, no, dude, there's a whole thing about what you're saying. So who was it? Was it Eisenhower? It was. Yeah, it was Eisenhower. Eisenhower was president right after World War II, right?

Yeah.

So apparently, I mean, Rogan fucking talks about this.

I've heard this story.

Yeah.

So apparently Eisenhower had a fucking meeting with the aliens. This is the story. Yes. So Eisenhower had a fucking meeting in like Utah or something with, with these aliens. Okay. After the meeting, he appeared in California. Okay. Like in a, in a timeframe that we could, he couldn't have made at that time.

Not possible. Right.

And then this was like, right, this was right after World War II. And then to your point, this is when, like, think about, okay, think about like how we were progressing technology-wise as a country up until that point. Okay. 30, 40 years before that, you had Orville and Wilbur Wright Brothers, right? Putting together a fucking kite in their yard and flying in it. Okay. After World War II, now most of the fucking airplane technology and the shit that we use is still from that era.

Right.

Okay. So we had this massive jump in technological advancement. The world did right after that scenario happened.

Right.

Okay.

Fuck.

Yeah. So the theory is that this happened. We made contact and We're working with them or something, and all of our tech and all this shit comes from that. Okay, so that would lend itself to things like LifeLog, right? Remember LifeLog? You know, LifeLog? So LifeLog was a CIA fucking operation that was basically an internet program that collected data on people's lives. Okay.

Like Facebook.

So the day the fucking program ended, Facebook launched the next day. Yeah, the very fucking next day Facebook fucking launched. When LifeLog ended, Facebook launched. Okay. You think that's a coincidence?

I don't.

It sure doesn't feel like one.

I don't know. No, I don't. Fuck, dude. You know, like, have you ever seen the video of the fucking, like, the computer chips?

Well, then, dude, when they microscope in on it, bro, It looks like the pyramids and stuff.

And like, but like, like how far? Like, bro, there's no fucking chance. There's no chance that that's human-made. I don't believe it now. Like, I don't believe— like, bro, if you've ever— I got to find the— I'll find a clip. Well, dude, it's fucking insane.

I know, bro. And we haven't had like—

why haven't we progressed further?

Yeah, but see, dude, all these big companies, like these big, big companies, the biggest ones, these companies were all funded heavily through government grants.

Yeah.

And, you know, it's like hard to believe that they didn't just go out and pick people and say, okay, you're going to run this. By the way, you're going to be rich as fuck and it's in your benefit, but you're going to be the face for this.

Well, we'll feed you to the fucking—

right, exactly.

Tons of examples of that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, here's one thing that is weird with all of this, right? So all of this is coming out. But the truth— I mean, or I should say the facts of the matter are there has been a lot of these scientists that have been coming up missing, dude, dead, dude.

You seen this?

Who have all been tied in.

Yeah.

To this shit.

They're killing all the alien scientists, bro. All of them. Yeah.

All of them, dude. And like, it's fucking insane. It's like more and more every fucking week is continuing to grow. The ominous web of US scientists and lab employees who have died or gone missing continues to grow as two more cases have been linked to this disturbing trend. NASA scientist Frank Maywald reportedly died on July 4th, 2024, in Los Angeles at the age of 61, but the cause of death has never been made public, and officials confirmed that an autopsy was never even performed. Maywald had been a prominent researcher at the space agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory since 1999 and worked on multiple projects tied to advanced satellite technology that could that could scan Earth and other planets. In June, uh, 2023, just months before his death, he was the lead researcher on a breakthrough that could help future space missions detect clear signs of life on other worlds, including Jupiter's moon Europa, uh, Saturn's moon Enceladus— I know a dude has that name— or dwarf planet Ceres. And like, dude, there's a whole fucking web of it. There's a whole web of these people who are all connected. All connected.

And they're being— the one dude— actually, two of the dudes got assassinated at their fucking— on their front porch. Mm-hmm.

Do these guys have patents? Oh, like, is it—

I think they do. It appears like these people know what the fuck's going on. They're trying to close it up.

