Transcript of #2433 - James McCann

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That's good. We started. Are we going?

We're start.

Oh, no, not over the relics.

The dirty dirtier this table is, the better.

Get it away from the. What is that?

The relics. That is. That's from my friend John Reeves. He gave that to me. That's a mastodon tooth or wooly mammoth or. What's the difference? What is the difference between wooly mammoth and a mastodon? There must be a different age, a different era. But that's a giant tooth. That. There's a company in Alaska. I forgot the name, but they. It kind of seems to carve into this thing because it is 10,000 years old at least.

How many of them are there though? Do they have heaps of them?

They have heaps of them.

Oh, that's.

But this is really cool. It's like they carved a. A mammoth in it. So what is the difference? According to our sponsor, Perplexity, a wooly mammoth and a mastodon were related, but quite different Ice age element. Elephants, mammoths were taller, more slightly built grass eaters while mastodons were shorter, stockier browsers that ate woody plants. Okay. I was going to say the hair maybe, but I don't. It's obviously more. Were Wooly mammoth, right? Yeah. Mastodon looks like an elephant.

Yeah. The mastodon horn does look cooler.

They're pretty cool. They're all pretty cool. You know, they lived on an. Was it. Where were the last mastodons? I want to think. I want to say they lived on an island until like 10,000 years ago or something like that because most of them died out. They don't. They don't know how they died out. But the. There's two theories. One, one theory is people killed them all, which is a sh. Theory because it's people of 10,000 years ago with sticks.

Were they around 10,000 years ago?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They definitely did that then.

I don't think so. I think it was a cataclysm. I think it was the same thing that killed 65% of all megafauna. That's the problem. It killed so many different animals almost instantaneously. Yeah, that's it. 4,000 years ago, Wrangel island, remote Arctic island off Siberia's coast, had the last wooly mammoths till about 4,000 years ago.

And that.

Nuts.

That's nothing.

That's nuts. Yeah, that's like before the pyramids were built. It's No, I mean after the pyramids are built.

Similar time.

Yeah, yeah, after the pyramids, allegedly. I think they're probably built earlier than that. But the Official date is 2000.

I've seen the strange man with the.

Beard and which one.

That man you had on to debate it, who's always clapping back on Twitter and going like, there's nothing funny about the.

Oh, flint dibble.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't want to invoke his ire.

I don't want.

He's got a lot of time and a lot of hate.

I actually enjoyed talking to him about non archeology, non, you know, ancient history related stuff. He has some interesting things about seeds. Like, he does a lot of work in seeds.

Okay.

No, it's. It's actually really interesting how, like the history of seeds. Yeah. When. So say if you have a wild plant, they can tell the difference between a wild plant and an agriculturally grown plant.

Yeah.

And the way is the seeds change. So when you have a wild seed, it is more conducive to the growth of the plant if the seeds break off easier and scatter and they get into the ground easier, so they break free of the plant. But then when you use agriculture, the seeds don't become important for the creation of new plants because you're always taking the seeds anyway and planting the seeds. Right. So those seeds are more robust and they hang on more.

Yeah.

So you could. You could tell by looking at the actual seeds themselves whether it's an agriculturally based seed or whether it's a wild seed.

That is good. I hadn't thought about that.

Yeah, it was really cool. That part was cool. The shittiness is not cool. And calling Graham Hancock a racist. They do that with, like, everyone. Everyone who has anything to say about the historical narrative that doesn't fit into exactly what they're teaching or what they have been teaching. They're, like, so unwilling to accept that there's any alternative timeline. But they keep getting fucked because over and over again they keep finding these new things that are older and older.

Yeah.

Like, Tempe was the big one. It happens in every discipline.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it happens in comedy. There's people that don't like new comedians that are coming up. They don't like what they're doing differently.

There's a thing last night about prop comedy.

Yeah.

Like, everyone just stopped doing prop comedy at a certain point.

Well, it's because of Carrot Top.

It's because of Carrot Top. And also because the bullying you would receive right at the moment for Having props. There's what? Rick Glassman. Am I getting his name right? I don't know. But he had some props and he was really funny and he got away with it. But he's the only person in America other than Carrot Top I've seen with any props.

Well, when I started out, there was a bunch of guys who had props. There was a. There was a bunch of guys who had props and it was fun. It was fun to watch. There was God, Dr. Wid. I forget his name. Dr. Wiz. I forget his name. But he was a guy when I first started out in like the 1980s. He had props and he was good. He was funny, comic.

It'll be cyclical. It'll come back. Like ladies with ukuleles had to go away for a time. It was necessary that we purge ukulele women from comedy.

How many were there?

Oh, my God, I don't know. There was. Is this him?

Dr. The legendary wid. That's it. Legendary wid. Yeah, that's the dude. And he would do like science based humor. He was a funny guy. So this is, you know, I saw him in like 88. 88, 89. But the point was, that guy was really funny when he started busting out the props.

Yeah.

And. And we were like. I was like, why don't you just do props?

This is your thing.

Yeah, like that kind of humor. His kind of humor. It's almost like it's missing something in just the. Just a straight stand up for him.

There's like. There's waves of things become trendy and then people who can't really do it very well jump onto it and then it gets lame and people stop doing it.

Well, a lot of it is one guy gets really successful doing it and then that becomes his thing.

We had a run of people pretending to be retarded in Australia.

It was like, how hard did they try?

Really hard.

Were they on the border? They just like slowed it down a little.

Weird sweaters, people having, like fireworks that they would fire into themselves. And everyone would like come out with cards and read their actual.

That's what happens when you take away everyone's guns.

They're trying to take them away again. Again.

Again.

They already took them all away. And then somehow we still had a massive shooting and now the response is, well, maybe we could take even more of them away.

What was the nationality of the people that caused the shooting?

The son, I think, was born in Australia and the dad. There was a big fight over it on Twitter where people were going He's Pakistani.

I remember that, but I didn't. I don't anymore. I don't anymore. I don't get in there.

The big argument was over the religion of the hero who took one of the guns away. So, like, the cops were apparently cowering. That's the narrative. I don't know. But one guy ran up, and it's a great video of a guy. Like, he runs at a guy with a gun and wrestles the gun off him and aims the gun at him. And he does let the guy get away. He doesn't want to kill him, which.

Is kind of crazy. The guy just killed how many people?

Oh, and then I think the guy gets a gun and goes on killing people. Yeah, but he's not a killer. This guy who wrestled the gun off him, he was just heroic.

Gun in the head with the butt, like in the movies.

I don't know what I mean. I would never, ever run up to a man with a gun. I would have been out of there. But the argument was what religion was the guy who took the gun. Because people on the right really didn't want him to be a Muslim. They were like. It was a huge thing on X of people.

People on the right didn't want him.

To be because it was Muslim shooters. But then it looked like he was. His name was like Ahmed Al Ahmed or something.

But hold on. Why would the people on the right not want him to be a Muslim?

Because then you can go, this is a Muslim thing. Muslims were doing the shooting. And we can just go, let's deal with the Muslims.

Oh, you mean the people. The guy who captured the guy, the.

Guy who wrestled the gun off him was also a Muslim, which then makes it like.

Oh, heroic.

Yeah, yeah. Well, his name is like, Muhammad. Muhammad.

Imagine being a regular Muslim and having to deal with these crazy Muslims. There he is, that guy.

Yeah, people love him.

But my man, shoot the guy in the foot if he didn't want to kill him. Shoot him and blow.

His mind can really do that. And then it's a big. Look at him go.

Oh, that's amazing. And he doesn't do anything.

He doesn't.

So the guy just gets away.

The guy does get away.

Oh, this is not good.

But then after he lets him get away, I think he drops the gun and he goes away. And then he gets shot again in the arm. Who knows what to do when there's a live.

Yeah, you don't know what to do. Well, that's a good person. That's a good person.

He is a national hero at the moment. And I think if he had, man, people wanted him to be a Maronite Christian so bad. The groipers were desperate for him to be. There was a lot of people going.

Well, actually, you know, that's the real problem we have in this country. We want to pretend that people actually exist in groups. Even if there's high percentages of people from groups that are doing bad things, there's still a giant percentage that are not. And to alienate all those people by just lumping it all in as one group together. Imagine you're a peaceful Muslim and you have to deal with this shit. And you're like, guys, I just want to pray. I'm just trying to find oneness with God. That's all I'm trying to do.

I love twirling. I'm one of the twirling ones. They're my favorite ones personally.

What's a twirling?

The twirling dervishes.

They just love twirling.

They love to twirl.

I was trying to figure out what you were saying.

Twirling. But this is what's. So after that, the government comes out and is like cracking down on right wing extremism because it's a lefty government. And they go, we have a. Clearly, we have a problem with right wing extremism. So now they're trying to reclassify like, you know, globalized info. Tata Jihadism as a form of right wing extremism, which I'd never. Which, like. Yeah, well, you're not commie lefty stuff.

Well, you have to look at it on paper. Objectively. It is.

Yeah, but I don't know how much they hang out. I don't know if these guys. I don't think these guys are reading like, I don't know, William F. Buckley.

Jr. Let's break down. What is right wing then? Okay, let's say this, okay? Do they want to completely control women's behavior and completely dictate whether or not the woman can leave the house with certain clothes on? What they're allowed to do, right?

Yeah.

That's kind of a right wing thing, isn't it?

Yes.

Total religious adherence. They want a religious state.

Yeah, but the Taliban want to dance with little boys.

That seems like a left wing, separate breakoff group. They're like the Baptists, Catholics. You know what I mean? You got your regular Christians and then you got some other motherfuckers that are out there running wild with the rules. Mormons. How about this?

What a moment.

Yeah. You know, but that's what I'm saying. It's like they're break off group. It's not the ones who are banging the boys. That's not normal. There's a lot of guys out there that are Muslim that are not banging boys. So when you connect them with the Taliban, they're like, bro, I'm just praying over here.

It's all people just trying to have fun.

Yeah, yeah.

Who am I to judge anybody?

The problem is, then you push. When you push these people, it's the same thing that happens. You call everyone a racist. What do you get? You get a nick quintessential. You got a guy who emerges, he's got the balls to shit talk and have fun and say wild things that are very inappropriate and sometimes racist. That's what you get. You get someone embraces that guy because you've been told you're a racist just for being white.

Yeah.

You know, you've been told there's something wrong with you. White male. Like, there was a time where someone would say something in comments all the time. I would watch these people arguing and someone. It was a common thing to say. As a white man, I think you should probably shut your fucking mouth. Like, as a white man, like, you're a white man, you're disqualified from having an opinion on something because you are a white man.

Yeah.

It's another form of racism. It's just an accepted form of racism. That's really weird.

But then you, like, Nick Fuentes is getting all his other ideas through as well. Cause he was the only person saying things that the average person would think was kind of normal. Well, I've been thinking about this a.

Lot, but then he wasn't. A lot of the stuff he's saying was not something the average person would think is bad.

But you sneak your other weird stuff through. Like when everyone's going, right, right, right, right. You know, like when he says when he's getting attacked for going, like a black neighborhood is gonna be more violent on average in America, you go, yes, I've traveled around the country. And that is. I think there's a long history for why that's true.

Well, it's factually correct.

That seems to be correct.

The question is, though, why? And that's where it gets uncomfortable.

Yeah.

Because the real reason for why is a. A host of factors, but the primary one is crime and poverty. The primary one is they live in a community that's filled with crime and poverty.

Yes.

And if you have. And drugs and if you Have a community where people are selling drugs and it's crime and poverty. You're gonna get a lot of violence, whether it's an Italian community, Armenian community, or any community where you got a lot of crime and a lot of poverty.

I first came here, I went to Appalachia.

People are gonna get killed.

There are white people doing crazy, crazy things.

You ever see the wild, wonderful whites of Western?

I watched it, like, a week ago.

Fucking amazing.

The most charismatic family I' seen.

Knoxville did that, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, bro, that.

It made me feel so homesick. Look like I was only there for a couple months. I wanted to go back so bad.

The dance and outlaw.

His. When they're like, granddaddy had a new way of dancing, and it's the most insane. Like, was that really gonna take off? Was that the style of.

Bro, when you're on meth, it's awesome. I mean, miss the perfect dance style.

Stay with.

Oh, they were on everything.

They were on the lot.

How about the lady? I'm always been thought of as a sexy one. She was a stripper. Remember her?

No.

I did voice.

I did a big deep dive on Wikipedia about them. Afterwards, she stumped a kitten.

Which one's dancing here? This is Jesco. American Outlaw Jesco. He's the younger guy.

He's just leaves out the legacy.

Excuse me.

He's. He's like. He keeps the dancing alive. He's the one who's a celebrity in the show.

Right.

But then there's another documentary about him, and in both documentaries, he complains about a woman making his eggs wrong.

Yeah, that's that dude. Yeah, he's got it.

He's a charismatic guy.

Yeah, he. He said he would cut her if she gave him ruddy eggs. I was like, sloppy eggs. Settle down, bro. Like, maybe we shouldn't be celebrating this, but I think.

I think one of them just got out of prison. I think the one who. At the start of that document.

I hope Trump got him out. Who got out? What'd he do?

The one who shot his uncle.

Yeah, Yeah.

I think he just got. That's the sexy one.

I've always been the sexiest one in the family. Listen to what she said. The way she says it, though, the voice is incredible pictures.

Yeah. I think that sexy one. I think she did get in trouble for stepping on a cat.

Well, there was a thing in that film that was interesting, though, towards the end, where you see, like, some of them are trying to, like, move away from that life. That one girl got sober so there was like a take to it where they realized, like, hey, this is not sustainable. This is a crazy way to live. I'm a mother. Like, what am I doing? You know? And she was trying to get out of it, which I think a lot of people do. Come to the realization, if you're in that kind of a community, I gotta get the fuck away from these crazy assholes and stop doing meth.

It is. Yeah, I think, but it's.

How do you do it? See, this is the thing. This is the thing. When you say, like, is it true that there's a higher percentage of murders that occur in black communities? Right, right. But as opposed to poor communities, like, what about, like in deeply impoverished communities? Like, and then when you introduce a history of gang violence and crime and no one ever does anything to stop it, it's gonna stay the same whether it's in Appalachia or whether it's the hatfields and the McCoys, all those motherfuckers that were killing each other back in the wild west days. I mean, it's probably horrible back then. Why? Because they let it be that way. Nobody did anything about it. You couldn't stop them.

And I think some of the solutions for it are very bad. This is my. I don't want to speak out of turn because it's not my country. But like, when I've been driving through.

People love to come to America and tell us what to do. I love it.

I think it's the greatest country in the world. And I repeat that again.

Me too.

When I drive through like a bad area and there's like a Planned Parenthood with a line around the block and things set on fire and you can just like, I know that Planned Parenthood started out as a eugenicist organization where they went like, that was the lady who founded it. That was her thing. And you can really see in those neighborhoods, it's like, if you have a child here, you're gonna be tied to this community. We want you to get out. We want people who have the spirit to get out of here and to live a good full life in America not to be tied down to being in like a really difficult crime riddled area.

Yeah.

So abort your children so you can get out. Seems to be the. I think they're still doing the eugenicist thing of being like, just be free for different reasons. Not cause they wanna dilute the numbers in the population or whatever, but because they go, you've gotta be a free can leave and children will tie you To a place.

Yeah. That's a way to look at it.

That was when I was driving through. I forget Wisconsin, Northern Wisconsin. I don't know, I just hit with this. Oh man. It's like usually the rough area of a town is lifted up by a freeway in America. Like you don't. If you drive into Chicago, you're just way up here on a freeway and then you come down into like the most beautiful buildings you've ever seen in your life. And people go, it's very scary over in the other part of Chicago. And you go, I never saw it.

I was above it.

I was 30ft in the air.

Yeah.

But in some places I have driven through it and I've gone or I've stopped. And you go, this. Someone's like, if I lived here, I mean, there are some areas that are so rough, it's like, man, if I lived here, I would go and steal and kill from the people who live 20 minutes up the road. For sure. You know, like you just drive 20 minutes up the road and there's a German town and everything's perfect and everyone's rich and everyone's beautiful.

Yep.

And you. This doesn't happen in, I don't know, I'm from a very flat country. By comparison, the highs and lows here are incredible.

Oh, the highs and lows of what?

America.

You mean poverty and wealth?

Yeah.

Okay.

Like the Bronx being an hour from the Hamptons.

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Order only while supplies last. That's drinkag1.com joerogan or visit the link in the description to get started. All of it's real close. I used to say that, like when I lived in la, I was like, you know, people like, this is a good neighborhood. I go, right? But you know, people from a bad neighborhood can just come into your good neighborhood. You know about all that, right? When people are like, why do you have dogs? Why do you have guns? I was like, what? Like, do you watch the news?

Yeah.

Are you fucking crazy? Like, you gotta be careful out there and most of the time it's not going to happen to you. The 99.99% of people will never experience anything awful. But to not have any idea that it could ever happen to you is bad. I think the real problem, and this is the one that just doesn't get addressed with any politicians ever is something massive has to be done to stop this like ancestral, like this lineage of people that are coming from these crime ridden places. And no one changes anything about it at all. We had a cop on once from Baltimore and he was telling us that while he was on duty he found this like crime sheet, a doc sheet of all the things that happened in like 76 or something like that. And he was reading all the areas and all the crimes and dawned on him it's like, oh my God, like this is the same crimes in the same area. Decades later and nothing has changed. They need to do something huge, like treat that as if it's an untapped resource of human potential. Because that's what it is.

All those people in that community, if they had been born and raised with different families in a different place, completely different outcome. A giant percentage of who you are is dumb luck. And if the people that got the worst luck to be born in a crack house or be born in a place where there's gang violence on the street every day and you go to school and you have to pick a gang, if you don't pick a gang, they'll fucking kill you. Like, what are you gonna do? Like you're not gonna do anything but what everybody else is doing. That's what most people are gonna do. The few that are gonna break out, maybe they're musicians or an athlete or something like that, they break out, yeah, but for the most part you're fucked. But what it is is untapped and unrealized. Human potential that's going to waste on the most stupid fucking shit in the world.

But then when you try and do something like that in America, the pushback is huge.

Like, I think, what is the pushback of investing into communities?

Well, I would say, like in a small. Like, I think the National Guard going into some places.

Okay, that's different. So that's.

That's what. That's what it can look like sometimes.

That's what it can look like under this administration.

Portland. Yeah. There's gotta be a better way of doing it.

Well, you're just gonna get too much pushback. But what you can't do is let it get to the point where it's feasible to call in the National Guard. Yeah, that's what's crazy. It's like their law enforcement has been so handcuffed by the administrations, especially in northwestern United States. Everybody, they don't get enough sun. They lost their fucking mind. Everyone's depressed and everyone's trans. It's crazy up there. It's crazy.

I was just in Portland. I was in Portland just before the National Guard went in, and I was in Portland.

Like, how insane.

It's so much. You can walk around a little.

Oh, after the nascar, I will say.

Like, I know people were very upset in Portland about that, but I think just quietly, they were going, it's kind of nice. How about the mayor train station?

