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On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings, we are gonna talk some more Olympics. We have the Indiana Bears, huh?

Huh?

Huh? We have Biz and Wit on. To get us pumped for what should be hopefully knock on wood, USA, Canada on Sunday morning. We're going to talk a little college basketball. We got general things, national sports podcast next week is, is combine week. So football season is back almost very excited.

It was a long, long off season. A lot of shit happened, but we're ready to get back in, in, in pads and shells.

Yeah. And then we're going to finish with fire fest and an update to Zach's alarm clock issues and the meeting that he had with his building on Friday.

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The crown is yours. Today is Friday, February 20th. And the Indiana Bears look like they might be a little bit closer, huh?

Listen, I think that if you're gonna do Indiana Bears, the Wolf Lake Bears sounds like an incredible name.

Well, there's also a bear lake right there, too.

There's Wolf Bear Lake.

Yeah. So if, I actually don't want to talk about this for super long because it is mind-numbingly annoying. Do you like terrible?

Do you like local government civics conversations?

It's local government. It's billionaires not paying for their own fucking stadium. It's the NFL wanting everything, wanting their cake and eating it too. It's the fans getting screwed over. It's just the world we live in. So yeah, Indiana has voted to go forward with taking the Bears. Having the Bears, holding the Bears in Hammond, while it doesn't actually mean anything because I still think they're going to be in Arlington Heights, it is the closest they've ever been to potentially finding a place. But again, it's not even anything like Kevin Warren is an absolute failure in the fact that the last four years, his only job was to find a stadium and he has released countless open letters.

He picked out chairs. Yeah, we picked out furniture for the suites.

Yeah, he did that. He basically did a Nathan for your episode on Hard Knocks where he's like, Hey, come here, cameras, come watch me pretend to be a president who's picking out chairs for the new stadium that's never going to get built. I don't want them to move to Indiana partially because I think they should be in Arlington Heights. I think it should stay at Soldier Field one. And two, it will really piss me off if we lost the horse track for no reason.

Yeah. So I think that just every NFL team should threaten to move to Indiana. It could be the state that has like, we could get the Bengals there if the Bengals want to move there. We get the bears there. We get shit. The Titans. If that stadium doesn't go well, bring back the Rams, but just put it in like Southwest Indiana.

The yeah, I like this.

Yeah. Every team.

Indiana. It's basically the bubble.

Yeah. Listen, in 49 other states, it's football in Indiana.

It's it's every football.

It's serious business.

It's all the football.

Yeah.

I've been trying to get into stoicism, the idea that you control what you can control. And if you can't control something, you shouldn't give it the energy. That in your time in your day,

it'll spike your cortisol.

Right. There's just no put there's no reason to things that are out of your control, giving it energy and time will just wipe you out. If you can control something, if you can change something, if you can have a direct impact on something, give it your all. This is firmly in the camp of something I cannot control. So I will not be giving it much time or energy because the whole thing just pisses me off. And it's like, Hey, guess what? I can't change anything. I can't do anything. It's stupid government officials arguing with each other and the Bears playing Indiana versus Illinois being like sleeping and being like, no way will they ever leave. And guess what? The Bears might call their bluff. They might be the Indiana Bears.

You're right, you can't really do anything about it, but I would say that you can do more than 99.9999% of the population. You could lay down on the highway, start a blockade. Don't like that. Don't let any traffic into Indiana.

If they, if they move to Indiana, but then say, Hey, Arlington Heights is going to come, come, we're going to get the racetrack back. I, I, I would be at least, it would soften the blow because we did lose a racetrack for no reason at this point. There were supposed to be shovels in the ground years ago.

Does the Mars cheese castle, does that have any land in and around it that could be used for a stadium?

If we moved to Wisconsin, that would be bad.

Yeah, that'd be, that'd be the funniest.

I mean, I will got in the mix for a minute.

Moved to the cheese.

I will was like, Hey, Well, Indiana,

where it is in Indiana, is also not far at all.

Oh, yeah. People don't understand. It is very, very, basically equidistant to Arlington Heights. Correct. I like Hammond, Indiana has the Horseshoe Casino that I've been to probably too many times. Like we would go, we would be out drinking on a Friday or Saturday night and be like, let's get in an Uber, go to Hammond.

Yeah.

Like that was the trip. It wasn't, it wasn't a difficult trip to make.

Yeah.

So it is very close, but it's still, The whole thing is annoying. It's more like, hey, you guys are all incompetent. Someone figure it the fuck out. And at the end of the day, the fans are going to lose.

Until there's a shovel in the ground, it's all up for negotiation.

Correct.

And even sometimes when the shovel goes into the ground, it's like, hey, stop, stop working with that shovel. We got a better piece of land.

Yeah. And I wish they would just stay at Soldier Field. I know they never will because they don't own the stadium, so they're not going to do that. But I firmly have come around to the idea that in 20 years from now, we are all going to regret the fact that we put every single stadium indoors.

What's going to happen with Soldier Field after the Bears move out?

I don't know. Hopefully

nothing.

Are they going to have troughs that we can purchase?

Soldier Field sucks.

Yeah.

I just don't want them to be constructed.

It does, but I want to have outdoor football still.

Fair.

I think that the idea of getting like a Final Four, maybe a little bit, the idea of getting a Super Bowl is the dumbest thing in the world. Having one, getting a Super Bowl one time, As if that is some type of big prize to have all of the NFL media in the world come to Chicago in February and bitch about how cold it is. I don't need you to bitch about how cold is. I know how cold it is. I don't want that.

Well, there's no, if you look at the long term, like financial impacts of hosting Super Bowl, it's not worth it.

It's stupid.

It's really not. You just, same thing with the Olympics or the World Cup, you just bend over backwards for people.

Right.

And then you're like, this is going to bring so much tourism into my city. And yeah, there'll be like more, more tourism for a week, week and a half. But long term, like if you look at what Qatar did for the World Cup, they've got like dozens of subway stops that nobody will ever use in the entire history of their country.

Oh yeah, they were showing pictures of the last time the Winter Olympics were in Italy in Torino and it's just a ghost town.

Yeah. No city should bend over backwards to try to get a Super Bowl if they're not already capable of handling it. Like a city like New Orleans, they're already capable of handling it. Just keep going to New Orleans.

Okay, let's solve. Yeah, I agree with your take that it should the Super Bowl should at this point just be back and forth New Orleans Vegas. I'd be fine with that. Yeah, New Orleans Vegas back and forth. Um, so let's I'm hoping the Bears do Arlington Heights. I'm again, my take on all this is I don't give a fuck until there's a shovel in the ground because I don't believe anything Kevin More is going to write an open letter. It's going to be nothing. But you were saying that like the whole NFL In Northwest Indiana, what if we did the Olympics in Northwest Indiana every single four years?

Now we're talking.

It's just the permanent spot for the

Olympics because- Remember the open water kayaking in Gary Harbor?

Yeah. I said I don't like the Olympics when it's not in our time zone. And sorry, I mean, that's just a fact. I don't like it. And every time they do the Olympics, if you look at Rio and all these places, it just becomes a waste of money. Just build a permanent Olympics in Hammond, Indiana.

I like that. The home facility. It's not a bad idea. Yeah. Or at least the concept of just having this is where you go for the Olympics. Even listen, if that's like Athens. Yeah.

Wow.

No offense, Athens. I was not a particularly big fan of your city. There's some nice places. A lot of history there.

People drive a little too fast, including the Olympics.

Nobody pays taxes. Everyone's all kind of sweaty and screaming at you.

You're talking about Italy.

Grease.

Greece. That's right.

Yeah, Greece.

Whoops. They should just, I was talking about Georgia.

The state?

Athens.

Everyone's driving to Athens.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it. No, so in Athens, they should just have the Olympics. That should be like, that's what you do is the Olympics are in Athens every, every four years.

Yeah. Yeah. By the way, the, the time zone things, have you guys seen, so we're gonna talk about the hockey with Biz and Wit. We're going to talk about what happened on Wednesday. We're going to talk about hopefully what's going to happen on Sunday. Do you guys see what time the game's going to be though? The gold medal game?

Early.

7:10 a.m.

Early.

Thanks. Shaking your head. You're out.

Probably.

We'll get you with my FireFest. My building doesn't have internet right now.

Oh, shit. It's a, it's, and you don't have cable.

No, well, that was also my building. Like, we'll get to it in the fire fest. It's kind of funny, but it's kind of tragic.

But 7-10, that's too early.

7-10.

Can we just, what if both teams, I feel like if there's two teams in the Olympics or two groups of athletes, it's the US hockey team and the Canadian hockey team that have all the leverage.

Right.

This is, if it's going to be a destination, a crash course where these two teams play for the gold medal, that's going to be the number one viewed thing in the Olympics. They have all the power. Why don't you guys just say, fuck that, we're not going on until 10 a.m. Central time so that our fans can watch us back home.

Half of North America is going to be asleep.

Half of, yeah, probably most of the people that are watching are going to be in Minnesota, Wisconsin. They'll be hungover, not awake at 7 a.m. I think, I mean,

Pacific time, you're fucked.

Yeah, half a Canada. Everyone in Vancouver.

Like 7 10, like that sucks. You can technically wake up.

No, I will, I'll be up.

5 10, 5 10, I would not, The nonstop. I will wake up. So if we make it, I will wake up. It's wake up at 7:00.

You will?

I will. Promise.

We're gonna have to do a check in on the group chat. I don't think you'll be up at 7:10.

I'll be up at 7:10.

I don't think you'll be up at 7:00.

I promise I'll be up at 7:00.

I will wake up. I will turn the game on. I'll probably fall back asleep and then I'll wake up for the second period.

No, I will be up. I will be up at 7:10 if we make it to the gold medal. Also, 2:10 p.m. is a great time. For tomorrow.

Oh yeah. It is.

5 o'clock afternoon.

Everyone should just leave work early and go watch that game.

Although aren't we going to, are we, we're going to dominate, right? Who are we playing?

I don't know. We were supposed to dominate yesterday.

Well, no, yesterday was only like the puck line was only minus one and a half. So it wasn't, yeah, it was, we were minus 270.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes. Against Sweden. Yes. It was not, it was not that good.

I had minus 200 in regulation.

Yeah, yeah.

When it was minus 70 with overtime, when we were winning, would have made sense.

I feel like that would, I think it was more. I don't know.

That sounds about right.

Yeah, it sounds about right.

If Phil Forsberg knew how to shoot a puck, anyway.

All right, whose line is it anyway?

A lot differently yesterday.

DraftKings, whose line is it anyway? What's the money line for USA, Slovakia tomorrow?

Money line, minus 360, minus 400, minus 800.

Oh, we're gonna fucking smoke them.

Okay.

Canada, Finland is Canada is only -380. Finland's the other is the third best team.

I just want to say that if we lose to Canada in the finals, it's kind of Mickey Mouse because it's so early in the day. Like a lot of us probably won't even watch it.

I'm going to, when we talk to Biz and Wit, I'm going to give a good, honest, like, I'm, I'm going to be disappointed if we, we don't win the gold medal. And I will, I will not, I will not skate out of it by saying it wasn't real and all that stuff. I'm going to put my heart into it.

Sorry. Do you think Canada is going to make the argument that Crosby got hurt?

It's part of the game. Everyone's got something this time of year.

Yeah.

Right.

We're using injuries as an excuse.

I thought it was hockey tough.

I'm just asking the question.

No.

If they didn't get hurt.

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that he got hurt.

Listen, there were a lot of Canadian troops at Juno Beach that were a little banged up too. And they kept going. It didn't stretch.

Yeah. Who's that? Who's the? Bob Wiley.

Yeah. Brown's office line.

Stretch. Stretch their hammies before going on D-Day. Okay. What else we got going on? I watched a little bit of the Olympics. My pick for short track was disastrous. Andrew Huye. Did anyone win anything?

Eileen Gu, she won another silver medal. That's her name, right? A lot of controversy behind this lady. Why? So she's kind of Chinese and she's kind of American.

I saw this.

So she was American. What memes? What was that laugh?

