Transcript of #2434 - Kurt Metzger

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I was trying to get a John Lilley picture. It's John Lilley, Awareness Day.

Is the Carhartt- No. Specific time period appropriate? No?

It's supposed to be a boiler suit, but it didn't arrive.

What is a boiler suit? Like a cover Oh, like something would wear in the boiler room?

Yeah, but the best kind to get, I would have done a mashup. Now, see, here he's got a pleather jumpsuit. He's got a lot of great looks.

That guy was out there.

The two diamond studs. Oh, let me take off my John C. Lilley glasses. Yeah, he invented the isolation Goon tank. Oh, yeah. You go in there and Goon. It's like you're in space, dude.

My friend actually went in his tank and did with him before he went in his tank.

Who?

Todd McCormick.

What happened?

John Lilley shot him up with an intramuscular shot of ketamine before he went into the tank. He's like, This is what I do. You want to do it? He's like, Okay, sure.

John Lilley is like, Hey, do you want to watch my parents fucking to conceive me? I like to do that in this tank.

Let's go back in time.

I like to go into the fucking, what do they call that Buddhist thing where you go and watch your parents fuck?

Is that a real thing?

Yeah, in in this. I forget the afterlife, their whole mapping, the afterlife thing.

But can they do it with meditation or something? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, but they say- If you could choose to do that.

What? If you could go back in time and watch something, but only one thing, and that thing is your parents fucking. You could be back in 1976 or whenever it was you were born.

So what do I get out of that? Nothing. Just a research. Valuable research.

You only get one trip back in time. Everybody gets a trip back in time to see what it was like. But That's the only thing you get to see.

It sounds like Tibetan Buddhism, what you're describing to me. Pretty sure that's what... What do they call it when you go, the place you go to watch your parents fuck? Jamie, aren't you a Buddhist? The Bodak? It's not called that. How do you like that Nicki Minaj, huh? Really-what about her? We've been covering TP USA all week.

Okay, you're deep in the woods. I'm not. I stay out of that. It seems like-Why?

It's so great.

Because it seems like the right wing of this country is in some a weird gang war.

There never was a fucking United Right wing. It was a bunch of people needed some shit done that didn't get done, and now they're upset about it. The thought... Because here's the thing.

It's a bunch of people scrambling to be in control of the narrative, too.

The Polymarket dudes have some network. There's also, like the show I sold called The Cutout, they do these cutout things where it's like you pay a company to put Remember when Elon showed what countries all the tweets are coming from?

Right.

Okay. Why the fuck are Indians and Sri Lankans tweeting about Israel-Palestine shit? Right? Well, it's because there's these bounties they put up and you can get invited to a circle. Remember when you would show me those things people would get of like, Hey, say this shit and we'll give this money? Well, now there's a bounty system. It's on Jimmy's channel. It's fucking amazing. So a bunch of people that I would watch them just flip and say a thing like it's their job to say it. It was their job, but they're trying to hit a certain amount of engagement, and then you get 50 grand. I can't remember the name of the guy that pointed out, but it's really good fucking work. Wow. Shit, I should have looked up.

So it's not just bots.

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I just got paid to say that.

Well, it sounds like a fair... I thought it was very interesting and informative. I'd like to learn if you have a brochure.

How many people are doing that? This is the thing. The conversation conversation has always been like other countries are doing it, and then they have bots and fake accounts, which is definitely true as well. But it seems like also they're paying people to say things. There's a lot of people that seem like they're doing it like it's a job.

Me, assuming someone either is blackmailed or MKUltra is me being positive because really a lot of these people are just sacs of shit that are going for a bounty. If you are MKUltra, that's cooler than that, I think.

You think some of them can just justify that bounty, whatever country is paying it. Hey, they have their own rights.

It's specific billionaires and shit paying.

It works both ways, I'm sure. I'm sure a lot of the- Both ways with what? Anti-israel stuff, people being paid a bounty, don't you think? Don't you think there's certain people involved in that as well that are probably being paid.

It's from all around, right? That crime that got done in Gaza, and they're done now, so everybody can relax. They got it done. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's done. Watch the woman in the fincale scene. He'll explain it to you. That crime that's done Now, the reason that the frantic buying up of the media by the shadow president, Larry Ellison, is because they lost the next generation of trauma-controlled fucking mind slaves, because on TikTok, these psychopaths bragged about crimes they did to people. All the young Zoomies are on there, including in America, we were force-fed woke bullshit by the oligarchs who are now suddenly horrified because they didn't think it would blow back that their kids would absorb that crap. Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years? Israel. You can tell who's involved with the propaganda now because they have no concept of the sensitivities of these gender blobs that were made in this country. Now they lost the next generation. Now they're frantically buying TikTok. They're putting Barry Weiss in charge of That's going to work out great. I bet she's already out based on the town hall alone that we covered.

One of the worst things I've ever seen.

I didn't see it.

Well, you're lucky, but we covered all.

I'm trying to stay out of most of this stuff because every time I talk to you, I get dragged in and I get paranoid. It's quite an anxiety.

Oh, yeah. No, you could be killed. I mean, you saw what happened to Charlie Kirk. No, you easily could be killed. Yeah, I don't know.

Does Jimmy worry about that?

Jimmy got his phone hack with Pegasus that time. Yeah. He got the Bohemian Grove thing is hilarious. It's so funny because he could tell you he's one of 12 kids because he feels left out of shit still in a way with things. It's like, Why don't I go that thing? I'm like, Well, you got an opportunity. Then you brought that Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove. You know that Nixon quote? Yeah. He goes, You heard that quote, right? And they go, No, they did not heard it.

They did not.

Come on. And he said it, and then they didn't laugh. They didn't know what he loved.

Let's play the recording of Nixon saying it because it's even funny. Hey, we're back. Hey. We've got an issue. What happened? Two podcasts in a row. The podcast-It comes out for some reason. Yeah, we got a software glitch. What were we just talking about? It was an audio. Oh, the Nixon audio.

Oh, Nixon audio. Oh, yeah.

The sweet audio. But in his own voice, The fuggiest damn thing I've ever seen.

From time to time, I've been there. The San Francisco crowd.

I think there's always been places where dudes go to get their freak on. The Lost Nixon tapes. Here it is. During discussion with Hadelman and Kissinger about youth conference, annual youth conference, the subject turned to homosexuality and society.

As it always does.

You just give me some of this. I want to make sure it's the right one, though. I don't know if it is. I mean, every This says, Gays are born that way? No, this seems different. Well, Nixon was progressive. Gayser Born That Way.

He was a real lady.

You know the whole Nixon getting booted from the White House story, right? You know the Watergate story? How they said them?

Fake ass Bob Woodward? Yeah.

Oh, my God, how crazy is that?

Wow, your Navelintel, your first big break is the Watergate.

How crazy is that story?

It's a complete story. It's the template for all of the media for how long.

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Here it is.

President Richard..

Now, guess what?

From time to time. That quote, it's the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine.

You know, it's funny. Sir Cecil Rodes, he kept saying he wanted to make bundles of men, like a bundle of sticks of men in his round tables. That's odd. A bundle of sticks is, of course, a faggot. That's not the slur. But the goal of Cecil Rodes was to create secret fagots around the world.

Secret ones?

Yeah, bundles of men, fraternal organizations. The names don't matter if you're dumb group, whatever. Everybody's in a stupid fucking the Nights of the Order of Some Gay Shit, right? Skull and Bones. Yeah. Look, when he's saying the F slur like that, I don't think he just means A little bit of a man-on-man action. I think he's talking about the ceremonies and the dress-up.

Oh, yeah, the dress-up, the whole Renaissance fair thing.

Yeah, the owl thing. Never mind anything you heard they did, okay? That's just nonsense talk, but just the things you know they did.

The video that Alex Jones got. Why are they doing that? The video that Alex Jones got is, and he did it, by the way, back with Jon Ronson, back when Alex Jones wasn't radioactive. I know Jon Ronson. Yeah. Alex Jones and Jon Ronson sneak into Bohemian Grove. Alex Jones filmed them. Everybody was like, he's crazy. He's a kook. He's filming them doing this fucking wacky ceremony in front of Molek, the owl God.

No, it's not Molek.

It isn't? No. What is the owl?

First of all, from what I understand, Molek is a type of sacrifice, usually to Baal, which is like a rich band.

Well, I thought that owl, the big owl.

It was not Molek. Which one's owl?

Molek.

I've heard the owl's called Caer, that cremation of Caer. But it's supposed to be the Artemis Owl, is from what I understand. Or Athena. Athena, Artem, the same thing.

Doesn't have a specific name, but it's a symbol of Minerva, the Roman Goddess of Wisdom representing the club's values. That's what they say.

Yeah, the club's values are... Shut up. Whenever they say wisdom, that means magic shit.

Can you see an image of what that statue, large owl statue looks like?

Oh, they make a big deal about misidentifying it as Moloch.

Come on, man. That is weird as fuck. Okay, so what does Moloch look like? Just pull that up. Let's Let's find out what Molech looks like.

I think now they no longer think Molech was an actual God, and they think it was a type of sacrifice.

An ancient Christian... Oh, so Molech was like a bull.

That's Baal. I mean, there's a bunch of Baals. There's Baal, God, Baal Ammon.

Okay, but which is Molek and Baal connected? Because there are all these Molek pictures showing a bull.

Okay, so the sacrifice itself, from what I understand, and you probably somebody on that could correct it, but at this point, they think, Because it only says MLK in the original writing, so it's a type of sacrifice to the bull god. You understand? It's a Molek sacrifice. So you get material gain for your first born. That's a molech.

Oh, God. Look at this one.

I think that's what it is.

Look at this one. The statue of men that's stuffed with men.

What's the big deal? We do that. Tech people do that. Burning Man. We commemorate it. Can't rich old fruits have a burning man of their own?

They already do. It's called burning Man.

Yeah. It's called just Just blowing people up.

Canadiite deity associated in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice. It derives from combining the consonants of the Hebrew melech, king, and the vowels, bochet, shame, the later often being used in the Old Testament as a variant for the popular God Baal. So maybe they're calling it... Was he calling it Molek? Because that's how Alex Jones is referring to it. Was it because it was a child sacrifice?

Maybe. And also keep in mind, just because it's an owl, whatever. People that do goofy pagan shit. You got to think of it like, did he change in his name every time he does a crime? That's how these gods work. So it'll be like, no, his name's not that. It's this other thing. And you're like, wait. And so you can mix and match them. It's called alchemy. You could grind them in their constituents and mix and match them all kinds of great ways.

That being said, they're doing something weird. They're wearing robes, they're chanting, and they're carrying a bundle of sticks that's supposed to represent a body or something like that. And then they're going to talk Being an effigy. The whole thing is fucking bizarre. If somebody invited me to that, and then that's what we went and did, I would never hang out with them again. I'd be like, What the fuck is wrong with you people?

What if you have to make a decision to be a fucking mass murderer on the order of any mass murder they told you is bad? And so you need to cremate your care.

Or you want to sell natural gas and get that pipeline opened up.

Yeah, and I want to burn my dull care about the bad things I'm doing away because I can't not do it. I'll be killed.

Also, you want to be compromised because that's how you do business.

That's how I do business. That's how I met my dolphin wife, Shoshana Rothven. I know she looks young, but she's of age.

My favorite part about the Lily story is the experience that the lady was doing with the dolphins when she was living in the house with them and she had to jerk them off. Otherwise, they wouldn't pay attention. People found out about it and they shut the science down.

It made the dolphin more complete. Peter, he had a name show. It's Peter the Dolphin. He took his own life after.

He took his own life?

Peter the Dolphin killed himself. How did he do that? It's really dumb and obvious, but I didn't guess what it was.

Did he just inhale all the water?

Yeah, he just drowned himself. I thought he jumped out of the water. It's like a big fan or something. I couldn't figure out how they do it, but yeah, he just drowned.

Tied C4 to himself and just flipped over into the crowd.

Bruce has told me about how they would drain dolphin jihadis.

Oh, we had dolphin jihadis. We had dolphin kamikazis. We took dolphins. We were like, We love you. Hey, I'm going to just give you a little collar. Go find the Russians.

Let me tell you if you wanted to do more. Because I texted you some real Dolphin info.

You did?

I have permission.

The thing is, when you text me, you text me so much, I can't read it all. It's not possible.

Well, that's good because this is going to be a real treat for you to hear.

I like how you're still going with the old-school white background on your text.

Why? Do you think I should change it? No. All right.

Be you.

Is there a bad background? Okay, so they always say dolphins are a little amorous is the term they use in dolphin handling. I'm allowed to talk about this as long as I change the name of the person and the dolphin, I was told.

You did send me that. That's right.

Okay. Because I was like, they always say dolphins.

Don't say your friend's name, but tell the story because it's crazy.

Yeah. I always feel like they're smearing dolphins, like how we did to a great man, Sadam Hussein. Remember we smeared that guy and he was the best President of Iraq they've ever had.

What about Gaddafi?

I don't even want to bring that one up because that's really depressing.

That's a crazy one.

The most prosperous country in all of Africa.

Yeah.

Screwed up three other countries went on. Unreal. Yeah.

There's a great clip of Russell Crowe explaining all the things Gaddafi did on this podcast, explaining how we're supposed to think Gaddafi's the bad guy.

He's right. He's exactly right. Russell Crowe was dead on with that. Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm like, maybe dolphins are just another Gaddafi.

Gaddafi gave everyone free education. Everyone, when they reached a certain age, got a home. If you had a specific skill, they would send you to another university and pay for it wherever they had to send you.

Authoritarian.

Well, that, too. But so are we. Shut the fuck up. It's all pretend.

Well, I hate to bring it up, but ISIS is in charge of Syria now, even while morons will tell you that ISIS is attacking Christians in Nigeria. Listen. Is everybody retarded?

You're always a glass half empty. At least Netanyahu Who got a pardon.

Did he? From who?

Trump? Trump.

How could Trump pardon Netanyahu for... How does that work?

I don't know. You asked me. Okay. Someone should cue the America Fuck Yeah music right now.

We're bombing Venezuela, too, by the way.

Hey, dude, no disinformation. Drone bombing.

We're not even there. No, we got ground. We reported yesterday, we got ground people going in.

Oh, really? Netyahoo says, Trump can be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel Prize. Oh, Trump got a prize. The first- The first non-Israeli, announces, Trump will be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel Prize for tremendous contributions.

Yeah, well, they should give him a fucking prize.

Listen, you got to make deals. You want to make omelets? You got to crack a few eggs.

There's no omelet coming.

I'd like the prize. Nobody gets it. But Israelis, I want to be the first.

There's no omelet ever coming whenever someone says that.

What did he pardon Netanyahu for? I didn't know that Netanyahu was in trouble over here.

He was about to be overthrown before October seventh happened, and they tragically- But that's over there.

Let that go. But right here.

But what are we pardon him for here then? That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's right.

That's what I'm saying.

I wonder if there's anything in it blacked out in the Epstein thing. Didn't- That's a real insult, huh?

This is now the pardon has been... They're disputing it. Oh, they're arguing already. Israel's President denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is, quote, on its But he's not an American citizen, is he? Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Say that again. Say that statement again. That's the headline. Israel's President denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is on his way. What does that mean? Netanyahu denies saying that to Trump is what it sounds like. Doesn't it sound like that? Isaac Herzog. Oh, Isaac Herzog. Wait a minute. Oh, the Prime Minister. So they have a Prime Minister and a President. Okay. I'm so ignorant. Swiftly denied President Trump's claim on Monday that he had told US President he would pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. What is that saying? I think he will, Trump said, when asked if Netanyahu would get a pardon. How do you not? He's a wartime Prime Minister who's a hero. How do you not give a pardon?

Oh, wow. He's going to pull his ass out of the friar, too.

I think what he's saying is that he would get a pardon from the President of Israel. That's what I think he's saying. Yeah. Okay. This is why it's confusing to people.

Half of Israel hates that motherfucker, by the way, okay? And he was about to be overthrow.

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The IDF people were talking about the day… It's on Jimmy's show.

I'm asking you, so the people that don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

They won't believe me. They'll say John Lilley's a liar.

Why don't you say it?

They'll say John Lilley's a dolphin fucking liar.

No, they wouldn't say that. They wouldn't say that. What are you looking up?