Close it up. Yeah. And then I saw something too that like apparently there's a new like government website like a GOV website that's like, you know, kind of like it's, it's open but it's not open yet. I don't know, I forget what if it's like aliens.gov or some shit like that that they're preparing to fucking push some stuff out, dude. Here's what I do know, anytime a major fucking issue is about to happen, it's either sharks or fucking aliens start getting in the conversation.

Yeah, no shit, no shit.

It's real shit, dude.

Yeah, I know that. That was the biggest story of the summer before 9/11.

Shark attacks, shark attacks. Attacks. Yeah, same thing before October 7th.

I remember it, dude.

Same thing before the Afghanistan withdrawal. Like, bro, anytime a major fucking thing's happened, it's either sharks or fucking aliens. Yeah, never fails.

I know that, dude. You guys think you ever saw an alien before?

No.

Anybody here?

No, like in real life?

I want to.

Yeah, dude, that's what I'm—

You ever had any weird experiences like you thought it might be an alien? You have? What? Like a weird motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, bro. You ever seen Starlink in the sky?

That's—

fuck, dude. When I saw that, I'm like, we're getting invaded. Like, they're all in a perfect fucking line. And like, dude, when you can see Starlink, the first time I saw it, I didn't know what it was. I was like, What the fuck is that? It's moving. Like, it's— I was like, dude, this is this fucking alien for sure. And then it turns out it's Elon Musk.

I was on an elk hunt in Utah in the mountains, laying there, my campfire and tent, and that went over. And I was like, I was about ready to race home. Yeah, my buddy knew what it was, but for 10 seconds I was like, me too, 100% sure that was aliens.

Me too, dude. Me too. So who would be the aliens?

Oh, Obama for sure.

You think?

I think Obama for sure. Yeah.

Let's ask the chat.

He's like, he's a man-child of these human alien babies. Like, he's a human alien baby.

You think?

For sure. Yeah.

I think Musk is— might be.

There's no way I'd vote on Elon.

I mean, Elon is just so smart and he's, he's— I don't know, like, he's so much different than everybody else.

It's like the way he talks. Yeah.

Like, and I've never seen him with a grilled cheese, which goes against the narrative, but he seems like—

he seems like a cool alien.

Yeah.

Like, if they're all like Elon, dude, he's here to bring technology. Hey, man, if you're going to buy into American culture, you're fucking in.

He's in on it. Yeah, that's right. Tiger King.

Tiger King's an alien for sure. Yeah. Hillary's an alien.

Nameless One says me and my platoon def saw something.

I used to think Zuckerberg was an alien, but now I think that maybe he's not. Like before. Now maybe he just— maybe he learned how to blend in.

Yeah, that's what took him so long. I don't know. Fuck. Bill Gates? Nah, Bill Gates ain't no alien.

Bill Gates, just some fucking—

he's just a dork.

Just fucking— yeah. Do you ever see that clip of Bill Gates getting that pie in his face when he was young? Oh yeah, that's what started it, bro. Yeah, he was going into some— this is like in the '90s, and like somebody threw a pie in his face.

Yeah.

And I think he decided right then, I'm killing everybody.

I'm gonna kill like everybody.

Fucking killing everybody.

I'm gonna feed them some fake milk first.

You'll fucking see.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm killing all of you.

That's right. Tim Walls. There's an argument for that.

Tim Walls is not an alien.

You don't think so?

Fucking homo. Yeah, I'm convinced. My personal opinion on that guy is that his hard drive needs to be checked.

Yeah, for real.

Yeah, he's a weird fucker.

Yeah, bro, if you think Kristi Noem's husband's got some shit— oh dude, fuck dude, listen, he's doing—

he's in the weird, weird category.

He's doing some weird shit, and I have a gut belief that it has something to do with with Kraft macaroni and cheese for some reason. Like, that's involved in there somehow, some way.

It's weird to me that you would think of Kraft macaroni as some sort of sexual weirdness.

Well, I'm telling you, what are you talking about? Tim Walls figured it out.

What do you do with the macaroni, bro?

It's not YouTube appropriate. Yeah. Yep.

Yep. I think DJ's got a little macaroni fetish. It is. Wadiswada says it, bro. It's revenge of the nerds. That's what Bill Gates is all about.

About. It is.

I think Bill Gates is mad that he's not an alien.

I might say Randy Consellas.

