Transcript of Ask, Tell, Confess : Best Of

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Asktel Confesses.

Hey, guys, it's Mimi. We hope you guys are having the best holiday season. Here is some of our favorite AskTel Confesses from 2024. Hello, friends.

Welcome to another AskTel Confesses.

I can't wait. I can't wait. Hi, Mae, joining in is what killed me. That is so funny, dude. I'm looking at you guys doing it, and then I fucking hear the whistle in my left and I look over and it's Hi, May, just in the microphone.

I saw my chance, I took it.

Well, today, we have our plates full with the Ask, Talk, Confess. You guys really delivered.

If you're on my Patreon, you always get a chance to be a part of these weekly segments, and you guys are allowed to ask, tell, or confess, and you guys did not disappoint this week. I was 19, just graduated school, and was celebrating with a group of friends. I was sleeping with a guy in the friend Nothing serious, just fun. I forgot I started my period. I even forgot I had a tampon in me and said, Fun, buddy, go ahead, proceed to have fun, and let's just say I went home after, and me and my friends spent a good 40 minutes looking for this tampon that was lodged inside of me.

Now, every time I have sex, even six years later, I still get scared for half a second thinking I have a tampon and I don't even wear tampons anymore.

Bro. I've done it before. What? I never told you about this.

Maybe, but maybe not.

Let me know. When I did wear tampons, I was always in a constant relationship. My sex life was extremely active. There was one time that me and my ex had sex. We had gotten really fucked up. I wake up the next day, don't think anything about it, but a week later, I'm going to the bathroom and I lean over and I'm like, Oh, that does not smell right. I'm crazy about how I smell. Yes, you are. My vagina is pristine always. If there's just even a hint of a smell, I know something's I'm like, All right, I got to go to the doctor. I'm like, This motherfucker gave me something. I'm thinking my ex gave me a fucking STD or something. They do the exam, they look in there, they're like, Everything's fine. Maybe you just have an infection. You don't have any STDs. Let's just give you an antibiotic. This is a gynecologist after looking in my vagina and fucking poking around in there, right? The smell was still lingering. I mean, we're two weeks in on this process here, right? One day, I sit down on the toilet to take a dump, and I'm pushing out.

And as I push out, I hear... And something like a suction cup falls out of my vagina into the fucking toilet, right? And I get up and I turn around and I look. It's a fucking tampon that had been sitting in me for two weeks. The fuck? Two weeks.

Look on how in his face right now.

That's crazy.

Everything was fine. As soon as it came out, my vagina smelt great again. I was back in action. But I mean, it's normal. Have you never got it?

Where was it that a gynecologist was not able to spread you open and be like, There's the issue?

Well, in their defense, I don't remember if it was a girl or a guy. I do have a tilted uterus. I've seen. So That could have been why they couldn't find it.

If you were to strip to a Jolly Roll song, which song would it be? Oh, for the love of God. Which one would you do it to?

Off the New Album? Yes. Okay. Off the New Album, it would be the new song that he has with Russ. Really Gone? I would do this one. Because this is like O. G. Jolly Roll. Daddy goes off on it, right? What? Okay.

I can hear you. Okay, I can hear this one as a...

Wait till Daddy, wait till the beat drops. Wait till the beat drops. Round a poll. Here we go. Ladies, get ready. This is your new song to dance to on stage.

This is the pole.

I mean, you're really gone.

Okay, yeah. Yeah. My bad.

Clip them cheeks, girl. I hope he sees this. I know. We'll clip it. We have to clip this. And then my next choice would probably either be Woman, because that's a song that he wrote about.

That's the Sarah McLachlin of this album.

Who dances to nothing but fast music? You got to be sexy.

I guess I'm at the wrong clubs.

Yeah, you're going to the...

Which ones are your favorite? The ratchet ones.

Those are my favorite. Or maybe Devil Down. Could you see me getting up there in some boots to this? He'd be like, Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The pulls right here.

He's just doing that one Cron hopper move that I do? Here we go.

That's good.

All right, go buy Jolly Rolls' new album.

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I dated a guy in college. I was at his place and I had to take a shit. I go in, do my thing, and there's a plastic knife on the end of a string hanging on the side of the toilet. What the fuck? I finish up, I come out, and I ask the guy, What's up with that fucking weirdly placed knife? His roommate takes shit so big, he has to chop them into smaller poops. I'm jealous.

She goes, He's a pou chef. No. Okay, first of all, what is this man's diet? I need it. I'm jealous.

They use the same knife.

But they use the same knife over and over. I mean, there's so many questions I have. How do you discover that you need to chop your turds? What toilet-I guess it kept getting stuck. What is he eating? Is it solid? It just won't break in half when you flush. I guess so.

It's just a giant logs, and he has to cut them into smaller poops.

Timber. Why did you I disagree with that?

I've never had that issue, but I have heard men talk about... They call it a big fish.