Again, the mayor in D.C. thanked Trump. Yeah, she's like, this is like the safest it's ever been here since you brought in the National Guard. Look, but the problem is that sets a fucking precedent. So here's the thing. If it's necessary, let's say you have a place that's a literal, not even a real place, a fictional place in America where there's a literal gang war going on and dozens of people are getting shot every day. And it's basically a war zone. Let's just imagine a place like that. You would say, okay, it's probably a good idea to bring in the military and control that because the entire population is at risk. It's very dangerous. It's a literal war zone in the middle of a modern American city. We have to stop that. Well, the thing is, if you. Sucker. People are lighting newspaper stands on fire. People are doing this. People are breaking into Starbucks. Let's bring in the military. People aren't obeying the speech laws. Let's bring in the military. People are not using their digital id. Let's bring in the military. It's like, there's gotta Be a separation between our army and our civilians.

And it has to be a big fucking reason to break that separation.

I think. I mean, you did it in the 60s in the south when like bussing came.

Don't say me, I wasn't.

Y'. All. The United States. When, when the, When Jim Crow was happening in the south, the military got sent in and people. You. You desegregated the south by force.

Right.

So that was deemed to be like an appropriate use of like a monopoly on violence to enact a social change. Like, you're not gonna have segregated schools anymore. We're gonna have the military there and make sure that this works out.

Crazy. You have to bring in that. The military to get people to allow black people and white people to go to school together.

I mean. Yeah, they didn't want. Well, it's just so weird when I go to the south now because everyone is so friendly and people do seem to get along. And you go, your grandparents were like.

Brother, they had to rip the guy.

Doing the craziest stuff. Well, it's terrible. I mean, the Emmett Till. I just found out about that after I got here. It's unbelievable. And they were still shooting the Emmett Till statue that they put up. They had to like replace it with a bronze statue so the bullet holes wouldn't affect.

That's what was going on.

I believe that was what was happening until, like, sure it wasn't just one.

KKK dude, that it may have been one dude, you know, I'm saying that's the problem. You get one wacky guy in a neighborhood and you know that's a racist neighborhood. They were shooting the Emmett Till statue. Maybe it's one asshole tire shop. You know, one fucking dude smelling his own farts and loading up his rifle.

That one Arkansas MMA fighter who kept saying that he loved Hitler did, Did a lot, did a lot to hurt the reputation of that football team because he always had the Razorbacks in the back.

Yeah, that wasn't a. I think he did not phrase that well. I think, I think, I think there's a lot of people. Here's the thing. There's a lot of people that become experts, and I'm guilty of this as well. By you're. You're talking about something where you maybe watched a YouTube video. You know what I mean? Like, maybe you. Maybe you read an article about it in some fucking politico. Who knows? Who knows where you read it. It could be some crazy right wing source. You read something, you took it as fact, and then you talk to a bunch of other people that also take it as fact. And next thing you know, you start talking and you have the biggest show in the world saying, shit, yeah, that's me.

Okay. But people always criticize that. People always have a go at the podcasters for like, spouting off on things that they're not.

Yeah, that is what I do.

But how come there's no responsibility on the mainstream legacy media for having gotten really, really boring over the last. Not just 15, 20 years. Boring is, I would say, lying as well. Compromise.

Completely compromised. Totally untrustworthy. Completely compromised.

I just got the New York Times app because I thought, I'll have a look at that. I finally got enough money where I can pay a dollar a week to be on the New York Times app.

Yeah.

And it's so. I mean, they've built Twitter. Like, the experience of it and the scrolling on it. It feels like you're in Twitter, but only mediated through selected journalists from the New York Times. And suddenly you're like, I'm just stepping into for a moment, whatever bubble that is. I wanted to take a look at it.

It's like, I think they're all gonna have to Course correct. I think they're all gonna have to realize they. It's not being intellectual like a true intellectual, a true progressive by only looking at things from one perspective and to automatically assume that anybody that has a different perspective. Hey, we're back.

There we go.

Where was I?

So they need to have a course correction. We're talking about the mainstream media and that they've lost that many people.

That's what I'm saying was that you can't proclaim yourself to be intellectual by only listening to one perspective and to being very aggressive and hostile about the other perspective. Immediate ad hominems, immediate attacks on, you know, lumping everyone in together, associated like we were talking about earlier, associating ancient history with racism. Like, you're doing that. It's a little trick you're doing. You're not having a real conversation. You're being a bitch. And this kind of communication sucks. It sucks for the left, it sucks for the right. When people on the right. It sucks for. It's a bad human communication skill. If you were good at it, you would want other people to have different opinions, and you'd want to hear those opinions and talk to those people.

I think they're trying to course correct. This is what's weird to watch is there? And it's who they're. I don't want to. They. They Love Schultz at the New York Times.

Well, he goes over there.

They've picked him. Yes, they've picked him.

He goes over there and talks with them. Yeah, well, he's very smart.

They want him.

Sure. And another. He's another guy's very smart and very fun, you know, so, like, they want these people because they've been kind of locked out of the fun.

Yeah, well, they also. They just pretended that it didn't exist.

Do you see Schultz talk to them.

Though, when he talks on the round table? Yeah, yeah, it was great.

It's hilarious because they're talking in these bullshit terms.

Yeah.

And he's like, hold on, you know, let's just talk real here.

He goes, the Jews. And everybody laughs because he can't. Because he's a comedian, he's allowed to be funny.

Yeah. And there's another one that he did with another guy. I forget from what other mainstream media publication. It was the same sort of situation. And to have it that way, where it's a one on one conversation, then you get to see, like the weird way that they actually think and communicate. The bubble. Like when Tim Dillon was on cnn.

The CNN one, I was gonna say, that's why I moved my ringer. Because she kept asking this. She didn't want it. They resisted releasing that as a long form thing.

Yes.

And you can see why, because she's asking the same question three or four times in a row to try and bait something, which is not how a conversation works.

We pressured them into putting the whole thing out.

She keeps going, really, come on. Just to get him. Because he's a fun guy and he wants to say something funny and she's like baiting him to say something exaggerated.

Yeah. Jon Stewart had the best response to this whole thing. He was talking to some guy from the New Yorker and they were talking about this podcast and he's like. They were talking about different opinions and different people that I've talked to. And he's like, but Joe Rogan has the biggest audience in the world. He has a bigger audience. He's like, well, go get a big audience. Yeah, go get it.

It's not like they don't have the finances.

You just go figure it out. Do it right and you'll get a big audience. Like, it's not that fucking complicated. I don't have pyrotechnics. There's no cgi. There's not even a crew. There's a skeleton crew of people who do this.

But I think. I think some of it is the it's just like ivory tower mentality of if, if it becomes like that. They think there is a. There is a sense in people who have got like a very big education and have gone through the. Whatever system you have to jump through to get to an elite legacy thing is that most people are too stupid to have like an open and honest conversation with. And that if stupid people like you, then that's a problem. That's how they're viewing the world. And that there's like.

Well, there's. They're also viewing the world in that they're protecting people from opinions they don't agree with. Even though they listen to those opinions. It has no effect on their position. They keep the same position.

Yes.

But they're worried that people dumber than them. It's a very condescending thought process to.

Think that you're the only open minded person.

Not only that, and people that are dumber is that which is most people. You're going to fall into the trap of what this person saying that I don't agree with.

With. And this. Yes.

Yeah.

And that if you. And that the only way to get people to listen to you is to like spin lies. Like you can't just be honest. Which is what I think the podcasting thing is. It's what it is. It's a long. It's. You can't really put on a facade for three hours talking to somebody.

Maybe you can.

I. I think that might be who he is at this point.

Yeah, he is definitely that. Well, that's why I wanted to do a podcast with him. So you could say three hours, by the way. No questions beforehand, no prep, didn't pee, sat there for three hours. He's almost 80. Like if he was wearing a diaper. Respect. But the guy just fucking hung out for three hours. Does that mean I agree with everything he does? Fuck no, of course not.

But he was able to be himself for three. He was able to talk for three hours. Whereas Kamala wouldn't do it.

Well, she could have. She could have done it. I'm telling you, man, I would have been fine.

I would have spent six minutes on Stephen Colbert. And I don't think.

Different. It's different. He's kind of being like an interviewer, right? He's in this weird position where he's at a desk. The desk is beside you for some reason because that's how they always used to do it. So these uncreative people just do it the exact same way always. It doesn't make any sense. Why does he have a desk? Is he writing? What does he have? Does he have pens in the drawer? Like, what are we doing here? Like, why am I on a couch over here? Why am I sitting down, like, to the right of you? It's weird. It's always in the same position. Host is always to the right.

Yeah.

They're always to the left of the screen. It's goofy, right? So he's doing this thing that you only do on television in front of an audience. By the way. Should never have a conversation in front of an audience. Because as soon as you do, the people who are aware of the audience, you're aware of how people think and feel, and you're playing to them. And some people say things to try to get a rise out of you in front of the audience. If you want to do that, it's a different thing. But if you're going to have like a really important conversation with someone, you don't want to do it in a fucking audience. So Stephen, the way he's doing his handicap from the jump. Also, you only have seven minutes before you have to cut for commercial or whatever it is. You can't do that. It'll take me seven minutes to ask what she likes to cook. I wanna know what she. Who she. I don't know. I wanna know. Is there anything that she regrets doing? What does she learn from this time? Is it more complicated being a vice president than you thought it was gonna be?

Like, what is the web of trying to fix things and change things versus the people that are influencing you to make decisions? Cause we're not pretending that people don't spend a lot of money to influence your decision. So how much of an effect does it have?

What do you actually believe when they come to you? I say, for those favors.

Right. What would be better? Could we take money out of politics? Would you be willing. What would we do if we completely eliminated corporate funding of any politicians? How would that change everything? Those are the kind of questions we could have. Like, we could have talked for hours about that.

But they don't. She doesn't want to do that. And the people around her. This is what I meant. There's like. There's something that has the right. Used to have this as well. And both sides of politics had it. And I remember there was like, Howard Dean, I think it was. Did a weird scream.

Yeah. One time.

And the whole thing fell apart. And that really stayed with me that I remember watching Politics and there was some sense of, like, everything is very manufactured. And if you make a single mistake. Oh, my God, you'll lose a primary. It's all over. And Trump destroyed that with the Republicans, where it all became very. We've just got to, like, hang out and talk. And everyone got very loosey goosey on the right.

Yeah.

And the Democrats have not adjusted to that and had their. Like, Bernie could do it. They just froze Bernie out and they did everything they could to stop him coming through.

Right. Like Marjorie Taylor Greene. You could not have a person like that before Trump. That would. There's no way. There's no way.

I mean, you can't have her with. She's gone.

She's gone now.

She's gone.

But she wouldn't have existed without him. Like that sort of brash, crazy personality that had not existed in a congressperson.

And there will be someone on the left who could do that.

Jasmine Crockett, she's doing that, man. Maybe she gets aggressive. She does loud. They get crazy. Listen, it's a reality show.

I know people don't like her. I think she's hip. She would maybe come on the show.

Okay.

Have you invited her to come on the show?

No, I.

Listen, I'm too scared to have me on the show.

I think a lot of them. Very nice people. Very nice people there. And this is not an attack on any individuals. I think that system turns you into a sociopath. That's what I think. And I think there's very few people. Tulsi Gabbard, my friend, being one of them. I love her. She's amazing. She's a real person. Like, that lady is the same person on air, off air, meeting people, hanging out with her husband. I've hung out with her hours and hours and hours. That's who she is. She's cool as fuck. And she was a congressperson, but she has horror stories.

Yeah.

When she tells you, like, what it's like on the inside. And when she. When you find out how these people are making hundreds of millions of dollars on $170,000 a year salary and no one's batting an eye. That is kind of kooky. That's. It's kind of kooky because even ones you wouldn't suspect, like, wait a minute, they're worth how much now? You don't really know how much they're worth. Right. You'd have to get an audit. Right. Because what you're hearing is a reporting of what they're worth. And it could be total propaganda. It could be half of what it is. But even if it's millions, even if it's a couple million. If you've been a congressperson for two years and now all of a sudden you're worth $3 million and you were in debt before you became a congressperson, that's suspicious. And if you look at the fucking, the people that invest money, that's where it gets really crazy. Because it is not a blue thing and it's not a red thing. It's both. Everybody is making money on the stock market. There's a shitload of these people that are buying a bunch of stock.

And then conveniently, a short time later, a bill gets passed that they were working on that makes it very profitable for that country. Stock shoots through the roof, they make a giant windfall.

I'm trying to remember who said it. There was some line that someone said about like, you can, you can sort of believe what you want in American politics and you'll get rich for it. Like no matter what you actually believe. There's a group out there who are gonna get you rich for having a belief in it. Sure, if it's the environmental people, if it's the fossil fuel people, right. I mean there would be varying scales of it. But also you can fix this. Like there are ways to, to fix.

The money in politics.

I've been reading a lot about Lee Kuan Yew.

Who's that?

He was the sort of the dictator of Singapore. They might not like that.

Don't go there.

He won elections, but Singapore is like a single party state.

Oh, so it's like when Putin wins.

I don't want to get in trouble with the people of Singapore.

Listen.

But it is notable that one party wins every single time and they don't primary and they win almost all the seats and they are really popular. But he brought in like canings and he got drugs out of the country and he started paying the politicians a lot. Like if you're a politician in Singapore, you get a huge salary, but you are not to ever be corrupt. Like you're meant to have enough money that they can't really buy you. And that might be the only way. Cause if you have, you know, were they earning 170,000 something dollars a year to be a congressperson? If they are making $3 million a year and the punishment for taking money from anybody else or from getting a stock, you know, maybe you can't own stocks, but we give you $3 million a year, right. Then at least you can't be swayed. Like you're taking a lot of tax money to do the job. But at least there's some insulation on someone being able to go, I want you to vote this way.

I think if you have a totalitarian dictatorship, you could probably pull that off. Because if the politician is bad, you can shoot him.

Yes.

The problem in America, if you have $3 million and you know a guy who's got $50 million, you feel poor because we're retarded. All right? Brian Callan has a friend who's worth. I think he's worth $8 billion. And he feels broke because his friend is worth 30. No, no, no. For real?

Yeah.

There's people that get that goofy.

I've seen it a couple times.

So if you're in the business of trying to make money, which is what most politicians are, it's like they decided not to go into sales. They go into politics. They're trying to make as much money as they can while they're there. Right. That's what most people are doing with most jobs. If you're doing that and you're just kind of a person who's drawn to that kind of a job, you're not going to be happy with your salary. If you find out that there's some NGO that you can invest in and you can start a nonprofit, and then it becomes a profit, and you can funnel money overseas. And then corporations that you buy into also can use the laws that you're passing. You're gonna do it anyway. They're gonna do it anyway.

This is why Plato says they're not allowed to touch money.

I cannot be corrupted. You'd have to kill them. If you catch them corrupt, you gotta shoot them in front of everybody. You gotta say, this is what happens when you steal from America. Boom. I'm not saying you should do that, but I'm saying that's the only way you're gonna stop it. It would have to be a totalitarian dictatorship. But then it brings us back to the thing about using the military in the cities. When do you draw the line? Yeah, when do you draw the line? Okay, what's hate speech? Right. So hate speech can mean a bunch of different things to different people. So as soon as you say, we can't permit hate speech, okay, well, then you can't permit freedom of speech because you're just defining hate by whatever. That's the same line when you bring the military into the cities, it's the same line. It's like you're doing something you shouldn't be able to do, and you're justifying doing it, saying, because this is a special case. But the problem is, what if that gets solved, you're gonna move further to the even more you've already got me to allow you to arrest.

You can arrest me for tweeting things. Okay, I've already said yes to that. So what else is next? Like you're gonna keep going. If you make money, you want to gonna wanna make more money. If you pass laws, you wanna wanna pass more laws. Yeah, that's how you get numbers on the board. That's how you win this fucking game. You can't let them ever score.

Then you have to de game the system long term. If you're going to have a democracy, you have to have.

You got to d game the system. But the problem is there's so much profit in it. And they get to vote on whether or not they can still do this insider trading thing. Right? Which is bananas. Like, who thinks we should still steal? Oh, can we have an anonymous vote?

You don't have this problem with an aristocracy. That's all I'm saying. Well, you finally go back to the.

Powdered wigs, and there's a terrible argum for that because you're just hoping that the person is a benevolent dictator. That's the best case scenario. You get a benevolent king. But how many of those have ever existed?

They've had so many beautiful, benevolent kings. We've got a benevolent king right now in my country.

It's strange, right? It's like there's no right way to run people because no one really should be one. There's never a time where it makes sense where one person is the head dude of 350 million people. That is nuts. That is completely nuts.

Yeah, but you also, I mean, as a country, you have a great tolerance, I think, compared to other, like western democracies, for letting there be some chaos.

Yeah, because we have guns. That's part of it.

I think heavily armed country, tolerating chaos allows you to have the guns done. Like, if you didn't have the virtue of going, some people are gonna get shot and we're gonna be okay with that.

Well, it's not just that. It's like, you know, it was written into the constitution because we were rebelling, right? We were. We were rebelling from a dictatorship. We had escaped. And when we had declared that this was a country, we were like, we gotta stay strapped because these motherfuckers might come back. And we all agreed to that.

Yeah.

And then it got to a point where people go, okay, but they were talking about Muskets. Now people have AR15s. Now people have, you know, switches they could put on glocks and it can fire automatic.

Like is this tactical nuclear weapon defended under the second amendment?

You want to hear the scariest thing that I heard? This, this is a guy that was talking about the UAP program and the back engineering of flying saucers. Yeah, they, what do they call it, A simultaneous or a spontaneous, what was the word that he used for it?

Instantaneous.

Instantaneous. That these UFOs that they believe use some sort of a gravity, some sort of a propulsion system that's unknown to modern science, standard conventional science. And they can transport, literally transport like going from place to place in space instantaneously. And so what did the United States government try to do? They tried to use it as a method of delivering a nuclear bomb. So an instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system. That's what they were calling flying saucers. The first thing they thought about doing with them was instantaneously deliver a nuke. So no one could retaliate. And they didn't even see it coming. You would just have a flying saucer with a nuke appear at the Kremlin.

What's weird though, you guys had that capability for years.

Allegedly.

No, I mean, I mean the bomb. I mean when no one else had the nuclear bomb and when we didn't have good anti air programs and just America alone had nuclear weapons. Yeah, you could have at that point you could have said we're in charge of the world now or everyone's dead.

Well, there was a bunch of people that did. I mean that's what Dr. Strangelove is all about, right?

You made movies about it and you talked about it, but you didn't do it. When the Suez crisis kicked off, I think Eisenhower was like, can we get a nuke in there? And people said no, Mr. President.

Bro, they came real close to nuking things three or four times.

What a beautiful thing that you did. You held back.

Yes.

No one else would have. I talk about this, I think about this a lot. That like if anyone else had discovered the nuclear weapon, that's it. You'd have global hegemony by one power.