We got into this because I was going to tell you the truth about dolphins. Okay. A Netanyahu like fish, mammoth.

Oh, the dolphin experience.

Because this is more important things than a measly genocide. Okay. I asked if they're just smaring dolphins, right? Right. She said, What they say about dolphin rape, it's true. All caps. They are very sexual animals and even masturbate. Young males can get very horny, and it's like they go into a trance. For some reason, they like knees. I was doing a program with a very nice family, and I saw Flippy, name changed, dropped to the lady's knees and start buzzing on them. That's echolocation. They'd say, Groom your knees with their echolocation abilities. So I'm like, fucking great. That's all caps. So I followed protocol and put myself in between the dolphin and the guests and asked them to get out of the water. So you understand there's a protocol in place for when Flippy starts echolocating your knees.

Oh, my God.

Flippy then starts circling me fast with his dick out, hooking my leg and dragging me into deep water. As he's doing it, it literally looks like the scene in Jaws where the shark's hitting the girl. She's like, whipping around, and she's jerking around, and you can't see what's happening under the water. Obviously, I'm fucking terrified, and I'm trying to play it off to the guests like everything is fine. So I'm laughing and saying, You know how dogs get a little rough when they play? That's what she's saying to the She's whipping like jaws like what? It's like a dog. Okay, that's protocol, by the way. So I guess good work. Then my shoes come off and so I'm floating and the guests try to get back in the water to get my shoes for me and I yell, No. Oh, my God. I managed to get away and walk out only mental scars. Thank God, all cabs. Thank God, I was wearing a wetsuit. I would have felt that slimy dick hooking my legs. It's like a Japanese anime hanging out with dolphins.

But you know what? Look, it's terrible, but they're prisoners, and they didn't do anything wrong. That's what's weird.

Yeah, well, no core would convict them. That's what I John C. Lilley.

They're just dolphins. Why are they in prison?

They're a lot like- They just got unlucky.

They're basically dolphin slaves.

Yeah, they're like the dogs of the sea, I think. I don't think they're like human intelligence. Sounds like they're like a little- They have a cerebral cortex that's 40% larger than a human beings.

They have language and dialects. We don't even understand what their language is, but they can understand ours. They can learn things.

Look, I'm trying to defend dolphins from the rape charges here.

If you want to say it's their fault. I see what you're saying. Well, do you know what else they do that's really awful? They kill the babies. Infanticide in dolphins is really common to the point that it makes dolphin females promiscuous because the female tries to mate with as many men as possible so that the men won't kill her babies because they don't know if it's theirs.

It's a real '60s animal. They do things their own way, the dolphins.

Yeah, man.

Hey, man, you don't get dolphins.

They just don't change their environment. So we don't think of them as intelligent, but they're fucking smart as shit.

Well, you know the thing of pushing people on the shore that are like, drowning?

That's bullshit.

No, they will, but it's not like they're saving you. It's like, Why don't you get your trash out of my space, please? I don't want sharks here, as well. Take your shit back.

Who was it that had that theory about sharks? And I think he's right. What? He was like, Sharks are not just targeting people because they're hungry. They're targeting people because they're pissed off the people in their water and they're getting in the way they're fishing. They're getting in the way they're eating seals. They're pissed off. They're not supposed to be there, so they just bite you. Like, get the fuck out of here. That's part of it.

A little nibble from a shark is probably a real strong message.

They just lost a lady in Santa Cruz, a triathlete. She was with a whole group of people that were swimming, and someone saw her get taken. Someone saw this shark breach the water with a human body in their mouth, and then she was gone. And then they just found her yesterday. But Santa Cruz, that whole coastline is filled with great Whites. There's great Whites all over the place out there. I think they breed outside of San Francisco.

I never surf, so I never-Fuck that. Yeah.

Fuck swimming in the ocean and rolling the dice that a monster just decided to just snap you in half.

It's just the worst way to get grabbed. I just like not in your environment.

It must be so terrible. You're so weak and slow there in the ocean. You're so helpless.

But you know what? Let's see a shark take me up here. I bet I could take him. That's what I'm saying. Not so tough.

Zero shark attacks on the shore. Remember that Saturday Night Live sketch, land shark? That was hilarious. It was so stupid. The shark would just knock on your door.

Hi. Land shark.

It was so silly. Saturday Night Live used to have some great sketches, man. It used to be so silly. I haven't watched it in forever.

You know what I wish I could find, and you can't get it, it's not up anywhere, but the one with Norm McDonald is Who's the most grizzled? It was Norm McDonald, that country singer, that Tom Segar always says, serial killer, who was very good in the sketch. Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks. It was like, Robert DuVall. It was just like a game show, and they have you give grizzled answers. It was funny as shit, dude. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's funny. Robert DuVall gave the most grizzled answer. Oh, you found it? Is this a real show? This is one of my favorite. Wow. No, I was trying to find it not even that long ago, dude.

Let me hear some of this. Can I hear it? That's great.

That's on Reddit?

That's very funny. That's a good sketch.

What's his name again? Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks. He's a man of a Million Faces. That's not Garth Brooks. Yeah, it was Garth Brooks. No. Am I wrong? That was Garth Brooks and Robert-Nah.

Was it?

Yeah, it was Garth Brooks.

Was it really? Garth Brooks in makeup?

Yeah. That was Garth Brooks? Yeah, you don't even recognize him.

That's crazy. I didn't recognize him at all. Let me see that again. Maybe that's how he kills people. He drives up like that, dude. That does not look like Garth Brooks. That's crazy.

It was a while ago.

He's bigger now. He's been enjoying that good life.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Do you know people are repeating Tom's idea, that joke, about Garth Brooks being a serial killer, as if it's true fact?

Yeah, well, it is the weirdest thing, but I would say, don't focus too much on one person having an alter ego. Nicki Minaj has that.

Yeah, but the Chris Gaines thing was nuts. In the middle of being the biggest superstar in country music, he decides he's going to be emo and wear a wig. Yeah, I remember. And change his name and let everybody know he's doing it.

At least Stephen King, when he wrote his Richard Bachman book.

The Bachman book? Yeah. At least he just said, Listen, I'm writing too many books for people to buy. I'm going to write them under a different name. That's how How crazy was it. That's what cocaine will do to you.

Yeah, yes, it will.

Those are the good days.

So I sent this to whatever. I was looking up. So have you ever heard when Nicki Minaj would talk about You just fucking fixated on Nicki Minaj. No, because of the alter ego thing.

Oh, she's got an alter ego?

Let me erase my skeleton. Yeah, his name Roman. Roman is a crazy boy who lives inside me, who says the things she doesn't want to say. He threaten people, and he's violent. I asked him to leave, but he can't. She also notes he was born just a few months ago and born out of rage. This is in 2010. His last name is Zolansky.

Roman Zolansky? An angry, outspoken, often homosexual British character who delivers raw, aggressive verses featured heavily in Pink Friday, Roman Reloaded.

Then the Harajuku Barbi, which is the doll thing. Hold up.

So these are her alter egos?

Yeah, no, but don't worry, they didn't MK Monarch shit.

Go up to the top again. This is Nicki Minaj. Okay. Yeah. Famously uses several alter egos with her most prominent being Roman Zolansky, a fiery, aggressive persona used for intense rap verses, and Harajuku Barbi, her softer pop-oriented side. But others include Martha Zalansky, Roman's mother, Zalansky, Chen Lee, nick Lewinsky, and Cookie, Each serving a different voice or purpose from therapy to explosive lyrical delivery.

Is she just fucking around, though?

Yeah, it's like how she writes.

You know how black people normally take the alter ego of a series of Polish, Lithuanian Jewish names. What are you talking about? Was she like Whoopy Goldberg? Oh. Roman Zolansky and his mother live in there. But that must be great in there.

Must be a party.

Zolansky. That's weird as It is weird. Oh, the one it says it was to help her cope with her traumatic childhood, the one personality. Which one? I don't know. It was on the thing.

The gay guy?

No, but there's more than that, even. Because you know how groch lies? You got to go groch. Did you look it up? You're like, No, I didn't. Can you go and do that, groch?

Yeah, I got perplexity to admit something that it didn't want to admit initially. I cited other sources and I said, Is this true? It about the temple of Tenochtitlan. It's attributed to the Aztecs, but if you ask the Aztecs, they said they found it. Is that what that means? No, it's not even... They don't even know. I think There's a term that they use for it.

But it was there when they got there, they said. I know that. I've heard of that.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a term, the way they describe it, it's very interesting because they describe it as the city of the gods or something like that, or the land where the gods... Oh, place where gods were born. So here's the crazy thing. I had heard this before, but I wanted to make sure it was true. There's a Spanish guy named Diego Durán, who is a chronicler, who said that they killed 80,000 people over a four-day ceremony.

They say, really, it's probably like 20,000.

Yeah, it's an exaggeration.

Wow, 20,000. That must have helped the smell.

And they just cut their hearts out to celebrate the fact that the temple was completed. Holy shit, man. But I didn't want to admit at first that they didn't build it. And then I had to cite these sources where they say that they didn't build it. They said they found it. And so then they wanted to make sure that they're attributing it to earlier people of the same nationality. You know what I'm saying? It got a little weird. And I realized, well, that's because it's drawing from all these sources that are online. It's drawing from all these academic work, all these books, all these- Sometimes it just gets us. Documentaries. Sometimes it'll do that. Some AI will do that.

I don't know if complexity does that. Remember when Sonny Austin quoted Seymour de Butts?

No.

Sonny Hostin, I think it's Seymour de Butts or some shit like that.

Isn't that a porn star, Seymour Butts?

No, de Butts. It was when Biden did all those pardons on his way out. She goes, Well, he pardoned his nephew or his brother-in-law, Seymour It was. Chatgpt had just made that up, so people were like...

Oh, that's hilarious.

Yeah, but she was a judge. Presided over child trafficking cases. Does that fill you with hope? Yeah, but- I bet that was good to have her in charge of something like that.

She just was probably Retired from a long day of hard work at The View and ChatGPT lied to her. Cut her some slack.

The point is this is why Jesus won't be an AI, because Jesus isn't a fucking liar that you got to tell to go back and look stuff up.

Eventually, he'll get it right.

Also, Jesus wouldn't be by a tech freak with a weird dick.

I think the AI is going to make Jesus. I don't think it's Jesus now.

I think it's going to make... Okay, if an AI makes Jesus, by the way, and this is just in lore. Again, I'm not Christian.

Yeah, in lore.

You know my religion, Christ, Penelope, which I disclosed to you.

I thought you're a Scientologist.

No, I'm a father of Christ Penelope, the guy that farts in your nostrils to get the thing out. Remember I told you? I notified you. I think you should be Penelope Christ, but whatever. Anyway, I'm sorry, I was thinking about Christ Penelope.

You forgot what we're talking about?

Yeah, I might need a healing from Penelope Christ.

What were we talking about?

Oh, yeah. So that would be automatically, that would be an antichrist. This is the guy that farts.

Farts in your face. He literally sits on your nose and farts.

Number one, it has to go in the nostrils, and he's very specific about that. Yeah.

Got to trust him, man.

Look at the Messiah.

Imagine if that really was the way, and the only thing that's holding you back is this. It looks so silly. But if that was like... I mean, there's weird things that people can and can't do, weird things animals can do. They could shoot poison, skonks shoot smell at people. Imagine if your farts contained just there was something about The biome of your own farts that it gets into someone's nostrils and it activates your DMT.

Well, I don't have to imagine because that's a real thing. His name is Penelope Christ. It's one of the most amazing Is that him?

Can we hear what he says? I don't even notice that. Who has saved Christ Penelope?

Sevenfold Holy Ministries.

I like what he's doing. He drinks that cran apple juice to get his farts tangy.

Is that what that is?

That's the secret? It's good for the farts. Yeah, it gives a little tang. I like the bank. Oh, he puts his bank up there.

Oh, nice. So I can't pay him through any of the normal services?

Send him some money. Wire transfer this man some money. Let him fart in your face. What if we had him on for a podcast? Would you let him fart in your face for money?

How much money? If he had a fee.

If he had a fee, let's say he's got a fee.

I'm not going to pay him more than 500 bucks.

No, but I mean to get him here. I'm sure he needs a travel fee as well.

Oh, Chris Penelope?

Yeah, he needs a travel fee. That guy.

My guess is he will owe you something high, and when you say no, it will drop significantly.

Okay. Will you negotiate for me? But you have to be honest about what that fart does for you. He's going to fart in your nose. We have to know.

I collect fart jars. I'm a rich man. I'm Netsy? Yeah, celebrity fart jars. I got an original scar, Joe, from the set of that Bill Murray movie.

There are girls out there that still fart in jars, right? Don't they?

Oh, Yeah, but I- That used to be a thing. That's the common mark. I only get the finest celebrity fart.

A celebrity fart jar.

Yeah, I got one of... I got a couple of good ones.

I was on a plane once, and I was flying to Europe, and it was a long flight overnight. It was one of those lie down flights. And Melanie Griffith was on the plane. And there was this big fat guy that was right alongside Melanie Griffith. So Melanie Griffith was lying down, sleeping. And the way these seats line up, they stagger. So her ass was right by, or his ass was right by her face. And this guy unloads. He healed her. He unloaded. And I'm like, When in life does a man get to fart one foot away from Melanie Griffith's face like that, where you literally have her right here. Here's the ass. There's just an aisle away, maybe two feet, two foot aisle away. Pretty narrow. And then he just opened up. Just opened up. I was riding, and I was awake, and I was like, Oh, good Lord. As soon as there's a fart on a plane, you always blame the fat guy. Yeah. Always. Especially when it's so convenient that his ass is right near her face.

Yes. I wouldn't take responsibility for it. I had an ex-girlfriend one time, years ago. We were at the supermarket. We were ringing up and there was some little kid, and this kid was standing directly behind her, right? I just look over and she's just gig. She would pretend she didn't fart ever, but then I knew she did.

She would fart on the kid?

I guess she couldn't hold it. But there's a kid sitting there like this in a lollypop, and I just saw her holding in a laugh. I'm like, You monster. Did you?

Why is she on his lollypop?

I go, Why do you like it? She couldn't hold it. Sometimes you You ever have not hold it?

You ever have shit in your pants and you think you're just going to not hold it?

Yeah.

If you have that when you're out, that's not nice. Then you get in a hot car and you got to sit there.

I was trying to pee and hold one in. My girlfriend was in the sink and I just farted and I went, No. She goes, Did you just yell? Did you just fart and yell, No? Because I didn't want it.

What's that guy doing? This is a different preacher. He's head banging. What's he doing? At the same church. Why is that guy dancing like that? You got healed? I think so. Imagine how annoying it must be when you know people are acting. When you go to church and people just put on there, I just got healed acting flop around.

Well, if you're going to a church where you're getting into that rolling around the ground and shit, everybody's going to feel like they got healed because you're doing a group hypnosis ritual.

Yeah, you're doing group mania. Look at this guy. He's throwing people to the ground, running through crowds. It's pretty entertaining, though. It'd be fun. But he's just getting a lot of attention, right? Maybe he believes it. Maybe it's real. You know what hypnosis is- Maybe it's real and we're being skeptical.

Steve Burns was there this weekend. What? You know Steve Steve Byrne. What? Steve Byrne was at the mothership. Steve Byrne?

Yeah. Okay. I didn't get... I wasn't wrong there, right?

I thought you were going to say he was at this event. Steve Byrne was getting healed. Steve Byrne. He was healed recently by Christ.

I couldn't understand the name you were saying. You We were so intent on getting to your point.

Because I forget if I don't get to it fast. I get it. I'm just going to forget it.

Steve Byrne was at the mothership.

I'm sitting in the green room and I look up. He's like some bit he does at the end. By the way, as long as I known him, he was always a very charismatic guy. Chicks always liked him. I asked him, Did you take a hypnosis class at all? No. He naturally does it. But I look up at the screen and he does his sausage party bit. It's not any hypnosis thing, but when I looked up, it's like a lady sitting in a chair and 10 guys and music and lights. I'm like, oh, what guy is going to start acting like a chicken or something? That's what it looked like. But I think he just does it unconsciously without even realizing what he's doing. Some people just got the voice.

Don't you think comedy is a hypnosis?

Yeah.

When you're in the zone, right? Or when you're in the audience.