No, Randy Consellas Illuminati. Yeah, Randy Consellas Illuminati with the special hand signs.

Fuck, man.

And what is it? What's the other one they say that I am? Not the Illuminati though.

Freemason.

Freemasons. Yeah. A lot of people think I'm a Freemason.

My grandpa was in that.

Yeah.

I don't know. Fuck. They're going to get you now, bro. You can't say that.

Can't say that.

No, no, no.

They wore rings and stuff.

It was pretty— the internet now Narrative is I'm Illuminati Freemason because I don't get in trouble for the shit that I say.

That's right.

Yeah.

Keep the past.

They say, how did he get all his money? He fucking Freemason. Yeah, dude, it wasn't the 27 years of me taking a literal hammer and smashing my own dick with it. That's right. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like every single day.

Yeah.

A buddy of mine once explained entrepreneurship is like you see the light at the end of the tunnel, then you get to the end of the tunnel, it's an 800-pound gorilla holding a flashlight. It beats the shit out of you.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

That's exactly how I feel.

That's right, bro.

Yeah.

Well, hey, listen, what a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive.

We're going to find out some shit.

Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Guys, jump in on this convo though. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

That being said, we have a great nameless one here says, me and my platoon definitely saw something back in '09. What'd you see? You can't just say we saw something. Would you say what you saw?

Yeah. What'd you see?

Now I've seen plenty of ghosts stuff.

Yeah. Oh dude, dude, what if ghosts are aliens?

I live on a haunted property for real. So I live in a— do you know this? Uh, no. My property I live on, uh, used to belong to Ulysses Grant.

Whoa.

So like, dude, and it is mega haunted.

Yeah, it is. Not like, not like kind of, not a little haunted, mega haunted.

We had a, we had a fucking episode happen on air when we were on the fucking live that one night in the garage. Like, dude, I got videos and everything, dude.

Like, you see people or figures?

Yeah, I got a video, bro. I got videos. I'll show you after the show. No way. The security's all fucking— I had to tell—

I—

so we have an upper balcony at the house. It's like a, it's like a two-story plantation-style house.

Yeah, it is.

That's right.

That's right. Yes.

So, so I, I sometimes I go up there to smoke coke, and I was up there smoking. I had to tell the security guys, I'm like, hey, I'm up here, man. It's not a ghost.

Yeah, that's right.

Like, I had to tell them because they see shit all the time, bro.

All the time.

All the time. All the time, dude.

Yeah.

Does it— does it freak you out? Is it hard to sleep?

Me?

Used to it?

No, I'm used to it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's that white people shit.

Yeah. I actually kind of think it's cool. Yeah.

I think there'd be an adaption curve for me.

I've had weird shit happen to me, though, like my whole life. Like, I've had weird, like, weird, weird shit like that.

What? Somebody said DJ feels at home every time he comes.

All right, guys. Yeah, DJ works for free over there.

Just saying, dude. It's better now that AC's been invented because the house is a lot cooler. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I'm— yeah, we got a Russian in there. What is that, Russian?

Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Well, guys, it is time though. It is time for— remind me to show you those videos after we get off Yeah, I won't forget. It is, uh, it is that time of the show where we have our final segment, uh, our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. It's where we bring a topic in, we talk about it, uh, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. And then the spirit of aliens, um, you guys know we're going back to the moon.

Yeah.

Okay, again, or for the first time?

I've seen like the internet is one big argument about this. It's wild.

Yeah, it's wild. But, uh, one of those things that have come out, I guess, in the bullshit, uh, is a child going viral, uh, for excited blunt response to a reporter's question about the Artemis II moon mission. Um, a child was speaking to, uh, CNN in the video that aired Wednesday. He's going viral, uh, for his response. The video, according to CNN, was from Tuesday ahead of the launch but aired during the outlet's coverage on Wednesday. Reporter asked the child out, why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history? And this was the kid's response. Why do you want to be here?

Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history?

We're going back to the fricking moon.

That's why. Love it.

That's our next generation there, folks. That's it.

I like it.

Who's going to tell them?

I don't know. I don't know. Listen, dude, you have— I think it was Buzz Aldrin or one of the guys. They flat out said that all the shit that we saw as the first moon landing was a recreation. Okay.