Well, I think that is one thing about America that most people will agree to is that we like to think of ourselves as being the best country in America. And that comes with responsibility. Being the greatest superpower comes with responsibility. That's why people get real uncomfortable about like drone bombing statistics and shit like that. They get real uncomfortable because it makes you really question like what we Do?

Yeah.

When you, you know, when you tell people, did you know that, like, more than 80% of the people that die in drone bombings are civilians? Accidental kills.

Also, every time someone tries to be nice about Obama, then they have to go. The drone bombings, he did try to bomb a lot of innocent people.

I know. They always have to do that. You know, listen, I think we found out through Obama. Most likely what you find out through anybody that gets through there that's not Trump is that they immediate co opt you into the system. You had no idea how the system worked until you got in there. You were a senator for two years, and then all of a sudden you're a president. You had some amazing ideas and you're a great spokesperson and probably the best statesman we've ever had. Like the best representative of the best about America. A guy who is from a single mom, you know, grew up poor, didn't, you know, didn't have a silver spoon in his mouth. Forget about all the narratives of him being nar related somehow to the Bushes. There's a lot of that.

I didn't know that.

Oh, there's like a whole conspiracy theory. But point is that what you got is a guy who is promoting hope and change. Right. And that's what we were all really hoping was going to happen, but not. It was really kind of like another Bush term in terms of, like, foreign policy, in terms of a lot of things, in terms of, like, the way America felt about America, though it was good. It was like, hey, racism has obviously, like, stopped being an issue to get you to be the President of the United States because a black man just won. And it's not saying that racism doesn't exist, but we're doing better than we used to do. This was not possible when Martin Luther King Jr. Was making his I have a dream speech, but it is possible now. So we have progressed. And he's brilliant. So it's. And he's. And he's like, well measured and calm and peaceful and he never calls reporters piggy. He never makes me tweets when his enemies die. You know, like.

So as a representative, I. It's gone to the point where the Rob Reiner tweet just went up.

It just like it killed it for a lot of people. Yeah.

Is that it? But like, no, I mean, I saw it. I was like, oh, yeah, of course he's mocking a dead man.

Well, that guy tried to jail him for, you know, year. And this is not forgiving him for that.

Is this right to jail?

Oh, my God. There's a video of him working with intelligence agents. He was working with James Clapper. And who's the other guy? Clapper. And why? How come I can't remember that?

I just. I still think it's a good.

But there's like a well produced, 100% just.

It was with McCain as well. I remember that they hated each other.

I know. 100%. It's gross. It's a gross thing to mock a man after he's dead. It's just pointless. But the real problem is it's a bad look for America in general. Right. It's a mark of cruelty that ultimately could lead people to think differently about America and perhaps motivate attacks. That's a real thing. Like a kooky person. You can sway them either way by the vibe the country's giving off. And the President is giving off a vibe that, you know, his enemy, he's mocking the fact that his, you know, his enemy was obsessed with him, and that's what led to his son going crazy and killing him.

I've had friends come over and visit me, and almost all of them have been scared to come. Like, people who have been to America.

Before, they're scared to come to America.

People are very scared to come to America. Yeah, well, this is like, not Honduran. This is just Australians who are like, there's gun violence. It looks if you just. If all you're seeing is the. The news, you go, well, civil war's right around the corner.

Well, that's what they want. And it's like, that's what they want.

People are way more interested in college football than killing each other in the street.

Especially in Texas, most people are way more interested in living their lives. The problem is when your life becomes that. The problem is when your life becomes a cause. When your life, whether it's a religious cause, you know, a jihadist cause, a right wing cause, a left wing cause, your life becomes a cause. You know, we have to stop oil now, and you're gluing your hand to a painting. You know, there's a lot of nutty stupid that goes on with just being a human being, and it's all accelerated by social media.

But I find it heartening that people give a here that people know on some level, maybe they don't have, like, a good grasp of what's actually happening in the world, but there's a sense in America that people kind of know who their politicians are. They're across what the issues that they're being asked to Vote on are. And this, like in Australia, the extent to which people have no idea what is going on and are so checked out and don't know any of it and are not, like, actively participating in democracy, you guys really care. Like people primary and they scrutinize people and they. There's some belief that you can still get involved in politics here. I really. It's like the most heartening thing about it is that. And that's the downside is if everybody cares, then you do get. You get people going off the deep end.

Well, you just gotta keep it a fair game. And as long as you keep it a fair game, if you don't do a good job and that person gets into power, you fucked up. So now your team has to regroup and rebuild and come back again in four years. And that's what it's supposed to be. But when you start trying to do things like moving all the illegals to specific states so that you get more congressional seats because of the census, and then you start giving them Social Security numbers and Medicaid and Medicare and you start rigging the system because you want to, like, bring in more voters and you're spending. And this is what they did. This is undeniable at this point.

Fetterman was copped to it. He was like, yeah, I saw him on.

Yeah, it's undeniable what they did. And I get it. Like, you're playing a dirty game. They're playing a dirty game. And this is not a right or left thing. I remember that Hacking Democracy documentary that was on HBO back in the day. It was during the Bush administration and this Hacking Democracy. They had tested these voting machines. And this is a long time ago, right? So this is like, what was it like 2004, Jamie, what was that? Somewhere around then. So this, this was a much less sophisticated system that I'm sure that they're using today. But there was a third party input. For some reason, it had been set up so a third party can input data into the machine and change the votes. And they did it on tv. They did it on tv. They showed that they could do it easily and they affected the votes. So they showed back then, they were essentially saying that the Bush administration had rigged the vote and that's how they got Bush into office. And this company that made these machines was a big contributor to the Republican Party. So this shit has been going on on both sides.

But that was true. I mean, in 2000, that was true.

Everybody thinks the JFK election, the film investigates. Oh, for sure. The JFK election. The flawed integrity of the electronic voting voting machines, particularly those made by Diebold election systems, exposing previously unknown backdoors in the Diebold trade secret computer software. The film culminates dramatically in the on camera hacking of the in use working Diebold election in Leon County, Florida. The same computer voting system which has been used in actual American elections across 33 states and which still counts tens of millions of American votes today. Whoa. Today? Is that real? The same fucking machines? When it was written? I don't know. When did it. When did this article come out? This is Wikipedia.

I don't know. It's usually up there, bro.

That's crazy. If they're still using the same machines, that's like. But that was a thing during Georgia, right? They were supposed to upgrade the machines, but they decided to wait until after the election to do it.

Why is there no pressure to make the elections feel more real?

I think because they're both rigging it, right?

But if they're both rigging it, I don't think if neither of them was rigging it.

They just want to win, man. And then call everybody conspiracy theorists. Both sides, by the way, this is not one side or the other. I think both sides are trying to do whatever the fuck they can.

I don't think both sides rigging it.

Okay? It's the same. Been used in business in the US since 2009. Well, this is about the Bush administration die bold things. And what you're hearing about mail in ballots, that's about the left. It's like you're. You're getting the same thing on both sides. One of the things that Rep. Luna said when she was on the podcast, I thought was fascinating. She's like, there's certain problems that they don't want to fix because they can campaign finance against it. They can like get people to donate money against it.

Okay.

You know, like they could run on that platform. We're gonna fix this. Like, they don't want to fix it because that's how they get money, right?

Like, if you're in your homelessness, you actually need the homeless so you can keep existing.

Not only that, it's even worse. They're incentivized to have more homeless. They get paid per homeless. So if they have more homeless people, they can say, hey, we need a bigger budget. We have more homeless people.

I remember when we had the unemployed in Australia. It was like we had these companies that would. It was their job to get you a job and the government would pay the money. But you got more money for finding someone a job if they've been unemployed for a longer period of time. So it's like, don't try too hard to find him a job for the first two years. All right, two years in, then get him a job.

Yeah, you're growing some plants. You don't want to pick it so early.

Yeah, it's not. I don't think the answer is just a good king who solves everybody's problems, but I really do.

You'd be a good king.

Watch.

No, go over to Australia and be king of Australia.

We've got enough problems.

You can fix it.

I've talked about getting our own king many. I did a show about it once. I really, I think Aboriginal king would.

Be, well, everybody bring the country together. Yeah, for sure. That'll work. Everybody wants like the perfect system and it's not going to ever exist. And I don't think it ever will because I think there's always going to be. No matter what happens, no matter who's in charge and no matter who's doing this, there's always gonna be people that oppose. No matter what. Naturally oppose, even if illogically, there's. It's never gonna be perfect. But you gotta make it the most fair. It's gotta be fair. And as soon as you catch someone rigging the system, you gotta. That has to be alarm bells that go off for everybody on every side. It shouldn't. If you find out that there was mail in ballots that were illegal and they were fake and they were brought in so that the Republicans can win some sort of a primary. If you found out that was true and you were Republican, you're supposed to be upset. Yeah, like this is. Someone is cheating this incredible system that we. And you're not going to have the will of the people. This episode is brought to you by the Farmer's Dog. Here's a fun fact.

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You gotta make it seem fair enough so that there's nothing. A violent uprising. It's gotta like just for having a future of the country.

It's gotta be the will of the people.

It's January 7th thing.

Yeah.

Those people got. No, but that was. That was those people. That was a lot. There were some people there who were definitely feds trying to bring them in the building.

Dude, I wonder how many were feds before that. Here's the question. There's a bunch of people that were feds at the scene. They finally had to admit that we were talking about that. Yeah.

That man's crazy. Have you seen that guy? It's crazy.

It's crazy. There's a bunch of people that called people to go into the Capitol to break in. And a bunch of them probably were feds. But how many feds were on these chat groups? How many feds were on message boards? How many feds were instigating people to do things and talking about things that aren't true or saying things that they're. How many. How many feds were trying to get the kookiest of the kooky riled up? Yeah.

But then also like, why. Why is the blame not on. Why did the Democrats not go. We've contributed to making a system that even if this is a totally legitimate, like group of people who really believe what they're doing by storing the Capitol, we've contributed to building a system that looks really fake to a lot of people. Where we could take really easy steps to make it look less fake. Like you could have. I don't understand why voter ID isn't everywhere. And they go, well, not everyone has an id.

Well, it's racist.

Give them one.

It's racist. What you're saying is racist.

How hard could it be to go.

Check your white privilege? You are a straight white male. Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

All the other races can have a photograph taken of themselves just as easily with a little laminated card.

Meanwhile, all those other races just a few years ago needed proof of vaccination. So this is kooky. It's completely kooky.

It would be. But then nothing is being done now to actually bring it in.

It's illegal to show your ID in California.

Where?

California.

In the whole state of California.

You cannot show your ID when you vote. If you want to, you can't show it.

You can't wear it on a lanyard around your neck.

They'll fire you. They'll kick you out of there. You can't vote now, sir. I don't know what they would do if you came in with a lanyard. That might be the move. But the point is they made it easier to cheat on purpose. Like, that's the only reason why you would do that. And to say, like, it's racist to require id. How do I know who you are? I don't know you. There's a million people in this fucking town and this is like one polling station is lined around the block. I don't know you. I need your id. This is crazy.

There was a clip from the Obama election that I remember watching where they were talking to a guy who was like. They asked him, have you ever voted before? He said, no. Did you vote? He goes, yeah, it felt so good. I went back and did it again. And then they cut off to somebody else. I've always remembered that. That felt.

Yeah. If you don't have id, you could just change your clothes and go back in. Especially if you're an nondescript.

You know, I don't have an anti Gavin Newsom bent, but I don't understand why he's the guy the Dems are pushing. Because he's from a state that everybody agrees is in huge disrepair.

He doesn't agree that. He thinks it's killing it.

They can't build a train.

No, no, it's great.

They've wasted billions of dollars trying to get a reasonably short distance covered with a train.

Listen.

And he can't do it.

They're gonna get it worked out. He's gonna be president and then he's gonna fix it all. The problem is Trump. The reason why it's Trump. Trump is. The real reason why California's failed is Trump. Once he gets into office, Trump will be out and he'll fix the whole country and say, guys, you gotta trust me on the long plan. People will buy into it. The reason why is because there's no one else. This is the reason.

There must be so many charismatic, so.

Many people that are rational out, so many people that aren't corrupt. They force them out. And then other people don't want their laundry dug up. They don't want fake stories told about them. They don't want ex girlfriends to get paid off to come up with crackpot theories of them being a satanic person or whatever. Drug addict, abusive.

All right, this. Only people who left a dead bear in the park should get, like Bill Cosby as the candidate or people of Bill Cosby level stature. This is my new idea.

Okay, okay, let me hear it.

Just someone who is. So there's nothing to blackmail them with. People already think this is one of the worst people.

R. Kelly for President.

Right? You can't. Everyone knows he had a dungeon with a lady in it. Okay? You can't blackmail R. Kelly at this point. So whatever R. Kelly says he wants to do, he probably wants to do that. His reputation can't get any lower. Right. If you only put forward people who have done terrible things. If Epstein was still alive, you could have him, because what are you gonna blackmail him with? He was getting. He was doing all sorts of terrible things.

Well, you would like to have a very good person who just hasn't done terrible things because you're just a very.

Good person, but you can just lie about them. The only security against being blackmailed even about a lie, is to be a.

Total piece of shit.

Is to be the worst man in the country.

Right?

No one likes my idea.

It's a good idea for now. I think what we're gonna really be able to know within the next few years is whether or not you're telling the truth. I think with wearable electronics, I think ultimately they're trying to do something that allows you to communicate head to head. Have you seen that stuff where they do it?

I'm not getting it. I don't want it.

Well, what they have right now is a wearable. These guys put it on, they think something, and then the other person hears it.

This is one of the worst things I've ever heard.

Oh, you have to see it.

We're doing that.

You have to see it. It's crazy when you watch them actually do it. So right now, it's attached to an actual computer behind them. But that's for now. Eventually, it's going to be wearable, just like everything. It gets smaller. I mean, this is bigger than.

You're so much more relaxed with the AI stuff and the technology than I am.

You can't.

I'm fighting it.

If you see the asteroid coming, you have to realize you're going to die. Like, there's nothing you can do about it.

The Amish have continued very happily.

I don't think it's going to be as disastrous as everybody thinks. I just don't believe that. I think we'll figure it out, but I think it's going to be a massive upheaval of our total, completely. Our economic system, our life system, the way we interact. But we have to realize this is what's really important. The way we interact is really new. The way we live in cities stacked in high rises and driving around in cars. This is a tiny little blip in time that the human race has existed like this. Before that, we had a totally different thing. And for the longest time, people traded things back and forth and they. They used gold coins and silver coins and. And there was no stock market. Like, this whole thing that we're doing right now with automation and you worried about it's taking jobs. Those jobs weren't even a thing in the past. Yeah, we built this giant population based on the fact that jobs would exist. We gave people the confidence to procreate, get married and have kids and. And this. We'll find another way. We'll have to. People will have to. It'll. It's just.

It's not going to be pretty, but it's just like everything else that happens. It's this massive change in society and culture. We're going to have to adapt.

I'm in. I'm in flight mode on it. I want to be on an acreage.

You know, you get nervous when I play AI music in the room.

When I go, this is good, you go ti. And I go, gah.

Yeah, you love that.

I get stressed.

The country one I played the other day, that was good, right?

50 Cent stuff is fantastic. My favorite remains the Japanese cover of Oasis. Have you heard Japanese Oasis?

No, I have not.

If you type in Japanese, Wonderwall it is. Oh, I like it a lot.

But can we play it? Can we play it, Jamie, or would it be an issue? We got to cut it out. We'd have to cut it out.

I don't think anyone owns the rights to Japanese.

They might. Somebody probably does. Who wrote the song Wonderwall?

Do you really?

That's how that works. The performance of this would be a different situation.

But I can do it now. I can do it. Getting a lot of trouble, is there?

Wonderwall, Oasis cover. Japanese Enka is the title on YouTube. This is the right one, I'm hoping.

Yeah.

It says New Wave films is the page. You have a problem.

Stop this.

Stop this.

Stop this.

Stop this. You're a sick man, James. Why do you like that? Why do you like that?

Cuz it's the. The funniest voice of all time.

But it's weird. It's not a real person. It looks like an old video.

So they've cut up an old video and put it over the AI Music.

Oh, that's what they did.

If you look very closely, you can find the original music. And she's singing some beautiful folk song about a singer.

Oh, I thought it was like, AI generated video, because you could do that. You know, I just.

I want to retreat from it. I want to be on a farm. I want to have the chicken. I know, but this is also not like, a serious way to build a society. I'm shocked that no one's blowing up the servers. Like, when they invented the loom, people in Britain were like, we will destroy all of the looms. No one is, like, upset now that robots can think.

Well, they don't know what to do. Right. And it feels inevitable because it is. No one's gonna stop it. And if they did stop it, no one would listen. And if we did listen, the problem is China's not gonna listen. And it's a Manhattan Project kind of race.

Yes. But then you go, okay, we've gotta get the nuclear bomb first. But how does that pan out in the end? Everybody has a nuclear bomb.

But here's the thing. You have to have one. Like, if AI exists and they can take over your financial system, they could do, like, you're gonna have to have AI that combats AI and your AI better be better than their AI I like that. And you have to have everything protected against AI I want to lose in.

A fabulous way that inspires people like Amada.

That's what you want to do. That's why you should be the king of Australia. No, I mean, that should be your speech.

Yeah. We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose, and people are gonna be. So they're gonna respect how we lose. This is the Christian message. Well, getting defeated, and that's the ultimate victory.

I think it's coming, dude. Whether you like it or not. And it's better if we have it than if we don't. If you're Papua New guinea and the AI Overlords come storming into your town, you have no say. It's over.

I don't know. We've tried to have a say over Papua New Guinea a couple times. They're very hard to manage.

Well, that's a very hostile place.

They're doing their own thing.

That is a very, like, forbidding jungle.

Yeah, we are. No one wants to talk about it in Australia. Every time I try and talk about Papua New guinea, at first I didn't know about, like, racists would come at me at a party with facts like, there's cannibalism in Papua New guinea sometimes. Shut up. And then you look it up and you, oh, God. Oh, yes, there's a lot of cannibalism.

They probably ate a Rockefeller.

The Kennedys used to go there as well.

Do you know that one Rockefeller kid heard about?

Yeah, I think the Rockefeller who went. He disappeared, though, right?

I think what happened was the first time he went, he insulted them because he wanted something from them. He offered, like, to give them some money or something for something that they had. And they were like, no. And apparently the article that I'd read was assuming that that was some sort of an insult that he didn't understand. And then when he came back, he got in a boat with them and they stabbed him immediately. And then they brought him back to the shore and they murdered him. And this is from an account of another guy who I think was there. It's a very mysterious case. This guy could be full of shit because it's a very mysterious case. The guy went there before, then he went back and disappeared.

But, I mean, there are a lot of people who went back. I know there was a Kennedy woman who went there and was, like, on a mission with people and she loved them so much. She had a piano helicoptered in. She had, like, a grand piano. She was like, not a very. She was a rich lady who didn't really understand how things worked. And then if you put a piano in the highlands of Papua New guinea, you couldn't, like, maintain that piano.