She's kind of Chinese.

Well, no, literally Chinese.

She's Steven Shay.

No, she's from America.

She's American. She's American. She competed for the US national team in skiing until like 2019. Okay. And then she switched and she said, I'm now competing for the Chinese team and I'm not.

You do this all the time.

Well, yeah, if it's baseball and we don't have any Italians that can field a team of nine. So they're like, yeah, we'll take Mike Piazza.

I think the Chinese, I think they pay a lot more.

They do pay a lot more. But she, you got the visa.

That's, that's just the rules.

Yeah, I'm fine with that.

I don't know.

If you're a dual citizen, you can't like, I don't know about getting dual citizenship, but if you're a true dual citizen, Her parents from China?

She definitely, yeah, she's got like Chinese ancestry. That part's not made up.

It's weird that she- Is it, would she have made the US team?

Oh yeah, she's the best one.

All right, okay.

I think she's the most decorated freestyle skier female of all time.

I'm totally fine with it when you do it to be like, Hey, there's no way I make the team this way, but I want to be in the Olympics. The Jake Maloy.

Oh no, she was gonna be, yeah, she was gonna be like a star for the US. And listen, I want to be perfectly clear. I don't really care. It's skiing in the Olympics.

But I feel like you're upset at her.

I do like how this is a story. This is like the big controversy at the Olympics.

Sounds like you're a little upset at goo.

Listen, if it were me, if it were up to me, I compete for the United States, but that's just me.

Sounds like you're a little mad at goo. All right, so I'll just count. You know what I'll do? I'll count this medal for us. I don't give a fuck.

How many more do you need?

Too many. How many Woods of Metal update? I think I've, it's over. It's over for your boy. It's not going to happen. I think we're going to get a loser on for Monday's show, which I really am excited about. We have seven. Yeah, it's over for your boy.

We have seven. We have seven.

Seven golds, 25 total.

That's a joke.

It is a joke, right, Hank? Did you get any backlash for your slalom women's slalom take?

No, I mean, people just don't believe in me, but that's all right.

Yeah. No, I believe in you.

But it's women's slow. That's the part they didn't understand.

Yeah. Turn left, turn right.

Yeah.

Pretty simple stuff.

Stay on your feet.

Pretty easy stuff. You got to say. Max.

Where's the next Winter Olympics?

Who cares?

I'll go.

Okay.

I'm going to guess feels like it's time for Canada to get back in the mix. Fuck it.

Winter Olympics was it 2020?

30. Alps. French Alps. Oh, that's Salt Lake City, 2034.

Isn't that the same thing as this one?

No, it's Italy, bro.

Come on, dude.

Swiss Alps.

But French Alps.

Oh, Swiss.

Yeah, Swiss.

But I actually kind of agree with you. They're in the Alps.

Italy. But Italy and Switzerland share their Alps.

I think so.

But I got Switzerland and France mixed up.

The Alps are one big mountain range. It's kind of funny.

It's kind of funny. We actually think about it. Alps.

Yeah, the Alps.

That's the name of your mountains, the Alps.

Yeah, it sounds actually sounds like a delicious, like treat.

All right.

Sounds like an old kid's name. Like, hey, this is my, this is my great grandfather, Alp.

2030 after Super Bowl, after vacation, I will take a trip to France to try this.

Oh, wow. You'll do that for us?

Content, content, content, content.

To the south of France.

Holy shit. What a guy. You're the best.

You know what? I'll go to Monaco just to keep an eye on things down there too. We gotta have eyes on it.

What is that name? Busto Arcezio? That's the name of the town.

Busto Arcezio.

So it's, there's so many towns on here. I have no idea where you're looking. Busta Arcezio. You hate this

town.

Arcezio. Max's least favorite city.

Overrated.

Yeah.

Okay. I'm excited for, for, should we, wait, are we going to talk about the stream now or we're going to wait till Zach gets back? We got to wait. Wait a minute.

The guard's playing for fucking, he's filling in for Crosby.

Wait, they called, they, you can't, you can call someone up.

Connor Bedard just landed in Italy. Oh, that's, no, wait, this might be a parody.

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think he could do that. I mean, Bedard should be on the

team, but, rosters need to be, all right.

Yeah.

Take account.

That was a great breaking move.

I love it.

I didn't, I didn't know it.

Moo it.

Let's get some people who are listening right now.

I only speak in facts and I have serious takes on the show.

Just moo it.

I don't want people to discredit me.

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Yep. We had Johnny Fanta on for Wednesday's show. In that we discussed Mick Cronin because he was calling that game after the game. Mick Cronin. I fucking love Mick.

No one's ever called a shot harder than Johnny Fanta did.

Yeah.

On part of my take, he was like, college basketball is back. It's great. We've got some coaches that are losing their minds. We're like, well, who's that, Johnny? Well, Mick Cronin is losing his mind. And then that was before Mick Cronin goes on to eject his own player from the game.

Correct.

And then scream at a reporter for raising his voice.

Well, the reporter raises, can we play, can we play the clip? We put the audio in. The reporter raised his voice.

Clearly.

Not only voice, but pitch as well. That was the problem. So this was Mick Cronin after the game being asked about the Michigan State student section.

Section.

Channing Booker's name.

I could get.

What was your thoughts in the student section? Channing Booker's name.

I could give a rat's ass about the other team's student section.

I just about the overall the way that you.

I would. I would like to give you a kudos for the worst question I've ever been asked.

Mm-.

All right.

Did you like the.

You should take it. The preparation. You really think I care about the other?

No, I don't. I don't think you care about the other.

You're raising.

Voice at me. Yeah, you are.

Yeah, you are.

Come on, dude.

No reason.

Come on.

Yes, you were.

Everybody's standing here listening to everybody. This is on camera. They can hear you.

I answered the question.

I could give a rat's ass about the other team's shooting section.

I coach UCLA. I don't care about Michigan State students.

Who cares?

This is the best voice. I was.

I was.

I was.

Everyone can hear you. This is on camera.

I was laying in bed last night. And I was just repeating it. My wife was like, what are you saying? I was just like, are you raising your voice at me? Come on, dude. Come on. Come on, dude. It's all on camera. It's great that he's like, it's all on camera, not realizing it's all on camera, and that's not gonna look good for Mick. But I think it looks great.

I also like how Mick Crona is just only giving him the silhouette.

Yeah.

During this, he's only, like, you know, he's turned away. He won't even face him with his full body. Come on, dude, because it's just, like, so alpha of him. He's like, I won't acknowledge you. Dude, did you just, did you just,

did you just raise your voice at me?

You just raise your voice at me?

Come on, dude.

Also on the camera. That clip of him being like, I'd like to give you kudos for the worst question I've ever been asked. Yes. That is going to be very useful in the future.

I love this clip. I love Mick Cronin. I know there's a lot of people who don't like these guys acting like this. There was some big time, big time J's coming out being like, respect the reporter. He's just trying to do a job. One, okay, fine. We all got a job to do. Maybe two, don't raise your fucking voice at McCronin like that and the pitch of your voice. But we've had this take, whether it be with Danny Hurley or any coach that freaks out. This is what college basketball is, is the best at is these guys are the most maladjusted adults possible. They lose one game. Think about this. John Shire lost half of his losses this year. He's done a Jussie Smollett. Think about that. Like he can't take losing that bad. He's lost two games this year and in one of those two games he was like, Hey, one of my guys got punched and we still can't find video of it. It's great.

It's full on college basketball brand that Mick Cronin has right now. And listen, the reporter did in fact raise his voice when reiterating the question to him.

And pitch.

And pitch. And this is all fair. I don't think that anything that Mick Cronin said was inaccurate. I also don't blame the reporter for doing his job. I think this is all just like, all right, great, great game. Like GG, it's shake hands afterwards, call your separate ways.

You just raise your, come on, dude.

Songkick? Yeah, this is a great, this is a battle of the wills between Mick Cronin and the First Amendment.

We got to get Mick Cronin back on the show.

Yeah, we will not raise her voice.

Yeah, we will, no, I will, we'll have to.

I think we got to have a decibel meter.

Yeah. We should just actually have, we should ask a bunch of questions, then just have, have Zach scream a question at him. Just see if he's still got it.

I think for you is we have a decibel meter. We have a decibel meter for every show.

Oh, yeah. That's really good. Look at that. There you go. I would like, I'd like it just to be, we need to put some more spotlight though, because this postgame interview is getting all the press. Mick Cronin ejected his own player, which I love. He kicked his own player out of the game. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Mick Cronin, if you haven't been following this year, but he basically, it's all based on time zones. If he does not play in Pacific time zone, he is, He is liable to like get naked and scream at everyone on camera. He's so upset about the Big 10 scheduling.

The Cincinnati gets back in him.

Yeah, he, listen, this is a guy we have to remember, Mick Cronin, he, he had a brain injury, a brain aneurysm, and the doctors had to tell him that he can't watch his team play basketball, otherwise he might stroke out and die. He had to drive around Cincinnati listening to on the radio. This guy's a psycho and I love it. We need these guys. When Danny Hurley goes crazy and drinks his piss on the sideline and flips out at everyone, that's what I love about college basketball.

The great part of this interaction too is how calm he remained.

Yeah.

Like the guy, the reporter was obviously raising his voice and McCronin was just like, dude, you're just raising your, you just called it like it was. Come on, dude. That was not spiking at all, was just maintaining a firm baseline. Not even giving him eye contact or full body contact. Like, this is how an alpha male treats a reporter.

Come on, dude.

Come on, dude.

It is all on camera.

You just raised your voice in.

I also would like to think that Izzo was just waiting around the corner. He's like, dude, that guy raises his voice at you. Way to handle yourself, Mick.

Yeah.

That's exactly how you should handle yourself.

Well, when Izzo watches the clips of this, he thinks like there, but for the grace of God go I. Yeah, he's, he can see how funny it is when somebody else does it. Yeah, but after that, yeah, he's like,

damn, I didn't know you could eject your own player.

At the same time, he's like, this is pretty cool. This is pretty awesome.

Oh, but yeah, college basketball continues to be in That Alabama, Arkansas game was awesome.

ACU.

Two overtimes. Just the shot making was insane. But I do have one question for someone in this room. This weekend we have a loaded slate. We got Michigan-Duke. We've got Houston versus Arizona. We also have Villanova versus Connecticut. And Connecticut lost on Wednesday night to Creighton. Max, are you happy they lost? College basketball is so different. Oh really?

College basketball is so different.

So you want to play them off of a loss or off of a win?

Personally, very much would have preferred if they did not lose last night.

And why is that?

Because Villanova plays in this week and I would not like to see them come off. College basketball is a different sport.

I'm trying to understand why. So you said you would rather not play UConn off of a loss.

Why?

In college basketball, yes.

Why would you rather not play UConn because of a loss?

Dan Hurley's going to, Dan Hurley's a special coach.

So good coaches will then use that loss as motivation to make their team play better the next night out, is what you're saying.

I like how you guys keep using this as an argument even though the Eagles won that game.

I have a question.

Because they knew that they had a tough opponent.

I have a question. Can I ask a question? Wouldn't you be happy that UConn lost because now you have a chance to win the Big East?

That's fair.

Divisions.

I mean, if you look at the biggie standings, you guys have three losses.

I know. If we win, we'll get a. If we win out now, we get a share.

Yeah. St. John's you have to play again. You can. Like.

I'm. I'm.

That's a huge loss for Yukon.

I'm familiar.

If they didn't lose to Creighton, you could have beaten Yukon. They could have won out and you wouldn't have had any chance to catch them.

Yeah, you know what? I'm happy they lost.

Oh, okay. There we go.

Happy they lost.

Happy they lost.

Happy they lost.

You're rooting for them to lose.

Because now you think Yukon stinks because they lost.

No, because now we can win the Big East.

But not if Yukon beats you because they're more motivated after loss.

We just gotta win on Saturday. Gotta win on Saturday. Max massive, massive, massive.

Max is getting white out. So worked up for this game. I'm excited for it.

I was, I looked at flights to go home. It's a thousand dollars round trip. Before before having to buy tickets. So I decided I couldn't I couldn't in good faith justify that purchase.