If I'm in the zone, I did it to myself. Then I became the room. There's no way to... You can't really I wouldn't worry about somebody heckling or something because I'm in the room. What are you going to do? You know what I mean?

Don't you think you get it when you watch someone, too? If you watch someone great like a tel, if you're watching a tel and he's killing, you're locked into his brain.

Yeah, it's domain projection.

What?

Is that what it's called? Domain projection.

Domain projection. What is domain projection exactly?

So all that stupid occult shit that-Put that into perplexity, Jamie.

What is domain projection?

It's just some occult shit. It's a cult? Well, NLP. You know what NLP is?

Neuro-linguistic programming.

If you look on Wikipedia, it says it's a pseudoscience.

Is it?

Well, no. If it is, why does everybody use it nonstop all the time if it doesn't work? Why would they be using it on me all day long? And every time I turn on something and I go and I hear some fucking It's a edge phrase that I hate.

Do you think it's called a pseudoscience because they want to discredit it? This isn't what we were looking for, for an answer. Domain projection usually means mapping data or functions from one domain. So use it as, put in what is domain projection as an MK ultra?

Well, I'm not saying that's some phrase from it. I'm just saying what the nuts and bolts of it is.

I want to know what happens when you say that. What to...

Put it in four.

A mind control tool used by MKUltra.

Yeah, that's not what they are. Let's see what it says.

You trauma is the one for that. We might find something.

Oh, God. They did do it?

Domain projection is not a documented MKUltra term. Okay. Domain projection appears in technical fields, software engineering. Searches of MKUltra. Yeah. Okay. So it doesn't say anything about domain projection as a form of mind control.

Yeah, I wouldn't. Well, it's just if you got a show and you're controlling, it's crowd control in a way.

Right. But it does... Okay.

So how do I dress up for how I want to control you? That's how people think when they do whatever, like a pickup artist or a conman or maybe a magician. That's like a close-up magic or something. They got to bring you into their reality with whatever they're doing. So whatever gets people there. Or you'll hear about gurus where there's that guy, that weird cult that's deep inside Google from that weird gay guy, and people come in the room and his light would be gold around him. What? Yeah, you never heard of this?

This is what Kurt does. He tells you about something crazy, and he goes, You never heard of that?

You don't know? Oh, you got me with the good one with that guy from the Sentinel I didn't know they had a... Is that why they're not that cool of guests?

Yeah, Maurice Vidal-Portman.

So you tell me another explorer, yet another explorer, found a land of kids where they could do weird shit with kids.

Well, not just kids, guys. He would dress guys up like Roman soldiers, and he would measure their testicles. That's just science. One of his quotes was describing one of them. They had testicles the size of a sparrow's egg. The way he's talking about it, it was like this lovingly, eccentric, homosexual fascination with these islanders.

Get them right in here.

So he gave a bunch of them diseases. A few people died. He kidnapped these kids. I think he kidnapped a kid and their parents or their grandparents. And the grandparents got sick because they all had cooties. And so they wind up dying. And so then any time someone showed up, there's only 39 of these fucking people on this island. So they have this story in their spoken word tradition. They don't even have a written history. So the story of white people show up, start measuring your dicks, and everybody dies. That's their story. So anytime someone pulls up with a Bible, this is the reason why they want to kill them. That's why you can't show up on that island.

It sounds like an alien abduction story. It's just like that. It's the same thing. Their ET is a much darker thing.

It's the same thing. It's from an alien civilization. You show up in these wooden boats to people that were stranded on an island for 60,000 years.

Imagine, that's why I understand Peter the Dolphin. I always say take it because imagine you just have flippers. You never knew what you were missing. And then a beautiful alien just jerks you off every day, and then it stops.

Imagine someone puts you in a fucking cage for no reason and keeps you there your whole life, and you're horny all the time, and you don't even have hands. So what are you going to do?

I hope for a co-head to descend into your- You're going to echolocate some knees. Yeah, to use her knees.

You don't even have a female dolphin in there? That's crazy. It's like they didn't do anything. One day, we're going to realize how smart dolphins and we're going to feel real bad about keeping them captive.

We don't feel bad about all the people we blew up, so I doubt the Dolphin Awakening will...

I do. Awaken will-I don't mean to- Some people do. Some people feel bad about the people that the United States blows up.

Well, we only have school. I always like to bring up public school, kindergarten, because 70% of guys didn't want to pull the trigger in battle, and that had to be fixed with the Prussian system, which is why it's called Kindergarten, the Prussian word, to get you away from mommy at age five instead of age six.

And they could teach you about war.

Well, they The state can get a foothold.

They can teach about everything. Yeah. They can design the way- It's not just that.

It's an industry.

Right. Well, that's all. I mean, indoctrination of children is a real thing. That's why when people scoff at it being used for trans indoctrination, why would anybody do that?

Stop.

To neuter your kids. They do that to try to get you on an Android phone. People try to indoctrinate you with everything. Everything that's ever existed, people try to get you to do.

Well, that's why sigils and brands are so important.

Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. They try to get you to wear what they're wearing. They try to get you to do what they're doing.

Well, you also it helps if you have a few gatekeepers. I can't remember the guy's name, but there's one guy who... The reason he's the guy is because the investments he picks payoff, I guess, in the art world. He's some famous, where he's been around forever, and I'm sure he's some hack and whatever. But why are these people installed there? We already know that Rothko and all the modern art, the American abstract modern art, was launched by the CIA through a cut-out. That's right. That's public record. So you think they stopped at that? You don't think they got involved in all the arts?

Well, they definitely got involved in that because the Soviet art was so valuable. Soviet art was more skillful, and they tried to prop up America. Like Jackson Pollack. That's one of them that they connect to being, which when you look at the Jackson Pollack artwork that's worth fucking millions of dollars, no disrespect to anybody who's a fan, but shut the fuck up. Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up. It's splatter. The idea that all this one guy knew how to splatter better than anybody splattered. I mean, there's nothing wrong with splattering paint. A lot of people do it.

From fractals, no one could ever recreate. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. There's modern There's some hard things I'll look at and I'll be like, Oh, I like it or I don't like it. But the thing with it is, it's not that there's no... I'm not saying there's no art to it. It's just why does one thing become a thing and one doesn't? There's gatekeepers.

For sure. Because it's all about the names, who's got the work, whether that work is valued very high. What is that guy in Manhattan? We showed a photo of this painting that he had. It's worth $100 million. It's fucking insane. It looks like nothing.

Well, usually, de Kooning is the one everybody trashes the most because he has a factory of people making it.

Oh, I don't know if that's that one. This guy had a large painting by this guy, and it was insanely valuable. I don't remember the real price. It might have been 50 million, whatever it was. But you're looking at it, you're like, What the fuck are you even talking What are you talking about? How is that worth anything? Well, maybe it's worth something. I'd give you a couple of hundred for it.

Oh, this? Who is it?

I have no idea. What's that one? I just pulled something up. That's a simple- Record auction price for Barnet Newman. For real? Is that real? Two blue squares. That's real? So much go to jail.

Do the guys come with it? 43.

8 million for two blue squares. See, this is just proof that just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. Just because you've figured out how to throw your entire life at acquiring numbers, it doesn't mean you're even remotely intelligent.

Well, it depends what value you have stored in that, I guess.

No, you don't have to depend. That one's great, though. That's only 165 million. That's a bargain. She gave it away, though. Look at that. Look at that fucking painting. She paid 168 million.

I do like that.

That lady is involved in- That's what art is at the end of the day.

That is a money laundering scheme.

That is completely insane. That is completely insane. That that's $165 million. That is completely, utterly, totally insane. There's no way you could look at that and go, I get it.

Dude, NFTs, they were selling right and left for a while.

They're worth a dollar now.

No, I know. But because there's some item there, you could still store your value in it.

Well, that probably when she gave it away. Well, it's probably an awesome tax write-off. If you have 165 million bucks, if you got that money, she's probably worth billions.

Baseball cards for the ultra wealthy is how I look at it, or Pokémon cards for old rich people. That's what they are. They're like baseball cards.

I looked up all the wealthiest people in the world last night. I looked up the wealthiest women in the world. It's all inheritance. The top ones, it's all like these families.

Well, they're not going to tell you who's a trillionaire, right? They're going to pretend we don't have those.

Well, they don't have to be public. See, that's the thing. Those are oligarchs, right? Yeah. Those are people that are a part of these royal families that are getting that oil money. They don't have to tell you jack shit. No, they don't. They probably mock Elon Musk's wealth.

Of course. Every time somebody goes, he's the richest man in the world, I go, do you think you get to know who that is? You think they're going to tell you in Forbes, the richest man in the world is like, tell everyone, that's me.

Well, other countries do not have to disclose because they're not paying taxes to anyone. They literally own the country. These royal families own the country.

The whole country is my house, motherfucker.

Just think of the amount of money that's missing in this country. Just in fraud, right? There's trillions of dollars.

Every 10 years, you get 2 trillion. They can't account There's always trillions of dollars in fraud.

There's trillions of dollars in waste. Just that. Now, imagine if you own the whole country, how much money do you have? There's no way you don't have trillions.

You have it stored all over and then- Oh, everywhere.

All over the world, you're You're buying real estate in Manhattan. You're buying those crazy sky rises that are all three quarters empty.

My buddy Eric Hecker, the guy, he was in Antarctica. The guy worked at the Raytheon. Oh, you know that guy? Yeah.

Okay. I saw that guy on Sean Ryan show, and I was like, Wait, what is going on?

That's where I first saw him.

It's a neutrino detector that's also a direct energy weapon that can make earthquakes.

I was already aware of an ice cube neutrino detector because I just like looking up science shit. And neutrinos are wacky. So when I first heard of it, they had built this detector in Antarctica. They didn't mention it's Raytheon, but that's who built it.

Neutrinos are passing through us all the time.

Almost massless particles. The thing is, they all come from space, but for some reason, anomalously, neutrinos seem to be coming out of the Earth at that part in Antarctica. It was the big mainstream science mystery that the neutrino detector is going to find. But anyway, he started saying you could use neutrinos for all kinds of shit, like FTL communications if you had to. What is FTL? Faster than light communications through entanglement. You could deal with neutrinos.

You could send information through neutrinos?

Now look, I'm a dolphin expert, not a neutrino expert. So I want to make that clear. I get a couple of claws in me. I talk dolphins. A couple of the claws. But he had no seeing an alien stories or something. No. Also, he could explain his scientific to you. But I already think it's a weapon because I already know what harp is. All the things they told you are not that is a fucking lie. I mean, it's just a lie. There's a treaty to not use weather weapons from '75. Why? Because they had those. You don't make a treaty unless you have those weapons. There's no nuclear treaty before nuke, right? Right.

Yeah, good point.

We used it in Nam. Iran accused W of using weather weapons on them. Really? Yeah, on my dinner jacket. Remember that guy? The guy who wear that?

He accused them of using weather weapons?

They had a drought. Anyway, with ELAF ways- He accused them of starting the drought. Yeah. See, control is maybe a misnomer. It's like how people talk about a controlled burn. I asked my girl's brother's a fireman, an outdoor fireman. He goes, We don't call it a controlled burn because we really only control it at the point where we set it. I go, What? Because we call it a prescribed burn. Oh, boy. So they can prescribe weather. Let's put it that way. You could stimulate a thing and get certain effects, and it's all like ELF waves and shit.

Well, didn't Dubai just have another fucking flood?

And from over geo engineering, and they banned people from taking video of it at the time. It was a big embarrassment.

But they just had another one. It was a recent one.

Oh, well, I don't know if that's Yeah.

Because I heard some people talking about it, or I saw some people.

But all extra... What are they called? Elf waves? You could do all kinds of stuff with those waves.

Right, but cloud seeding is 100% real. Of course. They cloud seed in the United Arab Emirates, I believe. I believe they do that every week. I think they make it rain there every week in more ways than one. You know what I'm saying? But they make it actually rain there. They actually make it rain there once a week.

Remember the kid with the mullet, they blamed the Mystic camp drowning here in Texas when the flood happened? Yes. It wasn't that kid He got set up. He got hung out to dry like it was on him. But no, nothing he did. And Jesse Michael is right. He was right. He told me, and he was dead right. Whatever caused that was something so much more sinister, and that kid was like his easy guy.

So what do you think that that was manmade weather that caused that storm?

Dude, I came with the guy's name. At the time on Jimmy's show, the dude came on and explained exactly what it was and the loophole that led them because there's a treaty, so I assume they just violated. But no, there's actually a loophole to test this shit out here. It's so fucked, dude. It's so fucked. You already notice.

What evidence does this guy have that they created that storm? Because I thought they had been tracking that storm. I thought this was a conversion.

I'm not saying he said they created it, but- But hold on.

I thought it was a conversion purgence of two storms that was very rare, and it caused this flash flood.

I don't remember his details. I just know I feel at this point, especially if that Epstein shit, that they should have to prove they're not guilty.

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Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp. Com/jre. That's better, H-E-L-P. Com/jre. Hold on. Yeah, sure. But also, storms are real. Like, Katrina. There's always been fucking actual real hurricanes.

But the climate change shit is not real. That's been a lie the whole time.

A study published in World Weather Attribution Group found the global warming caused by HACCP, fossil fuel emissions most likely exacerbated the intense rains that lashed the UAE and Oman last year. But this isn't last year. This is from the recent thing you just asked about from two weeks ago. Oh, okay. Two weeks ago, there was a flood, right? Yeah, it wasn't as bad as the one before, but there was. Okay. This was two weeks ago? Is that the two weeks ago one? Yes. That's still fucking bad.

Bill Gates has already walked away from climate change. You saw that, right?

I did. Hilarious.

They've been lying to you for how long about that bullshit?

Okay, here it is. The downpour worsened by a lack of storm drains hobbled Dubai Airport, the world's busiest hub for international passengers. They're saying it's climate change that's causing it to rain more?

There's my proof that it's not that.

But here's the thing. They absolutely do cloud seed. Why don't you search that? Put that into perplexity.

Geoengineering is the term you want to find.

Put it into perplexity. Does the United Arab Emirates cloud seed to make artificial rain? It's not artificial, it's real rain. It's just their force rain. What's the word? Whatever. Search that. You'll find it, Jamie. They absolutely do do that. Cloud seeding is widely used in the UAE to enhance natural rainfall, but it only works when suitable clouds already exist and typically increases rain by perhaps 10 to 30%, not by creating storms from nothing. The UAE runs one of the world's most active research-driven rain enhancement programs using aircraft, ground generators, and experimental methods like drones and electric charging to boost water security. They're just doing it a bunch of different ways over there. Blaming it on climate change when they are 100% making it rain there all the time is bananas. It's bananas. You don't even know what the fucking weather would be like if they didn't do it, if they're doing it all the If they're doing it all the time, you literally don't have a control group.

Do you remember chemtrails? The thing that was a stupid people thought was a real thing, but it was a conspiracy? It turns out that that was real, and it's called geo-engineering. They did the thing they always do, a change in the name of the thing to not admit it.

That's true, but a lot of the trails that you see in the sky that look like artificial clouds are just created because of condensation in the atmosphere, the moisture in the atmosphere, hitting the hot jet engine, an incredibly cold It literally creates clouds.

But it should be all of them. There shouldn't even be 20% of the time you're spraying shit. We already know they spray shit on people.

I don't think it's that many. But they definitely do spray shit. That's the problem. The problem is when everybody thinks that every fucking Southwest airline is spraying things to keep everybody docile. The problem is that's easily disproveable. And what you do is you open the door that allows them to do the real shit. So what you got to recognize is what a regular plane How do you open the door? Because if you think that every fucking American Airlines flight overhead that's making artificial clouds is doing it because they're spraying things on you, that's easily disproven. And then that... I don't think everyone- But hold on. That makes all the other stuff seem silly, too. Because I think they probably are spraying some things with some planes. There's real data that shows that they've tried that and practiced that.

Here's my favorite one that I told you, the stratosphere atmosphere. What is it? It's called Satan. In England, they're going to-Yeah, that one. Search that one. The geoengineering England. Because to fight climate change, we're going to-We're going to call it Satan.

We're going to dim the atmosphere.

You know how too much sunlight gets to England?

Yeah, it's really bad.

That's where we're getting all that climate change from England's- A lot of burns. Too sunny.