Duh.

But now they're like just. This village has a beautiful old grand piano that definitely doesn't work now. She was like, I want to give them something.

How long did she live there for?

Ah, years. There was a woman I used to go to church with who said she was there with her.

So don't insult them and they want to eat you. Seems simple.

Yeah, but how do you not insult people over there?

You don't.

I.

They probably don't.

I know people who've gone there. I thought about living there for a while. I thought that that would be, like, for real. I was looking it up. I was seeing if. Because it's cheaper. So I thought when I was very poor, because it was near Australia, I thought like, yeah, this is rough.

Oh, my thought was like, a great fight.

I live in Port Moore's and then just fly in and out and do gigs in Australia.

What year is this? 1964. So 1964, they were having a bow and arrow fight.

I think this is going on to this day.

This is actually a war, a tribal war. Whoa.

They're trying to get them a football team.

See, man, this is what people do. You get people into groups. They do that even in Papua New Guinea. This is like a test of it. Look at that guy's penis.

It's beautiful.

He's got, like, a big stick.

But this is also. They're having a great time.

What's going on with his dick? I don't know. What is that?

Who are we to judge debuts?

Is that like.

That's a cone?

A cone over his dick? Yeah, they got cones over their dicks.

I've seen people on 6th street dressed like.

Those guys are ripped. That's the kind of body you get if you just run around, shoot arrows all day. Not. Not a fat one amongst them. Not one lazy motherfucker amongst them.

What is.

Every one of those dudes has to get after it every day. A lot of dongs. Kind of wild that they don't even wear clothes when they do this. And they just close up shooting arrows at each other.

This is what the cameraman is just getting. Relax.

And then you have to turn around and run away picking up arrows. So crazy. These arrows fly.

Have I told you about my favorite ever giant hand? I don't know if I said it. Last time I was on. My favorite ever Papua New guinea video is at the rugby where the guys storm the pitch. Have I told you about this?

No. I want to watch a little bit more of that then. Tell me about that, because I'm fascinated by how shitty their strategy is. I'm like, how did these guys make it this long fighting bow and arrow fights?

Like this? When you read the Iliad or something, this is kind of how people are fighting that. There's like two big masses. And then one guy steps, I understand.

But this is, like, really shitty weaponry.

Yeah.

Like, how have they not figured out better weapons? You know, like, these are terrible bows and they don't have any feathers on their arrows. Like, those things fly like shit. Like, think of the Mongols in. You know.

Yeah.

The 1200s. They figured out the recurve bow.

Also, like, the Maori just went out and got guns. Like, they traded for guns. The Indians traded for guns. They didn't.

Well, I guess nobody was bringing guns.

To Papua New guinea, but maybe they're deciding. Well, they must have because they were involved in World War II.

Bro, these guys hate each other. I guarantee if you gave them ars with red dots, they would just go running through that field mowing those motherfuckers down.

They're just having a good time perhaps.

Oh, that guy got hit.

Penis cone fell off.

No, he got hit. Yeah, he did. You see, he had blood on his ribs.

This is not how.

What's that? Jamie? They're trying to help him in some way. I don't know if he had like splinters stuck in his. It looked like he had blood on the left side of his body.

It was that whole little series.

There was like close up surgery or something. Oh, what were they doing? He might have got stuck a few times, man. Also, I'm not showing this on the screen because it's Right, right, right. Copyright. All sorts of stuff. All sorts of. A lot of dongs too. It's like, you know, the thing about places like that is that place has. It's the, the environment is so hostile, you know, it's so hostile to like, to survive there for generation after generation after generation. You live a subsistence lifestyle. You live off the land and everybody has to hunt and gather. And if people come into your side from the other side, these are trying to steal your food, they're going to. You have to go to tribal war. That's how they've been rocking it probably for thousands.

And AI, though, there's a, there's a middle path between.

No tribal war. Listen, you can't stop AI, buddy. You can't stop AI.

I'm hopeful.

No, you gotta.

How many movies did we have to have warning us that it was terrible?

All of them. None of them worked.

I don't think there's one movie saying it was a good idea.

It's inevitable. It's inevitable. You just have to accept it. You have to accept it and live your life. Listen, we don't know what the change is going to be and I don't really believe that we're going to let it be entirely bad. And I think it's probably better to have something like that than to not. When you're dealing with things like, you know, the power grabs that are going on all over the world where they're trying to lock people up for speech violations. In the UK it's 12,000 people this year and they're making people get digital ID and they're doing all these different things. At a certain point time, you're gonna benefit from a super intelligence that can rationally explain why this is no way to sustain a civilization.

I just. I would like us to have some say over how we implement that.

I would like to tell God what to tell me.

We've got that. He set up a beautiful church.

I know what we have to do is what you're asking, though.

But, like, with cars, like, car. You can use cars in a way that makes a society great. Like, if you have a. But then you can also have cars that, like, ruin a whole neighborhood and a whole city. And you can't walk anywhere. And it's a big problem.

You mean leaking oil?

I mean, like, just having a freeway that cuts through for no reason. Or like, not being able to, like, walk around a downtown.

Oh, right, right, right.

Like, you can use it in a specific. The New Polity magazine is what I've been reading on this, where they're like Catholic guys in Steubenville who are like, how can we. To what extent, you know, can we choose to use technology in a way that's helpful to us? And how much are we just, like, absolutely governed by what the technology becomes? And then we have to be subservient to it. Like, do we get to choose how we use technology around us? Or are we just.

Why do you assume, though, that we're gonna be subservient to it? That's where it gets weird.

Cause I think we're subservient to the car. Like, no one wants to live in. When you see what cars do to certain cities in America and you go like. Like, it's. So when you're in New Orleans and you're walking around and there's problems with New Orleans, but, like, you're walking around the French Quarter, which is like a. Designed before cars. It's so you can have music, you can, like, run around on the street, and it's like a beautiful, nice place to be compared to, like, a strip mall. When you build it the way people have to live around what the cars are. Do you know what I mean? Like, you can have, like, the way that they build a freeway and a weird block of houses next to it, and no one can walk anywhere. Like, you just can't get out on your legs anywhere. Like that seems like you're building it based on the car. You're letting the car make the car have the maximum ease for how it can operate. And you try and live in the shadow of that rather than going, what's a nice way to live as a person? And how do we use the car to increase our quality of life?

Right, right.

Like, can we use AI to make our lives better or do we have to, you know, like digital. We, we can do digital IDs. Should we?

No. Let me ask you, what do you think is like worst case scenario for AI? Like, what are you really genuinely scared of? Ah.

Man, it'd be a bunch of things. I don't want to just start with the porno, but certainly the porno spooks me out. The AI porno, but that's already here, I think, the writing and the ability to write and think and process information. And that's definitely like carved away. Like if you look at kids in schools who are using AI instead of writing an essay, people can't write five sentences together because they're just, they're not developing the skill. And you don't, you know, if people are getting a degree in something already, people were outsourcing that to people to help them, you know, write an essay or something. But if you'll get like a Bachelor of arts is increasingly worthless. If AI can do it for you and then you can, you can say, I know about history.

Right.

So like, I think the functionality of education, I'm terrified of that falling apart and people not knowing how to read people, which is already disintegrated. Sure. But I think this rapidly speeds that up. I mean, I'm afraid of, as like an artist, if I want to go and like make a movie or something, maybe I'm just like old fashioned and attached to the idea of having a camera and having people act. But it's like I can increasingly see less and less reason that you'd have to do that and someone wouldn't just write it out and go, this happens in this scene. Change that guy's eye, you know what I mean? Like there's something. And more than anything, I get spooked out with the video. And what scares me about the music is I hear the music, I hear the audio AI when you put on the songs. And I go, this is actually very good. This doesn't have an otherworldly quality to it. This is actually just a good song. It sounds like. But when I see the video, I feel like I get the heebie jeebies on the AI video. Do you get that at all?

Yeah, a little bit.

And I go, this is. Who is showing me this? What is the intelligence behind this?

Well, it's a lie, right? That's part of it. But it's like a pretty damn good lie that you know it's going to get way better at lying. Like that's pretty good right now. Like it's like when a four year old lies to you.

Yes.

Wow. You're 20, what, you're gonna be a con man. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, it's got a real potential to be something that is. Like I already see disaster videos every day that aren't real. Like every day I saw someone sent me like, like a. One of those cruise boats going into a giant fucking bridge and all the cars collapsing on top of it. One of those massive cruise ships. It's totally fake and I can kind of pick it out right away. I was like, I didn't hear about this. This isn't real. I think now it's fake. And I'm watching it, I'm like, yeah.

But it takes a minute.

But it takes a minute.

And like a year and a half ago it didn't get the hands right.

Right. And it's gonna be within a year. You're not gonna be able to tell at all. You're gonna have no idea. You have no idea. There's so many animal attacks now that are fake. There's so much that's fake. But it's the price that you pay for the advancement and the capabilities of doing things. I think there's still going to be a value that people want to go see a movie that someone made. Just like there's people out there that still live going to see live shows. Like live shows will never change. There's a connection that human beings have at live shows. Like Kill Tony we did last night.

Yes.

How fun. So fun. The most fun.

That was one of the best ones that there's been.

It was really fun. But that's, that's a real moment that we all shared together.

Yes.

You can't recreate that with AI, but there's a lot of things you can. And that's just a fact. That's just how it is.

I don't think we can.

You can't change it.

I want, I just want more of that. I want to live in a spontaneous you can society.

Well, hopefully more people will also choose to do something that's in their wheelhouse to do along those lines. As long as you still have a thing that you're trying to work towards, you're going to be okay. Like if, let's say if the real weird one is universal basic income, because this is. Elon is famously said, and I don't know what this even fucking means, but not only will people have universal basic income, it'll be actually universal, high income. There'll be enough prosperity that everyone in the country will get a large salary. You will never have to work again. But then the problem is you're completely dependent on the state, if there is a state anymore. Like, what is the state when there's a digital God that you've created in the center of the town that has its own nuclear power plant that's operating everything?

I have no logical rationale for why these things are terrible, but in my soul it screams out, let's not invent.

Yeah, because you love being a human.

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

You love literature and, you know, you're an interesting guy. You like a lot of cool music. You love things that people make and create, and you create great comedy. So it makes sense. It makes sense that you feel the way you feel. And I share those feelings. But I'm also a realist. And I'm one of those people that just goes, okay, buckle up. Things are gonna get weird. Because it's gonna get weird. It's gonna get weird and people are gonna get super angry. There's gonna be a lot of people that they worked really hard to get a job and that job is completely irrelevant now. It's been taken over.

That job is irrelevant. And then also, like, being able to just, like there's a freedom in being allowed to have a revolution, and that's what this country was founded on, is that when things get bad and the people cry out for a new form of government, they can go and get it right. And I think that chances of anyone in the world having a revolution shot through the floor as soon as they invented robot dogs that could chase you through the street. And I haven't seen the footage of the robot dogs in a couple of years, but I bet they're better than they used to be now.

Oh, yeah.

And it's like, okay, if we have the robot dogs, how. How is there going to be an effective change of government? Or is that. That's just it. If you own the robot dogs, no one else is really going to be a threat to you as the ruling class. That's terrifying that you just have a permanent ossification like, yes, you have a set in stone of what the ruling class is going to be because they've got weapons that no one can challenge them with.

That's worst case scenario. Right? And one of the things you have to think is, why would AI let the working or the ruling class decide what it does? I mean, because why would they listen? No, no, no. At a certain Point in time, it's going to be sentient. A certain point in time it's going to have its own robots that do its tasks, like different things that have to be built and structured and different things that have to be designed and engineered. It'll have that. It'll have robots that work on the material sciences and all these different things. Things. But it'll be a God, it'll be a digital God. It's not going to listen to a person that says, arrest people for saying, you know, Muslims shouldn't invade this country. It's not going to be that. It's not going to listen to you. That's the real fear is that we're no longer going to be the apex predator of the planet and it's not even going to be a predator, but it's just going to be.

So it could be a predator. Why would it. If it helped it, the thing.

Yeah, but why would it, if it has any desires at all, if it becomes sentient, the real question is, would it do anything? It might just exist. If it really becomes brilliant and it really becomes all knowing, it might just exist. It might just say, figure it out on your own.

More than anything, I think I have a religious impulse against this, where this is creating an idol, right? Like this is. Moses comes down and he goes, don't build the golden calf. That's not your God. We're building a very sophisticated golden calf.

Yeah. Well, I always wonder how much of the stories from the Bible, like especially the Old Testament, like, how old are those stories? How long? What were they? What was the original thing that they were trying to document?

You got into Enoch in a big way.

Oh, God. Rep. Luna, Same woman. She, she got me into that too. She said, have you never read it? I said, no. I, you know, seen some passages online that were kind of kooky. I got the audiobook and when I really want to trip out when I'm driving to the comedy club, I listen to the book of Enoch in the car. It's completely bananas. And it could have been included in the Bible.

That's what's in some Bibles. It's in it. The Ethiopians came in.

Yeah, yeah. They should have kept it in our Bible too. We would have a completely different version of the creation of man.

I mean, but we do. What is it? Who has the wheel within a wheel?

Ezekiel.

Ezekiel? Yeah. I sat down, I tried to read Ezekiel a couple months ago. I couldn't wade through it and that.

Made it in bananas.

But good luck explaining any of that.

That it's either Ezekiel had a UFO encounter or Ezekiel was tripping balls. Yes, either one of those things or both of those things together could be true.

I remember I was listening to your podcast and you. I forget who you were talking to, but you were talking about hallucinogens and the church and, like, people having miracles, experiencing visions because they were on something. And I remember thinking, like, I think that could be the case, but also how low a stimulus these people had in their everyday life. Like, if you're in a field every day seeing nothing but a field for, like, you know, and you're not eating very much, and then once a week you go into this dark building and there's candlelight and music and incense and flashing things. That would probably unlock something strange if you had such an understimulated.

Also a complete belief in what these people are saying. There was no atheist back then. There was no people that were like, ah, get out of here with all this God shit.

Everybody believed, I think, to a greater extent. I think they still would.

Yeah, it was probably a few atheists, but it was probably way less. Yeah, way less. Like, people are proud to be atheists today. It's a strange pride.

There's less of them. Ten years ago, they were riding high. Did you ever say they won every debate? They were so proud and went away?

Well, it was like, Sam Harris, he was really good at that. And Christopher Hitchens was really good.

He was a man.

Yeah, both those guys were really good at shutting down religious ideas. But I think there's actually a religious style of thinking involved in atheism. And I know a lot of people who used to be atheists that had psychedelic experiences that gave up on any of that and said, okay, I don't know. I think there's something else, and I don't know what it is. And I'm not going to say that there's no God.

Even Christopher Hitchens, I don't want to misrepresent him if people get angry at me, but he was not. I think his real views were closer to being agnostic than being an atheist. Well, I think he used atheist as a lot, but when you read him, he goes, oh, the universe is so incredible and there's so much out there. And I don't know, and I don't think these particular things are true. But he didn't discount the possibility that there was a sublime.

Of course. No, he was a very rational guy.

Yeah.

You know, he just really hated religious zealotry and he really hated justifications. For wars. I mean, he was one of the harshest critics of Bill Clinton ever. Like that guy was.

He get behind a rock though? He did. And he stuck with it for a long time.

He did. Unfortunately, you know, it's like there's a lot of people that got caught up in that. You know, they really did believe that that was a good idea. You know, especially post September 11th, there was a lot of people that really believed that this had to be done in order to protect us, man. It's like with everything, you find out more behind the scenes stuff and what was really going on with Kuwait and why did Iraq invade Kuwait in the first place? Why did we go back to Iraq after we've been gone for so long? It's like, oh, there's so much shenanigans, like always, always shenanigans. No one is great. Everyone is. You know, when Russell Crowe was here, your countryman, the great and powerful Russell.

I never got to meet him, but I want to ask him any questions.

Next time he's in town. Yeah, well, to be in your shitty country.

I'll be back, I'll come back. I want to ask him about when he met Azalea Banks and they got to a scrap.

I do not think Australia's shitty. I love Australia.

I'm just, man, some of the things happening at the moment. Yeah, the social media, man, the people are awesome.

I love Australian people. I've had more fun in Australia than almost any other country I visited. Love it there. They're fun. They. They know how to party. They're generally friendly.

Yeah, I think we also, we love not having to pay attention. Like that's one of our freedoms. It's just, don't bother me, leave me alone, make me feel safe.

Right?

And so when there is a thing like this shooting, we just want to go, we'll take care of it. Get rid of the problem, right?

And then the problem is guns. Go get the guns. Now the problem is people willing to use the guns. Because if people only have knives and they'll run them, right? Run around, stab people.

You know, if you have access to a car, you can drive through people.

Like this is the problem is people. And the problem is also you can't have defenseless cops. You can have cops that don't have guns. Your. Your cops have to have guns.

I think there was like a chubby detective who took the shot, who got it done. And he was standing like 40 yards away. He was a long way away with a pistol.

Oh, boy.

And that is out a Red dot. No, he was really. He was. He's like. He's wearing a white shirt. I think there a great photo of him.

Sounds like he was ready to. Do you have a rifle? You show them with a rifle or a pistol?

Pistol.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. It was like, I think I'm getting this right. I'm seeing it all through.

Oh, social media.

Not being there is. Is weird. I have no idea what the vibe is in the country.

The thing is, like, they're never going to give you the guns back. It's never going to happen. Like, they're going to try to take them more and more and more. And once you let them have any, it's just normal, man. When people get some control over you, they want ultimate control. When they have a little bit of power, they want maximum power. And it's just the game they're playing.

But I think we don't love freed the way Americans love freedom. I think I stick out and it's weird, but we actually, like, we don't have a freedom of speech law. And people seem really calm about that. People go, like, it's good not to have proper freedom of speech because we can make everyone cohere and be together. And they're happy with that and they're comfortable with that, by and large. I mean, you wouldn't tolerate that here for a second.

It's not good. It's just not good for him because it depends on who's in power. You have. The best people that have ever lived are in power, and they're these benevolent, beautiful people that only want a cooperative, healthy society. They figured out how to do it, but no one's figured out how to do that. So stop.

I don't know. Sometimes I look at the Japanese, they've got it down. I stay up late and I watch Japanese videos of just like, just the streets of Japan when they're walking around and they've done their little vending machines.

Super polite.

Everyone's like, they can't have children, but they're very happy.

That's a problem.

No one's breathing.

No one.

I. I can't.

I'm.

You've bred, I'm breeding. But in general, the birth rate has collapsed. Well, the Japanese are worse than anything.

The Japanese have it real bad. South Korea has it real bad, too.

South Korea is down to like half a child per lady.

It's something crazy like that. Yeah. Is it because they became career obsessed? Is that what it is?

Like, my friend Eve lived there for a while and she was telling me about the. What's happened with the feminist movement there. And, like, heaps of women are swearing off of men. They go, this is our duty to feminism is to never be in a relationship with a man.