You should go.

I want to see we'll pay for it.

No, no, no.

You know what? Yeah. We'll pay for it.

I'll go half.

Yeah. Yeah.

Halfsie.

Max, you want to go? Not that big a game, I guess.

No, it's not a big game.

I would love to go today.

Big game, Max.

This might though her big.

I've been this excited for Villanova.

I think you're going. Yeah, yeah. We're paying for your tickets. You're going.

I can pay for my ticket.

No, I mean, the flight.

Yeah, we're not paying for your game.

I can pay for my flight.

He, Max is in a tough spot right now because he, I do this all the time where it's like, should I go to this game? I'm not going to go to this game. And then when you make the decision, I'm not going to travel and go to this game. And then you're like, I'm instead going to get to go to the bar and get drunk and watch college basketball day. You're like, that actually sounds awesome.

That, that is also, yeah, you, kind

of sound like Shane right now.

I've also texted.

I don't want to go see my favorite team play.

I've texted a bunch of my friends that normally would be going to the game. Like half of them are still going, half of them have conflicts and they can't go. That was another, that was another thing.

Will you let us know? But I, now that I've played it out in my head, I would not go. Because this is such a loaded slate.

I think we're going to the bar.

I might go to the bar all day on Saturday. I just tell my kids, I'm going out to get some milk.

You're just not that big a fan of Villanova basketball. You just like college basketball and that's fine.

I know, I'm so, so pumped for this. And we're also being honest, it would really suck if you made that trip, that 24 hour trip for a loss.

Oh, that would be tough.

And it would maybe hurt your guarantee of waking up at 7:10 in the morning.

That would be tough on Sunday. That would be out the table.

Yeah, out the table.

Off the table.

Are you doing farm to table? Will you try farm to table? Max, I saw that clip, by the way. Can we discuss this for a second? Did you see this clip? PFT of Max on the big boys. Did you see this clip? No. Max, listen, Max and I agree with a lot of things when it comes to big boy stuff. We had our tub talk last week or two weeks ago. This is a, we're locked. I have never done this and it's, why don't you explain to PFT? Did you see this clip?

No.

Oh, explain to PFT and Hank.

Big boy club. The big boys club is a safe space. It's a nice place for big boys to talk about, you know, other big boy things. And Ella. Um, I, Kadic also does this for the record.

Of what? He's gonna explain it.

Sometimes, this is, it's actually quite skinny.

Tell me the thing that you do.

I can't even look at you while I say this.

Say the thing that you do, Max.

So sometimes late at night, if I'm laying in bed and I get a little hungry, Instead of going and making myself a snack or making myself food or ordering food, I'll just like pull up the apps, Uber Eats, shout out to Uber Eats, almost anything. And I'll just like put together an order of what I would order

if

I were to get something.

And then you leave.

And then I clear my cart and I go to bed. But I think about, I was like, oh yeah.

It's like a VR fat boy.

This is like, yeah, girls do that with shopping too, I feel like. Yeah, constantly shopping.

This is like, I go in and I customize the, like the, I do it like the exact, oh yeah, and then I see it in my cart and I'm like, oh yeah, this should be a good order.

And then you go to bed.

And then I go to bed.

It's like you striking out at the bar and then you're like, I'm just gonna jack off and go to sleep instead.

This is so good, dude.

Yeah, no, that's, you,'re just doing food simulating.

Yeah, he's VR food.

It's really good self-control. The real kicker is if I didn't have a fiance, I'd probably be smashing order every time.

I mean, that's literally the dodgeball.

Yeah, you're like teasing yourself.

You're doing dinner.

No, it actually, it's really quite like soothing. Just looking at it.

It's dinner simulator.

Kinda.

I'm gonna play dinner simulator.

Yeah, you need to get like a Sims where you can just eat in the Sims.

I never actually order it.

But you look at it.

Your fiance is like, are you texting someone?

No, I'm just ordering. I wonder what he's thinking about.

I'm not ordering. I'm just putting together what I would order.

I wonder what he's thinking about. Chalupa Supreme, double nachos.

He's probably texting other people.

The idea that he's got like a burger in there and he's customizing it, he's like, Do I want extra bacon? He's like, no, that's naughty.

I'm not gonna do that sometimes.

I'm not gonna do extra bacon.

I do that sometimes where it's like, that would be too much. I don't need, I wouldn't need.

You get health benefits. You're not gonna eat it, so why don't you just go crazy?

No, because I need to like genuinely, it's like when you're watching porn and it's like the dick is way too big and it's like, I can't.

I'll do it.

That does happen.

Yeah, I was like, I can't. I can't justify myself in that situation.

Yeah, I'll do the, you know what? I'll do the dressing on the side.

I'm so happy you guys hadn't heard about this until now. Get your genuine reaction. It's, I'm with you on like 99% of the things that we do. This one I just, it is actually

not a, it's not a fat thing.

It's not, well it is.

It's, you're fantasizing about food.

It's the fattest thing you can do without eating.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which is fine. I mean, it's good self-control.

It is.

It's great self-control.

You found the fattest thing to do without eating.

Oh, yeah.

It's actually incredible.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. All right. The other, the other college basketball story is that Darren Peterson is now just trolling us because he is, for, for people who don't know, the freshman phenom for Kansas who has been in and out of games, he's missed like 11 games, some real injuries, some fake flu, some agent. He now is doing it. He's doing the, will he won't he in the middle of games. He hit a three against Oklahoma State on Wednesday night. He was cramped and he just immediately asked out. He played 18 minutes. I think he scored 23 points and Bill Self after was like, yeah, I thought he was going to have a special night and he just wanted out.

Yeah. So I've seen a lot from Darren Peterson this year and he just seems like he's never engaged on a basketball court.

No.

Most people that are this talented at a sport, at times they seem like they've got that passion, that fire, like a competitiveness.

Yeah.

And I haven't seen it at all from him. He might have it. He might just be saving it for the NBA and he's like, I don't want to get hurt playing college basketball. Maybe, maybe that's what he's going with, which is not a great sign. If you're like a, if you're a scout or a GM, you don't want that mentality. Yeah, that could be an explanation.

This is all leading to Kansas losing in like the sweet 16 or maybe the round of 32 and then everyone on his team taking subtle shots at him being like, that sucked. That sucked playing with that dude.

Or Kansas just rallying in spite of him. But him playing just being like pinch him.

He's really good.

Yeah, but I mean, they're a good team without him too.

Yeah, but I think to get to their ceiling, they need him to actually be there and playing well.

I don't know, but sometimes having a guy like that, that you're like, we all say, fuck this guy, that could make a good team.

They would be great. You're like, hey, actually, we don't, we didn't mean that.

And then at the very end, like everyone's hurt and he's like, coach, put me in, I can do it. And then his job is to make the game winning pass.

Yeah.

And then everybody claps and hugs.

It is. It's a frustrating thing to watch because I want to watch Daron Peterson play basketball. It's frustrating if you're a Kansas fan, probably insanely frustrating if you're a Kansas fan. And the whole experience is what Hank said the other day, the downside to the NIL. It also though in a weird way, there's the silver lining and maybe this is the eternal optimist in me. It's nice to know that you can't just throw money at like a roster and expect it to be awesome and have every piece fit. You know what I mean? You can't do like an all-star team every year.

Right.

You got to have guys who actually want to play, who want to buy in. Yeah, kids still could go very far in the tournament. You win it all. So it could all, all be wrong. But it is nice to know that like you have to actually like get culture and build a roster with meaningful meaning behind it. Not just who's the best player. Let's throw money.

My number one indicator would be like, this guy does not seem to like basketball.

Yeah.

Like it might just be something he's really good at that he doesn't care to do.

Kind of reminds me of Rudy Gay. Remember Rudy Gay at UConn when they lost to George Mason and it was like, this team is so good and Rudy Gay was really good at basketball. But it was like, does he, does he like have that killer instinct? I don't know.

Yeah, this is the Josh Rosen conversation. Does he love football?

Yeah. This is a what?

I think there's another take that you could have about it. Optimist for Kansas fans.

Yeah.

He's going to play more in the tournament.

Maybe. He will.

He's going to play more in the tournament.

You don't, when he's that much closer to the NBA draft. Like if he gets a little ankle tweak, he's done. He's not going to play through anything.

Bill Self also seems like he's just, he's had it.

This was the moment that Bill Self was like, this is not fun.

I don't know. Bill Self was really quick to get him out of there as soon as Peterson, like, well, I think he's probably,

yeah, Bill Self's like, oh, yeah, Bill Self's like, oh, Jesus, you want to get out of the game? Fine. Get out. I don't want to have to think about this.

I don't know. I think he's going to play more in the tournament and then you just get, it's like getting a full new player on your roster.

I think it's more likely that the team just rallies in spite of this guy.

He could.

I disagree.

I just, I do think he's going to try to play more. I'm just saying, if there's any type of speed bump, he's out. You know what I mean? It's not he's not gonna play through anything yeah, yeah Bill self essentially like gave the absentee parent quote last night He said it's happened off enough that our guys have learned to play without Darren Peterson. Yeah, it's like yeah, dad's not home so we just we know how to get by.

Yeah, we figured out how to make dinner, huh?

Yeah, mom's at work. We got it dinner.

Got it. Yeah, I had to teach my little

brother algebra okay, any other any other Stories, anything that we missed that we want to talk about. Oh, congrats to Lane Johnson.

He's coming back. Yeah, as first. Max. Max is right.

Good job, Max.

Everyone says that on this show.

There's a heated rivalry going on right now in women's hockey.

Yeah.

Which we'll know more about, I guess, later on in the show.

Yeah.

But we've got two of the superstars for the US and... Canada's women's team. We're gonna kill them. They broke up. Oh yeah, they had a relationship, but they broke up before the game. I think that's fair. I think that even if you're like deeply madly in love, I think you have to break up before the puck drops.

Yeah, just break up.

And then get back together afterwards. Yeah.

Sex should be awesome after.

Yeah.

Any other any other stories? Oh, do you have any updates for Klavikula?

Yeah, so I've been, I just been modding people. I mod Klavikula today.

Oh, you did?

So I got his number, I texted the man.

He's of age, right?

Of age for what?

How old is he?

What do you mean of age for what?

Is he, how old is he?

Are you saying could you fuck him?

No, I'm saying is he over 18 PFT?

Yes, he is. He is an adult, if that's true.

Okay, I didn't know.

Yes, yes, he's an adult.

So I saw, I mean he's 21, he's not that much of an adult.

He's an adult.

He's an adult. And so, that wasn't a crazy question.

So I invited him to Chicago. To do the rounds, come on the shows, and he said, I'm not gonna be in Chicago. And then I was like, I have to mog this guy. So I said, it's actually not that dangerous here. Plus, we're all really strong and we'll protect you.

Nice.

So, kind of mogged him.

He did mog him. He responded.

Made him feel like he needed our help. He responded. I blocked him.

Oh.

So he didn't respond. So he silenced mogged you.

No, no, I mogged him 20 years old. I frame-mogged him, and then I blocked him. Block

maxed.

He also hates football.

Oh, fuck him that.

He said it's your worst self when you watch football.

Oh, this guy's a loser. I'm more of a Iowa fraternity guy. That footage was for people who missed it. What was a year ago that this happened, Max?

I just assumed it happened yesterday.

I think it was a year ago and there was like a, because I think they went to court. But it's just a clip of these police officers responding to a fire alarm at an Iowa fraternity house and going downstairs and finding all of the pledges with their shirts off, blindfolded in the basement, in a dark basement. And the cops are like, take off your blindfolds. Like, you all are coming with us and not a single pledge moved. And those guys are ride or die.

Yeah, those are the guys you want in your Camp. You know that you got a good class.

It was also just a great litmus test of the internet, where it's half the internet. Saying, how could they be doing this? This is really, listen, there are some hazing that is like, you can't do the hazing that is killing people and, and making them, forcing them to drink liquor and all that stuff. But such some dudes with like mustard on them standing in a basement. I don't think it's the worst thing.