A lot of burns. Causes fires.

These boar swamp people are going to be fucking... Then to call it Satan, are you just like, what the fuck you?

They're going to make Mordor. It's going to literally look like Mordor. It's It's going to be black skies. Where does Sauron live?

It's going to be on Highlander 2, where we learn not to do this.

Where does Sauron live? Mordor. Yeah, Mordor. Satan is the name of the tiny UK balloon experiment that released very small amount of sulfur dioxide. I literally Satan, smells like sulfur. Sulfur dioxide in the stratosphere over England as a proof of concept for solo geo engineering, not a large scale ongoing weather modification program. It has nonetheless become a focus ofConspiracy claims. Oh, I wonder how. Uk geoengineering and weather control. How funny is that? It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geo engineering and weather control. How funny is that? It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geo engineering. So them actually doing geoengineering has become a focus of online conspiracy claims about geoengineering.

What a strange thing to put a balloon called Satan that sprays sulfur on. I love how they gaslight you in these fucking things. Oh, It's not a big deal. Nicki Minaj just has a great sense of showmanship.

Satan was not a part of a major UK development program. It was led by a private researcher. In later UK funding, Announcements for Solo geo engineering, research focused on other small scale outdoor trials. Example, sea ice thickening, cloud brightening with formal oversight. So they're doing sea ice thickening?

Okay, so let me translate. The The stuff has already been developed militarily.

These motherfuckers are trying to make an ice age.

They're doing sea ice thickening. The ice is coming back. You know the ice is coming back? I know. Yeah, that's weird. I was told there was going to be, Oh, the coral reefs came back. There's more rainforest than there's ever been. Did you know that?

We're in this procession of the equinoxis thing, right? What's that? What is the procession of the equinoxis? It's like every 20 something thousand years, the Earth doesn't just spin, right? It spins with a wobble. And that wobble is called the procession of the equinoxis. When they look at some of the ancient sites in Egypt and different places where the sun at the summer solstice would have come through this, and they use that to determine around the time period when it was built. It's a theory, at least, because they know that the sky moves and that they had tracked this. The ancients had tracked this, the procession of the oasis, the wobble space. Does this have to do with- But this is the thing. It means during the wobble is when the Earth gets colder and warmer, and colder and warmer, depending on where you are in the wobble cycle. So the equator stays the same, which is why there's all these ancient sites on the equator. The Mayans and the Aztecs and all these incredible civilizations, they existed in a place where it didn't fuck it up too much. Whereas everything else, it's like, Ice Age, then it gets hot.

Ice Age, then it gets hot.

I thought we were in technically an Ice Age for the last however long because there normally, historically weren't ice caps. So we're still technically in an Ice Age. As far as I know, if you look it up, that's what they'll tell you.

I think that's true. I That's true. I think it has gotten warmer and it has gotten colder. But I think technically we're in a nice age.

I'm still a little bitter about it because I used to get... I could think of, I told you three or four things on top of my head where I went to bed like, Oh, no.

These fucking egg heads that are talking about spraying things in the sky freaks me out, though, because the scariest thing that could ever happen to us is a nice age. Because you can't go anywhere warm. See? If it gets hot out, you move to the north. That's what people have done from the fucking beginning of time. We're like, We're here. We're staying here forever. No, if the ocean rises, you have to leave. If people didn't ever exist, the oceans moved back and forth fucking thousands of miles. It's going to move. You're going to have earthquakes. You're going to have things change and shift.

You know how I plot it by? If Obama builds oceanfront property or not, that's my guidance.

All of them. They all buy oceanfront property.

The insurance ever changed on it. It's been bullshit the whole time. There's still people that are like, No, you're doing it. They've invested everything in it.

They've They have cats, and they live alone. There's a lot of that. A lot of people are taking care of the Earth like it's their kids because they don't have any kids.

Can I tell you a crackpot theory I have, and I know it's hard to believe as a respected dolphin scientist? I think that- That's what they love. Oh, he had one. It looks like in the video of John C. Lilley, he had one. He had one skeleton glove? Yeah, like this.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't know. The Goon tank told him to do it, and he did it. The guy is a fucking nut. The guy was involved in bad shit. He wasn't going to Good. Project Blue Beam, you always hear about with the fake alien invasion they were planning on in the '70s. Which, by the way, was not supposed to be a fake alien invasion. It was supposed to be a fake religious event that could be an alien invasion, but it wasn't necessarily that.

Oh, okay.

Even if they did or didn't do it, there's another project to get... I think that this whole bullshit of climate change and the thing of maybe you're the alien and you don't belong here on the Earth, right? I think that's a smarter play to do than Blue Beam is to get this GEA cult started where the Earth's more important than you, the human living here. You're probably not even from... You probably came from other planet here, from some pan-spermia. Then when you hear any of these stupid alien stories, this is how I know they're a fake one from some dark entity, is they always tell you about how humans are so warlike. If humans don't change their ways, you know, assholes, nobody wants to go to war. 70% of A hundred people didn't want to even pull the trigger. That's why we have kindergarten. Why aren't you going to our leaders and thumb their assholes and telling them this shit? Why do you do it to some farmer? That's the suspicion. Whenever I hear that fucking GEA Earth shit, I think that's what Blue Beam actually manifested as. Because it all comes in the '90s, and they're all connected to Epstein, all the greats.

What's his name? Leon Black, that fuck. You know who that is? No. He's an Epstein pal. All these assholes. I mean, you could find this shit pretty easy. But that's where this came from, where it's like, you're a guest on this planet. And then they go, Oh, humans are destroying everything. We're not in charge of that, motherfucker. I'm not putting Satan up in the sky to spray sulfonyl dioxide. I'm not starting wars for no fucking reason. Everybody voted for Trump to not have a war in Venezuela. I know that. Nobody voted, so they're like, We got to... No fentanyl. That's a lie. I don't know what idiot thinks fentanyl coming from Venezuela, but only liars and morons think that. If I'm wrong, can we see the evidence? We saw the video of you murdering those people. I just got to take your word for it. That oily-haired, Fuck Pete Hegset with his weirdo Catholic and Templer night tattoos. He's got fucking Dan Brown cuckoo tattoos. They're not Nazi. They're fucking Nights of fucking Saint Buttfuck, whatever the fuck he's in.

I saw that same symbol in a Catholic church.

Yeah, their old crusader shit. Just so you know, Templars were not good guys. They were real fucked. In fact, it's a real ditty party.

We're going on a long, secruus route. What did you say initially before that?

Venezuela. Why? Everybody's going to war.

Here's the thing. One of the remains of the boat just showed up. They just found it and it has marijuana in it.

You know what? I stand corrected then. Sorry, Joe.

But no. I'm saying to prove your point.

They almost had marijuana.

No, I think that's true. See if that was something that was in the news today.

They call it war crime. Nobody declared war. It was just a crime to do that. If you had evidence, remember the- What I'm getting to is it would be nice if they had one that showed there's even cocaine.

Because if they have one and the only one they have is marijuana. Grim evidence of Trump's airstrike washes ashore on a Columbian peninsula. First came the scorch boat, then the mangled bodies, then the packets with traces of marijuana. Now the fishermen fear the ocean that feeds them.

Yeah, no shit. That's another bullshit.

Okay, but this is... They were just bringing in marijuana. They were trying to smuggle in marijuana.

To Columbia?

No, wherever they were going. I don't know where they were going.

Venezuela is not where we're getting our drugs from, just so everybody knows that.

Was this in Colombia?

Or was this in Venezuela? Yeah, they found it in Colombia. It washed up in Colombia.

Right, but the boat was in Venezuela? Where was the boat headed to? The Gulf of Venezuela, which is right next to Colombia. So where are these boats supposedly going with this cocaine that we're blowing them up?

Okay, they said fentanyl. Now they're saying cocaine.

Okay, say fentanyl. Where are the boats going? We're blowing them up.

That's top secret, Joe.

But you know what I'm saying? If they're supposed to be smuggling these drugs, where are they supposed to be smuggling them to? Campaign against boats that the Trump administration claims are smuggling drugs has shifted largely to the Pacific since November. The November sixth strike on the... How do you say that? Guajira? Guajira Peninsula? Guajira. I don't know. Took place during an earlier phase when the campaign seemed to be aimed at Venezuelan rather than Colombian vessels. So this one was in Colombia at a Colombian vessel. But it turned out that it was marijuana. At least one of the packets that they found was marijuana, right?

Mm-hmm. Oh, that's right. They want Nicholas. So Trump said, You have to leave office or and then they started doing this. That's what's going on.

Okay. So do you think that... Well, listen, most corrupt organizations are going to take part in whatever money gets flowed around. It's not like these drug dealers are operating with complete immunity. I would imagine if you're in a country like Venezuela, if it is a corrupt country, you're paying people off. People are getting a percentage of the action.

Why the fuck do I care about anything in Venezuela? Oh, that's right. They have Oh, that's right. Oil. By the way, he stole oil tankers. Also, and this is where I can't support Maduro, and I'm sorry, Maduro, this is where you fucked up. He doesn't fucking support Israel, this son of a bitch. Did he say that publicly? Oh, yes. He said the thing that Charlie said before he died, the ethnic cleansing. Anyway, originally, remember Juan Guido, who was when Trump did his State of the Union and Nancy Pelosi, tore his speech in half? Yes. Okay. Here's what she didn't... That was, oh, what a statement. But when it came to Trump going, and now the rightful ruler of Venezuela, Juan Guido. This guy, Juan Guido, who, by the way, is not the rightful ruler of Venezuela. All Democrats and Republicans are all unified on how great Juan Guido is. Okay, so nothing comes to him.

It's the oil deal.

Yeah, then about, I don't want to say a year later or so, Aaron Mathe is hosting for Jimmy, and we play a clip of Juan Guido in Venezuela. He moved back to Venezuela. And Venezuela didn't put him in jail or nothing. And you see people in a restaurant throwing shit at him because they hate his fucking guts. But he's free to live there and not in prison because they're smart and not to do nothing with it. So now there's a new person, some check- Wait a minute.

What was he accused of?

Well, he claimed he was the real president, and he was working with America to overthrow the guy they elected, which was- Oh, okay. You know, all that guy.

He claimed he was the real president. So they're claiming it was a rigged election.

That's They've been claiming Venezuela has fake elections, but I don't think they do. I think you're, first of all, driving them closer to Maduro. If you don't like him, they don't like America. I don't know if you know, I know people think we gave a lot of help around the world, but no, it turns out we fucked everybody's country up, and they don't like us for a very good reason. When you tell somebody their president's an authoritarian, get your booster. Fucking, fuck you, authoritarian. Those people get mad. When you meet people in Venezuela, which I for years, they would go, Fuck Chávez. Now, Chávez didn't take over in a coup. He's one of those guys, I think, attempted a coup and then went to jail and then got elected. I believe that's the story. But he got elected. He was going to nationalize. You know the first thing a terrible dictator does is nationalize their oil and not let our... If you call Iran's crime, because they had a democracy, the guy said, We're going to keep our fucking oil and not give it to England. And so got rid of him, put the Shah.

Exactly. You know who installed the Ayatollah? That was the Jimmy Carter years. That was the trilaterals. So Rockefeller. The West installed the fucking Ayatollah as well. Okay? That's a, by the way, public right? You can go look that up. So now I'm supposed to be mad at these regimes that my own dips shit country with their dips shit post-World War II cunt allies, put these people here. I still want somebody to explain to me how the fuck the leader of ISIS can walk in the White House and shake Trump's and they're still imbeciles, and you know them, they're still Republican imbeciles who are going to say, Isis is killing Christians in Nigeria. What about that? Can we ask our friend, the head of Isis, to ask them to stop? You fucking jerk off. When I tweet this, and they're all stock puppets and whatever, they go, Well, he won a war. That's how it works. Always have some Israeli flag explaining to me that's how winning a war... The guy from Isis? Aren't they anti-Semitic, I thought, Isis? Well, they never attacked Israel. Oh, they did once and then apologized. Do you know that?

No. When?

During the Syria conflict. Oh, and also the IDF would patch up ISIS soldiers in Syria. Do you know that? I found that out. Ron Jimmy show. It's amazing the shit you find out, and you realize no one knows a goddamn thing about anything. Then how easy it is. When you see the head of a guy who, John Carriacu also told me, very high chance, was there in the Daniel Pearl be heading video. Really? He's a founding member. If you watch a video of Petraeus sucking his dick on stage, Petraeus goes, Now, full disclosure, we were opposite sides during the surge. You know the Insurgent, ISIS, period? Yeah. That's who that guy is, and they're talking like their old friends. Whoa. Nobody knows that? Yeah. His name has been changed just like a Bibi fucking Bilbo, not a Jew who. Look at him now. He changed his name. He doesn't dress like this. He wears a suit. That's crazy. Yo, shut up about Isis. If Trump shaking his... Is everybody like...

Hold on, go back to Trump's quote about him. Trump said, He had a rough past, but added, We've all had a rough past.

Yeah, ain't that the truth, brother? Ain't that the truth?

But just imagine if that guy was really in the Daniel Pearl beheading video.

I'm pretty sure he was.

And he had a rough past.

Hey, oh, that's right. We made all these terrorist groups.

We've all had a rough past.

Well, some of us were programmed.

Doesn't Patricia Christ or whatever religion you are a part of, doesn't it allow for forgiveness?

Penelope Christ does, but since we've done this show, I'm with the Patricia Christ. Patricia Christ? Yeah. Dan Soter's mom started a cult.

Don't they allow for forgiveness? We've all had a rough past.

Well, that's why I forgive ISIS, because I don't approve of their anti-Semitic rhetoric, and you know that. Neither does my wife show Shoshana Rothen. But credit where creditors do, they have never attacked Israel. Al Qaeda and ISIS, the two most anti-Semitic mad about Israel terror groups. You'd think they would because it's right there before you come here. But no, they just attack us, which when you think about it, makes no fucking sense as a plan, does it?

Not right now. I'll have to think about it later.

It never did. If you had told me, dude, after 9/11, and people did, people were like, Why are we going to Iraq? That doesn't really make any fucking sense at all. You know what I said? Shut up. That's all I said. You know? Even though that's a great point, why did we go there?

Yeah, no reason. I used to have a bit about it. You don't know how dumb people are until you have a dumb president.

Oh, well, I think he was a Manchurian candidate. The reason we went there is a thing called the Greater Israel Project. When you see Wesley Clark talking about the map, remember they said no war for oil? We didn't get no oil out of that. In fact, most oil companies said, Don't do it, except Halliburton, the oil company that got favoritism.

Did you ever see Coleman Hughes His take on that? It's very interesting.

I don't trust that motherfucker no more.

Coleman Hughes said, But no one saw the report. He was just told what the contents of the report are. Who? Wesley Clark. He never said, I saw the report.

Oh, wow. He never said I read the report. That's what a great... Wow, Coleman. I like when Coleman criticized you because- Isn't that true? Who gives a fucking shit? This is what happened. You clearly were hitting everybody on Bibi's bucket list, number one. Number two, I know Coleman got coached before he came on here. A guy I don't have nothing against, but he came on here to refute. Basic facts that I want to make it clear. I'm not debating nobody. I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I already saw. I don't care about a debate. I saw the crimes already because I'm on a news show. It's very dramatic. I watch morons who aren't going to look, and I could give them the video, not you, but people, Hey, look at the video. I don't want to see it.

You're talking about Gaza.

Dude, it could be anything. It could be fucking anything. Everybody-right, but Specifically with Coleman, what are you talking about? Oh, Gaza. But also he did this wormy shit with Ivermectin. Where you, he goes, Well, Big Pharma has made a lot of life. Big Pharma made Ivermectin, so they're not bad. What the fuck are you talking about, Coleman? Why would you say that? Are you being paid to I can't fathom an argument that fucking stupid from a guy that's smart unless he's getting paid. I just can't fathom it. Don't attack Big Pharma. Who the fuck do you work for, asshole? Are you hitting them bounties that the other idiots are It's real fucked up. I don't understand why people won't just tell the truth all the time. It could end this whole bullshit if everybody stopped being a mercenary for two seconds, but they're not going to.

Well, there's too many data points when it comes to Ivermectin. There's too many things that you could point to to say, This is one of the worst drugs ever to demonize. It was such a stupid move.