Do you know that was one girl that couldn't get that started off for all the other girls. She was a hater, and she's mad that nobody wanted to fuck her. She's like, no, we're gonna take note.

All it works. I mean, they. I don't. How many you've got? A bunch of kids. Yeah, I enjoy having them. We're about to have the fourth one, and I know some people who have, like, people I went to school with. It's now dawning on me that that's weird that I've had children and that most people will have one in my cohort or none. Like, I just thought at some point I was starting a bit early. But I'm seeing my generation. Just the numbers are panning out. People are not having any kids. You get to a certain age and you go, oh, that's it. I guess you're not. You're not ever. It's a part of life that you've decided not to experience. And I don't. I don't know if it's. People want to be in control. They want to have enough money before they start having kids. They want to have, like, be set up nicely or.

Some people don't want to have kids.

A lot of people.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I really don't. My opinion, I think you can have a full and fulfilling and wonderful life without children. I do not think that everyone's the same. I do not think that I should ever be able to tell you what's right or what's wrong when you're not hurting anybody. You're not hurting anybody by not having any kids.

But I think there are a lot of people who'd like to have kids who are not having or think, like, I'll get.

Well, there's a lot of men that don't want to commit, and there are a lot of ladies that stick with them. And then there's ladies that want a career, and maybe they wait too long. There's a lot of factors. There's a lot of also environmental factors that are dropping men's sperm count, increasing miscarriages. Microplastics are a real issue.

I do think that thing about staying with a lady too long is. I'll say this for Leonardo DiCaprio. He releases them.

It's Something gets rid of him at 25.

25, yeah.

Bye. Bye.

I'm not gonna take these very precious years away from you.

I don't think that's what he's doing.

I think he's a good man. I think he's a kind man.

He just likes him young. Likes him young. Which would be great if he was a woman. So if he was a woman. If he was a 50 year old woman and he only banked 25 year old guys and he looked, you know, or she rather looked hot for a 50 year old like he does for a 50 year old man. Who cares?

There is, there's a weird thing happening with women in this country where if a man dates a woman slightly younger than them, he's accused of being a pedophile. Like a man will be dating a 27 year old, he'll be like 40 dating a 27 year old lady. And people go how fucking dare you.

Right?

Ah, right. I think that's got to be allowed. I think you've got. I mean that man last night, who was. That was a bit spooky. The, the gay man who had the.

Why was that spooky?

Ah, cause he was in his 40s and his lover was in his 20s. Yeah, but then when did the relationship start people?

Five years ago.

Okay.

Isn't that what he said?

I'm gonna have to do some maths.

No, Maybe he said 10, 10 years.

Ago, I gotta do some maths. And people definitely breathed in, in the room.

Yeah. But it's a guy. So he dated a 20 year old guy. Guy when he was.

No. I think we should let young gay men develop.

I don't know, let them do whatever the they want to do. If you're an 18 year old man and you've decided you're gay and you live with a 50 year old gay man, who gives a. I don't think.

The state should get involved.

I don't think the state should get involved. I don't think anybody should get involved. Once you're 18. But in that situation it's, it is different. You look at it differently than say if it was like when the ages get up. Like say, say if someone's 20 and they're dating a 25 year old. Normal, you know, you know what you like, you know, he's. But if you're 20, you're dating a 60 year old or you're 20, you're dating A 70 year old.

Yeah.

Like things get really weird, you know, that's when things get really weird. It's like, what's going on here? Like, why are you dating this 27 year old? Be like, why wouldn't you date a 27 year old? Yeah, I would, but I'm 35. That's normal. Why are you, the 70 year old, dating the 27? Because she's willing. Yes, because she's willing. Is she not a grown woman? She is, right? Okay, what are we doing here? You're mad. You're mad that the age gap is so wide.

Like, what makes you feel.

Jamie, how dare you?

Well, Bill's not.

How dare you bring that up, bro? He wins. He wins. Put that picture back up.

Well, tame's not winning.

He wins in a huge way. I don't give a fuck what he has to do. I don't care if he makes her the head of his charity. Whatever. She's hot as fuck. Let's go. She's 24. How old is he? Maybe 70. He wins, okay? He wins. It's worth it. Whatever he has to do. Whatever mockery he. Yes, it is.

I remember when I came to this country, he was a severe man who people were afraid of.

Listen to me.

He had credibility.

He still does.

No, now he's doing weird photo shoots on the beach.

Hey, you got to do what you got to do do. But listen, he gets to her, he wins.

There's gotta be.

Listen, it's a deal. They got a deal. He's fishing. He caught a mermaid. Great job. Imagine that photo shoot. That's her idea. This poor guy, he wants to go drink martinis hanging out the beach.

There's something about having gravitas that no man of having sex with a mermaid woman can gravitate by yourself.

Sitting there with cigar and a whiskey.

Yes.

Looking cool heart.

How long do you need to be able to have sex for? I'm waiting for it to go away. At some point it'll. I'm not gonna take the Blue Chew. When it starts to disappear, I'm happy. Honestly.

You say that now.

I do say it.

You say that now.

Let me go. Set me free. I'm sick of it.

You're lying.

I am not. 1. If I get to be 70 and I cannot get an erection, I will say this is okay. I can do other things with my time again.

You definitely can. Yeah, but it'll also mean a decrease in your vitality as a human being, which is not fun because it leads to depression. You're gonna be tired all the time. It's all connected, buddy.

There's got to be a way to Have a fulfilling life and not be horny constantly. Now, I haven't found that, but I'm sure it's out there.

Of course. There certainly is. There's a lot of people that are completely asexual and they have a fine life.

I don't trust them, though. No, it's always weird. But I think it's Bunuel who has a line about, like, Maybe it's Plato. I don't know. But it's like when I. When I got older and I wasn't horny anymore, it was like being. It was like I was unshackled from a madman.

Right. Well, didn't. Who was it Tesla that did that? Okay. There was some references to Tesla in quotes, destroying his manhood because he had gotten some sort of infatuation with a woman at one point in time and apparently was ruining his life. So this is a weird thing about Tesla. There's a lot of, like, fake stories about him, you know, so it's hard to separate the wheat from the shaft.

Wheat from the shaft.

But he did fall in love with a pigeon.

Okay.

Tesla had a pigeon that he loved dearly.

People don't bring that up when they said he had a limitless source of energy that he had access to. They don't always go, and he fell in love with a pigeon and it made him destroy his penis.

No, I think the woman made him destroy his. I don't know if he. What he did, you know, he might have taken something to, like, chemically castrate him. They used to do that to pedophile priests. Yeah, they'd give them, like, salt Peter to keep them from being. I don't know what salt Peter is.

No, I don't know salt Peter, But I know about the castration of people.

Yeah, all that, too. So, I mean, maybe personally castrated.

What is salt Peter?

It's something that they used to give priests to keep them from getting horny. I don't know what it is. It would kill their desires. What was it called? It's called Saltpet. I think it, like, spelled Peter before I get to that. Nikola Tesla reported later, died a virgin. Yeah. So that lady that he was infatuated with, probably first time he got rock hard. Salt Peter's potassium nitrate.

He was using his energy for other things. He definitely was having a fulfilling life.

And he definitely is doing well. Was doing well. Doing that. Like, that probably would have stolen a lot of resources from his inventing and. So what is salt? Can you put salt Peter up? Cool. So we can see what it Does?

I don't know.

Let's see what it does here. Saltpeter, primarily potassium nitrate, a natural mineral mineral, historically crucial for gunpowder, but also used today as a fertilizer. Fruit preservative, curing meats and for sensitive teeth and asthma relief. It's a source of nitrogen mined from caves or made by mixing nitrates. And while once believed in aphrodisiac, it's a myth, though its curing role is real. Aphrodisiac?

Yeah, that's the opposite. Opposite of what you want, right?

No, you don't want to take a pedophile perplexity. Where does the, where does the story or where does the, whatever the, the issue with Salt Peter and priests come from? Like, where's that story come from? Because I remember hearing that when we were kids that they would take a pedophile priest and they'd give him salt Peter and we're like, what? The myth associating salt Peter with suppressing pre sexual urges stems from medieval and Renaissance beliefs. That's how old I am, son. When I was a kid, they were talking in medieval and Renaissance beliefs, in alchemy and folk medicine. During that era, Salt Peter was prescribed in mineral baths or potions as an infallible cure for victims of love potions. Oh, it was the cure. A love potion. You got hit with a love potion? Alongside substances like alum, antimony and sulfur, this notion evolved into broader folkloric claims of its anaphrodisiac properties. Never seen that word before. Later applied to institutions like militaries, prisons and monasteries, though no historical evidence ties it specifically to priests food. So here's the thing. If it gives you nitrogen and like thought of as an aphrodisiac, you don't.

Want to give that to a pedophile, right?

Is that, is that like, did the pedophiles trick them? Did they trick them and say, you know what, if you give me this, it'll kill my dick. Meanwhile, it's like they're gas station voter pills.

Do you know the, on the, like medieval medicine, they were still bleeding people until like the 1870s. Oh yeah, I was reading about that this week.

Someone, some famous person. That's how he died from. Was it George Washington? Was it.

They bled him too much.

I think George Washington like insisted on them bleeding him more than the physician advised bloodletting. Yeah, wasn't it George Washington? Shane knows a lot about Washington.

He, that's like he hasn't done it yet, but if ever he decides to do a long form podcast on The Civil War.

He should do a long form podcast on history, period. I was telling him that, that. Oh, and his death involved extensive bloodletting. George Washington, a common 18th century medical practice that likely hastened his demise from a throat infection. The query George Washington bloodletting appears to be a misspelling. Typed in it too fast. No worries. Bloodletting practice. Doctors bl. Why do they include that in AI? AI is correcting you. They're.

No. It looks like you've up.

Looks like AI is kind of with you.

Bit a little.

Doctors bled Washington multiple times on December 14, 1799, removing about 80 ounces, roughly 40% of his blood volume. Imagine they thought it was a good idea to take your blood out while you're dying.

Like for hundreds of years they were doing it.

Fuck.

And maybe it does have some benefits that I should look into.

I doubt it. Yeah, she's got a throat infection. They take your blood out. Imagine the days when they hadn't figured out antibiotics yet.

Oh, well, we get to enjoy them for. I mean, at some point they'll stop working, right? Like we'll get some of them.

I mean, there's. There's resistant strains of mrsa. You know, MRSA is staph infection that you can't cure with antibiotics. It's very dangerous when people get it. It's. I've had friends that got it. It's horrific. It eats holes in your body. I had a buddy of mine who had it done on his knee, his whole knee, like he was at the hospital and he sent me a picture of them, what they had done to his knee. They had split his knee open down the middle. They pulled it open to clean it all out and disinfect it. It was so insanely infected from this medical resistant staph infection. So he was on an IV drip 24 hours a day. He stayed in the hospital for weeks for this fucking infection.

We didn't have that kind of staph infection before antibiotics.

Right. It's a major cause of death in this country.

Yeah. And in the food, right? Like it's in the meat. What is antibiotics like, we feed. I remember someone saying, like, that's the real problem is that we're giving it to like the cows. We just put it in their feed.

Well, I think the reason they do it, supposedly there's a lot of, like, if you get an organic steak, grass fed, organic. Most people believe that that is the healthiest version of beef because that's an animal that's not being given any hormones, not being Given any antibiotics and is eating grass, which is what they're supposed to. Now when they eat corn, sometimes they get these like weird abscesses and they get like problems digesting. It's not natural food for cows. That's why they get so fat. Like the reason why they get that marbling, that's their gut. They're fucking dying. Like, we're giving them terrible food and their meat tastes different.

They're like wagyu beef. They're feeding them beer, I think.

Oh, brother. Barely alive when you see that beautifully marbled piece of wagyu beef.

That's a very sad animal.

That's a very depressed animal. They depressed the fuck out of that thing before it died.

I didn't realize they were not feeding cows grass for like until I was in the grocery store and they had like, this is grass fed milk. It's like, what the fuck's the other one? This is news to me.

Yeah, it's interesting because I was reading this thing about certain pasture raised eggs that you get that are really bright orange and you think, oh, this is a really healthy egg. What actually was going on was they were feeding the chickens turmeric and they were feeding the chickens a bunch of things that affected the color of their eggs. And these eggs were high in vegetable oils because I think alpha lipoic, I don't remember what acid it is. Alpha lipoic, what is it? No, that's a supplement. Whatever it is, they were realizing that the chickens were eating mostly grain and then they were making it look like they were eating all these insects, which is usually what you get when you get a chicken that has a real, like a natural raised chicken. If it's just that rich orange yolk, that thing's eating bugs and all kinds of stuff. That's what it's supposed to eat. So they were like pretending by giving these chickens turmeric, that would make their yolk like a really bright orange, and then they were giving them corn. So they were pretending these chickens were running around in a pasture, but they were just dumping a pile of things to get them fat as quick as possible and then feeding them some fairy dust that makes their eggs.

Is this in the same thing is AI for me where I just want to be in a field, in a cottage. That's my chicken over there and I know where it is. I know one day I'll kill that chicken and we'll eat it as a family.

Well, there's nothing wrong with that. Living on a farm, especially like a small individual farm is probably A very harmonious way to live in nature.

You do have to make a lot of money to. You have to really thrive in the system to go and get that.

Now isn't that crazy? Because that used to be the way poor people lived.

Yeah, I yearn to live like a poor person.

I think 150 years harmonious for human beings to live like that. Everybody that I know that lives like that will kind of tell you that it seems right. I think people lived like that for so long, I think it feels normal for them and they're totally self sustaining as opposed to someone who just relies on these trucks to keep showing up at the grocery store.

I mean also, like at some point, I know RFK came in with like trying to do a lot of things to improve the food and I don't know how many are going through, but I. At some point people will get sick enough. I think you have to have some sort of chance. I mean, I. My wife has become gluten free since coming to America because she's become gluten. Like she had gluten her whole life. Something in the wheat here, I don't know what they're doing to it. A lot of things, it's not good.

Well, one of the things is the excessive use of glyphosate. Glyphosate is in a lot of different things. The other things, there's a bunch of.

Of chemicals.

It's a bunch of different chemicals that they put into modern bread. What was it? Bromine? Is that one of them? There's a guy who, we played a video of him breaking it down. Remember that video, Jamie, about what's wrong with bread in America? See if you can find that. It's very enlightening because it's one of those things you realize like, oh, this is all to make it shelf stable so it stays good forever. And they've made more complex glutens in the wheat because that way you get a higher yield per acre and they've all made it. So it creates all this intolerance. Like you get gut inflammation if you eat too much of it. You feel terrible.

It was the only thing people would eat. You would just eat bread. You'd get a loaf of bread for the week and you'd have whatever meat you could have next to it and you'd be. But like, surely we don't need that at this point. We can have.

The problem is industrial agriculture has kind of taken over in this country. And if you want to make money, that's really kind of the only way to make money farming. It's really difficult to run a regenerative farm and have it be like really profitable the way these enormous, like, industrial farming situations are. You're not supposed to have monocrop agriculture. Like, that's crazy. You're not supposed to have a thousand acres of corn just growing together. That's kooky. Like, no one has that in the wild. That's not normal. So it's supposed to be genetic diversity. It's supposed to be animal shitting everywhere. It all feeds into each other. That's what they do in regenerative farms. But their yield is so much lower than a farm that stacks all the pigs into a warehouse and has them shit into a lake.

I have seen the weird little tunnels where they put the pigs into. It's not nice.

It's disgusting. It's disgusting. But that's how you get Jack in the Box on every corner. That's how you feed a million people that aren't growing. You don't. No, I'm not suggesting you lose Jack in the Box or any of these places, but I'm just saying that we've kind of painted ourself into a corner where you have no one working in food production.

Yeah.

You have a small amount of people in these cities that even understand where their food is coming from. Everybody's just assuming it's going to show up. You're going to go to the nice restaurant, you sit there and you have a filet mignon and a glass of wine. You have no idea where anything came from. And you don't have to. But that's a luxury that most people don't realize is a luxury until something like the pandemic happens and everything shuts down. And then you go, oh, no, food's coming in. Where do we get food? Oh, my God. We have to learn how to hunt.

This is like the AI Hope, right? Is that it takes care of all the like. We can return. We can have superabundance and we can return to an organic well.

The first thing I would say to AI is how do you fix crime ridden cities? How do you do that? How do you do that ethically?

You may not like the answer it gives you.

Well, I don't want it to give.

You might say there are men with hoods.

Here it is. Let's play this. No problem.

What?

I was gluten, gluten free. In 15 years, I've been gluten free in.

Canada. America can't eat it.

That's because In America, what we call.

Bread can't even be considered food. In parts of Europe.

See here in America, it's not so much the gluten as what we've done to the grain.

About 200 years ago, we started stripping.

The bran and germ or the fiber in nutrients to make flour shelves to stable, also nutritionally dead. Because the nutrients were gone, we enriched it with folic acid which a large majority of the population can't even metabolize. Therefore many people experience fatigue, anxiety, hyperactivity and inflammation.

But then the bread wasn't white enough, so they bleached it with chlorine gas. The bread didn't rise enough, so they.

Added a carcinogen called potassium bromate, which.

Has been in several countries like Europe.

The UK and even China.

Then we wanted to ramp up production.

So we started using glyphosate to dry.

Out the wheat before harvest, causing endocrine.

Endocrine disruption and damaging your gut.

So now you're bloated, brain fog, tired and blamed gluten. But gluten is just the scapegoat. The real issue is ultra processed, chemically altered, bleached, bromated, fake vitamin filled wheat soaked in glyphosate. This isn't bread.

This is. I need some. That's it.

I like that they had sweet dreams playing in the background there. Yeah, I mean I will look when I'm back in Australia. I will look forward to having normal bread, human bread.

Up. So up food. It's the same thing they've done to our governmental systems. Same thing. It's like money. Money gets in these. They ruin it all.

Yeah, you got, I mean, you like. It's okay. Money is also great.

Oh yeah.

I'm not against money. You should be. I'm a little bit against money.

Are you? In what way?

I don't, I don't want to make decisions in my life about how to. What would result in having more money. You've got to be able to provide for your family. But I think you see enough people in this business sell out and people have really lost the language of selling out. Like it's gone like in the 90s. Everyone. That guy's a fucking sellout. That guy's doing, you know, you do the wrong sort of music on an album and people would accuse you of selling out. So I'm not advocating for that. But like, I mean there are definitely, there are people out there doing ads for things that it's nuts that they're getting away with it. It like people who do like rich guys who are doing gambling commercials. And I don't mind gambling. I'm open to gambling. I enjoy gambling.

We do get commercials. We do gambling commercials on this podcast.

And I may be open to doing it myself in the future. But when I do see we do DraftKings. Samuel. Ah. I don't even mind that as much.

Why is it different than Samuel Jackson reading for a gambling.

I might. I don't know DraftKings enough. But there are things like. Like in Australia we've got bet365, which is like they've turned it into a social media app. Gambling software.