No, that's fine.

Those guys just didn't move. They were ride or die.

Here's the problem is now you're going to see a bunch of other frats try to take this and simulate it.

Yeah.

To see if their guys are ride or die. And then now you're they're just never gonna believe that cops will ever show up to a frat function ever again. Yeah, because now it's like these are probably just the bros playing a prank on me.

Those guys are gonna they're gonna be laughing about that story 40 years from now. It's been like remember that time we thought that they were they were fuck with us. We didn't even we didn't even flinch.

It's a good crew.

Cops were so frustrated. They're like they're not listening to us and no one will tell us who's in charge and not a single person ratted.

They all said that they don't know have the president of the fraternity's phone number. They're like, sorry, I don't have his contact.

I don't know who that is.

I don't know who the head is.

You're gonna have to find someone else.

And I love the white sweatshirt guy just kept slowly moving into the basement and he was like, can you. They were like, can you please get out of there? And he's like, no, no, this is my basement.

They're also, the guys are like blindfolded.

They're under there.

I know my rights. I know my rights officer. I don't have to say a word to you.

That guy, I did see, I don't know, I gotta find if it was actually real that potentially the guy in the white sweatshirt was not even a, he was not even a student in Iowa. He was just there for some hazing.

Oh, that's fun.

Yeah, he just showed up for the first time.

Wait, is he like a ringer, like a ringer to get hazed?

I don't know. I think it's like a pickup game.

Yeah.

He's like, oh, we're gonna, oh, you got fives today. We're gonna get some guys with their shirts off. Yeah, I'll be there.

Like, he's going in a basement.

I'm in.

Was this guy brought in to get hazed or to do the hazing?

Or he was just brought in to watch over and never snitch because he did a good job of that.

He also gave the idea. He's like, yeah, I think it's fake.

I think it's fake.

Cops like, you think? That's not really a think. It either is or it isn't.

Now, is there a possibility that this entire video is fake?

Uh, no, no, no. I think it was actual. It was an actual.

It came out in a court case.

Yeah, this is a court case. It happened like six months ago.

Okay.

Yeah.

Or it happened in the fall.

Oh man.

That would make sense during rush week.

Yeah. It's just, it was just such a funny video to hit the timeline. Okay. Should we get to biz and what I'm trying to think is if there's, looking through my notes, any of you want to say anything about the Red Sox jerseys?

I mean, Fanatics in general is just a dumpster fire. I don't think the Red Sox are any different than any team that works with Fanatics. They just released a statement because Red Sox fans were so mad. They released a statement and then Fanatics probably made them delete it, it seems like.

Wait, so what was the problem with their jerseys?

The letters, it's hard to explain without showing the stripe down the middle, the kind of lining, there's the white jerseys and there's red line in the middle. And the letters were just like over the line. It was very sloppy. And they put out a tweet being like, look at our new Jersey's. And everyone was like, these are terrible. Yeah. Then they put out a statement being like, we're sorry that the jerseys weren't up to quality. We're going to change them by opening day. And then I think fanatics got mad at that because then they deleted the tweet apologizing about the jerseys being shit.

Yeah, fanatics, at least they're not see through anymore, right? They figured they solved that.

Yeah, we don't see the dicks anymore.

The science has progressed to a point where we're not flashing people. So just kind of take what you got and be happy for it. What's going on with the Patriots, Robert Kraft and FIFA?

Foxborough.

The city of Foxborough.

City of Foxborough is like not approving like FIFA funding basically. Like they're not, they have not fully complied to Some things that FIFA needs in order to have the world.

You must bribe the bribes.

The bribes, yeah. You have not complied with the suitcases.

They haven't sent in their monthly bribe.

The suitcase of cash that we were expecting, you have not checked that off your list.

I mean, it was a, there's like a court case very Boston, Foxborough lady being like, we're not, we're not signing this yet.

I would like to say, we're not doing it. Tafifa, Chicago is open for business.

I mean, they have to.

We can do some games in Hammond, Indiana. In Hammond, Indiana.

Also lamella ball car accident.

Oh yeah, mobile car accident in the sea auction for sale, which we already knew. But I, I do you think how much money do you think we could raise if the NFL, I wish they would do this for, for one, one of these teams that is being sold. Just do it lottery.

Like everybody enters, everybody in the country

can enter to try to win the Seattle Seahawks and they will not pick a winner. Until it's $10 billion or something.

Until the valuation target is hit.

Yeah. How sick would that be? That would be just some random dude gets the Seahawks.

That'd be awesome, but then the other owners would have to approve this guy.

Well, they have to, yeah, they'd have to maybe approve it before maybe you cut a little off, you break a little off, be like, Hey, it's, we'll do it at 12 billion.

It would actually be funny to see the other owners have to meet this random lottery winner for the first time.

Right.

And like evaluate whether or not he's NFL owner material.

He wouldn't be, you know, according to them, but it would just be sick if we just had, There should be one one franchise per sport Should be like the regular guy can get somehow

put it up for auction or yeah

or like not auction no, it's just a straight up lottery you can buy multiple tickets.

How much are the tickets?

Uh, five bucks But you got to

put a limit on on how many you can buy because no otherwise you would just get like a very very rich dude buying but that would be

hilarious if they bought billions of tickets and didn't get it Yeah, that would be such a funny outcome if a guy if a guy spent $2 billion and got absolutely nothing.

I feel like this this sale is going to set a record especially considering they're coming off a Super Bowl right now.

Oh, yeah.

It's gonna be crazy how much money is spent on the Seahawks. I would yeah, I would you'd buy tickets. I would buy a shitload of tickets.

Yeah.

To try to own a team.

Awesome. How how cool would that be that lottery be like televising it? You know, they pulled the numbers. The whole country was like, holy shit, I have a chance to buy the Seahawks.

I would be in on that big time.

Yeah. Okay, let's get to Biz and Witz and we'll talk some hockey. Before we do that, Pito, you got a couple ads?

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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very, very, very special guests. It's our guys, Biz and Wit. We're going to talk some hockey, some Olympic hockey. We also are watching the overtime of USA Canada in the women's gold medal game. So you might get us cheering one way or the other. You'll get a live reaction. Boys, how are we feeling? Yeah, go ahead.

I just have some very important to say right off the bat.

Yeah.

Happy birthday, Wit.

Thank you very much.

Happy birthday.

How old are you guys? Thank you guys. I'm 43 years old today.

Love that.

Yeah. So it's gonna hurt if the US women can't get this done in OT, but we're staying positive here and it's another year around the sun and I appreciate you PFT. You're a good guy.

Thank you.

To be fair, I think that Whid's birthday fart that stunk up this whole room changed the momentum for the United States and that's why they got that late goal. So either way, I just wanted to say aside from the fact that we're battling Canada versus USA, it's probably gonna be tonight and Sunday. I love them and there's no one I'd rather do the podcast with the unspitten chicklets than you buddy.

Oh, that's sweet. Are you guys gonna kiss?

You should kiss.

No, but later on we might do

something that the heater rivalry international edition.

I saw the crop dust. It was a crazy crop dust.

Just yeah, well, there's been farts flying all over the place. Mine's the one that gets posted. These guys that work for us, they're absolute dickheads. It's my birthday they posted it, but you know what? What are you gonna do?

Still smells better than my upper lip.

All right. So boys on Wednesday on Wednesday we saw some crazy games. Which game do we want to start with? I guess we could start with the Canada game, which Canada struggled. Biz, that looked bad.

I wouldn't say they struggled. I think that the Czechs played the game of their life. They have an incredible goalie, Gudas, Radko Gudas, a guy who Yans was pumping the pod before because you mentioned his name. If you had six of him on your team on the back end, you'd win a gold medal. He played the game of his life and they did a really good job of shutting down the red line, the blue line, forcing Canada to dump it and it changed things up a little bit. So I thought it was a great game, but ultimately Canadians prevailed. They got through it without Sidney Crosby, which was a catastrophic injury. It was accidental. So I'm not going to point any fingers to Rocco Gudas. It's just he stepped on his blade, but Nick Suzuki, who came into his position, ended up coming up clutch with that tying goal off the tip. A big one. And then of course, Mitchy Marner, the guy who was in Toronto who broke my heart when he left, he ends up scoring the winner in OT.

Do you think, you know, you guys obviously know so much hockey. Is it a good strategy to try to make sure that you have six guys or seven guys on the ice at this point?

Unreal.

Yeah.

Unreal. How did that happen? It was insane. It wasn't, when someone told me that they had six guys on the ice, I was like, oh, okay. So it was a line change. It was six guys on the ice in the defensive zone together.

And what's nuts is when that happens at high levels of hockey, the bench of the opposing team immediately, coaches, players, you're all screaming. You could tell right away. Apparently, although I saw McKinnon said that he knew, I don't think that the Canadian bench was really that aware at the time. And it came out after on Twitter of the images, but Biz made a decent point that the red Sounds a little goofy, but the red in the uniforms and the shoulders of Czech, it just kind of, I don't know if that created kind of an illusion a little bit.

So they have red pants and red shoulders. So like normally when you're in that skating position, there's just a lot of red, right? So the way that the camera angle was and then the minute it started shifting over, it took one of the defenders that was deeper in the zone out of frame. So to the naked eye, if you're watching, if you're really tuned in, there was probably a few people who caught it and that's what ignited it. A few people posted it to Twitter and then Twitter kind of caught on to it and it just spiraled where, buddy, they ended up having, like, seven guys in the goal pile. I think they might have been, like, just sent out another guy to, like, make it so ridiculous that there's no way they call it back. Another thing that they do, too, though, at the high levels is the video coach is behind, like, normally in the locker room, and they have a bunch of the different feeds, and they would then radio the coach.

But that's not reviewable.

It's not reviewable. How many men on the.

No, like, you. You can't go back. That's just a straight up like ref missed it.

Oh fuck. I do like biz that like because I was wondering because this game obviously happened yesterday. Like what is his spin zone for the fact that Canada can't count to six and the red jerseys is a pretty good one.

It got me there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I kind of like that.

I never really learned that either.

That's a good shirt right there.

Yeah.

I mean, I kind of liked it.

I'm looking at the screenshots. I see your point. Like when they're hunched over, it kind of looks just like a red jersey.

You could do that.

Yeah.

From that camera angle, once again, to the naked eye, but like officials got to pick that up. But that game in the third, it was just picking up so much steam and there was just so much transition and Czech have some pretty fast players like Nate just being one of them. Like he's up and down the ice. He was one of their best players. A guy named Sedlak who actually is playing in like the Czech professional league. He's not even playing in the NHL. He had a pretty good game as well. He actually, I played against him in the American League when they beat us in the conference finals. He went on to win a Calder Cup. So they just played the game of their lives in Canada hung on and made some big plays when they needed to. And let's see where it goes from here.

Sorry, go ahead.

No, go ahead.

I was going to say from the outside looking into, I don't know if McDavid's ever been this good. Yes, am I the guy always on here getting ridiculed by YouTube losers about McDavid? It's incredible. I think he gave guys maybe six or seven grade A scoring chances. He had seven shots on his own. Then the Finnish coach today said, yeah, McDavid's the best player in this tournament by a mile. And when asked, how are you going to shut him down? He said, I'm going to call, I'm going to call Barkov in Florida.

Yeah.

So a little, a little bulletin board material for McDavid going to the semi.

So in the, in the US game that we saw yesterday, thank God that Philip Forsberg forgot that he was allowed to shoot the puck.

Oh, I don't know.

What was going on in his, was it, was the moment too big for him? Because it felt like he had, every opportunity that he kept passing.

Three or four times.

I think that he wasn't in his flow state because they were having major issues with that coach in the fact that in game one of the tournament, I believe Philippe Forsberg played what?

Like one minute.