Dude, they acted like, to this day, there's people, and I love to bring up that for some reason, you, not a doctor, all All the other morons that said a thing were all wrong, including the people that should know better, like experts. You were right and not them. All these dumb fuck liberals want to move on from that, don't they? Well, arguably, you could say it saved a lot. No, it didn't save any fucking lives.

They still want to say it. Save millions of lives. There's still, without a doubt, when you were talking about these people that get bounties, without a doubt, there's doctors that get bounties.

Yeah, 750 ahead to put poison in your fucking kids. We covered it on Jimmy show.

In fact- Mary Tally Bowden, she has a small practice Practice. Small Practice in Texas. She said she would have got $1. 5 million if she had vaccinated everybody. $1. 5 million.

Well, those loans are very expensive to be a doctor. You know how crazy that is? That's a small practice. It's a mangle of shit.

A small practice. How many small practices are there? How much money was being distributed?

Yeah. So you think Snap is a con? How about doctors to put a fucking bioweapon in your kids at 750 ahead? People don't understand the scope of problem at all. They think they're going to vote a party in that's going to do so. Oh, you got attacked. We covered this because you said maybe time to stop thinking about left and right, which you are correct. You could tell who's no fucking good because they immediately recoil at the idea that left and right are bullshit, which they are.

When did I get attacked?

I don't know. I know you don't pay attention to that. Good for you. But there's a story you cover on Jimmy show.

I just want to point out to- It's so nice to not know when you're being attacked.

It feels great. Listen, we I'm not such an idiot with this shit. They got sucked in immediately. To even talk about the fucking Rogan's fear. Yo, go get your booster and then talk about the Rogan's fear, you fuck. Unfucking real. There's people wear masks still. Friends of mine that wear... Oh, yeah. Dude, If you transition to a woman, that's less of an uncomfortable thing than if you were going to wear a mask forever.

I'll show you something, but I don't want to shit on him because he's fragile. We'll play it and we won't say anything. What is going on with people that are still wearing masks? There's something deeply psychologically wrong with it because it doesn't work scientifically to prevent diseases. It never did. But it's also a very weird thing that you're covering your face. In this world, we communicate- Well, maybe you don't want to be scanned. That makes sense. But We're communicating with our faces. When you talk to someone, you look in their eyes. If someone's wearing sunglasses, it's weird, right? But if someone's wearing a mask, that's fucking weird, too. I can't see your mouth. I can't see your nose.

I'm half deaf, so I have to lip read half of what you're fucking saying. That's what I learned during the pandemic is that I've definitely damaged my hearing with my headphones over the years.

Really? For sure. You crank music in them? Is that what it is?

I was in New York for 20 years, dude. You got to drown out the outside worlds to get by, just to go on a subway. I jumped on the track. This is very stupid, by the way, but I remember one time I jumped down the track to recover an iPod mini, not an iPod.

To recover one, you jumped down to get it?

I had to push myself back. It's a lot deeper than you think it is when you jump down there.

What if you I didn't make it up.

I made it up. But I was like, Oh, I didn't. I was like, Wow, but I needed that. I couldn't listen to subway noise. And there's a Sikh guy that looked at me and was like, You couldn't believe I just risked my life and I got stuck. For an AirPod? Because New York makes you fucking crazy. New York is a big, dirty prison that makes you crazy. You live on top. Now, here's something good about it. Every class, especially if you do drugs in New York, you're going to hang out with every level of society where you wouldn't in more of a carcar place like LA.

Yeah, I agree with that. It's more integrated.

Yeah, it's more of a Babylon experience, but everybody lives on top of each other. You pay way too much for everything. That's why the thought of a 15-minute city, nobody was frightened by that in New York because they're like, That's where I live in. That would be different than my life now.

Yeah, it's not healthy. It's not healthy to be stacked down on top of each other.

My immune system, I'll tell you what's not healthy, they're not getting sun.

Yeah.

I know friends had to get vitamin B and vitamin D and all that shit because you don't get sun like that. It turns out sun's not actually bad. For some reason, they don't want you to have in sun. They've been prescribing, you probably already talked about this, 10 times less vitamin D than you should get. They've been recommending? Yeah. They've been recommending 10 times less than what you should have in vitamin D, which, by the way, would fight off a lot of these things that you're supposed to get shots for.

Oh, shit ton. The best way to get vitamin D is from the sun.

That's the thing I miss about LA I was right by Runian, and I would go hike that every day.

And you feel better.

I had to have a sun. I had to feel that on me. It really like... No, there's something bad that you need that. That's why it's crazy that someone's going to try to block it out. A crazy person would do that.

It's not even just a vitamin. It's a hormone. Like, vitamin D, it does so much for muscle development, brain function.

I bet our own food grows from it. How did I forget for 20 years that- Sunlight. Co₂ does indeed make trees these plants grow.

Yeah, there's more greenery right now than there was 100 years ago.

I'm not sure why I was like, That's ridiculous. Is it because an authority was like, No, you can't go by that?

Well, do you remember when Bill Gates was saying that it's ridiculous, the idea of growing more trees to get rid of some of the carbon? That that's ridiculous?

Yeah. Dr. Bill Gates, for some reason, it's fine for him to throw out his expertise, ain't it?

He literally said, Aren't we science people or not? He literally said that.

What the fuck are you doing?

See, you can find that because it's such It's such a crazy speech because everybody knows that plants literally exist on that.

But you'd be an idiot to say that. I remember someone saying it, like Sarah Palin. Somebody that was like, You're supposed to hate the fake left and right. So maybe Sarah Palin said it, and then Bill Maher said that's stupid. Some dynamic like that. But no, it's not stupid. That's why we have more greenery now.

It's really plant food. Not only that, it gives you more oxygen. More plants, more oxygen. What are we talking about?

That's right. I own all the seeds. And all right, I bought the farms, and I control the food growth.

He was also the one telling us that we were going to have to stop eating meat, and they were all banking on that fucking plant meat that nobody wants to buy because it's terrible for you.

You know This is my favorite thing about McDonald's all beef pat. Because it's an old joke of why are you specifying-Let's play this real quick.

Go from the beginning. I don't plan a video. Okay, I don't plan.

There's a lot of people who are very enamored with trees. We've got trees on this stage. Fuck trees, dude. Some of you He didn't even say that if you just planted enough trees, it could take care of the climate issue altogether.

And that's complete nonsense. Okay. I mean, are we the science people? Are we the idiots? Which one do we want to be?

I'm going to call my son Mark and ask him what he thinks.

At the very moment-Okay, that's a little bit out of context because what he's saying there is that planting trees is not going to fix climate change. That's a little different. That's what he's saying there. But he was also talking about chopping down trees. It's part of one of the things that he was saying that was very controversial. He was talking about removing trees.

Yeah, well, the Climate Summit, they're paving a whole part of the rainforest to make this special highway for the visitors to the Climate Summit. This is one of the funniest. Meanwhile, oh, maybe they need a highway, though, in that part. No, it's only for-The Climate Summit. That's it. Nobody else could use it ever again. Yeah, first of all, are we the science people? No, This is a country full of fucking morons. It's not the science. You're not supposed to believe science. I don't know why people think that. You're supposed to... Science is the opposite of belief. That's supposed to be the things you can test. You're not supposed to hide the test results from people or not do the test, such as with the goddamn vaccine that they didn't... They tested it on you. Well, not you. But they tested it on you, the jerk off people. Remember Operation Warp Speed? Yeah. That Trump attacked Massey for not going along with. Now, the last guy that's on is he's attacking him. I got friends are like, Yeah, Massy annoyed me. Why? No specifics. Just high school feelings. Or were you trust Candice? Yo, if you think that the story of TPUSA hinges on Candice Owens, it does not.

We're making that clear to everybody. Oh, if you don't like Candice, who gives a fucking shit about it? It has nothing to do with whether that story has some problems with it.

Which story? The Charlie Kirk assassination story? Yeah.

Which it obviously does.

It obviously does.

A lot of people have been like, Who even cares about Epsilon anymore? A lot of people said.

Who's doing that? Who's saying that?

I could think of three people off top of my head.

Online or in real life? In person. Really?

Which I was like, Well, the people that were part of that are still in power. So that's why.

To me, that's like saying the new season of Stranger Things is out and I don't want to watch it.

I don't want to watch it. Stranger Things, those actors, they aged weird.

Well, they separated the seasons by years. There was big gaps in the seasons. That show was really difficult to make, apparently.

I mean, those kids grew into some bizarre-looking people.

My point is, everybody wants to know what the fuck is happening. You've been talking nonstop about this for three years. To say who cares about it anymore is crazy. That's crazy talk.

It's like, well, I think it's hand me down Sinclair media talk because it's always the same phrase, and I feel like it's a hypnotic phrase. It's easy to put in somebody's head.

Do you see that thing that they did where they showed one of the photographs. It's Trump with all these women, and he took a photo with them. But in the photograph, they blacked out the faces of the women to make it look like perhaps they were underage. Like that they were victims instead of just being Trump with some women.

Let's be clear. The idea that Democrats want to get to the bottom of this is remember, if you brought up Epstein at all, you were a conspiracy theorist for the entire time before Trump got in again. Remember that? Yeah. Why would you... In fact, they said, Why would you bring it up? The reason any Democrat would possibly bring it up now because they know Trump cannot reveal it. So they're just going to use it to make hay for whatever. I'm sure once when AOC gets in, she'll get to the bottom of it. I'm sure when What a joke, dude. What a fucking joke.

Well, once we know that the Trump administration isn't getting to the bottom of it, no one is.

You don't trust cash no more? He looks so reliable on here. Bro. He talks like a goddamn zoomer. Just, nobody thinks it's weird that guy lives with a dude. His supposed honeypot girlfriend, they're suing. She's suing everybody. They said she's an IDF honey pot or whatever the fuck. Was she suing people? His girlfriend? Yeah. Who's she suing? By the way, that I got to hear up those Jew rumors. Am I right? You really put that one to bed, lady. He lives with a man named Muldoon, a rich donor in Vegas. He got some FBI rule change so he could live with a guy. That's why he has to fly out on a private jet because he don't live with his hot girlfriend at all. If you watch him on Steve Miller's Wife's podcast, you could tell they look like her gay best friend. That's what it comes off. The energy to me comes off that way. It don't come off like...

A different energy than when he was on here?

If that's your not a spy girlfriend, you're telling me you're going to go live with an old guy in Vegas. You're going to live with an older man. That's what you're going to do as the head of the FBI.

Maybe the guy's cool.

I don't know.

Maybe he's got great stories.

I remember someone telling me- Maybe he's like Whistler from Blade, that old guy you hang out with.

Like, Blade and Whistler, they weren't gay with each other.

You know what? They were now that you brought up Whistler. I realized that was not a natural relationship.

I always wondered why those guys living together. Whistler's making all these fucking mechanisms for him to go fight the vampires.

I've been training him since you were a boy.

Yeah, literally in a warehouse.

Since I took you from Sentinel Island, I reached.

Taught you had to kill vampires with wooden knives.

Chris Christoff is another guy named as an MK handler. Really? I don't know if he is. I'm just saying people... You can find all this shit very easy. It's literally like, is somebody going to look or not?

I literally never thought about that plot twist.

Well, now it's all I can see because of the sheer amount of unresolved, insane things that for some reason, you're not supposed to put them together into a bigger picture. You're supposed to be academic. What? Okay, so Epstein, Ditty, fucking the Playboy mansion, the Mark Dutroux case in Belgium, where they all were out in the street over that, which I didn't hear about at the time, obviously. Why would we That island in Wisconsin where they were taking boys, the Franklin scandal. You could trace a whole thing where there's clearly a network. And by the way, the smallest part of the network is the child trafficking, even though that's obscene. Epstein, nick Bryant, you got to get him on because he's the first guy to get Epstein's black book. And we had him on Jimmy's show. Probably all the Five Eyes countries' Intel money goes through... Epstein was in charge of that. The finance thing is so much bigger. You got to think like a piece of shit, Dinoid. These are all resources, gold, drugs, kids, human slaves. They will never do disclosure. Let me put it this way. Aliens, these are not separate topics. They're all part of one thing, and they're never ever going to disclose shit.

Because if they ever do, the Rizler, those fat fucks from that family that goes to, what are they, Walmart eating sausage rolls?

What?

No, Costco family. Listen, if that Costco family finds out what these motherfuckers have been up to since World War II ended, they will drop their sausage rolls and rip them apart limb from limb like a zombie movie, because it's that bad. That's why, oh, I think this year, they're going to have a hearing in a skiff, and we're going to find out what the... Wow, that really paid off, huh? Let's go talk to some fucking French Illuminati motherfucker. Oh, are they ultra-dimensional? They're just stringy What's wrong with bullshit like a JJ Abrams movie or show? Lost. They do Lost.

Mystery box. What do you think the whole UFO thing is then? Because it's for sure some of it is a sci-op.

Clearly because the names change so often from UFO to Well, not so often.

It's only a couple of times I've done it.

Every time. So UFOs don't exist, right? Even though it just means something unidentified, but it doesn't exist. It's swamp gas. Then they go, No, they do exist, but we don't know what they are. And then they change. The brand change like diddy. Right. Those people get smushed at his fucking show. Now, his name is Puffy. You understand? Got it. Like a shitty airline with a...

Frontier or something.

Yeah, Frontier, some bigger airline, buys a shitty airline. So they're substandard planes. They can still use Then when something bad happens, they just cut that off and they got the maximum value. It's just one scam that these fuckers do over and over again. Yeah, it is for money, but at the top levels, dude, money is secret to the real currency at the titty top levels.

Right. So what do you think it is? What do you think is going on?

I think a fucking cult of... Basically, there's two races of humans on the Earth, and it's not based on skin color or any shit. It's based on a psychopathy. I There's people that can pull the trigger and people that can't. There's people got to be trained and conditioned to do it and people that don't have to be. All that royalty, don't know why we still have that in the world at all. I don't know why anybody thinks that's... The commies are bad. Why are there kings at all? Anyone? Why do you like that shit? It's crazy. It's inbred. People that are so fucking inbred, that's probably why they look like fucking reptiles. That's why their heads aren't shaped fucking right. They think They think that they come from a different lineage than you. There's all kinds of stupid cults all over the place that have these... Everybody can pin it on the Jews like, Oh, they think they're chosen. But that's all the cults, man. That's all of them think that they're chosen ones. The Mormies think it because Jehovah's thought it.

Catholic's.

Yeah. Why would you be in it if you're not the one who's right? I don't even hold that against nobody. But where you know you're dealing with fucking lizard people, I'm metaphorically, but maybe real, is the obsession with their bloodline and they've got a divine right to do this or that. When you hear people talking about their divine right to fucking kill you or do whatever, there's your problem. You hear about bloodlines, it sounds so... It's just royalty. You don't get to know, by the way, who the real powers are. We're like a Raj state, like India. The world, I mean. You know what I mean?

Right. If that's the case, and we both agree that's the case, so what is the UAP thing?

Probably a bunch of different stuff. There's probably drones. There's probably just orbs that... Plasma physics, by the way, I tell everybody read Joseph P. Farrell because the guy's got some of the best work on that. Plasma, the fourth state of matter that in school they didn't teach us about for some reason. There's gas, liquid, solid, right? The three states. No, there's four. And the fourth one is plasma, which I would describe imperfectly as if you heat up gas till it's the steam of steam or something. Plasma, the fourth state of matter. That's what everything has to do with.

Isn't that 90 something % of the universe?

Yeah. And by the way, there's cold plasma and hot plasma. You could make an AI.

Look up what percentage of the universe consists of plasma.

Why would I not learn that in school when I learned the other things? Because they didn't want you looking into it. They classified an area of physics for 80 years for sure. That's what the Nazis were doing with stupid Bell was plasma shit. Plasma, plasma, that's the thing, plasma. Lex Friedman's dad's a plasma physicist. I was trying to ask him about it when I got interrupted by the.

Plasma makes up about 99% or more of the visible ordinary matter in the universe. Whoa. So nearly all the stuff that is not dark matter or dark energy is in a plasma state. Wow.

I bet you could make a I bet you can make a really cool AI with plasma if you knew how to manipulate it right.

That is a crazy statement.

I bet some fucking freak in an underground base knows how to upload their consciousness into some fucking shitty plasma thing.