Stop. When it doesn't flush and it ss halfway into the water, halfway out of the water.

Yeah, you got to top it up.

I wish I could have one come out of the water. I didn't even know this was a plan. Have you had one come out of the water? Yeah.

Jealous. This question's for Haley. How was it kissing Bunny? She sucked your bottom lip in the video. I did.

Did you? Like because I went- She blocked out. First of all, I know you guys have heard us talk about Haley's fucking gaitem.

It's like, yeah.

There's a whole lure to her gaitem. And one minute, she'll walk by me on the bus. I don't have a bra. She will full on grab a titi. No problem. She'll fucking try to swipe my hood. If I walk past her and she's naked, she'll back up into it.

She just backed up into me before we got here.

She tries to act like she doesn't like it.

It's like, Bitch, please.

I asked her today because when I was rubbing her titty when she was doing my makeup, I was like, Did you miss me? She's like, Actually, yeah.

It's okay when I do it. I got to initiate it. But if someone gets too close to me, I can't.

You.

Oh, yeah. We're holding hands, by the way.

I know. I'm like, What are you talking about? As you guys are holding hands on the couch, she's over there talking shit.

I'm I'm not gay at all.

Do you guys see how she plays this little role?

It's going to take the right person just to flip that switch, and it's either going to be good or bad. Either she's never going to joke around again or someone's going to turn her.

I want to hook her up with one. You know which one I'm talking about? Girl?

Yeah.

Bump them clams, baby.

Clam bumping, muff diving. Yeah.

I'm going to close up shop.

Oh, Don't sew it up. It's like a Venus fly trap.

It was like the iron curtains the other day.

When it opens, it's like, blah. But then when she gets all scared, it's like, Clams closed. No, not the predator mouth. Predator mouth, pussy.

Predator Puss? Not the predator puss. Can't do it. They had to send it in the DMs because... Oh, this is good. She said, My fiance, after six years of dating, we love a grand old spicy time in the bedroom. Our sex life is no boring. Well, after doing so much over the years, one day I was messing with him and I told him I wanted to eat his ass. Well, after months of joking around and fucking with him one night after a night out of drinking, he was like, Fine, go ahead if you really want. So I took my shot and did it after hounding him for a month. He had dried poop stuck in his hairy asshole, and it ended up in my mouth and out of pure... Hold on, I'm gagging. Fuck. Out of pure embarrassment for me and him, I just shut the fuck up and did my thing as nasty as that sounds, disgusting as a time, and wanted to bleach my face after, but we joke about it, and now I officially call him Dinglebury. Did she swallow it?

She said, I wanted to bleach my face after. Okay. All right, there's so much here to unpack. Men, if you're going to have somebody eat your ass, at least baby wipe the motherfucker. Give it a dude wipe. Give it a little wipey wipe with the dipey-dipe. Let's not have dodo balls encrusted in your fucking ass hairs and then make your fucking significant other have to eat that.

Can you imagine her spitting them out?

Bitch, kid.

When you Can you get a piece of pepper stuck in your teeth?

I could never. If there was dodo balls, I'm not doing it, dude. Hey, baby, let's have a shower and then eat his ass in the shower. There's a line that has to be done because you can get sick. Why don't you eat butt holes, though? Also, sir, wipe your butt hole better. Why not? Have you ever had your butt hole ate?

No, I don't like that.

Really? You don't like anything. You are so pretty.

That's where you shit, guys.

Tongue punch my fart box.

I mean, don't I'm not talking until you're trying.

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I recently joined your Patreon and went straight for top tier as I'm an all or nothing person, obsessive personality, maybe.

My question is, how in the world do you maintain all of these social media platforms and things you are involved in doing?

I'm sitting here a month in and thinking, damn, this is a lot. Also, what's the Utah timeline look like? B. Lawson. I love that. I love this because I try to tell everybody how much content we have on Patreon, and I don't think people realize. No. Whenever I do start putting shit on YouTube, I have years worth of shit that I can fucking put on YouTube, dude. Patreon is a testament of how hard we work. You guys don't really get to see it unless you're on our Patreon. There is so much shit on there.

It is crazy, dude.

We're talking back to 2020, right? 2020, yeah. Yeah, 2020.

So five years Going on five years of content.

That's crazy. Crazy. We started Patreon the same year that I started my OnlyFans.

Yeah, at the end of the year. You started OnlyFans in the beginning of the year, and then we started Patreon at the end of the year.

Yeah. Let's clarify to really quick. Everybody's like, Oh, my God, you were in the sex industry. You just retired a year ago. No. I retired from the sex industry five years ago. I have not had a sugar daddy in five years or fucking a client in five years. I started my OnlyFans in 2020, which only lasted two years. I only had my OnlyFans for two years, and I retired from sex work online in 2020. Yes.

No, not 2020. 2022.