Yeah, one minute and 40 seconds or something. He also sat Oliver Ekman-Larsson. And listen, they can dress an extra guy in the Olympics. So essentially, Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Stanley Cup champion, won it with the Florida Panthers. A great defensive defenseman when he needs to be, can also play a little bit offensively if you need him to. He played zero minutes. Zero. He played not even seconds. He played nothing. He sat him there as a grocery stick in the middle of the bench like he was a fucking Paul Bissonnette. And that that created a lot of bad juju. All of a sudden the media was starting to run with that. I think he got a little bit defensive over those comments. And then even I think in that game against the states, Jesper Bratt wasn't really playing much, right?

There was some, he was scratched the game before that prior.

So it just It seemed like a lot of like mental warfare where you want to kind of, you know, you want to elevate these players and pump their tires much like you've seen from all the other nations. Guys, if you go all the way to the dance here, it's a six game tournament. So you got to get on the same page in that team camaraderie quicker than anything you've ever seen in your life.

Yeah. And then in overtime when it's three on three, what is the strategy in overtime? It's the most chaos ever.

Yeah.

Like possession.

What do you teach the boys?

Well, so here's what I'll throw it over to Whit, Team USA, when they were in overtime, Vinnie Trocheck isn't like a three on three specialist. Like he shouldn't be out there with that, those high caliber of players, but because he's so good at face offs, they would put him out there. They started the overtime with him. He'd snap it back and go off and then the neck, the, the, like a Jack Eichel would come on. So we call those like repair men and it was, it was pretty impressive. He took about three or four of those.

Yeah, he lost the first one. Because the opening face-off three on three, particularly in the NHL, is just five minutes. Like if you win that face-off you can, you can basically control the puck certain times the entire time. He lost that one. Then they put him back out off of the zone. I think he took three, won the other two, immediately changed. And then other than that, it's kind of, it's different in this PFT because you're willing to just really run and gun, right? Regular season, you already got the point. Let's try to get a win, but here, like, I can't just jump in and make this like a three on one because what if we make a save here and all of a sudden it's a two on oh back the other way. So I've never I don't love the fact it's three on three. I do like the fact there's no shootouts this year in the Olympics, at least in the gold medal game. There won't be.

Yeah.

So that's nice. But three on three is it as a fan too yesterday. It's just a panic, right? Yeah. It is so nerve-wracking it's chaos.

Do you guys think the NHL should do three on three? Skip Bayless.

Skip Bayless.

Here we go. I actually think that they should move to a longer three on three. Even if you added two extra minutes, we did it in the American League to test it out for the NHL. Even adding that two minutes, I think would would make a lot more games end in in an overtime as opposed to going to a shootout, which is brutal. And another component to it is, is you're just trying to get those three guys tired. Let's say they're out there for like 35 seconds. If you can turn over your three guys and get fresh bodies, oh, it's fucking, It's sharks in the water just circling their prey.

I think they should go 20 minutes, five, start five on five every four minutes take a guy off so you could get one on one.

Yeah, that would be a little ridiculous. But if you did, if you did, no, if you did like, I don't know, five minutes, five on five and then 10 minutes, four on four, then five minutes, three on three, three on three for 20 minutes is what the gold medal game will be. I can't see it going longer.

I think it's 20 minutes, five on five boys.

No, I love, I love the two of you sitting on this couch right now. You guys are like the two old guys in the Muppets.

I think that all the way up until the gold medal game, it's, and then it turns over to five. If it's three on three, I'm gonna spike my mic if it's 20 minutes or three on three.

I'm gonna look it up right now.

I mean, there's no way they're too busy posting my fart right now. They can't even get us the info.

So 20 minutes, three on three, right? Like somebody, somebody's gonna score before that.

Yeah, 100%, 100%.

Three, three is the minimum amount of players that you can have on the ice. Even in overtime, three on three, if you take a penalty, they get to add a player. So it becomes four on three. Oh, it never, it never becomes three on three.

What is the answer here, boys?

It's a 20 minute three on three.

That is fucking crazy.

Spike the mic. Fuck.

That was, if that, oh, we got, we got OT starting here, guys. We're watching, okay?

Yeah, we're watching. We got it as well.

All right, so what's your clock say right now? What are you on the clock?

1922.

Yeah.

Okay. We're the same.

Wow.

That's not often that has that happen.

Okay. Yeah.

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Now back to biz and whip. So if you were to judge Wednesday's games, which team do you think? Because I. Well, actually, let me ask this first. We think it's gonna be USA Canada, right? Like the USA is minus 800 to win on Friday. Canada, I think is like minus 375. Do you like we have to have USA Canada.

I think we're gonna get it, but you just simply can't write off a team like Slovakia who A team like Slovakia knows that they're going in there where they upset the United States. That's going to be the biggest win they've ever had in their country's history.

Breakaway for the gold medal. What a back check. Oh my goodness.

That was probably the best.

Oh my goodness.

Wow.

Wow. This should be great listening tomorrow morning.

Yeah.

Dan, congrats on the Indiana Bears. That sounds good. You loser.

It's not going to happen. Shut up.

But going to going to those two teams, I'll talk on Finland because that's whose Canada's got to play. They got some honey badgers. In last game they were down to nothing to the Swiss and they had a, I believe with six minutes remaining and they had some goals from some big players. Sebastian Aho plays for the Carolina Hurricanes. Lekanen who ended up having the winner, I believe in OT, he plays with the Colorado Avalanche, Stanley Cup champion. And the other one to get one is Miro Haskin and an incredible defenseman. You hear not a lot about who plays in Dallas, he kind of flies under the radar, easily a top 10 defender in the world. I would probably put him top five. Maybe, maybe not now, because Warenski's risen his game, Quinn Hughes, who's Marek Sidor. So he's definitely in the top 10.

Okay.

And for us, as the American Slovakia, it's crazy what they're doing with their hockey and their national team, because I think there's 5 million people in Slovakia. They've had a lot more success than the world juniors lately. And I think it's six or seven NHL players. They won that group. I mean, I don't even know what the DraftKings odds would have been with Sweden, Finland and Slovakia in that group for them to come out of there, the winners. But that got them the buy into the quarterfinals, right? They spanked Germany pretty easily in the quarterfinals. And now it's like, that's not a game where, yeah, US might be -800. I don't picture it being an easy game. It just, they got this, you're I Slavkovsky, who was the first overall pick a few years back, Montreal Canadian. He's really coming into his own. He's the leader. He actually played in the Olympics the last one when no NHL players were allowed and had seven goals as like an 18 year old. He's got a few goals already this year. So not easy games. I mean, you'd think Czech would have got worked over by Canada and Canada has to score the couple minutes left.

It's just, it's the one game elimination that you just never know what's going to happen. Hot goalie, you're done.

It was, it was, yeah, awesome hockey.

Yeah, PFT, you probably know more about this. Maybe even you, big cat, the history of the world, but Czechoslovakia. So Czechoslovakia and Slovakia used to be one team.

Yeah.

And then for whatever reason, it broke up. So imagine that those two countries are still together. They would probably have the equivalent as far as like up there with like Sweden, Finland.

Yeah.

They would definitely be in like the powerhouse conversation.

It's like doing Yugoslavia. Yeah, it's like doing Yugoslavia with basketball. They would be down. Yugoslavia has got like, you know, if it was still Yugoslavia, it'd be Luca

and two on one for the Canadians.

This is bad play. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What a save.

That was a high stick.

I got a question for you. What's going on with, with, what are you doing to my guy Tom Wilson? It feels like since he's playing for Canada, he doesn't have that same toughness, that same aggression that he has when he's playing for the Caps. Why not? What is it about Canada that's kind of taking the piss out of him?

Well, I just, what are you referring to?

He got turtled the other day by a Frenchman.

No, he then was going to murder him though.

I think he, no, that's not how it went down.

That's how I saw it.

That's how I saw it.

Well, he was probably just shocked that this guy just grabbed him and all of a sudden wanted to fight where normally you tap a guy in the shit path, you say, hey, you want to go bud? But he didn't say that. He kind of jumped him. And Wilson's probably surprised at the fact that at the time, I think the score was, what, 10-2 and they were spanking them. He's thinking you can't fight in this tournament or you get kicked out. If you fight, you get that game and then the following game, because it was a bit of a soft fight, they didn't do that. They only ended up giving them the rest of that game and gave them the gate. But actually the player for France ended up going like this to the crowd, like kind of being like, I can't hear you for whatever reason.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. You nailed it.

Yeah.

Hey, are you guys gonna be watching on Friday from the golf course?

So we're getting criticized for that. Well, I am. It just so happens that Canada was playing in that time slot. I ended up watching the game last night and then this morning as well just to go over it. We had this course, Yans's course booked a month in advance and we had a match lined up and you know, we're obviously here to get some work done. We were watching the OT goal on our phone. 4: USA, that's one guy.

That's one guy. USA, that's one guy. We need one more. We need to win the semifinals. We need one more Sunday. I could sit in the same seat next to this guy. Oh my God. Oh, I've never had a win over him. I've never had a win over him in anything. And finally, I'm sitting next to him and I'm talking to you two trolls and you were trolling him and I was even mad even though you were trolling my body. I was still mad at you. But now we're all together as one USA.

Oh, Biz, man. Hey, big cat.

Wow, boys.

Big cat from part of my take. I got a question for Paul Bisset. Biz, how how does that taste, bitch?

Wow.

Well, first of all, right now, the the American coach is crying. Very emotional.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, it's classy, guys.

It's classic.

Come on here. It was an incredible game, an incredible effort. The US spanked Canada in the round robin and they looked to be very dominant. I was so proud of the way the Canadians played. I think they were the underdog by like minus at least 500 in this game. Coming in.

Loser talk.

It was over time.

You were just an over time. Fucking loser. You can't be like, oh, look at what a great accomplishment to even make the Olympic team.

But either way, man, it's really cool to see where the game has gotten to in the United States. And I'm really, I'm happy for him. Congratulations. Then he passed on her head. What do you want me to say, big cat? You want me to just shit on the team? Hillary Knight just got engaged the day before, and now she ties it up under a few minutes to go with a goal he pulled, and then they pull off the victory. So, hey, man.

Wow, boys.

That was great.

I think I'm not gonna say that.

Congratulations.

Your guys' attitude there is gonna help in terms of, Pompous Americans who can't win with class, but I love it.

Oh, we can win with class. That's just a fact. You show me a good, a good loser and I'll show you a loser.

Yeah.

We're not okay.

Class.

Well, hey, PFT today we're winners on my birthday. There's one more. There's one more.

We need one more. One more we need.

And you know what? The Olympics I played in or I sat in the bench in 2010, we lost that gold medal for the ladies. And then we lost the gold medal for the men. And this year it's going to be different guys. It's going to be different. What a beautiful goal. That can't five hole.

That was awesome.

What a deek?

That was a move so sick.

Wow.

I feel bad for that defense when that gets burnt.

No, don't do this with don't be

well, Dan, here's the play.

You never played.

You never played.

You're skipping

the fucking team, buddy.

You're fucking up.

You're skip bail us, guys. You guys fucking dog and poor girl who got walked. I'm proud of the American women. I'm just happy to be with business. This happened because, and listen, I, I, I know he would have gone, he would have gone crazy, rightfully so. Yeah, I would have done like he did. I would have been class. I said, congratulations. You two guys are real low class bumps. You're American, so I love you today. I love you today, guys.

Listen, we, we got to celebrate our wins. Yeah. You, USA hockey, we don't win that much. And when you win, You gotta take it. I don't know when I'm gonna feel that emotion anymore. So it also, you know what? I'm not gonna apologize. I'm not gonna apologize for being excited about a win. That's a gold fucking medal. Yeah, I just got a gold fucking medal.

Same. Also, the Canadians don't win with class when they beat us. They pat us on the head. You know what they do? They don't win with class. They do the, they do, we're winning with class and then they'll be like, oh, good job, guys. You tried really hard.

You go, not today, boys. But that's not today. They're not today. They're losers.

But you know that wit. They pretend to win with class, but they do not win with class. Do you not agree?

I don't think anyone wins with class.

Exactly.

Thank you.

But I'll be honest. There's a difference between tweets and sitting in your basement compared to literally writing the guy's face has become on a show for you. But like I said, I don't really care if you're not. I don't. You're trolls, but you're not trolling me right now. So I don't mind.