You think so?

Yeah, that's what Lucifer, I think, is, a plasma ball of inverted souls, which they're going to tell you is Jesus, and it's not, by the way. Anybody telling you that a manmade AI Jesus is a Jesus? I mean, that's a Luciferian. That's how you spot them, so you know.

Then I'm a Luciferian because I've been telling people that.

Well, you hang out with tech people, and you probably beaming in your head.

No, it's just a silly idea that I had. The silly idea is that AI is going to make better versions of AI. If it just keeps doing that, ultimately, it's going to be like a God.

That means it's It probably happened, and it probably is there, and that's why are you always-I don't think it's happened because I don't think they have the power source for it yet.

But I think once they figure that out, they will.

Well, I don't think they can make an AI come to life. But here's one thing that you-Why not? Well, I don't think they have yet. They're faking it with Indians in a room half the time. Okay, I don't know if you know the level of scam here is glorified bots. But what you could do, here's something you could do. You could take an octopus's brain is spread out. There's a lot of... You know that butterfly that grow brain tissue on a chip and it thinks it's a butterfly. You've seen that? Yes. So that right there, that's how they do it. But it can't create life from nothing. That's the thing that they can't do.

Not life from nothing, but the idea is it creates a digital artificial life. And that this digital artificial life, it just keeps improving upon it. It doesn't even have to have a physical form. It just has to be capable of doing things. If that's possible- It has to be capable of automation. I mean, if it's one gigantic computer and it uses automation and uses machines to create better versions, uses them to design better construction methods, better metallurgy.

I've heard this. You've heard them talk about it. They don't say it's going to be good.

They know it's going to suck. I'm not saying it's going to be good either. But what I'm saying is it makes sense that if that keeps going, it's almost like a God. If it just keeps getting more and more powerful. Of course it is.

They say that literally it's going to be like a God. But I'm just saying that wouldn't be Jesus. That would be crazy.

Well, whatever Jesus was.

I'm sure Jesus is a guy. When people are you a Jim Carrey guy where he's like the Christ secretion? What's that? You ever seen Jim Carrey blather about the Christ secretion on Lord McDonald? What? What is he saying? Adam, you got forgot about this somehow.

What was he saying?

He's explaining how what Christ really is, a secretion from your... Dude, it's Rosacrucian horse shit. It's all about alchemy. All these people are in alchemy.

It seems like there's a tremendous amount of support for the idea that it was a real person. The question is, how much of what he said and what he did, which was all relayed after his death, how much of that was accurate? And what was he?

He's the main point of Jesus. I wouldn't say, because I have a strong feeling that the Bible has a lot of Epstein redactions. I feel like we only have parts of it. You should think of the Bible as a library, not as a book. That's what Bible means. It means a library. So it's a bunch of books. The whole point of the books.

Not even that. Some of those books were banned, just like the library.

They weren't banned.

The Book of Enoch was.

It wasn't banned. It just wasn't put in the thing.

It wasn't put in the canon. It initially was.

Right. But why did they make the canon they made? The whole point of that library-Rabbies. What? Rabbies.

The reason it- That's how the Book of Enoch got removed. It was the decision of a few rabbis. All I know is- Because it didn't align with the Torah.

Why would the Catholic... You're telling me the Christian- But way back in the day, before all that, this is in the Dead Sea scrolls, it exists.

Then when it gets to the Old Testament, it doesn't exist. Anymore. The reference is in the Old Testament. There's a reference to Enoch.

In Jude there is.

Ezequiel. But it was a part of their canon. In the Ethiopian Bible, it still exists.

Right. Theirs is a little bit wilder.

They had the old one.

Look, the bottom line is the whole purpose of the library, we'll call it, as you understand, it's a bunch of books, is to just show the lineage of Jesus to justify Jesus being the Messiah. That's the whole point of what the book. So all the stories in there, if they're weird or whatever, the only reason they're in there is to show you a line. I'm not saying that's true or not. I'm just saying that's what the point of it is.

That's maybe the New Testament you're talking about then? No, the whole thing is- Because it's Jesus's post-New Testament.

It's a lot like the Dune series. It's about the quetsas, had a red. So Now, you'll hear a lot of people tell you Caesar's Messiah shit. In fact, you've never talked to Coen brothers, have you? No, I love those guys, though. So Hale Caesar. I like that movie a lot. I didn't like when I first saw it, then I saw it again. Which one is Hale Caesar? The one with Clooney as the Roman It's about the guy who plays Thanos, plays a studio fixer named Mike Mannix.

Oh, that's one of the rare ones that I never saw.

Okay, so Critics-What year was that? 2016. Critics didn't like it because they were like, first of all, this Mannix guy a piece of shit in real life. At the end, he goes to work for Lockheed in the movie, by the way, or he decides not to, to still work for the movies. It makes it idealize and people are offended. But I think if I could ask him, I think that the movie is not about that. What it's actually about is Caesar's Messiah, which is the idea that Caesar invented the whole idea of Jesus. I think they're telling that story through this '50s story just from watching it, because there's a whole part where Joseph, the notary, played by Jona Hill, and Scar Joe's pregnant by some director, and he says he's the dad on a stamp. I think they're trying to tell that story. Now, I don't believe the Caesar's Messiah thing because it's too much of a... One thing people will tell you is it definitely spread very quickly. People that think he's real or not, Christianity spread pretty quick. I think it's populism. I think that's what spread because Christianity is populism. What do rich oligarchs fucking hate the most?

They hate populism. That's why they like a Lindsay Graham Republican and not what Trump pretended to be Republican, because they hate... Populism is an insult word that they invented. What is populism? That's when all the blacks and YTS, everybody stops fighting about horse shit.

But if that's the case, then why did Rome adopt Christianity?

Because they had no choice. The myth, first of all, the Mithreism, which Persia had already probably infiltrated by that time. Think of it as the free Masonry or the Bohemian Grove of its time. That's Mithreism. So now I got to fucking absorb this populace cause, and I have absorb its energy and disperse it through my kingdom. And they did. Like they always do. Any real movement, it will be appropriated by the powers, and they will twist it. Because in Christianity, you really can't be a fucking soldier for America. That does not align with Christianity at all. Conquest and fucking... You're not allowed to kill Christians for your country. If you're a Christian, I'm not saying I'm a Christian because I'm not. Sometimes I act like a Christian, but most of the time I do not. So I would never say that. But think of the fucking crazy people running. That's why TPUSA is so fucked when I watch it is like, ain't nobody a Christian in that shit. Not one motherfucker there is a fucking Christian. It's a collection of intel and socio-political shit and a money scam, like all politics, all of them. But that's the Republican one, and it's real creepy if you watch it.

I don't.

Oh, well, you know what?

What do you watch? What do you watch that's creepy about it?

You don't watch AmFest? Well, I know when my father-I don't watch any of that shit anymore.

So when my father died-I'm swearing off of all of it.

Do you think this is creepy? Your husband dies, so you come out in a sparkly outfit with fireworks shooting off like your fucking Tony Hinchcliff in a stadium show?

The memes are amazing. Yeah, it's not good. The memes are most people morning, and then her.

Yeah. Now's a good time to bring the spectacle back to rock, I guess. Oh, they set up the tent where he got killed to take selfies in. Does that seem odd to anybody? What do you mean? The tent where Charlie Kirk got killed, it was at MFest. You could take a selfie in it. What? Yeah. What? Yeah, but Candice is a grifter.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Fucking retail. Oh, and this bitch sucks, too, by the way.

They made a replica of the booth Charlie Cooper.

What? I'd heard it was the real one, but either way, there's no good explanation for doing that.

Oh, my God. They got a prove me wrong booth set up where Charlie Kirk was assassinated in as a fan photo booth. That is nuts.

But it's also- It's called Apotheosis. Hold on.

But it also is a replica of the booth that he used to do his show in.

That's the one of where he got killed.

Right. But it's also he did hundreds of shows in that booth other than the one he got killed. It could be people that want to take a picture of it because they were a fan of his show.

Look, it's crazy, but still. I hate magical occult shit, even though for some reason in the course of studying, trying to find out for a joke about the tall white aliens were. That's how I started out because it sounded so funny to me that there's these taller, whiter things in charge. Nordics. Not Nordics.

Nordics and tall Whites.

The tall Whites are all different. But there's this insane overlap, dude. There's a crazy overlap between that and Wizard Bullshit. Okay?

Probably are Wizards. That's where it came from.

Yeah. So you got to get... Well, I'm not saying you're specific, but everybody's got to get over the idea. It's like the label. Words are just like conceptual prisons. There's concepts flying around. You imprison them in a word. That's why you're not supposed to say the name God in a lot of... Because that would impose limits on the infinite. So that's like, blasphemous. When people see these things, and there's a lot of stories of this, a friend of mine, Nathaniel Gillis, who my fans call Smart Shane. He's like, Adam on turp with curp. He was like, Ask Smart Shane about that. But how do you put it to me recently? He goes, A lot of these plasma, they're like compressed entities. So the A sigil is a big important part of it. A crop circle is a sigil, or a brand is a sigil. But think of it as information being stored on something, and they're like these plasma-compressed. And so because they're in a dimension above you, Basically, you got to be groomed with movies and fantasy so that you, when I fucking look through your head and project myself through it, you can project a form onto me.

Do you know what I mean? It sounds weird, but think of the Adam and Eve, their ability to name the animals. That was their job. It sounds hokey, but I think it has to do with something like quantum theory, where the thing's not there until you look at it, or when you do DMT and they go, look at this, because they don't exist until you look at them and they know it, so they need to exist. But your attention, your focus. Consciousness. These are just stupid plasma blobs, probably a lot of these things, but they could... If I'm in a dimension above you and I could look in your fucking brain, I can see, okay, this guy has patterns for a religious thing or an alien thing, and I could appear to you as that. There's something with that. I'm not saying that's the whole thing, but there's definitely a part of it that's that.

That makes sense. Hold that thought. Hold that thought because I have to piss. I do, too. Okay, good. Perfect. Hold that thought. Okay, where were we at exactly? The plasmaComplasma things. They appear either as religion or as alien, depending on if you're secular or religious. Okay, we'll be right back, folks. All right, we're back. Jamie, explain this to everybody. These guys run a podcast called From First Principles. I think there's some physics nerds. Okay. They're explaining the relevancy of the professor who was killed. I think this was recorded before he died. But it's very interesting. I'll tell you that much. Let's hear it. Things that happens in the 21st century. Quite an amazing story. Nuno Lourario, MIT professor. This is the paper that makes him famous. This is the one that has the most citations. He was at PPL at the time, Princeton Plasma Physics Lab. This is the one that puts him on the map of plasma physics because he solves this 50-year-old problem. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad, Nuno. He became a professor at MIT, became full professor. In 2004, he was the director of the Plasma Science Enfusion Center at MIT.

That MIT PSFC spun out and created Commonwealth Fusion Systems, which is designing something called Spark. It is a small fusion reactor. I mean, this, it looks big. Mate, compared to fusion reactors, that is small. That is quite small. The goal is to be the first device to achieve a Q-Factor greater than one. A Q-Factor is basically net energy gain, which is how much energy you put in, how much do you get out the ratio of that. If you have greater than one, then whatever is that greater than one, you can use to power a turbine, which creates electricity. Effectively, what they're trying to do is have these magnets go at 12 Tesla. 12 Tesla is insanely strong. Several orders of magnitude above the magnetic field of the Earth. What they're doing is using these magnets to confine the plasma into a donut, spin it around really fast, and then have that plasma in that spinning, do the fusion. The hydrogen is going to combine to make helium, release a bunch of energy, and then that energy is going to be used to create electricity. That's what we're going to try to capture. The point is you need that 12 because you need to be able to confide it plasma.

That's the reason for that scale.

Exactly. At that scale, all of a sudden, Lerero's legacy matters. All of the theories that he's posited at these high Lundquist numbers, that's what matters. So any code that you have to contain the plasma needs to rely on his theory.

We hope that those around him at the lab, once grieving has passed, continue to aggressively pursue his vision and the work that he's already done because it's a huge foundation.

Yeah. I mean, it's amazing, and it could change the world.

Yeah. Fun fact. It was after, after. By the way, fun fact, and that's why Joseph P. Farrell, I can't recommend him enough, Dr. Joseph P. Farrell. The Nazi Bell they supposedly found, that's what that Bell supposedly did. It spun plasma in a field like that. The The idea has been around forever. If this guy... I think it's been-How did you hear that, that the Nazi Bell was a plasma field? Well, okay, so the guy that wrote the book about the Nazi Bell, the book came out in the '70s. Also, I had the... Oh, dude, I fucking feel bad. I'm forgetting the guy's name. He's from the FBI. He studied the Sonoma Arrow Club and the NIMSA, which was another arrow. This was before the Wright brothers and shit. Walter Bosley, ex-FBI guy who did a lot of great work studying this. Shit about these Aero clubs. Remember the airship, mysteries of the 1800s? Yes. Okay. There's one where the thing lands and the guy says, Yeah, man, back east is financing this. It's J. P. Morgan is who the guy was talking about. Later, the Wright The Right Brothers weren't the first people to fly.

I highly doubt they were. Really? You got to look up Nymza, Walter Baisley, great work. Joseph P. Farrell, great fucking work. And Bonsley was on my show. I haven't gotten Farrell on, but I want to. Then a dark journalist dude is how I discovered... Well, I I learned to Joseph B. Farrell before that, but Dark Journal's channel, that guy does killer work. I don't know. I look a lot of good shit, dude. But plasma physics, the bottom line, plasma has been a thing.

Bell, Nazi Bell.

Yeah, there was supposedly a rotating plasma.

Right. Who wrote about that?

The initial book about the Bell, I can't remember, but Joe Farrell wrote a bunch of books about it. And what did they- Demon in the ICOR or ECOR, it's called. That's the book you should get about it.

What was the science? What were they trying to do and what were they using?

Because if you can rotate a plasma like that, I think- How did the Nazis get plasma into this bell?

What are they doing?

It sounded very much like what they were talking about.

Right, but we're talking about 1944, 1943.

Yeah, it's like you need an electrical field, I forget, 12 Tesla or whatever he said. I don't really know what any of those measurements mean, but you just need the field to contain it. And then you rotate it, you get something called torsion physics, which- The bell is to contain the plasma?

Mm-hmm. What is the conventional description for that Nazi Bell thing. What do they think it is? What do you mean?

They said it didn't work or something. Oh, you had Jay from Project Unity on talking about it?

Yes. Did he talk about the Nazi Bell?

He talked about some good shit, dude, because he saw orbs.

Yes.

My girl had an orb over her. She casually tells me the story. I know. I accused her of cheating. I go, What do you love that orb? Did you fuck that orb? I just get jealous.

What is the conventional explanation for the Nazi Bell? Why it's even known? I don't know if it's real. Is it real?

And suppose the Kexberg Acorn, which is the UFO that landed in Pennsylvania.

Which one's that?

If you look up Kexberg, Pennsylvania Acorn, there's this thing that appeared in the '70s that supposedly is the Nazi Bell that had Traveled through time? Yeah. Now, that's far out, but that's-What? Yeah, you never heard of this?

No. Me neither. What is that? I will say this. I also saw this on the Internet. That looks like clay pottery. This looks fake as shit.

Well, yeah, it's probably fake.

But they say it's a picture of the Bell at right past.

Yeah, that was the... Oh, that's Kexberg 8.

Oh, I want that to be real so bad. It looks fake.

It looks so fake.

It looks like a kid made it.

Dude, imagine Star Trek. Okay, imagine they're on their five-year mission, but nobody on Earth knows Star Trek is a thing. That's what's probably happening.

Zooming on Can we zoom in on that again, the bell. Look how crazy it is. It has the same writing on it as the 8 car. God, I want that to be real. But I also just noticed this, the corner of the picture. I think it says Kexberg on it. Oh, Keck the Frog?

Wait, that's supposed to be a photo?

They're fucking with you? Yeah, so this says it's a photo. The photo has a caption here. It says, Right, Pat, it's handwritten. Yeah, look at the photo again. The photo looks fake. It does, doesn't it? It looks like it's been made by AI and printed. It looks really fake.

It looks extremely fake.

It looks very fake. But God, I want it to be real. So bad. I'm trying to find a way that it's real.