2022. Sorry. I retired from sex work online in 2022. For everybody who's like, What's the timeline? How long have you been retired? I've been retired from that lifestyle for half a decade now. Yeah.

Even at the end of OF, you weren't actively working it like you were in the beginning. No.

The first year, I shot 200 movies, and I just recycled them the entire fucking... That's free game for you ladies, by the way.

Always stack content. That even goes for social media. I know they were asking about that. Just stack content. That's what you can't expect yourself to film all day, every day, throw some shit in the drafts, make a day of content, and you've got a week of content.

Double's wants to confess.

I have two baby daddies I would be lying if I said, I haven't thought of them doubling me down.

You want to take a trip to Paris?

. Why don't you ask them? I think ask them. I got to like it. Unless it's one of those things where it's like they don't like each other because they're both a baby daddy. But if they're cool, why wouldn't they? I'm all for the villain fantasies, man. I've never... Have you been with two dudes? Have you ever been to Eiffel Tower? No. It's never been one of my fantasies. It's too much dung. Where are you going to put that other- One is enough. Where are you going to put that other thing? Not the back door. I'm over stimulated, partner. Yeah. Like, get away. I'm busy. Just flap it while you're working on one. It's too much. I say ask the baby daddy's, man, what do you got to lose? They'll probably think you're insane, but at the same time- You might be a little awkward after. You'll plant the seed and they might give it to you for Christmas. Start at Halloween, Just make sure they use protection. Oh, God. Then you won't know whose baby it is. Okay. All right. That's a Maury show. That's a freaking Maury show. We'll see you on Maury.

Oh, I'm coming in hot.

Ready? Okay.

It better not be mine. I swear to God.

Oh, no. This was This was a private message. Okay, read it.

No, but I think, didn't we send it to Haley, too?

Oh, I only sent it to you.

Oh, my God. I can't wait to see Haley.

You told her. All right. And I cannot say this person's name because this has to stay private. I am sure.

It's so gross. This is good.

I'm hoping this is the correct way for a tell, but I must remain anonymous because I don't want to lose my job. I am a nurse who works in the operating room. We had a patient come in for a foreign object stuck in their rectum.

No, it on me.

And they had to have it surgically removed. The entire staff was aware that the foreign object was a vibrator, but once it was removed, I said, That's a honey bunny vibrator. So of course, I had to tell the entire OR staff all about you girls. The reason for this tell is because the patient asked for it back because they want to bring it to a meet and greet to get signed. Girls, please do not sign any vibrators. You literally have no idea where they've been.

Don't do that.

Don't ever do that.

Don't do that. I don't want your little Dukey stick, okay? Do not bring Dukey sticks to freaking... Was it in her butt or in her vagina? It was in her butt.

It It's in her butt.

How did she... Okay, I need to know how she got it up there.

You don't put anything in there that doesn't have to stop her. What did you say?

Send us a video.

Yeah. Oh, man. Do you remember the time we watched that girl shove a traffic cone inside of her? Yes. That was crazy.

Oh, in the tentacle? Yeah. Remember that one time you made me watch that guy?

We showed Jay, too.

Wait, what did the guy do?

You made me watch that dude back into the one that was suction cup to the wall.

Oh, is that the guy that sent it to me on my OnlyFans, and because I had to see it, I had to share it with you. What? Guys used to send me the weirdest shit on my OnlyFans. Sorry, Bessio. I know Bessio is going to fucking probably make us cut this, but I did have an OnlyFans in my former life, okay? And in the DM's, I don't know why guys thought it would turn me on, but they would send me videos of them backing into things. Oh, yeah. That's not my kink. If that's your kink, I love that for you. Go off shorty. But that's not my kink. And I was just, he was She said, If I had to see this, you have to see this.

Yeah.

But I didn't see this.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah. So ladies, please. I love you guys. I love all of your orifices, all of your holes.

I'll sign whatever you want me to sign, but I'm not signing something that's been in you, okay? I'll do the little carpaccio around your butt hole, whatever you want me to do, but not signing- What's the carpaccio? Not signing something that you had to have dislodged out of you.

Surgically.

Surgically.

Yeah. I mean, let's also talk. At least we know they work.

I hope she had a good time.

I mean, yeah. Did you like it? It was worth the money. Yeah. But- Our vibrator's work, ladies and gentlemen. Sex education. Don't put anything up there that doesn't have a stop for me. No, don't do that. Weren't they big? Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

She was going off.

I mean, did it just suck it in?

Well, what happens is one time, Tasha was using anal beads, and she'll tell you the story. She tells the story all the time. But she orgasmed while the anal beads were in her, and it sucked them right up. Yeah, they had to pull them out one by one. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Yeah, it was bad. I guess there's some like when your body, the muscles tense up, it just sucks whatever's in your hole in there. Like a vacuum. Yeah. I've never had it happen to me, but I've heard stories.