Yeah.

I don't mind when I'm not the one getting trolls. Indian Bears.

I got a question. Are you guys doing a stream if it's Canada us? It is oldie Canadian oldie getting the phone.

Wow.

No, you guys were streaming.

We are.

We are. We're not gonna stream against you guys.

I would go toe-to-toe with you all day, buddy. NHL is going toe-to-toe with goodell soon. You think I'm scared? Wait, what about that?

What are you saying about goodell?

Because we're gonna kick your ass.

Say a lot to my face.

Oh, they must be interviewing him soon. No, they must be interviewing him.

No, you think we were interviewing Roger Goodell?

I don't know why you're defending him

all of a sudden.

We're defending the NFL. Like you're actually saying you're going to go toe to toe with the NFL.

I know, we now know you don't listen to our show. Biz for two years now, three years of insane. He wants more Sunday NHL games. He wants to go right.

Oh, yeah.

NFL.

Okay.

That is the dumbest thing you've ever said. You're a. You've said a lot of dumb, bro.

We got NFL teams not even know what states they're gonna play in. You think we're scared of the NFL? Like, come on here. The Indiana Bears.

Oh, man, give me a. I wish this press conference had happened on Friday, not today.

Oh, I saw that and I said, this is perfect.

I guess.

I don't think it's not even in his state anymore.

It's not even gonna happen. It's not going to happen. All right, so wait, I actually have a real question back to real, real hockey talk. Wait, you played in the gold medal game against Canada.

Sort of. Yes.

Was the vibe like before? Well, no, but you were on the team. What was the, you're on the fucking team. That's insane.

Front row seats.

It was the vibe like though, like in the locker room before the game, like in terms of like nerves and just like focus and everything.

He couldn't even fill up the water bottles properly. His hands were shaking so much.

Hey, take your L. Yeah. And sit over there and be quiet. Suck on your thumb or I'm gonna send these two goons after you again. That game, it was at noon in Vancouver. So not a lot of time for, I think if that's a 7 p.m. game, you're sitting around all day and there just wasn't really time to like panic beforehand. And that was a great group, amazing team, awesome people. And before the game, confidence, yeah, definitely some nerves, but more the excitement and the chance of like, Every guy at nine years old was thinking like dreaming of playing in a gold medal game against Canada in the Olympics. So it was amazing, great experience. And I think that the tying goal Parisi scored was I blacked out. I was on the bench jumping up and down and did one of those, like had to sit down. Couldn't really tell what was going on. Going into that intermission thought there's no way we're losing this thing now and Sidney friggin Crosby, man. So it was an incredible experience. Even the bench stayed so positive when we were down. Like there was no panic and there was no sort of like, oh my God, like we're running out of time.

It was just a lot of guys with tons of confidence and no give up and turned into one of the all-time best hockey games. It was crazy.

Yeah, it was.

I mean, I think if they play each other this year, it's going to be the ratings. I just can't imagine 8:00 AM stinks.

It stinks. I don't know. Half of North America is going to be asleep. Like, I don't know.

Not if you're, not if you're a real American and a true patriot and you want to watch some great hockey.

I'm gonna be up. My kids are gonna wake me up at 6:30 like they do every day. But I'm saying like in the Pacific, like if you're on the West Coast, if you're in Vancouver, it's at five in the morning. Like, why did they, can they not move it? This is gonna be the biggest fucking thing.

I know. So the, the men's gold medal hockey game is always the last event of the Winter Olympics right before the closing ceremonies. So just being, you know, being over in Italy, it's just, it's 8:00 a.m. I think, I think it could have been even earlier, right? If they did it at noon like usual, but they did two, so it's 8:00 a.m. Eastern. And that's the thing about Canada, that every single Canadian will be up at five in the morning in Vancouver watching it.

So, yeah, they're, they are definitely going to care about it. What's going on, Sidney Crosby? What's the latest on him?

So people hate when you speculate injuries, but we've played the game before and we've been in these certain situations where you see things just move a certain way and you're like, ah, that's happened to me. What happened was, as he was going up the ice and Radko Gudas closed on him, he was trying to go stick on puck and he missed the puck and it went underneath the skate blade of Sidney Crosby's left skate. So his left skate kind of slid out because it had nothing to grab, right? It couldn't catch the ice in order to stabilize. So he was trying to stabilize on his right leg and it just, it opened up, which to me speaks MCL sprain. So you can have a first degree, you can have a second degree or a third degree, which is obviously the third degree is the worst. I've done a second and a third where you're, you could probably be out like a month. Maybe you tape it up and you, and you survive one game to, to play through it. Well, in this case, you'd have to play two if he plays both to the gold medal game.

But the problem is, though, is when the MCL opens up way too much. It could end up getting into ACL. So ACL is the oh, fuck, you don't want that one. Like by the time I ended up getting surgery on my left knee, my MCL was so opened that it tore my MCL and ACL and I had to get them both repaired. Typically, you don't get surgery on repairing an MCL, but because mine was so bad, that was the case. So speaking from experience, I'm hoping it's not too bad and it's just a grade one, grade one, if maybe two MCL sprains. So who knows, man? I mean, Captain Crosby, the Golden Goal, like, nothing he does surprises me. So I wouldn't be shocked if he's back playing and, and who knows? We need him.

Hank reported that Bedard was on a flight overseas right now.

Yeah, that's from Frank Cervelli. That was a burner account.

This is the guy that you're defending and being like, they're so mean to Hank. He literally was sitting on the number one sports podcast. He's like, oh, Bedard's going to, going to the Olympics.

Hank, you're better than that. You're better.

I love you. I love you Hank.

You're better than that Hank.

Biz, would you like to apologize for the curling cheating?

Yeah.

You know what, buddy?

I think it's a tough day.

I think I think you, you think fucking Jordan every fucking apologize for elbowing a guy in the face and a pile. You think you think Tom Brady ever?

There's ice down the guy's shirt.

That's if you think you think Tom Brady ever apologized for deflating the footballs a little bit in Indiana. You think you ever fucking apologize?

No, it's for the talk. It's the Bears.

What do you mean?

You said Indiana. It's called reversing it. It's called it's called accepting my sad fate and reversing it on you.

Time out. I thought that when they got, yeah, it was.

It was.

He's just joking at the Bears.

He said Indiana and I said, that's the Bears. Okay, okay. That was a joke. You were busting my balls.

I question, you're playing checkers and you're playing 3D chess. This guy is just, I was questioning Biz on this and he went with the- Saws my heart. No, he went with the if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying, which I was like, oh, because it's a game of honor, I guess it's like golf almost in curling. And yeah, because of that just to say, yeah, we cheated and fuck you. I'm like, oh, okay.

I mean, I can't really like be a hypocrite because when I play shuffleboard, that's what I do. I keep a finger on it.

He brings his own sand.

I call it the French tickler. I give a little little tickle to the stone on the way of goodbye, baby. Hope you had a great time.

All right.

I got one last question. We love you boys and thank you for joining. I know you guys are doing a shitload of stuff. By the way, new sandbaggers won with the map. Who'd you play with the Blue Jays?

You play with Rudin and then Rudin was with Pat Maroon and Ryan McDonough. So that's six rings between the three of them. Pat Maroon, obviously everybody's aware of him. We're in a Stanley Cup with his hometown St. Louis Blues. Then he ends up going off to Tampa Bay and won back to back with them. So three times Stanley Cup champion and Ryan McDonagh won two with the Tampa Bay Lightning. So they had good chemistry and of course, Jon Gruden, a Super Bowl winner with the Buccaneers and he was electric and there was a lot of shit talking going on and I got to ride in the car with him just like just like at the internet invitational and it was an incredible, incredible afternoon with those guys and then we finished it off with the Bob Duz boys. So we got three in the house. Yeah, three in the bank.

When are we going to do PMT chicklet sandbag?

I would fucking do it right now, bitch.

Oh, wow.

That was a good idea. I think we could beat them on the 13th hole.

I think it would be too easy where we should do that and then we should also do Frisbee golf.

Oh, I'd fuck you up in Frisbee golf.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's called Fralf, just so you know.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. All right, so tune into the sandbag.

I don't know because I get laid.

Bro, I got three kids. You got zero. We don't know if you get laid.

If you've seen some of these Frisbee golf guys, they fuck.

No, listen, Biz, you're fair enough. You're right. There's nothing cooler than a 40-year-old dude talking about his sex life. All right, so I'm gonna go check

in on Bedard's flight to Italy, guys.

Rowback.com RHO BAC k.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Q-Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts, rowback.com promo code take no like just honest opinions. What is the final going to be and who's going to win? No jinxing Whit and I, my friendship, our friendship was on the ropes on Wednesday because I prematurely called Biz to rub it in his face because I was going on the Yak.

You saved Canada, you saved the Olympics.

They saved USA today. He texted Whit and Yan saying nice job in Embarrassing the country today, fellas. He's texting.

Well, all I know is that the craziest I know, excuse I've ever heard. Yeah, man, I had to call you before the yak. Yeah, you guys never call people live on the yak.

It was a, it was an error, but I'm not, there's no jinxing, like actual predictions of what you think's going to happen.

I'll say that the way that the Olympics have gone so far as far as the hockey, I think it's going to overtime. I think it's going to be Canada, US. I would love like a, yeah, I would, I would just love to see

OT three, two either, either team.

Yeah. I feel like I feel like I feel like if, if, if the Americans are involved, it'd be fun to have a 4-3 hockey game. A little bit more offense than normal and just a barn burner.

Where, where, because you're just going to answer USA. That was a boring answer, Biz. No offense. Where do, where does the U.S. have the advantage over Canada?

Defense.

So, So, yeah, the D, RD is better overall, I believe. Their forwards are significantly better than ours. Just, I mean, well, Crosby being out, it's scary. And if he's out, that's a big difference. But I like Hellebuck, I think, is a better goalie than Bennington. But in terms of like what Bennington's accomplished, it's not even really close because Bennington has won the cup and he's got the four nations. So on D, RD is better. Their forwards are better. And in terms of big games, Bennington's had a better career than Hellebuck. But we just need hellebuck to have the game of his life. And I also want to stress, I am not not counting out Slovakia.

No, I am not doing stress. No, we're not.

And by the way, I want to say something to you, Whit. Because we've had this discussion before. We are maybe a little bit of trolls. I am full go in this game. If it doesn't go our way, I'm going to be very disappointed. I'm not going to say it didn't matter. Four Nations was different. That was an exhibition. This is the gold fucking medal.

So I'm old medal.

It's you got to win this boys.

This is the first time it's been best on best in eight. No 12 years boys 12 years and so this is a big game if we can both get there biz if you can get there and I can get there it's it's something I'll never forget and probably our biggest stream we've ever done so happy birthday.

They're shaking congratulations on the gold medal

for the women's thank thank you. I hope we can get the split.

I hope we can get both. And I hope that these two never ask us to come on their show again.

It's a beautiful moment.

You're here.

Why would you say that? Actually, one of you's got to come on on Sunday night. So actually, maybe we'll have yans. We'll have yans. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yans.

Yans.

I mean, yans is the best of the three of you.

Wait, do you guys have a. Do you guys have a mayor's bet in case it gets to that? I know you don't want to jinx it ahead time, but if it's. If it's USA.

Oh, you should do your foreskin Biz and then not do it. Are you.

You, Whit, you should have to take Biz's foreskin and put it on your own dick.

Hey, PFP, how about you shut the fuck up and stop talking about my buddy's foreskin and then me actually touching it at some point.

Passing it to the torch.

Hey, I don't like how much

you're buddy-buddy you are.

You should have to fucking put his foreskin on your head if Canada wants it. There's nothing like that. It looks just like that mullet you got on there.

Yeah, there's nothing cooler than your co-workers talking about your foreskin.

You didn't make a bet about it?

You talk about your foreskin like nine times a day.

I'll make a bet.

Hey, my name is Paul Bissonette. I got a sweater on my back.

Hey, you guys ever hear of a piss bomb?