Like they—

he said that on fucking television.

Yeah.

All right. So and then you didn't really hear much from him after that. Yeah, but he fucking said that.

So like It was this— it was a space race.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it was a space race.

It makes sense to lie about it.

I think we went there and then we recreated it because that was propaganda to win.

I don't think we went there. I think we just lied and said we went there so we could pretend that we won the space race.

You think we never went?

Yeah.

I mean, I've heard—

have the other countries been there?

Well, the Soviet Union allegedly went there, didn't they?

I don't know.

Or they went and made it to low Earth or low, low moon orbit. I know this.

It's, you know, they launched that motherfucker on April 1st. First.

That's right.

Who was really—

they got stars, actors. Yeah. Oh, fuck, dude.

Was it for Transformers?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Yeah. All I know— here's what I will say. Here's what I will say. I don't personally believe that we went, and I've had friends tell me, they're like, I thought you were fucking smart, bro. You're a fucking idiot. You believe that? I just don't believe believe it.

Yeah.

All right. I know, but here's what I do believe.

India went to the moon.

Yeah, I know that. There's a 7-Eleven. Fucking Zeeshan knows it, bro. Moon Slurpees, bro. That's right.

That's right.

That's still the funniest fucking moment of the entire fucking history of Real AF. We should just plug that in right now so that everybody can watch it for your viewing pleasure. Yeah. Yeah. I will say this. Any human being that gets in the top of that motherfucker and says, yeah, just fucking let it rip. That's a fucking crazy motherfucker.

You need a space.

Yeah, that is crazy.

It's crazy. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Just imagine, like, like what we're talking about here. Hey, guys, it's like you're sitting around with a bunch of fucking dudes with beers. Now that we could go to the moon.

Yeah.

Yeah. All we would need is a big rocket, 300 feet filled with fucking rocket fuel. You know what? We just sit on the front of it.

That's right.

Like, dude, that sounds crazy.

There's no chance, dude. Yeah, yeah, one of them's a Canadian.

It's a DEI trip.

Yeah, well, I will say this.

What difference does it make?

Well, I will say this. The black guy said that in defense of the black guy. Yeah, he ain't with that shit.

No shit. They fucking tried to pin him on that shit. He's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm an astronaut, bro. I'm American.

I want human history.

That's right. Like, dude, that's the right answer.

It is the right answer. Good job, dude. They did put a toilet in the spaceship this time. Yeah, it broke, right?

It broke. Yeah.

Back to the bags, kids.

Yeah, they had a toilet issue.

Why does— what it says, NASA's all fake. I agree with that.

I think so.

I think NASA is a huge fucking money laundering theft operation of the government. It's a rathole.

Well, here's the thing, though. Like, I feel like I don't— I don't— it's hard for me to believe both could be true, that aliens can be real and we didn't make it to the moon.

I agree.

No, I agree both can be true.

You think they both can be true?

Yeah.

Hmm.

I think they can be. Why couldn't they be?

Well, because if they gave us a technology, why wouldn't we be able to get back there?

Well, I don't know. There's like a fucking radiation belt like right between the United States or the Earth and the moon. It's like we kill fucking anybody.

Hmm.

So like, I don't know.

And they fly up in there with shit that's thinner than fucking—

all I'm saying is it is weird. It doesn't make sense to me.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

But real talk, like, I'm gonna be real. There's nothing someone could pay me to sit on the fucking end of a rocket.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, it would have to be a lot. I mean, I'd have to be down on life. Like, I'd have to be like, fuck it, you know? All right, a couple billion.

Yeah, fucking fuck it. You're going?

Maybe. Depends on what mood I'm in. I'm just saying, you got to be a crazy motherfucker.

Would you want to do one of those zero-G flights?

No, I throw up.

Yeah.

And our generation remembers the Challenger.

Yeah. Oh, dude.

So like I was in first grade when that happened.

I went to blow up.

We watched it on television.

Yeah, I remember watching it.

It was a huge thing.

But isn't there something with the fucking astronauts on that?

Like apparently they're still alive.

Still alive. Like there's a theory about them and they're like teaching and fucking professors with the same names. Same name.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll find the video for you.