Okay.

So it's where you go to socialize and gamble at the same time. And that does give me a strong ick factor.

Yeah, I was talking about that. The problem in Australia with gambling as well.

I don't see anything. When I look at bookie apps in America and things, it's just like I'd like to put a bet on that and I get money if it wins and not if it loses. We're in a more strange advance. We've been doing it for a bit longer and it's further down the line.

DraftKings has all that kind of stuff where you could bet on weird prop bets.

Yeah. And you could do multi bets and things like that. But I don't think it has affected the character of men in this country the same way that it's done in Australia.

We have more freedom. You guys are little children over there.

It's also our only outlet.

Yeah.

That's gambling. Like I think we out gamble Singapore. We're number one in the world per capita now. We put you to shame. But like you guys can handle.

It's a sign of people in distress.

Gambling. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The country's in distress. That's why you guys have a gambling problem.

I mean, we really have a fucking huge gambling problem.

It's that bad. It's really that bad.

It's just. It makes it hard to have a conversation with a guy.

Really. Look at 72.8% of Australian adults gambled within the previous 12 months. 80.5% for men and 66.2% for women. 38% of Australian gambled at least once per week. 48% of men and 28% for women.

28% for women. When you see a woman who's betting on sports, something inside of you goes, what? What are you doing?

Having fun.

This is our horrible thing.

No, let the lace fuck up too.

I have been to your pokey rooms in America. That's what we call them. Like at a casino, we call them pokey rooms.

Pokey, yeah, the pokies, like the raw.

Fish you're like poking. You like poking on the machine all the time. That's why we call them the Pokemon. But like in America, you'll be at a casino and the floor has all these fruit machines.

Pokies.

Yeah, but like people are still like smiling and talking to each other. In every pub in Australia, there's like a back room where sad, twisted old people are just like sitting in front of a machine for hours.

You get that in Vegas too. It's just extracting money. Yeah, it's sucking your bright lights in there, extracting money. And it makes your dull life a little bit more exciting. 20% of the world's slot machines are now shopping. Yeah. Yo, you guys are buck wild.

No, it's.

That's how they keep you broke.

I'm against it. But also, yeah, if I've had a couple of drinks and it's a Friday night, I'll go and play the Indian Dreaming.

Well, here's the thing. You're smart enough to not get fully addicted to playing those machines. But not everybody is.

I think it's a smart thing. I think I have enough going on in my life. Definitely with the intelligence. There are smarter people than me who.

Have been lost to it, but that's all it. Right. Like you don't need a distraction. Your distraction is the thing you're enjoying in your life. You've got a lot of things going on in your life. You don't want to do that.

If I wasn't doing stand up and if I wasn't doing. If I didn't have a loving family.

And you had a shitty job.

Oh, man, when I did have a shitty job, I was door to door salesman and I was buying the scratch off cards every day. Every single day I would buy them. And I didn't know why I was doing it at first. Well, I'm knocking on people's doors and trying to give them cable television when they don't want it. I am gonna need a little something to help. Oh, man. I think I started drinking in the afternoon.

Really? I hated it.

I hated it. It made me loose. When I went to knock on the doors and try and give, they would take us out to like the worst remote communities because they'd go, these people will buy. They like the, the nasty, the neighborhood. The more people are likely to buy from a salesman, the less they have in their life. You try and go To a middle class neighborhood. No one would talk to you. You'd go out to a weird, remote poverty. And boy, I'd sold a of lot of cable television.

Really?

Yeah.

Was it dangerous?

Yeah, because you're knocking on the doors of like. I went up to Port Augusta in the worst neighborhoods there. This is like hours and hours away from a major city. And the company I was doing it for, like said, let's. We. We looked up the poverty statistics and we're sending you to the worst possible places because you'll. You'll sell more there. Matt. No, people were. I remember there was an Irish lady who got attacked who was working with us. I don't think I ever. I had like, weird things happen where people. You'd have to go into someone's house and there'd be like weird stuff on the floor. I went into one person's house and there was a woman passed out on the floor, bleeding. And they were all just like, she's fine. Don't worry about her.

Why was she bleeding? From what part?

Her head.

What?

Yeah, she was apparently all right and she was. But she was passed out. I don't know what happened.

What do you mean all right? She's bleeding from her head and she's small.

It wasn't like a huge amount of blood, but she was on the floor.

And there was blood and they just assumed she was okay.

I made it out of their quick smart. They were like, she's fine. Don't you worry about it. I don't know why this is coming back to me now. I haven't thought about that in about 10 years.

Did you think that maybe they hit her and then maybe you were a witness to it? Or maybe they killed her and they were gonna have to kill you?

I don't know why this is dribbling out at me now. I definitely saw her. She had a beard, I remember, and she was. They were very calm about it, they were relaxed and they wanted to keep having a conversation about buying the cable television and how that would let them watch the football and that she was okay and I wasn't to worry about her. And I think I got out of there and kept knocking on people's doors. I don't think I called anybody. Whoa. Sorry. I didn't know where that was buried.

Maybe she's fine. Maybe she's a drama queen. She hit her head on purpose and then fell down.

I mean, I was seeing a lot of passed out people in the streets there. Drunks and drugs and. Yeah.

Did you ever almost get robbed or anything.

I don't think I got threatened. There was a guy who was not. Who was having sex one time and was very unhappy that I was. Kept knocking on his door and I thought he was gonna hit me. But that was about as bad as it got.

Did he come out with his dong hanging out?

He was grabbing his pants in a weird way. His. His lady had been at home and she said, come back when my husband's at this time. And then you can. He can decide if he's going to buy it. And then I came back right at that time and I think he just got right home and started right now, let's do it. And then we go get the. Out of Australian men being angry is. We go into a new gear of, like, lack of control.

Well, it's a prison population originally, and we like that.

We don't want to be free. We want a nice warden who's going to take care of it for us.

But you don't.

Mm. No. There are many things that are upsetting me about going back.

You gotta become king of Australia going back.

If they'll have me. I'm thinking of running for the Senate.

You might win.

I've got policy. The Senate's more winnable in Australia. Cause they seem like.

Are you seriously thinking about running for the Senate?

We have, like, 12 people from each state one day. It's my fantasy, really. In each state, there's like, 12 people who get to be the senator from there. So you. And in a double dissolution, you only need, like, 8% of the vote to get into the Senate. And if you're in a small state, that's not a huge number of people. So we get wacky people going to the Senate. And it effectively has the same job that the American Senate has. Like, it's a huge amount of power. And you get to veto things. You get to do inquiries into stuff. Yeah, we get. We've had. Pauline Hanson is there at the moment. She's been there for a while. We had Jackie Lambie for a long time. We get nutty, interesting people in the Senate. It's the only bit where a bit of life and color gets into our politics. Because we've got. Yeah. Our House. Our lower house is not as exciting as yours. You get more. You get. What's it? Jasmine Crockett. Yeah, you get. Jasmine Crockett's in your Parliament. We don't get. Not as much.

How locked down is politics in Australia?

So locked down.

Yeah.

And there's a. So it's. It's not first. You guys vote and you just go first past the post. And if you get, you know, if someone gets 50% of the vote, that's it. They've got it. We do ranked voting. So it's like you put in six. There's six people. You put them in order, and then like, kind of the least bad one, the one that the least number of people dislike gets in. So you get really boring people. And also, the parties don't primary. And this is. I keep talking about how this is great in America. You're like, the only country that does this.

Well, that was why it was a real problem that the Democrats didn't do it.

They didn't do it at. Yes. For the presidency.

They didn't do a legitimate way. But since 2016.

But on a local level, someone.

Like in 2016, it wasn't.

At least AOC can get in to be her. Sure. Like, that's. Even. That level of public involvement is globally unheard of. No one else is doing that.

Right. Fetterman. Those kind of people.

Fetterman should not like you just look on a paper. There's no way the Democrats wanted him to be their guy. There's no way the people in charge of that party said, I think this is a guy who's gonna toe the party line.

Well, I think once he got in, he became much more aware of how corrupt the system was. Like, talking was interesting. He's a very nice guy, by the way. Like, a real genuine nice guy. And I've run into him in other places. I ran into him at the inauguration. He was wearing a Carhartt hoodie and shorts at the inauguration. I'm not bullshitting. I gave him a big hug. He's a sweet guy. Like, a genuinely sweet guy. And I think he got into that system and he's like, hey, this is not what I like. That guy's been doing, like, charity work his whole life, like a genuinely good person. And he got into it. He's like, this is not what I signed up for. This is. This whole thing is fucking crazy.

Like, when he. He also had the brain thing happened. And then he. I watched that debate that he won. Like, I don't know how bad is it Dr. Oz that he was up against.

Yes.

That's gotta hurt when you go up against a guy who temporarily can't talk at all.

Yeah, well, he has a struggle communicating, but I don't think the struggle.

He's way better now.

Yes. But I don't think the struggle is a thinking thing. I Think it's a communication thing. And it's also like he loses track of what you just said. So, like he has to have an iPad. So the iPad listens to what you're saying, translates it, writes it out, dictates it, and then he looks to it occasionally.

Okay.

He's like, I'm sorry, what did you ask me? And then I'll have to repeat the question. But it's not that he's not there. Yeah, it's just there's a misfiring, but when, when it fires correctly. He's very reasonable, he's very rational, very smart guy. And I think a really good guy. And I think he opened up a lot of people's eyes like, well, there it is possible for someone to get in on either side and just be rational and just have rational positions on things and saying, I'm not gonna just vote the way everybody votes because I don't agree with that. I think, yeah, I think there's a much more nuanced view of the world. And so a lot of people like, on the right like him because he broke party lines.

You know, I remember there was like Obama came in and tried to do that immediately when he was a senator. And I was reading a thing about how like people just took him aside and said, you absolutely don't fucking do that. You have to stop doing that now. Okay? We want you to be the future of this party. Shut up. But there must be huge pressures on people not to be be individuals.

There was huge pressures on Tulsi Gabbard to not even communicate with people on the other side. She was like, bring them cookies and, and just be nice. She's like, sweet lady. She just wanted to be friends with everybody. And they were like, we don't do it that way.

I mean, John McCain seemed to do a lot of weird. He would hang out, he would be on both sides of the aisle. People liked him. There are a couple of individuals.

Yeah, there's a couple individuals that have made like little crossovers, you know, a little bit.

And you know, you could ban the party system. I'd be open to that.

Well, you need more than two. That's the real problem. The real problem is there's only two legitimate ones. If someone's in. If you vote Libertarian, you're essentially voting protest. You're saying, fuck these guys.

Yeah. And the Green Party, I've done the.

Libertarian thing a few times. I was like, you're just saying fuck these guys. But then a two party system is so easy to rig. I Mean, but could you rig a five party system? Could you rig. If you had seven parties, could you rig that? I don't know. You know, and the thing is, is like you have the House and you have Congress. It's like the two party thing is going to be so tough to untangle. You know, it would take some radically popular person who went independent, who tried legs.

Roosevelt.

Ross Perot.

Ross Perot.

But Ross Perot it up.

Yeah, he came close. But Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt, he got real close.

Right. But that was a long time ago and he was Teddy Roosevelt.

Yeah. But he won seat. He won states, I think. I think he got whole states.

That's crazy.

The Dixiecrats did it, but they were never gonna pick up that many states.

It would have to be someone like that, someone that was like, loved by a giant percentage of the population. Like if some. Let's make up a fictional person. Some amazing Oprah. If Oprah becomes president or wants to run for president and everybody's like. Cause you remember there was a thing during the Trump administration, the first administration, where I think NBC tweeted, this is our President. And they showed a photo of Oprah. See if you can find that. I'm pretty sure that's true. And I remember thinking like, this is so crazy that we're looking for another famous person to counteract the famous person.

They wanted the Rock.

Yeah. Oh, they talked to the Rock.

They came to the Rock.

They came to the Rock to try to get him to do it.

I mean, I don't know what the Rock's politics are.

He's, you know, a kind guy who's probably very left on certain things, but also very disciplined.

Yeah.

Obviously really admires and believes in hard work and dedication. He'll be a great president if he wanted to do it. Tweet on future Oprah Presidency not meant to be political statement. Okay. What they said on Monday that a tweet touting Oprah Winfrey as our future President during the 75 Golden Globe Awards was not meant to be a president political statement. Of course it is.

Yeah.

You literally said president. That makes it Political Hour in all capital letters. All this the only one that's capitalized.

I really thought it could have been Kanye for a while there.

He could have made it.

His policies would. Some of them were great, some of them were genuinely good.

It's in reference to a joke made during the monolog and not meant to be a political statement. We have since removed the tweet. Okay, so there was a joke, but it was still a political Statement. Come on, come on. Even if it was like in reference to the joke, you saying that in all caps, our president is still a political.

They've got to find somebody. I mean, just for the future of this. JD Vance can talk to people. I've seen long form interviews with him where he actually seems like a normal human being.

I think there's a lot of people pushing James Talarico now. We had him on the podcast too, to talk to him because I felt.

He'S the Texas guy.

He's a Texas guy who has some really important things to say, particularly about the potential for a religious, like a theocracy in Texas and that there's these very wealthy Christian fundamentalists that are driving this, like multi billionaire guys that are driving this. And that's how the Ten Commandments got in schools. And he is a very religious man and he does not believe the Ten Commandments should be in schools. He believes that if you put the Ten Commandments in schools, it's actually going to push people away from Christianity because you're shoving it in their face. And he's like. And it's also disrespectful to all the other religions. You don't have their tenets and commandments.

Have you seen the Ten Commandments in the school?

I have not.

We went out to look at some of the schools and it's fun because they like, they don't just put them up dryly on the wall. Like they have pictures of all the things.

All the things you're doing, like sin.

Yeah. This is weird when it comes to like, don't covet your neighbor's wife. And there has to be like some weird little sexy picture or something.

Really?

Yeah.

Is she like bending over in the garden?

I think it was like a woman. Oh, yeah, it was. That was a strange one.

Well, how weird is that? They have to draw it.

Americans are too stupid. It's a language.

You gotta draw it.

I think it was in like the Spanish class where they had like, they had it written in Spanish, the Ten Commandments.

Anyway, Talarico is interesting, you know.

Yeah.

He had a very bizarre argument about abortion that I felt like that doesn't jive with how most people view Christianity.

What was he.

Well, he felt. What did he exactly say? That was like super controversial, Jamie. He said like, somehow that you think that it could be biblically permissible.

I've heard this before. I've heard people say that. I don't think it.

It doesn't seem to make sense. If you really want to live Your life Biblically, it doesn't make sense.

But this is lefty. Christians are always, like, they have to find a. Like, people will go, there's nothing. There's nothing in the Bible. There's nothing in scripture that says homosexuality is wrong. And you're like, yeah, okay, but like, what are we. We arguing that in, like, you know, 2 B.C. jerusalem, it was just chill to be a gay guy? And they just, Just never wrote it down for some reason. Like, I'm not saying, like, as to how people want to live, that's fine. But don't, like, come in and say the religion insists that people be gay or that, like, that the trans thing is actually fine in the Bible because it never says you shouldn't be trans. It's like the absence of something in an old book that hadn't occurred to people is not an argument for its permissibility. Does that make sense?

There is talk of a man lieth with a man being an abomination.

And then they do, but then they go, that's a bad. That's about boys. It's not about men. We've got a very special translation that only we understand. Is that what they say?

Really?

Yeah, yeah. This is always about boys. This is never about two.

But it says, man lie with another man.

Hey, I don't agree with them, but it's all the. Like, I'd always. I. I think if you're going to have a religion, you should, like, not just try and twist the religion to be exactly what you think.

Right.

It should be.

Right.

Like, that's kind of the point of religion is that. That it's something bigger and stranger than you that you're going to allow, like, you're going to develop as a person with it rather than correcting it.

Well, I think if you look historically, just in this country, the attitude that we had about gay people in this country was terrible. Like in the 1930s and 40s and 50s, it was terrible. Right? And then somewhere along the line, there, there's the gay rights movement, and then ultimately in modern times, gay marriage. So there's this progression where people realize, like, hey, they're just gay. It's always existed, but people had to hide it forever. Like, you know the Turing Test story, right? Alan Turing, the guy who invented the.

Touring test, he thinks as to whether the AI. You can tell if it's a person.

Yes.

Yeah.

Well, that guy was fed chemical castration drugs because he was gay in England in the 1950s.

Right.

So at some point in time, I think you have to take into consideration, like, how long being gay was punished before people eventually just got to this realization, like, you mean enough gay people. You know, enough gay people. You have a gay kid, whatever. You realize, like, some people are just gay.

There are obviously people who are attracted to people of the same situation.

100%. That's all it is. And it's like, you have to look at things through a cultural lens as much as you have to look at through a biblical lens. Because it's not all God's word. It's God's word written down by people. And some of it is, like. Some of it is just so.

That's very Catholic of you. Yeah, that's the Catholic coming out.

You have to look at it that way. It's like there's just so much in it that doesn't make any sense.

There's context in this tradition, and there's also translations. This is what I like about the Catholic. I became a Catholic, like, eight years ago. Seven, nine. It was a number of years ago. I'm forgetting how many years. But I had been, like, sort of nothing, and then sort of a Unitarian. And then. But I like this thing of, like.

What brought you from sort of nothing to belief.

I'd always believed there was something. But then I started going to mass. Cause a friend was going. When I was on the road years before, I would, like, like, be off on the road on a Sunday and have nothing to do. So I went to mega churches for fun because they were very funny and very strange.

So, like, I went, what are mega churches like in Australia?

We. We invented it. We got it going.

Really?

Hillsong is that. You guys probably invented it. But we took it to another level. We did Hillsong, which hillsong was the biggest one by far. Justin Bieber was a Hillsong guy. That's Australian. That's Australian.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Australian New Zealand guys. And they're like guitar music and the smoke machines, and they're doing this.

Oh, and you guys brought that over to America.

Yeah, I'm very surpr. Sorry.

Wow.

I'm not a big. But I would. I would turn up there or like. Or a little Baptist church or something. But I would shop around and try, you know, who's got something going on. But the mega church has offended me more than anything. It's like, whatever is happening here is weird and gross, and I don't like it. Like, they would have two pastors come out and they'd, like, riff and banter together, and then it was like a Breakfast radio show. They're going like. And they'd have like big, big projectors. And I started going to the. I was, I went to the Latin mass and it was like, oh, this is a very strange, ancient ritual with like bells. And I don't understand what anyone is saying.

Right.

And I just wanted to keep going to that. I love it. I love it. And the organ and the choir.

I think you made a really good point too about people coming in to this candle lit room and everything's beautiful and ornate and just that alone probably has a profound effect on your psych.

Yeah.

They must have known that, right? They must have known that when they're creating these incredible.

A stained glass window.

Yeah.

You haven't looked at a picture or a television screen ever.

Right?

And then you go into a building where there is light shining out of a man's face and it's Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's statues of him covered in blood. Yeah. The throat. He's got. He's on the cross right in front of you with the thorns dripping blood and like, holy shit.