I'll sprinkle my fomundo cheese on your Greek salad bitches. You don't even know what fomundo cheese is, do you? I don't really have much else other than we appreciate you guys having us on. We love you guys and signing off.

Signing off.

Signing off.

Signing off.

The guy with the foreskin signing off. All right, thank you boys.

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Okay, firefests of the week time, but before we do that, We got to talk about the stream coming up. So we have a date for the Pix punishment. Oh, Zach was not ready. What happened there?

He didn't know that we were talking

about on the show.

We have everything. He has everything written down on his laptop, so he's bringing his laptop.

Ah, yeah.

He had a panic look on his face. It was a nice notes app that he had pulled up on his laptop. So I'm sure it's organized. It's thought through. He'll be ready to go.

So the stream is going to be next Friday. Correct?

The stream is going to be Friday the let me pull up a calendar.

I believe it's the 28th.

Friday the 27th.

Starting at what time?

So next Friday.

Yeah, next Friday the 27th.

I want to get starting at what time?

Who knows when someone's listening.

Wow, that's the 10th anniversary of part of my take.

Yeah, is it? Yeah, that weekend 27th, 28th, 29th.

It's birthday weekend.

All right, cool.

We love anniversaries so much we don't know the actual date. We've kind of, it's like when you look up a celebrity, it's like from, you know, who's like 90 years old and their birthday is like March 6th or 7th.

I think in this case it was the 29th, which is Leap Day. So we don't have the first episode, I think, came out on March 1st. We recorded it February 29th.

Right. So what time is it starting?

So Zach has 36 hours to do I have 18.

What date is this?

This is Friday the 27th of February. We will be starting at 8 a.m. Friday the 27th of February. I will be going in Central Eastern Central for the people listening it's Friday the 27th 8 a.m. Central start time I will be going until 2 a.m. That's 18 hours Zach will be going until Saturday at 8 p.m. Wow.

Long stream.

Yeah.

Now, is Zach allowed to sleep?

Yes. So we're banking in four hours for Zach. We're gonna get him a...

Air mattress.

Air mattress in the booth. Couldn't think of that word. That's a tough word. Sometimes, sometimes speaking is tough.

Alarm clock.

Oh, yeah. So there's the thing. We're also, we have a wheel that every X amount of hours we have to spin this wheel. There's four punishments for rewards for challenges that are part of this wheel and as soon as that hits we have to complete whatever that is all the punishments are the four punishments are just two and a half K in the in the booth. Okay, so those are the four those are the four punishments because that'll equal the 10K that we spoke about.

Are we doing itchy golf?

We are doing itchy golf. I've come up with a good a a fun way for itchy golf. That's one of the challenges On the wheel. Me and Zach have one. Me and Zach are very bad golfers. Hank, can you attest?

I haven't seen Zach golf. He might be good.

I'm gonna say no.

I'm gonna say no.

So you're not bad either, Mac.

Don't sell yourself.

I'm horrendous.

Can confirm not a golfer.

So Zach and I will be in the golf simulator, and we have to stay in the golf simulator until one of us gets a birdie. And every time one of us gets a What?

No, I keep going.

Can you can we help? Can like Hank show up and help? Maybe we're gonna come by the stream. We're gonna be playing.

So that's the thing. Like we're doing these wheels.

Yeah.

Every every couple hours, but like there's gonna be a lot of in between stuff as well.

Chinese workout at 9 a.m. We can

do the Chinese workout.

Let's do it.

We can do the Chinese workout.

People.

Is there a gimme range on the itchy golf?

You oh, we're gonna have to put a gimme range.

Yeah, so they could get regardless. So that was mean what Hank did Hank was like he scoffed you guys get a birdie. Okay, we oh me and Max have

talked about doing this for par well,

no, he just made it way way harder.

I could get a birdie. We can get it but here's here's where the itchy gets it gets involved and people may be like Every time you get a snowman where there's going to be a golf glove that we have itchy powder. Oh no, and we're going to pour itchy powder in the golf glove. So every time one of us gets a snowman, the following hole, you have to wear. You have to wear the itchy. The itchy hand for that hole.

Okay.

If you get less better than a snowman, you can take the itchy glove off.

PFT. Are we getting tattoos?

Yeah, I'm down to do it.

Did you text our guy?

No, because I don't think anybody responded to that text. But I am.

Oh, yes. All right, we'll do that.

Set that up.

Maybe Friday afternoon.

Mitch does tats. He's Yeah.

I think I'm gonna get Vanny.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

There's gonna, I mean, we're definitely gonna do the sassy Legos.

Yeah.

Yep. Good.

That's definitely on the table. We have like a basketball challenge that we're gonna do. Rainbow, we have some fun, we have, we have, we have some fun rewards that we're gonna do. Zach's gonna try caviar for the first time.

Oh wow.

I think me and Max writing the children's book could be good.

Oh yeah, we're gonna write, what's it gonna be?

Called?

Sleep tight, Saquon. Yeah, sleep tight, Saquon. We'll do that right before you go to sleep. That'll be the last thing that we do before your sleep time happens.

Sleep tight, Saquon.

Sleep tight, Saquon's gonna rock. And if you have any other ideas, like we have a list of challenges and rewards and fun things that we're gonna do. But 36 hours is a lot of time.

A lot of video games, probably.

There's gonna be video games in between, but if you, if you know, We're gonna be interacting with the chat if the chat has good ideas while we're doing it like we have it we have a like a list of things that we like, but we're open to more ideas.

Okay, great. I'm excited We're all excited. YouTube.

Well, we'll definitely be playing some Call

of Duty Marvel Rivals.

Well, we'll definitely be playing some arrivals. Our creators will definitely be playing some Raiders.

We're gonna be playing flight simulator.

If.

Yeah, if we can figure that out, we. We would.

Does anybody here have a flight simulator that they could bring in? Oh, I do. Yeah.

Yeah, you can bring that in. That'd be fun.

We can get up in the F15C.

Yeah.

So, yeah, we'll have the flight simulator going. Oh. So here's the Zach brought up chain together. We're gonna do the chain together. Chain together. That will be a thing. But we are going to put a cap on that Because whenever Zach said that every single person replied be like 36 hours isn't enough time for you to do this and we have a lot of fun ideas that we want

to do remind me what the chain together chain together was again so it's

a it's a game essentially where like I'm a player max is a player we're in the game We are physically bound together. We're tethered and we're just going up a structure. That's pretty high up, right?

Apparently it's extremely difficult to complete so if we started that it would that would just be the entire stream so we are gonna do that but we're gonna put a cap on it say for like next two hours. We're gonna we're gonna be chained together.

All right chained together so if you have ideas send them if you have

ideas send them it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be it's gonna it's gonna suck. It's gonna be fun okay, people are gonna like it and this is also we've we've teased this a lot this is the beginning of of Zach streams. So the, the last 18 hours is going to be all Zach and we, we are going to be putting out weekly streams on part of my take Channel Zach streams. So going forward, it's going to be the, the schedule of it may be a little off because of we don't want to compete with like March Madness and other streams that are, that are here. But I can guarantee to the people we will be doing weekly streams going forward.

Love it.

After this.

Let's go.

Zach.

We were thinking maybe start one day a week and then see if we can build on that.

Yeah.

See where it goes. I think PM streams could be good.

Yeah, I love it. Great job, Zach. Excited.

I'm excited too. I appreciate the opportunity to get in there.

Can I make one request for a stream?

Yes, sir.

I think there should just be a stream where we just set up a camera in your apartment and we go live when you go to bed and it's just a stream. Will he get No alarm clock and just like we can maybe, maybe bet, bet on it. I love this. So no alarm clock. No alarm clock. Everyone predict the time that Zach is going to wake up and we'll give away something for whoever gets it right.

If there's no alarm clock, take the over.

House on the over if we don't have an alarm clock. How electric would that be at like 9:30 in the morning? Everyone's tuning in. Just being like, is he, oh, he's moving. Oh, no, he's not up.

We're gonna get like rainbow in the chat and he's gonna figure out exactly where Zach is and Like order food to his door to wake him up.

Oh, you down for that, Zach? We might have to get like a maybe heavier comforter just in case of boners.

I'll just go double sweatpants. I was thinking.

Yeah.

Wear a cup.

Cup's actually probably a great idea.

All right.

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Hank.

The Internet is because my I live in a building that has like the building runs the Internet basically. Yeah, pay the building for the Internet. You don't have to do it individually. And the Internet has been out since last week. I saw a couple emails kind of laughed at them because I'm like by the time I get back, you were

having fun in Orlando.

I feel bad honestly for the people that are running my building because I can tell from the way these emails are written that they have have the pressure of the world being put down on them from the residence. There's a lot of old people that live there, probably a lot of people that just sit in the house all day and watch the news and stuff. And it has sucked because I've just been watching, like, TV and stuff on my hotspot and it's like buffers and. And pauses and glitches out and stuff, but could be worse. But I just feel bad, honestly, for, like, every day the updates are. Like, so we're in conflict with the provider. They said they're, it's going to be fixed, but it hasn't been fixed. We're now actively seeking out other Solutions with other companies.

This sounds like the whole, like, YouTube, TV, NFL thing, like, all over the contract gets signed.

It's going to take, like, they're, they're coming up with Solutions for temporary internet, but they're like, once the contract for that gets signed, it's still going to take a week for the temporary internet to get set up. And it's, it's, I mean, it sucked. It's not ideal, but like the way these emails are written it's made me not feel as bad and just feel bad for the people that work in my building.

Yeah, yeah.

So what are you doing? Just phone?

Hotspot?

Yeah.

No, I set up a hotspot and then signed in on my TV to the hotspot, but it like, it's, it's rough. Watching live TV is not ideal. You can kind of watch like, like Netflix or whatever because You can pause it let it load up and play but damn fuck it might not be

fixed for like another week God saves his toughest battles for his strongest soldiers.

I think you might need to go

on vacation well, so this is actually

a yeah, it could have happened two

weeks ago would have been great if

you if somebody came up with the idea for an apartment complex like this It's like we don't have internet. I bet you there would be some people that would opt into that oh, yeah voluntarily like yeah, this is a good like a detox place. Yeah Digital detox.

Yeah, that would be cool.

So you're just getting like a vacation Hank.

Yeah. Think of that brace it.

I mean it's a good week for it. There's like no I mean start reading books.

Perfect time to start back tonight. I did start reading.

Flip open Don Quixote and then I went to sleep.

No, just the I just flipping a page will put you out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Celtics man no internet this week. Hank, I'm on board with the cell is Jason's.

Don't do this again.

Listen, Jalen Brown, NBA finals MVP. No.

Hey, that's got to be the worst sentence you've ever heard in your life.

I don't like, I did put a bet on the Celtics.

You're talking about your C's.

I'm myself, yeah. Celtics, Celtic pride. Beantown, come on.

Jason Tatum's going to be back, huh? Seems like it.

Yeah.

I'm not going to talk about my bet on the Celtics, but I just want Hank to know, that I have a bet on the sell, but I won't mention it ever again. But there'll just be looks.

Remember when Hank got mad at me when I was like, oh, yeah, Jason Tate in practice today?

Yeah, he did.

That was great.

He got really mad at you. And you were right.

But we don't need him. Jalen Brown.

This is this bad Hank. It's not bad.

I feel bad for PFT. He's just alienating. Like, if people have, like, I'm sure the collective audience has rolled their eyes. I'm not. It's so.

I'm not gonna bring it up.

It used to be so funny and now you just resort to just like this little bit you're doing. You try to do it to Max the other day.

What would I do?

What was he talking about? Jalen Hertz or Bryce Harper? Bryce Harper.

That was guys having a conversation.

I was just guys talking about Bryce Harper.

Right, and the bet's not a bet either.

Right. I'm not going to bring it up.

He's on again. If you can you bring it up to me?

No.

What if you can't?

What's your bet?

I'm not going to bring.

What if you do?

Nobody gives a fuck about my bet, Hank. I'm not going to bring it up.

So what if you bring it up? I care.

What do I get?

Why are you so pressed about this bet?

What odds did you get? What odds did you get?

15-1 oh, nice.