It's crazy shit.

Yeah, man.

But dude, I'll tell you this. I was in first grade. So that was a, that was a huge deal because though Kristen McCaffrey was the teacher. Okay. So they played it in every school, every class, every school in the whole country watched the Challenger blow up live on television. It was like I, I was in first grade, dude, and I remember my teacher freaking the fuck out, like crying, screaming, like Jeez, it was— you remember that?

Yes.

Did you just freak out too?

I was at a friend's house. I remember we were all sitting around the TV and I remember their mom turned it off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She— her name was Miss Corey. That was her name. She fucking turned it off too.

Damn.

Yeah, I remember that, dude.

That's pretty dark if that was all staged and they made every kid in the country watch it, watch it blow up.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like if they could do that, they're trying to shut it down a generation later.

Yeah, they could do that. They could probably just post like, you know, some death trackers on CNN and stuff and like, you know, force people to get vaccines for the cold. For the cold.

For cold. Yeah.

Weird.

Yeah, man.

That was, uh, is anything we read in our books in school real?

Like, no, fuck no, bro.

That's what I think about all the time, bro.

You know, you know, most of the books that were fucking written by, by our, uh, that we use for textbooks were written by Robert Maxwell's company, his publishing company. You know, Ghislaine Maxwell's fucking dad.

No way.

Yeah.

And when he—

CIA, he was not— he wasn't telling the truth, that's for sure.

So damn sure. Fuck, dude. All I know was real is that fucking— that— that—

would you sit on the fucking nose of that rocket for real?

Just sit on the nose?

No, like get in there and fucking let it go off now.

No, not a chance.

There's no way, dude.

Not a chance.

Would any— would you guys?

Z might.

Without you—

would I?

Could see with that. I went to space.

That's right, he ain't assimilating too well anyway, so like, that's his way out, you know?

Yeah, he's up there looking for a jiu-jitsu fight. You're gonna teach the aliens how to kick everybody's ass in the United States, in the world. I'm going to fucking the moon.

I got my purple belt, here's my galactic belt. That was funny in my head. All right, man. Well, what are we giving this kid, man? Thumbs up?

Yeah, I'll give him a thumbs up.

Yeah, he's going to have to—

I would have preferred the full F-bomb.

He said the full F-bomb.

He said freaking.

Oh, he said freaking. Yeah, I thought he said fucking.

We're going to the freaking moon, man.

Yeah. Yeah, he's going to be— he's going to be heartbroken.

His name is fucking Kyle.

100%.

That GoPro.

Yeah.

You know, GoPros make everything look a long ways away. He's probably 5 miles away already.

Yeah. What's the kid's name? I don't— yeah, I don't think they—

I bet it's Kyle.

You bet it's Kyle. What's the over-under?

It's 50%. They're in Florida.

Dude, weren't we supposed to go to that? Did you get invited to go to that?

Yeah. Yeah.

We're supposed to go there.

I was supposed to go to that.

Yeah. Now we'll never know if it's real or not.

I don't think that I would have believed it. The reason I didn't really want to go is because I didn't want to shit on everybody's day.

That's right.

Like, y'all fucking liars. You bunch of idiots. You think this shit's real? We're sitting down there and fucking flames burning my hair off.

The snake.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Was that Elon's rockets?

No, no, no.

Yeah, that's weird, man. Yeah, it's not.

It's definitely Kyle.

Yeah, it's probably Kyle.

They're hiding it to protect him.

They got to protect that. Come on, man. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, Andy, Christian, Yeah, I got— all right, guys.

Well, Christian, thanks for coming down, man.

Thank you.

Appreciate it. Great to have you on the show. It's awesome. You know, remind everybody one more time about your Instagram so they give you a follow.

Yeah, the company's UnchartedSupplyCo.com. Sorry, Uncharted Supply Co. Website's UnchartedSupplyCo.com. And then my name just @ChristianShoff. But yeah, again, man, thank you. It means a lot. Guys like you with a huge audience, like helping us out, brother. You know, everything, anytime, anything matters.

Anytime, man. You're doing great work. You're a great dude. And, um, we, you know, it's my pleasure, bro.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming down.

You bet.

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