Well, they just executed a guy who fucking was making breakthroughs in plasma that supposedly already happened in Germany.

Not only that, he's the same guy that went to Brown University. Supposedly, he executed someone there, too.

It is? I thought it wasn't.

I think they thought it was the same guy. Then he killed himself. Yeah, well- Find that. Search that. Because I think that is the case. I think that is what they're saying.

You know what the purpose of MK was, right? It was to make spies, people that could change, I'm gay or I'm straight, depending on what you need to get the info. I can kill you. I could fucking do it and not remember it. That was the whole point of the Manchurian Candidate program, which we started doing because supposedly the Asians were doing it, the commies. But no, it's an old art that comes from a long time ago, going back to Egypt.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

The Egyptians did it?

Oh, dude. Windows on the World, another great. The Mark Windows I had on Durban Curb. That guy is great because he really... Here's a video called Egyptian Crowd Control, and he explains a society based on OCD.

Ground shooting suspect, grueling academic climate may have taken mental toll, says ex-classmates. Yeah. Claudio Valente and one of the victims. Was he bullied? Nuno F. G. Lorio, both studied at notoriously challenging Technico de Lisbon. That's the guy we just watched the video about. The guy that we just watched the video about is him and that guy, both were at the same university, so he killed that guy. They are saying he killed that guy, right? So he killed both that guy and the person in-Yeah.

How many weird shootings are we up to now where there's all these weird details and we should shut up about it?

That is a weird one.

The guy that shot Trump's ear, remember that one? I guess we should forget about it.

They both graduated in 2000. Contemporaries of the two men describe the academic environment as emotionally grueling. Only one was willing to go on the record, but several others expressed similar opinions. He was described as brilliant and competitive, but willing to help his colleagues out. He finished top of his class with an average grade of 19 out of 20, unusually high score for Technico. Laurio, who was said to be an excellent student, but more easygoing than Valente, finished with an average grade of 16 out of 20. Which one's Laurio? Hustico died, the MIT professor. Wow. So he was the less good student. So this guy was probably pissed at the less good student. That's why he whacked him.

Yeah, no, I'm sure. That's why not anything to do with plasma physics.

Having known Claudio and having had a good relationship with him, we can't find any other explanation than a serious mental health problem exacerbated by resentment for not having achieved the academic career he dreamed of.

Look at my jerk off motions I'm making while you say that.

You don't believe it? No. You think it's MK Ultra?

Hey, what happened to the guy that He blew his Tesla truck up, and then they said he was mad because the kid wasn't his and it was a lie. What did ever happened to that guy? I don't know.

Sean Ryan- That one just went away quick.

Remember, Sean Ryan had the goods and we never heard about it again?

Didn't Sean Ryan get a letter from the guy or something?

Yeah, a letter of nonsense. Then he said he had some… Then we just never spoke about it again.

I came up with the Minnesota Conspiracy, too, because remember there was a guy that killed someone that voted in the-Yes, that's right.

You're right about that.

He had a letter I just was reading.

Oh, It's not online. It's fucking- You know what I saw when we were looking at that?

The Minnesota one is nuts because the lady that was whacked was the one lady that didn't vote for health care for the illegals. That's right. Yeah. You ever see the speech that she gave, how terrified she was? Yes. When she gave the speech, literally, her voice was cracking. I know some are going to be harmed by this.

It reminded me of Charlie Kirk's final text messages about how they think they're... Yo, we covered this on Jimmy's show. For three weeks before he died, they were all piling on him that he's an anti-Semite because he had Dave Smith on and fucking... Laura Lumer, that piece of shit, she goes, Why don't you admit you're an anti-Semite? I don't think Charlie Kirk was an anti-Semite. He called it Ethnic Cleansing on Patrick Bet values show.

Called what Ethnic Cleansing? Gaza.

Oh, right. That's a big no-no. Then his funders were like, Hey, what if you die? Who's going to take over? That's the first thing they say to you when you come in?

He also said, Was there a stand-down? Was there a stand-down order? He talked about that on Patrick That day.

Guess what? If you watch Israeli news, there was. It's called the Hannibal Direct.

Go back to that, Jamie. What were you pulling out? What are you showing us? It's typed out here, obviously, but it says this is the handwritten original.

Oh, Lance Bolt, this maniac.

He was trained. He said, Tim Walsh wanted this done.

That's right. He says, Dear Cash Patel, my name is Dr..

Vance Luther Bolter. Bolter. Bolter. E-d. What is that? Ed. D. What is that? I think an education degree. Okay. Don't bother me. I am the shooter at large in Minnesota involved in the... It says something, shoe to shootings. I don't know what that means. Look at that.

Because it's handwritten, I think. I was trained by military people off the book starting in college. That's a very common thing.

I have been on projects since that time in Eastern Europe, North America, Middle East, and Africa, all in the line of doing what I thought was right in the best interests of the United States. Recently, I was approached about a project that Tim Walsh wanted done, and I, blank, blank, blank, and Keith, were also aware of the project. Tim wanted me to kill Amy Klobeschar and Tina, blank. Tim wants to be a senator and doesn't trust, blank, to retire as planned and think she is going to stay on at the last minute with Amy blank, gone. Tim would get one of the Gen Senate seats and wants to be governor. Keith Ellison, spelling incorrect, would be rewarded with a lieutenant governor's position. I told Tim I wanted nothing to do with it, and if he didn't call off that plan, I would go public. He said he would call it hurt my family if I did SIC play ball. Then he set up a meeting with me and Mel blank and blank to talk about options when they had some people waiting to kill me. Okay, and when I did, I guess, I I was able to get away by God's mercy, so I went back a short time later and shot both at both blank and blank.

You should notice how I didn't fire one round at any police officers, and boy did I have plenty of opportunity. Asked for the report on how many weapons and ammunition I had with me. Cops were pulling up right next to me in their vehicles, and I had an AK pistol aimed right at her head, and I could have left a pile of cops dead, but I did shoot one bullet towards law enforcement.

You can ask him.

I think he says, I did not. Yeah. You can ask them because I support the police and didn't want them hurt. If they're hurting my wife and kids next time, I won't give them a pass. Okay. Then ask Tim Walsh if he knows me and see what he says. If he says he doesn't know me or never met me, look in the files and you will see that Tim Walsh personally appointed me as to be on his governor's workforce board as one of the business representatives. He is probably trying to destroy that info, but it's public record. Then ask Tim Walsh why they kept the shots silent from the media when they first happened. Not a word in the press about it. Why? They needed to get their stories figured out first, so everyone was on the same page about, in quotes, what happened. Tim is probably crapping bricks right now because I'm still at large and he knows what I can do, and that I know about where all the buried skeletons are. So I'll be a shot on site. You can bet on I will be shot on site. First of all, is this a legitimate letter that was sent to Cash Patel?

Did this actually get sent? Is this true? Looks like it. No, but what do we know about this? This is not misinformation? Talk on the mic. No. This is the actual letter this crazy guy sent. He sent it to the FBI. Whether or not it's real, it doesn't- Right. Here's the next question. Did this guy actually work for the governor's office? Did you actually work for Tim Walsh? This is all the suspect details, what he did. Yeah, he's claiming it's secret. That's what he was saying. Is he claiming it's secret?

Well, he said something you could check. But by the way, this is a drop in the bucket. There's a million stories like this.

I understand, but I want to know if he's completely crazy, if he never really worked with him, if he just made all this shit up. Because that is possible. The guy's out of his fucking mind. He shows up at someone's house with a mask on. He's Clearly out of his fucking mind, right?

I mean, you'd be surprised what out of your mind people work with.

That's true. But I mean, open mind, right? The guy might have just been out of his fucking mind and never met Tim Walsh. It could be total bullshit.

I doubt it very much.

I don't know. Said the attack appears to be politically motivated assassination. This is what Tim Walsh said. State officials and authorities early on Saturday encountered what appeared to be a police vehicle with emergency lights flashing in the driveway of Representative Melissa Hortman's house. Officers at the home saw Bontler dressed as a police officer shoot an adult man through the open front door, according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Minnesota Star Tribune suspect exchanged gunfire with police and ran into the house. So he did exchange gunfire, according to this, ultimately disappearing from the area, according to the complaint. We don't know if that's true. Hortman, the top Democrat in the Minnesota house, and her husband were both killed at a nearby home. Senator John Huffman and his wife were also shot but are in stable condition after surgery. That lady who got killed was the one lady who voted against it. I sent you that, right, Jamie?

A long time ago, you sent me that.

Yeah, that one's crazy.

Yeah, no, Vans Bolton is a real weird- You see her talking about it. Yeah, she looks a little bit upset.

Yeah, she looks super shooken up that she made that vote. She looks like legitimately nervous.

Have you ever seen the guy from Utah? I want to say Ron Leevitt. His last name is Leevitt, and he's the DA that called the press conference to announce that he's not a Satanian cannibal to get ahead of. No. By the way, no one was accusing him of that, so people took it real weird. They were like, Why would you fucking come out and say something like that?

Tell me this. Why does some people not want to even consider the idea that someone was assassinated at the behest of powerful people?

Because they're programmed not to. That's why. It's called programming, and it works. It's worked the whole time.

They're programmed to think there's just one sick individual who commits these crimes and it has nothing to do with powerful people.

How did Jerry Sandusky get away with it? Look, think of the classic Spotlight, because Barry Criman is a good friend of mine. I remember Barry Fucking, I remember asking about shit. He goes, I wouldn't throw my... I do real work with people. So if I just get behind a thing, I could cost my credibility because I have to really help. We went on tour, and every town dude I met people that he helped navigate the fucked up legal system that sucks ass. It was like knowing the equalizer from that show, the equalizer. But there's also a side of Barry that was four years old forever because of what happened. That's what happens in trauma. A party who freezes at that age, and especially at four, that's like a split. You split, and that's a real thing. They said it was debunked for quite some time, but I met some people with Barry, and he had helped these girls. I can't remember where we were. I want to say it was Pennsylvania, but I might be wrong. But their dad was the mayor, and they had repressed memories, they told me, and he helped them with all their legal shit.

I think they got some justice, but I thought that was debunked. Epigenetics, it's called now, by the way. It's a legitimate thing. Generational trauma around 20... Whenever BLM happened, if you look at in 2011, that's made up. There's no such thing. But all of a sudden around BLM times, generational trauma is real. It's called epigenetics. The reason it's called Project Monarch is because the butterflies can genetically transfer learned information. You'll see all that butterfly shit. King Charles has that butterfly on his shoulder in his weird meat picture. He's got a little monarch on his shoulder.

That's what that's about?

Well, I think so. I mean, you don't got to take my word for it. Consult your local library. Anyway, I just finally got this in the mail, but I got you one. What is it? Norman Monarch, JR Suite, and he explains a lot of shit about the normies and the program he was in. I fucking can't. Yo, we put it this way, if you ever wonder what was inside of Mount Shasta, it ain't the Lemurians. Put it that way.

I don't know what you just said.

You know about Mount Shasta shit?

No, I have no idea what you just went on The most off-tangent, different. If you just dragged me into the woods with that conversation, I would never get home.

Okay, Monarch is the MK Ultra continuation that we know happened. It got disclosed.

What does that have to do with this?

This guy was stuck in that.

The Lemurians?

Well, Mount Shasta, we have a base in Mount Shasta, as you know. He has a whole chapter in there about going inside Mount Shasta.

I didn't know that we have a base in Mount Shasta.

You haven't heard of Shasta just based on pure UFO shit and foot shit? No. It's very famous.

Probably, I maybe forgot it.

The famous story, there's a story where a kid, like his grandmother, they had bites on their neck when they woke up camping. The kid, he walked off with a- Like a vampire bite? They thought it was like a spider or something. But this little kid, he thought it was his grandma there. He goes, I like his real grandma better than the mean grandma that took him and they made him shit on a sticky paper. Dude, it's crazy. I thought you'd already heard this story from a guest. No.

This is what he always does. He tells you something completely insane. He's like, Oh, you don't know?

I learned shit off your show a lot.

He's like, You probably thought he heard it here.

I thought I did.

He might have. You might have. He had a shit on something? A piece of paper?

I I think they wanted a sample? Yes.

A poop sample.

It's a famous Shasta. Shasta has so much... There's a lot of cults around Shasta.

Really?

Oh, yeah. The history of it goes back a long way.

Why do you think that is? You think they're doing mental experiments in the town? On the town, on the town folk, with the military doing things?

Something is there in the mountain already. I don't know exactly what it is, but something bad is already there.

Like a UFO base. Do you think any of the UAP shit is actual aliens?

Dude, I don't fucking know because...

Or actual interdimensional creatures.

Let's be the most conservative and say there was never a mass mind control thing, and only a few rogue psychologists planted false memories in some people's heads. That's what they say. Some A bad psychologist planted fake memories of abuse in their heads. Now, you've already told me if you're saying that as the normal explanation, so it's possible to do that. You're telling me if I was a shitty psychiatrist and I had new hypnosis, I could make You think you went on a fucking secret mission to Mars and you would feel like it's real, and I could say you were satanically abused and you would have those memories as if it really happened? If that power is real, what are the odds that it was just a few psychologists or the United States fucking government? Because I'm going to bet on the government. There's no telling, dude, because if I can probe you- But those two ideas aren't mutually exclusive.

Just because the government can put satanic cult ideas into your head, it doesn't mean that you haven't had an experience with some interdimensional or extraterrestrial entity.

That's a good point.

And that erased your memory.

You don't got to tell me and my dolphin wife.

The problem is that hypnotic regression is like, you are open to suggestion, and you have to listen to what these people are saying. The The weird stuff is the people that didn't have hypnotic regression that have the same stories as the people with hypnotic regression from a long-ass time ago.

Yeah, dude.

A lot of weird ones.

What about... Okay, I got a great book by Michael Hoffmann called The twilight Language. The twilight language is in Buddhism, and it refers to a coded language, but it's NLP. What is NLP? I want to talk into your sub... So when you see a pickup artist, so I had Dipshit Andrew Tate. He had a nerd pickup artist that was like his court wizard. The guy called himself Iggy Semmelweis. That's not his real name. He's some dork that would wear Chinese shirts and a fedora. Andrew Tate was a reality guide, and it wasn't taken off. Then he gets this fucking hypnotist who used to be in The Rajneesh cult from Wild Wild Country. If you ever saw that.

I love that show.

Yeah, they left out the stuff done to kids, by the way, in that cult, strangely.

Oh, they left that out in the documentary?

They implied people were just fucking in the streets in whatever this town was. They had kids. Kids. If people are that loose with their sexuality in a hippie way there, what do you think happened with kids? Real bad stuff. You can find those kids talking about it. Why it was left out? My guess is, is some liberal shit about, Oh, this might support a Q What's going on? Remember when you had fucking rosacea faith?

But the whole thing is so negative anyway.

But we still have to keep you from believing that your leaders would do things like you've heard of Aztecs doing. You're The white leaders would not do Aztec shit. That's just what cartels do and Africans.

Yeah, but in the documentary, they talk about how they poison the entire town.

It's still not as bad as wholesale trafficking of children.

So you think that was a part of that whole cult. It was wholesale tracking?

I believe 100% that was a part of it, because if you got a weirdo cult like that with little kids, guess who gets attracted to that?

I understand, but why would they ever leave something like that out of a documentary? That's crazy.

Because the same reason Flint Dibble can't handle the that there was a civilization before. It might lead to not rosacea. Like a little creep, Flint Dibble. Do you understand how these people are? They think that you're not... But you might get the wrong idea and distrust authority if you think so because they don't want to start a Satanic panic, they will purposely deny shit like good liberals do. By the way, if you're like, who cares about Epstein? What are you talking about, dude? Why would you say something like that? People that I like have said it to me.

They're not thinking. No, they're- They're just saying it.

But I've heard the phrase.

But I've heard the phrase.

It's like- Hypnosis.

Oh, you think that's what it is?

Dude, that's a scrying device, that fucking thing. You got a North Korea in your pocket.

Maybe that's why I'm doing good lately. I'm not paying attention.

Yeah, well, listen. I have to because I don't have a bunch of money, so I got to pay attention a little bit.

Listen, I get it. I've been there. It's just like, I think find out enough from your friends.