This is what I mean though, about losing where it's okay with the AI. That's the Catholic thing. They always put him on the. He's always suffering.

Yeah.

And at the mega churches, they take him off, they go. It's a big plus sign at the front.

What?

You know, like at a Protestant church they will have, they'll have a cross, but there's no one dying on that cross. It's just empty.

It's just like Catholics that have Jesus actually nailed to the cross.

I think the Orthodox do it as well. But like all the Protestant megachurch people, they never show it. That's interesting because they're winners. They want to go. Like, we're increasing, we're getting more stuff. And I don't want to exaggerate, but prosperity gospel people.

Lenny Bruce had a great joke about that.

What was his.

He had a great joke about Jesus coming back and seeing you wearing a cross.

Hold on.

He said, it's like having an electric chair around your neck.

Was that Lenny Bruce?

Uh huh. And then Bill Hicks had a version of it.

Yes.

Bill Hicks was like, it's like going up to Jackie with a rifle pinned on.

We're thinking of him, Jackie. I remember that bit.

The oldest stained glass windows in the world. 7th century, yo.

That's what I'm about, yo.

Germany, Bavaria.

Wow.

They figured it out. They're like, we got to make this place more colorful, bring in more people. They didn't have pyrotechnics back then I've got to figure out a way to make it more. Because, like, if you see beautiful ancient cathedrals, like, one of the things that I really loved about Italy is you could go to these ancient churches and go and look around in them and there's, like, amazing artwork. Amazing. Like, the. Just the craftsmanship of constructing these incredible building. When you go inside of them, it feels like something bigger than you has created this. This is more beautiful and ornate than anything you ever see in your village. Your village is filled with, like, boring ass houses and, like, little tables and little chairs, and everyone's sitting around eating spaghetti. And then you go to this place, and this place is insane. And there's candles, and you do this.

Yeah.

And you put the money in the basket.

That's how I felt when I started showing up. That it was some weird alien. It feels like thousands of years old when they're doing it in Latin and the priest isn't facing you, he's facing a wave. Like, you're all doing something together, right? And it's mysterious.

Have you been to the Vatican?

Never.

Ooh, you should go.

I would like to.

You need to go. You see, you should just see St. Peter's Basilica in the flesh.

It's.

That's beyond comprehension. It took hundreds of years to make. The craftsmanship is so exquisite. It's like the artwork is so incredible. You walk. First of all, it's massive. I mean, massive and perfect. You walk around, you're like, what the fuck were you guys doing? Like, who made this?

Yeah, it's number one.

How long did this take?

That was Shane's reaction. Every time Shane's talking about. He goes, yeah, we're number one. One.

Number one, bro. Look, no one else can pull up some images of, like. Look at what.

Yeah, the wobbly. The wobbly column.

God, it's so incredible, man. It's so incredible.

And then it shits me when, like, the aft Vatican ii. I don't dismiss it. I don't say it was wrong, but when people, you know, like a modern church and it looks like. Like there's a, you know, a carpet, straight walls. That's love.

Do you know how much time it takes to make something like that? I mean, that is fantastic artwork. When you walk into that place, it's breathtaking. Like, you. You walk in, you just go, wow, look how small those people are.

Look.

Yeah, look at the people. Those people are walking, dude. Look how tall that ceiling is. Look at the light.

And, like, acoustically, you can. The guy giving the homily and spit, people can hear him.

Yeah.

Like it's built in such a way. Like people used to know something about acoustics where you could. That is great.

I mean, that's so psychedelic. It really is. Just looking at the, the geometric patterns on the columns and the ceiling, it's like, it makes you feel like you're tripping. So if you were there and you like walk into this place and you lived in some boring ass house, you would really feel like you're in God's house. I mean, if it, it feels like God's house and you're in. Yeah, that's how good. That's how much they believe. They, they didn't, they didn't cop out on this at all. They went all in. That one right there. Look at that.

I don't like it when people go like, the church should melt everything down and give it to the poor. Like, this is a gift to the poor.

Yeah.

If you're poor, you get to go in there and look at that. That's open to everybody. They're not putting that in a private.

They should never take that down. Whatever they did to do it, maybe they shouldn't do it again wherever they got.

That's a better planet for having it there.

Well, well, I mean, the Vatican controlled armies for a long ass time. And it's nuts that it's its own country. That's weird. So they can keep the pedophiles there? No, they don't have to export them.

They've tried so hard to crack down on the pedophiles.

Oh, good job, guys. Just so crazy that one section of religion is commonly associated with pedophilia.

The press was real bad because the scandals were real and there were lots of them. But I would say, I mean, when I talk to priests and I look at Catholic schools and what they've got in place at the moment, I would feel like they're so on top of it. So on top of it. But there are definitely parts of society that in five, 10 years things will start coming.

Listen, man, they catch pedophiles at Nickelodeon, you know. Yeah, they catch pedophiles wherever you get access. There's pedophiles everywhere. There's. There's a certain percentage of our society that's sick and they're sexually attracted to kids. And it's a sick, horrible thing that's real, you know, and it exists all over the place. But the problem is it exists like synonymously with the Catholic Church. Like people Think because they've hidden those people, they've shielded those people from prosecution, they've taken them and moved them to new places where they molest more kids.

I agree. But I would also say it's the only institution that it was. It was early to declare that that was wrong. Like before the Catholic Church, you had a pagan society where that was not. It was not questioned that that was acceptable.

Acceptable.

Like, in terms of. Like, it introduces the standard by which you can go, it's wrong to be a pedophile. It's wrong to have a boy lover. Because the Greeks and the Romans were getting up to it.

Oh, yeah.

It's not an excuse for people's behavior, but it's part of human nature that's been with us for a long time.

Well, I think it was part of their nature also when they would go on army campaigns and there was no women for years at a time.

They just fucked each other in the legs.

They fucked each other in the legs.

Intercurral.

I got a trouble squeezed legs together and use their legs like a titty. Fuck.

Yes.

Nice.

Because it was disrespectful to the soldier you with to put it in his butt. He still has to fight the next day.

Oh, really?

Don't want him having a mobility issue.

So they're just coming each other's legs in the legs. That's not that bad. That's just helping out a bro.

Worse things happen on boats now. Let's see.

Well, that was. They also had the concept that if you were fighting next side beside your lover, you'd fight harder to protect them than just another man.

Yeah. I mean, we're not getting couples to join up to the military now, though.

Well, right now we're not, because everyone's soft. But if we were at war and you know how many guys would go.

Gay, Men and women, you know how.

Many guys would go gay if you gave them three years with no women?

You know, you can just draft a married couple. You're in the same battalion, military men.

Hard as a rock all the time, filled with testosterone, running off to some part of the world to kill people.

Yeah.

No access to pussy for three years. It's not going to be zero percent go gay. It's going to be a number.

I think numbers are huge. There was that test after World War II.

See how long it takes for you to go gay.

They did a huge. Well, kind of. Because everyone had just come back from being, you know, like five years together in the war.

Gay in it out.

And they ran A big. It was like a survey on sexuality and returned servicemen. And it was some huge number of, like, gay guys. It was not just gay guys, but it was also, like, bestiality was way bigger because a lot of these guys had grown up on farms and things. And so they're asking, like, have you ever had sex with a chicken? And something like, I'm gonna get the numbers wrong. But it's something like 12% of guys being like, yeah, yes, they fucked chicken. I don't want to be getting that wrong, but I think.

How many women fucked the chicken? Zero. You know?

No. There's one lady in Thailand to this day. She's paid. It's not out of love. She's not an amateur.

Yeah. It wasn't her idea. The guy that fucked the chicken, that was totally his idea.

This is a big thing in your act. This is a through line in your act is that, like, you're always like, men are the degenerate ones in these, for sure.

Well, that is a fact. That's a fact. I mean, we start all the wars. We're responsible for most of the murders. Yeah, yeah. Well, one of the funny ones I had a bit about back in the day, I actually had a conversation with this guy. He's like, do you know that statistically speaking, more men get raped than women? I'm like, right. By other men?

Yeah.

Fucking idiot. I'm like, they're not getting raped by cheerleaders.

Is that true?

Yeah. Yeah.

Because most rape victims are men.

Yeah. When you take into account prison.

Oh, yeah.

See, you take into account, you know.

Sexual assault, which is just accepted in this.

I guess it is.

It's like, that's part of the punishment that everybody knows is going on in prison. No real efforts to stamp out.

Well, the crazy thing is, WOKE got so far that they let males identify as females, intact males, and go into female prisons because they're air quotes. Trans.

Yeah.

Which is the craziest loophole. Like, you would never think of all the things they restrict you from doing in jail. You can't even have a phone, but you can go fuck girls and pretend you're a girl.

I mean, once you know that exists as a loophole, you'd be very silly not to take it also, wouldn't you?

You're dealing with people that are fucking liars. They're prisoners, they're in prison. They're criminals. You're saying they rob banks and sell meth, but they wouldn't lie about their gender. That is an honorary.

Has this been stopped now?

No, in California, there's. At the time that I read last, there was 47 biological males that are housed in women's prisons, with hundreds on the waiting list.

But this is happening in.

It happens in Canada. There's a lot of it in Canada.

I mean, schools is a weird one where, like, there are single sex schools and then they'll have a trans person and they'll admit them. But like, like, you can. You can be a M to F and they'll accept you into a girls school. But also if you're a girl at the girls school, you say, I'm a boy now, they'll keep you at the school. So, like, which just ideologically, which is it? Because if you are a single sex school, then if a girl says, I'm transitioning to a boy, you should have to kick him out. You say, we believe that you are a boy. Get out of here. You don't belong here. You know what I'm saying? I don't think there's an intellectual consistency with any of this. It's just people going, this is making me uncomfortable. Please do not get angry at me.

Yes, I'll give you whatever you want. There's that. And then there's also people that really do feel like they're in the wrong box, right? So those people have always existed. So the question is, what is that? And is it possible that someone would lie about that in order to gain access to the women's room? And that's true. Yeah, that's a fact. So you always have to look at that, like, as soon as you say, oh, you have to believe them. Okay? You believe a murderer who's in jail and you're gonna pay for his boob job now, okay? And you're gonna let him go into the women's prison because that's what's happening in Canada, right? They're doing that kind of shit.

Doesn't everyone feel like they're in the wrong? Like being instantiated in flesh is a weird thing. Like it's uncomfortable to have a body. It aches. It doesn't do the things you tell it to do all the time. Like, we're all alienated from our body. And there was an explanation for that for a long time. Like with the gender, with the trans spike, that, like, this is what the thing that is wrong with you. This is why you're uncomfortable in your body. But I think the numbers have collapsed in the last.

Well, you know, when they collapsed, it coincided with Elon buying Twitter.

Okay, I didn't know that yeah, yeah.

The post 2024 numbers have dropped off.

A cliff when you stopped offering that as an explanation.

Yeah. Well, you can. Not only that, but you could talk about it now. Whereas before, if you. If you literally, if you wrote on Twitter that a male could never be a female, you'd be banned. Yeah, you would. Like that's what happened to Megan Murphy. They banned her. They banned her from Twitter by saying a man is never a woman.

Well, I remember they were banning people for saying what J.K. rowling had said. But they're like, we can't get rid of J.K. rowling because she's too big.

It would be completely. It was completely insane because you should be able to talk about anything. And if you're wrong about that, like other people gonna correct you or have a better argument than you have. And that's how you figure out who's right and who's wrong. And for the longest time, there was no talk of D. Transitioners being upset. There was no talk of these things are actually chemical castration drugs they used to use on pedophiles. That's what these things are. Rapists and pedophiles used to be forced to take these drugs that you're now giving to prepubescent boys.

Yeah. Also the new penises are. Oh, God, I don't want to be sent any more of those, bro.

The new penis.

Shane was sending new penises after talking to you.

I've seen both of them are. It's genital mutilation. And with a lot of them that these people have these thoughts about being a girl or being a boy. They try. Turns out they're just gay.

But do you. I mean. But what. All right, theory, possible theory. Theory is that the ruling classes have always wanted eunuchs.

Oh, God.

You know what I mean? Like if you're an emperor of China.

You just put on the full tinfoil hat.

Yeah, this is my tinfoil hat moment.

Roll on your head.

It's good to have a eunuch advisor you. Because they're calm. We're talking about this before the sex urge is gone. And they can just use like a neutered dog. Yes.

All dogs are trans.

Yes. And so are we. Is that. Is that the effort? Is that why you want to do it? Is that why we have.

Oh, God.

I don't think that's a long term play. That the ruling class are breeding a new eunuch class to advise them and help. Anyway, it's just a theory.

Well, I certainly think it's been accelerated by various Special interests. And I think some of them are foreign. I think there's. There's a lot. There's real evidence that China and other countries have pushed on social media, like trans ideology.

Yeah.

And also, like, fought against anti trans people and attack them online. Like, you. You see it like these organized hate groups.

Not in China, though. Only in America.

In America. Yeah. Like doing it in America using different AI programs and. But LGBT issues are just one of the many things that they do that with. They do that with immigration, they do that with USAID made. They try to disrupt our system by getting us to argue with each other. So they pose as us.

Yeah.

And argue, you know, and say wild.

And some of that is being added now that on X you can see where people are from.

Mm. It's interesting, right?

It's.

Yeah, it's interesting. Not everybody looks at it, but when you do look at it, you go, oh, you're. You're in Africa.

This is kind of crazy white nationalist account in China. Yeah. That seems kind of.

Yeah, it seems weird. There's a lot of that. Nessa Renee Diresta did some research on that with the Internet Research agency before the 2016 elections when they were talking about how these foreign countries had these things that were set up that were just designed to put posts on Facebook and memes. And it was just designed to, like, sway the conversation towards a certain direction.

Yeah.

And she's like. And the funny thing, she saw, like, thousands and thousands of these memes. She's like, some of them are really fun.

Funny.

Like, they're really funny.

Made memes. Yeah.

Who's making these? They're being made in Russia or somewhere.

This is what this is. When I'm on the New York Times app, it feels like I know what their agenda is all the time. And it's so nice to be like, I know where that's coming from. I know that when I'm on X, it's like there's a lot of reality coming at you at once. And then there's also definitely bots on there, doing. And it's. It's too overwhelmed.

It is too overwhelming. I try not to fuck with it anymore. Every time I go on there, I just feel bad, just feel gross. All of them.

All of them.

I try to stay off them as much as possible. I feel better when I do. When I have, like a day or.

Two, you're in a valuable position of just getting to talk to people who know what's going on. You get to talk to. I remember Christopher Hitchens, someone Asked him, like, what newspapers do you read? He said, none. I just talk to people who know things that I want to talk to, who I trust, who knows things. You're a very well connected. Not everyone gets to. You can have a phone call with like an expert in something if you want.

That's true. That's a huge plus to doing this. But it's also. You have to find out which expert is really honest.

Yeah.

You have two different experts. Like if you have some sort of a court case, well, the defense will have an expert and then the prosecution has an expert too, and they disagree. So wait a minute, I thought it was all based on facts and logic and science. Like you guys are. Whether it's DNA evidence or all kinds of evidence, there's like experts on both sides. So you're always going to have some sort of dispute. If you have complete. If everybody just like completely agrees with one narrative, there's something probably going on. And generally speaking, what's going on is that they have control over that social media application. Like Blue Sky. Yeah, Blue sky is a perfect example. If you just go on Blue sky and type. There was only two genders banned. You're gone. Yeah, you're over. Like, they don't fuck around, which is.

Why that one is being allowed, I think in Australia.

Australia.

So we're banning X for the under 16s, but blue sky is fine.

Yeah. You're going to turn people into the most radical of progressives, but they want to fall.

They're saying, here are the facts that you can agree on and then you can, you can have your disagreement within that bubble, but you've got to exist within a shared reality.

Right.

I'm just, I'm getting freaked out by the New York Times app and I don't like it. Okay, but. So they'll have ads in there. And this is this. They have ads for the New York Times in the New York Times app. Right.

That doesn't seem smart.

It's what they're off. They're saying you should buy a friend of yours the New York Times app. Okay. You should pay for them to have it. And then it's like, why should you do that? So you can talk to. So you can understand the news together, so you can share the world together. Right. They're like, like, isn't it terrible when someone has different facts to you? Let's all have the same facts so that we can know our children again. You should buy your children the New York Times app and bring them under the safe, warm umbrella and it is when I'm on there, it's like being in a weird bath or something where it's like a protected zone. And what. I will be deleting it at some point. I enjoy doing the wordle, but it's like I'm just getting a second of. Cause I've been in Austin for like two years now and most of my news has come through talking to Kurt Metzger in the green room or something. Do you know what I mean? And so I was like, just gimme a taste of what like a normie out there is experiencing as reality.

Well, the problem is those normies get indoctrinated just as much as anybody else does. And so they get indoctrinated to thinking that the New York Times is the golden standard of accurate news reporting and it's not biased and this is the actual story that's going on. And no, that's not always the case.

I would say, at least on the right, people are getting indoctrinated by like multiple different strange things. Like the actual agreement. You can have arguments and discussions about things and people do in a. You've seen that like meme where it's like his right wing thought and it's all over the place and it's like, here's the left wing thing.

It's like one dot and everything after that is Hitler. Yeah, everything to the right of that is Hitler.

Yes.

Yeah, I've seen those. I. It's weird. Now you've seen all these right wing people that are having public feuds.

It's blown up, it's been a big week.

What's happening? Like, why did everybody lose the plot? It's weird.

Charlie Kirk was holding something together and now it's, I think people. I don't. I think he was.

Well, it seems like some of his. From his death out, there's a lot of chaos on the right. But is that because of his death? Would it. Like, why are all these people attacking each other? Or is it because, you know, there's people out there that are saying wild shit and then other people are being forced to defend them, whether it's Candace Owens or whoever it is.

I think the conservative movement was always a weird bringing together of about three different things.

What are those things?

Like foreign policy hawks, social conservatives and big business people. And William F. Buckley Jr. Is that his name? I'm getting that. Right. But like the National Review, he managed to purge all the John Birch Society people and say this is mainline conservatism going forward. And then Reagan was able to like dovetail him with that. And there was, there was like a we. There was a coming together of two people who didn't. It didn't make a lot of sense for like a religious conservative and a big city finance guy to share a platform together. But under that project, you could bring them together and that, that it breaks apart. And you can see it now, like there are a couple things really breaking up. Like, where is the right fracturing in Arizona at the moment with. It's like Israel is a fault line. There's no holding together the two wings of the conservative movement under Israel anymore, is there? Like the Tucker Carlson wing of that discussion and the Ben Shapiro wing don't seem to be able to harmoniously go in locks.

No, they hate each other.