Yeah. That's huge. He just, it's just, every time you turn around, his PFT is just there.

You've seen ghosts.

Yeah.

This is actually not about Hank. This is about making money and making a good bet.

Yeah, good bet.

It's like when you know there was foot footsteps in the sands when there was only two footsteps in the sand it was just PFT trying to catch up being like hey my bet on your team that was him I'm not gonna bring this is bumming Hank out

Celtics are now 15 to one on the same sports book.

Oh, so you just made the bet. Yeah. No, it's a good bet.

It is a good bet. I swear to God I wasn't even thinking about bringing it up. That's good because I knew Hank would try to turn it into a little

bit credit to you. No, Hank will turn it into a little bit. Turn it into a big. I know he will.

But everyone's sick of that.

He always does that. He's gonna make a bit out of this whole thing.

Yeah.

Okay.

If you're fire, I've had a pretty good week. My fire fest is really. I discovered, because I needed a new computer, right? My. My gaming.

She lost five of them.

What?

Did you lose another one?

No, I know where every one of my computers is, Hank. I had one that I thought was stolen. Turns out I misplaced. It was stolen by me by. No, my PC, my gaming PC at home. So I needed a new one. Because I had to update one of the combat simulators that I like to run in the off season. And so that's when I realized that all my technology shit is massive shortcomings. I only find out after NFL season's over. So I tried to run the Flight Sim, not enough space on it. Went out up to the cloud.

That's a lie, by the way. Every time I sign into my computer, you can see like PFT and you're just active on Flight Sim.

What?

That's true?

No, yeah. That's not true.

Oh, wow. You've reversed it on him when he remembered he tracked you on 18 birdies.

Hank's just making stuff up because I

haven't used PFT also golfed yesterday. How'd you play?

I told you that I did and we already had this conversation off air.

I like this. Yeah, I like this. Not bad.

I hurt my back, so that sucks. I guess that's the Fire Fest. But no, hey Hank, you're a liar. I have not been on Flight Simulator. I did it one time to do the flyover for Jack McCarthy, which he ended up not even using, and that was like late January.

What about your phone?

Oh yeah, yeah, that's different though.

It's totally different.

That's a completely different, that's...

So maybe that's what I'm seeing.

Yes, that's what you're seeing. No, so I need to upgrade my gaming PC, right? So I talked to Zach, I was like, Zach, give me the specs that I need. I go to the computer store, no free ads, so I don't know, I don't know if I want to say the name of the computer store. Computer stores are awesome. You go in there.

I've been to a computer store in a while.

You got to check it out because you go in there, everyone's like super helpful. People, it's like a little bit of nostalgia because most places, like most industries, you would just buy all the stuff online and then you'd wait for it to show up at your house like a week later.

Yeah.

This, you've got people like walking around trying stuff out, people like showing you where the different accessories are, how you can match stuff up. It was like a breath of fresh air going to a computer store.

That's sick.

It was surprisingly like one of the most social stores that I've been in in a long time. So I got, I, I got a new PC, and then one thing kind of led to another, and I got a new joystick, new throttle. I got Rudder pedals for the first time, and it's becoming like a, it's a, it's a lot. It's a lot that I have now set up in my bedroom. I basically have a, a cockpit in the basement of my house, like a full, full airplane cockpit. I set it up yesterday, and I put the VR headset on, and I went up into the clouds for a I got lost over the skies of Syria. I felt like a bird. It was great. So I guess my fire fest is I'm in a little bit too deep right now in the flight sim life. But that's okay. That's what the start of the NFL off season is for. Is overdoing it on stuff that you weren't able to do during football season.

I've been beasting hard. Do you beast, Zach?

I dabbled on the beast, but not beast games.

I know. They did the last episode was just all voting. I hated that.

It's too much downtime. We got to get to, we got to see elim's, we got to see people turn on each other for the prize money.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

My fire fest is pretty quick one. So at home I play a game with my kids called Monster where I like I pretend oh, what happened? USA just scored.

Wow.

All right.

1-1. Yes. USA.

Oh, Hank's ahead.

Hank is it that never happens.

He's usually behind the future Hank.

Fuck yeah. That was sick.

Hell yeah. That was sick. Let's win this game girls. So I oh, it's like we're behind all over the office. Someone else just cheered. So I play this game called Monster where I pretend to be a monster and then if they hit me with a ball, I go back to dad and the way they know if I'm dad or monster is monster is fat hat forward. Dad is hat backwards, so now I just can't wear my hat forward at all in my house. Like at seven in the morning when I go to get my kids like up and and try to get them like clothed to go to school, I'm wearing my hat and they're like, are you the monster? I'm like, no fuck.

Wait, so when you wear your hat

forward, you're on the monster hat backward is dad. So I switch back and forth.

That's very confusing for the kids.

Yeah, now I'm screwed. I should have done anything else but the hat, so I just can't like I'll just be walking like, I'll come back from walking Stella with my hat forward, and they'll just. I'll walk in, and they'll just start screaming and giggling and running away from me and be like, the monster's here. I'm like, oh, it happened again.

So wearing your hat completely normal is the way to. To designate that you're evil.

Yeah, that's.

That's confusing.

I gotta switch it up.

They're gonna see random people on the street. You're like, that's a monster. Yeah.

Yeah. It's fun game, though. They love it. Just chasing them around. So, yeah, I gotta figure that out. I gotta maybe Rebrand monster. I was thinking maybe Hood. Up hood down. That's a different kind of monster.

Yeah, that's a real bad one. One leg up.

Yeah, no, that's. I don't think I also am just so sore from our Chinese workout. Hank did it this morning. I'm doing a new viral workout where it's like 15 body movements and it's. It's pathetic how sore I am from 15 body movement.

What's the 15 minutes? Where. Where did this go viral?

All over Instagram. Just dudes doing. Being like, hey, I saw this one dude who lost like 20 pounds in the last month and a half doing it. I'm sure he's probably eating well too.

It's probably Wendy's chili.

That's fine. I'm just gonna assume that all I need to do is my 15 movements a day and I'll be good.

Yeah, it's gonna work.

Hank, do you feel sore? It was a good workout. I liked it. It's kind of more of a warm up than a workout, but yeah, it counts as a workout for me. Just move your body for 15.

We just do it every day. We'll be in a better spot than we were.

Facts.

Not doing it.

Facts. All right, Zach, your Fire Fest.

My Fire Fest this week, I guess, I preface a little bit. Had a really constructive meeting with my building. Little update. Did not get evicted the other day.

Oh, that was huge.

That was awesome. But he introduced a new term I was not familiar with. 10-day termination, which I thought initially was like, he got, they can give me 10 days to then let me know I got 30 days, so I'd have like 40 days stacked. That could not be the case with like the writing of the lease. So now I'm just paranoid in my apartment to make any noise.

So so he said that 10 is the 10 day being threatened that it

was the next step is 10 day

termination which said he's like you got you're close to a 10 day we

do this meeting so that we don't 10 day you but next time it's like it's a legal 10 day Wow. I didn't know 10 day was a thing that that was news to me.

Wow All right, so you might be tended.

I'm close to 10 day, but it's

like 10 you got pretent.

The other other guys who get 10 day it's like if they remedy the situation they're good. But with the noise stuff it's like I can't take the noise back.

But couldn't you just say like hey, I was out of town. I messed up.

That part went well, but it's like this is your only good mess up. Now it's like I'm afraid to make any noise or take any phone calls or watch TV in my home.

All right, so what about giving them like permission to just go into your apartment if they ever hear it going on too long?

Oh, just give them open access?

Yeah, I think you might have to be an open access guy.

I'd have to get to know the staff a little bit more before open access, right? Or do I just risk it?

I feel like you might have to go over there.

I could risk it.

Could you install like a kill switch in your apartment? So like they have remote access to turn off your electricity?

Oh, like an external breaker box by the door.

Yeah, like if the alarm's going off, they've got the like the Zach button.

I could find like a probably a task rabbit that could reroute. What was the tone of the meeting?

What was the tone of the meeting? Was it combative on their side?

It was, the meeting tone was friendly, but it almost felt like force friendly, like they could go back to it and be like, see how willing we were to work with you now.

Yeah.

Psych.

And did they say like, hey, your alarm went off for this amount of days?

I, luckily, I think it didn't, he did say it was the two days, but I don't think it went off the entire time. I think it was like a couple hours up top, off top of the day, a couple hours off top the next day.

Any chance, any vibe you got from him that he might be in AWL?

No, none of that. I didn't get any, like, maybe he was into the ship, maybe like we could build rapport through sport.

Maybe you dropped like a, do you know who I am? Well, I'm not, Zach dropping it, do you know who I am to his landlord?

I don't have that, my bag, I'm a six mic, you know what I mean? I'm just happy to be part of the program.

We also will be incorporating the bomb alarm during this.

Yeah.

Oh, nice. Okay.

For a multitude of different ways.

All right, so let's stay away from the 10 day. But even if it's a 10 day, you get 40 days. And then you also, technically, if you get a 10 day, you have, what, 40, 65 days? That's right. How many days do we say we give them? 15. So you'd have, you'd have 55 days. That's a lot of time to find a new lease.

That's tons of days.

That's so many days.

I just like him. I don't know if I should make any more noise in my it isn't

your lease up soon anyway May all right, you're out. Yeah, you're gonna find a new place,

but this one I will say this one is so close.

It's like you can do better.

Yeah, you can do close. Yeah, but you don't want to have to if you sign I guess actually you can resign, but I think if you resign I would like to be there because I would like to negotiate a clean slate resigning oh fresh start fresh start. I love that the only way you resign this lease is if you get the fresh start Do you think there's

a world on a re I get the fresh start, but they try to bang me on the on the on

the rent They try to bang you

on like up it on me.

Well, we'll negotiate.

We'll squeeze them out.

Yeah, we'll negotiate.

Like I think that there's a chance that they're that upon resign they're like

thanks for no breaks.

No, we're gonna you can come back here, but we just raised your rent X amount so it's like pushing them out without forcing them out or my or their worst case scenario They're like oh now this kid's just overpaying a fuck the done for this apartment.

Or it might just be like, we've decided to go in a different direction. Like, they might break up with you, which would be fine.

Yeah, it hasn't been a perfect relationship.

It might just be time for you guys to go your separate ways.

Like, we've spent enough time in each other's lives. The path is complete.

Yeah, we're two different people.

We're not the same when we met.

Yeah, you want to see them be happy. They want to see you be happy.

I also feel like we could find Zach a much better apartment for his life.

Easily. Easily.

I've told him this.

Easily.

Maybe we soundproof it next time.

He's paying a lot of money for a lot of things that he doesn't use.

I think I'm gonna do the soundproof panels. PFT.

Yeah, I like that.

I was looking on Amazon. You can actually, like, double side tape the entire wall.

Yeah.

I'll tell you this. It doesn't do. I did it for my dog. When I first got my dog and she was crying a lot, it makes you feel.

It's better.

Yeah, but it makes you feel like you're doing something.

There's like an effort factor there, maybe.

Yeah. Okay, good show, boys. Good show. Go USA. We don't know the, it's actually, so we'll just break glass here. The people don't, Whitton and Biz want to tape during the intermission in overtime. So you'll actually hear, you heard, you just time traveled. You heard us say one one, and then you'll hear in the middle of the interview what happens to the With the game.

There's a lot online right now.

Yeah, that's gonna be a, we're basically doing memento.

Yeah.

All right, numbers.

56.

15.

78.

I'm gonna do 42. Is 15 for how much Jack tips?

No, it's a 15 to 1 is the future that I have. Jack tips 15% 15% Jack tips.

Tips 15%. This is what the tip.

Yeah. Pft's picked 15.

I asked if it was for how much you tip. I tip 25.

All right, I'll do 25.

I'll do 21.

That's how much you tip?

No, I tip 25.

Okay. All right.

Everyone say their numbers. Say them again real quick.

15.

46.

25.

42. Jack, 21.

78.

Zach, 78. 86. Shane. 46. Colton, 22. 45. 45.

I also thought big cats had 45, but he was 25. Love you guys.