You remember the thing you sent me? Which one? Okay, there's two things I don't want to forget. One is that stupid feminist who said there's no genetic difference.

Oh, that one's amazing.

Okay, so that couple, boy, that was a real fucking rabbit hole, those two.

Oh, yeah, I know.

Yeah, that trad couple, the Collins's. So first of all, that feminist, if you watch the video, the feminist who's saying absolute stupid shit, it's a little disingenuous. It reminds me of a Ben Shapiro arguing with a stupid college kid, but he won't argue with somebody who knows anything. It's clearly they found this dumb bitch to put her out there because you could clear up the misconception in five seconds. Sweetie, no, I'm not saying somebody's better or worse. I'm just saying genetically it's different just because you have a different color.

I don't think they can find someone who's better. That's where I think you're wrong. Find what? Someone who's better at being a journalist. That's where I think you're wrong. I think so many of those people are like her, where they're just indoctrinated into this certain way of thinking and talking, and they just wouldn't even imagine saying there's genetic differences in the races because it's so Charles Murray. It's so problematic. You can get canceled for it. So they'll just spout out stuff that they haven't researched at all.

The bottom line is these two that are doing it that are trad.

Oh, yeah, they're not trad.

They're some bizarre... They're called Techno-Puritans in their words. Some book they think is divinement inspired is a goddamn eugenesis book from the 1800s. What is that? What's the book? Let's get it.

Jamie will find it. Jamie's on it. You can put your phone. Nice.

I look up the guy who tweeted it, Catholic Z1 or whatever. For some reason, not to me, but my girlfriend, that guy's not Catholic. I don't know what the fuck is. I think they ginn that up to promote this gold of a video of an idiot they're talking to. The girl used to run something called... She used to manage Dialog, which is called the Bilderberg of Tech for Peter Thiel. The dude is a Collins. I don't know if you know the history of the Collins family, but he's got to be that one because that's a real important bloodline.

Well, let's find out if he is, otherwise we're going to get in trouble with him.

All right. I mean, Techno-Puritan sounds a little New England to me.

It does, but you're accusing him of being a part of a notorious family. That might not be true.

Okay. Well, I think it's likely because why would you be hooked in with a secret invite-only Bilderberg of tech group? Unless you were. The secret of all these secret societies- Because they're billionaires.

Are they?

Are they very wealthy tech people? Duncan doesn't understand this.

Are they rich at all? Do you know?

Oh, yeah. The guy's a venture capitalist. You know the people that make everything good. You You know why the doors fall off the planes because of those fucking people. So he's that. They're atheists, but do you know what they believe in the future? An AI is God.

That's my religion.

Yeah. It's called I don't know if you know that.

I don't really believe that, folks. Just get it together. I think God was already here.

Yeah, I would say it's likely that it already was. But these maniacs think they're going to make a God. Okay? Right. I I understand what they're saying as far as if, let's say, 10 years in the future, they create that AI that is like that. Dude, that means it has always happened. You can't think in past or future terms. They go, Are aliens us from the future? Well, maybe they're us from the past. That You got to think of it as points in space and nothing with the timeline, because that's not really how time works, as you know, right? Right. So dinosaurs, they lived 150, whatever, million years ago. Think of it as just miles away instead of time, because that really, if you're a 5D, they go three spatial one time dimension to the fourth dimension. If you're the fifth one, which would be the one above that, you don't think about it that way at all, okay? So if at some point in the timeline, somebody invented that, it has always happened. You understand? Then a lot of these tech freaks who are like, the things they're into are so crazy, but they believe shit like Kabala and memes and shit are being sent backwards in time.

Oh, the Kabala is a weird one. A really smart friend of mine gave me that to read. I was like, okay.

Oh, well, it's a mind control method. All these things, all the symbols, they're overlays for your fucking brain. Okay? So you ever watch Stranger Things? You brought up. Right. So that's based on the montage.

Did you know Will's gay? No.

I didn't know any of them were. Okay. I didn't believe any of them were straight the whole time. I assume anybody under 30 is gay.

Okay, what does it say? Related through Malcolm to Dallas's prominent Collins family.

Oh, he's that Collins.

The late Jim Collins was Malcolm. You are right. Malcolm's grandfather, Simone, 29, and Malcolm, 30, are intent on acquiring an established company using what's called the Search Fund Model. I was just trying to get that point about that. Got it. They are related. They are related to a famous college family.

If you ever heard of nick Land? He's supposedly the tech fucking philosopher.

So get to these people. When they're having that conversation with that lady- That whole setup, they found an idiot so they could display that and then push a trad lifestyle, even though they're atheists, that a fake Catholic is putting on Twitter and it's going viral.

That's how you fake these things. Right.

Or someone saw the clip and it appears that a young couple is defending a trad lifestyle, and they just projected that. That's all possible, too, right? Because that's how a lot of people saw the clip without context, without knowing the background of those people. If you were someone who was- I've seen them before. Who was interested, you have. But if you were someone like me, I'd never seen them before. Yeah, right. If you were someone who saw them. They're founders of pronatalist. Org, a nonprofit initiative aimed at promoting and supporting high birth rates. Collins's fear that low fertility rates, especially among people, they view as high achieving, could lead to a decline in innovation and societal progress, as well as the extinction of cultures, economic breakdown, and the collapse of civilization. They are part of a network of self-styled elites that include billionaire Elon Musk, who publicly express his concerns about demographic trends leading to population collapse. They've been featured in discussions. So what does it say about their wacky belief about technology? Because that's on here, right?

I think I found it on a...

Go back to that image real quick, that article, rather. This is a weird one. The colleges are vocal supporters of using advanced reproductive technologies, including in vitro fertilization and genetic screening to promote higher birth rates and advocate for selecting embryos based on perceived desirable traits such as high IQ. Collins's views have been criticized as promoting eugenics.

Which, by the way, it is. That's what CRISper is for, is eugenics. Eugenics came from America, not Nazi Germany. We were the leaders in it.

America invented it.

Back when we were doing a Sig Heil as a flag salute, that's when eugenics came out.

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, a socialist came up with it, the Bellaby Salute, which was a Sig Heil. We stopped doing it because it was awkward.

We stopped doing it because of the Nazis. Yeah, but that's how they used to pledge They used to do it arm out.

Religious beliefs. In 2024, the Collins's stated they were atheists, although at the time they were promulgating a theological worldview they called Techno-Puritanism, which they described as an intentionally constructed religion, technically atheist. Oh, that sounds great. I'd like some nerds to tell me what God is. Thank you.

Technically atheist.

However, by 2025, they stated that the belief that God is a real entity that actually exists at a different point in time is just That's so core to our worldview. All of them believe in AI God, which is technically more Aramon than Lucifer, I guess.

What's Aramon?

That's the one from Zoroastrianism and the tech. It's like heavy materialism. There's nothing but the material, which you know these people that are like that. People have built a fucking... It's so gay. I'm not saying that as a slur for lame. I want to make that clear, but it is also lame. It's both gay and lame. It's all about breeding and all these weird... From what I can tell, trying to piece together what the big players are. Because the deep state and shadow government, it's not just one team. These are scumbag eugenesis. So everybody's competing and trying to backbite each other, just like in real life, right? And so there appears to be just left-hand path and right-hand path. But that's all fucking Lucifer, fucking Kabbalah bullshit. All of it is the same bullshit.

That's Lucifer, Kabbalah, bullshit? That they think that low birth rates are contributing to collapse of civilization?

Well, the low birth rate thing is a thing. China any minute now is going to collapse because they don't have immigrants, right? China... Oh, and remember, they're elderly. They're going to have all these elderly. What are they going to do with them? Because there's not enough young people to take care of them. Oh, COVID came along. I bet every country was involved in their own soft kill to ease their population. That's what I think happened. Because I know the one that hit us wasn't from Wuhan, it was from Raleigh.

Hold on. Do you think that contributed to the decision to bring COVID-positive people back in nursing homes?

In New York, when Cuomo did? Yeah. That guy's such a psychopath. Who the fuck knows? I mean, it's as easy a guess as he doesn't care or he's in a generational fucking cult. Either one could be. It was foul what they did, dude. It's just what always happens, and everybody moves along and forgets it. Were you still talking about that?

Move on. Yeah, they brought COVID-positive people back into nursing homes.

You remember in MIB, the blinky light thing that makes you forget that you saw aliens? . Okay. I have a very bad feeling, Joe, that that is not some exotic technology. I think it may literally just be a blinky light.

Really?

I just got to blink some fucking lights in your eyes and say some bullshit, and that's all it takes to have a matrix. Don't need a fancy computer. I could just put you in a house of cards of lies. I did it with my They need no tech to do it. That's the old ways, right? Now the tech fucks, the next generation of... By the way, Collins, the family, if you ever saw Johnny Depp being a remake of it with the Visa vampire, Barnabas Collins. Dark Shadows.

Dark Shadows, yeah.

The '70s one. That's about a real family. Their supposed claim to fame was being the first warlocks or some shit in America with the Puritans.

Those were supposedly Americans? I thought Barnabas Collins. I thought that was an English show.

He's in New England. Yeah, but he was in New England. They're an old bloodline family, and they came over and they were... All these families-Dark Shadows.

God, I forgot about that show. That show, was it supposed to be taking place in New England? That's where it was supposed to be taking place? What? That's the same family as the other Collins?

Yeah, it's about them.

What?

These are important families. By the way- Holy shit, dude.

Are you sure about that? Because that sounds crazy.

Hey, double check me with Jesus AI, but I think I'm right. You got to double check that. Royalty, bloodline, royalty.

If Dark Shadows was based on that Collins family, that is crazy.

I'm fairly sure it was based on the real Collins family because there's very specific names.

Because it was Barnabas Collins.

Reynolds Collins, Kennedy, something. By the way, the Bootlegger thing, I don't think that's true. I don't think that was their dad at all. I think people are confusing. Really? I just saw a guy who wrote a whole book about it. It's another Joe Kennedy. It wasn't their dad.

I had read that, too. I had read that it was a fact and that they tried to hide it.

I think it's not true.

Then I'd read that it wasn't true.

But the bottom line is if you're... So all these- What certainly was true is their connection with the mob. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, of course.

No, Barnabas Collins is not based on a real person. He's a fictional vampire character created for the Gothic soap opera Dark Shadows, which aired from 1966 to 1971, introduced to boost declining ratings. The character portrayed by Jonathan Fridd quickly became the show's star after an unplanned extension from a 13-week arc. Oh, so he wasn't the star initially. The character's backstory draws from a classic vampire lore. Direct nods to Bram Stoker's Dracula as the primary influence. Bro, I watched a crazy documentary.

Look at the persistent rumors. You see what it said?

I watched a crazy documentary the other night on YouTube about the Vlad Tepes, the original Vlad, the Impaler, about how he became who he became. Holy shit, man. They were like Romania and the Ottomans. When the king had to give up his two sons, and so his two sons had to go live with the Ottomans for seven years.

Pretty bad what they did to him.

Holy shit. So he came back a complete fucking psychopath.

It's very similar to how you would trauma train a kid in an MK program. That's his ancient shit.

Well, certainly, if you want to get that result, that's the way to do it. Completely traumatize the kid for seven years. I probably do. Separating his family and turn him into a fucking monster. What they did was set rows of bodies for kilometers on stakes at a perfect geometric distance from each other. They created shapes that you could see from above. When you'd look down, you'd see a star of dead people.

Yeah, he's the son of the dragon. When you hear dragon- Holy shit, man. When you hear dragon imagery, the new one, did you watch the new one, Nosferatu?

Yes, I did.

So they- Fucking great. I loved it. I liked it. I thought it was weird, the amount of weird necrophilia shit, but that's because that dude, Eggers, was looking into real occult shit. So that was like a fucking the Solomancy school?

I think the That's the best vampire movie ever.

That's what I think. It was just very odd to throw in that the guy, his friend at the end, necrophile his wife. And that's what they're implying 100%. And the reason Nosratu is bothering her is because she used to ask She had some psychic shit and used to fuck around with them as a teen. Yeah. Right there in the story, same thing as Stranger Things, remember Eleven? Mm-hmm. Montauk was a program that they had. They're cutting out the real fucked up parts that are very similar to Dracula's childhood, in particular, the fucking sexual trauma that they have to inflict on a child. That's always left out of the super soldier thing.

The idea is that sexual trauma allows them to have this ability to shut off their past.

Well, Joseph Mengele, who America saved, saved his life to get his great research. He remember he was obsessed with twins? Yeah. John Lilley was into that, too, because a psychic, they're connections and all. So fucking, they found the amount to torture someone until they go in the fetal position. That means they're broken. If you do it young enough to a kid, and there's fucking gross cults out there that have done that. You've heard of certain cults that do it. Every cult you hear about, like nexium, right? Right. There's always a circle within a circle. A lot of people say every cult becomes a sex cult, but that's not necessarily true. Aaron, my friend from... He has a great channel growing up Scientology, and he pointed out, he goes, You know, Scientology did not become a sex cult, even though that shit clearly happened in it. The cult wasn't like Nexium, where it's like, you got to give me a blow job. But why? I was like, Oh, I couldn't figure it out. James McCann explained it to me. James McCann goes, Oh, that's how you become a real religion. If you can keep your cult from becoming a sex cult long enough, you can become a religion.

That's why it didn't become a sex cult. There'll be time for vicious sexual assault once you get that tax exemption. But you just got to hold it together.

Mccann is a fucking smart guy, man.

Yeah, I love talking to him, dude.

I really love talking to him, too. I can't believe he's going to go back to Australia. He knows a lot of stuff. He's going back to Australia in a couple of days.

I know. Well, he's throwing it all away.

We'll get him back.

I mean, Australia.

He thinks he'll be back within a year.

Dude, what a cage Australia is. But they gave up. After the first government run mass shooting, they gave up their guns. What a bunch of punks.

They fucked up. They thought they were doing the right thing. They fucked up. And now their government is just locking them up for anything they want.

Well, they're still subject to the Crown. And so a lot of these creepy things, by the way, when you see that dragon shit, Arthur Pen Dragon. What are you talking about? The legend of Arthur in England, right? His last name is Dragon. Oh, really? Yeah, Arthur Pendragon.

Oh, okay. Right.

If you go to the city of London, which is that weird Vatican-like separate part of London, That the king has to ask permission, and they have a giant called God, my God, that's there. Do you know how creepy the city of London is? It's run by a bunch of guilds. Real dark shit. Whenever you see that dragon logo, dude, these are people that think they have fucking dragonblood, dude. I don't think that. I think they're just inbred, okay? I want to make it clear. That's not what I think, but these people say that. So when you hear like...

Like Charlie Sheen, Tigerblood?

Well, Charlie Sheen used I was going to say he was a Vatican assassin all the time, right? Remember that?

That's the crack talking.

Sure. It sure is. But I never heard that phrase. I was like, What the fuck is that? What is a Vatican assassin? I mean, Dan Brown was around, but he wasn't even... He had open his eye. Well, if you watch the Cleansed documentary, the limited hangout Charlie Shane thing, where clearly, they're not telling you the half of it, obviously, okay? And he goes, Well, I just did so much coke and I fucked so much pussy. I had to try a dude. You flipped the menu. I don't think that's true. The reason I don't think it's true is because in the beginning, they say, his parents walked around naked in front of him until he was five. He's not the oldest kid either. There's some inappropriateness early, and I know they're Catholic and probably some Jesuit shit in there because people that stay movie stars that long, I would bet they have some connection, just like Modern Art was from the CIA. I bet you George Clooney and Tom Hanks have a deep fucking connection. And that's why George Clooney is a billionaire from tequila. And that's why Diddy got mad. Why is George Clooney a billionaire?

I'm a fucking asset. Why don't I get a.

That's what he said, I'm an asset?

I'm wildly speculating that he said it, but I think I'm right. So he went against Diageo, which is a British company. It's not Italian, it's a made-up name. He bit the hand that fed him because he didn't own fucking Sourak. I think the Illuminati is like Sourak. I think it was a bigger thing at one time, but now it's mostly for black people.

All right, Kurt Bansky, we're wrapping it up with that. Thanks, brother. Hi, brother. That was very fun. Yeah, man. You around tonight?

Yeah, you know it.

Let's rock and roll.

All right.

That was a lot of fun. Thank you. As always. Bye, everybody.