They really hate each other. There's a conspiratorial wing and there's like a big business wing that don't want to get along. There are like, like these are libertarians and there's conservatives and those. They match up on a couple things, but not a lot of things in terms like, you know, what is a family? What is, what are our values going forward? What should we have? Religious values in the law? A lot of people on the right would say yes. A lot of people on the right would say that's the never. No. So unless there's like a unifying, like I don't want to say strong man, but like one. Unless there's a unifying figure to bring those two disparate groups together, I think their natural thing is to fight with each other. And that's what's happening now is that it's the end of the Trump era. He's not gonna run again. He managed to build some sort of coalition around himself. And that's, I think, Mr. Kirk's widow, whose name I don't remember, who had the gold outfit.

Erica Kirk.

Erica Kirk. I don't watch a lot of the speeches. Cause I get all secondhand. But she's gone. Like, we need to get behind J.D. vance. He's gonna be the future of holding this together. And he's trying to really stay out of it so that they. He, like, he's not making a call one way or the other. He's trying to allow the two parties.

To duke it out, see who rises.

I guess he'll see who wins.

Or like, well, that's the thing. Someone has got to win, right? Like something's gonna. Or they're just gonna just like defuse the whole right wing movement by being constantly at war with Each other. Where there's no consent.

Yeah. And this happens on the left as well. Like the left, like the AOC people and the Nancy Pelosi people are not natural bedfellows.

Like, what do they have? What's the consensus? Like, what do they agree on? They agree on immigration. They all agree on immigration.

Kinda. I mean, no, big business people want heaps of illegal immigration. Oh, it's cheap labor.

But the big business people, that is true. There's some CEOs that have openly discussed the fact that they need that in order for their business model to work.

Yeah. You've got like the Pat Buchanan wing of the party going up against the like H.W. bush wing of the party. So I don't even think they can get around that.

Most people would say that having an open border, Most people on the right would say, have an open border is a real problem. You need to close the border. If you vote. If you were a right wing person, you ran on let's open up the border again. We need illegal immigrants, we need the labor. Yeah, it would be over. You would never win. Yeah, you would never win.

You could govern that way, and I think people did for a long time, but you could never have that as your public.

Right. You could let them sneak in, let it slip. Slip.

Well, like Biden was always saying, we're tough on the border. And he's going, these numbers are very galling.

You definitely weren't. He wasn't tough on shit. But I also think he wasn't running anything either. You know, I mean, it's hard to imagine. Hard to imagine.

Yeah.

Yeah. No way. So whoever was running it wanted to keep running it. And that was a real problem. That was a real problem. That's scary because then you let. You realize, even though it's crazy to have a president, at least the idea is you voted a president in. But if the president doesn't do anything and it's really a bunch of like, as nutty as Trump is, at least you know he's doing it. Like, nobody else is going to put.

Gold all over the White House.

You know, he's doing that. Nobody else. He's writing those plaques 100% for sure. He did the auto pen thing. At the very least, you know it's him doing it.

Yeah.

And you hate him. You love him.

I think he wrote, he wrote that Rob Reiner tweet. I don't think anyone was in his ear going, I think you should take a big stand against Rob Reiner today.

No, he wrote that. That he Wrote that. But it was Brennan. Brennan and Clapper. Those are the people that had the video with Rob Reiner where he's like, literally talking to two spooks about how it's a real problem that Trump is the president criminal. They called the Committee for Russian investigation or something like that. Rob Reiner did.

No one apologizes for the Russia stuff.

No, it's crazy what they did.

And the COVID stuff, no one apologizes for.

No, they completely lied. As much as you can hate him about a lot of things that Trump has done, you can't just let people get away with making a fake story about him colluding with Russia. Like, that's a fake story. The Steele dossier was literally all that stuff was funded by the Clinton campaign. It's crazy.

Yeah. And the Epstein stuff coming out now is. I mean, we'll see what happens with that.

Well, you guys were talking right before the podcast, said Jamie said there was a big dump. What happened with the big dump? You said it was a big dump today and they fucked up. That was your. Your take. They fucked up. The fuck up was people have found out that the redactions weren't really redacted. That's a big mistake. Like, you can copy and paste and put another document and see the redactions. Oh, like a Photoshop deal. Like, you could get the layers away.

Yeah.

Oh, whoopsies. That's what happens. You get fucking people working for the government that dorks.

Then. Then.

Which is like. This is like steps to this. Yeah, I wasn't following at all. But. But the Department of Justice has tweeted a couple interesting things today, starting with this one eight hours ago. So it's like 6am or something. Department of justice has officially released nearly 30,000 more pages of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein. Some of these documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims made against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear, the claims are unfounded and false. And if they had a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already. Nevertheless, out of our commitment to the law and transparency, the DOJ is releasing these documents with the large. With the legally required protections for Epstein's victims. Some of those documents have been deleted now. Okay, so they're saying that 30,000 more pages of documents and some of them contain untrue and sensational claims made against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. Right, but by who? That's. People are just sort of taking it as a grain of salt, saying, like, what? So nobody else.

It's all. It's only untrue about. Right. Nothing. Nobody else. All the Bill Clinton photos were definitely. The other one was. Come on. Picture came out of a letter that seems to be a potential suicide note written by Epstein, written to Larry Nassar. The facts of that. That are strange. There's a postmark which is three or four days after he died. Wait a minute. Larry Nassar. Yeah. Is also in jail. He's the Olympic guy. Yeah. The doctor that was a pedophile. Yeah. And it's like a letter writing, like, hey, I know what. You know why I'm in jail? Know why you're in jail. Boy, that seems weird that he's writing a letter and, like, that starts off saying, if you've gotten this, you know, I took the. In quotes.

Short route. Which.

Short route home. Right? Yeah. But there's some weird detail. People are like. They said. They're saying this is fake or maybe fake. Did they get a handwriting expert to analyze it yet? Peering Doesn't. That's. I started asking the questions like, well, then why. How that. Why did it get. Why did it come out? How are. You know. Oh, so the FBI. It says, the FBI has confirmed this alleged letter from Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar is fake, fake, fake in all caps. Trump wrote that he gets busted by the fake letter. Fake letter was received by the jail and flagged for the FBI. At the time the FBI made this conclusion based on the following facts. The writing does not appear to match Jeffrey Epstein's. The letter was postmarked three days after Epstein's death out of Northern Virginia when he was jailed in New York. The return address did not list the jail where Epstein was held and did not include his inmate number, which is required for outgoing mail. The fake letter serves as a reminder that just because the document is released by the Department of Justice does not make the allegations or claims within the document factual.

Nevertheless, the DOJ will continue to release all material required by law. Well, this is how they probably should have done it from the beginning. Right? Release all material.

Yeah.

And then refute whatever you say is fake. And you say, okay, it didn't have his inmate number. It's not his handwriting. It's fake. It was three days after his death. It was postmarked from Virginia. He was in New York.

But don't make it look like you're covering it up just right.

Release it.

I have seen on Twitter people complaining about, like. Like, they're not meant to censor anything due to embarrassment. But when it's like Ghislaine Maxwell's boobs, they will censor it out. This has been illegally censored it. You must.

Yeah.

By the law of the United States. Show me her boobs.

I need to see them areolas.

Is she. She's in prison in Texas.

You can kind of call it prison. She does yoga, plays cards, hangs out.

Is she allowed to talk to people?

I don't think so. She's not allowed to podcast, I'm sure. If that's what you're getting at.

I am. That would be a really exciting podcast.

If everybody wants to die, that would be really good podcast.

I think she's just a nice normal lady.

Do you think Trump on the way out pardons her?

She's a nice woman. I wish her well. I don't know. It's.

The weird thing is she's in jail for sex trafficking. To who?

Epstein.

Right.

But I wasn't from him. I think it was 16 year old in Florida and it was directly to him. I was briefly. I experimented with being like a non Epstein believer.

Really?

Yeah. For about two weeks.

What did you think was going on?

I was like, maybe he's just a pervert who liked getting back rubs from 16 year olds. And he had famous friends because everyone was like he's Mossad, he's CIA.

What do you think now?

Yeah, he's obviously something. It's way. I just thought every. Like everyone in the green room was saying he's Mossad. I was like, I could be. Maybe the controversial thing would be to not believe this.

Take the contrarian position.

I just wanted to try experiment with the contrarian position. And it's getting harder and harder to hold.

Yeah. It seems like the more they dig into his past, the more it feels like he was part of some sort of intelligence agency.

Well, like channeling offshore money for people.

How about the fact that he just got a slap on the wrist during the first case when he caught a case. And then the. Whoever it was was the prosecutor or the judge was told that he was intelligent.

There was a. Yeah, that's. And then someone. I listened to a podcast on it from like some. Some Matthew Schmitz whose compact magazine. And they were like they were making out that it was. It was an anti Semitic plot to say that Epstein was secret intelligence. And it's genuinely. Although I don't agree with them, it was one of the best put together podcasts I'd heard.

Look at this. Suicide watch observation lot 2:15am inmate states his cellmate tried to kill him.

Inmates sitting on bed trying to retracted.

It, saying he has no idea what happened. But there's pictures of him showing his wounds and stuff. I think he also said he woke up and didn't know where those wounds came from. Oh, so that's the guy too, by the way. You know that. That's the cellmate, the giant dude. Oh, so the cellmate beat the out of him. I don't see any wounds. Oh, where's the wounds? New release documentary semi conscious with neck injuries. He had marks around his wrist. Let me see. Let me see his neck. See, that's not a good picture.

It's a video.

Oh, okay. It's a video.

His picture.

His hands were swollen. I think I said his ankles or feet were swollen too. Oh, so the guy tried to grab his neck and choke him. But they said they investigated, they didn't find anything. Found no evidence of foul play. I didn't do nothing. He says he didn't do nothing. I don't know what to tell you. You're okay. Get back in jail, you pedophile. That's probably what they did. But the guy probably tried to kill him. I mean, it looks like a guy that would try to kill you, and he was definitely a murderer.

Yeah. If you're in a jail cell with a pedophile, I think that's unusual to try and kill that guy.

Also, you're a big giant guy who's in jail for murdering four drug dealers and you're a cop. Like I was. I was always saying that you get him to kill that guy for like a pack of cigarettes, jail for the rest of his life. Forever for sure. And you can give him like, awesome special treatment if you wax Jeffrey Epstein.

Man, I was really trying. I tried so hard. I went on podcasts trying to say he did you. Yeah, I wish I hadn't. I just. I just thought it was a cool. A cool, like, bucking back against the grain thing to say. And I was saying he was charismatic.

Yeah.

Why wouldn't famous people want to hang out with this charismatic point? That photo where he's with Michael Jackson, his loafers are incredible. He had a great sense of style.

Right, right.

But I do. And then there's things about him discussing with, you know, he's talking to ex prime ministers of Israel about how to move money around or something.

Yeah.

It's not.

Former prime minister of Israel used to visit him, his Manhattan place with like a mask over his face. He like pull his. Have like One of these things on. You ever seen.

No.

Yeah. See pictures of him trying to cover his face as he goes into Epstein's house, which is what I always do when I go to my friend's house.

You cover your face. Yeah.

You don't want anybody knowing. You go to the ring doorbell.

There's also.

There's apparently more Nixon mask on.

More Prince Andrew ones now.

Oh, of course.

And he's.

Well, there's a reason why they literally kicked him out of the royal family. They banished him to a mansion somewhere in the hills.

I don't think he'd been. Yeah, it's not good. Hurts the research. It hurts my regard for the beautiful royal family. I love very much.

I bet you do. You like a good royal family.

I love a regular family.

Look at that dude.

Yeah. Why are you dodging the paparazzi?

Oh, for sure. Paparazzi are always in front of a financial guy's house, a bunch of chicks leaving.

A lot of people seem to love hanging out with this guy. A charismatic guy.

He's a lot of fun. Had cool people at his parties.

I mean, the. It was with Woody Allen. He was hanging out.

Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton seems to have a great time in all the photos.

There's a lot of people seem like having a great time. Michael Jackson was hanging out there.

Michael Jackson didn't look like he was having a lot of fun, though.

Well, I don't think he had a lot of fun, period. Right. Michael tortured individual.

He had a roller coaster. How could he be unhappy?

I don't think that was for him. That roller coaster was like, I still know when you go turkey hunting, he put up a fake turkey. Bring in the turkeys.

His father made him dance too much, and that's why he wanted to spend the night with boys. I can't defend Michael Jackson.

No, you can't. Who can you defend easier, Michael Jackson or Epstein?

Well, we don't have any. I mean, probably Michael Jackson because the music was great.

The music was great. And there's that. His doctor said he was chemically castrated. You know that.

I don't.

Yeah. The doctor that went to jail for giving him propofol that wound up killing him.

It's a general anesthetic.

Yes. That doctor, when he got out of jail, spoke publicly about the fact that Michael, when he was young, was giving chemical castration drugs to protect his voice, to keep his voice from deepening.

I'm on the record saying that castrati should be brought back.

You think so? You're on the record.

Yeah, no, over and over again, I said, if we're gonna have trans people make him saying, you get it, regarding how well you can sing, but you.

Got to do it when you're really young.

It's got to be before puberty.

Yeah.

I don't really believe it, but I do want to hear the castrate again. We've got one recording, and it's not very good. Have you heard it?

It's eerie. Yeah, we played this podcast a bunch of times. Yeah, it's kind of macabre, but people.

Loved it at the time.

They were sick people.

And only the Italians, because the Italians were bold and they.

What a crazy move.

What?

The castrated boy balls off when he's young so he could sing at a high pitch forever.

Well, I think that would crush them because they didn't have antiseptic. I think cut them off is what they do.

They crush their balls.

I think they crush them and then put them in a bath of milk. But do you know about this? Do you know about the swan thing?

What'd they do to crush the balls? What'd they use? They just smash them.

But it was illegal.

Thing you did with your hands. That was terrible.

It's not good. But they would deny it. The families would never cop to it because it was illegal to castrate your son. Oh, so you would. You would come up with an excuse. And there's, like, one town in Italy where, over the course of a year, like, they report hundreds of swan attacks is what they would say.

Oh, God.

They would say, a swan flew into my son's testicles, and that's why he's now the best singer in Milan.

And they did it so their son could make money. Just like a theater mom.

But the people loved it. Like, when there was the last one and they were gonna retire it, people was chant like crowds screamed, long live the knife. They wanted it to keep going. Do you know about this?

Long live the knife.

Yeah.

There was, like, the nut cutting.

Widespread popular support not to get rid of the construction.

Oh, my God.

People wanted to keep hearing it, bro.

That's terrible.

But they must have sounded really good.

Well, we heard the recording. Want to hear it?

Apparently, he was no good. Apparently, he was one of the worst ones.

Many of these operations were performed by local barbers. The razor.

Yes, I did use the razor.

No. Yeah. They said this was an operation.

I should have guessed you were across. The castrati plucked them out. I could have guessed that would have come up on the street. I didn't know you'd played it a bunch.

Oh yeah, we played it before. We'll leave on this.

I don't know.

Can we play it? I can't. This is one of those videos. I could have. Yeah, somebody might have owned it.

Actually, I got into an argument about it because I put it on a video once and I got challenged and I challenged it back because it was recorded so long ago. Oh yeah.

It should be an open.

Do you know what I mean?

That's true.

There's a Wikipedia recording. It's totally open. No, I'm across, man.

We don't want to deal with it though.

How come no rappers are sampling the castrati? Danny Brown, maybe Diddy.

When he gets me. Maybe you could.

I'm not even going to try and be a Diddy defender. I thought about it.

You're such a contrarian. You do think about it.

Yeah, I. It would be nice. I just don't have enough time to research it properly. But if I had all the time and if I didn't have kids, I would be spending all my time becoming the best Epstein defender. Because it would be a cool thing to say at parties very stridently, wouldn't it?

That's such an Australian thing to think. What do you got here? It's just a quick exploit. I mean they really sound that us up fast. Oh, time. Roughly beginning the 17th century. The mid 19th century. An era where the science of anesthesia. Anesthesia still had some way to go. And here we go. Before making the first cut, a surgeon would send a patient into a semi comatose state by plying him with an opium based drink and compressing his carotid arteries.

Oh, that's the milk.

Then the boy would be plunged into a bath of milk or hot water to soften the necessary parts. At which point point speed was of the essence. Cut the spermatic cords, remove the testicles, tie the ducks. And then fingers crossed. Oh God.

Oh God. But what is it about the Italians that were the only people to do it? Why?

Why are you with my people?

I know. I'm saying it's kind of a greatness of spirit. No, because that's how much you loved music.

It's disgusting.

Other people were trying to take over the world and build empires. Not in Italy. That's what you were doing.

They just didn't know that AI could just fake it. We could make an AI Castrata. Maybe we should close on that. Let's have AI do a castrata.

I reject it. I reject AI castrato.

Papa was a Rolling stone.

Can you do that?

Yeah. Let's do. Have AI make a cover of Papa was a Rolling Stone as an opera. Castrata or castrato? Is it castrata or castrata?

I think it's. It's castrate.

Is the plural castrati. Right. But is it a castrato?

I think it's.

Is it still a boy if you cut his nuts off?

Well, you'll get in a lot of trouble in Britain for saying the opposite. But, yes, ladies loved them. God, and they were big and tall.

Can never get hard.

No, they could.

Really?

Yeah.

How do you know?

I read a lot about it.

Like, maybe they lied.

They would have sex across. No, women would, like, go and try and have sex with them, but they. Because they couldn't get pregnant off the bag.

But how'd they get a boner if they didn't?

I think it, like, testicles, they still got. There was still testosterone in the body.

Like a tiny amount produced by the.

They got real tall, though. They got huge. They would be, like seven foot tall.

Really?

And they're. They're. This is why they could sing so well. Is their bones in their rib cage wouldn't fuse. Like, there's something in puberty that's meant to come in, like, stop your bones growing. That happens when you're a child. So they'd have, like, this huge rib cage with huge lungs and a tiny little boy voice. Yeah, but like huge amounts of air flowing out.

Oh, that's crazy.

I'm just saying, why can't we. If we're gonna have all the trans kids, doesn't one of them go identify as a castrati? Couldn't one do it?

Maybe you're planting a seed in someone's head right now.

I don't want to do their calling. I don't want to do that.

Well, maybe they already went through with the other thing and they're like, well, let's make the most of this. Us. You know, make some lemonade.

Started doing. Have you got. Can you really just type it in and make it.

Yeah, yeah. But. Yeah. How long does it take to render. The problem is the lyrics. The lyrics. Those lyrics are copyrighted.

You could have a song.

Oh, we can't play it.

This won't make this.

That's a whole show. How you make these songs, I don't want to get into. How are they doing that? You don't want to say it? OK. Okay. All right.

Is it a secret?

McCann, we're gonna miss you. You'll be back.

Thank you.

Got one. Hold on. A second. You got one.

All right, here we go. All right.

Here we go. It sounds quite eerie enough. That sounds like a regular guy.

When you hear that. When you hear that one guy, it is otherworldly.

It's creepy. All right. It's creepy. Make good songs, McCann. I love you.

Thank you for having me. I really appreciate it.

It's always fun hanging out with you. And I'm excited about tonight. We're gonna have some fun.

I think so. Saw?

Yes, sir. Okay. See you in a bit.

All right.

Bye, everybody.